MORTAL KOMBAT Funniest Intros Ever - MK Funny Jokes

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  • @misfit7024
    @misfit7024 3 роки тому +8943

    " I never considered you an enemy"
    " I never considered you"
    That is one stab to the heart

    • @Felipebrbrbrbr
      @Felipebrbrbrbr 3 роки тому +375

      That’s just hurtful

    • @jooyoungkang3858
      @jooyoungkang3858 3 роки тому +147

      Hey Siri, play *friendzone*

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 2 роки тому +110

      And that's why Takeda never returned.

    • @HermanLoud
      @HermanLoud 2 роки тому +96

      "Wait, the fatality is after the fight!"

    • @Smiley0.1
      @Smiley0.1 2 роки тому +32

      *NOW THAT'S JUST HURTFUL!*

  • @grimreaper7303
    @grimreaper7303 3 роки тому +6957

    “I never considered you an enemy”
    “I never considered you at all”
    “Now that’s just hurtful”

    • @mateoabrego9492
      @mateoabrego9492 3 роки тому +220

      I feel his pain🤣

    • @gachabruh3222
      @gachabruh3222 3 роки тому +146

      The last line is soooo memeable

    • @STV..
      @STV.. 3 роки тому +11

      🥺😔

    • @zatsunedemon7160
      @zatsunedemon7160 3 роки тому +57

      “What did cage teach you to call me?”
      “An ugly mother fu**er”
      “I’ll eat him alive!”
      What terminator said killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @geocross237
      @geocross237 3 роки тому +62

      I remember hearing that for the first time.
      Me: "Damn Kitana now that's just *_bitchy."_*

  • @obbybro
    @obbybro 3 роки тому +6580

    Erron: "I have a problem."
    Jacqui: "yUoR pEePeE hUrTs??!?!"
    Erron: "Now you have a problem."

    • @just_a_guy0_0
      @just_a_guy0_0 3 роки тому +233

      my favourite one 😂😂

    • @frasscolegaming5510
      @frasscolegaming5510 3 роки тому +87

      What did he do

    • @almightytm2399
      @almightytm2399 2 роки тому +30

      @@frasscolegaming5510 they slept together n they wound up getting n std

    • @filxie
      @filxie 2 роки тому +23

      @@almightytm2399 please tell me this is true 😂

    • @almightytm2399
      @almightytm2399 2 роки тому +18

      @@filxie I mean it makes the most sense😭

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 2 роки тому +4441

    I love how Kombat is full of weird gods, monstrosities, a freaky things, but as soon as the Predator uncloaks everyone is like "Wth is that?"

    • @SinsiMonkey
      @SinsiMonkey 2 роки тому +138

      Jason Voorhees is the coolest one I'm my opinion.

    • @arvintyree1109
      @arvintyree1109 2 роки тому +114

      Too bad kratos won't return to MK for legal reasons.....

    • @SinsiMonkey
      @SinsiMonkey 2 роки тому +17

      The truth is Video games can Upgrade way better than this the Update a little bit so they can make money. That is the sad truth I'm numb because anything I believe in my childhood is wrong I watched UA-cam videos and I'm convinced I thought they're just talking out of their butts or something but it's true. They have prove and everything some things they can't prove most of it can.

    • @DreFromMaine8472
      @DreFromMaine8472 Рік тому +22

      And they can speak English if they wanted to. But in MK, they don't see the need, hahaha!

    • @josue2409
      @josue2409 Рік тому +18

      @@SinsiMonkeywtf You going on about

  • @marin9412
    @marin9412 3 роки тому +9078

    I love how everyone reacts to Johnny cage like « god, not him again »

  • @mettatonex7221
    @mettatonex7221 3 роки тому +5396

    Joker: "Grandmaster Blueberry Ice, eh?"
    Sub Zero: "Only Johnny Cage may use that name and live!"
    Aw that's cute.

    • @choma568
      @choma568 3 роки тому +397

      That's my favorite intro between sub-zero and the joker, specially because before the joker were released as dlc, on the character trailer i commented some dialogue options that could be used as intro and one of them was
      Joker: grandmaster blueberry ice, eh?
      Sub-zero: you stole that joke to johnny cage?
      Joker: i also stole his sunglasses :D
      I could say i almost guessed one intro between them :')

    • @stavkous4963
      @stavkous4963 3 роки тому +104

      13:43

    • @Cheeseburgerman23
      @Cheeseburgerman23 3 роки тому +187

      They both went through a cataclysmic battle for earthrealm so Sub is giving cage a pass for the nicknames

    • @Mati-pl2jy
      @Mati-pl2jy 3 роки тому +45

      @@stavkous4963 19:01

    • @blueberrrymika
      @blueberrrymika 3 роки тому +42

      Homie goals

  • @quandaledingle4127
    @quandaledingle4127 3 роки тому +4507

    12:10
    "Repulsive human!"
    "Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive."
    _"WHO TOLD YOU THIS!?"_

    • @ilysixwings6631
      @ilysixwings6631 2 роки тому +60

      LMAOOOOO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @kichiroumitsurugi4363
      @kichiroumitsurugi4363 2 роки тому +132

      @@ilysixwings6631 Doesn't help Johnny makes another similar jab in MK11 (and another jab at the MKX intro is made in MK11 with Mileena saying 'I will never mate with you Baraka!'

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 2 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @adamlong6711
      @adamlong6711 2 роки тому +32

      Apparently Johnny also visited the Injustice universe and played Mortal Kombat II while he was there.

    • @JayDineroBandz
      @JayDineroBandz 2 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

  • @SKTheKid
    @SKTheKid 2 роки тому +2593

    I lost it when Cassie did the hilariously bad Swedish accent talking to Triborg 😂

    • @morbidlyobeserobocop3038
      @morbidlyobeserobocop3038 Рік тому +157

      Ooooo ya like the tasty feesh, yah? XD

    • @JustAff-1
      @JustAff-1 Рік тому +64

      @@morbidlyobeserobocop3038 yah for sure

    • @charleysmashley1668
      @charleysmashley1668 Рік тому +27

      Do we really sound like that ?? For the record all Scandinavians talk like that

    • @novainfinity487
      @novainfinity487 Рік тому +21

      A perfect Midwest accent though

    • @kendrashaaaa
      @kendrashaaaa Рік тому +16

      @@charleysmashley1668 Youd have to send me a voice note id tell u lol

  • @kindred4564
    @kindred4564 3 роки тому +1757

    23:33 "what's that on your fa- AUH" has actually got me rolling

    • @Tush901
      @Tush901 3 роки тому +177

      That’s just really fucked up, man...

    • @michaelsebastian914
      @michaelsebastian914 3 роки тому +98

      I will be disgusted too

    • @forever____________young
      @forever____________young Рік тому +1

      I didnt ubdedstand ??? Was johnny talking abiut the mask ??

    • @GoodfellaZeta4873
      @GoodfellaZeta4873 Рік тому +10

      3:02 It's game over, man!

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 Рік тому +7

      ​@@forever____________youngYes. From a distance, Johnny couldn't tell what was wrong. His "face" was bizarrely wrinkled and uneven. So he started to insult Leatherface before he realized what he was looking at.

  • @CyberneticStreetrunner
    @CyberneticStreetrunner 3 роки тому +5509

    Joker: “There’s a name for people like you”
    Scorpion: “Choose your words carefully,Joker”
    Joker: “appuappunappumukumuku”

  • @subhashkapur4148
    @subhashkapur4148 3 роки тому +3880

    Kuai Liang is ok with Johnny Cage calling him Grandmaster Blueberry Ice

    • @kingstongary9103
      @kingstongary9103 3 роки тому +85

      We know 😂

    • @gotsghostrider666
      @gotsghostrider666 3 роки тому +277

      I wouldn't say hes okay with it. He's just the only one who survives calling him that

    • @leon4377
      @leon4377 3 роки тому +132

      I wonder how Bi-Han would have reacted to that nickname

    • @gotsghostrider666
      @gotsghostrider666 3 роки тому +65

      @@leon4377 he would have straight up killed him

    • @adamnobplays1283
      @adamnobplays1283 3 роки тому +85

      @@gotsghostrider666 bi Han. Also known as. Sub zero would definitely kill Johnny Cage. But he Younger brother is more Kind ? You could say .

  • @NICKatronMC
    @NICKatronMC Рік тому +428

    15:44 The way she IMMEDIATELY reacts to what Jacqui says had me smile hard before laughing

  • @shaquilleautomobile4795
    @shaquilleautomobile4795 3 роки тому +2707

    “You stole my face” I like how that’s jokers way of calling him a clown

    • @Jay-tl6ri
      @Jay-tl6ri 3 роки тому +113

      It’s a reference to Shang’s mk9 fatality where he turned into a joker-like clown

    • @AlasEtéreas
      @AlasEtéreas 3 роки тому +42

      I think in general Joker doesn't like when others imitate his trademark, so to speak. Idk, I think about the BTAS when the Creeper imitated his crimes and Joker was angry about this. Remember that Mr. J has a big ego, so he get's angry when he's not the center of attention.

    • @jackattacktron1000
      @jackattacktron1000 2 роки тому +2

      This interaction is fucking awesome!

    • @antusFireNova
      @antusFireNova 2 роки тому +11

      @@Jay-tl6ri which was the exact same fatality Joker had in Mortal Kombat vs DC heroes (one of the few good ones in that game)

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 2 роки тому

      @@Jay-tl6ri true

  • @mal9507
    @mal9507 2 роки тому +2782

    13:45 This seems to imply that Sub-Zero actually likes his nickname from Johnny! I love it!

    • @EmenussGOamazing
      @EmenussGOamazing 2 роки тому +238

      kuai's a big ol softie

    • @Tioko
      @Tioko 2 роки тому +60

      To me, it implies shipping 😍 And I’m not a Mortal Kombat fan, I have no idea about the story and stuff X)

    • @marcosmoreira5631
      @marcosmoreira5631 2 роки тому +26

      @@Tioko haha lmao

    • @Seba-ii9bp
      @Seba-ii9bp 2 роки тому +141

      @@Tioko I don't know anything about the lore either but jhonnys daughter is literally on this video...

    • @bm-ub6zc
      @bm-ub6zc 2 роки тому +142

      he doesn't like it, but johnny makes jokes so inflationary, it would be a waste of energy to dwell on one joke

  • @kreigguardsman3355
    @kreigguardsman3355 3 роки тому +2225

    I love how everyone’s lines are somewhat clean then Spawns are just filled with every profanity one can think of

    • @shadedepeche2556
      @shadedepeche2556 3 роки тому +82

      Except the more derogatory ones. Like the N-word.

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 3 роки тому +118

      @@shadedepeche2556 hilarious hes voiced by Keith David too

    • @shadedepeche2556
      @shadedepeche2556 3 роки тому +14

      @@reddsmoke904 Why do you bring that up?

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 3 роки тому +37

      @@shadedepeche2556 because i thought it was hilarious in context of the comment lol

    • @shadedepeche2556
      @shadedepeche2556 3 роки тому +7

      @@reddsmoke904 Is it funny because Keith David is black?

  • @jrvy74
    @jrvy74 Рік тому +125

    3:15 “Keep your big mouth and your little mouth shut.” I know there’s much better trash talk in this video, especially from Johnny Cage, but for whatever reason this one really cracks me up.

  • @vaporwave2339
    @vaporwave2339 3 роки тому +2282

    Are we just gonna ignore Quan Chi has the greatest roast of all time?
    "Why haven't we done business?"
    "Didn't wanna become a zombie."
    "It might increase your intelligence."

    • @hagiuarmando2342
      @hagiuarmando2342 3 роки тому +82

      Well, that was actually good one.

    • @jamiekirby2620
      @jamiekirby2620 3 роки тому +10

      He's a total liar about that tho

    • @yaboisniper7358
      @yaboisniper7358 3 роки тому +101

      @@jamiekirby2620 that’s the joke, he basically said that Kano was dumber than a zombie

    • @quentinhirschfeld3547
      @quentinhirschfeld3547 3 роки тому +10

      @@jamiekirby2620
      Hello, it's à joke, he roast Kano about his intelligence !

    • @ecsTAZypop
      @ecsTAZypop 3 роки тому +6

      @@yaboisniper7358 omg 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yerrkkk.4593
    @yerrkkk.4593 3 роки тому +3143

    “YoU KnOw YouR HeAd loOks LikE a DiLdO “😂😂

    • @tyshco2969
      @tyshco2969 3 роки тому +246

      *I T ‘ S G A M E O V E R , M A N*

    • @miloradowicz
      @miloradowicz 3 роки тому +82

      Actually, it was designed to look like a dildo. There are monographies on Giger's philosophy and its reflection on his creation if you are interested.

    • @steele927
      @steele927 3 роки тому +30

      @@miloradowicz ok supernerd

    • @miloradowicz
      @miloradowicz 3 роки тому +38

      @@steele927 lol, not really. I mean, I guess I _am_ a nerd, but movies and Aliens are not my area. I just happened to work on wildbow's Worm fan-translation into Russian around the time Scott's Covenant was coming out, and one of my fellow translators knew shittons about the philosophy behind the Alien's phallic aesthetics.

    • @admgiggles5632
      @admgiggles5632 3 роки тому +12

      Caught me off guard

  • @crumblemuffin1257
    @crumblemuffin1257 3 роки тому +4902

    My favorite is all of Joker's intros. Because everyone is threatening him and he's having fun instead lmfao

  • @sciencmath
    @sciencmath Рік тому +406

    13:47 Either Sub-Zero truly respects Johnny Cage or simply can't beat him

  • @MinecartWithTNT
    @MinecartWithTNT 3 роки тому +1690

    9:00
    "No jokes. Let's do it."
    "That's what she said."
    I fucking lost it

  • @Sutoratego
    @Sutoratego 3 роки тому +1427

    I love how Tremor is the only character that approves of Johnny Cage’s movies.
    Least I think he’s the only one.

    • @GoldRichness
      @GoldRichness 3 роки тому +123

      Rain as well, albeit in a different way

    • @zhengwenyu1587
      @zhengwenyu1587 3 роки тому +156

      I heard in a cut content, Fujin said he enjoys them too, and tells Johnny not to tell anyone. Guess it was replaced with “were you not focused?”

    • @Rebirth_Animations
      @Rebirth_Animations 3 роки тому +41

      Forgot about joker man.

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 2 роки тому +40

      What do you mean? Johnny approves of Johnny's movies. At the end of the day, nobody else matters.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Rebirth_AnimationsJoker doesn't approve of Johnny's movies. He's dumbstruck when he realized that Cage was the biggest star around.

  • @ivanuzanov6406
    @ivanuzanov6406 3 роки тому +659

    11:44
    "Thats not a knife"
    "Ha, got you to say it"
    Best of the bunch imo

    • @Pickiest
      @Pickiest 2 роки тому +15

      Agreed, the best one

  • @alienartist6811
    @alienartist6811 Рік тому +331

    I will never not laugh at 6:06. The 'I *am* your daughter.' cracks me up

  • @jacobdyingextraordinaire4805
    @jacobdyingextraordinaire4805 3 роки тому +850

    I think every Rambo opening is gold because he’s just really damn confused lmao

    • @michealforguson5317
      @michealforguson5317 3 роки тому +104

      "What kind of vampire are you?"
      "I am NOT a vampire! I am a Blood Mage!"
      "The difference being?"
      Skarlet better not take a trip to Thedas...

    • @ultimatebishoujo29
      @ultimatebishoujo29 2 роки тому +9

      Lol true

  • @chrismartinez8475
    @chrismartinez8475 3 роки тому +3652

    I feel bad for the xenomorph he can’t defend himself against Johnny’s insults😂😂😂

    • @MJHootHoot
      @MJHootHoot 3 роки тому +31

      I dont.

    • @Kpimpmaster
      @Kpimpmaster 3 роки тому +175

      It can
      By eating his face

    • @LUNCHLEAMs
      @LUNCHLEAMs 3 роки тому +57

      It was game over for him man, game over

    • @foxonrye
      @foxonrye 3 роки тому +32

      *its game over man!*

    • @kaijuar2003
      @kaijuar2003 3 роки тому +8

      @@Kpimpmaster Or pinning him for a Facehugger to impregnate him with an embryonic Chestburster.

  • @thedarkdragonplays229
    @thedarkdragonplays229 3 роки тому +958

    “That’s not a knife”
    “HA Got ya to say it”

    • @HeroicLeo8125
      @HeroicLeo8125 3 роки тому +7

      ?

    • @theportugueselegend
      @theportugueselegend 3 роки тому +46

      @@HeroicLeo8125 Crocodile Dundee. Watch the movie with your parents it's worth it

    • @alejoqc9540
      @alejoqc9540 3 роки тому +2

      @@theportugueselegend I'll note that.

    • @JT-Loyd
      @JT-Loyd 3 роки тому +29

      That is not a knife
      This is a KNIFE

    • @aestheticmizo6444
      @aestheticmizo6444 3 роки тому +3

      @@JT-Loyd but don't worry , mind is just a little bigger 😂

  • @yasha5544
    @yasha5544 Рік тому +312

    2:10
    "Imagine outworld free of slaves"
    "Over my dead body"
    My favourite moment.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 Рік тому

      "Today's the day, skullf**ker."

    • @Dip_Shet_nation
      @Dip_Shet_nation Рік тому

      "Today's the day, skull fucker"

    • @IluminousOne-9.7.2
      @IluminousOne-9.7.2 11 місяців тому +3

      I meant Free, not free.

    • @therivster
      @therivster 5 місяців тому +12

      “Today’s the day, Skull F**ker”
      Only Spawn has the balls to say that to Shao Khan. 😂😂😂

    • @sigstackfault
      @sigstackfault 5 місяців тому +1

      I think the followup should've been "That can be arranged"

  • @metro0612
    @metro0612 3 роки тому +4296

    Takeda: "Gonna stab you with my... 'knife'."
    Kano: "DAS NOT A NOIFE!"
    Takeda: "I got ya to say it!"
    God, I miss Takeda.

    • @jacktheomnithere2127
      @jacktheomnithere2127 3 роки тому +105

      what does that intro mean, exactly?
      and i miss Takeda too.

    • @metro0612
      @metro0612 3 роки тому +307

      @@jacktheomnithere2127 it's a refetence to the movie "Crocodile Dundee". Just look up "that's not a knife" and it should be the first thing you see.

    • @jacktheomnithere2127
      @jacktheomnithere2127 3 роки тому +50

      @@metro0612 i meant is it a dirty joke or something like that?
      The way Takeda delivered it made it sound so.

    • @metro0612
      @metro0612 3 роки тому +28

      @@jacktheomnithere2127 You'd save yourself time if you just look it up on UA-cam.

    • @jacktheomnithere2127
      @jacktheomnithere2127 3 роки тому +14

      @@metro0612 i did before you told me. I sort of get jt.

  • @Azipyx
    @Azipyx 3 роки тому +2928

    "We mustn't fight"
    "I'm afraid we must"
    "You were my only friend"
    *I felt that*

    • @michaelsebastian914
      @michaelsebastian914 3 роки тому +92

      When you were making too many enemies that you're alone

    • @wdethan
      @wdethan 2 роки тому +22

      When you tell your friend you can't let him play with your Hot Wheels ™ set

    • @KenjakuTheEditor
      @KenjakuTheEditor 2 роки тому +6

      We got the same name mine is termari

    • @majinplaton
      @majinplaton 2 роки тому +5

      Wait-
      Cage can break the 4th wall?

    • @KenjakuTheEditor
      @KenjakuTheEditor 2 роки тому +1

      Apparently lol

  • @DarkDeviDevil
    @DarkDeviDevil 2 роки тому +2508

    I love how nobody takes Frost seriously, it’s hilarious.

    • @Drnswap
      @Drnswap 2 роки тому +62

      She is Sub-Zero 2.0

    • @lordblu4316
      @lordblu4316 2 роки тому +205

      @@Drnswap More like a cheap ripoff of a superior product.

    • @Idontexisthihi001
      @Idontexisthihi001 2 роки тому +100

      Probably because she doesn’t have much going for her. Character wise, she’s just Sub Zero’s bratty ex student. Her powers are a hybrid of Sub Zero and Cyber Sub Zero. She really doesn’t stand that well next to the other characters

    • @ventitpuddi
      @ventitpuddi 2 роки тому +44

      @@lordblu4316 every masterpiece has its cheap knock off 😔

    • @jackychang9148
      @jackychang9148 Рік тому

      @@Drnswap more like the Chinese knockoff she is. Cheap as hell.

  • @GodsDissapointment
    @GodsDissapointment Рік тому +80

    18:19 i dont know what funnier. The idea that enough combatants know about frozen to call frost elsa multiple times, the fact that frost knew that cassie would know why she was being called frost, or the fact that frost pure confusion in that moment was enough for cassie to just feel bad and want to help. 😂😂

  • @Player-hk4gt
    @Player-hk4gt 3 роки тому +501

    3:24 Johnny says it so calmly and normally that it sounds out of nowhere hahahahaha

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 3 роки тому +951

    14:29 The funny thing is, despite his tone, I don't think the Joker actually intended any disrespect with this question.

    • @Bluesit32
      @Bluesit32 2 роки тому +193

      Disrespect, yes, but it's also a sincere question. Joker has no respect for Aquaman anyway.

    • @bm-ub6zc
      @bm-ub6zc 2 роки тому +56

      he's always disrespectful, he's just toying with his opponent by suggesting it was a sincere question, because it couldve been

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 2 роки тому +12

      @@Bluesit32 True.

  • @carmiccus7990
    @carmiccus7990 2 роки тому +817

    1:51 Kabal just accepted it lmao

  • @dishierbongo2757
    @dishierbongo2757 Рік тому +255

    4:10
    The fact that it's Sylvester Stallone vs Arnold Scwartzenegger makes this 10 times more funnier

    • @jamie1217
      @jamie1217 Рік тому +18

      I think I've heard it wasn't actually Arnold himself, they hired someone who could do a good impression. :)

    • @jdb2002
      @jdb2002 9 місяців тому +12

      ​@@jamie1217 You're right. Arnold was too busy with Terminator Dark Fate. But he did hand-pick who would do it.

    • @iainkilcar7463
      @iainkilcar7463 8 місяців тому

      It doesn't even sound remotely like arnie

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 7 місяців тому

      Lol

    • @Bb_marjuana
      @Bb_marjuana 7 місяців тому +2

      @@iainkilcar7463you never seen a terminator movie

  • @wilsonsanchez9710
    @wilsonsanchez9710 3 роки тому +1343

    "Is it true that sub-zero's now 'plain zero?"
    "My mission objective is complete."
    "Damn."
    now that's cold

    • @neutralball1099
      @neutralball1099 3 роки тому +107

      That’s not very ice of you.

    • @SuperJGGaming
      @SuperJGGaming 3 роки тому +32

      @@neutralball1099 punny

    • @Tahu33446
      @Tahu33446 3 роки тому +35

      Like what was he hit with de-icer or something?

    • @alexlin465-
      @alexlin465- 3 роки тому +7

      he killed him

    • @arsen4512
      @arsen4512 3 роки тому +5

      Boo... just boo...

  • @JustFrost32
    @JustFrost32 3 роки тому +817

    15:43 lmfao "I just said your dad is kinda hot" "STOP ITTT"

  • @roberthorn9915
    @roberthorn9915 2 роки тому +465

    13:40
    "Grandmaster blueberry Ice eh?
    Only johnny cage may use that name and live
    Your hardly intimidating snow cone"
    Is now and will forever be my favorite line of dialogue in mk11

  • @fabianaguirre5117
    @fabianaguirre5117 2 роки тому +861

    22:22 had me crying😂

  • @Rusellei
    @Rusellei 3 роки тому +1984

    *Cassie* : Triborg huh? You Swedish?
    *Tribrog* : My human origins are unimportant
    *Cassie* : oOh yOu LiKe tHe tAsTy FiSh yeah for sure

  • @Smiley0.1
    @Smiley0.1 2 роки тому +300

    12:25
    Not sure what makes me laugh more, the fact that Liu Kang kindly said please or the fact that Mileena misunderstood lol.

    • @Dispencerhere
      @Dispencerhere Рік тому +16

      Or the fact that mileena actually listened despite misunderstanding.

  • @COD_TomI
    @COD_TomI 3 роки тому +547

    11:06 "no Rose's?" "Just guns" "welcome to the jungle" me: they did not just make a guns and roses reference

    • @kombatserbia6034
      @kombatserbia6034 3 роки тому +21

      I mean Terminator takes guns out of roseeeee and you were talking bout that didn't you

    • @ADTribalChild
      @ADTribalChild 3 роки тому +20

      Not a bad thing necessarily. At the end of the day, it's all fun and games!

    • @siege824s8
      @siege824s8 3 роки тому +5

      It was also a movie reference To predator

    • @han3wmanwukong125
      @han3wmanwukong125 3 роки тому +9

      A terminator 2 joke too.

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm 3 роки тому +1

      @@ADTribalChild They get everything they want as well!

  • @billybadass3056
    @billybadass3056 2 роки тому +2478

    you know what's funny.... SNK Started this but Midway *FINISHED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @billybadass3056
      @billybadass3056 2 роки тому +4

      @Viable4Visable and you really think ppl are suppose to have a definition for every obscure comment they make on youtube huh?? yeah you MUST be 8... BEAT IT KID

    • @supamilkplays3706
      @supamilkplays3706 2 роки тому +6

      @Viable4Visable it means if you were born in the last decade which clearly you were then don't worry about what grown ups are talking about if it goes over your head kid. now go take a nap

    • @Xtessisold
      @Xtessisold Рік тому +1

      I wouldn’t say finish it they can keep going for at least another ten years

    • @supamilkplays3706
      @supamilkplays3706 Рік тому +7

      @@Xtessisold wtf are u even talking about?

    • @verximama828
      @verximama828 Рік тому +31

      @@billybadass3056 That doesn't really answer the question, but okay

  • @dreamart3721
    @dreamart3721 2 роки тому +302

    2:40 is hilarious "now that's just hurtful" gets me every time XD

  • @ivancazares7111
    @ivancazares7111 3 роки тому +568

    Johnny cage: Hey Mac
    Ermac: We will end you!
    Johnny cage: We? Is your mother joining us?

  • @Nintendo_Wolf
    @Nintendo_Wolf 3 роки тому +519

    19:19 Calling Subzero a human air conditioner for the summer time is too funny!

    • @AdderTude
      @AdderTude 2 роки тому +22

      It's even funnier considering his Friendship in MK11 has him excitedly hopping up and down like a schoolgirl before running off to ride an ice cream cart onto the stage.

    • @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804
      @justaguywhokilldiavoloforf2804 2 роки тому +7

      That's what I love about Sub Zero, he usually play along.

    • @josaywhat
      @josaywhat Рік тому +4

      Mehhh... Erron Black calling Frost a "snowflake" better 🤣

  • @CARNAGE25
    @CARNAGE25 Рік тому +173

    0:41 "Size doesn't matter baraka"
    Can we just appreciate those words by Cassie?

  • @sacredsalt6840
    @sacredsalt6840 3 роки тому +780

    3:24 is the exact reason why I love Johnny Cage.

    • @MJHootHoot
      @MJHootHoot 3 роки тому +28

      Best line ever.

    • @slippinjimmy9733
      @slippinjimmy9733 3 роки тому

      He is the worst character in mk x

    • @mrpersoonman
      @mrpersoonman 3 роки тому +30

      @@slippinjimmy9733 you mean stat wise or character wise
      because one of those is wrong.

    • @jakealter5504
      @jakealter5504 3 роки тому +1

      @@mrpersoonman probably character wise

    • @theorangegremlin334
      @theorangegremlin334 3 роки тому +1

      Well I mean he’s not wrong

  • @trust6545
    @trust6545 3 роки тому +345

    1:58 idk why but the "eh shit" gives me life

  • @Caselestial
    @Caselestial 3 роки тому +483

    "I have a problem"
    "Your peepee hurts?"
    "Now YOU have a problem"
    Just fucking kills me

  • @gladwrapenjoyer1973
    @gladwrapenjoyer1973 Рік тому +138

    3:24 hit me outta nowhere

  • @Nintendo_Wolf
    @Nintendo_Wolf 3 роки тому +773

    17:01 Even though Scorpion is kind of serious, I find his "Exactly." quite humorous!

  • @joshuagarza3673
    @joshuagarza3673 3 роки тому +159

    23:42 "That's just really F#$%& up man."
    Best Cage line.

  • @LieutenantByrd
    @LieutenantByrd 3 роки тому +412

    You missed.
    Takeda: I don't want to do this.
    Jaqui: You don't wanna wrestle me to the ground?
    Takeda: Okaayyy let's do this.

  • @SneakyMuffin
    @SneakyMuffin Рік тому +57

    I will never get over Kabal's little "ah shit" in that one with Shang Tsung.

  • @AbyssalPlague
    @AbyssalPlague 3 роки тому +534

    7:12 I love this interaction. Especially the way Jax says "You'll get my foot in your ass!"

    • @miguelcebrero5780
      @miguelcebrero5780 3 роки тому +37

      “Jax, it’s a child.”

    • @Leonardo-sx2jk
      @Leonardo-sx2jk 3 роки тому +30

      MKX Jax sounds like the grandpa off the boondocks

    • @jasonx1174
      @jasonx1174 3 роки тому +8

      @@Leonardo-sx2jk well there's 2 voices of Jax in MKX. The regular one and then the voice exclusive to the Alien Skin. So which one?

    • @artiequick3583
      @artiequick3583 3 роки тому

      @@miguelcebrero5780 that child wants to rip his eyes out

    • @sonomni
      @sonomni 2 роки тому +2

      @@jasonx1174 Carl Weathers is the second voice of Jax

  • @misterjay9955
    @misterjay9955 3 роки тому +524

    10:50 Is easily my favorite part because "it's turbo time" is a reference to another movie Arnold Schwarzenegger starred in called "Jingle all the way"

    • @Pressure_cooker24
      @Pressure_cooker24 2 роки тому +22

      Funny thing is 11:00 is a reference to Total Recall, another one of his movies

    • @RevampReborn
      @RevampReborn 2 роки тому +4

      I thought it felt Familiar

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 2 роки тому +17

      It's morbin' time

    • @wolfchai0338
      @wolfchai0338 2 роки тому +1

      @@Yougotcaged102 that’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @nwithan12
      @nwithan12 Рік тому +1

      It's also a reference to power rangers turbo

  • @S0LlDF0X
    @S0LlDF0X 3 роки тому +410

    Boraicho: My favorite pupil.
    Kung Lao: I bet you say that to Liu Kang
    Boraicho: You're right I take it back XD
    Boraicho: My favorite pupil.
    Liu Kang: I bet you say that to Kung Lao...
    Boraicho: With him I mean it.
    **right in the feels**

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 роки тому +24

      He tells each student exactly what they need to hear to never stop fighting each other for his approval. Classic sensei style.

    • @kombatserbia6034
      @kombatserbia6034 2 роки тому +10

      To be a great master you need to tell your students they are your favorite so they can doubt it and train better

  • @hughjanus2
    @hughjanus2 2 роки тому +257

    First one caught me so off guard I almost choked on my food 😭

  • @Shady_Fungus
    @Shady_Fungus 2 роки тому +754

    Johny is hands down the best VA of the cast. Keep him, forever.

  • @Joey-jq2ti
    @Joey-jq2ti 3 роки тому +751

    I love how some of terminators intro are referencing Arnold’s movies

    • @youtubercritic
      @youtubercritic 3 роки тому +6

      Minus Batman & Robin

    • @leeeverett7388
      @leeeverett7388 3 роки тому +30

      @@youtubercritic 4:07 he says “chill out jax” which is mr.freezes line

    • @Liam_Mercer
      @Liam_Mercer 3 роки тому +10

      @@leeeverett7388 And it also comes from terminator judgment day when john is teaching him to say "Chill out dickhead"

    • @angelcanet8778
      @angelcanet8778 3 роки тому +6

      Arnold shwartzaneegar vs silvester Stalonne is a fight I would pay to see

    • @travisreed1730
      @travisreed1730 3 роки тому +3

      Loved the "Jingle All The Way," one.

  • @lornamistica9008
    @lornamistica9008 3 роки тому +722

    22:21 IS KILLING ME BRO I LOVE IT

  • @Clearnighter
    @Clearnighter Рік тому +264

    For those who are wondering what a "humuhumunukunukuapu'aa" is,
    It is a type of fish native in the Pacific ocean namely around Hawaii. Why joker called scorpion this, I honestly have no clue..

    • @joelofjudah9144
      @joelofjudah9144 Рік тому +34

      Because he is the Joker.

    • @Clearnighter
      @Clearnighter Рік тому +22

      @@joelofjudah9144 oh yeah, everything he says has no context

    • @imrxinz
      @imrxinz Рік тому +71

      ​​@@Clearnighter since the type of "humuhumunukunukuapu'aa" is a "Triggerfish with a snout like a pig"
      That's basically the Joker's way of calling Scorpion that he's "easily Triggered", which not so far off.

    • @CrustyTheMoist
      @CrustyTheMoist Рік тому +20

      ​@Rxinzbowz I really think you're all just over thinking this. "Choose your next word carefully", he's Joker, he just said a crazy word because Scorpion was being too crazy as a way to mock what he said.
      I really don't think Joker was doing it for any strict meaning, he just said a funny and outlandish word as a retort

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers Рік тому +4

      ​@@CrustyTheMoistJoker us deceptively intelligent

  • @nothillybilly
    @nothillybilly 3 роки тому +612

    "What's cooking good looking"
    LMAO😭

  • @kongsied4279
    @kongsied4279 3 роки тому +352

    3:57"Ooooo you like the tasty fish yah forsure"🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @gtrfan137kereere6
      @gtrfan137kereere6 3 роки тому +25

      I love cassie😂

    • @xylirator
      @xylirator 3 роки тому +39

      @@gtrfan137kereere6 mkx cassie is better than mk11

    • @Srxpys
      @Srxpys 3 роки тому +3

      @@xylirator fax

    • @kankan1083
      @kankan1083 3 роки тому +2

      That was the worst Swedish impression I’ve ever heard

  • @YEYawson8376
    @YEYawson8376 3 роки тому +650

    D'Vorah: As you suffer, we enjoy.
    Kung Jin: *As you talk, we punch your face*
    Shinnok: The Elder Gods are my enemies.
    Cassie Cage: *THEY BOOTED YOUR ASS*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GameLover59328
    @GameLover59328 Рік тому +138

    12:44 Gotta be my favorite line from the Joker in this lol

    • @AhmetyasinBilen
      @AhmetyasinBilen 2 місяці тому +1

      That means Scorpion easily gets triggered cuz theres a yellow and black color fish in hawaii and other places too (and those are triggerfishes

  • @corgipants3840
    @corgipants3840 2 роки тому +223

    1:50
    The cool swing to pose, followed by "Ah, shit" cracks me up everytime lol

  • @LifeHondaX
    @LifeHondaX 3 роки тому +453

    I like how almost 70-80% of them include Johnny Cage.

    • @theredandblueyakuza
      @theredandblueyakuza 2 роки тому +15

      I like how he just roasts the alien for a minute straight 😂😂😂

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 2 роки тому +5

      Johnny is best character confirmed

    • @ThatKirigiriLover
      @ThatKirigiriLover 2 роки тому +5

      "Grandmaster Blueberry Ice"
      -Johnny Cage

  • @VidelBruh
    @VidelBruh 3 роки тому +152

    "Something wrong?"
    "Yeah, I'm seeing double."
    "You're drunk. Go to sleep!"

    • @Anonymous-zb1ud
      @Anonymous-zb1ud 2 роки тому +1

      Why is no one else taking about this ?😂😂

  • @benkalu2508
    @benkalu2508 Рік тому +22

    17:56
    Erron: "My ma would've loved you, Cassie Cage"
    Cassie: "Aw sounds like you miss her bunches"
    Erron: "I hated Ma"

  • @goldgamercommenting2990
    @goldgamercommenting2990 2 роки тому +230

    12:50 the joker called scorpion a fish

  • @joshuathememelord4202
    @joshuathememelord4202 3 роки тому +475

    13:10 joker seemed depressed as hell when he was laughing

    • @mageflame7477
      @mageflame7477 3 роки тому +48

      A la Joaquin Phoenix

    • @samschmit7181
      @samschmit7181 3 роки тому +13

      Well, either that, or sarcastic.

    • @McDanklestank
      @McDanklestank 2 роки тому +3

      Gotta remember, in some iterations, his lunacy is pretty much an incurable disease

  • @Randomizer-26
    @Randomizer-26 3 роки тому +261

    18:18 "HeY tHeRe ElSa" lmao this one

    • @samschmit7181
      @samschmit7181 3 роки тому +24

      I'm surprised that they could make an eye roll animation.

    • @joelsaenz9008
      @joelsaenz9008 3 роки тому +11

      Lol that Frozen reference

    • @RRaptor86
      @RRaptor86 3 роки тому +16

      Cassie should have said, “Sweetie, you just learn to ‘let it go’.”

  • @Flashguy4826
    @Flashguy4826 2 роки тому +170

    20:13 This one made my stomach cave in. I'll never get tired of Johnny, I swear. XD

  • @InfamousBee7
    @InfamousBee7 3 роки тому +221

    13:41 So Sub-Zero and Johnny are friends.
    That’s new

  • @KayosKing
    @KayosKing 3 роки тому +657

    Kitanna: what you will not do for money
    Kano: I'll do you for FREE🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheBigCberry
    @TheBigCberry 2 роки тому +491

    I like how it's obvious Noob Saibot absolutely knows what he's doing when he chooses not to acknowledge anyone's joke setups, but everyone else thinks he doesn't

  • @bacon4835
    @bacon4835 2 роки тому +449

    12:50 had me dying 😂

  • @ericschubel4147
    @ericschubel4147 3 роки тому +90

    "Expect no mercy."
    "I expect... incompetence."
    Fucking hell, Bi Han.

  • @luigipotter16
    @luigipotter16 3 роки тому +816

    15:43 Best one ever. Made me laugh.

  • @BlackstarToki
    @BlackstarToki 2 роки тому +345

    I just love the fact that Johnny Cage managed to mess with Terminator’s learning program to teach him how to roast other fighters with his words

  • @Antimanele104
    @Antimanele104 Рік тому +40

    16:23
    Really, Frost? Out of all the people, you expected Johnny Cage to be the one to take you seriously?

    • @nyanbonecrush
      @nyanbonecrush 9 місяців тому +1

      She must have really lowered her standards

  • @trinity7457
    @trinity7457 3 роки тому +208

    "Would you like to taste Australia's best blood sausage?"
    "I would rather taste your blood"
    "Would you settle for me sausage?"

  • @netherwarrior6113
    @netherwarrior6113 2 роки тому +276

    18:25 That refrence is legendary. All the joker, Johnny and Cassie cage ones are good

  • @lego007guym8
    @lego007guym8 3 роки тому +250

    God damn, Cassie is savage in Mortal Kombat 10. "I'm being harassed by a toaster."

  • @wudpeckr4951
    @wudpeckr4951 2 роки тому +106

    Cassie’s voice actor in mkx delivers the lines so well lmao

    • @Hellscrap3r
      @Hellscrap3r Рік тому +4

      Ashly Burch, also known as Aloy in Horizon Zero Dawn and Tiny Tina in Borderlands!

  • @RifqiCrazyxx
    @RifqiCrazyxx 3 роки тому +365

    "Any chance we settle this peaceably?"
    "No."
    "Hasta la vista, baby."
    This one is very funny, lmao

  • @Diylisandro
    @Diylisandro 2 роки тому +729

    3:24 this man will always be my favorite character In the mk series 😂

  • @peterdubinsky5389
    @peterdubinsky5389 3 роки тому +289

    22:22 is the best out of these all I swear on that😂

  • @Smith.JohnSmith
    @Smith.JohnSmith 2 роки тому +20

    Johnny Cage to the Alien "It's GAME OVER man!" 🤣😭

  • @CelestialJudge
    @CelestialJudge 3 роки тому +315

    "It's Game Over, Man!" 😄

    • @ARCEUS493ZELDA
      @ARCEUS493ZELDA 3 роки тому +9

      @Avion Murrell yea the new MK movie definitely has sequel potential for sure, hopefully they follow thru with it

    • @mason-801
      @mason-801 3 роки тому +5

      I love the “Aliens” 1986 Bill Paxton’s line 😂

  • @theblackbaron4119
    @theblackbaron4119 3 роки тому +216

    My favourite has to be Cassy going "Cage match" You didn't just say that... "I am your daughter" :'D adorable.

    • @RevampReborn
      @RevampReborn 2 роки тому +3

      Mkx cassy is way funnier to me

  • @mas8705
    @mas8705 3 роки тому +572

    I enjoy the ones where Mileena mimics Kitana’s voice and just creeps people out.

    • @kxngrxse1562
      @kxngrxse1562 3 роки тому +15

      *mimics

    • @mas8705
      @mas8705 3 роки тому +42

      @@kxngrxse1562 where will you be when autocorrect attacks?
      Thank you kindly for looking out.

    • @kxngrxse1562
      @kxngrxse1562 3 роки тому +7

      @@mas8705 np

    • @bennyboi3351
      @bennyboi3351 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah those intros are cool.

    • @MilitaristTurkcu
      @MilitaristTurkcu 3 роки тому +2

      *Kitana* not katana

  • @pd2024sp
    @pd2024sp 2 роки тому +30

    15:13 Johny Cage " cranky frog " that was it. 😂😂

  • @PathfinderAPEXV1
    @PathfinderAPEXV1 3 роки тому +352

    On 24:24 Kenshi and Triborg joke still cracks me up 🤣

  • @grandmasterblueberryice4882
    @grandmasterblueberryice4882 3 роки тому +1036

    7:36 - 7:50 best dialogue in gaming history

    • @phinsallday2865
      @phinsallday2865 3 роки тому +102

      Yo I swear that can be it’s own movie or he’ll even game

    • @oxifly276
      @oxifly276 3 роки тому +20

      7:37-7:50

    • @ejcbubba27
      @ejcbubba27 3 роки тому +36

      Spawn: There's still a man under all that shit?
      Robocop: Bad language makes for bad feelings.
      Spawn: Perfect! You're about to feel real bad, motherfucker!

  • @Cooler-op2sm
    @Cooler-op2sm 3 роки тому +753

    15:43 I love this so much💀

  • @CresencioTorres-o5y
    @CresencioTorres-o5y 11 місяців тому +15

    “What ill wind blew you here?”
    “You said blew!”
    “Child…”
    “What ill wind blew you here?”
    “Same one that that knocked you off the ugly tree!”
    “Bad wind idea to insult me!”
    5:51