Bill Burr On Being A New Dad | CONAN on TBS

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  • Bill didn’t feel qualified to be a dad until he realized that any moron can keep a kid alive.
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  • @nighttray1489
    @nighttray1489 7 років тому +7718

    That kid is gonna grow up with so much wisdom.

    • @simoncarlile5190
      @simoncarlile5190 7 років тому +220

      Certainly with a hell of a lot of good stories to tell.

    • @rikumajumder1558
      @rikumajumder1558 7 років тому +133

      The mom is the opposite of Bill...

    • @bobmeyer854
      @bobmeyer854 7 років тому +101

      There's always money in the banana stand.

    • @jimborock2632
      @jimborock2632 6 років тому +13

      FeignRaven - It was.

    • @fenecofeneco19
      @fenecofeneco19 6 років тому +32

      I wonder why he chose her than.Maybe because someone like him would be unbearable to be marry with? And by the opposite of wisdom you mean she must be really superficial feminazi pc obsessed gold digger ah well LOOK on your right u will find a video BILL BURR THINKS MOST PEOPLE ONLINE ARE EVIL .it sums up the irony of his comedy and the evil you dumb "Burr supporters" bring on every comment section when he's on.He doesn't care or support your idea at all he's probably a decent good man and husband.He was able to be obnoxious and gragging about things with comedy he's not a politician stop thinking his views are heavier than they actually are.

  • @marcusmartinez1322
    @marcusmartinez1322 4 роки тому +3446

    Accidentally watched burr with Kimmel. Needed a Conan cleanse.

    • @mv1991
      @mv1991 4 роки тому +280

      Kimmel is so bad. They talk about Jimmy Fallon's fake laugh, but Kimmel's is so much worse. I can't stand him.

    • @antoniovialpando237
      @antoniovialpando237 4 роки тому +10

      Same! Haha

    • @artderuiter2712
      @artderuiter2712 4 роки тому +4

      Hol up

    • @marcusmartinez1322
      @marcusmartinez1322 4 роки тому +7

      asim h it’s painful.

    • @achiepalaago
      @achiepalaago 4 роки тому +75

      @@asimhussain8716 That was the first time i ever saw bill burr bomb. And it wasn't his fault of course. Colbert is the strangest host ever.

  • @karkinissan
    @karkinissan 7 років тому +4501

    I love it when Bill Burr is on Conan. Literally my favourite guest in this show ever.

  • @FunnyBoland
    @FunnyBoland 7 років тому +2082

    "the whole menu..." lolololololol

  • @SakshiKarnawat
    @SakshiKarnawat 7 років тому +3543

    Conan and Bill are the only drug I need 🔥

    • @amonleopoldgoth6383
      @amonleopoldgoth6383 7 років тому +35

      What about that spicy curry?

    • @aakarshagarwal9774
      @aakarshagarwal9774 7 років тому +23

      +Mr. Mojo Risin I see you're well informed and don't base every ethnic group on the most stereotypical insult your tiny brain can muster up .

    • @ocd5364
      @ocd5364 7 років тому +3

      Sakshi Karnawat What about that ass blasting tikka masala

    • @KarthikKumarSunder
      @KarthikKumarSunder 7 років тому +2

      sabod what about your mom? I heard meth's got nothin' on her.

    • @aakarshagarwal9774
      @aakarshagarwal9774 7 років тому +1

      Mr. Mojo Risin okay that's pretty impressive

  • @andreya9187
    @andreya9187 7 років тому +1629

    Bill Burr gotta be on Conan even more often

    • @andreya9187
      @andreya9187 7 років тому +162

      He is literally one of the main reasons I'm Subscribed to Conan

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 7 років тому +49

      He needs his own segment.

    • @nanobreaker
      @nanobreaker 6 років тому

      Evija3000 his podcasts are great

    • @claytonbrown994
      @claytonbrown994 6 років тому

      Josh Dun
      Nah

  • @julianmasewicz4589
    @julianmasewicz4589 7 років тому +1941

    i would love to see conversation between Bill and Louie CK about having a daughter lmao

    • @unclesam530
      @unclesam530 7 років тому +69

      that would be legend.....wait for it.....dairy

    • @Angelica-rg2mf
      @Angelica-rg2mf 7 років тому +109

      i actually hope Bill won't become like Louis and bring up his daughter during every single stand up even if it's a funny bit

    • @warmwxrules
      @warmwxrules 7 років тому +9

      they should fight

    • @warmwxrules
      @warmwxrules 7 років тому +29

      they should fight

    • @niaj4
      @niaj4 6 років тому +1

      Julian Masewicz i was thinking just the same!

  • @phoenixq89
    @phoenixq89 3 роки тому +123

    Conan should get a trophy for being the only host giving us the gift of a comfortable uninhibited bill. Just look at the way he smoothly gets past a moment of disconnect : "I am with you now, I was boozing till 4 in the morning and then I went to the airport.." . Bill also looks to him and wants him to connect, with other hosts he doesn't even try. He knows they are hopeless.

  • @ca9782
    @ca9782 7 років тому +577

    Bill Burr needs to be on Conan everyday.

  • @mohammedabdurrab4244
    @mohammedabdurrab4244 3 роки тому +30

    “Didn’t you watch to catch a predator“ LMAO 😭

  • @sk8mattgaming259
    @sk8mattgaming259 7 років тому +292

    I can just imagine Bill and the helicopter thing like that part from Goodfellas

  • @jhboob
    @jhboob 6 років тому +553

    I hate those stick figures too Bill.

  • @sarah.r8877
    @sarah.r8877 7 років тому +98

    I'm so glad Bill had a kid. He had mentioned wanting to have one often. I just watched a previous clip of Conan and him laughing and agreeing that it'll probably never happen. Good for him though

    • @hrushikeshj8810
      @hrushikeshj8810 2 роки тому +1

      Yup.. I was feeling a little bad when Conan said that probably not gonna happen and here we are :)

  • @TheHamster3219
    @TheHamster3219 7 років тому +341

    literally just realised this guy is Patrick Kuby in Breaking Bad

    • @Bronk0Nagurski
      @Bronk0Nagurski 6 років тому +3

      Rick Grimes well.....now I realized it too....lol

    • @gowthamsiddarth20
      @gowthamsiddarth20 5 років тому +6

      @@Bronk0Nagurski who the hell is Rick grimes

    • @Some_Sleepy_Guy
      @Some_Sleepy_Guy 5 років тому

      @@gowthamsiddarth20 the Main Charakter from The amv TV Show "The walking dead" also it's his Profile pic.

    • @noone2358
      @noone2358 4 роки тому +4

      seriously....you just realized that??? he is also the dad of the bully daughter at the dance and the end of daddys home.

  • @chayob8914
    @chayob8914 7 років тому +141

    Can I just get constant daily videos of Bill and Conan talking about every little thing? That's all I really need

  • @abdulmalik053
    @abdulmalik053 4 роки тому +34

    Now I understand why people call him one of the best comedians ever lived. I'm on a binge watch of these interviews and the guy is just hitting everything out of the park...

  • @mistared4021
    @mistared4021 7 років тому +639

    bill burr on Conan's show
    wonder who's going to dislike this

  • @GenJotsu
    @GenJotsu 7 років тому +255

    I don't usually insta-like because that's stupid to do Before you watch something, but good ol' Billy always pulls through.

  • @victoriablack2093
    @victoriablack2093 3 роки тому +28

    I totally agree with him! Parents make it seems so miserable and it’s amazing

    • @elchangoblast5531
      @elchangoblast5531 3 роки тому +14

      Those parents eneded up having kids at age 17-23 , at that age you are supposed to be getting your life together or enjoying it not starting a family at a young age

  • @clintpower1
    @clintpower1 4 роки тому +15

    "It's just a naked kid video relax" I nearly choked. 😂😂

  • @Googlize1
    @Googlize1 7 років тому +78

    "You're a dad? Alright"

  • @deanm1681
    @deanm1681 5 років тому +14

    “Parents are the worst”
    People with other kids?, yeah parents. These two have awsome chemistry

  • @guinnessharvey4476
    @guinnessharvey4476 3 роки тому +9

    “I’m only ten days in” 😂

  • @MrShitthead
    @MrShitthead 2 роки тому +3

    Bill and Conon have that ginger chemistry.

  • @AaronClarity
    @AaronClarity 5 років тому +7

    Bill Burr could be explaining his later trip to the bathroom and it'd be entertaining. What a guy, such a national treasure.

  • @rohantiwari7801
    @rohantiwari7801 3 роки тому +4

    2:07 That kid impression though😂

  • @GhostofSeints
    @GhostofSeints 4 роки тому +352

    Bill’s daughter is going to be the most respected woman ever.

    • @rorycrabbe7146
      @rorycrabbe7146 3 роки тому +33

      She might be the first black women for president with bills wisdom

    • @KB-nz6bv
      @KB-nz6bv 3 роки тому +23

      @@rorycrabbe7146 biracial, ol Billy’s Irish DNA counts too

    • @leg_wale9130
      @leg_wale9130 2 роки тому +2

      @@KB-nz6bv oh Shut up!

    • @gregh5061
      @gregh5061 2 роки тому +3

      @@KB-nz6bv the black usually overrides the other colors

    • @SE-gs6gd
      @SE-gs6gd 2 роки тому +4

      @@gregh5061 what does that even mean

  • @eduardochavez82
    @eduardochavez82 7 років тому +649

    I'm glad Someone feels the same. I get annoyed seeing videos of naked kids and it's like a normal thing

    • @djhart25
      @djhart25 7 років тому

      have you seen this bit? /watch?v=zc--FjGgAig .. your comment just reminded me of it

    • @mdewolfe33
      @mdewolfe33 7 років тому +47

      Back when I worked as a life guard, I was on stand while a woman changed her kid, right in front of everyone, completely naked at one point. Now, the kid was really young so it wasn't too big of a deal but it was disturbing nonetheless and extremely uncomfortable for me and the other guards.

    • @indycarss561
      @indycarss561 7 років тому +120

      In my country it is not a big deal you see naked children running around often at pool and beach. Guess it is just American sensitivity to nakedness.

    • @ThecrazyJH96
      @ThecrazyJH96 7 років тому +32

      Eduardo Chavez cause you have weird thoughts

    • @omarct
      @omarct 7 років тому +51

      Maybe this is why there are so many pedophiles in america. Where I am from young kids run around naked all the time.

  • @catmansma
    @catmansma 3 роки тому +4

    I feel so flattered and proud of myself. Im the mother of 4 and ive had this exact conversation. People thought i was the crazy one. Years ago...my kids are grown and the are the best btw...my 3 oldest kids were at a friends house. This mom was considered the super mom. (Not by me though but i could trust her). When she brought them home I said do they behave themselves and she said oh yeah they were great they were just watching videos and playing Mario Brothers... Like I said this was a long time ago. So I asked my kids what videos were you watching and they told me they were watching the videos of when this woman gave birth to all of her children she had five at the time. Yes she gathered the children and showed them videos of her naked and giving birth. One child was born in the hospital the rest were born at home. But although Bill sounds a little off the cuff about being a dad, I agree with that 100%. People always say in your life going to be over and then they go on to tell you that you're doing everything wrong because since they're the perfect parent. So my advice is don't trust the people who think they're perfect.

  • @ulmo5536
    @ulmo5536 7 років тому +93

    Bill Burr on Conan at least once a month please

  • @ivanafuckalot
    @ivanafuckalot 7 років тому +5

    Love the fact that he embraces the reality; being a father to a child when you have prepared all your life and seen many experiences. Oh and by the way I don't have any children at the moment just seen many experiences throughout my life.

  • @LisaWatsonFilm
    @LisaWatsonFilm 6 років тому +13

    His daughter is 1 year old by now! Hope he is doing well with his family.

  • @mangomonarch8387
    @mangomonarch8387 5 років тому +5

    "If this guy can keep that alive... I can do it!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AbeFroman-zx5hs
    @AbeFroman-zx5hs Місяць тому

    ‘I’m only 10 days in’ love this guy.

  • @soothingtrax
    @soothingtrax 6 років тому +10

    These two have such great chemistry. Love it!!

  • @totalannihilation9065
    @totalannihilation9065 3 роки тому +5

    Bill Burr is one of my favorite comedians. It's amazing how much I think like him He's one of those old school but not out of touch with reality or the times.

  • @tchambers139
    @tchambers139 7 років тому +6

    I never get tired of listening to Bill Burr. He could talk about almost anything and find ridiculous humor in it.

  • @addictedgamer05
    @addictedgamer05 7 років тому +48

    the whole menu , classic cannabill talk right here.

  • @wutangugod
    @wutangugod 7 років тому +26

    there`s more IQ on those 2 seats than in the whole Kardashian houses combined.

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 7 років тому +565

    I wish Bill Burr was my dad :(

    • @LJdaentertainer
      @LJdaentertainer 7 років тому

      I wish Bill Burr was dead........jk

    • @sisepuedemaybe
      @sisepuedemaybe 7 років тому +55

      He's more like that cool, crazy uncle loll

    • @fenecofeneco19
      @fenecofeneco19 6 років тому +9

      he's every dad, complaining in a corner and not taking things seriously.

    • @woopazipper
      @woopazipper 6 років тому +5

      FenechGeish fox Daddy issues?

    • @cc-tz6kq
      @cc-tz6kq 6 років тому +9

      I wish my dad was my dad... :(

  • @68SSCAM
    @68SSCAM 7 років тому +32

    Only 4 clips!!! I need more!!

  • @salas7146
    @salas7146 7 років тому +25

    Bill burr is so hilarious

  • @brandonjeffers7164
    @brandonjeffers7164 6 років тому +22

    I wonder when he's gonna start playing catch with her lmao

  • @jhboob
    @jhboob 7 років тому +3

    Bill's Conan guestings are stuff of legend.

  • @Outpost31Research
    @Outpost31Research 7 років тому +21

    His new special is pretty damn funny! I loved his rant about Hitler vs. Stalin 😂

  • @tripnititodars
    @tripnititodars 7 років тому +20

    i see the name bill blur on a video... i click no questions asked

  • @lydeyle9572
    @lydeyle9572 2 роки тому

    I Love Him and Conan They Are Awesone....They Need 2 Do a SHOW

  • @yourmom-pr8ht
    @yourmom-pr8ht 6 років тому +2

    Bill burr is so funny and genuine, his material is good and relatable

  • @JoeLackey
    @JoeLackey 6 років тому +25

    "I'm only ten days in."

  • @axiomOC
    @axiomOC 7 років тому

    great throwback to the showing the serial killer your playbook bit

  • @alfons2041
    @alfons2041 2 роки тому +3

    Burr, Norm, Goldblum, the holy trinity

  • @oak8891
    @oak8891 3 роки тому +1

    We just had a son and I had to rewatch this bit, such an honest take on it

  • @uufemia8099
    @uufemia8099 4 роки тому +2

    Bill Burr, Norm Macdonald and Jeff Goldblum always make Conan laugh a lot. In other talk shows are afraid of them. Just look Bill with Fallon and Kimmel, is not the same.

  • @e.k193
    @e.k193 2 роки тому

    3:36 this face bill makes at the end had me so dead lol

  • @ksi8276
    @ksi8276 3 роки тому

    Conan & Bill are THE best

  • @JohnSmith-rs8mr
    @JohnSmith-rs8mr 5 років тому

    I’ve heard that in his show, the thing about the video. I still love him

  • @KarminUwU
    @KarminUwU 7 років тому +4

    I live for when Bill Burr clips come out

  • @AlainBruno
    @AlainBruno 7 років тому +79

    Bill is a cool dad.

  • @calebmorrow9643
    @calebmorrow9643 7 років тому

    Conan, thank you. You do not know how much we need a Bill Burr video.

  • @BredToUpset
    @BredToUpset 7 років тому +14

    Bill Burr is on Conan literally every month

  • @B4raCk0s4Ma
    @B4raCk0s4Ma 7 років тому +3

    And so ends my monthly Bill Burr on Conan marathon. Till next time folks.

  • @Lily-ed2sc
    @Lily-ed2sc 3 роки тому +3

    "The whole menu"🤣

  • @jorgecarrillo7029
    @jorgecarrillo7029 7 років тому

    Veo a conan desde que empezó su programa en NBC,desde Tijuana México gran idea de hacer el show aquí en nuestro pais.SALUDOS

  • @jonathantales6270
    @jonathantales6270 6 років тому +1

    0:56 that contempt

  • @tripleglz
    @tripleglz 2 роки тому +1

    Burr is best with Conan and comfortable, he really gets into it how he wants- Conan allows that freedom and offers and wants it-

  • @sentient02970
    @sentient02970 2 роки тому +1

    "like the menu" lmao

  • @qasimnawab6703
    @qasimnawab6703 2 роки тому +5

    "My wife did all the work, I JUST STOOD THERE!" This guy is subtle. Love him!

  • @killabee5810
    @killabee5810 6 років тому

    i could watch these 2 all day every day.

  • @d.aardent9382
    @d.aardent9382 4 роки тому +1

    the naked kid video file bit I haven't heard before, that was funny.

  • @danielmonaghan5034
    @danielmonaghan5034 5 років тому +21

    I love when they introduce that he had a daughter and he just inserts "My wife did all the work". I love that so much, it's kinda self deprecating but it's also kind of a nice gesture to his wife. Nobody ever talks about what the women have to go through with childbirth compared to how easy the men get it, and it's nice to see Bill of all people say it knowing how many of his jokes are about marriage and stuff.

  • @carlosledesma9154
    @carlosledesma9154 5 років тому

    I love bills expresion when he says hes only 10 days in lol

  • @TheJma1024
    @TheJma1024 7 років тому +6

    I could listen to Bill all day never fails to make me bust out laughing.

  • @TheCanadian0495
    @TheCanadian0495 7 років тому +33

    I feel like Bill Burr would get along splendidly with Ron Swanson.

  • @sergillunablau9
    @sergillunablau9 7 років тому

    Bill Burr and Conan it's like Don Rickles and Letterman......!!! This is so much fun now and then......!!!

  • @yvesgomes
    @yvesgomes 7 років тому

    "Beach towel." lmao

  • @coreydunlap5260
    @coreydunlap5260 7 років тому +1

    I love the fact that bill burr is on Conan like every other week lol

  • @jim1550
    @jim1550 7 років тому +15

    Why did the new Triumph inauguration video get removed?

  • @alphis7431
    @alphis7431 7 років тому

    man this guy is great

  • @mech5
    @mech5 7 років тому

    Pure comedy gold.

  • @amstevens23
    @amstevens23 4 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂😂LOL!! "You weirdo!"

  • @reach2prasanna
    @reach2prasanna 6 років тому +6

    Bill Burr on Conan and Neil deGrasse Tyson on Stephen Colbert is all we need to get through the day.

  • @rogelioelperron
    @rogelioelperron 7 років тому +3

    godamn. I love bill burr. MORE BURR

  • @samibrahim6309
    @samibrahim6309 2 роки тому +7

    how does this man turn every regular day thing into a comedy show,,,what a legend

  • @Arajjin
    @Arajjin 4 роки тому +2

    Watching Bill burr is like therapy

  • @startcamera..review3930
    @startcamera..review3930 4 роки тому

    Pure observational comedy

  • @josekeppis4450
    @josekeppis4450 7 років тому

    This was great

  • @foregus
    @foregus 7 років тому +1

    Exactly!

  • @weakpig
    @weakpig 7 років тому

    that vacant look dad with the beach towel kid describes EXACTLY me!!! Kids... they just drive you crazy sometimes, hence the vacant look

  • @bashir442
    @bashir442 7 років тому

    the whole menu ! lollll

  • @calm_compost
    @calm_compost 4 роки тому +3

    1:05 to 1:12
    Conan is a genius...😀

  • @kitty-uc1do
    @kitty-uc1do 7 років тому +1

    Lmfao Bill you legend

  • @KiiiiDFresH2oo9
    @KiiiiDFresH2oo9 7 років тому +45

    Damn, this guy should be a comedian! Hes funny :)

    • @unglazable546
      @unglazable546 7 років тому +12

      I hope you're trolling

    • @mikophilo348
      @mikophilo348 7 років тому +8

      Negus Ass I hope you're supervised.

    • @DuncanWLievi
      @DuncanWLievi 6 років тому +3

      He is arguably the best comedian in the world.

    • @Matthew-Anthony
      @Matthew-Anthony 5 років тому +5

      @@DuncanWLievi What about Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman?
      Just kidding.

  • @borgholable
    @borgholable 7 років тому

    just right before it started to get super awkward and weird , bill pushes right through it and makes it funny XD classic bill burr right there ladies and gents

  • @coyote000
    @coyote000 2 роки тому +1

    The daughter will enjoy seeing this years on

  • @Drachwill
    @Drachwill 7 років тому +1

    Bill Burr is the greatest

  • @tarkiba_
    @tarkiba_ 7 років тому

    He smoothly got out of the kid's picture awkward moment haha

  • @joeblack9797
    @joeblack9797 5 років тому

    Gratz Bill

  • @jeffyfarhad8741
    @jeffyfarhad8741 7 років тому +2

    The Greatest.

  • @barbieb1999
    @barbieb1999 6 років тому +3

    This is hilarious 😂

  • @hueninghuening
    @hueninghuening 6 років тому

    conan s the best!!