Pettiest reasons we wouldn’t date a guy | Episode 144

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  • @joycemburu8041
    @joycemburu8041 6 місяців тому +190

    A man who dances on tiktok or any other social media platform.
    A man who listens to kibe, Amerix or any other masculinity platform.
    A man who talks loudly while on the phone.
    A man who video calls me when we've just meet.
    A man who texts xaxa, xawa.

  • @serahnjoroge2886
    @serahnjoroge2886 6 місяців тому +111

    I can't stand a guy who has a clique of friends, they keep showing up in a group like how do I know you have a mind of your own.

  • @SuperFreshia
    @SuperFreshia 6 місяців тому +173

    Had a date with a guy at his house, his UA-cam was allllllll Kibe content and when I asked about it he tried to explain how he makes sense. The guy is in his late 30s, I have never been dryer in my life. Until today the guy doesn’t know why I ghosted him 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NJERINJUE
      @NJERINJUE 6 місяців тому +15

      😂😂 I would have ghosted him,coz what the hell 🌝

    • @SuperFreshia
      @SuperFreshia 6 місяців тому +7

      @@NJERINJUE 😂😂😂 that was an immediately no..(the meme)

    • @virginiamuthoni3746
      @virginiamuthoni3746 6 місяців тому +16

      Any man who listens to kibe is not a real ma

    • @lorrecco
      @lorrecco 6 місяців тому +20

      No wonder he was single in his late 30s

    • @peacenkirote2279
      @peacenkirote2279 6 місяців тому +12

      First of all why are you going on a date at a guys house? Am sorry but it's a bit not right.

  • @WanjiruMuya
    @WanjiruMuya 6 місяців тому +102

    A man with a chain of Baby Mamas don't do that to yourself queens.
    You are not a rehabilitation of a seed sower😅

    • @NJERINJUE
      @NJERINJUE 6 місяців тому +1

      👏👏👏

    • @jmoskat-ub5cf
      @jmoskat-ub5cf 6 місяців тому +3

      is this even a petty reason 😅😅 Very valid.

  • @b.sandrahh
    @b.sandrahh 6 місяців тому +41

    1.If he keeps the long pinky nail like eeew boy🤮
    2.If he can't text proper full sentences_Immediate ghosting
    3.If he texts like a highschool kid wtf is Woza,Rada..I'll leave you on read
    4.If he has piercings,especially nose piercings,multiple ear piercings boy are we in a competition??!
    5.If he sags his trousers🧐
    6.Kila saa ni when can i see you,are you free,can we meet boy stfu!! Plan a proper date/meet up send me the details of the location okay??!
    7.If his first 'date' is in his house🤦🏼‍♀
    8.Has a long hair..like tunaenda na wewe salon kushukwa lines?? Blowdry??
    I could go on and on😂😂I think that's why I'm still single

    • @wairimumutura4331
      @wairimumutura4331 6 місяців тому +1

      Dear, you are literally speaking out my mind 😅💯 🎯

  • @WARMBUI
    @WARMBUI 6 місяців тому +33

    if he doesn't reject the finance bill 2024!

  • @mercyndambuki192
    @mercyndambuki192 6 місяців тому +64

    The ones who keep the long pinky nail. Whyy

  • @FayKay348
    @FayKay348 6 місяців тому +69

    My man has severe alergies to freshly cut grass. I mean eyes red and swollen type allergies 😂😂😂. He is still the most masculine man I have ever met 🥰. Can make most people squirm just by his voice and smoulder (eyes dance between blue and green depending on mood).
    Our daughter now has the same weird allergy and I find it so funny. They are both sooo adorably geneticly fucked 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mariaprudence54
      @mariaprudence54 6 місяців тому +4

      My man and I,we have episodes of sneezing 😂😂🤧

    • @njerikinuthia3133
      @njerikinuthia3133 6 місяців тому

      We deserve love too. Allergies always have us fucked for sure.😅😅

    • @dianahspencer161
      @dianahspencer161 6 місяців тому +2

      It's hayfever!! My son and I have this very allergy. Please forgive him. Woooi, my poor son will have to deal with this in the future 😢😢

  • @Augenia
    @Augenia 6 місяців тому +35

    🎉Was murugi crushing on Lydia in this episode??she has been starring at Lydia all through the episode 😂😂am jealous

    • @funanyday
      @funanyday 6 місяців тому +5

      Ovulation week baby 😅😅😅

  • @everlynebaraza3503
    @everlynebaraza3503 6 місяців тому +18

    When Joan asked: "Do you want me to hold you accountable with this thing of not holding things deep?" Wow friendship green flag per execellence!

  • @eshycmwangi
    @eshycmwangi 6 місяців тому +7

    Great diving into Pettiness 😅 As a Nurse, I appreciate male nurses… We need their energy on so many levels!

  • @bernicefenton
    @bernicefenton 6 місяців тому +8

    yeah, all the work rix did on this pod was undone by this single episode haha 🤣 this was entertaining. thanks for the laugh.

  • @genuinejay7696
    @genuinejay7696 6 місяців тому +139

    Poor grammar? See me never sir Because what do you mean "um comng nw, a u redi?" Rubbish 🚮

  • @Lily_muthengi
    @Lily_muthengi 6 місяців тому +11

    Murugi staring at lyd when talking.... Eeish this friendship is awesome

  • @roziebaybe1626
    @roziebaybe1626 6 місяців тому +48

    Ya'll should go back to matching outfits again(cohesive)...today Lydia is giving *Rich Housewife* while Murugi *Winter Baddie* on the STD's episode, Lydia *Girl's Night Out* Murugi *Boss Babe* 😅

    • @lorrecco
      @lorrecco 6 місяців тому +5

      Exactly, they look uncoordinated

  • @NJERINJUE
    @NJERINJUE 6 місяців тому +56

    1.a man who posts money the way you've said it, aaargh it sucks 😑
    2.a man who posts a love song captions "dedicated to my one and only"😩then sends it to your inbox, like duude I viewed the status 🙄
    3.a guy who thinks because you are not talking to them, you're seeing other guys 🌝 no please,next

    • @WhatsPoppin-z
      @WhatsPoppin-z 6 місяців тому

      Girl😂😂😂😂at this point just by him being a man is a turnoff

    • @millicentmatimbai3432
      @millicentmatimbai3432 6 місяців тому +1

      A man who is not organized,one who snores,shorter than me,a man of 50/50

  • @christinephilip1525
    @christinephilip1525 6 місяців тому +9

    OMG I feel validated to know that am not the only person who feels Andrew Kibe's content especially on how men should be towards women is so wroooong.... that's an irk for sure For me atleast

  • @hopemor1720
    @hopemor1720 6 місяців тому +30

    If he's shorter than me

  • @marionjerop1439
    @marionjerop1439 6 місяців тому +12

    A man who can't drive😂😂😂😂Pleaseee gooo

  • @kimmynaisimoi7149
    @kimmynaisimoi7149 6 місяців тому +3

    watching this episode at work was a bad idea🤣🤣🤣almost chocked on laughter

  • @Pash60087
    @Pash60087 6 місяців тому +16

    My boyfriend broke up with me simply because I refused to lend him money🤦

    • @Mumo_K
      @Mumo_K 6 місяців тому +4

      This is a genuine reason not a petty reason

    • @rizikiokumu
      @rizikiokumu 5 місяців тому +1

      That would have been a con

  • @yvonnemurugi6795
    @yvonnemurugi6795 6 місяців тому +7

    aki murugi ati TANA IS A CAT NOW ????? YOU GUYS KILL ME LOVE YOU ALL.

  • @shixnjogu5151
    @shixnjogu5151 6 місяців тому +3

    Thanks to Lydia's therapist cause now our funny lyd is back😊

  • @njerikinuthia3133
    @njerikinuthia3133 6 місяців тому +2

    As someone wbo has allergies and sneezes alot, I am glad thats not the basis for dating coz i would be single all my life. Murugi!!😮😮

  • @shizdequeen
    @shizdequeen 6 місяців тому +5

    I have been waiting for this 😊its definitely TMI 🎉

  • @mimmz1034
    @mimmz1034 6 місяців тому +13

    He doesn’t support reject finance bill😌

    • @janeey_
      @janeey_ 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂💯

  • @may-fd8jc
    @may-fd8jc 6 місяців тому +20

    If he posts on social media
    If he has piercings
    If he has poor texting grammar

  • @karenselenkei4804
    @karenselenkei4804 6 місяців тому +3

    Ya'll, this episode is hilarious😂😂😂

  • @sylviagathoni1417
    @sylviagathoni1417 6 місяців тому +12

    My pettiest reasons not to date someone,
    1. Cant grill nyamachoma/ slaughter a sheep
    2. Has a vernacular accent.
    3. Not keeping their hair short or completely bald.
    4. Piercings, skinny trousers or trousers are ankle low

    • @valarykinya500
      @valarykinya500 6 місяців тому +8

      Slaughter a sheep???? Maam!!😂😂😂

    • @k3ygvrv
      @k3ygvrv 5 місяців тому +1

      We unapenda wababaz

    • @marywangoi1204
      @marywangoi1204 2 місяці тому +2

      I feel like vernacular accent shouldn't be a big deal as long as it's not that deep coz maybe he or she was raised ushago place wanaongea lugha yao tu 🤔 and he might be smart I mean as long as the accent doesn't appear in texts and messages he can write it well I'm good

  • @virginiamuthoni3746
    @virginiamuthoni3746 6 місяців тому +28

    A guy who post on his WhatsApp status unless it's job or business related.

  • @The_Introverted_Pisces
    @The_Introverted_Pisces 6 місяців тому +6

    That one for listening to Kibe has also become one of my petty reasons to break up with a person. In my last r/ship which ended after the guy cheated on me, I used to have a concern with how he perceives women and anything to do with us. FYI, he used to watch Kibe's videos every day. However, I didn't voice my concerns as I thought I was "special" to him, 🤣🤣 so there's no way he thinks of me that way. I was very bothered to the point I was asking myself if I should break up with him because of this perspective. But I still had the mentality that something small like that was not a good enough reason to break up. Later after the break-up is when I realized the guy didn't like me at all from the comments he would make during arguments or general conversations on different matters and women in general. He loved the idea of me and the value I brought to his life. I am wiser now. A man who listens to Kibe is not for me since he has a very negative view of women, and I am no exception.

  • @ImmaculateIsaboke
    @ImmaculateIsaboke 6 місяців тому +14

    If he has the same name as any of my exs 😫!

  • @sandrandunge7627
    @sandrandunge7627 6 місяців тому +4

    Why did I choke on the "belly button sticking out "😹No,I just can't Hun😪🤚

  • @estherlilyw.k7381
    @estherlilyw.k7381 6 місяців тому +2

    Interesting episode.....Bridgerton premiers today for part 2! 🎉

  • @virginiarukenya9482
    @virginiarukenya9482 5 місяців тому +4

    HEAVY ON ANDREW KIBE😭,,i dated this guy who was always on Andrew Kibes spaces/ talks and 90% of the conversations was against women and dating..simple advice to ladies here who are looking for love..Keep off Kibe's fans

  • @pauletteatidele7446
    @pauletteatidele7446 5 місяців тому +3

    1.A.man who likes taking snaps especially using Snapchats ....big No
    2.A man who is very clean than me or rather very dirty id want him to be at the center.....I mean I tried one with OCD and you can imagine he even had an issue with how I press my toothpaste 😂 plus many more
    3.A man who still believes on feminine and masculine duties...in a way that he can't cook or clean
    4.This is not petty but a man who flaunts is a no or a man who brags about his riches
    5.a man who is not a giver....he should bring me something whether big or small

  • @MargaretWangechi-fx7tx
    @MargaretWangechi-fx7tx 6 місяців тому +2

    Murugi is God’s favorite because day two of my period i will be fighting for my life but she has the strength to go to the gym 😢

  • @wairimuwanyaga1032
    @wairimuwanyaga1032 6 місяців тому +14

    No but because he is a Gemini is a serious reason for me😭🤣

  • @sylviaobegi649
    @sylviaobegi649 6 місяців тому +16

    Men who dress sporty,like jerseys issa no😂

    • @annkioko5916
      @annkioko5916 6 місяців тому +1

      Now this is petty😂😂😂😂

  • @abbykerry7447
    @abbykerry7447 6 місяців тому +1

    It's how Lydia is standing on business with loving Penelope and Collin's r/shp 😂😂Got to love her! However I'm with Murugi, the love story was just not giving😭 It felt like Penelope got the bare minimum, the whole loving her coz he saw another man love her was just a no...coz let's say Lord Debling never happened, would we still be stuck on a one sided r/shp where Collin just never sees her as anything but a friend? Which raises the question, was it really love, or was it the idea of someone else loving/being with her? I mean, if it has to take another person for someone to love you...run sis. My two cents tho. Loved loved the episode!

  • @shonamoraa
    @shonamoraa 6 місяців тому +6

    Murugi is hilarious 😂

  • @Fidey_Kokonya
    @Fidey_Kokonya 6 місяців тому +4

    Yeeeeeii...always waiting for TMI🎉anytime i get a free chance at work

  • @kebz6224
    @kebz6224 6 місяців тому +1

    Long pinky nail is a good one! I agree

  • @awinojoyce3542
    @awinojoyce3542 6 місяців тому +4

    The one long fingernail 😂 giving bottle opener

  • @GirlofNyakach
    @GirlofNyakach 5 місяців тому +1

    Murugi just revealed that Lydia is actively dating .. I love

  • @karenkinya_
    @karenkinya_ 6 місяців тому +5

    Murugi and I are just the same 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vyvyannemay
    @vyvyannemay 6 місяців тому

    You know why ,dont you?!!😂😂that was funny

  • @cynthiaoyoo8934
    @cynthiaoyoo8934 6 місяців тому +1

    I love you guys so much. When you stressed the "mabati" aah🤣🤣

  • @annnjeruh9846
    @annnjeruh9846 6 місяців тому +16

    Pettiest? He wore a suit on a Saturday afternoon date😭

  • @Lysersolea
    @Lysersolea 6 місяців тому +19

    1. Men who are loud and talk alot relax and sit your goofy ass down
    2.Men who use high school slang at their big age ,speak proper english and those that cant type full words
    3. Men who have no personal scent no perfume no cologne be for real atleast smell like dettol or imperial leather something
    4. People who kiss their pets especially house pets like dogs cats they always have fur on their lips and body yuck

    • @katewamuyu2465
      @katewamuyu2465 6 місяців тому +1

      Alaaa😂 people are now having fur on lips. This is too funny😅

  • @briibrey__
    @briibrey__ 6 місяців тому +3

    It's finally TMI Wednesday 🎉🎉❤

  • @faithwaeni2175
    @faithwaeni2175 6 місяців тому +7

    Recently dated one who'd get on tiktok and sing, show off on how well he's making money, whenever there was a conflict they'd get on TikTok and sing tusongs either to make me feel bad or sound apologetic 😂😂😂 if they get new pots they post, icecream, chocolate name it..i got bored and went ghost mode

  • @nifridahnyakundi122
    @nifridahnyakundi122 6 місяців тому +1

    Murugi..you got jokes. Ati tell him to fix his teeth🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 What if money is the isssue🤷🏿‍♀️

  • @sherylenta
    @sherylenta 6 місяців тому +3

    bad breath isnt petty,, We broke up eew

  • @DAVIE5179
    @DAVIE5179 4 місяці тому

    financially lack is not the only way someone can be compromised ladies. There is an area in your life where you as a lady will also need to be understood and bared with.

  • @julietvugutsa704
    @julietvugutsa704 6 місяців тому +7

    😂😂😂😂😂 TikTok is ruining sleep 😢

  • @joyceyugi9266
    @joyceyugi9266 6 місяців тому +1

    Love this comment section 😂😂😂. Love it

  • @ree.j.a
    @ree.j.a 6 місяців тому +1

    The 35th minute...yooh😂😅,quite a hassle!

  • @scovie6926
    @scovie6926 6 місяців тому +4

    Me, Early Lunj, My TMI girlies ❤ ❤

  • @kandisphere8828
    @kandisphere8828 6 місяців тому +2

    In the West, political views may not be very petty. An example is a far right-wing with an extreme left wing (Republican vs Democrat). Their political views may be based on their value systems, which might crash and make it difficult for a relationship to work. People with moderate political views could work out even if they support different ideologies and sides.

  • @phindiwemthembu648
    @phindiwemthembu648 6 місяців тому +13

    Asking a guy to fix his tooth is like someone asking you to lose weight. Not ok. Love you guys!

    • @virginiamuthoni3746
      @virginiamuthoni3746 6 місяців тому +6

      And he shouldn't ask for a kiss with that bad tooth.

  • @naisenya1557
    @naisenya1557 6 місяців тому +3

    Looking beautiful ladies great episode

  • @glorykinyua1669
    @glorykinyua1669 6 місяців тому +7

    Yeeee cheers to us who comment before watching

  • @maryannemutheu1172
    @maryannemutheu1172 6 місяців тому +6

    Tana is the cat now 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Murugi was shocked

  • @shiru_njogu
    @shiru_njogu 6 місяців тому +2

    I'm like you Lydia...too deep

  • @gladysmuthoni8700
    @gladysmuthoni8700 6 місяців тому +12

    Frankie just gym it with all the piercings😅

    • @carolinenjoroge1195
      @carolinenjoroge1195 6 місяців тому +3

      And stick on nails😅😅

    • @hinesightmind
      @hinesightmind 6 місяців тому +2

      And crop tops😂😂

    • @prodesha
      @prodesha 6 місяців тому

      Fr🤣🤣​@@hinesightmind

    • @beak2262
      @beak2262 6 місяців тому

      And the hair 🚮

    • @prodesha
      @prodesha 6 місяців тому

      @@beak2262 mwathani 😂 Corazon asione

  • @barbrataragon8979
    @barbrataragon8979 6 місяців тому

    The tooth thing, noooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂 aki Joan.

  • @mumbua004
    @mumbua004 6 місяців тому +6

    Im reading your comments and im like yooooo you guyz are petty🤣

  • @marywangui4682
    @marywangui4682 6 місяців тому +2

    Yeey
    Was thinking it’s Wednesday where is the episode 🎉

  • @estherkinyaru7980
    @estherkinyaru7980 6 місяців тому +1

    Okay, I understand Rongai, but KAHAWA SUKARI, noooooooo.🤣🤣

  • @insidedaisysmind243
    @insidedaisysmind243 6 місяців тому +4

    Gamers is an absolute no for me,I just can't

  • @brendakaleha8965
    @brendakaleha8965 6 місяців тому +2

    I used to have a sneezing allergy 😂so annoying,I guess was a red flag.

    • @vee7068
      @vee7068 6 місяців тому

      Same sis same 😂😂😂

  • @debrahfamba
    @debrahfamba 6 місяців тому +9

    Getting sick way too often 😂😂😂just be a MAN pls

    • @janeey_
      @janeey_ 6 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @linahmuthoni487
    @linahmuthoni487 6 місяців тому +5

    Same murugi those teeth things are just a turnoff

  • @MtotowaNjuru
    @MtotowaNjuru 6 місяців тому +2

    A petty reason I wouldn't dat someone is when their birthday comes before mine 😊😊😊

  • @terimyermuchemi4800
    @terimyermuchemi4800 6 місяців тому

    I'm with Murugi on the Bridgeton take. Aiih it made Penelope seem like a desperate, unlovable character who was begging Colin to pick her. Which didn't make sense as she's Lady Whistledown. Like where is your backbone? Stand up, girl!! 😩🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @tonightgamer6656
    @tonightgamer6656 6 місяців тому +1

    wait ... doesnt that make you the Andrew Kibe for the ladies?

  • @J.G7088
    @J.G7088 6 місяців тому

    Not Colgate smile😂😂😂

  • @Ann-tt7mx
    @Ann-tt7mx 6 місяців тому

    Hawa majamaa huwa na silver or mabati tooth/teeth hufanya ni over think aki..I'll be wondering "huwa unatoa hiyo coating unasugua that tooth then unarudisha ama?"

  • @lizzie_thuo
    @lizzie_thuo 6 місяців тому +3

    If they order those drinks that are brought to the table by the bottle girls,that screams attention seeker and I wouldn't give you my number 🙊and another one if we've talked for maybe say a week or two and on most nights 7/14 you went out for drinks after work because what if we get married and have kids and now your out drinking almost every night 😂😂😂no that's too big of a risk😅 😅

  • @paulinekamau2575
    @paulinekamau2575 6 місяців тому +2

    Yeeeeah.....its definitely TMI

  • @MaryAnneAchieng
    @MaryAnneAchieng 6 місяців тому +1

    lol Murugi here's your crown 👑 queen of petty 😂 Rix, rudiiii!
    If nothing else, to talk about the made-up alphabet tier list of masculinity 😬

  • @SandrineUmutoniwase-tt1vh
    @SandrineUmutoniwase-tt1vh 6 місяців тому +1

    she is called Francesca

  • @njerikimani648
    @njerikimani648 6 місяців тому +2

    Victor peace earrings in this 30s🥺🥺

  • @Miss_Sue.
    @Miss_Sue. 6 місяців тому +2

    I ghosted a man because he said "i really want to kiss you on a first date" is that petty?😂

    • @Mumo_K
      @Mumo_K 6 місяців тому +2

      Genuine

  • @DAVIE5179
    @DAVIE5179 4 місяці тому

    these red flags keep on piling. Don't you think there are those that not really anything to worry about.

  • @kerylruth9523
    @kerylruth9523 6 місяців тому

    Murugi just said people who use sarcasm or humour in sad situations like the example she's given on floods like it's a bad thing but I don't think so😅
    It's actually a good coping mechanism under positive Psychology.. just saying😂😂

  • @ZippyKazi-Carzy
    @ZippyKazi-Carzy 6 місяців тому +1

    not mabati... it gives Alluminium.

  • @josephinenjuguna8632
    @josephinenjuguna8632 6 місяців тому +4

    The crooked tooth conversation😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vqeekithinji8055
      @vqeekithinji8055 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂 the sarcasm & facial expressions

  • @Therealukulele
    @Therealukulele 6 місяців тому

    37:17 is where it’s at😂😂😂

  • @claristina81
    @claristina81 6 місяців тому +1

    So sickness is red flag? We taking this too far

  • @janetokumu4904
    @janetokumu4904 6 місяців тому +1

    Hair line tutafix like jamals

  • @foundmee
    @foundmee 6 місяців тому +3

    If he has dirty nails
    And doesn't like sitcoms😂

  • @TheOrganizedLawyer
    @TheOrganizedLawyer 5 місяців тому

    Heeh if he is irresponsible, cannot take care of themselves, immediately no.

  • @leiladrammeh3991
    @leiladrammeh3991 6 місяців тому

    Tana is a cat now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @esperancemwanza4836
    @esperancemwanza4836 6 місяців тому

    heavy on the gemini

  • @mwendwawinfred5127
    @mwendwawinfred5127 6 місяців тому +1

    Hello gals❤❤I love you

  • @joyceyugi9266
    @joyceyugi9266 6 місяців тому

    Not mabati teeth😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wendykiriba8271
    @wendykiriba8271 6 місяців тому +1

    I love these ladies🥰

  • @IsabelMwangi-c5k
    @IsabelMwangi-c5k Місяць тому

    the metal tooth is cheaper