The TRUE Paper Mario Partner Ranking

I recently saw watched another Paper Mario Partner Tierlist and I disagreed a lot so I had to make my own lol. Super objective opinion coming directly from the greatest casual paper mario player of all time.
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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
2:09 Kooper
5:10 Lakilester
8:06 Goombario
10:16 Bombette
12:17 Parakarry
15:28 Sushie
18:23 Bow
21:39 Watt

[@dragonarcher89]

i personally liked kooper as he has a very useful aoe that doesnt use a lot of fp, unlike bombette. hes also useful during chap 7 with his fire shell attack. i used him quite often during my playthrough. though i will admit that i used watt way more after getting her XD

[@Narteketh]

dizzy shell is stupid because most enemies that are susceptible to dizziness are flying, like buzzar or the bloopers

[@Narteketh]

Goombario should be in low tier because multibonk is glitched

[@Narteketh]

Lakilester's only use is to kill tuff puffs while kooper is a great early game option for attacking multiple enemies

[@murmilio42069]

Yeah but I think the fact that laki is pretty much just a better kooper in almost every way, even with koopers early game use laki beats him out for me. Even if he’s not good, he still does better than kooper in ever single battle in chapter 8

[@Narteketh]

@@murmilio42069 killing dry bones for star points, plus laki's spiny surge attack costs 4Fp, for 4 damage to all enemies and there is only 1 flying enemy in ch 8, which can be knocked with a jump to the ground, spiny throw is basicly useless because you have watt and bow, cloud nine is usefull i guess? And hurricane doesnt work like 50% of the time, so using it is very risky for 5FP, dizzy shell is very usefull it is cheaper then mega shock and i think its just bearly worst, but the action command is much easier

[@CesarTorres61296]

Tbh I wish all Partners (except Bow) could pierce defense.

[@Sqidzies]

No way he just pronounced it PARacarry and not PARAcarry

[@murmilio42069]

Lol the curse of playing the game as a kid. I still pronounce ocarina and masamune funny too 😂

[@TannerWA]

keep the content comin boss