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  • @dont6441
    @dont6441 Рік тому +511

    The horror on Alan's face when Charlie tosses him his wallet is priceless.

  • @natvan29
    @natvan29 Рік тому +1378

    I cannot believe Alan got upset over charlie owing him $38 when Charlie had let him live rent free in his house. Alan had some nerves

    • @summerharris6470
      @summerharris6470 Рік тому +52

      I know

    • @mattmojo105
      @mattmojo105 Рік тому +36

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @JuanJoseEstigarribia1
      @JuanJoseEstigarribia1 Рік тому +92

      Remember, Alan was nearly a poor person, and had his money practically counted for the month. I don't say that is okay at all but idk, being in that position is horrible

    • @james5193
      @james5193 Рік тому +35

      It's not real,.....Hello

    • @marinajane7155
      @marinajane7155 Рік тому +39

      A Parasite

  • @maxxymrice6200
    @maxxymrice6200 Рік тому +354

    5:30 Alan stealing gas from Charlie over 37 dollars is one of his most insufferable moments and the worst example of him being cheap.

    • @batmanrocks6727
      @batmanrocks6727 Рік тому +23

      Yeah, but Alan lost thousands of dollars because Charlie was sleeping with Alan's divorce lawayer

    • @O.G.H.
      @O.G.H. Рік тому +14

      Well, being dirt-poor, Alan basically has no means left to be generous. So being cheap is not a choice, its a survival condition. There is an episode, where he earns better by chiropracting a wealthy customer, and he takes care of the check and gives Jake extra money for stuff, which shows he is generous when he can afford it.

    • @maxxymrice6200
      @maxxymrice6200 Рік тому +24

      @@O.G.H. He was poor because of childcare and alimony, which he stopped paying in season 4 and Charlie continued to let him live rent-free and pay for all his meals. Eventually, his cheapness became insufferable.

    • @daniel16.4
      @daniel16.4 10 місяців тому +3

      38 😂

    • @angieelkey300
      @angieelkey300 9 місяців тому +1

      Omg

  • @ItsFlevine
    @ItsFlevine Рік тому +1037

    Only Alan can avoid homelessness even after Charlie is gone. That guy is a survivor. 😂😂😂

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Рік тому +56

      Close. He's a manipulater. He preys on people and uses them.

    • @tonyduncan7608
      @tonyduncan7608 Рік тому +17

      And others round him let him

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk Рік тому +52

      @@melanieparker To stay living in Malibu with little to no money, you have to have no shame.

    • @kenadams9725
      @kenadams9725 Рік тому +25

      He’s a leech

    • @keithoutlaw6493
      @keithoutlaw6493 Рік тому

      Hes a cockroach

  • @EagleOneM1953
    @EagleOneM1953 Рік тому +102

    Few people may have noticed but Jon Cryer performed his own stunts throughout the whole series.
    I remember the one where he gets tased and is contorting on the hallway floor, the other one where he dives for the corner after the girl he's breaking up with flips open her lighter and he thinks it's a gun and here how he jumps on the seat's backrest and falls backwards. He could have hit his head on the edge of the stone step behind him or the table on it...
    Much underrated actor who in my opinion was a great part of the success of the series...
    Brilliant how he played the scene with the lighter and adjusting his book.....

    • @JackMcLeodJr
      @JackMcLeodJr Рік тому +23

      Agree, Jon Cryer is very underappreciated overall. The only reason I continued to watch it after Charlie left was because of him. An excellent comic actor. It wouldn't have worked if anybody else had been cast as Alan. Great chemistry with Charlie.

    • @jonathanpretty5031
      @jonathanpretty5031 Рік тому +12

      Cryer is hilarious

    • @mattmojo105
      @mattmojo105 Рік тому +2

      I think you can tell you kind of donations too though. (Maybe I'm wrong. ( But still a great actor nonetheless.

    • @MichaelMeade-d7b
      @MichaelMeade-d7b 6 місяців тому +2

      He fell off the roof because he was too cheap to call the guy.

  • @channelforwhat
    @channelforwhat Рік тому +314

    It's even more funnier to let Alan talk about who would be picking up the tab , when Charlie already had Alan's 'forgot at home' wallet with him the entire time.

    • @RaduRadonys
      @RaduRadonys Рік тому +4

      Maybe Alan planned to pay with his watch or phone?

    • @TheMintedAero1993
      @TheMintedAero1993 Рік тому +16

      ​@@RaduRadonys this was before that was possible

    • @redhood444
      @redhood444 7 місяців тому

      Man Charlie the goat

  • @chightower1989
    @chightower1989 Рік тому +162

    $24.50 PLEASE!☠😂🤣😅

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Рік тому +10

      I would've just walked into the movie. No way is that cheap snot taking advantage of me.

    • @virtualdark2295
      @virtualdark2295 Рік тому +6

      That episode is when I got mad at Alan. Until it was funny when Charlie found the hidden stash of money.

    • @bulawayomycity123
      @bulawayomycity123 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @nomoreheroes98
    @nomoreheroes98 Рік тому +356

    As much as Judith was an evil character, you can't feel too sorry for Alan just being a massive doormat.

    • @spartan101ful
      @spartan101ful Рік тому +43

      Yeah, Alan should have just gone to Evelyn for help at some point. It's implied she knows a lot of rich and powerful people in Hollywood who could have helped him out with the divorce.

    • @Neglelakkruler
      @Neglelakkruler Рік тому +23

      there is a reason why she got tired of alan as she once said his need of constant control and his cheapness annoyed her so much.

    • @nomoreheroes98
      @nomoreheroes98 Рік тому +35

      @@Neglelakkruler I feel Judith is totally justified in kicking Alan out, but her actions from that point on make her such an evil character.

    • @merengue7139
      @merengue7139 Рік тому

      @@nomoreheroes98ayo Judith is definitely evil. Almost every interaction she’s had one the show with the brothers Harper and often even Jake and Herb are very ugly. My gf hates her and her energy 😂

    • @bitwawesome7
      @bitwawesome7 Рік тому +2

      Romance girl

  • @davido5496
    @davido5496 Рік тому +311

    Imagine being this good at saving money but still have none!

    • @HieuMinh-nw2gc
      @HieuMinh-nw2gc Рік тому +1

      because Judith sucks him dry :)))

    • @merengue7139
      @merengue7139 Рік тому +39

      “I’m not cheap, I’m broke. There’s a difference” - Alan Harper

    • @EagleOneM1953
      @EagleOneM1953 Рік тому +3

      What about the concept of alimony is unclear to you? You don't get to keep any of it. It may be a few thousand dollars per month, plus the costs of rent and running his office with a receptionist, even one at minimum wage... it all adds up fast...

    • @legendaryjimbob7685
      @legendaryjimbob7685 Рік тому +5

      @@EagleOneM1953 What rent? His literally leeching off Charlie, and never pays rent. Yeah he did "try" to start paying rent to get more rights in the house, but it was mentioned on the show that he did so, like once or twice over the several years of living there

    • @patthonsirilim5739
      @patthonsirilim5739 Рік тому +3

      maybe 50k a year in alimony might have somthing to do with him living pay check to paycheck.

  • @brucegilbert7243
    @brucegilbert7243 Рік тому +82

    " The Lost Wallet of Alan Harper."

  • @Rj-ij6ko
    @Rj-ij6ko Рік тому +121

    I still think Alan’s cheapest moment was when he was having a heart attack he still managed to crawl to pick up the 100$ Walden dropped

  • @stevehartman1730
    @stevehartman1730 Рік тому +97

    My late brother was exactly like Alan...drove me nuts. My oldest brother was just like Charlie

  • @JackMcLeodJr
    @JackMcLeodJr Рік тому +57

    Even though I bought the full DVD boxset when I see Two And a Half Men I click straightaway.
    2:57 Always cracks me up.
    "We never double!"
    "That's not an accident, Alan!"
    "Oh Jeez, I walked out of the house without my wallet, can you believe that??"
    "Strangely enough - I can!"
    😂

    • @kathykath3884
      @kathykath3884 Рік тому +2

      😆

    • @wickedpawn5437
      @wickedpawn5437 5 місяців тому +1

      @@kathykath3884 Same here! I also have the full DVD boxset, and still click straightaway.

  • @freakzilla9975
    @freakzilla9975 Рік тому +29

    6:18 that is an honor he reserves for family😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @charlesbrowning9748
    @charlesbrowning9748 Рік тому +129

    There was an episode where Charlie found Alan's stash of cash. Alan had 50000 dollars squirreled away. Until Charlie found it.

    • @BigboyRoy100
      @BigboyRoy100 Рік тому +23

      In his lamp LOL.

    • @kallemetsahalme5701
      @kallemetsahalme5701 Рік тому +16

      and 49000 of those were gotten from charlie one way or another

    • @rickysan6772
      @rickysan6772 Рік тому +29

      it’s not 50.000 but 5.000 dollars

    • @alexanderpytko5394
      @alexanderpytko5394 Рік тому +29

      Yeah, it was $5,000 in dollar bills. Alan said that whenever someone in his office paid in cash, he puts it away for when he's an old man because he doesn't think he's going to be able to depend on Jake to take care of him when he's an old man.

    • @R.Oates7902
      @R.Oates7902 Рік тому +4

      $5,000

  • @germanrgd
    @germanrgd Рік тому +16

    6:13 priceless what says Evelyn 😂🤣

  • @bernardybernardy
    @bernardybernardy Рік тому +54

    I think Alan biggest quality is : HE IS HELL OF A SURVIVOR !

    • @fredrichardson8647
      @fredrichardson8647 10 місяців тому +2

      that because everybody lets alan get away with not paying for anything

    • @MrMovielover17
      @MrMovielover17 9 місяців тому +1

      Alan reminds me alot of Jerry from rick and morty.

  • @jackmilligan1023
    @jackmilligan1023 Рік тому +18

    Charlie Sheen carried Two and a Half Men!!!!

  • @krystalvideos
    @krystalvideos Рік тому +39

    I find Alan's constant mooching sometimes a bit amusing due to how elaborate he can be, but this one scene 4:12 makes me always feel unspeakable rage towards him as a character, given how much Charlie pays for and has up til that point and he tries to squeeze more money out of Charlie. He should of given it without a whisper of a complaint. I rarely swear but I swear up a storm during this scene. I wish Charlie set him on fire, but gaged him first so we don't have to hear his high pitch yelling.

  • @tomascostanzo3673
    @tomascostanzo3673 Рік тому +34

    Charlie said it, once, he's not a termite because one can get rid of termites

  • @PakiFighter
    @PakiFighter 10 місяців тому +9

    I know exactly how Charlie feels. My younger brother AND his wife and kid, lived with me for 8 years for free. The POS never paid for anything. Thank God he is out, and I'm never letting him come back again.

  • @cd15-b3m
    @cd15-b3m 3 місяці тому +2

    2:14 Gotta love that satisfying position the wallet took when landing. Comedic cherry on the cake.

  • @jacktheladstevens
    @jacktheladstevens 9 місяців тому +10

    😄 Alan Harper is a legend

    • @JmanKO97
      @JmanKO97 3 місяці тому

      Nope, Charlie and Walden are the legends for still letting that parasite live under their roofs for free.

  • @aryanrai1280
    @aryanrai1280 Рік тому +51

    The one where they face off in the toilet for who is going to pay the money for the dates is also an example.

    • @R.Oates7902
      @R.Oates7902 Рік тому +5

      That was hilarious!
      In Alan's defense, his ex cleaned him out in the divorce really bad!
      💰

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Рік тому

      @@R.Oates7902 Who's fault is that?

  • @wadstur8429
    @wadstur8429 8 місяців тому +15

    Cockroaches, Rats and Alan Harper…. all of them find a way to survive 😅

  • @Aemilius46
    @Aemilius46 Рік тому +56

    I honestly don't blame Judith! Alan runs when he owes money, yet when someone owes him he turns into a even Worse Parasite.... 🤦

    • @eternallucifer7709
      @eternallucifer7709 Рік тому +10

      I certainly blame her. She was married to the guy, had a son with him, and was with him for years yet she never thought for a second that Alan might need therapy, even though he and Charlie were extremely vocal about how their mother ruined their lives.
      Nope, instead she painted him out to be some buggy man that ruined her life.

    • @1987FX16
      @1987FX16 Рік тому

      And "she has a nice rack."

    • @keith7644
      @keith7644 7 місяців тому +3

      @@eternallucifer7709Alan shouldn’t a let her be a stay at home mom

    • @rodolfocesar2945
      @rodolfocesar2945 7 місяців тому +2

      judith is the reason he doesn have money, before the start of the series he and charlie didn't even need to saw each other

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 Рік тому +14

    5:31, YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

  • @AmorphisBob
    @AmorphisBob Рік тому +9

    Everything Rick said about Jerry in "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy" is true for Alan.
    "You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive because I know everything. That snake survives because children wander off, and you survive because people think "Oh, this poor piece of sh*t, he never gets a break. I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. I'll guess I'll hire him, or marry him."

  • @christopherbako
    @christopherbako Рік тому +30

    Jake was a great actor, he helped the show.
    Until...Eldrige and the dummy.

    • @hydrangeas_lover
      @hydrangeas_lover Рік тому +7

      I feel like they dumbed him down literally bc the character he use to be wasn't one dimensional and to continue the show with Walden would not create the same chemistry he had with Charlie. Walden is a pretty boring character with no real story. Alan, Charlie and Jake are family. With Walden Jake was a byproduct of Alan remaining. It's sad unfortunately. I always felt like I was watching 2 shows when Walden came on.

  • @maxxymrice6200
    @maxxymrice6200 Рік тому +20

    Evelyn: Before we waste money on a lawyer, how is 30 days alone in a prison cell with no friends any different than 2 months on your brother's coach?

  • @baal1999
    @baal1999 6 місяців тому +3

    6:36 Charlie ist right. Alan was living there rent-free for six years and he did not have to pay for his ex-wifes anymore. And now he insists that his family pays a lawyer do defend him? In this episode he hit a guy because he was jealous of him. Alan is just am ungrateful bloodsucker.

  • @fredrichardson8647
    @fredrichardson8647 11 місяців тому +4

    when alan said throw in a bagle dog ,i would have walk away and told alan your own your own

  • @melanieparker
    @melanieparker Рік тому +48

    I HATE how Chelsea enabled Alan throughout her run on this show.

    • @fonkamex
      @fonkamex Рік тому +17

      Chelsea was the worst hypocrite

  • @doreenanderson6513
    @doreenanderson6513 Рік тому +11

    Happy 20 years Two and a Half Men

  • @59771006
    @59771006 Рік тому +19

    “Do me a favour say preposterous again”

  • @jerrydboss7251
    @jerrydboss7251 Рік тому +25

    Alan almost rivals Mr Krabs😅😅😅

  • @seangriffin2053
    @seangriffin2053 Рік тому +14

    Chelsea, if you think taking care of Alan is an obligation, let's see how fun you think it is.

    • @eternallucifer7709
      @eternallucifer7709 Рік тому +1

      That scene was the show showing how unbelievably fucked up their family was and that Alan was treated as a punching bag by Charlie and his mother, and what you took away from it is that Alan is a pest? Ever thought that the whole reason why he is a pest is exactly because he had been suffering that kind of treatment if whole life?

    • @TheDreamingGod-tz4dq
      @TheDreamingGod-tz4dq 7 місяців тому

      ​@@eternallucifer7709Chelsea, is that you? You suck.

    • @keith7644
      @keith7644 7 місяців тому +1

      no they all told him not to marry Judith he did it anyway & is now paying alimony and he doesn’t pay rent

  • @dongholiothesecond3324
    @dongholiothesecond3324 Рік тому +28

    There's a difference between cheap and broke.

  • @jefflevenhagen
    @jefflevenhagen Рік тому +2

    Someone like that used to stop getting help. He needs to fail so he stops doing whatever he's doing 😂

  • @queunlimited4779
    @queunlimited4779 Рік тому +15

    Duuugh! It goes by Income! 🙄 It's not brain surgery. Go in front of judge and ask for a adjustment! Don't even need a lawyer for it! Can get forms or a template for a motion off the net. Courthouse staff will also direct, not give legal advice. Course, THEY NEEEVVVER PUT THAT USEFUL INFORMATION IN MOVIES. Keeping Us Ignorant and Dependant😡

    • @erisveseli
      @erisveseli Рік тому +7

      And he can also say that judith gives him receipts for jake even thought he pays child support

    • @stuartmcgill3599
      @stuartmcgill3599 Рік тому +1

      Or just use a male lawyer

  • @explore_desi
    @explore_desi Рік тому +5

    24.50 please 😂😅

  • @Matt-h6k6m
    @Matt-h6k6m 2 місяці тому

    Jake with the spoon on his nose lol😂

  • @JohnnyCBCS
    @JohnnyCBCS Рік тому +4

    40 dollars is indeed the adult level of 5 dollars as a kid

  • @chungwaichothe1034
    @chungwaichothe1034 9 місяців тому +1

    Myesterious wallet of Alan 😂😂😂😂

  • @jeanneflaherty4491
    @jeanneflaherty4491 2 місяці тому +1

    Kevin Flaherty: At 1:25 Look at Jake......

  • @atheistrahulsharma3880
    @atheistrahulsharma3880 Рік тому +13

    Only cockroaches and Alan can survive a nuclear fallout

  • @aprilhippie8752
    @aprilhippie8752 2 місяці тому

    3:58 Best part 😂😂

  • @felixnobauer769
    @felixnobauer769 Рік тому +7

    Alan is getting paid everything and then wants his 38 dollars so badly 😑🤣

  • @make749perday
    @make749perday Рік тому +13

    "If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents--start charging for it." --Kim Garst

  • @nuclearmatt8119
    @nuclearmatt8119 Рік тому +3

    Let's not forget that Alan was stealing his son's change jar to pay for shit for his girlfriend. I'm surprised Jake didn't rat him out immediately to Judith.

  • @ericgarringer6911
    @ericgarringer6911 Рік тому +11

    The only things to survive a nuclear holocaust is Alan & cockroaches lmfao

  • @borislovothered8124
    @borislovothered8124 Рік тому +25

    hate alan but man charlie does love him

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Рік тому +7

      He must if he can truly tolerate his slimy cheapness. I wouldn't put up with it.

  • @Joanne-i7q
    @Joanne-i7q 7 місяців тому +3

    So, you think Alan is strange? Does it occur to you that Chas.Harper does absolutely nothing all day , and can afford a beach house in one of the most exoensive places in the US? a house that would retail for several million ? not to mention a daily housekeeper, lawn guy, Mercedes, and the exoensive upkeep for that german luxury car.
    And thats not even adding up: food...
    dating expenses..
    .car insurance, home insurance ...
    Going out any time he wants for a designer latte? How exactly does he pay for this hedonist lifestyle? The royalties from a cartoon jingle, written a decade ago, is a monthly check, but they do not pay for this lifestyle.
    And thats why he goes flat broke , and ends up crushed under a piano.

  • @pawanchauhan7149
    @pawanchauhan7149 11 місяців тому +2

    Best show ever!

  • @natecellini6109
    @natecellini6109 Рік тому +5

    I think it's funny how Alan gets on Jake about jus rolling through life doin the bare minimum when that's literally all Alan does...he loves being a freeloader and doesn't even care

  • @90PBO
    @90PBO Рік тому +8

    If I were Charlie, in the cinema I would have said "OK, then nothing to eat"

    • @fredrichardson8647
      @fredrichardson8647 11 місяців тому +3

      if I was Charlie I would just walk away and leave alan standing there

  • @Chazdachap
    @Chazdachap Рік тому +17

    I'm really sad they got rid of Charlie that guy was the show

  • @MaddisonDwyer-hy8lc
    @MaddisonDwyer-hy8lc 9 місяців тому +2

    what a good tv show

  • @andrewcharles459
    @andrewcharles459 8 місяців тому +1

    When I don't have enough money to pay my own way when I go out - even if it's understood ahead of time I won't be paying - I don't go. Things happen, and there's absolutely nothing more humiliating than not having enough to pay for what I just ate or drank.

  • @lmc4964
    @lmc4964 Рік тому +3

    you can just picture Judith yelling down the phone

  • @bwwestman
    @bwwestman 11 місяців тому +3

    There was also the episode where Charlie finds about $5,000 hidden inside Alan's lamp.

  • @StarWarsMoments
    @StarWarsMoments 5 місяців тому

    On that day Charlie learned about teaching people how to treat you. By saying that Allen never owed him money and never changing that thought, he told Alan it was okay to claim Charlie owed him.
    If you let people walk over you, what reason do they have to stop doing it?

  • @ninh05
    @ninh05 Рік тому +6

    They only way this fukking make sense is Charlie is making up for all the f up shit he did to Alan when they were young.

  • @skylurk5145
    @skylurk5145 Рік тому +4

    anyone ever noticed that if you swapped the consonants in Alan's name, you get left with a dirty word? Just me?

  • @jonnovember2136
    @jonnovember2136 Рік тому +2

    It reminds me of my older brother pulling this crap!!😔💸

  • @cokebenni
    @cokebenni Рік тому +7

    I just noticed something, if Alan didn’t punch that guy, he never would’ve gone to jail meaning he never would’ve met that one lawyer that Chelsea had the hots for also meaning Chelsea never would’ve left Charlie, so Alan is responsible for Charlie and Chelsea breaking up

    • @jameshaggerty8348
      @jameshaggerty8348 Рік тому +2

      Pretty much.

    • @HAL-bo5lr
      @HAL-bo5lr Рік тому +2

      @@jameshaggerty8348
      Charlie did once sleep and then break up with Alan’s divorce lawyer. That led to Alan being forced to basically hand over his life to Judith. As Alan himself once said, “The student has become the master.”

    • @User2100
      @User2100 Рік тому +3

      And Mia aswell when Charlie refused to marry Mia because she wanted him out but I don't think Mia was good for Charlie anyways .

  • @alexanderpytko5394
    @alexanderpytko5394 Рік тому +3

    Alan: I am not cheap.
    LIAR!!!

  • @Fanvan-c2t
    @Fanvan-c2t Рік тому

    I’m curious who the stuntman was when allan flew over the chair 4:39

  • @srinath6247
    @srinath6247 9 місяців тому

    That's an honor he reserves for family😂😂😂😂

  • @ericnelson9100
    @ericnelson9100 8 місяців тому +1

    Alan's Volvo was a 1998; he was still making payments on that in 2006?

  • @Trtevoorryu
    @Trtevoorryu Рік тому +10

    Alan was my least favorite person. How can you be poor and also be a chiropractor?

    • @XBarajasX
      @XBarajasX Рік тому +2

      Alamoney was almost his entire earnings, plus his savings for old Alan

    • @brucegilbert7243
      @brucegilbert7243 Рік тому

      An Asian massage parlour opens up next door!

  • @GaryJrWesley-ou2tx
    @GaryJrWesley-ou2tx Рік тому

    Little brothers Mayne 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jaitheboss1
    @Jaitheboss1 6 місяців тому +2

    If i had a brother like that id be in jail insufferable

  • @TharsanJeyachandran
    @TharsanJeyachandran Рік тому +4

    how is he so broke he has a good job lit ep

  • @Alkelly-hh6rv
    @Alkelly-hh6rv Рік тому

    How could he not remember something that important.

  • @juanbaclavab
    @juanbaclavab Місяць тому

    Why does that house have a chimney of it's in Malibu... that's the most bizarre thing of the entire series

  • @voltairebanquirigo1119
    @voltairebanquirigo1119 Рік тому +1

    Living with your brother or parents and family are not an issue for us filipinos in fact it is imperative that your family brother parents help you or live with them. Because if you dont people will say why didnt you help your brother and as the hollies said: he aint heavy hes my brother

    • @Slayer12349
      @Slayer12349 Рік тому

      Isn't that because a lot of Filipinos are poor, and Americans feel shame for living with others as if they like a dependent

  • @peekaboo5059
    @peekaboo5059 Рік тому

    6:16 thats an honor

  • @razorsharp8549
    @razorsharp8549 7 місяців тому

    Lets all remember that allan had a great divorce attorney and Charlie sabotaged it.

  • @kattyparry1388
    @kattyparry1388 Рік тому +4

    5:49 please throw him out

  • @kiranramapuri716
    @kiranramapuri716 Рік тому +10

    Charlie forever

  • @guillerminaarias3820
    @guillerminaarias3820 6 місяців тому +1

    Poor Charlie with that brother!

  • @neilgerace355
    @neilgerace355 8 місяців тому

    0:54 Alimony? We don't need no steenking alimony!

  • @Rosalba3440
    @Rosalba3440 Рік тому +1

    Alan the free loader, and strawberry shortcake (Melissa)

  • @kandiman562
    @kandiman562 Рік тому +4

    I miss the original cast

  • @martintolovski
    @martintolovski Рік тому +14

    Alan vs. Kramer, who is the better mooch, vote please 😂

    • @mikekling7144
      @mikekling7144 Рік тому +14

      Kramer had his own place at least.

    • @martintolovski
      @martintolovski Рік тому +5

      @@mikekling7144 with a hot tub too

    • @chandankumar-jo7rf
      @chandankumar-jo7rf Рік тому +11

      Alan is the clear winner

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 Рік тому +2

      Alan lives in a beach house but Kramer does nothing, falls sss backwards into money, mooches from his neighbor, and has sex without dating. Now, that's a fantasy camp.

    • @charlesbrowning9748
      @charlesbrowning9748 Рік тому +2

      Alan hands down.

  • @FreshlySnipes
    @FreshlySnipes 9 місяців тому +1

    Why does he pay Alimony when Jake is almost always over there?

    • @Vishnupriyachaturvedi
      @Vishnupriyachaturvedi 9 місяців тому

      Child support is for the kid and alimony is for your partner. You can’t marry a woman, share a life for years where she is a stay at home wife and then leave her with nothing when the marriage ends. She has no career,no merits, so alimony is compensation.

    • @TheDreamingGod-tz4dq
      @TheDreamingGod-tz4dq 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@VishnupriyachaturvediShe got everything in the divorce including the house. Alimony is such bs and needs to stop, men don't get the same payoffs to hang out at home. When they decide to break their vows (women don't have any concept of them) the free ride's over and they need to fend for themselves not continue to mooch.

    • @Vishnupriyachaturvedi
      @Vishnupriyachaturvedi 7 місяців тому +1

      @@TheDreamingGod-tz4dq blame the patriarchy. It made men responsible for their women. Alimony helps women makeup for the time they lost in their marriage. Specially, if she was a stay at home wife.

    • @keith7644
      @keith7644 7 місяців тому +1

      @@VishnupriyachaturvediAlan should a never let her be a stay at home mom

    • @Vishnupriyachaturvedi
      @Vishnupriyachaturvedi 7 місяців тому

      @@keith7644 Are you sure? Half of the traditionalist idiots want women to stay at home. Alan deserves everything he got. She was not even his first choice, he asked her sister out before judith.

  • @MrJ0mmy
    @MrJ0mmy Рік тому

    24.50 PLEASE!!

  • @srami004
    @srami004 Рік тому +16

    Well Charlie slept and dumped Alan's expensive lawyer

    • @melanieparker
      @melanieparker Рік тому +1

      Oh, so it's Charlie's fault Alan married Kandi, she too divorced him, took all his money forcing him back into Charlie's house and life?

    • @tonyduncan7608
      @tonyduncan7608 Рік тому +6

      Alen shoulda sued his divorce lawyer.

    • @stuartmcgill3599
      @stuartmcgill3599 Рік тому +4

      Or given Charlie's reputation he should have used a male lawyer

  • @ВладимирГерич-ц3м
    @ВладимирГерич-ц3м 11 днів тому

    Alan is real ORC😂

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 11 місяців тому +1

    I Wanna To Save Money Just Like Alan Because I'm On The Budget

  • @miquelr2353
    @miquelr2353 Рік тому +3

    Alan always left his wallet at home. Absolutely shameless

  • @KusogeMan
    @KusogeMan Рік тому

    5:22 he should have set the fire

  • @ZZ-gu4dp
    @ZZ-gu4dp Рік тому +9

    It is unbelievable that someone like Alan lost all his assets to Judith.

    • @batmanrocks6727
      @batmanrocks6727 Рік тому +2

      Yup and it was all Charlie's fault

    • @devannayar6456
      @devannayar6456 Рік тому +1

      I always wondered about that. Is that how the law works in USA. The wife can take everything and also demand alimony ? How do the courts ensure that the man survives ?

    • @TheDreamingGod-tz4dq
      @TheDreamingGod-tz4dq 7 місяців тому

      ​@@devannayar6456Yes. It's bullshit and they don't care about the men.

  • @dostonUergashev
    @dostonUergashev Рік тому +5

    How does a chiropractor make no money

    • @JmanKO97
      @JmanKO97 3 місяці тому

      When he is Alan Harper

  • @konpsymusic
    @konpsymusic Рік тому

    how do you think he got there 🤣

  • @finnmchugh99
    @finnmchugh99 8 місяців тому

    Tbh i get upsat with my brother when he owes me money sometimes...but thats moreso down to him breaking the game console controllers i pay for due to his FIFA or Fortnite tantrums

  • @davidgibson7632
    @davidgibson7632 8 місяців тому

    $24.50- $30 for a
    Large Popcorn w/ Cheese
    Large Slushy
    Jumbo box of milk duds
    Bagel Dog
    Last weekend I spent $30 on 2 drinks and Large Popcorn 😩

  • @jackmilligan1023
    @jackmilligan1023 Рік тому +3

    Two and a Half Men should’ve ended after Sheen was let go.

  • @indianastarkjones1535
    @indianastarkjones1535 Рік тому +6

    Alan was the cheapest S.O.B. ever.