Ghost Rider Pitch Meeting

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  • @graemeedwards5856
    @graemeedwards5856 4 роки тому +6019

    "And the Ghost Rider stumbles across this bad guy whose mugging this jellicle lady."
    Callbacks to previous Pitches are TIGHT!

    • @anthonyabrego9185
      @anthonyabrego9185 4 роки тому +133

      I never realized that was her lol

    • @brucewiliams4779
      @brucewiliams4779 4 роки тому +87

      That part killed me 😂😂😂

    • @guitarman0365
      @guitarman0365 4 роки тому +232

      You could almost say it was Pitch Perfect

    • @wholelottalight
      @wholelottalight 4 роки тому +116

      I wondered why that somehow made sense to me. Cats and street criminals are so jellicle.

    • @chambersr1176
      @chambersr1176 4 роки тому +38

      Cats pitch meeting

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 роки тому +5566

    So why doesn't the devil have power over his son in this realm?
    Pitch guy fumbles through his notes for about 20 seconds.
    "Because."
    I think this explains a lot of decisions in Hollywood.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 4 роки тому +149

      Usually that 20 second pause is required for the next line of cocaine at a hollywood pitch meeting. =)

    • @Zokyden
      @Zokyden 4 роки тому +74

      One of my favorite parts of this pitch meeting

    • @subman23
      @subman23 4 роки тому +48

      I'm gonna need you to get aaaalll the way of my back about that

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 4 роки тому +20

      Yep, apparently they are more concerned about writing good stories rather than cover every nitpicked detail. But hey, I heard that the disney remakes do cover most of the nitpicked nonsense so those movies must be right up your alley.

    • @kronr7245
      @kronr7245 4 роки тому +12

      @@jamesanthony8438 lol 20 seconds......they don't have that kinda time

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 4 роки тому +2007

    “Who’s mugging this jellicle lady.”
    Aww, references are TIGHT!

    • @thevilonesfr
      @thevilonesfr 3 роки тому +12

      😂😂

    • @jimcoady9981
      @jimcoady9981 3 роки тому +49

      I’m happy to see others didn’t miss this 😂😂

    • @BigMac0369
      @BigMac0369 3 роки тому +16

      Stealing comments is also TIGHT!

    • @manyregrets8650
      @manyregrets8650 3 роки тому +60

      @@BigMac0369 Stealing comments is also TIGHT!

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 3 роки тому +13

      I've seen the cats pitch, but why did he call Roxanne that here? Eva Mendes wasn’t in cats, was she?

  • @CitizenKen01
    @CitizenKen01 4 роки тому +3653

    Fun fact: the Director revealed the reason Sam Eliot Ghost Rider wasn’t in the final fight and leaves is simply because they didn’t have the budget for two Ghost Riders in the sequence.
    Oh well :/

    • @EddyOtway
      @EddyOtway 4 роки тому +84

      Fun fact, filmed in Melbourne Australia (must've been cheaper)

    • @KamiKaze43v3r
      @KamiKaze43v3r 4 роки тому +131

      all i rmb from the movie was every villain died in the most nonclimatic way with barely a fight...

    • @tonyblake7569
      @tonyblake7569 4 роки тому +271

      Kinda funny because if they knew they were not going to do it because of that then why even have him change? Could have easily just said he lots his powers years ago. That way he could train him but wouldn't have to waste money on him changing for no reason.

    • @samuelhatlestad6676
      @samuelhatlestad6676 4 роки тому +12

      I figured that was the case

    • @Alexanderiii
      @Alexanderiii 4 роки тому +124

      Wow wow wow! Not having enough budget to film two Ghost Riders in the same fight is TIGHT!

  • @phara0h6nyne56
    @phara0h6nyne56 4 роки тому +4536

    I thought he was going to go through the papers and say “it says here to get all the way off my back” . But “because” is good too.

    • @JayGamerShow
      @JayGamerShow 4 роки тому +130

      'Fair enough'

    • @richardw2977
      @richardw2977 4 роки тому +88

      That's what we're going with.

    • @nocturnalbrolyfury5704
      @nocturnalbrolyfury5704 4 роки тому +73

      Oh ok let me get off of that thing real quick you devil!

    • @johnpacheco79
      @johnpacheco79 3 роки тому +39

      i thought he was going with the "I don't know" lol

    • @Tobi.O
      @Tobi.O 3 роки тому +10

      I was waiting for that too yo 😂

  • @HartyBiker
    @HartyBiker 4 роки тому +4899

    That was the most anticipated "because" in youtube history

    • @wify0241
      @wify0241 4 роки тому +15

      I really wanna like this comment but... it’s 666

    • @ahcenamer6435
      @ahcenamer6435 4 роки тому +15

      @@wify0241 now it 777

    • @wify0241
      @wify0241 4 роки тому +13

      @@ahcenamer6435 for me 776 so I made it 777

    • @sadagusfate
      @sadagusfate 4 роки тому +4

      @@wify0241 how dare you get rid of the most important number

    • @wify0241
      @wify0241 4 роки тому +1

      @@sadagusfate I did no such thing

  • @akirak1871
    @akirak1871 4 роки тому +1001

    I'm an aspiring fiction writer, and I think watching Pitch Meetings has made me better at it... Basically, I imagine that my story gets made into a movie, then I try to come up with things that these two characters might say about it. And basically, if there's a lot of "because", "I don't know", or "so the movie can happen", that's my clue that I've left a giant plot hole that should probably be addressed.

    • @amandatatendamutangadura
      @amandatatendamutangadura 2 роки тому +74

      That's really cool. Keep it up

    • @martyncurrill2766
      @martyncurrill2766 2 роки тому +43

      That's actually a genius way to go about things. Also imagine it gets covered by Cinemasins. Has much the same effect.

    • @creerlloydllanos9044
      @creerlloydllanos9044 2 роки тому +50

      @@martyncurrill2766 I wouldn't really go on with that idea

    • @imamfakhruddin1015
      @imamfakhruddin1015 2 роки тому +24

      @@martyncurrill2766 Nope

    • @rooty
      @rooty 2 роки тому +20

      But you can say that about almost any story. I can't really think of a book or movie without plot holes, apart from stories where absolutely nothing happens. The trick is to make the story so engaging you don't notice or don't care about them.

  • @noxlupa2996
    @noxlupa2996 4 роки тому +571

    1:45
    “Why doesn’t have power over his son?”
    Me: because?
    “I’m actually glad you asked!”
    Oh we’re getting an explanation that’s nice :D
    *15 seconds later
    “BECAUSE.”
    *this man is a legend*

    • @AZDfox
      @AZDfox 4 роки тому +6

      If you're interested, I do have an explanation for that

    • @estefanolivares4159
      @estefanolivares4159 4 роки тому +4

      @@AZDfox I am interested

    • @AZDfox
      @AZDfox 4 роки тому +23

      @@estefanolivares4159 The Devil is bound by the same free will that lead to his fall. That's why he always makes deals; because he can't force anyone to do anything. He didn't FORCE Adam and Eve to sin; he just convinced them. This explains not only why he can't control his son in the movie, but also why he can't just take the power back.

    • @pythonking16.59
      @pythonking16.59 4 роки тому +2

      Why are there over 10 comments on this thread saying the same thing?

    • @estefanolivares4159
      @estefanolivares4159 4 роки тому +14

      @@pythonking16.59 whoops
      Whoopsie

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 4 роки тому +331

    "I'm just kinda doing stuff" is probably the best line for this one

    • @silastmales1516
      @silastmales1516 3 роки тому +5

      69th like. Wow wow wow... Wow!

    • @kellnola
      @kellnola 3 роки тому +6

      that's my all time fave ... "stuff's just kinda happening" or "I'm just kinda doing stuff"

    • @LangueTech
      @LangueTech 3 роки тому

      Yeah I didn’t get that one but it made me laugh all the same

  • @RandyGBH
    @RandyGBH 4 роки тому +1775

    I’ve binge watched all of the pitch meetings and it’s the only thing going for this channel. I hope this guy gets paid big bucks!

    • @blanktom6049
      @blanktom6049 4 роки тому +263

      The guy playing the producer get paid a lot.. he's a pretty big youtube star. The screenwriter guy is pretty green so i doubt he gets paid all that much.

    • @illogicmath
      @illogicmath 4 роки тому +74

      Same for me. I'm subscribed to the channel only because these two guys so much alike. Are they family related?

    • @omgkid
      @omgkid 4 роки тому +32

      Pitch meetings carrying me all the way through this lockdown

    • @togepreee
      @togepreee 4 роки тому +42

      Literally the only good content on this channel

    • @itsthatguy7713
      @itsthatguy7713 4 роки тому +23

      He's also got his own channel.

  • @enocalvarado6350
    @enocalvarado6350 4 роки тому +913

    “I’ve never been in a date before, nor have I ever met a human woman” hahaha I died 🤣🤣

    • @Levi-xb5sz
      @Levi-xb5sz 4 роки тому +17

      Ok yeah that makes sense

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 роки тому +3

      @@Levi-xb5sz I read it as he said it 😂!

    • @MrMovieRecaps
      @MrMovieRecaps 4 роки тому +3

      Always puts a smile on my face when Ryan does these!

    • @hunterc.5415
      @hunterc.5415 4 роки тому +15

      It makes sense considering how Ryan lives in a universe of only Ryan's

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrMovieRecaps "This, this does put a smile on my face."

  • @brucelucasjr5856
    @brucelucasjr5856 2 роки тому +188

    I love how he threw the word Jellicle in there. Throwbacks to previously pitched movies are TIGHT

  • @rachelppython
    @rachelppython 4 роки тому +693

    "Who does he scream at?"
    "I don't know... uh nobody, I guess."
    "So he just walks in the desert and screams at nobody?"
    "He does."
    Me too, Devil's Son, me too.

    • @tonyblake7569
      @tonyblake7569 4 роки тому +30

      Waiting for ghostrider 3 where the villain sometimes just cries into a pillow so I can sympathize like you do here.

    • @mightypurplelicious1625
      @mightypurplelicious1625 4 роки тому +8

      That’s called
      **insanity!!**

    • @albertgein3082
      @albertgein3082 4 роки тому +5

      Ive never heard of a more nicholas cage thing to do!!!

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized 3 роки тому +1

      @@tonyblake7569 Ah so you mean the Joker movie. 😭 🤡

    • @CharlyKrahmer
      @CharlyKrahmer 2 роки тому

      @@mightypurplelicious1625 Oh, insanity... Straitjackets are TIGHT!

  • @baba58201
    @baba58201 4 роки тому +909

    Hades: So you have a soul for me?
    Hades' Minion: Yes Sir, I do.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 роки тому +36

      BTW, Hollywood made him Greek Satan, he's actually one of the more calm and stable gods.

    • @jjs8426
      @jjs8426 4 роки тому +4

      @@berengustav7714 who raped persephone

    • @zinkheroofyoutube8004
      @zinkheroofyoutube8004 4 роки тому +12

      JJS Actually no, he just kidnapped her (Still bad though)

    • @caliph95
      @caliph95 4 роки тому +19

      Unfortunately the bar for the Greek pantheon is very low

    • @zinkheroofyoutube8004
      @zinkheroofyoutube8004 4 роки тому +8

      Beren OfNumenor Actually the most stable would be Hestia

  • @theladyamalthea
    @theladyamalthea 3 роки тому +612

    Awkwardly flipping pages to look for answers that aren’t there is TIGHT!

    • @UberMiguel603
      @UberMiguel603 3 роки тому +4

      At least he finally actually uses his stage prop for once..

    • @LPChipi
      @LPChipi 3 роки тому +5

      Looks like my college experience is TIGHT then

    • @madgamer_india4629
      @madgamer_india4629 4 місяці тому

      @@LPChipi lol

  • @Rizky-im2vh
    @Rizky-im2vh 4 роки тому +816

    Me: "So you have Pitch Meeting for me..."
    UA-cam: "Yes sir I do..."

  • @notme222
    @notme222 4 роки тому +612

    "Mugging this Jellicle lady."
    I don't think I've ever heard anything that was so funny and broke my brain at the same time.

    • @phara0h6nyne56
      @phara0h6nyne56 4 роки тому +19

      notme222 I CRIED laughing . 😂 I did it. E’en know it was rebel wilson until he said that.

    • @quistan2
      @quistan2 4 роки тому +10

      I had to pause to the video to laugh that for while, So frikkin glad I watched the Cats pitch meeting knowing I'd never watch that movie. Priceless

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 4 роки тому +3

      @@quistan2 Lindsay Ellis has a deep dive and it's accurately titled, "Why is Cats?"

  • @ZillaTheTegu
    @ZillaTheTegu 3 роки тому +849

    Missed the most random part in the movie. When the two Ghost Riders are traveling the deasert, they randomly burn up an iguana lizard. And since Ghost Riders powers are all about destroying evil things, that was one evil iguana.

    • @abhinavsumesh2549
      @abhinavsumesh2549 3 роки тому +87

      Evil iguana was the final boss 😂😂

    • @pletosul01
      @pletosul01 3 роки тому +84

      Evil iguanas are tight

    • @adg5889
      @adg5889 3 роки тому +4

      Nostalgia Critic fan? XD

    • @gabrielpetroni8347
      @gabrielpetroni8347 3 роки тому +48

      That was Iguana Loki

    • @jimdopango
      @jimdopango 3 роки тому +24

      Burning that iguana was actually an exceedingly clever reference to Raising Arizona.

  • @CheeksE-yi8mt
    @CheeksE-yi8mt 4 роки тому +238

    The “BECAUSE” pay off was TIGHT! Hey you should do a predator movie

    • @y4j1981
      @y4j1981 4 роки тому +1

      He has..at least the later ones

    • @CheeksE-yi8mt
      @CheeksE-yi8mt 4 роки тому +1

      Joshua Harris I was hoping he’d get the second alien vs predator lol I couldn’t stand that movie

  • @eon001
    @eon001 4 роки тому +1048

    Back when studios just wanted a copy and paste super hero origin story to emulate Spidermans success. Ghost Rider would be a better horror movie than action adventure.

    • @rodrigozarza7225
      @rodrigozarza7225 4 роки тому +20

      I had the same impression if this movie last time i Saw it

    • @taurinstraiter2325
      @taurinstraiter2325 4 роки тому +19

      But the villian looks more like a carbon copy of blade (1998). So there's that.

    • @yugbhardwaj9744
      @yugbhardwaj9744 4 роки тому +2

      Paste*

    • @alexandruv.3390
      @alexandruv.3390 4 роки тому +23

      Not necesarily... Agents of SHIELD made a pretty bad ass Ghost Rider (Robbie), and that wasn't horror

    • @eon001
      @eon001 4 роки тому +33

      @@alexandruv.3390 It was faithful to the comics that for sure. I just feel the character as a whole is more suited to horror. You could have a movie from the pov of the villain and just have Ghost Rider hunt him down like Jason in Halloween.

  • @worththeshiner4541
    @worththeshiner4541 3 роки тому +531

    "Yeah Johnny! Kill that street criminal. Take his life" an amazing line

    • @ReneAensland
      @ReneAensland 2 роки тому +10

      I died lol

    • @dudesayingthings
      @dudesayingthings 2 роки тому

      Yeah Johnny! Kill that street criminal. Take his life. Johnny B. Goode!

    • @JakeLYT
      @JakeLYT Рік тому +22

      ​@@ReneAensland no the street criminal did

    • @xwarriorone
      @xwarriorone Рік тому +2

      Like Dominic Torreto

    • @Traisas
      @Traisas 7 місяців тому +1

      @@xwarrioronelol his family is going to have to mourn him

  • @GameSpyDarkAge
    @GameSpyDarkAge 4 роки тому +56

    When he was scrolling through the script, I knew what was coming, but that delivery was perfect!!!!

  • @sphakamisozondi
    @sphakamisozondi 4 роки тому +306

    01:47, that was genius. Ryan's face when he's looking for the reason in the script is freaking priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    *Edit:* reminds me of high school, when the teacher is asking for his/her homework from u.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 роки тому +8

      I died dead

    • @samkaranja5709
      @samkaranja5709 4 роки тому +14

      I was hoping he'd say "because get off my back"

    • @Vejitatheouji
      @Vejitatheouji 4 роки тому +4

      @@samkaranja5709 Gotta change it up every once in a while.

    • @wraith-kj4gl
      @wraith-kj4gl 4 роки тому +5

      When the teacher asks for your homework but you ´ve been wachting Ghost Rider the whole night

    • @akira9031
      @akira9031 4 роки тому

      @@LuisSierra42 that is what dying does

  • @ShawnBlaque
    @ShawnBlaque 4 роки тому +180

    "So the Devil only has the power to give someone else the power to deal with this?"
    "That's what we're going with"
    LOL

  • @Victorio667553
    @Victorio667553 4 роки тому +61

    3:17 - Jellicle lady? Oh! Cats! She was in Cats! It's a Cat's reference! How clever 🤣

  • @IROC400
    @IROC400 4 роки тому +62

    I never would've thought Ghost Rider couldn't stand up to scrutiny or light logic. Well done Ryan.

  • @njnjhjh8918
    @njnjhjh8918 4 роки тому +798

    This probably won't be too controversial a statement, but Eva Mendes is hot.

    • @patrickdevries5293
      @patrickdevries5293 4 роки тому +59

      Id happily sell my soul for her

    • @rolandlee6898
      @rolandlee6898 4 роки тому +182

      Eva Mendes is TIGHT!
      -Ryan Gosling

    • @iare19
      @iare19 4 роки тому +12

      That mole lowers the score to about 6/10. Sorry but I keep looking at it.

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 роки тому +8

      @@rolandlee6898 Well, probably not so much anymore, LOL!

    • @renzjericho8635
      @renzjericho8635 4 роки тому +2

      Hmm

  • @GB-xt7zm
    @GB-xt7zm 4 роки тому +1378

    At least they didn't make his head a cloud.

  • @nicoleabed2480
    @nicoleabed2480 4 роки тому +346

    Why doesn't the devil have any control over his son in this realm?
    Me: because
    Ryan: thumbing through papers.... Because!
    Me: I've watched way too many of these 😂

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose 4 роки тому +21

      One does not simply watch too many Pitch Meetings!

    • @darthwithit417
      @darthwithit417 4 роки тому +14

      I was hoping for a "I don't know" there 😅

    • @discipleofthecapedbaldy962
      @discipleofthecapedbaldy962 4 роки тому +16

      Was expecting a sudden "Yeah I'm gonna need you to get aaaaaall the way off my back", but Because was perfect lol

    • @theunknownreturns
      @theunknownreturns 4 роки тому +10

      I was expecting "I need you to get all the way off my back..."

    • @lainwakura
      @lainwakura 4 роки тому +4

      I immediately knew he was going to say 'because' lol.

  • @benjaminlore6633
    @benjaminlore6633 3 роки тому +80

    "i haven't met a human woman"
    of course you haven't ryan. everyone is a clone of you

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +314

    Mephisto: So, will you give me your soul or what?
    Johnny: Yes, *barely an inconvenience*

    • @HiHi-lt1cb
      @HiHi-lt1cb 4 роки тому +8

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache I see you on every video I watch! XD

    • @InsertCreativeusername_
      @InsertCreativeusername_ 4 роки тому +4

      Wow wow wow wow

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 4 роки тому +2

      It was actually super easy, but a lot of inconvenience.

    • @tanaybhatia11
      @tanaybhatia11 4 роки тому +6

      He's here he's there he's everywhere

    • @supersaiyanbro
      @supersaiyanbro 4 роки тому +2

      Dude how are u everywhere

  • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
    @A_Dopamine_Molecule 4 роки тому +112

    Screenrant videos might be hit or miss, but I will never get tired of these.

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 4 роки тому +7

      These videos are tight

    • @DanKaschel
      @DanKaschel 4 роки тому +3

      sweetcinnamonpnchkin it’ll be difficult to keep making these and still be entertaining

    • @ncrawford5673
      @ncrawford5673 4 роки тому +9

      @@DanKaschel actually it's super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 4 роки тому +1

      @@ncrawford5673 oh really?!
      Yea, were just going to hold ryan hostage and keep "entertaining" our audience

  • @myellatorres2110
    @myellatorres2110 3 роки тому +688

    “His dad has a nasty cough”
    “Well that’s probably nothing right?”
    People in 2020/2021: uhhh

    • @utubebgay
      @utubebgay 3 роки тому +12

      nah, it's okay... it was just cancer.

    • @donwhiteley3293
      @donwhiteley3293 3 роки тому +9

      Oh no! Might be the 'rona! He may have up to a 1.5% chance of dying!

    • @neilkurzman4907
      @neilkurzman4907 3 роки тому +11

      @@donwhiteley3293 1.5% of the population of the United States is almost 5 million dead.

    • @smg4reblooperd182
      @smg4reblooperd182 3 роки тому +3

      @@neilkurzman4907 wait that's all phew

    • @neilkurzman4907
      @neilkurzman4907 3 роки тому +1

      @@smg4reblooperd182
      I thought people learned to do percents in elementary school.

  • @panpsyren6406
    @panpsyren6406 4 роки тому +480

    "why?"
    "....because"
    "that works!"
    i wish my boss was so accepting

    • @panpsyren6406
      @panpsyren6406 4 роки тому +1

      @@jellyfishi_ thanks

    • @panpsyren6406
      @panpsyren6406 4 роки тому +1

      was kind of wasted is my excuse

    • @Dzurky
      @Dzurky 3 роки тому +1

      that scene killed me

  • @chaihill1837
    @chaihill1837 4 роки тому +1436

    At least Nick Cage got his redemption in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. Best choice for an animated comic book character in 2018.

    • @jkfozul2316
      @jkfozul2316 4 роки тому +44

      Chai Hill ohh my god the Rubix cube but had my dying

    • @kakashiMEK
      @kakashiMEK 4 роки тому +43

      Nic Cage is love, he needs no redemption!

    • @loganricherson
      @loganricherson 4 роки тому +11

      Who did he play, I forgot?
      Edit: thank you to the people that told me that he played Spiderman Noir, so more people don't need to keep telling me

    • @Imurai
      @Imurai 4 роки тому +26

      @@loganricherson Peter Parker

    • @chaihill1837
      @chaihill1837 4 роки тому +38

      @@loganricherson Spider-Man noir

  • @ajsy1276
    @ajsy1276 4 роки тому +113

    "The next day he wakes up and meet the guy called the caretaker that shows up his stab wound"
    "Wait so ghost rider getting stabbed resulted to Johnny having a stab wound"
    "That's right"
    "But you said he also got crushed by a truck"
    "Whoops"
    "Whoopsie"

  • @clementsimunyu5616
    @clementsimunyu5616 4 роки тому +96

    “So the devil only has the power to give someone the power to deal with this”. “Thats what we are goin with” 😂. Made a lot of sense to me as kid though.....

    • @Harvey_Mod
      @Harvey_Mod 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @tonyblake7569
      @tonyblake7569 4 роки тому +5

      Probably because as a kid you could relate.
      Parents tell you to go do something.
      Kid: Why don't you do it?
      Parent: That's what I had you for.

  • @abhitripathi78
    @abhitripathi78 4 роки тому +46

    A Pitch Meeting for WESTWORLD would be 'Super Hard Surely Will Be An Inconvenience ' but it would be TIGHT!!!

  • @aninditasakti
    @aninditasakti 4 роки тому +234

    Teacher: "Why gravity in Mars and Earth is different?"
    Me: "Because..."
    Teacher: "Well yeah that's works"

    • @MangoRiko
      @MangoRiko 3 роки тому

      Only two replies over a year later?

    • @TokyoBlue587
      @TokyoBlue587 3 роки тому +3

      "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about gravity"

    • @smhmyhead8017
      @smhmyhead8017 3 роки тому

      Because they have different masses

    • @Fuzzyjamez
      @Fuzzyjamez 3 роки тому

      This a very clever way to get UA-cam comment sections to do your science homework for you

    • @pedroribeiro1130
      @pedroribeiro1130 3 роки тому

      ...Because they have different masses and turning speed, both of which effect gravity.
      Mars is far smaller than Earth.

  • @ballybunion9
    @ballybunion9 4 роки тому +106

    So, there are seven of them altogether. Or am I forgetting one?
    1. [Something] is TIGHT!
    2. yeah, yeah, yeah!
    3. Whoops! ... Whoopsie!
    4. get all the way off my back about that
    5. wow wow wow ... wow
    6. I don't know!
    7. Super easy ... barely an inconvenience

  • @Alexanderbuilds2001
    @Alexanderbuilds2001 4 роки тому +1220

    Well when he puts it that way, the movie doesn’t make any sense.

    • @robertnew4507
      @robertnew4507 4 роки тому +35

      70 percent don't.

    • @MrMovieRecaps
      @MrMovieRecaps 4 роки тому +60

      Another Nicholas Cage masterpiece lol

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 4 роки тому +43

      @@MrMovieRecaps in all honestly this movie and the daredevil movie were my classic movies when I was a child.

    • @MrMovieRecaps
      @MrMovieRecaps 4 роки тому +7

      Jordan Wheeler nothing wrong with that at all my friend! Though I never really enjoyed Daredevil, Ghost Rider is life Nicholas Cage and who doesn’t love that!

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 роки тому +14

      Practically no nicholas cage movies do make sense. Lord of War is the only one, because it's an accurate depiction of reality I guess.

  • @joannaingram5400
    @joannaingram5400 4 роки тому +38

    I would love to see pitch meetings on all the Star Trek movies, The Motion Picture to present.

  • @austinkentner1771
    @austinkentner1771 4 роки тому +269

    Producer: So why doesn't the devil have power over his son in this realm?
    *Paper noises*
    Pitch guy: B E C A U S E

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah, because the Devil doesn't have power over his Son on Earth but has the power to give others the power to do his job
      And then, he doesn't have the power to take back his power when those he empowered turn against him.
      Why?
      Also, Because

    • @kathyclark3752
      @kathyclark3752 4 роки тому +5

      @@josephbassey1501
      "Well ok then"
      "Yeah yeah yeah"

  • @John73John
    @John73John 4 роки тому +186

    "Why not?"
    "I'm actually glad you asked, gimme a second." (rifles through papers for an uncomfortably long time) "Because!"
    "Oh, yeah, no, that works!"

  • @DavidMcKinzie
    @DavidMcKinzie 4 роки тому +11

    "... This Jelical lady..." I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @matthewsager925
    @matthewsager925 4 роки тому +379

    "There are over a hundred Pitch Meetings on the channel"
    Me: I know....I've seen them all!

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 роки тому +8

      MULTIPLE TIMES! lol

    • @valkyrie5018
      @valkyrie5018 4 роки тому +7

      ...and it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @tyredsauce
      @tyredsauce 3 роки тому +5

      @@valkyrie5018 Wow, wow, wow. Wow.

    • @DanielRodriguez-dt9rt
      @DanielRodriguez-dt9rt 3 роки тому +2

      Pitch meetings are tight

    • @tyredsauce
      @tyredsauce 3 роки тому

      @Chuck Haggert Can you elaborate?

  • @kanyerahming
    @kanyerahming 4 роки тому +250

    People: It must be hard to constantly make fun of movies!
    Ryan: Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @masochisticgamer2082
    @masochisticgamer2082 4 роки тому +9

    1:45 I love how he actually looks through the script rofl

  • @cherrybattung59
    @cherrybattung59 4 роки тому +108

    Jellicle Lady...
    I see you haven’t moved on with that thing 😂😂😂
    Jellicle jellicle

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 4 роки тому +5

      Jellicle songs for Jellicle muggers

    • @TheTransitmtl
      @TheTransitmtl 4 роки тому

      Would you :)

    • @stanrogers5613
      @stanrogers5613 4 роки тому +1

      In case anyone was wondering, Rebel Wilson played both the girl in the alley in Ghost Rider and Jennyanydots in Cats.

    • @kalimaxine
      @kalimaxine 4 роки тому

      Had to pause the video and look in the comments to see if anyone else caught that. lol

  • @eduardolima6308
    @eduardolima6308 4 роки тому +45

    Everytime he says Roxanne the song starts playing in my head

    • @harrisonkelly9964
      @harrisonkelly9964 4 роки тому +1

      Karlos Eduardo the police one or the crappy new one?

    • @eduardolima6308
      @eduardolima6308 4 роки тому

      @@harrisonkelly9964 the crappy one😁

    • @harrisonkelly9964
      @harrisonkelly9964 4 роки тому +1

      Karlos Eduardo 😂

    • @nickshane9314
      @nickshane9314 4 роки тому +1

      Wait there's a crappy new one? Why who dares to remix a classic the Police song and make it awful?

    • @nickshane9314
      @nickshane9314 4 роки тому +1

      Never mind not a remix just its own crappy thing wow it's so bad I'd rather lesson to Enzo Emorai (real 1) again and that's saying something

  • @SBzKillFrenzy
    @SBzKillFrenzy 3 роки тому +13

    *1:48** You actually see Ryan about to break character and laugh* 😂😂😂😂

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 4 роки тому +134

    "I've never been on a date before or met a woman"
    "That makes sense"
    Did Ryan just roast himself?

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 роки тому +5

      He has a GF tho

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 4 роки тому +4

      @@LuisSierra42 I didn't know that but now I'm picturing a genderbent Ryan

    • @tobyhart8515
      @tobyhart8515 4 роки тому +9

      A human woman. He might have dated an Android. Who knows.

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 4 роки тому +4

      @@tobyhart8515 Or maybe aliens. Or he's into bestiality, I don't judge

    • @tobyhart8515
      @tobyhart8515 4 роки тому +1

      @@jotheunissen9274 I Dredd anyone who does.

  • @sml0266
    @sml0266 4 роки тому +151

    After binge watching a bunch of these, I can seriously never watch a movie or tv show the same way again.

  • @lilyhalter8443
    @lilyhalter8443 4 роки тому +33

    I barked an irl laugh at the whole eight ball bit 😂 “balls are tight. But also what?”

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 8 місяців тому

      You bark like a dog?

  • @y2123-l8c
    @y2123-l8c 4 роки тому +48

    This is the only content we need

  • @96grunge
    @96grunge 4 роки тому +78

    *“So was it hard for Johnny to make a deal with Mephisto?”*
    *”Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience”*

    • @williamcooper8651
      @williamcooper8651 4 роки тому +3

      Oh really

    • @mencibenci
      @mencibenci 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah he just appears and offers him a deal. A very convenient demon.

  • @LexCATL
    @LexCATL 3 роки тому

    That "because" was legendary lmfao!!!!

  • @Idn5244
    @Idn5244 4 роки тому +44

    Evacuate the city
    Engage all defences
    And get this man a show

  • @s.storumus8620
    @s.storumus8620 4 роки тому +61

    “Anyone who’s got the guts to sell his soul for love has got the power to change the world.”
    - Carter Slade - 2007
    - Steven Universe - 2015

    • @albinocadillac
      @albinocadillac 4 роки тому +3

      I almost cried when I saw Steven Universe. Although I have one question: who in God's name sold their soul in that show?

    • @s.storumus8620
      @s.storumus8620 4 роки тому +3

      Albino Cadillac it’s a joke at how corny it sounds

    • @albinocadillac
      @albinocadillac 4 роки тому

      @@s.storumus8620 oh, ok

  • @47ratsinahoodie
    @47ratsinahoodie 4 роки тому +8

    The shuffling through the papers is absolutely hilarious 🤣

  • @The_Nerd_King
    @The_Nerd_King 4 роки тому +100

    1:42
    "Why not?"
    "I'm actually glad you asked"
    *Flips through script for no reason*
    BECAUSE!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @lincolnb2244
    @lincolnb2244 4 роки тому +40

    WTH I was literally watching Ghost Rider on Netflix for the first time. I’m literally shook.

    • @ChateauLonLon
      @ChateauLonLon 4 роки тому

      How was it?

    • @lincolnb2244
      @lincolnb2244 4 роки тому +3

      Ryan Chandler I just started it and the pacing is very off. It feels like your watching a movie summary instead of an actual movie. But it’s not like extremely bad. It’s just different. From an superhero era before Iron Man.

    • @Chronicle_MV
      @Chronicle_MV 4 роки тому

      That version was edited for some reason. I suggest watching it somewhere else so you can see the original.

    • @RossPitSharkHunter
      @RossPitSharkHunter 4 роки тому

      @@lincolnb2244 When u finish, need more info

    • @ruelprakash7696
      @ruelprakash7696 4 роки тому

      WTH - Wednesday Thursday. Holiday???

  • @TigerTzu
    @TigerTzu 4 роки тому +15

    "A very sneaky devil"
    Underrated line

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 роки тому +34

    "So the Devil can give power but he can't take it away?"
    *👿Whoopsie*

  • @bashcashd1
    @bashcashd1 4 роки тому +265

    I need a “thats tight” shirt 👕
    I need a “yeah yeah yeah” socks🧦
    And a “super easy barely an inconvenience” hat 🧢

    • @bra-balllegend3940
      @bra-balllegend3940 4 роки тому +15

      As long as the last one is a hat and not pants. For that, I'd go with "wowowow".

    • @gr33neyz
      @gr33neyz 3 роки тому +3

      Me 2!!!

    • @almond_oaks_holdings_ltd3530
      @almond_oaks_holdings_ltd3530 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah...a "whoops" /"whoopsie"

    • @gr33neyz
      @gr33neyz 3 роки тому +2

      @@almond_oaks_holdings_ltd3530 heck yeah!! I want that hat too!!

    • @Marlock2199
      @Marlock2199 3 роки тому +6

      "because" shorts

  • @sebastianacevedo9444
    @sebastianacevedo9444 3 місяці тому +3

    "He just walks into the desert and screams at nobody?"
    Relatable

  • @seifwilliams5581
    @seifwilliams5581 4 роки тому +36

    Ryan: Why not
    Other Ryan: **ASMR noises**

  • @bpal7006
    @bpal7006 4 роки тому +29

    Why?
    "Give me a second"
    *rifles though papers*
    "Because".
    Who's the REAL "sneeky devil" here, Ryan?

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 роки тому

      He should have just immediately said "unclear" loud and proud, he established that as a catchphrase in the ghostbusters 2016 pitch after all.

  • @StillBraydon
    @StillBraydon 4 роки тому +25

    I swear, these types of conversations are exactly how I thought my conversations were gonna go as a child. Literally being asked the perfect questions constantly and somehow explaining everything in a normal fashion.

  • @Genesis-rc5dv
    @Genesis-rc5dv 4 роки тому +69

    "Jellicle Lady"😂

  • @IBrowneeI
    @IBrowneeI 4 роки тому +82

    Requesting 70's/80's themed Pitch Meetings for Alien and Aliens, and potentially a 70's themed Actor Pitch Meeting on Sigourney Weaver please.
    And rather than just let that be anther copy and paste comment, I feel like I should praise the series again. This is one of the very few video series that I enjoy and tied to a channel I otherwise don't care a lot about, but UA-cam seems to know that enough to put each new episode in my recommended list. The second I see a new episode, I drop eeeeverything. This series deserves more than what it gets.

  • @lordkarasu2263
    @lordkarasu2263 4 роки тому +73

    “I don’t see that Ironman movie going anywhere”
    Oof

  • @sampsonraysimon
    @sampsonraysimon 4 роки тому +7

    That lead up to "because" was legendary! 😂😂😂

  • @Donegal62
    @Donegal62 4 роки тому +362

    The only thing that was good about this movie was looking at Eva Mendes.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 4 роки тому +20

      You're goddam right

    • @Donegal62
      @Donegal62 4 роки тому +25

      @@LuisSierra42 ...Oh, and Raquel Alessi, the actress who played young Roxanne.

    • @Starlord-1610
      @Starlord-1610 4 роки тому +3

      Facts

    • @RoyMcLellan
      @RoyMcLellan 4 роки тому +16

      This was peak Eva Mendes, but credit where credit is due, the sound treatment they gave the motorcycles was beautiful. Literally everything else is awful.

    • @blakeharris58
      @blakeharris58 4 роки тому +4

      @@RoyMcLellan *PEAK*

  • @HighWideandHandsome
    @HighWideandHandsome 4 роки тому +13

    I love how Ryan can't keep from grinning as he's leafing through the papers.

  • @hansmichaelfanunal2545
    @hansmichaelfanunal2545 4 роки тому +133

    Can you do a pitch meeting for Avatar the last air bender movie

    • @Jack1994hoo
      @Jack1994hoo 4 роки тому +18

      do you want him to Die?!

    • @hansmichaelfanunal2545
      @hansmichaelfanunal2545 4 роки тому +9

      Jack1994hoo true that movie is hellish even for Ryan

    • @MadTurnip
      @MadTurnip 4 роки тому +17

      "Do you have a movie for me?"
      "No, sir, no, I don't."
      *The End*
      Because this movie doesn't exist.

    • @davidpeterson5472
      @davidpeterson5472 4 роки тому +3

      @@MadTurnip How it Should Have Ended/Pitch Meeting crossover.

    • @nithishprabhu1259
      @nithishprabhu1259 4 роки тому +2

      Don't be foolish,there is no movie as such...

  • @EKEN55
    @EKEN55 4 роки тому +89

    "Eight balls are tight. But also WHAT ?"
    "Heres the thing Ive never been on a date before, nore have I meet a human woman"😃😆😂

    • @LightofJoshua
      @LightofJoshua 4 роки тому +1

      EKEN55 that part killed me lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @devanshkumar6305
    @devanshkumar6305 2 роки тому +3

    1:59 this pause to say because was TIGHT

  • @jrasealexander5480
    @jrasealexander5480 4 роки тому +5

    The bit where you flipped through the script for like 10 seconds for a "because" was brilliant and that type of misdirection is what will ensure your audience will come back for more. Keep up the good work.

  • @hampatties4859
    @hampatties4859 4 роки тому +12

    "This jellicle lady" 😂😂

  • @JalizScanlanProductions
    @JalizScanlanProductions 4 роки тому +15

    When you realize the magic 8 ball represents smartphones in the future. 😂 Also “Gelical” 😂😂

  • @catandotter1237
    @catandotter1237 4 роки тому +33

    Pitch jumanji: the next level

  • @viecrow5278
    @viecrow5278 4 роки тому +30

    The long shuffle in the papers, God damn that was absolutely perfect timing. Golf clap.

  • @kron4x
    @kron4x 4 роки тому +7

    Still my favorite movie of all time, i've seen it like 8 times, even if it has its mistakes i just love it

  • @uosdwiSrdewoH
    @uosdwiSrdewoH 4 роки тому +18

    I could've watched you flip pages for the last 4 minutes 45 seconds of that video and not stopped laughing. That was some impressive physical comedy. I know everyone expects the catchphrases but I'd love to see more of that kind of thing too. It was hi-larious.

    • @pochaze671
      @pochaze671 10 місяців тому

      and the sound FX of the sheets were just incredible !! (hope some day Ryan will reveal some of his techniques !)
      😂😂😂

  • @gadorae1129
    @gadorae1129 2 роки тому +1

    "because"...
    The most beautiful piece of word of the world.

  • @caseytodd7632
    @caseytodd7632 4 роки тому +42

    I think I really, really, REALLY need a South Park Pitch Meeting.
    Wow. Wow, wow wow.

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 роки тому +36

    Pitch Meeting: The Movie
    Duuun dun duuun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun BOM BOM
    "You'll never go in a studio meeting room again."

    • @jatzi1526
      @jatzi1526 4 роки тому +1

      Didn't they already do a pitch meetings for pitch meetings?

    • @SuperBC1975
      @SuperBC1975 4 роки тому

      @@jatzi1526 They did. I just did cause he had on a Jaws shirt.

    • @jatzi1526
      @jatzi1526 4 роки тому

      @@SuperBC1975 oh yeah that makes sense

    • @Atheist7
      @Atheist7 4 роки тому

      They've had "Hot Dog... The Movie", so..... YES!!!!!!

  • @dinsy512
    @dinsy512 4 роки тому +4

    “Oh, whoops!” “Whoopsie!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 4 роки тому +19

    Nicolas Cage as a skeleton with flames is tight.

  • @chrismaddock5790
    @chrismaddock5790 4 роки тому +387

    "Hold on a sec"
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    *Me: oh my god this is gonna be a whole new skit and it's gonna be awesome!*
    .
    .
    .
    .
    "Because."
    ...............Pahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

    • @Kevin7557
      @Kevin7557 4 роки тому +9

      I legit thought he was going to have an explanation based on the comics or something.

    • @andrewj1754
      @andrewj1754 4 роки тому +10

      I just knew it was because. I loved the wait and the payoff. Beautiful.

  • @HShravzP
    @HShravzP 3 роки тому +2

    3:20 Jellicle lady.....sneaky Cats references are TIGHT 😉😂

  • @blanktom6049
    @blanktom6049 4 роки тому +74

    he should do a coronavirus pitch meeting
    "So, you have a virus for me"
    "Yes sir, I do"

    • @GCEXTREMEMN
      @GCEXTREMEMN 4 роки тому +16

      Im gonna need you to stay 6feet away from my back

    • @TheRibbedDamascus
      @TheRibbedDamascus 4 роки тому +2

      @@GCEXTREMEMN oh, let me get all the way off that thing!

    • @EmperorFool
      @EmperorFool 4 роки тому +4

      "Is it gonna be difficult to cure everyone?"
      "No sir, barely an inconvenience."
      "Oh really?"
      "Yeah, everyone's gonna die so no one is left sick."
      "Dying from Coronavirus is tight!"
      *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

    • @hawk66100
      @hawk66100 4 роки тому +1

      103.5 fever is tight!!!

    • @akirak1871
      @akirak1871 4 роки тому

      "But how are we supposed to quarantine the infected people if they can transmit it for up to two weeks while exhibiting no symptoms whatsoever?"
      "I don't know!!"

  • @Starlord-1610
    @Starlord-1610 4 роки тому +147

    Why is Nicholas Cage the guy you choose to play this character?
    It’s funny you ask that....
    *One long pause*
    Because

    • @abberss
      @abberss 4 роки тому

      No other actor wanted the role

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 4 роки тому +12

      Nick Cage hamming the role up made the film better.
      Change my mind

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому +7

      nick cage is a huge comics fan & wants to be in as many comic book adaptions as possible

    • @emilsvitols2579
      @emilsvitols2579 4 роки тому

      @@SmashLiXsmaybe but thankfuly didn't get to be superman

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому +1

      @@emilsvitols2579 but he did eventually

  • @catkeep50soccer84
    @catkeep50soccer84 4 роки тому +6

    *awkward minute of silence as he thumbs through the script
    A minute later: BECAUSE!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀🔥🔥

  • @TheBuddy303
    @TheBuddy303 4 роки тому +12

    “And ghost rider stumbles upon a bad guy who’s mugging this jelicle lady” that call back tho 😂 I had to take a minute

  • @jtrimble18
    @jtrimble18 4 роки тому +3

    14 seconds of fumbling through papers, I expected what was coming, you STILL subverted my expectations, and subverting expectations is TIGHT.

  • @Bamgeutcutiepie
    @Bamgeutcutiepie 4 роки тому +22

    I just really appreciate you Ryan. Always making us laugh. Putting lots of hard work into it and it must be maddening to do sometimes. Always having to be funny. Even during a pandemic. I hope you’re doing good Ryan ! Thank you very much for all your work ♥️

  • @Bookwitchery
    @Bookwitchery 4 роки тому +9

    I would love to see a Pitch Meeting for The Shining!!

  • @BestOnThursdays
    @BestOnThursdays 3 роки тому +2

    The struggle smile he has as he flips through the paper genius