Two and a Half Men - Jewish Alan Harper on JDate

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2009
  • Alan acts Jewish in order to go out with a girl he met on JDate
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  • @gabrielleschaffer887
    @gabrielleschaffer887 2 роки тому +179

    this scene showcases Jon Cryer's acting skills, he totally nails it

  • @varunmurali7912
    @varunmurali7912 3 роки тому +546

    GIVE THE MAN THE DAMN EMMY!!
    Jon Cryer is too good

    • @initroforthewin2601
      @initroforthewin2601 3 роки тому +21

      He has 2

    • @shaurya3141
      @shaurya3141 3 роки тому +40

      He kept the show alive for some time after charlie left

    • @sprashere
      @sprashere 2 роки тому +4

      @@shaurya3141 no he did not. The writers made his character too weird

    • @inaserrr
      @inaserrr 11 місяців тому +2

      He DID keep the show alive … incredible actor

    • @jeffcordova9633
      @jeffcordova9633 9 місяців тому

      @@sprashereweird asf.

  • @KegOfMeat
    @KegOfMeat 2 роки тому +106

    “That’s a very unfair characteristic, but not entirely inaccurate.” At least Alan’s honest

  • @moviehermit5631
    @moviehermit5631 4 роки тому +536

    I love how Alan isn’t offended by any insult that’s thrown at him because he couldn’t agree more with what’s being said

  • @ashutoshpathy9822
    @ashutoshpathy9822 3 роки тому +181

    This is Alan's scene.. killed it!!

  • @georgeliapes8365
    @georgeliapes8365 4 роки тому +668

    Even without the costume, Alan is a walking Jew stereotype.

    • @moaz6395
      @moaz6395 4 роки тому +28

      Loool so true

    • @Jay-vr9ir
      @Jay-vr9ir 3 роки тому +26

      He is a Methodist , but man , he could pass for one .

    • @hardyzme
      @hardyzme Рік тому

      Alan never said he liked baby foreskins

    • @allindbz
      @allindbz Рік тому +9

      Stereotypes are true

    • @TheJoyofCooking24
      @TheJoyofCooking24 8 місяців тому +2

      So very true. Funny how he turned out to be like this being Charlie's brother and Evelyn's son.

  • @11metalfan
    @11metalfan 5 років тому +754

    Love how he has the proper merchant posture and everything

    • @andrewcundill3660
      @andrewcundill3660 4 роки тому +20

      My Jewish grandparents call me boy chick

    • @andrewcundill3660
      @andrewcundill3660 3 роки тому +18

      He’s looks VERY Jewish. I am a Jew and he’s exactly like my grandpa

    • @user-dr5jv1wk4j
      @user-dr5jv1wk4j 3 роки тому +3

      @Amira Djiar its called ACTING!🙂

    • @rampaulbalgrim3103
      @rampaulbalgrim3103 3 роки тому

      @@andrewcundill3660 ###2#№#№#№#I'll

    • @averagedickmoney310
      @averagedickmoney310 3 роки тому +1

      @@andrewcundill3660 btw he's not jew. He just get misunderstood as Jew for some reason

  • @jakel5892
    @jakel5892 4 роки тому +207

    "Be a Mensch and take care of the little Pisher." I'm dying lol 😂😂😂

    • @medsaidbs
      @medsaidbs 3 роки тому +7

      "would you?" I watched this episode 100 times just for that part 😂😂

  • @TomDeVito
    @TomDeVito 6 років тому +416

    "Sit boychik" XD

  • @detnyeriket
    @detnyeriket 5 років тому +857

    That's a very unfair characterization, but not entirely inaccurate

    • @alexanderpytko5394
      @alexanderpytko5394 4 роки тому +19

      No because it's ENTIRELY ACCURATE! XD

    • @jakel5892
      @jakel5892 4 роки тому +17

      Who knows more about not satisfying a woman than my brother, Alan?🤣🤣🤣

    • @andrewcundill3660
      @andrewcundill3660 3 роки тому +6

      I’m Jewish it’s 100% accurate trust me

    • @vicentejunior4488
      @vicentejunior4488 3 роки тому +4

      My favorite line of the entire show

    • @sol___invictus
      @sol___invictus 2 роки тому +4

      @@andrewcundill3660 No, that was a line from the show. It's in the video.

  • @shadoworksphilosophy120
    @shadoworksphilosophy120 3 роки тому +88

    One of the best. John Cryer is a talent.

  • @stuartfisher5276
    @stuartfisher5276 3 роки тому +188

    I always thought Jon Cryer never got the credit he deserved while on this show. Not that Charlie Sheen wasn’t great on the show either but playing the “straight man” is a much more difficult task.

    • @wrightchance5891
      @wrightchance5891 3 роки тому

      Jon is gay?

    • @Honorbound43
      @Honorbound43 3 роки тому +19

      @@wrightchance5891 straight man means voice of reason in this circumstance

    • @pflaffik
      @pflaffik 2 місяці тому

      @@Honorbound43voice of reason? How much whipped feminist are you? Ask any female who watched this show, Alan is creepy and scary.

  • @costylezz
    @costylezz 6 років тому +763

    Alan Harpowitz

  • @robski39
    @robski39 3 роки тому +41

    Love the-matter-of-fact "You gotta get past that" advice imparted by Alan.

  • @fitnesswithdavidau
    @fitnesswithdavidau 13 років тому +40

    Jon Cryer as usual is brilliant. Not only does he act so well he is also the director of 2 & 1/2 Men. A great talent ....hope Charlie sorts it out with CBS soon as I will miss seeing Jon and the rest of this fantastic cast! ...yes, including you Charlie! :)

    • @michaelcorbidge7914
      @michaelcorbidge7914 Рік тому +7

      Gosh , so this was happening 11years ago. It doesn't seem like it , huh.

    • @user-yy7ee7pl8k
      @user-yy7ee7pl8k 7 місяців тому

      Hey, it's been 12 years, what you been upto?

  • @rizriz1316
    @rizriz1316 3 роки тому +23

    This show relaxes me so much.

  • @juliebryne2903
    @juliebryne2903 2 роки тому +16

    "First of all i don't even own a straight razor"! Love how he was actually thinking that was an option for him!😂😂🤣

  • @paulastafford1642
    @paulastafford1642 3 роки тому +39

    "You gotta get pass that", I love it

  • @MsNick991
    @MsNick991 11 років тому +602

    Jewdith

  • @setasan
    @setasan Рік тому +10

    I loved this season where charlie was mostly engaged and alan was single. There were a lot of brother moments like this one.

  • @evonnes96
    @evonnes96 8 років тому +626

    Alan is the best thing that happened to this show

  • @harkiranonline
    @harkiranonline 3 роки тому +24

    This is honest to life in so many ways. People who object to it for the wrong reasons are pretentious.

  • @nathanssl7897
    @nathanssl7897 3 роки тому +14

    Alan Harper completely nailed it!!

  • @alexanderpytko5394
    @alexanderpytko5394 4 роки тому +88

    In another episode,
    Alan: Charlie do you know how hard it is to maintain a working relationship when you don't have a place of your own?
    Charlie: Alan if I didn't have a place of my own, I'd be worried about something more than a relationship, you know like GETTING A PLACE OF MY OWN.
    Alan: So what are you saying, I'm not entitled to a relationship?
    Charlie: No, I'm saying if you can't afford dog food, you don't get a dog.
    Alan: Oh great, so I'm supposed to be alone for the rest of my life?
    Charlie: No! You're supposed to get your own fricking place!
    Alan: Just cause you keep saying it, doesn't mean it's gonna happen!
    Charlie is right. Alan should focus more on getting his own place than dating.

    • @thechosenone1533
      @thechosenone1533 3 роки тому +8

      @33kaus holokaust Sadly not just the US. Divorce courts across the world always favour women.

  • @hansi9204
    @hansi9204 5 років тому +37

    This scene is so awesome, haha. Love Alan.

  • @moutazshihab614
    @moutazshihab614 2 роки тому +8

    😂 one of the best scenes in show 😂

  • @lindzmsomy3854
    @lindzmsomy3854 4 роки тому +10

    Alan's best performance

  • @alexanderpytko5394
    @alexanderpytko5394 8 років тому +89

    @SeanGrenadR
    Yes, he is cheap. He doesn't have much money and no place of his own. Two things you should not be without if you're dating. Maybe one of them but not both. In fact, Melissa once broke up with him for insisting they do it in his car because he didn't want to cough up $69 for a motel room and plus he didn't go far because he didn't want to waste gas and of course because he has no place to of his own. Charlie told Alan to focus more on getting his own place than on dating. Charlie gave Alan some words of wisdom, "If you can't afford dog food, you don't get a dog."

    • @alexreilly6121
      @alexreilly6121 3 роки тому +1

      heh 69, he shoulda done it for the irony

  • @ps6474
    @ps6474 2 роки тому +5

    ¨Meshuga¨ Lol! Allan was great here

  • @abehambino
    @abehambino 10 місяців тому +4

    “I’m pretty sure our people are scotch Irish!”
    I think that’s the blood alcohol content, Charlie!

  • @anthonyalba1238
    @anthonyalba1238 5 років тому +14

    Hard to believe Alan would be willing to pay for Red Lobster.

  • @arnosargsyan6953
    @arnosargsyan6953 2 роки тому +3

    One of the best episodes of the series.))))

  • @alexanderpytko5394
    @alexanderpytko5394 7 років тому +393

    So what's Alan going to do if these Jewish girls or their families start asking Alan Jewish questions?
    They should've had a scene where Alan comes home with a black eye and tells Charlie, "Word of advice, Jewish girls get really pissed at dates who lie about being Jewish." And Charlie asks, "How'd she figure out you weren't Jewish?" and Alan says, "She said that she liked my yamaka and I told her, 'Thanks, it was Christmas present.'"

    • @ruwailali8542
      @ruwailali8542 6 років тому +73

      Alexander Edward Pytko - Didn't you watch the whole video? Alan has done his research beforehand. He may be a loser; but he is definetly not stupid.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 6 років тому +34

      Alexander Edward Pytko do everyone a favor and don't write for sitcoms.

    • @alexanderpytko5394
      @alexanderpytko5394 6 років тому +21

      Tell that to the people who came up with the whole Walden series, especially the guy who wouldn't let Charlie appear in the finale because he was holding a grudge.

    • @bithiahbrooks4709
      @bithiahbrooks4709 5 років тому +3

      Alexander Edward Pytko I laughed

    • @aleczavala5010
      @aleczavala5010 5 років тому +7

      What if he’s not circumcised? That would definitely give it away.

  • @stunningbeaute1037
    @stunningbeaute1037 3 роки тому +30

    I really love this show when Charlie was still there... the script was better, and more importantly, Alan was still a smart struggling chiropractor, not as dumb as he became as the seasons went by. Too bad they made Jake become way too dumb

  • @syphaxny
    @syphaxny 3 роки тому +8

    The best scene ever on TV.

  • @user-cg9rr1ud8j
    @user-cg9rr1ud8j 9 років тому +234

    Hahahaha Meshuggah means crazy, and boychik, means little boy.

    • @PeRogiTra
      @PeRogiTra 8 років тому +18

      +‫שירן ניאזוב‬‎ meshuggah is also great metal band :)

    • @callmexxjacobxx
      @callmexxjacobxx 6 років тому +5

      PeRogiTra only reason im here

    • @ddeanb784
      @ddeanb784 6 років тому +8

      No one cares

    • @smellyreally2562
      @smellyreally2562 4 роки тому +1

      Djent

    • @edenjung9816
      @edenjung9816 4 роки тому +3

      I thought meshuggah was a german Word.
      Seems Like it's jewish.
      Doesen't really Matter though WE took in a Lot of words from Others.

  • @ramahosseini8523
    @ramahosseini8523 4 роки тому +28

    thats a very unfair characterization, but not entirely inaccurate lol

  • @pauljoneseyboy9615
    @pauljoneseyboy9615 2 роки тому +2

    Such great writing I miss it

  • @anthonyalba1238
    @anthonyalba1238 6 років тому +13

    Hard to believe Alan would spend enough money to eat at Red Lobster.

  • @catcauldron217
    @catcauldron217 Рік тому +3

    This is the scene that actually had me laughing out loud.
    . . . and I don’t do that. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DezzaManezza154
    @DezzaManezza154 11 років тому +28

    I think it's Season 7 Episode 9, "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair" :)

  • @510m8
    @510m8 3 роки тому +11

    Alan could pass for Jewish 💯😂

  • @adamkuc9440
    @adamkuc9440 Рік тому +2

    Damn this show was gold ❤

  • @shaklla369
    @shaklla369 Рік тому

    I miss this show too much!

  • @mybodyisamachine
    @mybodyisamachine Рік тому +3

    The Alan is immunized against all dangers. But call him divorced, and you'll be astonished at how he recoils

    • @123onajet
      @123onajet Рік тому

      Damn that's hella funny

  • @BuddyNovinski
    @BuddyNovinski 11 років тому +35

    This is a very cute scene! Scotch-Irish? Does that make them Presbyterian?

    • @sksaddrakk5183
      @sksaddrakk5183 4 роки тому +2

      I guess Catholic would be more accurate, since Scottish used to be Catholic (some still are) and the Irish are an Epitome of being Catholic

    • @emilstalzer8553
      @emilstalzer8553 3 роки тому +5

      Scotch-Irish meaning is that Scottish settlers move to Ireland back in the Middle Ages in Northern Ireland mostly they are presbyterians.

    • @BuddyNovinski
      @BuddyNovinski 3 роки тому +3

      @@emilstalzer8553 It's precisely my comment. Most people stay with the denomination and its doctrines. Few, like me, bother to find out how the others live. As for Catholic, one should know that once John Knox took over, Scotland outlawed the Mass as a capital offense, during the reign of Mary Stuart. It is the main reason that we have no official church in the United States, nor a religious test for office.

    • @kuallalumpur5417
      @kuallalumpur5417 3 роки тому +4

      @@BuddyNovinski
      Yes buddy, the Harper family is Ulster-Scot, making them Protestant (probably Presbyterian).
      And for eliminating any "pathological" doubt about the subject, there's an episode where Alan visits a Catholic Church intending to confess and tells the Father that he (Alan) is NOT Catholic.

    • @flightparamedic505
      @flightparamedic505 11 місяців тому +1

      @@sksaddrakk5183 Scottish we’re actually the reformationists and we’re Presbyterian not catholic that they desperately wanted away from

  • @iann.152
    @iann.152 2 роки тому +5

    Alan is a one hell of an actor...

  • @rebeccaross8470
    @rebeccaross8470 3 роки тому +10

    This episode is really funny and Alan makes me laugh 😆

  • @kattyparry1388
    @kattyparry1388 3 роки тому +3

    This episode taught me so much about Jewish stererotype.

  • @KevinRCFree28
    @KevinRCFree28 11 років тому +18

    Alan does look better with the jewish costum

  • @maxs2845
    @maxs2845 4 роки тому +3

    3 mins of gold

  • @AlanAlan2001
    @AlanAlan2001 2 роки тому +2

    0:36 Sit boychik! 😂

  • @raphaelrichardson5483
    @raphaelrichardson5483 4 роки тому +3

    Lmfao that last part😂😂

  • @nickmartin8495
    @nickmartin8495 7 місяців тому +1

    “first of all, i don’t own a straight razor…”

  • @elielpakkala236
    @elielpakkala236 5 років тому +17

    Alan's best scene😂😂😂😂

  • @alexreilly6121
    @alexreilly6121 3 роки тому

    lol while alan was fiddling with the hat, a hat advert popped up

  • @robertmoore6149
    @robertmoore6149 3 роки тому +2

    Red Lobster on a Jdate?
    LMAO 😄😄😄

  • @79Sarwar
    @79Sarwar 4 роки тому +13

    Alan Harpstein.

  • @Ziade_Garage
    @Ziade_Garage 2 роки тому +2

    Best scene ever!

  • @giovannibautista2515
    @giovannibautista2515 10 місяців тому

    Man I missed this show

  • @JohnnyCBCS
    @JohnnyCBCS 11 років тому +11

    Oy, Vey! that's my reaction when seeing what's going on in Two and a Half Men now

  • @bigd2911
    @bigd2911 4 роки тому +8

    Two birds with one stone😂😂😂

  • @tunes5205
    @tunes5205 3 роки тому +8

    Life lessons like these are legendary 🤣🤣

  • @MCFoultier
    @MCFoultier 6 років тому +4

    Alan is the G. O. A. T.
    Listen and learn

  • @ruwailali8542
    @ruwailali8542 4 роки тому +6

    Thank God Alan didn't try to do this in pre 1945 Germany.

  • @catfamily2980
    @catfamily2980 3 роки тому +1

    Has anyone noticed Alan saying too many “Ow” haha

  • @top5-vid814
    @top5-vid814 3 роки тому +7

    Allen is the best actor but everyone says Charlie

  • @seikomyazawa
    @seikomyazawa 9 років тому +208

    oy vey

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 5 років тому +8

      Is that the Americanized version of our German idiom 'Oh weh!', Jewish immigrants brought to the States? 😄 Literally, that would means 'Oh, pain!' I think the English version is 'Alack!'.

    • @tanveerhasan2382
      @tanveerhasan2382 3 роки тому

      @@NiVi192 what about "oy gevalt!"

  • @artsmith103
    @artsmith103 3 роки тому +1

    Couldn't stop thinking about the rabbi on Seinfeld. Pretty similar

  • @SeanGrenadR
    @SeanGrenadR 10 років тому +9

    Alan Red Lobster? HES CHEAP NO WAY

  • @maridepp53
    @maridepp53 7 місяців тому +1

    This scene cracked me up, Alan was really funny 😂

  • @anon1258
    @anon1258 Рік тому +2

    Sit boychik 😂😂

  • @sachinsingh5100
    @sachinsingh5100 18 днів тому

    How do you live with yourself? How come you awake up in the morning and not run a straight razor across your throat??
    Alan: first of all I don't own a straight razor!!! 😅😅😅

  • @aatishay
    @aatishay 12 років тому +5

    What does Alan say after the red lobster dialogue? Meshuggah? What does it mean?

  • @Cwmbran1984
    @Cwmbran1984 3 роки тому +2

    Oyyyyy.........vheeeeyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
    @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld 6 місяців тому

    Not an easy scene .... Jon just makes it look easy.... he's brilliant

  • @WytZox1
    @WytZox1 12 років тому +6

    @aatishay -- "Meshuggah" means "crazy" ... And Alan is such a shmendrik! LOL☺

  • @Eestlaneonvisa
    @Eestlaneonvisa 13 років тому +44

    1:54 Pause
    Alan looks totally like a jew.

  • @artsmith103
    @artsmith103 3 роки тому +2

    Reminds me of the rabbi on Seinfeld.

  • @basba_qal
    @basba_qal 4 роки тому +5

    Actually;
    RAYOVAC brand is pretty popular with shiksas.

  • @fatahmursal8504
    @fatahmursal8504 11 років тому +6

    What if Jon Cryer left 2 and a 1/2 men and acted as charlies brother on anger management who just got kid out of his wife's house( acculty his), and his 12 year old daughter comes to live with them on the weekend.

  • @quebecpal1650
    @quebecpal1650 3 роки тому +1

    Papa can you hear me 😄

  • @adityaverma2492
    @adityaverma2492 4 роки тому +9

    In Entourage, Ari gold used to eat the lobster all the time in his client meetings..?!

  • @contessakitty
    @contessakitty 13 років тому +7

    Google and voila, instant Jewish culture. Love it!

  • @Dontlettheworldrot
    @Dontlettheworldrot 2 роки тому +2

    Meshuggah, I knew it

  • @IMBACHABRI
    @IMBACHABRI 12 років тому +14

    Meshuggah xD

  • @MrIbanez191
    @MrIbanez191 9 років тому +1

    which episode is this ?

  • @tankdogization
    @tankdogization 3 роки тому

    Posting this on IFunny.

  • @eaubert1
    @eaubert1 Рік тому +1

    You can really tell that Charlie Sheen didn't want to say "Oy vey"!

  • @JokerCat9
    @JokerCat9 3 роки тому +3

    Funny thing is that Jon Cryer is Jewish, and on the show Jewdith is too

  • @shabeyle23
    @shabeyle23 4 роки тому

    Am I the only one who thought of Jason Biggs in American pie when he asks his on screen dad about sex??

  • @Marvcohen
    @Marvcohen 12 років тому +1

    Well done

  • @mr.terwilliger5728
    @mr.terwilliger5728 5 років тому +5

    Great way to get a girl to break up with you is to tell her she keeps farting on her sleep she will be so embarrassed she will stop seeing you

  •  5 років тому +8

    HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF LMAO

  • @cl759
    @cl759 4 роки тому +2

    Desperate times....desperate measures... aaaaaah..

  • @MrCalixteImigrasyon
    @MrCalixteImigrasyon 4 роки тому +2

    Lol first of all. I don't own a straight razor

  • @victorbrunswick
    @victorbrunswick 9 років тому +6

    Are there anymore segments on youTube from this episode?

  • @ericnelson9100
    @ericnelson9100 4 місяці тому

    I always thought Jon Cryer was Jewish, very surprised when I found out he wasn't. He's like the male Valerie Harper.

  • @mothersdaughter2598
    @mothersdaughter2598 4 роки тому

    what episode was that?

  • @dr.sychev8075
    @dr.sychev8075 3 роки тому +1

    They don't make shows like this anymore