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  • Опубліковано 3 кві 2024
  • A new era of slop (soon if it goes well)
    Latest Podcast Ep: • The Truth about Twomad...
    Twitter: / pyrocynical
    Discord: / discord
    Instagram: / pyrocynical
    Main Channel:@Pyrocynical
    Podcast: @TBHpodcast
    VODS Channel: @PyrocynicalTV
    Shorts Channel: @PyroSHORTS
    Editors:
    @KingOfKarma
    @Jmeph
    @semperpie
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  • @lpc9929
    @lpc9929 Місяць тому +10743

    I am infertile from eating scented candle

    • @eestsydexo
      @eestsydexo Місяць тому +649

      My goat

    • @user-jz1hm2op8o
      @user-jz1hm2op8o Місяць тому +197

      Are you real

    • @lost-Eclipse
      @lost-Eclipse Місяць тому +121

      skill isuue

    • @BLOTFOREST
      @BLOTFOREST Місяць тому +82

      @lpc9929
      1 minute ago
      I am infertile from eating scented candle

    • @lpc9929
      @lpc9929 Місяць тому

      ​@@user-jz1hm2op8owhat does this meaning

  • @solanumtuberosa
    @solanumtuberosa Місяць тому +4575

    Pyro: loves money.
    Onlyfans: makes money.
    Not hard to know whats coming next.

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 Місяць тому +270

      he also dresses like a woman sometimes, million dollars in the making

    • @bleachchugtidy2178
      @bleachchugtidy2178 Місяць тому +51

      UA-cam asked me to rate your comment and give feedback

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK Місяць тому +55

      If he shows the goods tho, I’m gonna lose all interest.
      If he does OF, he should just be a tease. The people love to edge after all, I’ve heard

    • @bigfee900
      @bigfee900 Місяць тому

      ​@@bleachchugtidy2178what feedback did you provide

    • @rareblues78daddy
      @rareblues78daddy Місяць тому +16

      After following this dude for years, I wouldn't doubt it. He's already shown feet on stream. You know that wasn't an accident.

  • @Rayzerzz69
    @Rayzerzz69 Місяць тому +584

    i love how pyro tried to act like he didnt buy the silicone replica 😭

    • @MarakamiSG
      @MarakamiSG Місяць тому +52

      he'd probably inflate it

    • @spaceacepl4636
      @spaceacepl4636 Місяць тому +1

      @@MarakamiSG he would have problems with that i think
      idk if it's possible to successfully inflate the doll while also keeping it intact

  • @Cassius365
    @Cassius365 Місяць тому +141

    Pyro looks great!!
    He really dressed up nicely for this thumbnail

  • @Frenchsmokeswide
    @Frenchsmokeswide Місяць тому +3497

    I thought that was Pyro in the thumbnail
    I’m losing it

  • @DefineLoveAndYouDefineLife
    @DefineLoveAndYouDefineLife Місяць тому +2316

    Some guy just said “I an infertile from eating scented candle”
    Mf real shit

    • @Nicole_whatsgood
      @Nicole_whatsgood Місяць тому +67

      Bro just said some guy just said “I am infertile from eating scented candle” mf real shit

    • @Santoz-wo3bs
      @Santoz-wo3bs Місяць тому +20

      I'm fertile from vomiting scentless lamps

    • @limeee8775
      @limeee8775 Місяць тому +10

      thats just lpc dont worry

    • @Thynexn
      @Thynexn Місяць тому +16

      Some guy just said Some guy just said “I an infertile from eating scented candle”
      Mf real shit

    • @pitho4188
      @pitho4188 Місяць тому +11

      yt turning into insta 😭

  • @SkrubbleScrum
    @SkrubbleScrum Місяць тому +53

    THIS IS THE CLOSEST WE GOT TO ASOT IN YEARS

    • @zephyr2616
      @zephyr2616 Місяць тому +6

      The internet is not
      The internet not you dump something on
      The internet
      A series of tubes

    • @jasoncross8954
      @jasoncross8954 2 дні тому

      @@zephyr2616 take your time

  • @rufassa
    @rufassa Місяць тому +43

    Some mf really said “I am infertile from eating scented candle”
    Real street shit keep thugging it out

  • @xili505
    @xili505 Місяць тому +2624

    I just slopped all over my desk

    • @RedNumber19
      @RedNumber19 Місяць тому

      Slop on me Pyro 🤤
      Slop in me Pyro 😍
      I’m slopping everywhere 😮‍💨

    • @fluffydiamondcat2875
      @fluffydiamondcat2875 Місяць тому +42

      ayo what you mean by that?

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK Місяць тому +34

      Did you get it on the keyboard? Please don’t tell me you threw up on the keyboard

    • @RedNumber19
      @RedNumber19 Місяць тому +40

      I’m slopping everywhere 🥵
      Pyro slop on me 😮‍💨
      Pyro slopped on the floor 😩

    • @ellusiv5121
      @ellusiv5121 Місяць тому +8

      can I have some?

  • @hedgehog8245
    @hedgehog8245 Місяць тому +1542

    Calling it now. Pyro is gonna order one for himself so he can "review" it, just like he did with her bathwater. Just for the "lols"

    • @FraZzJ
      @FraZzJ Місяць тому +116

      He gonna "review" the tightness

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 Місяць тому +44

      He's gonna buy it for "content".

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK Місяць тому +34

      He’s gonna scissor with it

    • @jerzy484
      @jerzy484 Місяць тому

      @@KATinBLACK no dick, no balls, and especially no butthole because this guy feeds on radiation.

    • @St3ely
      @St3ely Місяць тому +80

      It’s not fat enough for him

  • @JonelKingas
    @JonelKingas Місяць тому +93

    2:37 oh boy, she gona make a bank like never before 💀

    • @christianalanwilson434
      @christianalanwilson434 Місяць тому +23

      too bad she cant buy a relationship with her dad

    • @Pixiesouls
      @Pixiesouls Місяць тому

      ofc she will considering half of her audience are pedos

    • @GeezSus
      @GeezSus Місяць тому +8

      @@christianalanwilson434 she can buy her dad 💀

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr Місяць тому

      @@christianalanwilson434she can?

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo Місяць тому +2

      @@christianalanwilson434 eh, depending on the dad many people would not want to have anything to do with their dads lol
      But tbh I think if she's rich enough she is gonna be fine, parents disown their kids all the time for way less

  • @JuliaMisiaki
    @JuliaMisiaki Місяць тому +83

    Pyro's hair didn't even bother waking up for this slop recording 💀

    • @tooru9387
      @tooru9387 Місяць тому +1

      Bro forgot to be a bot

  • @theoldestcomputer
    @theoldestcomputer Місяць тому +642

    he's just reinventing asot 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Місяць тому +6

      what's ASOT

    • @Inkypencil22
      @Inkypencil22 Місяць тому +407

      @@bunnyventi oldest pyro viewer

    • @ukuthulakhumalo6288
      @ukuthulakhumalo6288 Місяць тому

      ​@@bunnyventi A Series of Tubes. An old pyro internet news series

    • @hamsterman8975
      @hamsterman8975 Місяць тому

      It's an old series that pyro used to do on his main channel where he talked about what's happening in the world
      Asot being an abbreviation of "a series of tubes" which is what the series was called​@@bunnyventi

    • @ranimdude
      @ranimdude Місяць тому +19

      @@Inkypencil22 FOR REAL

  • @hellboy30098
    @hellboy30098 Місяць тому +12

    I for a hot second thought it was pyro in the thumbnail and was about to gift a tier 3 sub.

  • @dekunut6714
    @dekunut6714 Місяць тому +725

    "She's back"
    Two words that strike fear for many

    • @cesaralejandro7725
      @cesaralejandro7725 Місяць тому +30

      I’m afraid of belle delphine she is creepy

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 Місяць тому +5

      Depends who she is

    • @woopoganntnt7379
      @woopoganntnt7379 Місяць тому

      she’s a terrible person wish people would stop giving her attention

    • @RandomBoi-nd5zf
      @RandomBoi-nd5zf Місяць тому

      Not pyro fans cause they got no bitches

    • @tedcomet3121
      @tedcomet3121 Місяць тому

      Shes cute​@@cesaralejandro7725

  • @Prosto-Ban
    @Prosto-Ban Місяць тому +508

    Pyro is gonna explain what a woman is for 9 minutes

    • @hortler
      @hortler Місяць тому +34

      Those dont exist

    • @bunnyventi
      @bunnyventi Місяць тому +4

      i need that explanation

    • @RedNumber19
      @RedNumber19 Місяць тому +15

      Pyro videos have One Piece pacing

    • @Alexander05
      @Alexander05 Місяць тому +2

      Thanks for the heads up. Now I don't need to watch this slop

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris Місяць тому +2

      a what

  • @FlyingHawlucha
    @FlyingHawlucha Місяць тому +6

    She comes back for brief spells
    Then dissappears like the wind

  • @OmenFactory-iz8cz
    @OmenFactory-iz8cz Місяць тому +5

    congrats on coming out!

  • @catgirl2052
    @catgirl2052 Місяць тому +281

    I know pyro is gonna buy that doll

  • @GabeHorn699
    @GabeHorn699 Місяць тому +379

    so guys we did it we reached a quarter of a million chins

  • @extensiveprocrastinating8510
    @extensiveprocrastinating8510 Місяць тому +9

    Amazed, Pyro went to Birmingham and made it back alive

  • @povdylan1021
    @povdylan1021 Місяць тому +5

    4:08 this is one of the funniest transitions I’ve seen in a long time

  • @LocalClownbruh
    @LocalClownbruh Місяць тому +188

    Pyro got the TikTok Rizz Party haircut

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 Місяць тому +107

    Can't wait for the life-size Pyro doll. Some mfs are gonna destroy that thing.

    • @LukaszHost76
      @LukaszHost76 Місяць тому

      Real

    • @closetdemon4769
      @closetdemon4769 Місяць тому +2

      Me

    • @TommyTom21
      @TommyTom21 Місяць тому +6

      I speak for all of us when I say, if it’s not inflatable, we DONT want it 💯

    • @Ayeem
      @Ayeem Місяць тому

      Hell yah m8

  • @andrew_6969
    @andrew_6969 Місяць тому

    this is amazing i cant wait for more slop

  • @karaskot3165
    @karaskot3165 Місяць тому +136

    Wait. . . Hair comeback?
    Jack frost looking ahh

  • @capercody
    @capercody Місяць тому +93

    Cheeseburger.

    • @arjun_769
      @arjun_769 Місяць тому +7

      Beesechurger

    • @LemonSouce2018
      @LemonSouce2018 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@arjun_769 Geesechurber

    • @a1ais315
      @a1ais315 Місяць тому +4

      Barack Obamana

    • @Glocky69
      @Glocky69 Місяць тому +1

      Chesburger Apocalypse

    • @BigBoris
      @BigBoris Місяць тому

      “She got the diabetes”

  • @eze-takes177
    @eze-takes177 Місяць тому +4

    Pryos new haircut is asking to speak to a manager

  • @pr3ttyn0rmal10
    @pr3ttyn0rmal10 Місяць тому +2

    Glad that pyro was back in the thumbmail

  • @Cheese_leader19
    @Cheese_leader19 Місяць тому +225

    "He's back with that awful haircut"

    • @Portalguyy
      @Portalguyy Місяць тому +30

      It’s better than the last one

    • @Real_Kaedinh
      @Real_Kaedinh Місяць тому +24

      Would you rather the parting of the Red Sea?!

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 Місяць тому +1

      HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

    • @lindyloohoo
      @lindyloohoo Місяць тому +3

      I like it

    • @bell5248
      @bell5248 Місяць тому

      that one isn't bad

  • @bunnyventi
    @bunnyventi Місяць тому +25

    4:57 the duality of man

  • @Handles_AreStupid
    @Handles_AreStupid Місяць тому +17

    The average OF user makes less than minimum wage. You can unironically out earn over 60% of OF users by doing 22 hours a week at mcdonalds...

    • @sun332s7
      @sun332s7 Місяць тому +5

      OF girls is like a dude becoming a sound cloud rapper. You ain’t gonna blow up.

    • @Handles_AreStupid
      @Handles_AreStupid Місяць тому +5

      @@sun332s7The depressing thing is that about 9% of women between 18 and 30 have an OF these days. The market is already saturated, so if more of them join, they will only lower the average even more... it's also tanked the dating market, because no one wants to date an OF girl.

    • @EvgeneXI
      @EvgeneXI 24 дні тому

      I miss when OF meant Odd Future (Wolf Gang Kill Them All).

  • @E_xamples
    @E_xamples Місяць тому

    It was nice to see you in person in the meet and greet!

  • @blackcheeto321
    @blackcheeto321 Місяць тому +25

    why does Pyro look like he got pegged

  • @deathnz1
    @deathnz1 Місяць тому +27

    why is his head shrinking more and more every video

    • @Nev1812
      @Nev1812 Місяць тому

      I thought I was the only one who noticed

  • @benjamincannabrava7677
    @benjamincannabrava7677 Місяць тому

    The mini-reviews as premium slop sounds like a great idea, excited to see what you come up with

  • @VixyBri
    @VixyBri Місяць тому +1

    We have a series of tubes at home.
    The series of tubes at home:

  • @ashybear9805
    @ashybear9805 Місяць тому +90

    Pyro inflation stream when

    • @maglock1857
      @maglock1857 Місяць тому +4

      When he receives a 50k dono 😢

    • @ashybear9805
      @ashybear9805 Місяць тому +14

      @@maglock1857 Verbalase would

  • @BobCoolguy
    @BobCoolguy Місяць тому +31

    FemPyro dolls 🤔 when?

  • @sixpathskaiokentv
    @sixpathskaiokentv Місяць тому +1

    Pyro got that 2017 Leafy fade

  • @Dalton906J
    @Dalton906J Місяць тому

    Literally the perfect birthday video

  • @pspfilms7505
    @pspfilms7505 Місяць тому +36

    Pyro: “AND I GOT ONE.”

    • @doodledoocg
      @doodledoocg Місяць тому +1

      its not fat enough for his liking

    • @pspfilms7505
      @pspfilms7505 Місяць тому +1

      @@doodledoocg too true

  • @mgosnipples6331
    @mgosnipples6331 Місяць тому +658

    pyro admitting that he bought the delphine doll is the most unshocking news of 2024

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr Місяць тому +37

      Knowing him he inflated it

    • @evanmcgeorge9942
      @evanmcgeorge9942 Місяць тому +14

      @@LOL-zu1zr Gonna put a gas mask and a red latex suit on it too

  • @ChocoAlmond
    @ChocoAlmond Місяць тому +179

    No views after 13 seconds? Fell off

    • @solarz2048
      @solarz2048 Місяць тому +4

      true

    • @oweeb5909
      @oweeb5909 Місяць тому +24

      making a fell off joke keeping you big as hell

    • @shirjoy.
      @shirjoy. Місяць тому

      Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up

    • @StupidFurryFemboyPilot
      @StupidFurryFemboyPilot Місяць тому

      ​@@oweeb5909😐

    • @HellnawNaw-zq2jx
      @HellnawNaw-zq2jx Місяць тому +2

      Fell awfff

  • @generalowen4344
    @generalowen4344 Місяць тому +1

    you're so close to a million subs, you got this!

  • @samuraixronin4630
    @samuraixronin4630 Місяць тому +2

    Yes this is what I've been waiting for (the doll not pyro's slop)

  • @Xobes
    @Xobes Місяць тому +18

    Every single slop title relates to pyro herself

  • @hauntedhammer4977
    @hauntedhammer4977 Місяць тому +9

    The slop has been returned, thank you mommy pyro

  • @lethalfreedom
    @lethalfreedom Місяць тому

    bro it's so wild that I just realised i've been watching your vids daily. It's been awhile since I watch someone as soon as they upload a vid so yeah you're doing well!

  • @WakkereNederlander
    @WakkereNederlander Місяць тому +1

    Best haircut Pyro had in 10 years

  • @NyaLegion
    @NyaLegion Місяць тому +5

    buying it as a proud viewer of the pyro community

  • @montyjw6164
    @montyjw6164 Місяць тому +17

    when is fear and hunger video

    • @danielhollick1708
      @danielhollick1708 Місяць тому +3

      Please no the funger discord server doesn't need to be stormed by more 12 year olds

  • @smileysqueak
    @smileysqueak Місяць тому +1

    nice to see scarce is back to making videos

  • @novaflareq4788
    @novaflareq4788 Місяць тому +1

    "They're making the twix bars bigger" THEN WHY DO I ONLY HAVE 5 CRISPS IN THE CRISP PACKET

  • @glovemiester
    @glovemiester Місяць тому +23

    Slop Evolved

  • @Notjo6200
    @Notjo6200 Місяць тому +47

    When did his hair actually get good

  • @damprat141
    @damprat141 Місяць тому

    Honestly I respect the hustle of the whole doll thing

  • @vitalyoz
    @vitalyoz Місяць тому +3

    THE SLOP IS ON

  • @cobriobri2139
    @cobriobri2139 Місяць тому +8

    its like a - a - series od tubes!

  • @Jamie_06
    @Jamie_06 Місяць тому +6

    We're getting a bargain here

  • @lamdatheavali8431
    @lamdatheavali8431 Місяць тому

    gotta respect the hustle

  • @zaneting4161
    @zaneting4161 Місяць тому

    Gazing at you just now, a brilliant revelation struck me - you're the spitting image of my 50-year-old grandma, chalk in hand, passionately unraveling the mysteries of algebra to bewildered teens! There you stand, a beacon of wisdom and patience, in an ensemble that screams 'mathematical chic', a style only the most elite math instructors, like my dear granny, could pull off. It’s as if the spirit of Pythagoras himself has been summoned in our midst, albeit with a penchant for cozy cardigans and the occasional “back in my day” story. Bravo, truly, for embodying such a unique blend of educational flair and nostalgic charm!

  • @treef1152
    @treef1152 Місяць тому +5

    Pyro should make a 1 to 1 replica

  • @Umicey
    @Umicey Місяць тому +5

    Oh god Pyro's back

  • @jordiroodi5985
    @jordiroodi5985 Місяць тому

    More slop! And announcing Premium Slop! Omg what a BANGER

  • @xlrbossshorts
    @xlrbossshorts Місяць тому +1

    Ooh finally, imma buy one

  • @cesaralejandro7725
    @cesaralejandro7725 Місяць тому +8

    Belle delphine scares me I don’t like her

  • @kkbros405
    @kkbros405 Місяць тому +18

    Omg. Pyro's chin is back!

  • @user-vx5ru2wy6v
    @user-vx5ru2wy6v Місяць тому

    Mini review idea sounds interesting

  • @1000_ping_king
    @1000_ping_king Місяць тому +1

    Pyro never fails to ruin my day by uploading

  • @Agiranto
    @Agiranto Місяць тому +7

    Born to edge, forced to goon.

  • @asbjrnschultz1919
    @asbjrnschultz1919 Місяць тому +4

    Pyro is back, my day is ruined

  • @thenasideofthemoon7612
    @thenasideofthemoon7612 Місяць тому

    Glad pyro made a 1:1 replica doll of his own, his viewers will be satisfied

  • @ThatFigure
    @ThatFigure Місяць тому

    Pyro with the 'Can I speak to your manager' hair

  • @brakerfluxx4504
    @brakerfluxx4504 Місяць тому +13

    Guess I gotta wait for either Pyro or Moist to buy the doll and “review” it

  • @Im_Jakon
    @Im_Jakon Місяць тому +3

    This was almost an asot

  • @AC7_7
    @AC7_7 Місяць тому +1

    Bro got the boxxy cut

  • @AI.Overlord.X
    @AI.Overlord.X Місяць тому +1

    I'd buy one. I'd finally be allowed to drive in the carpool lane on my way to work.

  • @burokelis_
    @burokelis_ Місяць тому +8

    Normal hair

  • @RubixLUL
    @RubixLUL Місяць тому +17

    pyro finally found decent hair

  • @rSeppuku
    @rSeppuku Місяць тому

    she still hasn't givin me my bathwater

  • @SIPEROTH
    @SIPEROTH Місяць тому

    A true museum piece no doubt.

  • @Byemine
    @Byemine Місяць тому +3

    That pyro?

  • @bunnyventi
    @bunnyventi Місяць тому +7

    6:52 "despite Lizzo looking like one of my commissions"

  • @imposteramogus2167
    @imposteramogus2167 Місяць тому +1

    She really heard Twomad died and made a doll

  • @gasslighter
    @gasslighter Місяць тому +1

    I was slopping so hard I filled 6 jars

  • @snipercreed126
    @snipercreed126 Місяць тому +6

    Pyro getting rid of the mcdonalds hairline is truly a moment of all time

  • @lolendme
    @lolendme Місяць тому +9

    Video gets good at 9:52

  • @glitchiono
    @glitchiono Місяць тому

    this multi-topic format goes pretty hard

  • @kaitoisanalien
    @kaitoisanalien Місяць тому +1

    “pyro?” really on his ellen haircut arc

  • @big_space_daddy8012
    @big_space_daddy8012 Місяць тому +6

    Pyro please 🙏 dress as a woman again

  • @juniusq7963
    @juniusq7963 Місяць тому +10

    Pyro has recreated ASOT lmao

  • @danhasretired
    @danhasretired Місяць тому

    We're slowly getting the series of tubes back

  • @farrelbriananda5398
    @farrelbriananda5398 Місяць тому

    The fact that you need 2 topics just to stretch a video only 9 minutes is insane, pyro

  • @codypainter3905
    @codypainter3905 Місяць тому +183

    0 views in 13 seconds. Bro fell off

  • @One.Who.Knocks.
    @One.Who.Knocks. Місяць тому +31

    0 likes in 12 seconds. Pyro fell off

  • @NN-cc8uo
    @NN-cc8uo Місяць тому

    No way that pyro's barber is back

  • @DumbassXPD
    @DumbassXPD Місяць тому

    Saw you at insomnia, you absolutely put in the work there, i saw the queue just constantly being filled. Fair play to you man, absolute hero.

  • @jaxcantora6066
    @jaxcantora6066 Місяць тому

    we're so back

  • @tomatu7474
    @tomatu7474 Місяць тому +6

    So when are u doing a OF? We all know u make jack from UA-cam and other sponsors. 😊😊😊

    • @Potato_crab
      @Potato_crab Місяць тому

      if he dresse up again im all in