Yall tripping haha this ain't no accent if you think he even has a slight accent in any type of new York slang or accent y'all tripping😂😂😂 I got sicilian family in new York after moving over or being born and yall trip😂😂
Chris always just seems like that really funny friend you have. Like you can tell it's very natural to him, and never feels like he's up on stage doing a bit
My grandfather also fought in ww2, he destroyed 3 german tanks only equiped with a crowbar, a hammer and a wrench, never made a big deal of it. But his officer called him the worst mechanic of the Wehrmacht.
You think making light of the war is appropriate? I had a great uncle that died in a concentration camp. The ladder to his tower was icy and he fell from the top rung. Tragic.
@@allnamesaretakenful well this might surprise you, but a mafioso fighting in world war 2 with a wifebeater and a baseball bat is not a story intended to be a history lesson.
My grandfather was also in the mob and fought in WWII. In his case a judge offered his a second "visit" to prison or five years in the army. This was in 1938 and no one in America had any idea what was about to happen so he took the army option thinking it was better. Fun fact, he actually spent a good amount of his army career in the brig. Ah, memories. ;-)
So he was a sandbag? I knew a dude like that. No kidding, he got kick out and he didn't know about until one morning he was told by the s-1 guys that they got his papers ready. Lmfao! He thought he had a year left or something😂😂😂😂
Ohhhh yeah!! That’s where I know him from. It’s so fucking weird to think about it now, but Guy Code was like a University for great, new alt-ish stand up and comedy, the people who graduated from there. It was like a stepping stone where they were paying their dues. Pete Davidson still jokes about it, about how if he got fired from SNL he’d just sneak back into background on Wild N’ Out hahaha
People should check out BENDERS. It was a show, cancelled already, but he’s funny as hell & so are most of the rest of the cast. Great if you want to just laugh. It’s on Netflix currently.
My great grandfather was in Sicily and fought in the Italian resistance and was also involved in the Italian M during and after WW2. After the war he came to the US and worked in horse racing for the M at Santa Anita horse park (Arcadia CA) then moved to Keeneland Horse racing park in Versailles KY before being shot & k*lled in 1987. Wild life story
"38 waist 32 length. what kind of dimensions are those"
FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS
Circumference and length obviously
katebe chikontwe wooooosh.
IKR. Its so difficult finding pants in the right size :(
Hard to find jeans even boot cut jeans
fatty pants bitch hips lmao!!!!! UGH! Relatable AF!
"you don't have to put the bodies in the trunk of the tank"😂😂
Liquid actually shot out of my nostrils
ANXEITY IS FOR DEMOCRATS
hahahahaa that cracked me so hard
Lol
I before E unless after C , come on PV get it together.
The follow up is what made the joke funny. Lol
S R huh?
Yea PV do a better job. We expected better from you.
You let us down.
His nyc Italian accent is the most beautiful thing I ever heard
He has no accent
Malone Mantooth it’s very faint
Yall tripping haha this ain't no accent if you think he even has a slight accent in any type of new York slang or accent y'all tripping😂😂😂 I got sicilian family in new York after moving over or being born and yall trip😂😂
Gay
@@MaloneMantooth he just gay lol
“Go make the fire house great again” 😂
He sounds hot!
"How bout no" and his motion fucking KILLED ME literally burst out laughing holy shit this guy is hilarious
‚If you knew my fireman friend‘s political views you‘d be like just let me burn‘ 😂😂😂 I‘m dead
Did you burn?
😂😂
That hand thing he did with it was the cherry on top 💀
It is extremely accurate too.
I guess you technically would be. Lmao
Chris always just seems like that really funny friend you have. Like you can tell it's very natural to him, and never feels like he's up on stage doing a bit
My new favorite saying is yeah,how about no
rochelle thundercloud - lol me too... that and the image of flicking cigarettes at the German tankers 😂🤣😂
rochelle thundercloud “why don’t you go do it Eisenhower
😭😂😂
brilliant
Dr. Evil
“i’m good go make the firehouse great again” that line killed me and wasn’t laughed at enough
Ladder 11
Wasn't that funny
@@PendulousJohnson I know, Most civil servants are conservatives.
@@tubby4388 most college educated people are liberal
@Teddy Perkins most college INDOCTRINATED people are liberals. Most educated people are conservative. Most smart people are libertarian.
“No we don’t Diane”
Grayson Fox lmfao I burst out laughing bro
Grayson Fox - “You’re eating your feelings” 😂🤣😂
My grandfather also fought in ww2, he destroyed 3 german tanks only equiped with a crowbar, a hammer and a wrench, never made a big deal of it.
But his officer called him the worst mechanic of the Wehrmacht.
Lol that was good
Underrated comment
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂
You think making light of the war is appropriate? I had a great uncle that died in a concentration camp. The ladder to his tower was icy and he fell from the top rung. Tragic.
I don't know why, but at "Go make the fire house great again" I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.
He sounds hot!
YES!
I died when he said "I'll make the whole thing look like an accident" 😂😂😂
“UNITED STATES OF MARIO THATS WHOS HERE NOW” LOL
Pure comedy gold
He's got a great vibe for a comic - he could go far.
We'll still not that famous
@@dansmith935 tuck it back for chrissy d
I hope so, because he fucking sucks at history. He thinks they had AK-47s in WWII and that the US army was using them.
@@allnamesaretakenful well this might surprise you, but a mafioso fighting in world war 2 with a wifebeater and a baseball bat is not a story intended to be a history lesson.
@@allnamesaretakenful I dont think the joke was intended for historical analysts. I think it's meant to be a joke bud
“I can hide it, shoulders”
Idk why but to me that was one of the funniest things he said 😂😂
“The bodies in the trunk of the tank” lol
Best part!
My grandfather was also in the mob and fought in WWII. In his case a judge offered his a second "visit" to prison or five years in the army. This was in 1938 and no one in America had any idea what was about to happen so he took the army option thinking it was better. Fun fact, he actually spent a good amount of his army career in the brig. Ah, memories. ;-)
Can't get mowed down by an MG42 if you're in the brig. Big brain moment.
The mob that’s cool (in a way) what fmaily
The mob that’s cool (in a way) what fmaily
So he was a sandbag? I knew a dude like that. No kidding, he got kick out and he didn't know about until one morning he was told by the s-1 guys that they got his papers ready. Lmfao! He thought he had a year left or something😂😂😂😂
Your grandpa lied to you
“Anxiety’s for the Democrats.”
Right now it's anxiety for republicans ..!!!
@@bull419 Haha, yeah! Such a good joke. Wow. Funny!
Nahh a good joke is a good joke.
bull419 not at all lol
bull419 wrong lol
His cadence, timing and jokes were on point. He got so much better.
Someone was heckling bad, you did a good job sticking to your joke.
Lol what? Nobody was heckling.
Towards the end you can here someone.
Everyone tries to heckle this dude's jokes - he makes a lot of pansies cry with his stories.
@@michaelivy5327 hear
" Just a War of all grandpa's " this line is gold
Lmao "I'll make the whole thing look like an accident"
"You don't have to stick the bodies in the trunk of the tank" lmfao :D
He got funnier since guy code
THATS WHERE I KNOW HIM .... THANK YOU 😱🙏🙏
He was also in benders. Not to well known but great series.
I was trying to remember the name of that show for years. Thank you! Him and Andrew Schulz were hilarious
@@tatsusama3192 That's where Pete Davidson was too. So many good comedians came from that show.
Ohhhh yeah!! That’s where I know him from. It’s so fucking weird to think about it now, but Guy Code was like a University for great, new alt-ish stand up and comedy, the people who graduated from there. It was like a stepping stone where they were paying their dues. Pete Davidson still jokes about it, about how if he got fired from SNL he’d just sneak back into background on Wild N’ Out hahaha
“Walking up to german tanks flicking cigarettes at them” 💀💀💀
The canned laughter almost killed this... The man is funny enough on his own. Great bit.
"Grandpa you dont have to put the bodies in the trunk of the tank" HAHAHAHAHA
Damn I remember this dude from guy code... didn't know he was this funny.
Yeah for real. Him and Andrew Schultz have been killing it recently. Hopefully they get some specials soon.
Someone funny on comedy central? This was actually quite refreshing. Digging the new direction, keep it up guys.
just found this dude today and I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time
until he makes it political. shits annoying
@@thatonemetalhead4176 dont be so sensitive snowflake. the WORLD thinks trumps a clown
Everyone who's been active knows there's always someone just like this in your unit, and another guy that is Texas everything
Well tx is everything
You know what mobsters and ww2 have in common, the tommy gun...
"United States of Mario, that's who's here." lmao sounds like something an Italian would say
confused black ladies in the front row at 1:01 was my favorite
i completely understand. My grandfather was an Italian dude raised in Brooklyn named Guiseppe...
1000% not lying.
"Grandpa, you don't have to put the bodies in the trunk of the tank."
You don't have to put the body's in the back of the tank was priceless
Babe speaks “Valley Girl” perfectly
I pictured his grandpa as Paulie Gualtieri from ‘The sopranos’ and it’s just perfect
Love nothing more than people that go to a comedy show. Sit front row, and don’t even crack a smile! STAY HOME
One of the funniest jokes of all time I've watched this 20 times over the years.
Just finished watching this whole special. Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. immediately watching it again
The voice he does when he says "I'm writing an exposé on the mafia." Sounds just like Nick Swordson
“Shoot them, move up the beach”😭😭😂😂😂💀
I feel like the pants joke is relatable to every woman who ever lived 😂
I haven't heard Chris in a while and I love his family mob stories.
Still coming back to this and it still kills 😂😂😂
This guy is a beast at the comedy game, great set.
It's was just a war of all grandpas" lmao dead
2:53 My captions on the video read
“You’re eating your veal eggs”
AK-47 in WWII? Which universe is this?
hahaha ...just roll with it ...
This is a dude who got famous on Guy Code on MTV he's not a historian
The one where this is a joke in a comedy routine, dipshit
A liberal universe lol.
@@samuelmorel9340 the manufacturing year is in the g damn name guy
‘Fattypants Bitchhips’ is my new favorite insult
*walked up to german tanks flicking cigarettes at them* 😂😂😂
"All my friends, cops, firemen, criminals" lol
Grandpa, You don't have to put the bodies in the trunk of the tank. Hahahahahahaaaa
I loved the 38x32 been that way for years and it's a hard life!! Love your comedy man
"Grandpa you don't have to put the bodies in the trunk of the tank" 😂😂😂
"War of all Grandpas" I just realized mine did too.3:01
Noman Ahmed mine did too lmao
“United States of Mario is who’s here now”😂
Iv been watching every podcast and every video I see of this guy. Hilarious!!
hahha man. This guy is an underrated comic.
i love sensitive guys. soft & cuddly✨
Great comedian. Most naturally gifted comic. All his stuff is brilliant
Check out : Shane Gillis. I bet you will like him too ✌
People should check out BENDERS. It was a show, cancelled already, but he’s funny as hell & so are most of the rest of the cast. Great if you want to just laugh. It’s on Netflix currently.
No. Were not checking out shit.
Great humour after a while for a change. Class, man!
I love his friends list
Thanks for making me insecure.... if 38/32 is mom hips I'm a morbidly obese Minion....
Eric Beckstead 36/32 here. I feel ur pain.
Aick B its okay your hips are kind of like calves, size is genetic.but also you fat
This guy is really funny. He is so naturally funny
"The melting candle from beauty n the beast"...😂😂😂
"United States of mario" is one of my favorite lines ever.
" Who needs to go bye-bye? "
It’s sad that he passed up the opportunity to express how hard it would be to flip the bird without thumbs.
Flickin cigarettes at tanks! One liner of the year!
My great grandfather was in Sicily and fought in the Italian resistance and was also involved in the Italian M during and after WW2. After the war he came to the US and worked in horse racing for the M at Santa Anita horse park (Arcadia CA) then moved to Keeneland Horse racing park in Versailles KY before being shot & k*lled in 1987. Wild life story
The fact Chris is confirming mafia stereotypes baffles me
This bastard inherited his grandfather's soundproof basement.
Not too shabby
His grandpa probably was drinking red wine out of his canteen.
That mafia WW2 bit was legendary
I'm an Italian who puked myself until I passed out because of anxiety last night.
I have that what help me is learning how to draw fruit at the beginning and are easier try that bro
Love this guy man
I like Chris's standup style.
him calling out my exact size 38-32 😭
thunder thigh brotherhood
Honestly surprised there wasn’t something like “Nice bunker you got here. Be a shame if something happened to it” in there.
“No we don’t, Diane”
No we don’t Diane. I CRIEDDDD😂😂😂😂😂
'United States Of Mario'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As I put my 38x32 pants on! Crying! Lol
Definitely watching the rest of this special😀😀😁😀😁😀
Ladder 14, it’s a character piece.
This is my new favorite joke sequence
The fact that Chrissy Chaos thinks that everyone had AK47s in ww2 really bothers me for some reason...
Maybe he was in stalingrad...
It shouldn’t, it’s comedy ya dingbat
@@mikedegrazia they had the ppsh 41 in ww2 the ak47 came later.
1:01 these two girls up front are unimpressed 🤣🤣
Glad I found this guy
United States of Mario that’s who’s here now 😭😭💀
Bruh the feels of uneven clothes measurements hit home
“He would put red wine in his canteen”
United States of Mario--DEAD.