John: Yes dear I am aware now if you'll excuse me I'm going to pass out from blood loss if it's not too much trouble get a doctor and make sure I don't swallow my tongue. (Collapses)
Bringing a skunk in the house, getting covered in filth, wearing a bandana, dressing up as a deputy, drinking, being mean to Jack and the dog, being disrespectful, getting attacked by an animal and going to jail are the top 10 ways to anger Abigail.
Why you spoil the video I woke up and smelled this video and when I was born I waited for this and then I had the plan to get to this video but then Dutch he’s a rat 🐀
Yeah bro shes so unthankful really pissed me off, like goddam if somebody is shooting at me what do you expect me to do except shoot back run and get killed?
I know that my nom helps my dad when he takes a bath. This would have been a good feature if they could still do it then they need to get new Dialouge. Well maybe if the voice actor wants to she can do it.
@@stephanosgrapsas8632 Nah nah nah don't get any ideas. They're too old for action. About to get in their 50's in the next what? 4 or 3 years? Don't think they can go dangan style at that age no more.
@@derpotato2310 agreed, it actually takes effort to remember to stick to a low honour playthrough, I usually hope NPC's fight back so I can have a reason.
@@sman14GTA right? I can only ever rob richer people if I do a low honor playthrough, even if I play as john. robbing poor people or killing people makes me feel so bad. somebody actually posted a picture on one of the RDR subreddits where apparently this dude aimed his gun at a random NPC, and the NPC said "Please don't kill me. My wife is having a baby." even though these are just polygons under thousands of lines of code, it really hits you.
Abigail and John go to couples therapy... Abigail: *Lists all Johns faults* John: “She won’t let me bring a dead skunk in the house while covered in pig shit and wearing a court jesters hat >:(“
I once spawned a cannon with a trainer and shot at the house, Abigail is invincible, but she was covered in black dust. There's no dialogue, but she didn't look happy.
"You’re wasting your time, pining after John. He only looks out for one person, and that's John Marston. If you want to learn the hard way, that's up to you." ~ *Arthur Morgan*
4:40 the way John looked at the camera it looks like he was recording a UA-cam prank on his wife. DEAD SKULL MASK PRANK ON MY WIFE [GONE WEIRD][SHE GOT MAD][ALMOST GOT KICKED OUT]
@Cao Dương Trung Kiên you know that mission John went to get a package with Jack and they got shot at, John had to reveal his name because of her package and they got shot at and she went ahead and blamed it on him and left him, I hated her so much at that part. She somehow gave John a hard time but I think Arthur knows how to handle Abigail's prattle
@@princealharthy6674 2 years late but john was the idiot who used his real name before trying her name. Don't blame it on her. That package was a gift for him. He got targeted because he had killed one of those people's friend, so it's really his own fault from beginning to end. Abigail got mad because he put himself and Jack in danger.
Did anyone else when playing as Arthur have people say to u all the time about wearing warmer clothes? Even when ur at clemens point and shady bell where it’s surrounded by swamp?
Yeah, I started my recent playthrough a few months back and I always get this which is annoying because I'm wearing the heaviest coats and they still say "yOu'Re gOiNg tO fReEzE jUsT wEaRiNg tHaT" everytme. I heard it's a glitch with the last update.
Reminds me of one time around 25% through the game i killed the legendary bison feeling good about myself walking into camp with my bison hat feeling like a bad ass Uncle:YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN fOOOOOOoOOoOooOooOoOooOol
I absolutely love the lil detail with the boots you can hear his spurs and his boot moving it’s crazy and if u wear moccasins you can hear the soft and quiet foot movements too when you walk I absolutely love the lil details especially in dialogues
*gets attacked by bear and left with deep life changing slashes and walks into the house with an open wound bleeding on the floor* Abigal: I missed the part where thats my problem.
I said it 1000 Times and I will say it 1000 Times more: the Level of Details is just sick!!! Who/how did someone cam up with this?!?! "Hey, what if John brings a skunk in the house? We definitely need some dialogue recorded for that case!"... A Sick, masterpiece of Art!!!!
So you just need to: be drunk while dressed up as a lawman, get dirty and bloody, wear a bandana while holding a skunk, and put on a weird helmet, then, she might just leave you.
Me wearing a winter outfit I use In ambarino and its okay to everyone but In a desert. "Damnit JOHN YOU WILL FREEZE TO DEATH. THE WHOLE WORLD FALLS APART." ~Abigail marston
"least I know where to find a bath" Yeah but you won't let me use it!! Seriously, imagine if we could use the bath and call Abigail to help us out. That would add some nice banter between the two
John: Scared to shit as where his family's at. Abigail: 'Slaps' Where have you been!? What John wanted to say: I didn't know where the fuck you was Woman!
1:16 "wearin that bandana reminds me..... well ah dont lak it" it reminds her of arthur 😟🥺 You could hear the sadness in her voice, in the first 5 words she was about to cry bc she couldnt say his name.....then she became angry when he she said she doesnt like it The good ild days when arthur was antagonizing her with bandanas 😂😥
Should have had a cut scene where instead of waking up next to her on the bed he’s waking up on the couch if he persists on antagonising Abigail like that😀
Added to-do list
Good one bro
Yes
@@rosaxv_1820 don’t do spam man
What would have happened if momma Watson died before she met her children?
@@IndoJordy orang indonesia iya kamu pak?
Imagine Arthur sacrificing his life for John and his family just for John trolling and antagonising Abigail all day
Ikr, but it’s funny
He would be proud seen Arthur spend all his time being alive trolling every living being he meet
John: we like to troll, we do a little trolling
To be honest I play Arthur and I greet every single npc I meet, idk it feels annoying but hey, honor is full
lol
Imagine getting mauled by a bear just to annoy your wife.
😂
Goals
most chad move ever
relatable
you think she would at least make Shure your ok first
John: *gets attacked by a bear and almost dies*
Abigail: dammit John, you're covered in blood
😂
Well there's no way to tell that other than the marks on his back, which Abigail couldn't see
Not sure if I would get up as quickly as that after being attacked by an angry grizzly
did the hugh glass
John: Yes dear I am aware now if you'll excuse me I'm going to pass out from blood loss if it's not too much trouble get a doctor and make sure I don't swallow my tongue. (Collapses)
John: literally in the middle of the desert
Uncle: YoUrE GoNnA nEEd wArMer cLOthEs
Its very weird how they even have voice lines for this even though they never go together to cold aread in epilogue
must be a bug or something that got added when they update it :(
Yep the latest RDO update caused this glitch, not sure why.
@@JB-xl2jc I heard its been a few months since
It's a really annoying bug
Bringing a skunk in the house, getting covered in filth, wearing a bandana, dressing up as a deputy, drinking, being mean to Jack and the dog, being disrespectful, getting attacked by an animal and going to jail are the top 10 ways to anger Abigail.
Why you spoil the video I woke up and smelled this video and when I was born I waited for this and then I had the plan to get to this video but then Dutch he’s a rat 🐀
✅
@@benwebster1702 I needed to read this today
@@r011ing_thunder6 same
Yep..that uh, that's the video
John: covered in blood, scratched, and half dead
Abigail: "Clean yourself up"
😆
John: *breathes
Abigail: "WoULd yOU stOp actING LikE sOME herO in A BOok!"
"A book that I cayn't read!"
Hehe, before watching the video, I too was thinking "Just breathing?"
🤣
Yeah bro shes so unthankful really pissed me off, like goddam if somebody is shooting at me what do you expect me to do except shoot back run and get killed?
to be fair, she doesn't know he is, quite literally, the hero in the story.
Can’t believe that John is insulting Abigail’s illiteracy.
😮
What'd he say? I didn't catch that one
@@nicolasrey8773 ''How's the reading coming along?''
@@wiraarya6824 thx
I mean John can read Cantonese
Abigail: "What you're a lawman now?"
John: "How's the reading coming along?"
💀
Nice pfp
@@VhsGhost- ty
@@VhsGhost- I like urs as well
@@unstoppable4rce what console you play on
@@VhsGhost- it doesn't matter, cod is cross platform, but xbox
I had Abigail come and rescue me off the Blackwater jail once, she knocked the shit out of the deputy
I know that one
@@IndoJordy I even recorded it
@@hellyeah2k183 ok post it then
@@zafranakram3098 ok, i recorded with the ps4 recording thing, how do i just put it here tho?
@@zafranakram3098 I can post it tomorrow its rly late, but ill post it
3:00
Abigail: “John leave that bear alone.”
😂
OMG
STOP ACTING LIKE A HERO IN A BOOK
John. What choice did I have? Just answer me that.
I remember making a quest to dutch to get a pipe, when i go to a old cabin, when i opened the door the bear scared me.
They should've included a feature to take a bath at the ranch, also have like a 10% chance for Abigail to offer to help like in towns
True, that would be epic
I know that my nom helps my dad when he takes a bath. This would have been a good feature if they could still do it then they need to get new Dialouge. Well maybe if the voice actor wants to she can do it.
@@MariusBoss11458 helps 😏
@@stephanosgrapsas8632 Nah nah nah don't get any ideas. They're too old for action. About to get in their 50's in the next what? 4 or 3 years? Don't think they can go dangan style at that age no more.
@@MariusBoss11458 yeah you tell him son
I sometimes think that everyone in the RDR universe are real people. *PAIN.*
😯
You're not alone brother
Yeah i just cant bring myself to kill innocent people and i cant even bring myself to antagonize some of the gang members
@@derpotato2310 agreed, it actually takes effort to remember to stick to a low honour playthrough, I usually hope NPC's fight back so I can have a reason.
@@sman14GTA right? I can only ever rob richer people if I do a low honor playthrough, even if I play as john. robbing poor people or killing people makes me feel so bad. somebody actually posted a picture on one of the RDR subreddits where apparently this dude aimed his gun at a random NPC, and the NPC said "Please don't kill me. My wife is having a baby." even though these are just polygons under thousands of lines of code, it really hits you.
Abigail and John go to couples therapy...
Abigail: *Lists all Johns faults*
John: “She won’t let me bring a dead skunk in the house while covered in pig shit and wearing a court jesters hat >:(“
Therapist: Abigail, why are you so afraid to let John make his own deci...a dead skunk???
Like Dr Freelander it like Michael and Amanda
its a spanish mercenary helmet one of the most powerful armies in the history
😂
@@crampedsultana YEAH! And she also won’t let me bring an alive one ethier :(
Holy shit they had a dialogue for bringing a skunk to the house. They REALLY thought of everything when making this game
Seriously, I'm really impressed by that.
@@TheDanteEX I Thought I was the only one💀
@Evan McGough Honestly tho…
it's because uncle asks for a skunk as a request
Even the part when you can hear them laughing over you wearing the silly masks feels so impressive 😂
I once spawned a cannon with a trainer and shot at the house, Abigail is invincible, but she was covered in black dust. There's no dialogue, but she didn't look happy.
😂 that’s cool
Oh god
I love it when John says "I was just Joshing ya" to defuse people.
Me 2
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"You’re wasting your time, pining after John. He only looks out for one person, and that's John Marston. If you want to learn the hard way, that's up to you."
~ *Arthur Morgan*
I know that roast from Arthur
John: Appears with a mask
Uncle: John, you must wear some warmer clothes
4:40 the way John looked at the camera it looks like he was recording a UA-cam prank on his wife.
DEAD SKULL MASK PRANK ON MY WIFE [GONE WEIRD][SHE GOT MAD][ALMOST GOT KICKED OUT]
Ikr lol 😂
He said don’t forget get to subscribe and comment down below what I should do next alright let’s see if she beats me again
Not clickbait
Gone wrong ?!
@@PracticallyBlind Gone Sexual??????
Gets mauled by a bear. Abigail “do you think this is funny” John “it was only a joke”
So he got mauled by a bear just to get a reaction out of abigail
Interesting sense of humor John.....
I don't get it
3:31
Abigail: Damn it John, you’re covered in blood!
John: This is life woman
Abigail: clean up before you go throwing stones.
“We ain’t the same folks who made Jack”
“Are you the woman I got with child?”
DAMN
😆
I lost it when he said " hehe arent you the woman I got with child " 🤣
4:45 I literally couldn’t stop laughing I can tell she’s trying not to laugh 😂
John: Look, Abigail, I found a viking and ancient spanish helmet, they'll give us a lot of money for this
Abigail: *Gets angry*
John: ...
Imagine when you antagonize her too much she actually leaves John again and you have to do something for her or she knocks you out lol
If she leaves uncle will be happy, cause the place was a peaceful sight before she showed up
That would be cool bro
@Cao Dương Trung Kiên you know that mission John went to get a package with Jack and they got shot at, John had to reveal his name because of her package and they got shot at and she went ahead and blamed it on him and left him, I hated her so much at that part.
She somehow gave John a hard time but I think Arthur knows how to handle Abigail's prattle
@@princealharthy6674 2 years late but john was the idiot who used his real name before trying her name. Don't blame it on her. That package was a gift for him. He got targeted because he had killed one of those people's friend, so it's really his own fault from beginning to end. Abigail got mad because he put himself and Jack in danger.
"What kind of people we've become?"
John Marston -1907
Good quote
Better people.
I find it funny, that him antagonizing her sounds like how they normally talk.
Did anyone else when playing as Arthur have people say to u all the time about wearing warmer clothes? Even when ur at clemens point and shady bell where it’s surrounded by swamp?
Yeah, it's a glitch that became present in the last update. For some reason the game thinks you're always freezing to death.
Yeah it’s a glitch
I wish they'd fix it.
@@MarcusTheGreatIAmTheLastOne me too!! I’ve been playing since December (it’s my first play through) & it’s been SO ANNOYING
Yeah, I started my recent playthrough a few months back and I always get this which is annoying because I'm wearing the heaviest coats and they still say "yOu'Re gOiNg tO fReEzE jUsT wEaRiNg tHaT" everytme. I heard it's a glitch with the last update.
Reminds me of one time around 25% through the game i killed the legendary bison feeling good about myself walking into camp with my bison hat feeling like a bad ass
Uncle:YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN fOOOOOOoOOoOooOooOoOooOol
I legitimately laughed aloud reading this.
3:41 a bear almost killed him and he is like i'm jokin
2:35 "how's the reading coming along?" 😂😂😂 He roasted her so bad
Number 1 way to piss off Abigail: "You've gotten everything you've wanted haven't you?"
John: *gets mauled to near-death by a bear*
Abigail: "DAMMIT MARSTON!"
That antagonize button is just pure gold
Wouldn't be the same game without it
Arthur in heaven: “I sacrificed my life for this sh!t”
Fr
I absolutely love the lil detail with the boots you can hear his spurs and his boot moving it’s crazy and if u wear moccasins you can hear the soft and quiet foot movements too when you walk I absolutely love the lil details especially in dialogues
Abigail is that kinda woman that will clean your wounds outside in the pouring rain just so you don't drop blood spots on her kitchen floor.
How to piss off abigall:
Step 1: stand on abigall
Step 2: put your pants down
Step 3: piss
3:02 now john has bear scars too 😂
Too bad arthur and javier arent around this time to protect him
And Sadie
I love How they’re in the middle of a desert and Uncle says John needs warmer clothes
John: *exists*
Abigail: "Damn it, John. What is wrong with you now?"
John: "It's funny."
John: *almost gets killed by a grizzly*
Abigail: "how dare you get mauled by a bear"
that's next level dad jokes
I mean I troll my wive from time to time, but getting raided by a bear?
ferb, i know what we're gonna do today
0:50
Uncle: "John you might wanna get some warmer clothes."
John: 👀
"I just want some thanks sometime, shit!!" -Marston
Good one
"I'm John Marston, and this is jackass."
1:44 Abigail made a violation
John: *breathes*
Abigail: "....and i took that personally" *antagonises John*
it’s nearly been 3 years since the game came out and i’m still finding out more stuff
Me 2 bro
@DioCan agree
1:33 even bro was shocked at the pig’s strength 😭
*gets attacked by bear and left with deep life changing slashes and walks into the house with an open wound bleeding on the floor*
Abigal: I missed the part where thats my problem.
"got everything you wanted haven't yuh" ends every argument in my book 🤣
I said it 1000 Times and I will say it 1000 Times more: the Level of Details is just sick!!! Who/how did someone cam up with this?!?! "Hey, what if John brings a skunk in the house? We definitely need some dialogue recorded for that case!"... A Sick, masterpiece of Art!!!!
So the epilogue is all about the Bickering life of John and Abigail.
So you just need to: be drunk while dressed up as a lawman, get dirty and bloody, wear a bandana while holding a skunk, and put on a weird helmet, then, she might just leave you.
Y otra vez construir otra casa, y el ciclo se repite
3:10 that man just kept riding by
I like how at the beginning of each time he antagonizes Abigail, he looks at the camera like "watch this"
John doesn’t need to try if he wants to make Abigail mad, he just has to breath the wrong way
3:02 civilian casually rides away on his horse while someone is being attacked by a bear
That guy didn’t care 😂
it was so cute how she got mad at him asking her if she'd ever get bored of him
John: loves abigail
Also john:
It wouldn’t be RDR2 if it weren’t for the constant “PUT ON WARMER CLOTHES”
0:31 'JoaHn'
This ↑ this is the reason why Arthur gave his live, so John can troll his family.
Boah knew what he was doin.
I’m a simple man, I see Micah, I antagonize.
“HOAWDAY, JAYACK!!” - Uncle
John: *pisses off Abigail*
Abigail: *so you have chosen death*
Is it just me or lately have the gang members or the family tell you to get warmer clothes when its warm out
Me wearing a winter outfit I use In ambarino and its okay to everyone but In a desert. "Damnit JOHN YOU WILL FREEZE TO DEATH. THE WHOLE WORLD FALLS APART." ~Abigail marston
Next video: How to get kicked out of the house permanently
John being annoying to Abigail*
Uncle in the background: "Hey, Jack!"
"least I know where to find a bath"
Yeah but you won't let me use it!!
Seriously, imagine if we could use the bath and call Abigail to help us out. That would add some nice banter between the two
How about: "Gosh, John, put some warmer clothes on!"? (in 95-degree heat) :D
John: gets mauled by a bear
Abigail: go clean yourself 💀
I still don't know why Abigail mad at John in rdr1 and rdr2 eclipse still don't know why she angry
Abigail is like a high school student.
Both are always pissed off and annoying.
She can be very mad
John: Scared to shit as where his family's at.
Abigail: 'Slaps' Where have you been!?
What John wanted to say: I didn't know where the fuck you was Woman!
1:30 that fall sounded so painful
My heart broke for Abigail in this video, I love how John grew his hair long just like in the beginning of the video game
John has to be a super troll, he was able to get up after being pounded by a GRIZZLY bear, then proceeded to troll Abigail
0:50 the warmer clothes bug drives me insane
Pretty sure John being alive pisses her off.
😂
I’m a few short years that won’t be an issue 😂
It’s like as soon as they got married, John became a different person
Mary Linton To Arthur "OH ARTHUR"
Abigail To John "JAAN"
0:26 bro said “just joshin”🗿
-don't give me a reason dog
-leave that dog alone
Abigail:Take off that bandana
John:It ain't that easy
I understand why Abigail would hate it. Reminds her of their past life as criminals and outlaws.
John:brings a fried chicken
Abigail:YOU’RE A DEGENERATE JOHN
John's existence alone is pissing her off... XD
4:39 that mask killed me. You made my day.
3:19john"yeah don't help me whatever you do....I'm ok...ahhh...oh I'm gonna need a lot of plaster's...ohh"
😂
@@IndoJordy John"loseing a lot of blood here....think I'm gonna pass...".(slump)
When are they gonna fix that “you need warmer clothes” glitch?
Never
Every update adds some BS like that so don't expect a fix, expect another problem.
“How’s the reading coming along” might be the craziest one 😭
1:16 "wearin that bandana reminds me..... well ah dont lak it" it reminds her of arthur 😟🥺
You could hear the sadness in her voice, in the first 5 words she was about to cry bc she couldnt say his name.....then she became angry when he she said she doesnt like it
The good ild days when arthur was antagonizing her with bandanas 😂😥
Old good orthur
Pretty sure it just reminds her of their outlaw days
1:23
"why-
GRUBS UP!"
- Abigail Roberts
Its pretty awesome to see how detailed they were with the dialogue pertaining different items ❤️ love this game
4:29 "They have tennis rackets? Posh bastards." - Seán, Pouring Forth Oil IV.
you know this a new game segment when everyone says put some warmer clothes in 20 degree weather. Rockstar needs to fix this.
3:56 lost it when I saw this
Should have had a cut scene where instead of waking up next to her on the bed he’s waking up on the couch if he persists on antagonising Abigail like that😀