Alan and Jake Move Out | Two and a Half Men
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- “You call him a loser all the time!”
Season 8 Episode 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
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"So I'm losing my weekend beach house?"
"Yeah, but you're gaining a whole family."
"I rather have a weekend beach house." 😂
Same
I’d rather have a weekend beach house than a family with Alan, Lyndsey and Eldridge.
Eldridge"i don't want to go to military school"
let's keep that option open. lol
That dumb shit joins the army with Jake when there was a help wanted sign at the food court at the mall lol
I thought Charlie was going to live happily ever after. Imagine the parties 😭😭
That's the trouble with kids these days: not enough trauma!"
The fact that I heard this exact phrase from a distant uncle 😂...!
I've heard something to that effect from someone I share a birthday with! (We're in mid-40s now)
Latino & Asian Parents in a Nutshell:
"I should write a book on parenting" lol
Funny. Since his kids were taken out of his house back in 2011. They might be old enough to drive now.
@@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation You do realize Charlie Sheen is not Charlie Harper?
@@afonsodeportugal It’s just a role like he’s Charlie Goodson on Anger Management
Eldridge: you call him a loser all the time'
Jake: "he's my dad, i'm allowed"
That is true. Just like Alan is allowed to call Jake dumb. lol
Dumb and Dumber or Beavis and Butt-Head!😂😂
Eldridge - that was a total accident 😝
I don’t wanna live with him
Interestingly, the auto-generated captions say "Gabe porn"😆
Eldridge - oh man, did he knock you up? 😅🤣
Don't dude him, dude 😀
I can understand why Jake would be upset about losing his weekend beach house who wouldn’t want a weekend beach house in Malibu?
Not enough trauma 😂 he s hundred percent right
Unfortunately he's actually right.
The way charlie was sooo happy
Jake should be allowed to call Alan a “loser” since that should be the only privilege of being his son.
If that's the case, then Alan should be allowed to call his son out when he's being a moron... which is all the time.
@@matthewrose4797 He’s called Jake different disappointing names and I don’t blame him.
@@GTAnativeInXboxAndPlayStation I don't either.
3:02 Excuse us. Walk!
3:03 Dude!
3:04 Don’t “Dude” me. I’m in no mood for “Dude”.
3:13 Dude!
3:14 Don’t “Dude” him dude.
3:22 It was a rhetorical question. I don’t give a rats ass!
3:35 Here’s $500.
3:59 I should write a book on parenting.
Yeah we can see and hear, why on earth did you put so much time into that reply 🤦♂️
Dude. U ve time 😂😂😂😂
Go get a job
Lindsey - what do you call me
After that offer of $100 a month, like a $1000 a year
I could hear Beavis and Butthead's phlegm laughs.
It was around the time he started dating Lyndsey that Alan became a complete pathic looser instead of the uptight responsible brother
True. His downfall had started before, but it accelerated after Lyndsey.
💯% accurate
@@afonsodeportugaldownfall? Looser Alan was hilarious
@@gerdtt79 Not really. The Alan from the later seasons was annoying and path...c. I honestly don't understand how people can laugh at such poor role models like Alan Harper, George Costanza from Seinfeld, or any of the "guys" from Friends. Adult infancy is never funny, especially when it becomes perpetual.
The very minimum to be an adult male is to a have a steady job, own your own house/car and never accept a woman who doesn't respect you. NEVER!
Alan not only failed on all those criteria, but he was also cheap, ungrateful, and way too effeminate, to the point of dating a transgender and kissing Walden. It's just too much, he has absolutely no redeeming qualities by the end of the show.
Jone Cryer is a fantastic actor, but the writers slaughtered Alan on the altar of cheap comedy. They did even worse with Jake, BTW. Instead of making them grow up throughout the show, they made them increasingly child-like. Which is quite remarkable given that Jake started as a child. 😥
@afonsodeportugal Jon Cryer is not a good actor, he was just being himself, he's an idiot just like that in real life.
They don't want to go to military school but sometime later they both join the army
Charlie is the real father figure.
Lindsey really failed Eldridge
Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂
Those 2 remind me of two of my friends
1:13 Same. It attracts women more. Family scares them away. Plus, it interferes with your sex life.
You're Mr. Whack-a-mole, not me!
In fairness to Uncle Charlie, miscellaneous is hard to spell.
I'm in no mood for dude😂😂😂
2:50$ 2:50$ 😂😂😂🤦🏻🤦🏻
3:45 😂$100 DOLLARS A MONTH? WOW THAT WILL BE $1000 DOLLARS A YEAR😂
THEY ARE BRAINLESS😂 1 YEAR=12 MONTHS X $100 = $1200 😂
It's funny how Jake thinks he's going to be more successful than his father being less bright than him.
It’s hard to believe that Jake and Elderage are besties .
It was time for the airing of grievances
I got a lot of problems with you people, and now, you're gonna hear about it!
“ that was a rhetorical question, I don’t give a rats ass “
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 typical deadbeat uncle shit, classic Charlie
❤
2:29.2:33.3:02.3:14.3:22.3:34.
With Lindsey he downfall of the show started imho.
Charlie looks really rough here. Was this close to the meltdown?
pretty sure all of season 8 he looked like that
5 months earlier
Charile voice sounds different
He was on heavy drugs during the filming of season 8
He's also barely keeping his eyes open
0:30 I AM A WOMAN. I DO NOT THINK THAT "MAN KNOCKS UP THE WOMAN" IN THE MATTER OF GETTING THE WOMAN PREGNANT, THE WOMAN IS THE ONE THAT GETS PREGNANT THEREFORE , IF SHE DOES NOT WANT TO GET PREGNANT AND WANT TO HAVE SEX IT IS HER RESPONSIBILITY TO TAKE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS/USE CONDOMS/IUD/DO INJECTIONS WHATEVER TAKES NOT TO GET PREGNANT, IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY!!!
A prime example of why a man should not knock up a woman.