Jodi's BIG Secret! She Wants To Leave Her Family! - Stardew Valley
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- Опубліковано 29 жов 2018
- This video is focused on Jodi's big secret.. She is deeply unhappy with her life and feels as though she never got to experience her youth as she got married to Kent at an early age and had kids. The more you get to know her the more she reveals her regrets. She even advises you to not make the same mistakes. Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
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"I used to think she was just boring, turns out she's boring and depressed" My therapist when i overshare
I love your profile pic and username
Eeeeeeeee
CloudyBirds no offense but -
I like it too.
O Mays do u-
Mood
When you thought your bought a very cute innocent game but secretly everyone is depressed drunk both or a product of cheating or broken marriages
@Keren Crispe theres the whole theory and mod that abby is in fact the wizards daughter not the shop owners
@Keren Crispe wizard says that he has a daughter in the town. Abby's mom says that she used to visit wizard's tower but her husband was too angry about it. And, finally, Pierre says that he thinks that Abby's not his daughter
Keren Crispe huh, sounds like real life
Don't forget been abused (Alex)
@@ryanhughes7559 but in the end, it's all just a theory right? not canon
I was watching this in my room, and my mom walked by. She said "Oh it's that stardew valley man. Who's he divorcing today?" Your legend is spreading DF
Wow I want to meet your mom
r/totallyhappened
LMAO
Yeah, that definitely happened
Batty Babygirl my mom would be like what?!
secrets of stardew valley:
-Jodi regrets having a family and getting married early
- Abigail's mom and the wizard both cheated on their spouses and have Abigail as a kid
- you have a shadow demon living in the sewers
- the mayor has a secret relationship with marnie and he wants NOBODY to find out because image
- shane is a drunk, depressed, and contemplates suicide
- Pam is an unemployed alcoholic, OR she's an alcoholic who drives the bus
- Leah left her boyfriend/girlfriend because she didnt want to commit to a family just yet to pursue her "art"
- Maru is building a fucking AI
- Robin got remarried and completely neglects her oldest son.
- There is a big company with a very questionable manager aggressively trying to put his competitor out of business.
(edit; more inclusions)
- you can sacrifice your children to some dark god that turns them into doves
- there are literal ghosts in the mines along with undead and shadow people/demons
Yay, stardew valley... land of hopes and dreams. Woot!
Lmfao I died at the pam one for some reason XD
The more I play, the less kid friendly it gets.
Michel van der Linden to be fair that’s still not that bad. We’re only human after all
Also isn’t Alex’s parents hella dead or something lmao
@@pixie8902 Alex's dad was abusive and his mother is dead.
When you fall in love with Stardew Valley's inhabitants but then DF ruins everything for you
Story of my life
I was gonna play the game n try it..but after watching this episodes i doubt its that fun o,o this is funny though
Fallon Jewel nbbnnjjj)nhuh
Eh..I get the mods he has and I make my own experiment.
DF does ruin some stuff like I was going to marry Shane😘 but 😔😔😞😟😦now idk anymore 😐😐
Fish casserole always hits the spot DF:"Unlike your husband"
I laughed so hard at this.
I has to pause for a good minute before i could regain my composure and keep watching, my mouth flew open. his dry wit is incredible
I choked on my food when he said that lol
oof
I spat my drink
It's also worth noting that in the military, a "Jody" is a term used for a guy who sleeps with the wife/girlfriend of a serviceman while they're deployed
Wiggycat314 describes mumps perfectly
Semper fi.
Bro how did I never realize this. Thanks for the good laugh mate.
Jodying Jodi: A Mumps Story
Someoje make jodi dateable
I also find it interesting that Jodi's room is a single bed, doesn't bode well for a thriving couple.
I always wondered where Kent sleeps but I never bothered to actually take the time to stay long enough to find out
DF did in an earlier video :)
Joey m
Joey hi
True
OMG DF STOP EXPOSING PPL this village haven't seen a single quiet day since you've moved smh
Haha! That’s what they deserve for bearing children only to be sacrificed to the Aztec sun god in exchange for white frat boy pigeons.
Lmfao!!
But what about all those times when he spends like 20 years asleep
@@jamesrobbins1756 you mean my friend huiztlopoachli
like fr though lmao
*"I wanna marry Miss Penny when I grow up"*
Your profile picture makes this comment so much better.
"I want to keep Miss Penny in a cage at the foot of my bed when I grow up."
I married Penny on my account.
Tough shit, kid, that's my woman.
*FBI OPEN UP*
SAM WAS GOING TO FEED YOU A RAW EGG FOR A SNACK.
*C R O N C H I N G I N T E N S I F I E S*
You don't eat raw eggs? If you get them when they're fresh, the warmth when it goes down is kinda good
@@Tashwampa why r u here
@@Tashwampa Mmm salmonella flavor
@Kaylie Babocsi japan eggs are really clean. They can be eaten raw
"I followed him all the way to the playground and no one said a thing"
tried to fertilize Vincent
"Uncle D, don't tell mom...but you're my favorite grown-up."
69 likes
U phrased it bad
Tries to fertilise Vincent
Why there is FBI siren wailling around here?
Yikes
The fertilizer must have went backwards because he isn’t becoming a good child
Lmao
“You’re welcome Clint.”
Professor Pro
“I want to marry miss penny when I grow up!”
*”Yeah kid, good luck with that”*
poor clint lmao :))
How old is Clint? I was under the impression he was 40 and Emily was in her 20's
*I like marrying people and then divorcing them*
lol
@Andr'e Going i supose in both...
Carmeilio Playz I feel bad whenever I divorce an npc
Same same
@@sunlitkay same
Jodi: "Fish casserole always hits the spot."
DF: "Unlike your husband."
Don't get it
@@zhiqianwen the dick of the fish hits her womb while Kent doesn't
Khalel Capile I don't think you quite understand either. Womb? That sentence brought me into a full body cringe
Khalel Capile BRUH LMAOOO IM DEAD
Khalel Capile hHSSJSSKSK BRO I-
"If an egg falling on the floor causes you to lose your mind, seek help." 😂😂👍
That's my dad 😧
"I followed him all the way to the playground and no one said a thing"
🤣🤣🤣
"Hi Uncle D!"
"That's a nickname that *nobody* wants"
I lost it right there.
This just played as soon as I read it, woah
If only she can marry Mumps then all her dreams will come true!!
And get divorced and be sad again XD
you must have said this "2:46" when you locked me down here
well.... That could wo- .....
DIVORCE
Hey thumbnail queen
50000G + prismatic shard = the FINAL SOLUTION.
I love how any of the NPCs mention a love interest he just marries them and stares at their character saying “So......you were saying 😏” And with his dry humor it just makes this gameplay 💯 percent funnier 🤣
NyanKitty Pug Emojis make it cringe worthy.
when df is holding back the laugh at 7:13, so cute
i love his reaction to the fish on the ground too, i cracked up so bad
Audrey Grimes Omg me too
adiosian msp d
hes honestly adorable
Sam: Drops egg
Jodi: THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT
i love jodi's dialogue so much, tbh, what an underrated character
adiosian msp same, sad she isn’t a romance option she’s so perfect in her own ways
NinjaTyler only problem i have with her is that she has the same name as my stepmom loooool
@@lio_hoshizora Nut
@@lio_hoshizora wait you think that's a problem
The two underrated stardew valley people
Alex
Jodi
Goddammit the cuts to you in the wedding ceremony are killing me bless this channel
how have i never read the letter on her bedside table. in 690 hours of playing the game. wtf.
same!
Ikr!
Nice.
@@sherrrlene That's not incredibly ridiculous? It's a game to kill time on. I don't play it as often myself, but I've over 800 hours on Terraria and over 2000 on TS3 since those are my time killing games.
Nice
Isn't Sam in his early 20s? I always assumed that the only bachelors that are well over 20 are Harvey and Shane, Harvey being in his late 30s, early 40s and Shane being in his early 30s.
It actually makes sense that Sam is in his early 20s or even younger. Vincent is somewhere between 5 and 8, Jodi might be around 40+ as would be Kent. She herself said they rushed into things, she didn't have a chance to be youthful. So let's say they were 19 to 20 (or we could be a little more drastic and say she was 16 and Kent was 18, just drafted), they were young, he soldier and she full of fanciful feelings, she got pregnant and they had to marry (what else to do in a small town).
Vincent came a lot of years later when they were actually ready for a kid.
I wouldn't actually put Jodi in the depressed bracket, but in the midlife crisis one, BUT I'm no expert so yeah.
Eronimum Elliot also seems like an older bachelor. Mid 30s at least.
@@WhitleyAKW nah Sebastian sam and Abigail are i think the youngest barchelor and bachelorette, for me all of them are around early 20 since Abigail mother and Emily said something about Abigail college party or something
Celvin Ardenwu What about Sebastian though?
@@ADamnNerd oops i meant to say Sebastian, Sam, and Abigail. Elliot for me is also quite young probably mid 20 or end 20
Celvin Ardenwu Maybe. To me Elliot is 30, but maybe it's cause he has that refined look and not a baby face like Sam and Seb
Fun fact: in the military, a "Jodi" is the guy who steals your girl while you're away on deployment. I always found Jodi's name to be a nice touch.
I like how in every df weding the mayor says
"We dind know he'd fit in our comunity"
Like he hasn't marry the whole twon over( I lost count)
Just married the second character after a divorce, it was the first time the dialogue felt a bit off in this game
He has married all the marriable npcs at least seven times each
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@@dearul ^10
Anyone in star dew valley:
“I wanna marry *insert name*!”
DF: “good luck with that!” *repeatedly marries and divorces people*
For me its Leah or penny
Family friendly game
Not unless someone makes a mod to replace all villagers with Mumps.
Ikr
How much divorce would that be?
@@zecat3727 it would be endless divorce
I’ve seen you somewhere else 🧐
The fish cutscene is actually different if Kent is already there when you do it!
Isnt there a cutscene with Kent getting his PTSD triggered over Jodi making popcorn? Its also a much deeper look into the nature of their relationship methinks
How about someone makes a mod to make her marriable and give her a good life. Wait.
Please sir
BunnyJumps. you don't have to worry about any of the consequences. If all else fails there's always 50,000G and a prismatic shard.
BunnyJumps pfft
Please do
BunnyJumps I would love you if you did this, lmao
DF!
Vincent won´t grow when you put feterlizer on him....
You need to water him!
Ooh! Now what will you water him with? A hose?
FlopGamer “water” him..
Yes officer, this comment right there.
FlopGamer you sick fuck.
i was going to cermit way but people in the replies went a total different way.
@@fbi9333 oh sorry dear FBI! Please don't leak my browser history!
Vincent- "I wanna marry Miss Penny when I grow up."
DF- "Yeah Kid. Goodluck with that."
*Any villager* : I want to mary-
*Cuts to DF's marriage scene*
Damn my boi Kent, comes back from war to a wife who doesn’t love him. Rip
Kent: *"Hello farmer"*
Df: *"Hello absent husband"*
Lmaoooooo
Jodi actually does love her family, but being a mom is really hard (I would know, it's hard to love being a mom, but I adore my children). Reconnecting with her husband is hard, especially since he doesn't seem to be trying just blaming her and wallowing in his sorrow. Kent needs a therapist.
"Can you give this to Emily for me?" Cucked.
"I wanna marry Ms. Penny when I grow up" Cucked.
honestly today has been so awful. this makes it a hundred times better. thank you for existing deef c:
blackhoodieblueglasses deef
On Clint’s amethyst quest, it really makes me wonder. If you manage to marry Emily without giving her a single amethyst after you get that quest, and then once married you give her one, will the game treat it as a regular gift, or will it treat it as finishing Clint’s request?
Given in every other case when you give something to an NPC it won't be a gift if you have a quest to give the item to them, I don't see why it would be any different in this case.
Vincent: "Hi, Uncle!"
Player: "I'm not your uncle, kid, I'm your brother-in-law."
I'd like to be trapped in a depressing marriage that ends in a crippling divorce with you 😉
Same
I couldn’t have worded it better
lmfao
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Kent: hello farmer
Drive: hello absent husband
Hahahahaha to funny
That marriage gag made me laugh every time, well done sir!
"You're welcome, Clint."
"Yeah Kid, good luck with that."
Jodi: I like Sleeping.
Mumps: ...I think I found my soulmate..
Me: ... 😂😂😂 *_**Bursts Out Laughing**_*
Finds his soulmate... then proceeds to divorce them probably. Lol. 😂
@@maryelizabeth3334 He does farm marriages and divorces! Probably? Definetly!
Great, now someone can create a mod where Kent gets and event about his PTSD and one choice leads him to rejoin the army, once you get 10 hearts with him and Jodi. That way he can die an heroic death while you invite Jodi to live in the farm so you can console her and take care of the kids, the two she had and the two the player gets to make.
Yes.
i want jodi and caroline to run away together and have a new life of adventure
That's not far of a stretch. Jody's admitted to not being happy and it's already heavily implied that Caroline cheated on Pierre with the wizard to have Abigail... so yeah, I think that makes sense. Lol.
Yessssssssss
...”And uses an entire piece of paper to sign his name. Because he’s just that important.”
Vincent=When i grow up..i want to marry penny!
Mumps marry's penny
Mumps=sorry kid...good luck with that
EXCUSE ME IS THIS A JOKE
“eat it or ill lock you in my basement”
“that means she gets
nothing
birthdays are for winners”
“get out of the way so i can look in your garbage”
“we cant handle this mess its a SINGLE EGG”
“ive never lied in my life”
I like chickens 🐓
*hmm*
Oh that sounds so wrong...
*Interesting*
FBI open up.
Likes are for your reincarnation after your death
1:26 I found this letter about halfway through fall the same year that Kent returned
Video idea, Can you do a how much is worth cooking ? To see if it would be more interesting to sell each ingredients separately or cooked together .
As far as i know they are worth the same as the base ingredients
Wiki already has you covered with a complete list. Most dishes are worth less than their ingredients.
stardewvalleywiki.com/Cooking#Profitable_Recipes
I mean a quick way to look it to look at the simple bread recipe. A single wheat flour would sell for 50G while a single bread sells for 60G.
However taking into account wheat seeds cost 10G and you gotta spend time growing and harvesting them and then getting a mill to turn it into flour that wouldn't be the best investment.
Looking at something more complex like a spicy eel you can sell for 175G and the ingredients at base quality are 40 (hot pepper) and 85 (eel) in total being 125G. So at base quilty a dish like this would be worth more cooking than the ingredients HOWEVER that's if you're at the base quality and no perks increasing their price. Fisher puts the eel up to 106G at base quality then angler boosts it up to a nice 127G. Tiller boosts hot pepper up to 44G making the total 171G at base quilty but by the time you have those perks you should rarely get base quality making things like that not worth it.
So outside of energy and buffs they aren't worth much (I could keep going but I think this paints a clear picture)
"I will personally give you 50,000 gold and a prismatic shard." Lmao
6:48 “ fish casserole always hits the spot.”
“Unlike your husband.” 💀💀💀💀
*I swear there were several points where DF almost laughed.*
Also
She said she needed the bass for the casserole but in the actual cutscene is says crispy bass
Sam's mom has got it goin' on
Sam's mom has got it goin' on
Sam's mom has got it goin' on
Sam's mom has got it goin' on
Sam, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see
Sam's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Sam, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Sam's mom
Sam's mom has got it goin' on
Sam's mom has got it goin' on
Sam, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me
Sam's mom has got it goin' on
he's all I want, and I've waited so long
Sam, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Sam's mom
Sam's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Sam can't you see your just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Stacy's mom oh oh)
(Sam's mom oh oh)
I'm in love with Sam's mom
Willow Meteli parody of a song called “Stacy's Mom”. Basically, the guy has a thing for his girlfriend’s mom. (That Sam is male and Jodi is (an old) female might make things especially interesting.)
Willow Meteli the songs called Stacy’s mom
i see what you did there
Victoria H I want to die
Nice song.
6:39 idk why, but I thought Vincent was a flower vase for a split second in that one scene...
sometimes I feel like Jodi, that's probably why I drink like Pam.
you can walk slightly faster then npc by holding shift
Meaning you walk
wat
Jodi: Fish casserole always hits the spot
D: Unlike your husband.
I honestly like the way they Presented Kent
11:48 I laughed way too hard at this lmao
I've been watching through a bunch of your videos.. This one has been the funniest thus far. Excellent.
6:53 OMG I think that's the most brutal comeback I've heard from you yet XD
Vincent:I wanna marry Penny when i grow up...one second later your married her lol really funny
I may have hurt myself laughing at the slingshot attack 😂
I just discovered Stardew Valley a few days ago and I'm so into your videos, they're so fun and dude, the way you always have something to say, that's a talent that's hard to come by
I have no idea why but this video made me giggle more than the others I’ve watched so many of your Stardew Videos.
2:47 Holy crap man you are actually dangerously funny. I almost died of laughter lol
"This video is private." Show me the stupid video UA-cam
Oh my god, I just got into this game so I stumbled on your video's and I love them! I had to comment because you just made me laugh out loud at 0:48
"Fish casserole always hits the spot"
"Unlike your husband"
"I think I found my soul mate"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stardew Valley has become darker since I started watching your videos
The old job at Joja Corp sounds better now, a time when you didn't know nor care about anyone else's problems
Plot twist: Shane is actually DF's future self. He hates so much the villagers that he became Shane. °_° *ta-da-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
You roasting everyone and everything in this game is the highlight of these videos. Thanks for sharing your roasts!
Omg i just started playing stardew valley on switch and your videos helped me alot to understand the game. But damn you also funny!!! Im cracking up new sub 😂❤
"Boring AND depressed! Goldmine!"
Whew boy you're gonna love me
"It turns out Jodi here is trapped in a marriage she doesn't wanna be in in a life that she actually hates"
"And I couldn't be more excited about that"
_I choked on my drink for a sec_
good comedic dialog . pretty much what I've been thinking as I play through the game. thank you
DF kinda reminds me of a video game version of Gordon Ramsey with all his insults and smart aleck remarks xD
It was so cute how he held back his laugh...
“We can’t handle this kind of mess! That’s a single egg! That thing’s an ounce of mess on the floor that’s gonna take at least 25 seconds to clean up!”
*fertilizes Vincent*😂😂😂
DF.....
You deserve more subs
I just love you, man! You have such a kind voice but you're salty af! Glad I found you and subscribed.
6:59 forced me to pause the video so I could laugh.
Love how he's just casualy trasher their kitchen with eggs. DF the legend everybody!
That was hilarious, I love that as soon as someone has a crush... cut scene to marriage!
Jodi: *Is struggling clinging on to life and staying with her family*
DF: *Ya like jazz?*
9:13 Can you give something to Emily?
*Propose to Emily, got it.*
Wait no-
*The weddding will be in three days.*
No that’s not what I ask-
*We’re gonna have two children.*
Is there a mod to Marry either Jodi or Caroline?, I remember first time I played Stardew I wanted to marry them.
And Marnie
David Sánchez Paredes That'd be cool if there was a mod like that, but what would be funny is if Evelyn was an option😂
Ah, Caroline....
My first love in this game...
@@silverlot5674 Yes Finally someone gets it XD.
You always make me lough
You know it’s a good day when df makes a vid
When you threw the gift into the lake, I though it was poop..
Clint: kindly asks df to deliver a precious stone to Emily so he can finally have friends
Df: marries Emily
Clint: 😭😢😢😰
This video convinced me to subscribe to you. I haven't laughed like that in a while.
I just wanna say I love all your sarcastic witty videos xD