MK 11 - Most Savage Roasts & Insults Intro Dialogues ( Mortal Kombat 11 )

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  • @m.niggington3229
    @m.niggington3229 5 років тому +3646

    2:12
    “Liu Kang is committed to me”
    “I actually prefer his friend”
    “Kung Lao is not in our league”
    Kung Lao isn’t even there and he’s getting roasted.
    This is even funnier knowing the story mode

    • @eren34558
      @eren34558 5 років тому +58

      Here's a question...how do we know it's Kung Lao? For all we know, it could actually be Jax. Or Scorpion. Or Sub-Zero.

    • @SomeRamdomAhole
      @SomeRamdomAhole 5 років тому +172

      @@eren34558 are you stupid ?

    • @PyroInferno110
      @PyroInferno110 5 років тому +73

      @@SomeRamdomAhole LMAOOOOOO i found this comment too funny after what he just said LMAOOOOOOO

    • @riverofblood4362
      @riverofblood4362 5 років тому +41

      M. Niggington Liu Kang is too cliché, I prefer Kung Lao, he is somehow an anti-hero, not as flat as Liu Kang, and not as cocky as Shao Khan.

    • @listenupyoulittleshit4568
      @listenupyoulittleshit4568 5 років тому +3

      Eren Denburg Niederhoffer are you on drugs buddy?

  • @JazzyRiot79
    @JazzyRiot79 5 років тому +3310

    Erron Black Vs. Erron Black is the literal representation of "you've yee'd your last haw partner"

    • @blackrabbit2282
      @blackrabbit2282 5 років тому +39

      A missed opportunity!😂

    • @johnthicc9837
      @johnthicc9837 5 років тому +10

      @Matthew W Jr. Hasch r/wooooosh

    • @toots3877
      @toots3877 5 років тому +6

      Alexander Friehs r/ihavereddit

    • @glarnboudin4462
      @glarnboudin4462 5 років тому +3

      Where’s the lie, though?

    • @toots3877
      @toots3877 5 років тому +5

      Matthew W Jr. Hasch I was taking your side, but okay..

  • @saadqureshi4291
    @saadqureshi4291 5 років тому +2135

    The best roast was:
    Shao kahn: Serve me and conquer all realms
    Saibot: Name one realm you control

  • @morganperricone1160
    @morganperricone1160 5 років тому +1075

    3:14 Sonya: “In the future we carry tiny TVs with us?”
    Cassy: “Welcome to the digital age”
    Sonya: “More like the distracted age”
    Cassy: “ok boomer”

    • @anshuchoudhary5081
      @anshuchoudhary5081 4 роки тому +56

      I mean, Sonya is not wrong.

    • @yom0mma214
      @yom0mma214 3 роки тому +24

      @iisnxwy. Eron Black probably thinks Abraham Lincoln is still president

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 3 роки тому +6

      Meanwhile, in her own age there were Cyborg Ninjas

    • @RRaptor86
      @RRaptor86 3 роки тому +12

      Ya gotta admit that Sonya’s not wrong. We are pretty distracted.

    • @dvdv7777
      @dvdv7777 2 роки тому +4

      The boomer has a point there.

  • @akayysworld
    @akayysworld 5 років тому +4906

    "Can I say it, just once?"
    "Only if you wish to suffer."
    "Ni-"

  • @Kurty1213
    @Kurty1213 5 років тому +2122

    The best roast was from Noob Saibot to Shao Khan:
    - Serve me and conquer the realms
    - Name one realm you control

  • @kimbernetikiberneti
    @kimbernetikiberneti 5 років тому +3387

    Frost and Bi-Han in a nutshell
    Frost: (Flatters)
    Bi-Han: (Roasts her)
    Frost: Aight I'll take that back

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 років тому +44

      XD

    • @cameronwallace2300
      @cameronwallace2300 5 років тому +27

      Haha so accurate 😂

    • @viperneon
      @viperneon 5 років тому +99

      Kimberneti Kiberneti “I would not allow female Lin Kuei”

    • @LittleLightIsaOnce
      @LittleLightIsaOnce 5 років тому +26

      @@viperneon that one is gold

    • @midwestairway
      @midwestairway 5 років тому +74

      frost is such an edgy bitch, makes you want to finger her aggressively lol

  • @ParzivalZV
    @ParzivalZV 5 років тому +609

    Cetrion: *”Your lack of faith disturbes me”*
    Darth Vader: Nice, Real Nice

    • @TheMemeSchemer
      @TheMemeSchemer 4 роки тому +24

      But in all seriousness, they *need* to add Vader mortal kombat!

    • @dominicgorriceta6487
      @dominicgorriceta6487 4 роки тому +7

      The Meme Scheme Oh good, so everyone will suffer force choke ffs

    • @willsedanojr1059
      @willsedanojr1059 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheMemeSchemer i think darth maul, savage opress, or darth sidious would be great additions.

    • @4x6_thats_me
      @4x6_thats_me 2 роки тому +4

      @@willsedanojr1059
      They would be fine additions to our Kollection, indeed ...

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 2 роки тому

      Gotta love it

  • @raccoonofmotivation20
    @raccoonofmotivation20 5 років тому +2464

    Everyone else: roasts someone else
    Aaron black: roasts himself like 4 times

  • @Deymose
    @Deymose 5 років тому +3311

    She should've said
    Cassie: Hey Elsa
    Frost: Why do people keep calling me that
    Cassie: You just gotta let it go

  • @qmchale5130
    @qmchale5130 5 років тому +512

    Liu Kang: "You respect Kitana, yes?"
    Baraka: "But not her concubine, Liu Kang."
    Liu Kang: *"CONCUBINE?!"*
    Jade: "Earthrealm's women like you?"
    Johnny Cage: "Like? The word is worship."
    Jade: "They have no standards."

    • @novaseer
      @novaseer 5 років тому +3

      The Liu and Baraka one is incredible. Shame it wasn't included.

  • @ShiningAndStarstruck
    @ShiningAndStarstruck 5 років тому +321

    Noob 1: "who are you, ghost?"
    Noob 2: "he who shall not be names"
    Noob 1: "return to your deathly hollow"
    NOOB IS A POTTER HEAD! PRAISE BE!

    • @BIGGUY0683
      @BIGGUY0683 4 роки тому +8

      He even looks like a Death Eater!

    • @novemBURRbby
      @novemBURRbby 3 роки тому +2

      He looks like a Dementor 😂

    • @atnguyenquy1331
      @atnguyenquy1331 3 роки тому +1

      @@BIGGUY0683 More like a Dementor

    • @samschmit7181
      @samschmit7181 3 роки тому +2

      It make sense because Harry Potter and Mortal Kombat both belong to Warner Bros.

    • @Scorpion77EhkkH73W557F
      @Scorpion77EhkkH73W557F 2 роки тому +2

      “YOUR A WIZARD BIHAN!”

  • @ermacmacro7136
    @ermacmacro7136 5 років тому +1552

    I get the "shorter in person" reference.
    The voice actor for Shao Kahn is shorter than everyone else on the crew

    • @PyroInferno110
      @PyroInferno110 5 років тому +72

      Lmaooooooooooooo

    • @ermacmacro7136
      @ermacmacro7136 5 років тому +31

      @@PyroInferno110 Yep

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 5 років тому +5

      Lool hahahaha

    • @alexwright5419
      @alexwright5419 5 років тому +45

      Ermac Macro I think it’s the original actor from the first few games. Ike Amaldi is 6 feet tall

    • @MrRolyat98
      @MrRolyat98 5 років тому +39

      The original actor from MKII was digitally enlarged to make him look more menacing in the game.

  • @Dasalli100
    @Dasalli100 5 років тому +3960

    Cassie made a Frozen reference too, bruh 😂

    • @Deymose
      @Deymose 5 років тому +457

      She should've said
      Cassie: Hey Elsa
      Frost:Why do people keep calling me that
      Cassie:You just gotta "Let it go"

    • @manticore2726
      @manticore2726 5 років тому +72

      @@Deymose you beat me to it.

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 років тому +29

      *Dayum*

    • @baronwolfgang9977
      @baronwolfgang9977 5 років тому +28

      *shows frost the box art*

    • @rohitgaikwad5258
      @rohitgaikwad5258 5 років тому +7

      Yeah 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @citizencj3389
    @citizencj3389 5 років тому +1233

    Noob: "He who shall not be named"
    Noob: "Return to your Deathly Hallow"
    ...Harry Potter reference?

  • @targetseeker
    @targetseeker 5 років тому +228

    "why does EVERYONE call me that?" so somehow ghosts, ninjas, outworlders,golems, elder gods and titans have SEEN frozen?

    • @mr.waffals9670
      @mr.waffals9670 5 років тому +15

      targetseeker yes

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 5 років тому +50

      Do not underestimate the reach of The Mouse

    • @Tightseams
      @Tightseams 4 роки тому +5

      Clearly earthrealm has frozen in the universe apparently

    • @chillpeachie420
      @chillpeachie420 4 роки тому +7

      They all have movie nights and watched it

    • @lukethelegend9705
      @lukethelegend9705 3 роки тому +5

      Cassie has seen it at least

  • @fanunion913
    @fanunion913 5 років тому +498

    Frost: What do you see when you look at me?
    Jacqui: A cheap, second-gen knock off.
    Frost: I said look at me, not you.
    Holy crap, thanks for all the likes!!!

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 років тому +80

      Yeah, Frost absolutely set Jacqui up with that one. Straight up savage.

    • @daldobaggins1219
      @daldobaggins1219 5 років тому +50

      Basically just pulled the I know you are but what am I comeback

    • @SaviourSword995
      @SaviourSword995 5 років тому +44

      Frost just burned her down and she is not fire type

    • @ANOnyme-tx2ts
      @ANOnyme-tx2ts 5 років тому +6

      My second favorite one.

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 років тому +6

      *Dayum bitch she savage af*

  • @potatoman5498
    @potatoman5498 5 років тому +1374

    No one:
    Literally not a single soul:
    Kotal Kahn: *MMMMMMM SUNLIGHT*

    • @chronic.mp3961
      @chronic.mp3961 5 років тому +3

      Cristali Animations LAKDPSKDODK

    • @Amber-lr3db
      @Amber-lr3db 5 років тому +1

      Jade - RadioBunny Inc. i love this💀💀

    • @chronox0433
      @chronox0433 4 роки тому +6

      Taste the suuuun

    • @HomieBoney
      @HomieBoney 4 роки тому +14

      “I’ll fight you in a minute ninja from literal hell, I have to get my daily dose of vitamin D.”

    • @thatsabruhmoment6999
      @thatsabruhmoment6999 4 роки тому +2

      *d e l i c i o u s*

  • @SyntheticMew
    @SyntheticMew 5 років тому +655

    *MOST EPIC SAVAGE ROAST*
    "I said look at me not you"

  • @cdgjustvids
    @cdgjustvids 5 років тому +595

    5:01
    Cassie: "This your idea of flirting, Erron?"
    Erron: "Easy sugar, just bein friendly"
    Cassie: "This is me swiping left"
    Rejection 100

    • @doubleace11554
      @doubleace11554 4 роки тому +8

      Candice Grantus she doesn't like the bag of heads

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 роки тому +1

      Likes 100

    • @hmmm4989
      @hmmm4989 4 роки тому

      i dont get it

    • @gravytrainn
      @gravytrainn 4 роки тому +6

      @@hmmm4989 on most dating websites, you swipe left on the screen meaning you’re not Interested in them

    • @TheHerobrineKiller
      @TheHerobrineKiller 4 роки тому

      Big oof

  • @vaughnalexander31
    @vaughnalexander31 5 років тому +791

    Cassie : Getting awfully cuddly with Kitana
    Liu Kang : *Sweats*

    • @SarynPrime
      @SarynPrime 5 років тому +39

      Me: if Kotal hears about this we are skrewed

    • @BlaCkStxR709
      @BlaCkStxR709 5 років тому +1

      john paul songayab ur an idiot

    • @SarynPrime
      @SarynPrime 5 років тому +11

      @@BlaCkStxR709 lol says the person who doesn't get the joke

    • @BlaCkStxR709
      @BlaCkStxR709 5 років тому +2

      john paul songayab Kotal doesn’t care about liu and kitana he’s got Jade ur joke fell flat on its face

    • @BlaCkStxR709
      @BlaCkStxR709 5 років тому

      john paul songayab Kotal doesn’t care about liu and kitana he’s got Jade ur joke fell flat on its face

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 5 років тому +593

    “Actors don’t leave marks on history.”
    “Ronald. Reagan.”
    “An exception to that rule.”
    Me: “he’s not wrong.”

    • @sebastiancintron29
      @sebastiancintron29 5 років тому +11

      @theFareulookinat actor turned President of the United States

    • @JuanJimenez-hs1de
      @JuanJimenez-hs1de 5 років тому +15

      @theFareulookinat yikes you should know this

    • @GohnwithaG
      @GohnwithaG 5 років тому +3

      @@JuanJimenez-hs1de not if he went to public school

    • @chapasproject
      @chapasproject 5 років тому +10

      @theFareulookinat there was a joke about that in back to the future...
      Doc: Then tell me, future boy, who’s President of the United States in 1985?.....
      Ronald Reagan? The actor? Then who’s vice president? Jerry Lewis(before you ask he was all so an actor 😄)?

    • @josee.martinez4958
      @josee.martinez4958 5 років тому

      Lazy Eye Jones that’s were I learned this

  • @hearten6
    @hearten6 5 років тому +309

    Cetrion: I come in peace.
    Baraka: *You will leave in pieces*

    • @scottmiller1752
      @scottmiller1752 5 років тому +7

      such a Dolph Lundgren line.

    • @winst7765
      @winst7765 5 років тому +5

      That fact their VA’s are dating/engaged/married (I’m not sure at this point) is (darkly?) humorous

    • @Jay-jb2vr
      @Jay-jb2vr 5 років тому

      @@winst7765 really??

    • @_______4379
      @_______4379 5 років тому

      StateFarm Lmao😂😂😂😂

    • @winst7765
      @winst7765 5 років тому

      Javontae Eaddy really

  • @kaimiralis
    @kaimiralis 5 років тому +207

    1:02
    F: “What do you see when you look at me?”
    J: “A cheap, second gen knock off”
    F: “I said look at me, not you”
    Oohh damn she snapped

    • @zatsunedemon7160
      @zatsunedemon7160 3 роки тому +10

      I know I was like “OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” Like damn Frost that was savage with a capital S-A-V-A-G-E

    • @Smiley0.1
      @Smiley0.1 2 роки тому +7

      Kind of an L comeback if I'm being honest lol, it's literally just a "no u" comeback with 0 way for anyone to respond as they can just keep on repeating no u, so Frost is the bigger L here honestly for using such a cheap line.

    • @IDCSarcasticSam
      @IDCSarcasticSam 2 роки тому +1

      Burnt each other in that roast.

  • @mynameishades2113
    @mynameishades2113 5 років тому +2146

    Cassie has the best roasts. Good God!

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 років тому +55

      Agreed! XD

    • @mynameishades2113
      @mynameishades2113 5 років тому +71

      And I love how important and strong they made her through the whole 11th storyline, giving her justice for what she's done.

    • @ГригорийГ-ч4н
      @ГригорийГ-ч4н 5 років тому +15

      Boo!

    • @Mr.WhiteCat_YT
      @Mr.WhiteCat_YT 5 років тому +59

      *GET OVER HERE!*

    • @fanunion913
      @fanunion913 5 років тому +59

      She is Johnny Cage's daughter, after all.

  • @jupiterolay
    @jupiterolay 5 років тому +771

    “That ain’t how it’s said”
    “Whatever you say a-a-ron”
    8:45 nod to key and peele sketch

    • @esperanzas3704
      @esperanzas3704 5 років тому +35

      Finally a comment I see about the A-Arron thing and the substitute teacher video!

    • @melaninja7999
      @melaninja7999 5 років тому +3

      Exactly!

    • @aran8406
      @aran8406 5 років тому +3

      my family teases me by calling me a a Ron lmaoo

    • @anthonyaguilar8092
      @anthonyaguilar8092 5 років тому +2

      Mortal Kombat is so meta

    • @Szszymon14
      @Szszymon14 5 років тому +1

      Damn single-culture references.

  • @keana-leebernard4404
    @keana-leebernard4404 5 років тому +391

    kitana 1: "Lu Kang is committed to me"
    Kitana 2 "I actually prefer his friend"
    Kitana 1: "Kung Lao is not in our league"
    Me: WAAAAIIIIIITTT👀👀👀👀

    • @lapotence534
      @lapotence534 5 років тому +28

      We're getting some Housewives of Beverly Hills action

    • @ryancrafar3733
      @ryancrafar3733 5 років тому +28

      Liu kang : Sit down please. I have some question

    • @nerocladius4319
      @nerocladius4319 5 років тому +2

      @@novajt388 it was hilarious

    • @sanyatesGRIA
      @sanyatesGRIA 5 років тому +3

      We need answers 🤣

    • @summoner3.05
      @summoner3.05 5 років тому +6

      Kitana 1: Another of Shang Tsung's clones?
      Kitana 2(Mileena): Fresh from the flesh pits, sister
      Me: *gets hypnotized by her voice* Mileena?
      Kitana: You're all abominations!
      Me: *looks at Kitana* Wrong! You're the abomination! Long live Mileena Kahn!

  • @alexiebmw
    @alexiebmw 5 років тому +427

    8:00
    Johnny Cage: Sorry babe the name ain't working
    Cetrion: Cetrion embodies virtue and light
    Johnny Cage: Sounds like a damn insurance company

  • @primedember5249
    @primedember5249 5 років тому +953

    "-Talk about throwing shade
    +I am Shinnok's wrath
    -Shinnok is my biiitch"
    That's why i love cassie.

  • @angelneal1742
    @angelneal1742 5 років тому +753

    Jhonny made a YMCA reference.
    I love him even more

  • @ijp789
    @ijp789 5 років тому +474

    Johnny cage: "im gonna live stream that"
    Briggs: "With what, 5 followers?"
    *OHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIT*

  • @Zer0Burn0
    @Zer0Burn0 4 роки тому +109

    8:08 "Sorry babe, the name ain't working."
    "Cetrion embodies virtue and light."
    "Sounds like a damn insurance company."
    It really does, though.

    • @lukassmith795
      @lukassmith795 3 роки тому +13

      Cetrion: 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance

  • @C1nematic24
    @C1nematic24 5 років тому +702

    Did Johnny just say A-Aron??? I’m freaking done!! 😂😂

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 років тому +79

      The Cage family have to best intros!

    • @midwntr
      @midwntr 5 років тому +47

      I guess 😂😂😂, I only heard that from Key And Pleele

    • @boukharroubamabrouk6943
      @boukharroubamabrouk6943 5 років тому +2

      I didn't get it ??

    • @SkarletBloodthirsty
      @SkarletBloodthirsty 5 років тому

      @@boukharroubamabrouk6943 Maybe it's a reference to this: ua-cam.com/video/y6rZfpSL1RQ/v-deo.html ? 🤷🏼‍♀

    • @minatozakisana2005
      @minatozakisana2005 5 років тому +13

      Where's bi lakey and di nice tho?

  • @nowgoawayanddosomethinggoo8978
    @nowgoawayanddosomethinggoo8978 5 років тому +185

    "After MK9's fatalities and X-rays, there's no way it can get more brutal"
    MK11 Intros: hold my beer

  • @BlackBlood297
    @BlackBlood297 5 років тому +731

    Cassie: "I promise he gets better with age."
    Sonya: "Ugh. He's cheap beer, not fine wine."
    BUUUURRRN🔥🔥🔥 😂

    • @fortminor85
      @fortminor85 5 років тому +57

      Hey!! That cheap beer's my dad!!!

    • @jakealter5504
      @jakealter5504 5 років тому +11

      Crimson-Inferno.45 Cassie is right though

    • @thegameknight8916
      @thegameknight8916 4 роки тому +1

      Indeed.

    • @ivervj2923
      @ivervj2923 4 роки тому +12

      Sonya likes to act tough. But at the end we all know that Johnnie still banging that a**

    • @jarredtheunholyone7403
      @jarredtheunholyone7403 4 роки тому +2

      @@ivervj2923 oh shit 9 months later another cassie😂🤣
      Cassie:😐👀😐

  • @LordCaoCao240
    @LordCaoCao240 5 років тому +170

    14:17
    Baraka: "What happen to your eye?"
    Kano: "Special forces bastard took it"
    Baraka: "I'll take the other one!"
    Most Funniest intro i think

  • @keilusjackson531
    @keilusjackson531 5 років тому +1104

    Frost-what do you see when you look at me
    Jackie- a cheap,second gen knock off
    Frost- I said look at me not you
    OOOOOOOHHHHH

    • @h3xty
      @h3xty 5 років тому +33

      the best

    • @akramyasser7609
      @akramyasser7609 5 років тому +25

      I laughed so hard that was amazing😂😂😂

    • @ronjayrose9706
      @ronjayrose9706 5 років тому +10

      It's true lmao

    • @virgosenpai2312
      @virgosenpai2312 5 років тому +21

      I Fucking Screamed

    • @aaronkessel6223
      @aaronkessel6223 5 років тому +11

      Frost is now having a roast spirit when she is a cyber icd

  • @demiurgesaolgown6204
    @demiurgesaolgown6204 5 років тому +687

    Damn kung Lao got roasted by kitana and his not even there lol XD

    • @williamkabutey2322
      @williamkabutey2322 5 років тому +35

      I thought she meant Kung Lao was to good for her

    • @Avalon247
      @Avalon247 5 років тому +52

      other Kitana likes kung Lao on the Low.. Prefering Kung Lao as a Side dude

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 5 років тому +2

      Ellis 1012121 same. Now I’m confused

    • @demiurgesaolgown6204
      @demiurgesaolgown6204 5 років тому +5

      @@Avalon247 well being a side dude still sucks though haha...

    • @Idontneednohandle998
      @Idontneednohandle998 5 років тому +16

      Kawaii Potato No, she’s saying they’re too good for Kung Lao.

  • @sanyatesGRIA
    @sanyatesGRIA 5 років тому +327

    Cetrion: “Cetrion is a name that embodies virtue and light.”
    Johnny Cage: “Sounds like a damn insurance company.”
    😂😂😂

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 років тому +13

      i like that burn. XD

    • @THEARTISTINQUIET
      @THEARTISTINQUIET 5 років тому +23

      I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Cetrion 😂😂💀

    • @spindalis79
      @spindalis79 5 років тому +13

      Cetrion
      A 15 minute call could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Don't forget to ask about our special "Ready Cetrion and Go" rates for vacation insurance.

    • @dvrknessavakened6869
      @dvrknessavakened6869 5 років тому +3

      LOL that one was funny

  • @Beezy729
    @Beezy729 5 років тому +112

    "I come in peace"
    "And you'll leave in pieces"
    Baraka a beast....literally!

  • @undeadfrozteee4027
    @undeadfrozteee4027 5 років тому +387

    There was one missing
    Liu Kang: You respect Kitana Kahn?
    Baraka: But not her concubine, Liu Kang
    Liu Kang: Concubine?!

  • @EclipseCircle
    @EclipseCircle 5 років тому +253

    Cetrion: I come in peace.
    Baraka: *YOU WILL LEAVE IN PIECES*
    Never stop being no-chill Baraka

  • @scentsywork
    @scentsywork 5 років тому +1272

    0:44 Can I say it just for once?.......Only if you wish to suffer ...... GET OVER HERE!!!!!!
    Scorpion:
    Dies inside I hate life
    THANK YOU FOR THE LIKES

  • @bunnylegion3969
    @bunnylegion3969 3 роки тому +41

    “Name one realm you control.”
    Goddamn. Noob doesn’t even need his powers. Just needs to speak.

  • @thegrimrhino9871
    @thegrimrhino9871 5 років тому +246

    Cassie:Can I say it just once?
    Scorpion:Only if you wish to suffer
    Cassie:Get over here!
    Scorpion beats the crap out of Cassie
    Cassie:Totally worth it

    • @dovid384
      @dovid384 5 років тому +1

      All my friends make fun of me for daying weird words

    • @alastor5694
      @alastor5694 5 років тому +1

      👌👌👌👌👌👌

    • @bobboi3507
      @bobboi3507 5 років тому +5

      Scorpion then proceeded to brutally rip Cassie in half.

  • @pedro_nunes_br7793
    @pedro_nunes_br7793 5 років тому +278

    Cassie: Can I say it, just once?
    Scorpion: Only if you wish to suffer.
    Cassie: GET OVER HERE!

    • @CaydoFox
      @CaydoFox 5 років тому +14

      My favorite out of the bunch

    • @thatgoobyguy
      @thatgoobyguy 5 років тому +1

      I made a video dedicated to that exact line.

    • @ANOnyme-tx2ts
      @ANOnyme-tx2ts 5 років тому +3

      My top favorite.

  • @alberthernandez7379
    @alberthernandez7379 5 років тому +468

    What about
    Erron: god damn your voice is like nails on a chalkboard!
    Noob: it will be the last thing you hear!
    Erron: oh hell no

  • @finnainsley9088
    @finnainsley9088 4 роки тому +70

    “Can I say it, just once?”
    “Only if you wish to suffer.”
    “Get over here!”
    Scorpion:“Stop stealing my bit!”

  • @artziehaul1985
    @artziehaul1985 5 років тому +243

    I love how cetrion smiles when she sees the butterfly.

    • @8-mir
      @8-mir 5 років тому +8

      For me it's starting to annoy lol

    • @artziehaul1985
      @artziehaul1985 5 років тому

      @@8-mir hehe!

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 років тому +2

      Because its with her *wherever* she goes?

    • @ThreeEyedPea
      @ThreeEyedPea 5 років тому +20

      Is this a pigeon?

    • @nitzel9909
      @nitzel9909 5 років тому +10

      I want someone to smile at me the way cetrion smiles at the butterfly

  • @Krystalmyth
    @Krystalmyth 5 років тому +467

    _Should have been..._
    Frost: _"You face the greatest Lin Kuei!"_
    Kung Lao: _"You face the greatest Shaolin."_
    Frost: _"Liu Kang will be dealt with soon enough."_

    • @kaungsetmoe4876
      @kaungsetmoe4876 5 років тому +3

      XDXDXD

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 5 років тому +2

      Reminds me of what Raiden used to tell Kung Lao and Liu Kang in the last game

    • @LaShea69
      @LaShea69 5 років тому +3

      @@cooldude2251 I remember more so of Bo Rai Cho saying something like that to both Kung Lao and Liu Kang than Raiden.

    • @SwordofSouls
      @SwordofSouls 5 років тому +16

      I was expecting Kung Lao to say "I don't see Sub Zero anywhere"

    • @ryanpham3308
      @ryanpham3308 5 років тому +4

      @@LaShea69, "My favourite pupil!"

  • @nickbalmes6640
    @nickbalmes6640 5 років тому +303

    Oh god Cassie going "GET OVER HERE!" was just priceless

  • @MrManga51
    @MrManga51 5 років тому +96

    “You just need a cop, a sailor, and a cowboy”
    Well he does have Erron Black, now he needs to cure Stryker, find a sailor and Kotal is all set for the disco reboot.

  • @Combobreaker100
    @Combobreaker100 5 років тому +486

    “Actors leave no mark in history”
    “Ronald Reagan”
    “The exception the proves the rule”

    • @JamesIanni
      @JamesIanni 5 років тому +33

      Yeah that was a pretty good one.

    • @cidneysavoie9878
      @cidneysavoie9878 4 роки тому +24

      Donald Trump, later on!

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 4 роки тому +18

      "Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Governah"

    • @Akumasama
      @Akumasama 4 роки тому +25

      @@cidneysavoie9878 Yeah, I guess destroying a country is leaving a mark on history.

    • @TylerCharlesFisher
      @TylerCharlesFisher 4 роки тому +23

      Can we take a moment to appreciate that Geras actually knows who Ronald Reagan is?

  • @mr.diontoahmed1134
    @mr.diontoahmed1134 5 років тому +585

    SK: So the actor had a daughter
    CC: Unlike you, he had it in the old-fashioned way.
    Cue the "oooohhhh" footage!

  • @somedudewithakeyboard5388
    @somedudewithakeyboard5388 5 років тому +254

    Baraka: Nay aka ratakka thar kombat
    Kung Lao: All I understood from that was "kombat"
    Baraka: Then you understand enough
    /\ Me explaining the lore of MK to my friends

  • @r3n3gad34l1f3
    @r3n3gad34l1f3 5 років тому +39

    At 4:50 its kinda funny to imagine that D'Vorah sat around for an unspecified amount of time...just waiting to make that comeback. The pride in her voice when she says "this one breaks windshields" had me dying xD

  • @TheAvgCrusader
    @TheAvgCrusader 5 років тому +154

    Cetrion: I find your lack of faith disturbing
    *Darth Vader would like to know your location*

    • @Valkyrae123
      @Valkyrae123 5 років тому +5

      Fastblaze 71 Dutch van der lin wants to know your location

    • @yami_oh
      @yami_oh 5 років тому

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 років тому +1

      don't worry I actually made a video of all the movie references that I got from the game so far in this video - ua-cam.com/video/2gvPL7uj0zk/v-deo.html

    • @HCSRBLX
      @HCSRBLX 5 років тому +2

      Imagine if they added Darth Vader to
      MK lol

    • @Funstun-yk7oo
      @Funstun-yk7oo 5 років тому

      @@HCSRBLX you could do some crazy fatalities with the force

  • @Mikedastud
    @Mikedastud 5 років тому +160

    Cage: Dated a beauty queen who looked just like you
    Jade: I pity that poor woman
    Cage: Pity me!!! She was insanely high maintenance
    Johnny Cage is the 🐐

    • @Mikedastud
      @Mikedastud 5 років тому +1

      @Alex Soria 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @GenshinLover283
    @GenshinLover283 5 років тому +289

    “Your lack of faith disturbs me.”
    I never thought Cetrion would make a Darth Vader reference.

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 5 років тому +6

      I was actually gonna say that too. I knew I heard that line somewhere else.

    • @kaiserdualshadow3544
      @kaiserdualshadow3544 5 років тому

      It would have been ironic if Kabal or Bi-Han said it instead , lol

  • @DrDoritosRMLG
    @DrDoritosRMLG 5 років тому +83

    In MkX it was all Johnny
    Now its Cassie
    Savage does run in the family after all

  • @TakeswithTitan23
    @TakeswithTitan23 5 років тому +513

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Raiden:I must consult with the Elder Gods.

    • @kasamigi8031
      @kasamigi8031 5 років тому +7

      Please, no more mocking Raiden

    • @thatthingyoudid5yearsago528
      @thatthingyoudid5yearsago528 5 років тому +41

      @@kasamigi8031 I must consult with the elder gods on this matter.

    • @kasamigi8031
      @kasamigi8031 5 років тому +2

      @@thatthingyoudid5yearsago528 The Elder Gods are dead. So will us

    • @rickusan1385
      @rickusan1385 5 років тому +19

      @@kasamigi8031 They're dead? I must consult with the elder gods about this...

    • @kasamigi8031
      @kasamigi8031 5 років тому +1

      @@rickusan1385 You can consult with the dead? xD

  • @SonicAdventureEnjoyer
    @SonicAdventureEnjoyer 5 років тому +305

    Frost: "you're even smaller in person, Shao Kahn."
    Kahn: "and you're an even bigger brat!"
    Frost: "touched a nerve there didn't I?"
    *scarecrow noises in the background*

    • @ezekielmarlowe8044
      @ezekielmarlowe8044 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @Valken985
      @Valken985 5 років тому +1

      Are you gonna be in Mortal Kombat 11 pack, since you just joined in Smash Ultimate?

    • @Brandon-rq3ys
      @Brandon-rq3ys 5 років тому +2

      Scarecrows make noises?

  • @LaPortaDellaLuce
    @LaPortaDellaLuce 5 років тому +350

    Cassie: Can I say it, just for once?
    Scorpion: Only if you wish to suffer.
    Cassie: GET OVER HERE!
    Geras: Actors left no mark in history.
    Johnny: Ronald. Reagan.
    Geras: The exception that proves the rule.

    • @Slenderslayer351
      @Slenderslayer351 5 років тому +6

      Both are pretty funny

    • @giovahnnigucci9274
      @giovahnnigucci9274 5 років тому +1

      Lady I.H.V.E. Byron (LaPortaDellaLuce) hello

    • @KingNemean
      @KingNemean 5 років тому +1

      That Cassie/Scorpion intro was adorable...she's a fan...

  • @Speeddemon105
    @Speeddemon105 4 роки тому +51

    2:50 As much as I love Johnny, Kung Lao absolutely THRASHES him with that one line. OUCH indeed.

  • @dannyzero692
    @dannyzero692 5 років тому +299

    Cage family literally took 98% of the roasts/insults

  • @liamodahl1205
    @liamodahl1205 5 років тому +280

    "Your heart is darker than Shinnok's."
    Damn, Scorpion, I knew you did burns, but ouch.

    • @xavierepps6699
      @xavierepps6699 3 роки тому +7

      The kollector said she collects souls 12:14

    • @Cerise__
      @Cerise__ 3 роки тому +2

      Please explain why your PfP is a Nazi Soldier

    • @liamodahl1205
      @liamodahl1205 3 роки тому +1

      @@Cerise__
      Look closer at the arm. It's a Grammar Nazi.

    • @ldorganics
      @ldorganics 2 роки тому

      Scorpion 🔥

  • @ManoftheHour1987
    @ManoftheHour1987 5 років тому +418

    Johnny: "Why wasn't i your chosen one?"
    Raiden "You have all day, Johnny Cage?"
    Well, damn, first he roasted Liu Kang (toasty!) and now poor Johnny is on his list!

    • @justinwhite4995
      @justinwhite4995 5 років тому +1

      'Twas Kung Lao if I remember right.

    • @juanmatemos5695
      @juanmatemos5695 5 років тому +1

      All day?ohhhh a reazons

    • @bigboss2174
      @bigboss2174 5 років тому +2

      I still don't get it

    • @Cry_Neon6250
      @Cry_Neon6250 5 років тому +9

      @@bigboss2174 raiden asked a rhetorical question if Johnny had all day, which means Raiden had so many reasons for Johnny that it would take a whole day to list them out. Its like the equivalent to "give me one reason why I can't have this." "only one? I could write a whole book." not a good example but you get the point.

    • @donalouis6215
      @donalouis6215 5 років тому

      I read this as it was said

  • @kokichioma1901
    @kokichioma1901 5 років тому +39

    Shao Kahn: You failed me too often!
    Shang Tsung: Over millenniums I have failed you twice
    Shao Kahn: THAT WAS UNACCEPTABLE!!

  • @jamesstrain1631
    @jamesstrain1631 5 років тому +153

    My favorite is between Erron black vs Frost
    Frost:Once cyberized you will serve me.
    Erron: Serve? Or service?
    Frost: uhhh. Nevermind

    • @Kieranhc
      @Kieranhc 5 років тому +19

      It feels like there are a few NSFW ways to take that.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 5 років тому +15

      @@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 Unless said robot girl has been designed for such role, in which case, stick away boi

    • @ezekielmarlowe8044
      @ezekielmarlowe8044 5 років тому

      What time?

    • @Kieranhc
      @Kieranhc 5 років тому +2

      @@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 Trust me, I'm not into using Grinder.

    • @4YrStasis
      @4YrStasis 5 років тому +9

      @@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 Tell that to krillin.

  • @JoelMarioMX
    @JoelMarioMX 5 років тому +263

    Erron Black is high
    Johnny Cage is Cocky
    Perfect.

  • @yungmonsta1270
    @yungmonsta1270 5 років тому +583

    It should’ve been like
    “hey there Elsa, what’s up?”
    “Why does everyone call me that?”
    Oh honey, let it go” get it 😂

    • @yugiyami8642
      @yugiyami8642 5 років тому +31

      Cassie watched Frozen confirmed

    • @4YrStasis
      @4YrStasis 5 років тому +3

      Copyright?

    • @Brandon-rq3ys
      @Brandon-rq3ys 5 років тому +7

      @@4YrStasis it's just a name. No one has any copyright on that

    • @4YrStasis
      @4YrStasis 5 років тому +3

      @@Brandon-rq3ys I meant the song

    • @jordinliebelt1830
      @jordinliebelt1830 5 років тому +2

      Yung Monsta yeah it should been like that that would be even better

  • @TerranPersoid725
    @TerranPersoid725 2 роки тому +22

    0:48 I love how Scorpion knows exactly what she’s talking about.

  • @SamaelVR
    @SamaelVR 5 років тому +80

    Frost: "What do you see when you look at me?"
    Jacquie: "A cheap second gen knock-off."
    Frost: "I said look at me, not you."
    FROST WINS. FLAWLESS VICTORY. FATALITY!

  • @viperdmk1483
    @viperdmk1483 5 років тому +94

    The first one is literally the saying “You can’t Trust anyone, Not Even Yourself”

  • @kobevalencia796
    @kobevalencia796 5 років тому +178

    Actors leave no mark on history
    RONALD REAGEN

  • @user-xu4ed1jo5g
    @user-xu4ed1jo5g 3 роки тому +25

    1:07 the up and down look Frost gave to Jacqui 😭😭😭

  • @MatthewHodges
    @MatthewHodges 5 років тому +278

    Cassie: Those teeth look like they need a dentist!
    Baraka: I choose my own woman!
    Cassie: That explains your gingivitis!

  • @swifter6916
    @swifter6916 5 років тому +288

    Cassie Cage: Hey there Elsa
    Frost: Ugh Why does everybody call me that
    Cassie Cage: Oh honey let me help you

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 років тому +4

      😕
      I dont get that one

    • @wolfder6661
      @wolfder6661 5 років тому +8

      I went into my own world when she said honey kind of low-key wishing it was me she called honey unfortunately she has a BF called Dylan who I don't like

    • @SodiMocha
      @SodiMocha 5 років тому +4

      @@denverbajio9752 You haven't watched Frozen then 😂

    • @CyberianWinter
      @CyberianWinter 5 років тому +26

      Am I the only one who thought Cassie should've said "Oh, honey. You gotta let it go."

    • @Woods234
      @Woods234 5 років тому +1

      @@denverbajio9752 it's simple Frozen

  • @hindae085
    @hindae085 5 років тому +330

    Sees title.
    Watches video.
    Noob Saibot not demolishing people
    I've been bamboozled

    • @skullstompn
      @skullstompn 5 років тому +3

      HinDae085 that’s why his name is “Noob”

  • @purplehayes7011
    @purplehayes7011 5 років тому +28

    6:14
    Johnny Cage: Grandma Carlton told you my secret?
    Cassie Cage: Johnny "Pee-pants"?
    Johnny Cage: I had one accident! ONE!

  • @tyremeeks7206
    @tyremeeks7206 5 років тому +289

    Erron: easy sugar just bein friendly.
    Erron black the smooth criminal 😂🤣

    • @garrettsattem4799
      @garrettsattem4799 5 років тому +4

      Dropping a bag with a severed head on the floor is one hell of a way of being friendly.

  • @magnifique7678
    @magnifique7678 5 років тому +225

    Shao Kahn: so the Actor had a Daughter?
    Cassie: Unlike you, the Old-fashioned way.
    *OOOOOOOOOOOHHH*

    • @azlxns
      @azlxns 5 років тому +2

      wait how did shao kahn have one then?

    • @saraivar
      @saraivar 5 років тому +8

      @@azlxns It's refering the creation of Mileena

    • @Mugen123456789
      @Mugen123456789 5 років тому +3

      @@saraivar also refers to kitana since she's "adopted"

    • @Mugen123456789
      @Mugen123456789 5 років тому

      @Joshy why do you think I put quotes around the word adopted

  • @idontleavestillchill4371
    @idontleavestillchill4371 5 років тому +380

    "GET OVER HERE!"

  • @nibbatroninc.1203
    @nibbatroninc.1203 5 років тому +40

    “You just need a cop, a sailor, and a cowboy”
    “For what, Johnny Cage?”
    “Only the greatest disco reboot ever”
    “YMCA”

    • @doriangreen3231
      @doriangreen3231 4 роки тому +4

      Cage _should_ say that to Nightwolf but it's probably racist or something.

  • @mrgrimm6794
    @mrgrimm6794 5 років тому +66

    Frost: "What Do You See When You Look At me?"
    Jacqui: "a Second Gen Knock-Off"
    Frost: "I Said Look At Me Not You"

  • @akumapup
    @akumapup 5 років тому +214

    I want noob to say, "I'll get you next time, gadget. Next time!"

    • @lunarlexomancer4906
      @lunarlexomancer4906 5 років тому +5

      I'll get you next time, Sub-Zero!

    • @TheGraveKnight
      @TheGraveKnight 5 років тому

      @@lunarlexomancer4906 But he is (er, was) Sub-Zero

    • @thatguy3718
      @thatguy3718 5 років тому

      Stick auto tune over his voice then he becomes sound wave

  • @jailbreak7426
    @jailbreak7426 5 років тому +209

    Jhonny cage :Whats up frosty the snowchick.
    Frost: your time cage.
    Johnny cage: clever girl.
    Lol Yup that was very clever

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 5 років тому

      Lool hahahaha

    • @newnemesis666
      @newnemesis666 5 років тому

      I didn't get this interaction, can someone explain to me, please?

    • @kingfish3303
      @kingfish3303 5 років тому

      @@newnemesis666 me neither

    • @LZF95
      @LZF95 5 років тому +3

      @@newnemesis666 his time is up.

    • @Szszymon14
      @Szszymon14 5 років тому +3

      @@newnemesis666 She probably meant it is time to die from her hand.

  • @florvillota5
    @florvillota5 4 роки тому +33

    CC: “Take off the Kung lao”
    KL: “Only if you admit I am greatest”
    CC: “If anyone’s the G.O.A.T it’s me”

  • @nate_the_great8990
    @nate_the_great8990 5 років тому +675

    Nobody
    Litterally no one:
    Cassie cage: GET OVER HERE!

  • @rickyyy9933
    @rickyyy9933 5 років тому +131

    Thanos:Wipes half of the universe
    Kronika:Hold my jin sei

    • @danielwells1734
      @danielwells1734 5 років тому +6

      Thanos should be a DLC character, if only Disney/Marvel would go along with it.

    • @bigfella9866
      @bigfella9866 5 років тому

      Jin sei?

    • @PyroInferno110
      @PyroInferno110 5 років тому

      @@danielwells1734 well then u gotta worry about DC it wouldnt really work well

    • @danielwells1734
      @danielwells1734 5 років тому

      @@PyroInferno110 Darkseid then? He'd be even better. Imagine the fatality potential!! :D

    • @PyroInferno110
      @PyroInferno110 5 років тому

      @@danielwells1734 darkseid would be fine, i just want a more brutal darkseid like in Justice League War, not the one in Injustice 2, that one was just ass honestly...

  • @masterninjaize
    @masterninjaize 5 років тому +153

    The damn Harry Potter reference by the Saibots though

    • @tylermalott3667
      @tylermalott3667 4 роки тому +2

      masterninjaize I was waiting for a comment like this lol

    • @jeongna
      @jeongna 4 роки тому

      Same i was surprised no one noticed this

    • @jennifercorbett8640
      @jennifercorbett8640 4 роки тому +2

      @@jeongna Pretty sure most people noticed that.

  • @antoniogarcia3898
    @antoniogarcia3898 4 роки тому +19

    “Who are you, ghost?”
    “He who shall not be named.”
    “Go back to your deathly hollow.”
    MAN, I LOVE HARRY POTTER

  • @swifter6916
    @swifter6916 5 років тому +96

    Johnny Cage: I got the best summer job for you
    Sub-Zero: What would that be?
    Johnny Cage: Air Condiccer

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 років тому +5

      Human*
      Conditioner*

    • @ZXaria
      @ZXaria 5 років тому +1

      @@denverbajio9752
      You didn't get the joke.

    • @kasamigi8031
      @kasamigi8031 5 років тому +1

      @@ZXaria Neither did i xD

    • @denverbajio9752
      @denverbajio9752 5 років тому +1

      Well yes but actually yes i didnt

    • @ryler7
      @ryler7 5 років тому

      @@ZXaria pls explain jok to me

  • @sheilaok4621
    @sheilaok4621 5 років тому +213

    GET OVER HERE! Get over here. Scorpion says that.

    • @ryler7
      @ryler7 5 років тому

      And we thank thee for this great info Elder god of the obvious

    • @ryler7
      @ryler7 5 років тому

      And we thank thee for this great info, Elder goddess of the obvious...

  • @kaichou5985
    @kaichou5985 5 років тому +73

    Cassie: This is me swiping left
    *head tilts right

    • @habibi4401
      @habibi4401 5 років тому

      Tilting the head to the right creates a motion of the nose going left

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 5 років тому

      Erron, who was born in the 1800’s this is you doin what?

  • @paphian
    @paphian 5 років тому +19

    “The one who shall not be named.”
    “Return to your deathly hallow.”
    ... did you just-

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 3 роки тому +3

      What makes this funnier is that he is saying it to his own Shadow.

  • @tbhon
    @tbhon 5 років тому +113

    I like the implication in the Kitana vs Kitana one that one of them is actually Mileena
    It's also a throwback to Mileena's ending in one of the PS2 era games where she also pretends to be Kitana

    • @AngelEmfrbl
      @AngelEmfrbl 5 років тому +3

      Also in the comics kitana and lung Lao were a pair, not luo kang.

  • @mariusgamer2613
    @mariusgamer2613 5 років тому +200

    Johnny:I found your perfect summer job
    SubZero:what would be
    Johnny:Human Air Condition At 0:30

  • @contrerasjose1999
    @contrerasjose1999 5 років тому +76

    Erron Black:That aint how its said
    Johnny Cage:Whatever you say A Aron
    Im weak😂😂😂

  • @RKDupont
    @RKDupont 4 роки тому +15

    “What happened to your eye?”
    “Special forces bastard took it.”
    “I’ll take the other one.”
    I laugh so hard when I hear this one it’s too funny to me