Baraka: I will cut you down geras Geras: i've been drowing and eaten by a leviathan,exploded in to pieces,and was decapitated Baraka: *surprised pikachu face*
Nobody: Not even a single soul in Shang Tsung’s well of souls: Cetrion: *vIrTuE* Also Cetrion: *MoThEr’S wIlL* Kronika: *nEw ErA!* But most importantly, D’Vorah: *tHiS oNe!*
@@gabriel_icxcnk What I like is that even a fictional character like Kitana should be a wake up call for SJWs. She's a great example of realm before gender.
I like the detail with Frost's eyes when she says to Bi-Han "You're worse than Kuai Liang!" Just by her eyes alone, you can tell that she looks so crushed by Bi-Han's words.
You can tell that she's tired of being rejected and treated like she's less than. Which is really no one's fault but her own considering that she has an unwarranted and massive ego.
@@charleswashington3973 Frost clearly didn't know Bi-Han well, or else she would have never even said he should have been Grandmaster instead of his brother. If she knew anything about his personality, she would have already been aware of his sexism since he so readily mentioned he would never allow a female warrior in his clan. Frost demands respect, but she doesn't give it. She wasn't even showing manners to Bi-Han, just trying to throw shade at Kuai Liang.
Scorpion: *Innocents won’t suffer to ease my pain.* And just like that, after several years Scorpion finally makes the transition from Chaotic Neutral to Lawful Good.
Johnny cage: *says anything* Kitana, Jade, Sonya, Special forces, Outworld, earthrealm, Orderrealm, Chaosrealm, Netherrealm, Raiden, and everyone else: By the gods, no. Edit: I'm surprised I got many likes. Thanks guys. Edit 2: How Tf did I get this many likes? 😂
I was shocked af even when I seen liu kang even tried to get at that lmao they flirt in one of they Intro just like kung Lao hits on kitana twice in his intros lol
@@notserious6458 There's a dialogue in there somewhere where it's stated that Frost was dismissed from the Lin Kuei for questioning Sub-Zero's authority, which would imply loyalty/insubordination as the reason for her dismissal. It's pretty well established that she was arrogant, reckless, and bloodthirsty long before she joined the Lin Kuei.
Out of all them, Johnny is the only one to get married and have a kid, Bravo never officially held a relationship, Duke was essentially a swinger, and Albert is a abomination....nothing else he is literally a T Virus abomination.
So wait, everyone is triggered over politics because of Jax's ending. But, Kitana says Realm over Gender and you guys praise her for it? Can we all agree that politics is nothing to get triggered about in video games. Especially if you are one of those that make fun of other people for being over sensitive
I more just think that she requires magic in general to live, it is just that MK magic is a lot more pricy unless you are a god, but Soul magic is considered the most powerful mortals can obtain, and is what Shoa Khan and Shang Tsun use, which can maintain their lives for what essentially becomes forever as long as there are souls to siphon. It also appears that the more powerful the magic, the greater the costs. Kotal also uses blood magic, but he uses it much less than Skarlet, probably letting him remain independent from it. Ice and Fire are used often and seem to just not be very taxing on the bodies. Shadows/Darkness requires full devotion to it from the looks of it. It is likely that Blood Magic has a hunger effect that really does essentially make Skarlet like a vampire, most likely due to just how much she has used it that she became super dependent on it and will starve without it.
S***, as long as they've been fighting by each other's sides, and fighting each other like two brothers, they're probably closer than blood, so yeah.. I call my best friend's "brothers" or "sisters", too.
@@88Somi you sound like a living, breathing Hillary Clinton rally. His quote-unquote """toxic masculinity""" was not why he lost to Kitana in quote unquote """one on one combat""", because *FAIR* one on one combat DOESN'T CONSIST OF ATTACKING YOUR OPPONENT IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE JUST HAD A GRUELING FIGHT WITH AN EQUAL OPPONENT. If you wanted feminism to win this day, then maybe she should have fought Kintaro or Motaro first, beat either one of them, and then beat Shao Kahn directly after. Like her non-feminine boyfriend Liu Kang did. Twice. Without an Army, and without Kotal Kahn. All by himself. Twice.
@@symbiote3220 1. It's not canon that Kenshi's dead, or either Takeda and him are both dead or alive. Anyway It doesn't matter as the whole timeline was restarted. 2. Takeda will never bond with Kenshi as well as he did with Hanzo, the only little thing that Knehsi has managed is to get a bit closer of him, yet he'll never be Hanzo ... the man who acted as the real FATHER, paternal figure, friend and master to Takeda. 3. Deep down Takeda will never forget Kenshi for being the INDIRECT KILLER of Suchin ... Takeda's mother. 4. Kenshi sucks as a father ... abandoned first Suchin and then Takeda, because his bleeding heart for his hopeless adventure will never allow him to take responsibilities properly. Literally trusted and abandoned his 7-year old son with an ex-demon of the Netherrealm, and then he left him AGAIN in Johnny Cage's responsibility, like if Takeda was Hanzo's or Johnny's responsibility. 5. Kenshi is selfish to the dose, first he didn't care Takeda grew up alone and mistreated (Ninja enviroments work that way), but also didn't care that his mother raised a kid on her own, what'smore ... MANY years later Hanzo finally had a son, a person he would be proud of and wouldn't make him feel the void his dead family did on him, only for the blind prick to steal his so called "best friend's" only actual happiness, he separated Takeda from Hanzo ... only to then endose his son AGAIN, and this time now with Johnny Cage. I know I HATE Kenshi. Hanzo is Takeda's father by a ages rather than blind lamb. "Sharing blood doesn't make us family" -Noob Saibot MK9
Honestly I kinda feel bad for Geras, he doesn't seem to be inherently evil, he's just loyal to a bad master. Would be cool if he became one of the good guys
Kotal's love for Jade is just too damn good. Also, you should use the intro "Power Play" for Kotal as it has the best closeup for his face during interactions.
Scorpion: where is Takeda Takahashi? Sonya: sorry, that info is classified GOD DAMMIT NETHERREALM, IF THAT AINT THE MOST HALF ASSED EXCUSE I'VE EVER HEARD
"Tarkatans do not submit, Geras"
"It is their entire history"
*surprised pikachu*
perfect choice of words/meme lol
@Harkon Takala rather be a normie than have that haircut
@Harkon Takala U calling US normies with THAT upload of yours?
@Harkon Takala pikachu meme is in dank category look it up
Savage Geras
Sub-Zero: But Jaaade, Lin Kuei is cool
Jade: Don’t wanna
Scarlet: Can i-
Everyone: N O
LMFAO! 😂😂🤣
Omg I'm surprise you dont have more likes or they make a abridged of this.
Sub-Zero:but we have cookies 🍪
Scarlet is cute tho ):
If scarlet join the Lin kuei. That would be op
Jade: By the gods, no.
Kitana: By the gods, ewww, no.
Raiden: I must consult with the Elder Gods.
Lmaoooo I'm crying laughing!!
Gemini ok that was funny
That wasn’t a no
This made me laugh so hard like you don't even fucking know 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cetrion: "By the me, no."
Johnny leaves his opponents 2 choices:
Sleep with him or Join his movie/TV show.
I choose either kill myself right then and there or kill him
@Deserve Not Desire true....okay option two then
Deserve Not Desire to be fair you’d have to put up with young Johnny
If female and not D'vorah : Sleep with him
If male : Join his movie
Option 2
Johnny to Sonya: You lost that lovin feeling?
Sonya: Lost it? Never had it!
That didn't stop you from having his baby....
You can hear the sadness in his voice 😭
Do you know the video of those tarkatans using the shotguns? It seems funny.
Thirsty Dogs i think it's mk x
@@abdallaahmed7818 it’s actually MK 9
How quaint, you think love produces children.
"It is their entire history"
Actually too far, holy shit Baraka's feelings were probably hurt by that.
As I read this I thought that D'vorah is the only girl interested in Cage
Elizabeth Montanez even his own wife hates him.
@@Madnesspoprocks08 Ex-wife or pre-wife
Tactical nuke inbound
Madnesspoprocks08 those conversations are based on younger Sonya and Jonny Cage, they love each other to hell in the story mod.
Baraka: "Tarkatans do not submit, Geras."
Geras: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
What makes you think I won't air out this whole Tarkatan camp.
Baraka: I will cut you down geras
Geras: i've been drowing and eaten by a leviathan,exploded in to pieces,and was decapitated
Baraka: *surprised pikachu face*
@@thefanaticfikrul1977 H O W
Y O U
S U R V I V E
M Y
O M E G A
B E A M S
*Proceeds to spam Quick Sand 10000 times*
Geras does have a point.
"My green magic, your green outfit...?"
"By the gods, no"
Jade's voice is so perfect in that.
Ikr
She chuckles before saying that
0:40
Reptile: “What about my green scales?”
Johnny: your lost sweetheart
I love the Noob and Frost interaction.
"You should have been Grand-master."
"I would ban women."
"NEVERMIND!"
Kuia liang: who's the worst again?
Kuai Liang Smiling outta nowhere
_"Such wasted potential"_ intensifies
That was just to get frost of his back
I honestly think he said that just to piss her off.
Everyone:
Cetrion: would you like to learn more about our Lord and Savior Kronika?
by the go...... oh right she is a God lmao
Virtue virtue
Kadaver: Bug off
Nobody:
Not even a single soul in Shang Tsung’s well of souls:
Cetrion: *vIrTuE*
Also Cetrion: *MoThEr’S wIlL*
Kronika: *nEw ErA!*
But most importantly,
D’Vorah: *tHiS oNe!*
The Crystal me: *cringes eternally*
Feels bad for Kung Lao.
All he wanted was to be loved
A moment of silence for Kung Lao😢
Kitana offered him her sister, he declined... :D
GamelutioN LOL
@@GamelutioN1 oh mileena shes awesome but ugly and kinda creepy
RIP kung pao
Well, Skarlet is going to suck him dry :D
Frost: :)
Bi-Han: no women allowed
Frost: :(
*>:(*
Reminds me of Cobra Kai LoL.
bi-han is a true gamer
Hoes Mad
Hoes Mad
...
HOES MAD!!!!!!
HOES MAD!!!!!!
‘,:/
Females : -exists-
Johnny Cage and Kano : Allow us to introduce ourselves.
"Easy sugar, just being friendly."
"We just haven't found the right price."
“By the Gods, No.”
Y O U W I L L J O I N M Y C O N C U B I N E S
Tuna Aytan “First off, *EW!* Second, *PISS OFF!”* - Cassie Cage
2:30 "But you'd be co-starring with yours truly!"
"Exactly"
*OOF*
The one that made me genuinely laugh Lmao
My reaction to johnny right there
One of Scorpion's most brutal moments to date.
Is he suggesting gay porn
.
"You will join my concubines" Best pickup line ever
Well.. okay, if you think so, just released from the hospital (again), so I'll keep trying it
"She *ALWAYS* pleased me" Best Icebreaker when speaking to your exes son or daughter.
What’s concubines
Drewskiii DaDon really?or are you making that up?
Drewskiii DaDon ok
female: "exists"
Johnny:
female: no.
By the Gods, no
Dont blame them xd
So Sonya isn't female
Damn but Johnny look good in this game I’d be like why not
Johnny Bravo and Cage have the same energy.
Frost: You should've been grandmaster.
Noob: I would not allow female Lin Kuei
*OOOOOF*
big oof
Hip hoppity wamen are property
and I oop-
Squidward Over9000 true
Sean hahaha she got rejected fast
5:34
Cetrion: "Mortals have no wisdom for gods."
Jade: "Since when is ignorance a virtue?"
*BURRRRRN!*
If Cetrion is right, then she isnt ignorant. ;)
LMAOOOO HAHHAALGKGJGKRFF;DSLFALD;SADLAS;
@Abserd O not to the elder God's that see an know all
"There's just something about the color red"
"It drives a man like you wild?"
"It makes you an easy target"
Gold.
He’s alpha af
I don’t get this
@@WETTO301 www.google.com/search?q=target&sxsrf=ACYBGNSsjR8t5X_LNYawmqBPlyg52Ik4tQ:1575882345688&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjtr7Cbm6jmAhUOY1AKHT8vCfQQ_AUoAXoECGgQAw&biw=2560&bih=1249&dpr=0.75
@@WETTO301 red is easier to see to the human eye while violet is harder
THE BRITISH ARE COMMING! 🔴
Johnny Cage: **flexes**
Edenian girls: "By the gods, no."
Also when Kung Lao flexes, both Jade and Kitana reject him outright
Poop on the face
Johnny Cage: Your loss, sweetheart.
"Realm before gender".
I love Kitana
Kitana's not a feminist, what daya know....
@@gabriel_icxcnk What I like is that even a fictional character like Kitana should be a wake up call for SJWs. She's a great example of realm before gender.
Gabriel Cannizzo snowflakes, I thought what bi-Han said was funny
@@kitb9504 SJW are not royalties. Kitana, as you know, IS a princess, or a crown princess.
Right, I was pleasantly surprised by Kitana's comment
I like the detail with Frost's eyes when she says to Bi-Han "You're worse than Kuai Liang!"
Just by her eyes alone, you can tell that she looks so crushed by Bi-Han's words.
You can tell that she's tired of being rejected and treated like she's less than. Which is really no one's fault but her own considering that she has an unwarranted and massive ego.
Frost is like that one emo bitch who is mean to everyone then wonders why they don't have any friends.
SnowyWolborg
>gets told by someone she previously looked up to that they wouldn’t accept her because she’s female
You: lol her fault for her ego lmfao
@@charleswashington3973 Frost clearly didn't know Bi-Han well, or else she would have never even said he should have been Grandmaster instead of his brother. If she knew anything about his personality, she would have already been aware of his sexism since he so readily mentioned he would never allow a female warrior in his clan.
Frost demands respect, but she doesn't give it. She wasn't even showing manners to Bi-Han, just trying to throw shade at Kuai Liang.
@@SnowyWolborg If only Frost would completely change from Bi-Han's words.
Scorpion: *Innocents won’t suffer to ease my pain.*
And just like that, after several years Scorpion finally makes the transition from Chaotic Neutral to Lawful Good.
Figured he'd be neutral good
Joey Weems he’s actually a pure hero now because he made a vow to protect Earthrealm.
@@RazuX5 not if you look at his mk11 ending. He's more of a vigilante
Joey Weems dude ladder endings are non canon and vigilantes are not villains, learn the difference.
@@RazuX5 nowhere did i say he's a villain, but i don't believe he's full hero either
"Women warriors should stick together."
"Realm before gender, Jaqueline Briggs."
*mic drop*
Most sophisticated way to say "Bros before hoes" I suppose.
She's no feminist
@@yarpen26 Ah, ah, ah.... no gender bias before the realm....remember? xD
@@yarpen26 ah yes the old god of war ascension trophy before it was changed to bros before foes
@@yarpen26 nah. Technically if you yearn for realm rather than unity, its called hoes before bros.
7:44
This just goes to show as much as Noob hates Kuai Liang he still cares for him, shown when he dodges Geras’s demand
Or maybe he wants to kill Kuai Liang himself.
Johnny cage: *says anything*
Kitana, Jade, Sonya, Special forces, Outworld, earthrealm, Orderrealm, Chaosrealm, Netherrealm, Raiden, and everyone else: By the gods, no.
Edit: I'm surprised I got many likes. Thanks guys.
Edit 2: How Tf did I get this many likes? 😂
And then he kicks their ass
Even Johnny says no to Johnny 😓
Angus Pihama real funny
Cassie: Ew!
Johnny: --wait, *NOT WHAT I MEANT*
Except DVorah lmao
3:02 Smooth change of facial expressions 👏👏
Ikr
For real I do like how NetherRealm stepped up their game with the faces starting with Injustice 2.
Just imagine how mk12 is going to look like
Everyone in 2015: “NRS can never get facial animation right”
NRS: “hold my Jinsei chi”
You just know Injustice 3 and MK12 will look amazing
"Realm before gender, Jacqueline Briggs."
Damn this woman talking some sense
Baraka: "Tarkata demands respect, Shao Khan!!"
A Pimp named Shao Khan: "You'll get the back of my hand!"
I don’t think many people realise when Johnny is “flirting” he’s mostly fooling around..It’s obvious he only likes sonya
This is most likely young Johnny.
Cristian Martinez yes
Not exactl. Young Johnny was a womanizer.
Old Johnny only has eyes for Sonya. Young Johnny would bang anyone hot.
It’s a video game, they aren’t real, and I still feel anger for Kung Lao getting rejected...
KeoneArt he deserves it 😂😂
@@axisboise how
@@axisboise prove it
Why the anger? No one has to give him their time. He just needs to step his game up.
I mean, She's already got a boo. Kung Lao was acting like a fuckboi
I like how at 8:42 Kitana says By the gods no mirroring Jade when she says it
True or was Jade mirroring Kitana? 😂
@giovanni gio Jade said by the gods better anyways :P
@@GimmickMemes Jade is more brave to do amazing things but Kitana is still high born.
Her lips are really thick, so, she makes a funny face when she says it. It's actually kind of cute when sh- "WAZAT?" Nothing Liu, it was nothing!
Jade says it in a kind rejection and Kitana says it out of fear
Even scorpion is asking where is takeda
Speaking of which, where is the guy or Kenshi for that matter.
Ghost Assassin um watch the Krypt
@@infamousking1013 I know his corpse is in there but that's not canon so far as I know.
In a Jax and Scorpion intro
They hint Jacque and Takeda getting married
@@ghostassassin1107 Kenshi and Takeda are hunting down the Red Dragon gang, who killed Takeda's mother.
"You'll get the back of my hand!"
Is that Shao Kahn's way of saying he's going to slap the hell out of him?😂😂😂😂😂
Oh you know it!
specifically the pimp hand
You know it hah hah
Ohh I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch!
5:27 Wow, Johnny actually sounds kinda hurt here
*he was crying*
Jade: *exists*
Male MK Kharacters: I'm about to end my whole career.
😂😂
I was shocked af even when I seen liu kang even tried to get at that lmao they flirt in one of they Intro just like kung Lao hits on kitana twice in his intros lol
Can you blame them. Her updated design is 🔥🔥🔥.
Baraka said the guns Kano gave them were defective.
*Deep inhale* boi
Maybe you should ask him how to use a gun first before assuming they don't work
Lol
When Baraka knew how to use a gun in MK9
CAN WE HAVE A GUN BARAKA IN MK 12 FOR HIS MOVESET
@@ninjafoxy2731 Tries to fire, it doesn't work/can't figure out how, so he throws it at your face as a projectile.
Give him some more to bore
0:36 Notice the straw is being pulled to Cassie's left when's she says that. Nice unintentional attention to detail.
From Cassie's POV it's left sir.
Little moments like that. They add up to make something good.
Wait what I don't get it. What does that mean
Oh wait nvm
@XX_Deathwish-_- YT it is lol
5:15 Shao Kahn saying "You'll get the back of my hand" still cracks me up to this day 😂😂😂
Shao Kahn: I like females with fire
Scorpion: *horrified noises*
Realizes that he’s a guy: *Kalm*
@@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire Shao Kahn: a hole is a hole after all.
Scorpion: *panik*
@@alexmason1604 “if there’s a hole, you can score a goal”
IS THAT DICK GOOD!?
1:42 this is my favorite interaction just because how Cassie says “I knew you’d say some shit like that”
"Do not let loyalty stunt your growth." Well then, I guess he has no room to criticize Frost anymore.
No, but he can still beat her ass when she comes at him.
"loyalty" was only one of many problems with Frost
Pretty sure her arrogance was Frosts biggest issue not her loyalty
@@notserious6458 There's a dialogue in there somewhere where it's stated that Frost was dismissed from the Lin Kuei for questioning Sub-Zero's authority, which would imply loyalty/insubordination as the reason for her dismissal. It's pretty well established that she was arrogant, reckless, and bloodthirsty long before she joined the Lin Kuei.
@@TwinklesTheChinchilla She also kept trying to take over as Grandmaster.
"Can I ask for a favor?"
"You may battle for one."
"...Knew you'd say some shit like that."
1:42
Nobody:
Sub-Zero: *K o M b A t*
@@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshirewe need to get Kuai Liang treatment for his kombat addiction.
Is Johnny Cage and Johnny Bravo similar? Like, they always get rejected by girls 😂😂
The brothers:
Johnny Cage
Johnny Bravo
Duke Nukem
Albert Wesker
@@TheMarioMan247 and the twice removed adopted cousin, waluigi.
@@-Ryu WAAAH
At least Cage actually got a girl for some time.
Out of all them, Johnny is the only one to get married and have a kid, Bravo never officially held a relationship, Duke was essentially a swinger, and Albert is a abomination....nothing else he is literally a T Virus abomination.
4:13 "segregation can only lead to conflict" I felt that with everything going on rn
Kronika has one hell of an ego just by listening to geras intros
To be fair, she'd controls time itself
Higher than an Elder God
I think you're allowed to have that kind of ego when you literally control time.
She probably rewinds time everytime she's about to lose an argument telling her future self "She must win."
Rahhelthethird ha
5:14 holy shit man Shao kahn is a savage.
Kicked in the nuts he ain’t savage, he’s just a pimp
@@d6ippy90 that too.
ON GANGG
Well he IS a EVIL SOB
"By the gods, no." Damn that's a savage rejection
She just dont like him XD
"You'll get the back of my hand" Shao Khan with that thuggery talk lmao
Geras: "Submit your tribe to Kronika"
Baraka: "Tarkatans do not submit, Geras"
*Geras: "I'm aboutta end this man's whole career.."*
Worst part is he's dropping 100% truth.
"Johnny Cage IS..."The Edenian Candidate"
"By the gods, NO."
"Co-starring Liu Kang. :-)"
"0_0.."
Liu Kang: Don’t use me for whatever you have in mind.
@@Kingjustin1019 Johnny: "Kitana's gonna be there"
xxMIA METALxx
Liu Kang: “0_0..”
I like this little chain here 😂😂
I’d probably watch “The Edenian Candidate”.
6:07
Listen to how sad Skarlet begs for Jacqui's blood aww.. 😭😭😭
Noticed it as well. :/
She's probably starving. Kitana rules Outworld, so she's likely in exile, and everyone she runs into can at least keep her at bay.
spare blood, ma'am?
She is addicted to blood magic unlike Kotal and the Osh-teks thats why
she is not addicted its a curse put on her by shao kahn because he found her hungry she must always be hungry
It was actually kind of nice to see Baraka stand up to Shao kahn
1:42 cassie explains this game's dialogue perfectly
*When your wife takes your shirts for THE LAST TIME😤😬* @7:26
Domestic violence gettin outa hand
All of them really or kind of hurt plus funny thank you for uploading this
5:52 Cetrion got a thicc elder god figure
EGILF (Elder God I'd Like to Fuck)
@WingedArchon why do i have to pay erron? Does he own her?
AG22 same
@@Flinstone_Edible he's a bounty hunter and that is her bounty.
@@frozone1669 Cetrion should be free for anyone.
6:23 Realm before Gender
Kitana, hottest woman around.
kelmorian178 can we also agree that Jacqui is a lame ass character
@@RealKoolKid1 yes
@@RealKoolKid1 she looks beautiful, better than mkx
So wait, everyone is triggered over politics because of Jax's ending.
But, Kitana says Realm over Gender and you guys praise her for it?
Can we all agree that politics is nothing to get triggered about in video games.
Especially if you are one of those that make fun of other people for being over sensitive
Smd23 for jacqui being so lame u jacqui haters stay having her name in ur mouth 😂😂
3:28 The absolute destruction
She done upped and changed her mind
0:59 another destruction
6:08
Skarlett: I hunger for you youth.
Briggs: Sorry, already gave blood this week.
Skarlett: Just a sip, pleae.
I get big sad every time I hear this one, because she needs blood to live. Excessive amounts of it too
Dude I thought Skarlet was just asking for her period Blood XDDD🤮🤣🤣
@@donttouchthat9924 That just sounds like a vampire with extra steps.
I more just think that she requires magic in general to live, it is just that MK magic is a lot more pricy unless you are a god, but Soul magic is considered the most powerful mortals can obtain, and is what Shoa Khan and Shang Tsun use, which can maintain their lives for what essentially becomes forever as long as there are souls to siphon.
It also appears that the more powerful the magic, the greater the costs. Kotal also uses blood magic, but he uses it much less than Skarlet, probably letting him remain independent from it. Ice and Fire are used often and seem to just not be very taxing on the bodies. Shadows/Darkness requires full devotion to it from the looks of it. It is likely that Blood Magic has a hunger effect that really does essentially make Skarlet like a vampire, most likely due to just how much she has used it that she became super dependent on it and will starve without it.
Skarlet: 🥺Just a sip, please🥺
3:00 had me dead
*It's mating season my dudes*
*y o u w i l l j o i n m y c o n c u b i n e s*
1 e w w w w w 2 p i s s o f f
@@hazmatclipyt3896 *I l i k e f e m a l e s w i t h f i r e*
Few months and you can see the "after fight" scene on pornhub.
Damn my boi Kotal LOYAL AF!
The amount of sheer will power it takes to just turn down Skarlet without hesitation is phenomenal.
A lot of the guys rejected Skarlet though.
I mean, how hard can it be when he has Jade lol
how hard can it be knowing that as soon as his back is turned she´s gonna suck him dry.... oh wait a minute.
@@D_McGeezacks yeah but wouldn't it technically be better to have banged both? It's like refusing a 2 for 1 deal.
Didn't he smash dvorah while jade was gone ?
Kitana: No use for black dragon
Kabal: you’d be surprised
*hol up*
I don't get it
exactly
@@Flinstone_Edible look up black dragon
*Shows his big black dragon*
*lenny face*
Kano: Wanna try Australia's best blood sausage?
Skarlet: I'd rather taste your blood Kano.
Kano: Would you settle for me sausage.
When a girl rejects me:
Do not let loyalty stunt your growth...
0:40 Jade's laugh is so cute its making my heart crazyy
She's the hottest female kombatant in mk11
Her and cassie is cute
@@verdellcouncil6616 absolutelyy. Cassie is my main and i love her so muchh and jade's laugh just makes me go crazyy 😂
lol, did Johnny really just tell jax to "help a brother out".
Did you know that the actor for Jax in Mortal Kombat Annhilation was an American Gladiator at that time? ;)
... what's wrong with that?
S***, as long as they've been fighting by each other's sides, and fighting each other like two brothers, they're probably closer than blood, so yeah.. I call my best friend's "brothers" or "sisters", too.
C-Red they’re friends my dude you call your friends brother or sis sometimes it’s not that deep
@@wholethedogsout880 you're acting like he wrote a paragraph about it .... you just made it seem like he said something deep 💀💀
Aw, you missed out on Kung Lao rejecting Skarlet.
JCBro2014 Is it the we hardly know each other?
@@Johsther Yes.
Skarlet: *SUCC*
and he rejected mileena.....hes a loser
Damn. Even Noob wants Jade. XD LOL He'll change that rule about not allowing women into the Lin Kuei for her. LOL
"You'll get the back of my hand" best comeback ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:48 Idk but that made me laugh
Imagine Baraka pulling up with a 12 gauge
I can't help but find it funny seeing Tarkatans holding guns.
“Segregation leads only to conflict”
Raiden knows history all too well
8:01
Give that Tarkatan some ointment.
Powder?
6:20
*"REALM BEFORE GENDER."*
_Slow-Clap_
Scarlet saying just a sip please is the cutest thing i've ever heard in MK
2:59 the best of all haha
And thats why Shao Kahn with his toxic masculinity and "Make Outworld Great Again" was defeated in one on one by Kitana
@@88Somi you sound like a living, breathing Hillary Clinton rally. His quote-unquote """toxic masculinity""" was not why he lost to Kitana in quote unquote """one on one combat""", because *FAIR* one on one combat DOESN'T CONSIST OF ATTACKING YOUR OPPONENT IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE JUST HAD A GRUELING FIGHT WITH AN EQUAL OPPONENT. If you wanted feminism to win this day, then maybe she should have fought Kintaro or Motaro first, beat either one of them, and then beat Shao Kahn directly after. Like her non-feminine boyfriend Liu Kang did. Twice. Without an Army, and without Kotal Kahn. All by himself. Twice.
Buncha triggered Trump sheep in this thread, LOL
@@crownysuccubus1524 Cool. Thank you for your unwanted and unneeded two cents. World is a better place now.
@@etherealoutlaw3740 The hilarious thing is that you think your comment was any different. LMFAO
4:01
Cassie: Overprotective father alert
"Realm before gender"
Everyone on their feet and a huge applause for this woman! *Bravo Kitana* *BRAVO!*
Hes actually kenshis son, who just enlisted with the clan... Takedas last thought is hanzo becuase hes looking for his actual fathers killer
@@symbiote3220
1. It's not canon that Kenshi's dead, or either Takeda and him are both dead or alive. Anyway It doesn't matter as the whole timeline was restarted.
2. Takeda will never bond with Kenshi as well as he did with Hanzo, the only little thing that Knehsi has managed is to get a bit closer of him, yet he'll never be Hanzo ... the man who acted as the real FATHER, paternal figure, friend and master to Takeda.
3. Deep down Takeda will never forget Kenshi for being the INDIRECT KILLER of Suchin ... Takeda's mother.
4. Kenshi sucks as a father ... abandoned first Suchin and then Takeda, because his bleeding heart for his hopeless adventure will never allow him to take responsibilities properly. Literally trusted and abandoned his 7-year old son with an ex-demon of the Netherrealm, and then he left him AGAIN in Johnny Cage's responsibility, like if Takeda was Hanzo's or Johnny's responsibility.
5. Kenshi is selfish to the dose, first he didn't care Takeda grew up alone and mistreated (Ninja enviroments work that way), but also didn't care that his mother raised a kid on her own, what'smore ... MANY years later Hanzo finally had a son, a person he would be proud of and wouldn't make him feel the void his dead family did on him, only for the blind prick to steal his so called "best friend's" only actual happiness, he separated Takeda from Hanzo ... only to then endose his son AGAIN, and this time now with Johnny Cage. I know I HATE Kenshi.
Hanzo is Takeda's father by a ages rather than blind lamb.
"Sharing blood doesn't make us family" -Noob Saibot MK9
6:20 *
4:01 I like the Takeda reference. Maybe foreshadowing a dlc with him?
Yeah -- his grandmaster Ed Boon knows...
Honestly I kinda feel bad for Geras, he doesn't seem to be inherently evil, he's just loyal to a bad master. Would be cool if he became one of the good guys
I believe this is happening in mk 1 lol
This aged very well tbh
Your wish has been granted
*Nobody:*
*Kung Lao:* *exists*
*every girl in mk11:* *no*
*Kung Lao:* 😭😭😭
2:24 Wow Shao, that’s the most ironic thing I heard from you
"Not after getting my nips bit by gold dragons last time!"
"We are done fearing you !!" I so respect Baraka more now for his confrontation in Mortal Kombat
"Realm before gender"
I like that.
@Notre Aira one can dream 😁
@Notre Aira let's create a scenario
Kung Lao: Shouldn't we guys stick together?
Liu Kang: Realm before gender, Kung Lao
Feels kind of the same
The only female Johnny rejected is D'vorah lmao
Look at Cassie's face when she responds to Shao Kahn😂She gets grossed out and pissed 🤣
Damn noob is persistent. He never takes a no for an answer 😂
Your hot af 😍😍
Sub Zero and Jade seem to have the greatest respect for each other out of all the exchanges
The fact he honestly seeks Jade becoming part of his clan sums up perfectly well how he sees her as a worthy warrior.
"Accept my guidance, Frost"
"I don't need your training."
"That is not what I said."
Kotal's love for Jade is just too damn good.
Also, you should use the intro "Power Play" for Kotal as it has the best closeup for his face during interactions.
6:53 I really liked this one
6:10 So, you have slept with Takeda.
This comment is totally underrated
"Tarkatans demand respect!"
Shao Khan: "You will receive the back of my hand."
LMAO!
HAHAHAHAHA
Some characters: *have normal sometimes friendly intros*
Also characters: *proceed to beat the absolute shit out of eachother*
"The answer remains no."
"But you'd be co-starring with yours truly!"
"Exactly."
*Ouch*
Frost: YOU’RE WORSE THAN KUAI LIANG!!!
Me: at least he let you join!!!
I love how everyone rejects Johnny's offers to star in movies with him.
Scorpion: where is Takeda Takahashi?
Sonya: sorry, that info is classified
GOD DAMMIT NETHERREALM, IF THAT AINT THE MOST HALF ASSED EXCUSE I'VE EVER HEARD
X_blade13 i felt this too hard
No one
Nothing
Absolutely nothing at all
Johnny Cage: Johnny. Cage. Is. 'The Edenian Candidate'
Kitana: By the Gods no
You're damn right he is.
I frigging like the voice he makes when says that. The voice actor really adds to Johnny’s charisma
5:15 Shao Kahn is a Boss......Literally and Figuratively!
Nobody:
Not a singles soul:
Jacqui: I've already gave blood this week