Mortal Kombat 11 - Characters Hit on Each Other

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  • Despite the fact that the majority of characters in Mortal Kombat are fierce rivals/enemies, some are into each other and this can be observed in the pre-fight intro dialogues. Hope you enjoy!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 8 тис.

  • @mustafaamin9516
    @mustafaamin9516 5 років тому +9494

    “I am assessing your weaknesses”
    Deflected that one like a champ

    • @JacKnife3705
      @JacKnife3705 5 років тому +478

      The only way sub zero can like a badass

    • @davidknowles2491
      @davidknowles2491 5 років тому +331

      It's not her weaknesses he's assessing..........

    • @xXSpaceMexicanXx
      @xXSpaceMexicanXx 5 років тому +131

      Yo it aint the first time, Subby gave Power-Girl a hard curve too 🤣

    • @xXSpaceMexicanXx
      @xXSpaceMexicanXx 5 років тому +12

      @Crabby Abby its during the "Clash" moments,

    • @xXSpaceMexicanXx
      @xXSpaceMexicanXx 5 років тому +5

      @Crabby Abby ok

  • @OlrikMeister
    @OlrikMeister 4 роки тому +31647

    Everyone: "flirty"
    Kano: S A U S A G E

  • @iluvmatchasm
    @iluvmatchasm 4 роки тому +9404

    “just how cold are you?”
    “chilled to the core”
    “that is super hot”

  • @red4mario
    @red4mario 2 роки тому +2766

    3:38 Jade: “You would do the same for me.”
    Kotal Khan: “Without hesitation.”
    Also Kotal Khan: *proceeds to saw her in half*

    • @TherealRNOwwfpooh
      @TherealRNOwwfpooh 2 роки тому +92

      That's only in gameplay. Gameplay has nothing to do with how kharacters interact during Story Mode.

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 2 роки тому +17

      @@TherealRNOwwfpooh true

    • @mardenhill
      @mardenhill 2 роки тому +41

      also jade: proceeds to to tear him to pieces.

    • @TherealRNOwwfpooh
      @TherealRNOwwfpooh 2 роки тому +9

      @@mardenhill Like I said, gameplay doesn't affect Story Mode & vice-versa, intro dialogs notwithstanding.

    • @MMYpvzh
      @MMYpvzh 2 роки тому +8

      Kombat above all

  • @PickledOnionRings84
    @PickledOnionRings84 3 роки тому +6329

    Everyone: flirts normaly
    Kano: s o s i g

  • @jespersschmidt
    @jespersschmidt 4 роки тому +17254

    “I can eat a peach for hours.”
    That’s gold right there.

    • @m0thdm
      @m0thdm 4 роки тому +350

      Nick Cage "Face off" quote LOL

    • @CristianIvarra
      @CristianIvarra 3 роки тому +57

      @@m0thdm this movie was gold too

    • @xuan.1611
      @xuan.1611 3 роки тому +71

      Would you settle for his sausage?

    • @bustergundo516
      @bustergundo516 3 роки тому +8

      I was thinking that.

    • @jamezz0077
      @jamezz0077 3 роки тому +62

      write that down write that down !!!

  • @freshteeth5805
    @freshteeth5805 3 роки тому +8156

    johnny: tries to be nice to his daughter
    cassie: *i took that personally*

    • @ljoahl
      @ljoahl 3 роки тому +622

      Sweet home alabama

    • @freshteeth5805
      @freshteeth5805 3 роки тому +213

      @@ljoahl i knew i would see this here

    • @LadyYautjaSpacePirate
      @LadyYautjaSpacePirate 2 роки тому +376

      "Not what I mean!" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 2 роки тому +134

      Cassie generally has best lines

    • @Ateni9
      @Ateni9 2 роки тому +17

      @@ljoahl you got 69 likes

  • @nothatisnotsolidsnake
    @nothatisnotsolidsnake 2 роки тому +587

    I love how Kano just continues on whatever he was saying when someone rejects him

    • @RowancoolastroNAUT
      @RowancoolastroNAUT 4 місяці тому +1

      he said "do you want my sausage" to the blood vampire girl

  • @Coltizar
    @Coltizar 5 років тому +9218

    Everyone else: “I need a clever line to win her over.”
    Shao Kahn: *YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES!*

  • @f1nn_1sher20
    @f1nn_1sher20 3 роки тому +14283

    Scorpion: GET OVER HERE
    Mileena: takes off mask
    Scorpion: STAY OVER THERE

    • @alexrivas1993
      @alexrivas1993 2 роки тому +289

      🤣🤣 exactly

    • @NightmareNyxx
      @NightmareNyxx 2 роки тому +293

      Dude, you made me laugh so bad HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
      PD: the answer would be another one if she was MKX Mileena👀

    • @convo_Art_HQ8961
      @convo_Art_HQ8961 2 роки тому +88

      This is gold 🤣🤣

    • @RevampReborn
      @RevampReborn 2 роки тому +66

      @@NightmareNyxx mkx maleena best design so far

    • @NightmareNyxx
      @NightmareNyxx 2 роки тому +54

      @@RevampReborn yep. Better design and better development. Too bad they killed her that quickly🙄

  • @bucket1902
    @bucket1902 4 роки тому +3461

    “I am assessing your weaknesses” is my new excuse

    • @dannylayton5624
      @dannylayton5624 4 роки тому +57

      Yep mine to buddy

    • @raggedyexynos9487
      @raggedyexynos9487 3 роки тому +100

      ASSessing... yeah right

    • @solascriptura-e7t
      @solascriptura-e7t 3 роки тому +18

      Nice comeback, Frosty.

    • @mayaparamita2254
      @mayaparamita2254 3 роки тому +15

      So that's what you should say if a woman caught you're starring at her? 😄😁

    • @logan12satcom83
      @logan12satcom83 3 роки тому +95

      @@mayaparamita2254 then wait 5 seconds then say "you will join my concubines"

  • @SmokeyOwOs
    @SmokeyOwOs 2 роки тому +967

    2:38 Kung lao got the best line

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 3 роки тому +18122

    Male: "You are attractive"
    Female: "We are literally fighting to the death"
    Male: "The joke is on you, I am into that"

    • @mixedmf52
      @mixedmf52 3 роки тому +709

      The lack of contractions makes it funnier somehow.

    • @thekodex1186
      @thekodex1186 3 роки тому +864

      Replace "Male" with "Johnny" and we have his character

    • @hiruyabebaw807
      @hiruyabebaw807 3 роки тому +77

      relatable

    • @hiruyabebaw807
      @hiruyabebaw807 3 роки тому +148

      @@thekodex1186 is it legal to spit this much fax?

    • @iancortescontreras6084
      @iancortescontreras6084 2 роки тому +40

      @@hiruyabebaw807 *fax noise intensifies* well yes it is for thst guy

  • @apollossunrise381
    @apollossunrise381 4 роки тому +6215

    I know this is about romantic intros, but are we just gonna ignore the fact that Kitana just made Mileena’s wish come true?
    Kitana actually called Mileena her sister-

    • @DB-jp3ii
      @DB-jp3ii 3 роки тому +377

      I just realize that 😶

    • @itzthatgamer6495
      @itzthatgamer6495 3 роки тому +168

      Yeah I just realized that thanks for pointing that out

    • @hafizzubair7118
      @hafizzubair7118 3 роки тому +82

      If kitana hates mileena why did she said that??!!.......
      I'm actually kindda glad that she made mileena's wish come true 😂😂

    • @inneedoftherapy8153
      @inneedoftherapy8153 3 роки тому +43

      @@hafizzubair7118 Maybe she loves her deep down inside....

    • @KGreen-wz5xr
      @KGreen-wz5xr 3 роки тому +10

      Don’t tell me that’s all she wanted

  • @Randomyoutuber-4831
    @Randomyoutuber-4831 4 роки тому +6101

    The best mortal kombat couple:
    Johnny cage x his arm.

  • @tenki_
    @tenki_ 2 роки тому +1180

    "Just how cold are you?"
    "Chilled to the core"
    "That is super hot"
    whoever wrote that deserves a medal

    • @7wikDaBusta
      @7wikDaBusta 11 місяців тому +7

      Initial reaction to Frost's MK1 kameo

    • @WaverVr
      @WaverVr 10 місяців тому +4

      Kabal is crazy 💀

    • @General-Shadow.
      @General-Shadow. 8 місяців тому +1

      what does it mean?

  • @SyzothAndSmokeSimp
    @SyzothAndSmokeSimp 5 років тому +7060

    Kano: Would you settle for me sausage?
    Raiden: I must consult with the elder gods

    • @nodeUser
      @nodeUser 4 роки тому +883

      The Elder Gods : *that shit gay*

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 4 роки тому +562

      The Elder Gods : *Proceed*

    • @smol1211
      @smol1211 4 роки тому +86

      @@nodeUser 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm dead!!!

    • @TheMissingLink2
      @TheMissingLink2 4 роки тому +43

      Lmfao. My sides hurt. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sosadre5066
      @sosadre5066 4 роки тому +20

      @@nodeUser 😭😂😂

  • @mysticmisc4585
    @mysticmisc4585 3 роки тому +19080

    I love how everyone's all chill with it then Shao Kahn comes in like
    " *Y O U W I L L J O I N M Y C O N C U B I N E S* "

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 3 роки тому +575

      No thenk Shao Khan. Du nawt want

    • @letitburnforever2122
      @letitburnforever2122 3 роки тому +162

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 so rapey

    • @funnyman8713
      @funnyman8713 3 роки тому +1662

      I L I K E F E M A L E S W I T H F I R E

    • @24Ippo
      @24Ippo 3 роки тому +331

      that's mr.nice guy quality compliment

    • @TySavage1
      @TySavage1 3 роки тому +575

      Direct and to the point, always knew Shao Kahn was a fuckboy

  • @reaperthegodofgames7538
    @reaperthegodofgames7538 4 роки тому +5795

    Skarlet: You're staring, Sub-zero
    Sub-Zero: I am assessing your weaknesses
    BEST SAVE EVER

    • @ellbent
      @ellbent 4 роки тому +73

      XDDDDD

    • @wallsterrence
      @wallsterrence 4 роки тому +126

      Mad lad

    • @killgre2399
      @killgre2399 4 роки тому +79

      Take this like and get out

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 4 роки тому +85

      Low key hottest thing said from a psychosexual perspective.

    • @Runny117
      @Runny117 4 роки тому +33

      I'll have to remember that one

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy 2 роки тому +229

    "Kung Lao is not in our league."
    My man can't catch a break...

  • @naomishambles6257
    @naomishambles6257 4 роки тому +8479

    "there is only Mileena"
    "Thank you, I'll pass"

    • @Marcustheseer
      @Marcustheseer 4 роки тому +209

      i wont send her my way :)

    • @mikejones774
      @mikejones774 4 роки тому +145

      I won’t pass I would except

    • @tandemcamden6587
      @tandemcamden6587 4 роки тому +173

      Millenas cute so what if she doesn't have mouth skin she wasnt born like that

    • @Xktme
      @Xktme 4 роки тому +8

      @@qxpn9220ok.....? Hes my favorite character

    • @thornwall6303
      @thornwall6303 4 роки тому +75

      "I ain't never seen two pretty best friends"

  • @currentlyinphilsbasement3798
    @currentlyinphilsbasement3798 3 роки тому +2100

    Everyone: “flirty”
    D’vorah: *succulent flesh*

    • @maximumdon7637
      @maximumdon7637 3 роки тому +98

      Shao Khan: *”YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES!!!”*

    • @blueberrrymika
      @blueberrrymika 3 роки тому +58

      @@maximumdon7637
      "i am taking stock of your body part."

    • @numarknett1
      @numarknett1 3 роки тому +37

      Kano: "Sausage"

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 роки тому +20

      Johnny Cage: “What’s cooking good looking?”

    • @overlystrategic
      @overlystrategic 2 роки тому +10

      Snakes don't have gag reflexes btw

  • @henhenhen19
    @henhenhen19 4 роки тому +14116

    "would you settle for me sausage?" That actually made me laugh :P

    • @ausername9022
      @ausername9022 4 роки тому +643

      I think it's also because he leans forward in that intro, like he's eager for something

    • @area51ville
      @area51ville 4 роки тому +119

      yea that was the best one lol and im only half way done

    • @phoenix5516
      @phoenix5516 4 роки тому +51

      I can listen to that intro 24/7

    • @undyingpotato3597
      @undyingpotato3597 4 роки тому +5

      :0

    • @nobodyimportant8647
      @nobodyimportant8647 4 роки тому +11

      same

  • @jedidragonking5070
    @jedidragonking5070 Рік тому +136

    1:30 If you think about it, this exchange is pretty wholesome 😊
    Kotal: "You and your daughter are tough warriors 👌"
    Sonya: "Your girlfriend's pretty awesome herself 💪"
    Kotal: "Yeah, she's the best 🥰"

    • @btf_flotsam478
      @btf_flotsam478 2 місяці тому

      Many of these aren't so much flirting as wholesome discussions.

  • @woozy96
    @woozy96 5 років тому +7162

    Kabal: how cold are you?
    Frost: chilled to the core
    Kabal: *that's super hot*
    I see, you're a man of culture as well.

    • @luisrosales3430
      @luisrosales3430 5 років тому +38

      wait I didn't get that

    • @thegreatdabdos
      @thegreatdabdos 5 років тому +297

      Super hot is a game where if you don't move time "freezes" so you can do whatever and when you win a level it says "super hot" over and over until you click next

    • @twistedgambit9084
      @twistedgambit9084 5 років тому +31

      She's lesbian

    • @iceyfrost2241
      @iceyfrost2241 5 років тому +23

      @@twistedgambit9084 no wait really?
      Fuck

    • @meangengar8053
      @meangengar8053 5 років тому

      @@iceyfrost2241 no

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom 5 років тому +7438

    "I could eat a peach for hours."
    HOW WERE THEY ABLE TO GET THAT PASSED LOL

    • @writersblockerrday1672
      @writersblockerrday1672 5 років тому +1346

      How did they get "suck you dry" passed lmao

    • @Angie2343
      @Angie2343 5 років тому +348

      @@writersblockerrday1672 Dunno, but I can imagine the parental complaints now.

    • @mappybc6097
      @mappybc6097 5 років тому +527

      Really? They got away with beating the living s**t and killing women in a time where a sideway glance is enough to get some unlucky people tagged as misogynists. I suck you dry hidden amongst hundreds of potential matches is no big deal.

    • @durkadur27
      @durkadur27 5 років тому +748

      @@Angie2343 It's an M rated game wtf do you mean

    • @Angie2343
      @Angie2343 5 років тому +24

      @@durkadur27 Never mind.

  • @nyquilljornan2004
    @nyquilljornan2004 5 років тому +2306

    Sonya: You're a wanted man, Erron.
    Erron Black: Then bring me in, baby doll.
    Turret: Hold up.

    • @nazikiller6656
      @nazikiller6656 5 років тому +99

      The Turret is like: *what you say bruh?*

    • @neddyso
      @neddyso 5 років тому +6

      I’m the 1k like

    • @itsjelly5661
      @itsjelly5661 5 років тому +6

      I was just in that part while I was reading ur comment

    • @gssbr
      @gssbr 4 роки тому +2

      Turret: Say that again, now on my face

    • @elysium7242
      @elysium7242 4 роки тому +9

      Turret: I object to this unprofessional behavior!
      Sonya: Noted, now drink your oil and shush
      Turret: BUT MOM!

  • @MenacingTato69420
    @MenacingTato69420 Рік тому +191

    1:35 Gotta love how Kotal has a smile on his face when talking about this. It's some of the rarest times he's smiled.

    • @surrealtastic
      @surrealtastic 8 місяців тому

      Literally his intro animation

  • @gixerasdfghjkl678
    @gixerasdfghjkl678 5 років тому +7446

    Johnny: *Tries to compliment his daughter through the use of a phrase that is both endearing and comedic*
    Cassie: Is this incest?

  • @icebear5279
    @icebear5279 4 роки тому +3264

    "I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today"
    0:36 Kano & Jade
    1:55 Kano & Scarlet
    2:33 Kung Lao & Scarlet

    • @Iron-yMan
      @Iron-yMan 4 роки тому +284

      *S U C C*

    • @rumory
      @rumory 4 роки тому +46

      the move verbose the funnier

    • @dwaynes6330
      @dwaynes6330 4 роки тому +6

      @A H 😂😂

    • @Abdulqayyum-lt6ph
      @Abdulqayyum-lt6ph 3 роки тому +110

      Scarlett thirsty for sub zero 😂

    • @22davdd
      @22davdd 3 роки тому +76

      *ME S A S U a G 3.*

  • @jimcanterak7349
    @jimcanterak7349 4 роки тому +9200

    "I could eat a peach for hours."
    A man of culture.

    • @m0thdm
      @m0thdm 4 роки тому +124

      That's a Nick Cage quote too..... I forgot the film but its redic. Maybe FACE OFF

    • @splinter1psi99
      @splinter1psi99 3 роки тому +72

      @@m0thdm yep. Nick Cage as Castor Troy in Face Off

    • @thememegod2203
      @thememegod2203 3 роки тому +12

      I made this comment 699 NOICE

    • @sambradley3438
      @sambradley3438 3 роки тому +24

      Why does he look like jschlatt

    • @crazybacon777
      @crazybacon777 3 роки тому +4

      I see

  • @ianoliver2224
    @ianoliver2224 2 роки тому +180

    I like how Liu and Kitana are literally like that power couple that beat the shit out of each other.

  • @synysterdax1593
    @synysterdax1593 3 роки тому +3167

    Kotal’s love for Jade is actually wholesome

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 2 роки тому +200

      Probably the most functional relationship in the story.

    • @blackrosejinx5563
      @blackrosejinx5563 2 роки тому +43

      It really is 😭

    • @TherealRNOwwfpooh
      @TherealRNOwwfpooh 2 роки тому +87

      @@viderevero1338 Besides Liu Kang & Kitana, of course.

    • @Cyberpunker1088
      @Cyberpunker1088 2 роки тому +27

      A bit too mushy for my tastes. I like the friendlier Liu Kang and Kitana dynamic.

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 2 роки тому +3

      @@TherealRNOwwfpooh true

  • @faiebul
    @faiebul 5 років тому +6414

    everyone: vaguely flirty
    kotal: yes you are good but MY GIRLFRIEND IS BETTER

  • @PK-cq6yf
    @PK-cq6yf 4 роки тому +2954

    Everyone: Romantic and flirty.
    Shao Kahn: *YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES*

    • @jitterfanta
      @jitterfanta 4 роки тому +7

      Unoriginal, two others have made this joke. Get a life.

    • @PK-cq6yf
      @PK-cq6yf 4 роки тому +93

      ​@@jitterfanta Chill out. I didn't know somebody already made the joke when I made this comment.

    • @kassiafinch
      @kassiafinch 4 роки тому +50

      Kollector: my slavers need breeding stock

    • @dylanblue9201
      @dylanblue9201 4 роки тому +25

      @@jitterfanta Quite funny how Reality itself is telling someone to get a life.

    • @tikemyson4685
      @tikemyson4685 4 роки тому +29

      Lol shao khan straight to the point trying to hit that.

  • @pepinopepino7
    @pepinopepino7 2 роки тому +83

    Man, Johnny Cage looks and sounds so real. I wouldn't know anything about MK if it wasn't for these clips and would just think he's a celebrity guest character like Rambo or Terminator. Swag art direction

    • @TherealRNOwwfpooh
      @TherealRNOwwfpooh 2 роки тому +5

      He was based on Jean-Claude Van Damme, remember?

    • @jhonwick1856
      @jhonwick1856 Рік тому +1

      ​@@TherealRNOwwfpoohI always forget that

    • @jhonwick1856
      @jhonwick1856 Рік тому +4

      Indeed he is just Swag and nothing more

    • @pepinopepino7
      @pepinopepino7 Рік тому +1

      @@jhonwick1856 🔥🔥🔥

  • @thevolitile
    @thevolitile 3 роки тому +4250

    Almost everyone: **flirting**
    Kano: S A U S A G E
    Shao Kahn: C O N C U B I N E S
    Skarlet: S U C K

    • @coltonbennett9092
      @coltonbennett9092 2 роки тому +51

      This should be the top comment

    • @mardenhill
      @mardenhill 2 роки тому +23

      and how are these three not flirty according to you?

    • @toxoplasmagondi
      @toxoplasmagondi Рік тому +79

      @@mardenhill i guess he means they're way too direct. still flirty ofc, but not smooth at all like the others

    • @robertbusselmaier
      @robertbusselmaier Рік тому +16

      One is talking about the… you know, one is quite creepy, and one is that she wants to drink blood. Not flirty at all

    • @srirachasauce8430
      @srirachasauce8430 Рік тому +8

      She got that life draining succ

  • @ThatGuyfromBrazil
    @ThatGuyfromBrazil 3 роки тому +5175

    Can we all just appreciate how devoted Kotal is? What a stand-up guy

    • @alaljarensi6990
      @alaljarensi6990 2 роки тому +176

      Is pretty nice for a dictator.

    • @kkinthewheelchair3049
      @kkinthewheelchair3049 2 роки тому +14

      Too bad he end up in the wheelchair

    • @abhabh6896
      @abhabh6896 2 роки тому +123

      @@alaljarensi6990 Just because someone is a dictator doesnt mean they are evil, its just means they have lots of concentrated power. (Aka: he doesnt need to pass trough 10 different approvals of other institutions to do something which might waste precious time and can ruin chain of responsibility) An evil person who isnt a dictator can just buy these institutions and appear democratic.

    • @alaljarensi6990
      @alaljarensi6990 2 роки тому +150

      @@abhabh6896 He might have good intentions, but he is indeed a heavy handed dictator. Maybe proof of strength the only method that the people of Outworld respond to, but you would not want to live under his leadership.

    • @rumblebird9888
      @rumblebird9888 2 роки тому +3

      Yep

  • @liamoliver5848
    @liamoliver5848 4 роки тому +2455

    When a girl catches me staring
    “I am assessing your weaknesses”

    • @Surfacekilla1
      @Surfacekilla1 4 роки тому +8

      😂😂

    • @f16airforce
      @f16airforce 4 роки тому +23

      Liam Oliver underrated comment

    • @sharif47
      @sharif47 4 роки тому +8

      Don't be so sure of using it. Don't forget that after their conversation, Skarlet will beat the sh!t out of him unless he fights back.

    • @brandontesterman2069
      @brandontesterman2069 4 роки тому +2

      Hot chip

    • @SnowyWolborg
      @SnowyWolborg 4 роки тому +16

      That's gonna get you arrested, these days.

  • @siamwse
    @siamwse 2 роки тому +231

    Kabal’s “THAT IS SUPER HOT!” will never not make me laugh

    • @WaverVr
      @WaverVr 10 місяців тому +2

      That’s why kabal is the best

  • @Kxre_
    @Kxre_ 5 років тому +9469

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Kano: Me blood sausage?

    • @queefyqueefstermcqueef6652
      @queefyqueefstermcqueef6652 5 років тому +467

      EliteLegendZXxD would you settle for me sausage?

    • @Nov-5062
      @Nov-5062 5 років тому +39

      I hate this meme. I dont get it.

    • @yahtoray3
      @yahtoray3 5 років тому +53

      Kano: I could eat a peach for hours.

    • @chufeng6223
      @chufeng6223 5 років тому

      Am I the only one who was sad whenhearing that.....

    • @Serge_Jackson
      @Serge_Jackson 5 років тому +8

      😂😂😂when he said that i lost it

  • @ChefNikuman
    @ChefNikuman 3 роки тому +1932

    "Kung Lao is not in our league."
    Kung Lao: ._.

    • @nathanialb9115
      @nathanialb9115 2 роки тому +86

      dont you dare say that to my boy kung lao

    • @OGXenos
      @OGXenos 2 роки тому +106

      Its funny cuz Kung Lao is just straight up better than her in a fight. He's beaten Goro, Kintaro, Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, and more. Kitana got outright KNOCKED OUT by Smoke by himself.

    • @kareenkalani5383
      @kareenkalani5383 2 роки тому +10

      man’s catching strays

    • @tps7504
      @tps7504 2 роки тому +37

      @@OGXenos Maybe she is saying he is above them

    • @Tacdelio
      @Tacdelio 2 роки тому +10

      @@tps7504 god of sharp hats vs leotard tessen lady, ez pick

  • @shanecunningham305
    @shanecunningham305 4 роки тому +9363

    Nobody’s gonna point out the fact that Cassie thought her dad was coming onto her lmaooo

    • @metallicarchaea1820
      @metallicarchaea1820 4 роки тому +283

      Same

    • @mikejones774
      @mikejones774 4 роки тому +1117

      Well the younger version did so she just doesn’t trust her dad anymore

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 4 роки тому +851

      Even Johnny dialed back on that.

    • @Froggyman145
      @Froggyman145 3 роки тому +767

      I think Johnny got her confused for her mother, lmao

    • @Finn-pz8hc
      @Finn-pz8hc 3 роки тому +63

      Wishful thinking

  • @jarfd.dorkis5766
    @jarfd.dorkis5766 2 роки тому +232

    2:00 the way he leans in when he says it is hilarious 😂

  • @Samwatchmovie
    @Samwatchmovie 4 роки тому +2585

    "Liu kang is a lucky man"
    "How so, Kung Lao?"
    "He iS lUckY we dIDn't mEet fIrSt"

    • @nikiardo
      @nikiardo 4 роки тому +272

      Dude give Kung Lao a break, he's not getting any.

    • @issyyourboo2848
      @issyyourboo2848 4 роки тому +249

      That one was smooth lol and the "Scarlet, we hardly know each other"

    • @Rahulon9
      @Rahulon9 4 роки тому +33

      @@issyyourboo2848 that so desperate. No wonder he isn't getting any😂😂😂

    • @arsyam_7
      @arsyam_7 4 роки тому +54

      Kung Lao, the "Forever alone man" in Mortal Kombat franchise.

    • @johanliebert1332
      @johanliebert1332 4 роки тому +21

      @@arsyam_7 just like me but instead in a game.

  • @bayken56
    @bayken56 4 роки тому +5738

    Kung Lao: *does nothing*
    Everyone: Lol you suck

    • @LaHorchatera
      @LaHorchatera 4 роки тому +394

      *screams in Kung Lao main*

    • @SuppleSuc
      @SuppleSuc 4 роки тому +24

      @@LaHorchatera Same

    • @jaydenthezoahking8473
      @jaydenthezoahking8473 4 роки тому +320

      Kung lao did what others couldn't, beat quanchi and shang, then proceeded to beat kintaro, all on his own...and nobody seems to talk about that

    • @TechnoBacon
      @TechnoBacon 4 роки тому +97

      To be totally fair, Kung Lao is arrogant as hell lmao.

    • @jaydenthezoahking8473
      @jaydenthezoahking8473 4 роки тому +42

      @@TechnoBacon alot of females think arrogance is good

  • @Mister100Percent
    @Mister100Percent 5 років тому +2630

    Missing the best one.
    *“MY SLAVERS NEED BREEDING STOCK”*

    • @GokantheHusky
      @GokantheHusky 5 років тому +283

      *A U T O M A T I C N O*

    • @chrishansen9102
      @chrishansen9102 5 років тому +306

      He also missed another one
      Raiden: I must consult with the Elder Gods

    • @lilpp4791
      @lilpp4791 5 років тому +16

      Damn who says that

    • @Kossestu
      @Kossestu 5 років тому +36

      @@lilpp4791
      Kollector

    • @Funstun-yk7oo
      @Funstun-yk7oo 5 років тому +92

      thats not flirting its being a wingman for your slavers

  • @angusmarch1066
    @angusmarch1066 2 роки тому +42

    I love Kotal Kahn and Jade being all wholesome and adoring each other, knowing that they are about to break each other's limbs and rip out each other's organs.

  • @lorifischer6885
    @lorifischer6885 2 роки тому +2740

    ok i have never played MK but this is actually impressive how much effort they put into each encounter dialougue, they animate them all differently and everything. very impressive.

    • @Igneeka
      @Igneeka 2 роки тому +81

      That's a really cool thing NRS does, MKX and Injustice 2 also had the same system, some lines a reused here and there but the fact that they're having multiple intro for each character combination is really great

    • @goofball1_134
      @goofball1_134 2 роки тому +56

      its the same intro animation, just different mouth movement, they should probably have 3 unique ones for each champ

    • @tomtomkingbenito5998
      @tomtomkingbenito5998 2 роки тому +8

      It would be if a lot of it actually meant something lore wise but the majority of it is just hypothetical.

    • @VOID_GENESIS
      @VOID_GENESIS Рік тому +4

      @@goofball1_134 they can’t do that because you can unlock your own and change it

    • @eric18993
      @eric18993 Рік тому

      These dialougues aren't funny

  • @gabrielgutierrez4351
    @gabrielgutierrez4351 3 роки тому +1715

    Kung Lao is getting rejected by everyone, man just wants a relationship

    • @abongilezolanipeterson5588
      @abongilezolanipeterson5588 3 роки тому +61

      Bluetooth Toaster isn't he like a monk though? Aint he supposed to be celibate?

    • @whatever7621
      @whatever7621 3 роки тому +27

      No, actually

    • @danokysenpai8038
      @danokysenpai8038 3 роки тому +54

      mileena is free he just have to keep ein eye on his pp

    • @musix3197
      @musix3197 3 роки тому +102

      @@abongilezolanipeterson5588 Liu Kang is sweating after this comment.

    • @sixthsensemlbb4991
      @sixthsensemlbb4991 3 роки тому +2

      @@musix3197 true

  • @Hottestpoison
    @Hottestpoison 5 років тому +591

    2:01 "WouLd YoU SetTtLe foR me SauSage?"
    The way he says that along with the glowing eye just makes it hillarious.

    • @Kurdati
      @Kurdati 5 років тому +18

      I’m gonna have nightmares about this

    • @dbfamily9272
      @dbfamily9272 5 років тому +7

      lol

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 5 років тому +25

      Kano is ascending.

    • @MyViolador
      @MyViolador 5 років тому +9

      plus the little smile

    • @creepypato3984
      @creepypato3984 5 років тому +11

      The smile is the thing that sells it to me. Because Kano is an asshole and that fucking smile while saying that... He knows.

  • @bruxistkodiak
    @bruxistkodiak 2 роки тому +31

    Liu Kang and Kitana add new depths to bedroom roleplaying...

  • @MMAddict39
    @MMAddict39 5 років тому +1892

    3:05 for some reason I love the idea of Kotal and Liu Kang Becoming friends through Jade and Kitana

    • @warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240
      @warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240 5 років тому +79

      It feels real. That's what I like about it.

    • @Aristocratic13
      @Aristocratic13 5 років тому +12

      Operator BG Kotal was in Annihilation?

    • @trialanderror9575
      @trialanderror9575 5 років тому +27

      @@Aristocratic13 Jade hit on Liu in annihilation

    • @Hitomora
      @Hitomora 5 років тому +78

      Kotal- Yo Liu, the ladies are having a Girls Night Out, call up Kung Lao and we'll go beat the shit out of some Netherrealm Demons!
      Liu Kang- Bro, Kung Lao is already getting the portal ready!
      Kotal- Nice!!

    • @Patty-LoveMe
      @Patty-LoveMe 5 років тому +1

      MMAddict39 AGREEDDD

  • @itsyagirlMaya1999
    @itsyagirlMaya1999 3 роки тому +11983

    The video should have been called “Kung Lao trying to lose his virginity for almost 5 minutes”

    • @PumpkinHoard
      @PumpkinHoard 3 роки тому +1228

      Poor Kung Lao. He gets killed more often than he succeeds with women.

    • @toptextbottomtext6671
      @toptextbottomtext6671 3 роки тому +173

      Idk why but that reminded me of cherdleys

    • @fuckyoutube1999
      @fuckyoutube1999 3 роки тому +139

      @@PumpkinHoard man is the kenny of MK

    • @kxikxi456
      @kxikxi456 3 роки тому +27

      @@fuckyoutube1999 XD

    • @haemogoblin7006
      @haemogoblin7006 3 роки тому +39

      @@toptextbottomtext6671 *hypothetically...*

  • @voiceluckan
    @voiceluckan 5 років тому +605

    "Scarlet, we hardly know each other"
    - Kung Lao 2019

  • @flamingburitto
    @flamingburitto 2 роки тому +48

    Out of all of them, Kotal kahn is the most wholesome.

  • @cheesus3514
    @cheesus3514 5 років тому +701

    “Would you settle for me sausage”
    I swear that’s probably the best line in the entire video

  • @thesmallesttay913
    @thesmallesttay913 5 років тому +2304

    Johnny: "Hey what's cookin good lookin"
    Cassie: "Ew"
    Johnny: "That's not what I meant"
    *law and order pops up*

    • @HaloJumper7
      @HaloJumper7 5 років тому +7

      What did he mean?

    • @kristoffseisler2163
      @kristoffseisler2163 5 років тому +111

      @Halo Jumper it's his daughter

    • @thesmallesttay913
      @thesmallesttay913 5 років тому +49

      *Law and order pops up*

    • @dragonic22
      @dragonic22 5 років тому +12

      Halo Jumper The fact that you didn’t know worries me ☹️

    • @justinortix2825
      @justinortix2825 5 років тому +12

      General Tozen pretty sure that hes asking only because Johnny said “thats not what i meant”

  • @merrymerry770
    @merrymerry770 4 роки тому +1473

    Subzero: another outworld perversion
    Scarlett: you’re the one staring subzero
    Subzero: I am assessing your weaknesses
    Good save subzero

    • @Asiis
      @Asiis 4 роки тому +53

      Cool as ice

    • @speedynvt
      @speedynvt 4 роки тому +26

      @@Asiis what a legend

    • @joelikescardgames3378
      @joelikescardgames3378 4 роки тому +30

      Subzero should hit it and quit it

    • @TheLovelyAviZone
      @TheLovelyAviZone 4 роки тому +14

      Joe Lopez Dine and dash, but save the cash

    • @skillvendor3905
      @skillvendor3905 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheLovelyAviZone Unleash the load then hit the road

  • @dasuslord
    @dasuslord 2 роки тому +114

    Johnny hitting on an elder god makes me die laughing 😂

  • @abzer0gaming
    @abzer0gaming 5 років тому +2586

    Kang: "I expect we'll see more of each other."
    Kotal: "If our women have their way."
    Kang: "Isn't it best to let them?"
    Yeah, I can see Liu Kang and Kotal Kahn hanging out at a bar while Kitana and Jade go shopping.

    • @patrickstump4681
      @patrickstump4681 5 років тому +122

      w h a t

    • @lupin5489
      @lupin5489 5 років тому +229

      That escalated very quickly, like immediately

    • @RandomPerson-cm2wg
      @RandomPerson-cm2wg 5 років тому +49

      DinobotTM2 what the hell is wrong with you?

    • @darthportus
      @darthportus 5 років тому +29

      both of them are so pussy-whipped.

    • @Tkokat
      @Tkokat 5 років тому +23

      I need that cutscene

  • @Isaac01st
    @Isaac01st 5 років тому +12314

    Johnny Cage: What's cooking good looking
    Cassie Cage: Ew, no sErIoUsLy?!
    *Alabama Intensifies*

    • @rabid6761
      @rabid6761 5 років тому +1575

      *If you get a divorce in Alabama...*
      *Are you still brother and sister*

    • @gabrielberranunto8672
      @gabrielberranunto8672 5 років тому +812

      I can't believe he said that to his daughter though.. Awkward

    • @lilconcon7431
      @lilconcon7431 5 років тому +346

      Bruh Moment SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @PrinceFloof
      @PrinceFloof 5 років тому +280

      NOT WHAT I MEANT?!

    • @NICKIMINAJLUVSME2XOX
      @NICKIMINAJLUVSME2XOX 5 років тому +567

      Lmao I thought he meant it as in because she has some of his “good looks” but it came out the wrong way 💀😂

  • @tomtomtomctm
    @tomtomtomctm 3 роки тому +1054

    "skarlet we hardly know each other" what a gentleman

  • @arancino_0
    @arancino_0 Рік тому +37

    2:40 "Skarlet we hardly know each other" had me dying

  • @grimlock__2501
    @grimlock__2501 4 роки тому +550

    Kano is the dirtiest,
    "You look peachy, I could eat a peach for hours"
    "Wanna taste Australias best blood sausuge, would you settle for me sausage"
    Jesus, he doesn't have much but goddamn

    • @immshep
      @immshep 4 роки тому +56

      eating ass and asking for head, jesus Kano needs to chill

    • @amir-wm9sn
      @amir-wm9sn 4 роки тому +33

      @@immshep nah, we need more of that kind of dialogue from him, really made me laugh

    • @seanchan7167
      @seanchan7167 4 роки тому +6

      I love this man
      And I don't even play the game

    • @Da0utcastDragon
      @Da0utcastDragon 4 роки тому +4

      @@immshep He wasn't referring to eating her ass.

    • @issyyourboo2848
      @issyyourboo2848 4 роки тому +3

      @@Da0utcastDragon right😂😂😂😂 He was talking about eating that kitty😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺

  • @laggy2951
    @laggy2951 5 років тому +603

    "How chilled are you?"
    "Chilled to the core"
    "Thats super hot"
    That one got me real good XD

    • @laggy2951
      @laggy2951 5 років тому +4

      @Shady's gacha stuff XDD

  • @TmacAlpha
    @TmacAlpha 5 років тому +1137

    Kano: I could eat a peach for hours
    Kano is just Savage...

  • @sebastianmanuel2670
    @sebastianmanuel2670 2 роки тому +21

    Those who didn't get the last part where Johnny cage complimented Cassie cage, so basically the reason johnny said "what's cookin good lookin" to her daughter because they look alike and technically Johnny cage complimented himself

    • @aag2139
      @aag2139 7 місяців тому +3

      "I wasn't flirting with you! I was flirting with ME!"

  • @siennaschmidt4718
    @siennaschmidt4718 5 років тому +1967

    "You're a wanted man, black."
    "Then bring me in, Baby doll."
    That was a smooth line
    Edit: holy sh*t thanks for all the likes guys

  • @foxtrot0203
    @foxtrot0203 3 роки тому +3147

    "There is only Mileena"
    "Thank you, I'll pass"
    Aw shit best girls up for grabs bois

    • @logeyperogi1805
      @logeyperogi1805 3 роки тому +343

      If she can keep those teeth away from me sosige, then sure

    • @henkerita1471
      @henkerita1471 3 роки тому +62

      You right, She Is best girl

    • @memine8795
      @memine8795 3 роки тому +64

      I'll pass, I don't like the idea of ending up dinner

    • @cadetwright6496
      @cadetwright6496 2 роки тому +25

      Don't mind it I do friendo, and at least she is no dvorah I would not touch that thing

    • @memine8795
      @memine8795 2 роки тому +7

      @@cadetwright6496 I prefer Kitana anyway

  • @Soundaholic92
    @Soundaholic92 4 роки тому +378

    1:30 that is actually super wholesome

  • @yok3rsp8
    @yok3rsp8 2 роки тому +35

    The way Kano says sausage will never not make me crack up.

  • @johnlark8020
    @johnlark8020 5 років тому +2096

    Kung Lao more like
    THIRST LAO

    • @drpriest04
      @drpriest04 5 років тому +66

      Never make fun out of that name ! >..

    • @foxyloxyBABE
      @foxyloxyBABE 5 років тому +43

      I bet he'll even date criterion if she says yes

    • @brandonwilliams3777
      @brandonwilliams3777 5 років тому +48

      I mean.... Monks arent known for getting action. Training in where ever gets lonely

    • @rukkusnoise3767
      @rukkusnoise3767 5 років тому +45

      More like hung lao

    • @warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240
      @warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240 5 років тому +49

      I think seeing Liu Kang get a girl before he did made him desperate. Dat boi be jealous.

  • @natethegreat2071
    @natethegreat2071 5 років тому +648

    Kung lao has been rejected more times than me lmao

    • @pizzaparker__0072
      @pizzaparker__0072 5 років тому +6

      You havent ever made it that far yet

    • @PrinceFloof
      @PrinceFloof 5 років тому +2

      Bullshit, when has he not? He's fucking cool and woman take him for granted

    • @xxtokyoxx8394
      @xxtokyoxx8394 5 років тому

      Damn, he must have been rejected over 2000 times then

    • @guy9404
      @guy9404 5 років тому

      NateTheGreat well he’s shot his shots already

    • @xxtokyoxx8394
      @xxtokyoxx8394 5 років тому

      Unknown Person nah it’s actually fucking hilarious

  • @lone1130
    @lone1130 5 років тому +830

    *Would ya settle for me sausage?*
    Most inspirational quote 2019

    • @viruz883
      @viruz883 5 років тому +5

      SurvivorPlays 45 but first I must speak with the elder gods

    • @chazburger11
      @chazburger11 5 років тому +1

      SurvivorPlays 45 true dat

    • @50ksavagegoodsavage4
      @50ksavagegoodsavage4 5 років тому +1

      I can't deal with Kano😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xuan.1611
      @xuan.1611 3 роки тому

      Best shit ever

  • @Oniri245
    @Oniri245 2 роки тому +43

    2:41 is the best interaction ever.

  • @nerdydrawer7265
    @nerdydrawer7265 3 роки тому +1658

    1:45
    “Johnny Cage, afraid of a kiss?”
    Me: (thinks back to Sonya’s original fatality) I mean, he has every reason to.

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 3 роки тому +20

      Good point

    • @kxikxi456
      @kxikxi456 3 роки тому +3

      Lmfao

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 3 роки тому +112

      @Bandit PL she blows a kiss and it burns her opponents alive. its a very weird fatality.
      Jax used to have a monty python fatality

    • @logeyperogi1805
      @logeyperogi1805 3 роки тому +1

      What a way to go

    • @rhunter42dragon
      @rhunter42dragon 2 роки тому +10

      One of Kitana's original fatalities was an even better example. Tanya used it too. One of Mileena's original fatalities looked like a kiss, though it wasn't.

  • @trustobey1016
    @trustobey1016 5 років тому +675

    Poor Kung Lao couldn't get a date on a tombstone.

  • @ViceJosh1.9
    @ViceJosh1.9 4 роки тому +770

    I love seeing Sonya, Cassie, and Jade reject literally everybody.

    • @burlapjack1464
      @burlapjack1464 4 роки тому +96

      Cassie wouldn't mind Jax it seems

    • @ViceJosh1.9
      @ViceJosh1.9 4 роки тому +10

      Burlap jack 😂😂😂

    • @X-V1L3
      @X-V1L3 4 роки тому +43

      For jade, it's true. Besides Kotal.
      She especially rejects harsher to Cage and Kung Lao.

    • @KarakTo
      @KarakTo 4 роки тому +14

      @@X-V1L3 I think Cage got the harshest rejection from Cassie.

    • @brysuagar6520
      @brysuagar6520 4 роки тому +22

      Didnt Cass get rejected by Baraka in another intro, lol

  • @GeeGe.
    @GeeGe. 2 роки тому +20

    "a simple no would have sufficed" had me howling lmao
    my boy lao was hurt

  • @nintendoswitch3709
    @nintendoswitch3709 5 років тому +3487

    Kano: would you like to taste Australias best blood sausage? 1:55
    Scarlet: i’d rather tase your blood, Kano.
    Kano: *leans in*
    Would you settle for me sausage?
    😂

    • @chen2.096
      @chen2.096 5 років тому +250

      *s o s i g*

    • @Shire_
      @Shire_ 5 років тому +159

      *Big meaty S O S I G*

    • @victorvampirewerewolfhybri7201
      @victorvampirewerewolfhybri7201 5 років тому +51

      Bold the final statement for extra comedy, *like this!*

    • @Shire_
      @Shire_ 5 років тому +33

      In this reply section everything must end with *B o l d*

    • @nintendoswitch3709
      @nintendoswitch3709 5 років тому +15

      No it should *not.*

  • @SMmania123
    @SMmania123 4 роки тому +10214

    "Skarlet, we hardly know each other!" - Kung Lao with the 10 out of 10 comebacks XD
    Edit: Thank you, so much for making this my most liked comment ever, my last one was 5k but you guys just blew it away with this crazy amount of likes!

  • @R4GNAR0G
    @R4GNAR0G 4 роки тому +4333

    Jax: "I can't, Cassie. I'm your Godfather."
    Cassie: "Don't worry about it, uncle."
    Jax: "How am I supposed to explain this to Sonya?"
    Me: *HOLD UP!*

  • @aoteren
    @aoteren 2 роки тому +21

    Being completely unfazed by an insult/rejection from Cetrion, a literal goddess, is so Johnny Cage 🤣
    Also, "Would you settle for me sausage?" is very Kano 🤣

  • @j3llifhish
    @j3llifhish 5 років тому +3257

    Things Sub Zero doesn’t play
    *1. Games*

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 5 років тому +152

      *2.- Fucking games*

    • @slm7900
      @slm7900 5 років тому +77

      3. Mortal Kombat

    • @mandi7967
      @mandi7967 5 років тому +81

      *4. Games but in a different comment*

    • @OddDeity
      @OddDeity 5 років тому +58

      5. Mind games

    • @clownman4982
      @clownman4982 5 років тому +57

      6.Brain Games

  • @niku_alt4201
    @niku_alt4201 4 роки тому +1301

    No one:
    Kotal: everyone is beautiful, but Jade is mine

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 2 роки тому +21

      True and Liu Kang is like: fair enough, I got Kitana

  • @bkmajesty04
    @bkmajesty04 3 роки тому +1099

    "Characters hit on each other"
    YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES

    • @blueberrrymika
      @blueberrrymika 3 роки тому +24

      Or,
      *I AM TAKING STOCK OF YOUR BODY PARTS*

    • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315
      @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 3 роки тому +47

      Subtlety, thy name is Shao Kahn

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 3 роки тому +26

      "I like a girl with fire" = consent is optional but I'm not allowed to say it outright!

    • @thevolitile
      @thevolitile 3 роки тому +15

      "Would ye settle for me sausage"

    • @SavouryGalette
      @SavouryGalette Рік тому

      I D O N ' T F E A R Y O U N I -

  • @trueblueedits4673
    @trueblueedits4673 2 роки тому +12

    Liu Kang @ Jade: "I see the beauty, show me strength"
    Kitana: _Sharpening her fans_

  • @muzicalmastermind6163
    @muzicalmastermind6163 5 років тому +754

    "Kung Lao is not in our league "
    FLYING HAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND CHOPS OFF BLUE KITANAS HEAD

  • @sanaa3576
    @sanaa3576 5 років тому +611

    Kotal: You saved me from myself
    Jade: You would do the same for me
    Kotal: without Hesitation, Jade
    However
    Shao Khan: *Y O U W I L L J O I N M Y C O N C U B I N E S*

    • @karasu5557
      @karasu5557 5 років тому +21

      *I L I K E F E M A L E S W I T H F I R E*

    • @kimbernetikiberneti
      @kimbernetikiberneti 5 років тому +2

      Ew
      Piss off

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 2 роки тому

      There’s a reason why he’s the better Khan between them.

  • @spacecore94
    @spacecore94 5 років тому +3639

    Everyone else: Cheesy yet smooth
    Shao Khan: YOU WILL JOIN CONCUBINES
    Edit: Wow thats a lot of likes

  • @YTLITO
    @YTLITO Рік тому +10

    When kung Lao said “Skarlet we hardly know each other”. 🔥🔥

  • @seanlebron1
    @seanlebron1 5 років тому +434

    Forgot one
    Cassie: Earthrealm has nothing for you
    Kollector: My slavers need breeding stock
    Cassie: AUTOMATIC NO!

  • @apostaanux3555
    @apostaanux3555 5 років тому +644

    "how cool are you?"
    "Chilled to the core"
    "That's hot"
    IM DEAD

    • @TosKinder
      @TosKinder 4 роки тому +14

      hooooo ho ho aw thats hot, thats very hot - Will Smith

    • @Hellscrap3r
      @Hellscrap3r 4 роки тому +1

      I imagined Kabal just dropping the swords and going in for a kiss after saying that too.

    • @visionaeon
      @visionaeon 4 роки тому

      @@TosKinder I swear I imagined the same fucking thing! LOL

    • @Mariazael
      @Mariazael 4 роки тому +1

      The reaction from frost would depend on if it’s past kabal (before he got burned by kintaro) or future kabal

  • @julianading2163
    @julianading2163 4 роки тому +1267

    Kitana: Liu Kang is committed to me.
    Dark Kitana: I prefer his friend
    Kitana: Kung Lao is not in our league.
    Kung Lao: double date?
    Jade: in your dreams
    Kung Lao: simple no is enough......
    I guess Kung Lao is gonna be single forever?

    • @terrance3218
      @terrance3218 4 роки тому +90

      I don't get it either. Kung Lao pretty hot.

    • @julianading2163
      @julianading2163 4 роки тому +18

      @@terrance3218 yea, but who'll think he's hot?🤣 Mileena?

    • @playboydojo
      @playboydojo 4 роки тому +64

      @@julianading2163 I would not say no to Mileena.

    • @julianading2163
      @julianading2163 4 роки тому

      @@playboydojo lol🤣🤣

    • @barryy6680
      @barryy6680 4 роки тому +63

      Nah, he'll be with Scarlet who wants to "suck him dry" :D

  • @bluejaydude1284
    @bluejaydude1284 Рік тому +38

    Kitana: "Liu Kang is committed to me."
    Other Kitana: "I actually prefer his friend."
    Kitana: "Kung Lao is not in our league."
    There ya go Kung Lao, ya got one

    • @JF59122
      @JF59122 Рік тому +6

      Evil Kitana has a crush on Kung Lao? 😂

  • @siyarg.4900
    @siyarg.4900 5 років тому +587

    3:06 Liu Kang and Kotal having a Bro moment

    • @kaijuzoro3031
      @kaijuzoro3031 5 років тому +53

      Whereas Johnny had a Bruh moment with his daughter.

    • @yeetyeetpotatomeat1390
      @yeetyeetpotatomeat1390 5 років тому +1

      * bruh moment

    • @Dameionaruto
      @Dameionaruto 5 років тому

      Black Mirror?

    • @Irrelevant402
      @Irrelevant402 5 років тому +8

      I love that a powerful fighter and a former Kahn have a moment of being basically hen pecked husbands.

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 5 років тому +3

      You can totally see him smiling

  • @Cobaiiin
    @Cobaiiin 3 роки тому +1277

    "Want to taste Australia's best blood sausage?"
    "I'd rather taste your blood, Kano."
    "Would you settle for me sausage?"
    1:55

    • @darkneon5637
      @darkneon5637 3 роки тому +14

      😐

    • @josmar1009
      @josmar1009 3 роки тому +75

      Hes just a man of culture.

    • @Koi_Swirl
      @Koi_Swirl 2 роки тому +4

      @@josmar1009 people who unironically use "man of culture" are secretly psychopaths

    • @Gnomelander1400
      @Gnomelander1400 2 роки тому +4

      @@Koi_Swirl and?

    • @sevoid6524
      @sevoid6524 2 роки тому +11

      That cracked me so hard

  • @sqrubbz
    @sqrubbz 5 років тому +6994

    Hey now your an all starts get your game on

  • @AF-Twice
    @AF-Twice 2 роки тому +10

    The character designs are extremely impressive.