The World's Best Comebacks and Burns | Two and a Half Men
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- Опубліковано 21 лип 2022
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Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS for twelve seasons. Originally starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones, the series was about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper, his uptight brother, Alan, and Alan's mischievous son, Jake. As Alan's marriage falls apart and divorce appears imminent, he and Jake move into Charlie's beachfront Malibu house and complicate Charlie's freewheeling life. Ashton Kutcher was hired as Walden Schmidt, a billionaire who buys Charlie's house after his death.
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Lydia and Evelyn first meeting was one of the iconic moments of all time!!
YES I REMEMBER THAT.THE SAME STYLE ,COSTUME,REFERENCES ETC
Evelyn was meeting her psychological twin
@@irawilliams343 In show her name is Lidia.They bouth (Evelyn & Lidia)sels houses,same woredrobe(costumes),the right hand at the hip,etc...And at the morning Charlie ,when his mother came and saw how they two talk an act "he was baummm"."I'm sleeping with my mother😅😅😅😅😅
Mirror images
Yes it was!!
As was Berta's line, "The only difference between those 2 women is one of them you came out of one of them you going ...!!"
Berta is the best character ever made. So sad she passed away.
the actor passed away but her character will make people laugh and cheer up for years to come
George Costanza is 1 Berta is Top 10 though
@@citizendissidentiv2488 not even close! George was so annoying! Berta was AWESOME, even on her worse moments!
George comes no where close to Berta...her witty comebacks are pure gold
@@sachinsingh5100 nowhere*
"Not so sexy when it happens to you, huh?" It took me years to FINALLY get that one 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dare I ask what prompted the comparison?
AND what took you so long?
The best 😂😂😂😂😂
It's gonna take a LOOOOOONG time for this show to age out.
I still watch the first few seasons late at night before going to sleep. It never gets stale. Another sitcom cast with magical chemistry and stellar writers attuned to each character's personality.
Conchata was perfect for the role of Berta.
Both Berta & Evelyn had mostly great lines but she always knocked it out of the park, even with weaker jokes.
What to say ??you are right and just wana send you 👍👍💖💖💖💖💖
"Going in or coming out?" Best comeback ever! You do not fuck with Berta XDXD
Guffaw! Too funny!
You got that right!! Luv Berta RIP
Got that right never fuck with Berta
Evelyn: Berta, can I have some coffee?
Berta: What's stopping you?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Berta was SAVAGE. I love her. Evelyn was great, smiling and throwing major shade.
“ A pitcher of margaritas and a cheap gas station condom.” Poor Alan. He was doomed since at conception. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aren't we all?
Imagine a vile vermin mother who calls her son an accident and unplanned child 😢
With all due respect to Charlie, who will always be number one, these two ladies definitely were close contenders. Fire. 🔥
Them fiery redheads
"going in or coming out" CLEVER!!!
The car theft and sodomy line was really good. Rest in peace Conchata, you are missed.
Berta and Charlie had an amazing chemistry
it was a tv show
@@davidjones-vx9juOk?
Two and a half men one of the best shows ever. Too bad it ended. RIP Berta.
It end for me when Charlie Sheen imploded.
Evelyn's sarcasm is gold 😂😂
I absolutely loved Berta on the show 😂
Those two characters are so amazing! They really made me scream every time they were on. Berta, rest her soul, just killed me with her stuff.
Back off Zippy, you want pillow talk you have to spoon me first….🤣
🤣🤣🤣 had me dying
The girls, without any doubt, got the much more savage lines.
As long as we are discussing dinner choices, why don't you bite me!! 😂😂😂😂 Berta was the best!!
Pitcher of margaritas, and a gas station condom..
Hilarious 😂
Zippy
"Going in or coming out"😂😂😂
Evelyn & Berta made that show extraordinary ❤❤
and Rose
I just loved Berta, she was the best. No one else could have played that character as good. RIP Conchetta
Berta had some of the best lines in this series...and delivered wonderfully.
After a long days work I loved coming home & watching this show to bring smiles & joy to my day.
Ye,but i look that at evening
To sleep happyle
She was one of the reasons as to why TWO AND HALF MEN
was so much of a great show.
R.I.P and thanks for the laughter.
One of the best shows ever made in tv history until season 8
OMG! This show wouldn't have been the same without Berta! She had me 😂😂😂😂😂, every single time!
"Back off Zippy! You want pillow talk, you gotta spoon me first." 😂😂😂😂 R.I.P my sweet, foul-mouthed, say it like it is, Berta. ❤️❤️❤️
Berta and Evelyn who where the only ones who could put Charlie in his place . Allen was easy bait for Charlie . But those two had Charlie’s number 😂
You had the scene, but you missed berta saying "might as well take one of these sacks, since yours is empty" One of her best lines of the whole show!
Berta must be one of the best characters ever to grace the TV screen. Conchata Ferrell's role of Berta just makes this series a hit. I watched this series just to see her demolish all who got in her way.
Berta was the heart and soul of the show. Love Conchata Ferrel
YES YESVYES☺😅😅😅😅😅💖💖💖💖💖💖
Berta was the BEST! She stole the show. I loved her!
6:42 should be advice in every new marrige . This is gold .🤣🤣😅
I love Berta she was funny as hell
RIP Berta, best character in this show, bar none
"And lipstick 💄 on his hoo hoo", indeed Evelyn!!!!!
And lest any of us forget, R.I.P. Berta, you will be deeply missed, thanks for all the laughs, keep'em laughing up in heaven.
Berta's spoon me comment just got me! 🤣
After Charlie Left, Alan and Berta were Keeping the Show Up till the 12th season.
After Charlie left, the show sucked
@@scottlancaster4503 Yeah, Walden is No Match for Charlie. Berta and Alan were The Only Ones Keeping the show up, Not Walden.
@@scottlancaster4503 It started going downhill for me when Jake grew up.
@@scottlancaster4503 fuckin insane true dude...lmfao
@@ElChavo1128 totaly agree with you dude
R.I.P. BERTA u beautiful funny lady❤
2:47 his face LOL
The 2 most savage characters on the show no contest
She was one of the funniest character. May God rest her soul ❤🙏
There is no god. Grow up.
One of The greatest shows ever made
YEEÈEEEEESSSS😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Berta was an absolute legend RIP.
THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME
Berta is the queen they should do a young Berta I'd watch that lmfao
Yes,good good idea!!Smth, like "young Sheldon" from "The big bang.."
Back off Zippy 😂
A forever famous line
You want pillow talk you gotta spoon me first
@@Homelander489
While a funny one, the thought of it occurring is tough to envision (LOL)!
Let's be honest, Evelyn wasn't prepared for that bus ad line
Gosh, I miss this show!
loved this show and all played the parts so well
This show was not the same after Charlie Sheen got fired. Ashton Kutcher just didn’t have the same comedy genius as Charlie.
Zippy carried this show afterwards
💯💯💯💯💯💯
That's the truth?
@@old_school_oldies Yes he did he's so funny
True
"Berta" should have had her own show after Charlie died appropriately entitled "Berta"!
Yes yes yes ❤❤❤👌👌👌👌
0:47 surprised me when I found out that roses father is played by Charlie Sheen’s actual father
Yes his name is Martin Sheen, great actor in his own right. I knew him before Charlie was even out of grade school.
YES, a good one😅😅😅😅
*Rose's
Watch "Wall Street", great movie, he plays Charlie's father there.
He also played uncle Ben in The Amazing Spider-Man.
The Best Show EVER during the Charlie Harper Years … Once Charlie Sheen was ousted the show jump the shark BIG TIME!!!
I though that they'd make a compilation of Berta & Evelyn trading insults to each other... Not disappointed though
Charlie: Are you kidding me who knows more about girls than your uncle Charlie?
Berta: Warren Beatty, Bill Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell
LOVE Berta🥰🥰🥰 RIP!
Should have called it “Berta’s best hits”
Berta reminds me so much of my mom!
3:41 bait and switch ironically enough my uncle said that 😆
RIP, Conchata Farrell...
I think God gave us children so death won't be such a disappointment...... best quote and very true !!!!!
Berta and Charly are so legit underrated
God, what I’d do to have an aunt like Berta…
Excellent writing
Great show and great cast 😊
What "genius" decided to add the annoying background noise??? 🙄🙄🙄😴😴😴
Evelyn is the Barney of this show.
i wish i had a maid like Berta
6:34: YOU FORGOT TO OUT WHEN BERTHA SAID: "BUT THERE WAS NO ONE BETTER"
😂All the actors and actresses were fantastic on Two & A Half Men😂
Love this show forever
7:26 my favourite 😂
Berta is gold.godbless chick.
2:56 This is still the funniest joke in the show.
Why TF did they add music to this - so distracting.
Might be too fool copyright auto checks
@@aimilianoskoulouris3195 That could be it, thank you.
I was thinking the same thing !
@@aimilianoskoulouris3195 This is a Warner Brothers video. They own the content, who's gonna sue them?
🙏🙏🙏🙏 PIP Berta .....always kept it real 😍😍😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
Berta is my hero!!!!
Don't mess with Berta!
Say what!! This is always been one of my number one sitcoms TV shows... The thing I love about it the whole cast is hilarious even the guest, Charlie's no joke he got real booze on the set, my dude 🍻
Berta was the best thing to come outta West Virginia since Jerry West. RIP...
Is so weird to think Evelen and Berta are both the same age
I love Berta she is quick witted.
Lipstick on his huhu🤣
I think it's hoohoo
@@sourabhkarmakar8040 thanks, stands corrected😄
charlie family after having pre wedding dinner with mia's family--
alan- well, that was uncomfortable !!!
charlie- no no, sand in my urethra is uncomfartable.. that dinner was a freakin disaster!
I’ll never get over the favt that they didn’t create that scene in the restaurant. It would be iconic 😂
Three very wise women there lol absolutely brilliant 🤣🤣🤣
2 of my favorite characters.
The Best show ever!!!!! I love it
Berta had one burn too many and her flame got put out.
One of the best show ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if they are planning a reboot.
This suddenly appeared on my timeline.
Berta Vs Carla from Cheers would be amazing
Be4ta was so Savage
Mulder and Scully 😂😂
Freaking Awesome👍👍 show❤️❤️🤗🤗👍👍
Who else here would have fired Berta not longer than after her first week at your house?
Miss this show
We love her
Berta is freaking awesome 👍☝️