Why Arthur and John Should Never Get Drunk (Red Dead Redemption 2)
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- Why Arthur Morgan and John Marston should never get drunk in front of Abigail, Jack, Dutch and the rest of the gang.
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#StrangeMan #RDR2 #Drunk
RDR2: is an emotional rollercoaster of a story
Also RDR2:
RDR2 is an emotional rollercoaster
Also rdr2: 0:35
Drunk simulator xD
@Morgan Alexander lol
@Morgan Alexander That's honestly great, I loved reading this comment.
After Strange Man talks about numerous scenes with ghost in the swamp, a Frankenstein-like robot, Aberdeen incest, creepy Voodoo mysteries, ufo's, a suicide cult & a whole bunch of other nightmarish supernatural stuff going on, I have to admit that this video caught me completely off guard.
3:10 "Have you ever even spoken to another kid?"
No no no, he's got a point
Poor jack had such a shit childhood
L yeah kinda hard too back then
Just to the VOICEs in yer HEAD
Still though, it's not like he has a choice so arthur was just totally being a dick lmao
that fucking sent me😂😂
When Arthur said to Jack "have you ever even spoken to another kid" it made me realise that Jack has just been around adults his entire life. Never once met someone his own age.
Jack always did look depressed. I figured that was why.
@Julo Michawhat about Saint Denis kids ?
That’s why he’s so goddamn miserable
Ok but also an amazing fucking diss
@Julo Micha what about bully ?
5:14 Getting shot & beaten to death: *reaches for the fine brandy.*
“Ow! Ow! Shit I’m dying! Least I have time for another drink!”
Top 10 mejores muertes del anime
They always shoot the drink out of my hand
*Chad things*
That's the cowboy way. 🤣🤣🤠
I love how John was just casually getting more wasted in Jack's bedroom then proceeded to steal his candies lmao
And eating in front of him
Is it weird my dad is a happy drunk
When he is drunk or tipsy
the four candles reference made me laugh as well
@@dylanmulvaney9912 no, thats good
"what are ya looking at boy?"
"You're drunk!"
"Yuuup, I'm your daddy"
Jack: you're drunk
John: *aggressively eats candy while staring at Jack*
I swear to dog I've been on the other end of this experience before. 😂
6:00 Well, he's not wrong.
You know what they say: A drunken man's word's are a sober man's thoughts
crankedBaconJumps inspiring
Yea ,millions of ppl hates him
Micah was a RAT
crankedBaconJumps 100th like
Micah: “Have another drink Morgan.”
Arthur: *Has another drink.*
r/malicouscompliance
And proceeds to cough a lung out
Last time I was drunk i rob 30 banks on a single day
And i pet a dog 100 times
Micah: have another drink morgan
John: have a bullet to the head micah
“You drink for ten men... and shave for twenty”
Savage
I didnt understand the shave part can anyone explain
@@retromikexd1198 It means she's more hairy than twenty man.
ten drink and got 20 preys,yea that we call profit
Got a time stamp?
@@claregreen150 7:49
I love how Arthur woke up the whole camp and was like “I’m just playing” and everyone groaned and complained 😂
Yeah the consequence is he about being knockout
I wish you could hire a band to walk into camp and start playing
@@alexhuman7749 agreed
Seems like something that I wish was in the actual game
This was my favorite thing to do lol
“Don’t be like your father son”
Also John
“BOOO!”
Johns spirit antagonising Jack after RDR1’s story is done
i literally read this just before he said it XD
*brother*
I literally came to the comments for the one word BOO! WHEN HE SACRED JACK
@@minhazul1000 when does he says it
6:08 John to arthur: I think we made some enimies
Arthur: yup
They are talking about the video so far
😂
John: "Yep, I'm your daddy." *Wheezy laughter* xD
3:23
Electric Blaster made me laugh way too much
I had to pause the video after that so i could breath again
Just like real life
Then he steals his candy. 😂
I just imagine the voice actor of Arthur and John having to do these.
"Oink oink..."
*proceeds to make a pig noise and wheeze with laughter*
🤣🤣🤣
Imagine joins actor singing "oh my darling"🤣🤣🤣
Suuuuun a biatch!
“That ain’t even called for” 😂😂😂
8:22 Charles warned in the nicest possible way lol. He's so polite
He was even more patient with Arthur even though he said worse. Charles is a homie
@@corsojames
Heck yeah he is one of the boys
@@corsojames fr I’m trying to get underneath him😈🤞🏽
It would be awesome if he was the character for RD3
@@Abbie_Loves_John BRO SAME
3:06 I love that John didn't even do anything, Abigail just recognized that he's drunk and warned him to leave Rufus alone
Raspberry Jam ikr
Abigail just looked over, squinted, and thought “Oh heeelllllll naw”
the attention to detail lol
Abigail is my dream woman.
John likes to get drunk and play weird games with the dog.
Oh my
“Arthur why arent you ever married?”
"N o O n E W o U l D h A v E m E"
starts jumping
*Starts dancing with everyone on the bar*
*starts can-canning in the bar*
*steps on someone doing some bed stuff*
*does some more jumping*
*Proceeds to do a backflip*
Nothing like a drunk dad walking into his son's room telling him 'don't be like me'🤒
Facts
Ah yes the childhood memories
ayo this one hit too close to home 😭😭😭
Honestly it gave me Rick and Morty vibes "Morty.. don't be like your father Morty.. rise above Morty.." then just fuckin passes out
3:05 it’s dialogue like this that makes the game so real lmao John hadn’t even done anything to the dog and Abigail already knew
Can you even afford LV
OG Loc the world may never know
Honestly this makes the game seem like real life. She reacts before he does something, and that fucking amazes me
@@ogloc8212 i like your music
7:48 "You drink for 10 men,and shave fo 20"
FLEX TAPE CANT FIX THAT
Bro I'm wheezing lmfao!
THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!
Her tits look kinda bigger when he’s drunk
@@icedspirit3613 that's the spirit
Dank chicken nuggets THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
3:04 I love how John doesn't even get a chance to get to Rufus before Abigail stops him lol
The question is what has he done to him in the past for her to react like that
Jawn leave that dawg be
3:06
*Drunkenly sprints towards Rufus*
"John leave that dog be."
It's like she knows
He want know new feelings
Leave that dog alone
That part made me laugh so hard idek why
@@madamebkrt same
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I miss when in RDR you would get so drunk that John couldn't even walk a few steps before falling
It was fun lmao
You can black out after like a thousand whiskey bottles.
I remember doing that he couldn't walk period and falling all the time lol
Yeah I wonder why they took that feature out
Just like GTA IV
for real. idk why they took that off of GTAV and Rdr 2. wouldve been fun online
You know there's a problem when uncle calls out your drinking problem.
"OINK OINK"
dude that part had me dead
Same
Me too
0:34
Why the fuck is ur profile picture of that prick from Detroit become human 🤣
Ollie Bourne cause he’s awesome
Abigail: john leave that dog alone
John: hE eaTs BaBieS
😂😂😂😂
red dead redemption undead nightmare 😂 good times
"No we don't! We only eat berries!!!"
"....YOU EAT BABIES!!"
NOOOO! RUFUS!
We’ve lived in this forest for hundred of years!
4:21 “Don’t be like your father, son.”
Don’t know why, but this made me laugh harder than I should have.
I’m pretty sure it’s because he ended up exactly like his father
@@bubblysky5904 that's so fucking funny
Ironically he does in a few years
@@vansfreshhunta9050 He became writer
@@chaoticneutral7573 Uh, did you finish RDR1?
3:43-"Jack is going to remember this"
Since that moment, he stopped calling him pa and dad...
Poor Jack.
The fact that you barge into Jack’s room drunk, roast him, steal his candy, and proceed to eat it right in front of him takes the cake lol
Then drinks a bottle throws at him then says “BOO”
Takes the candy even
Then he hogties him and throws him off a cliff
2:40 “aye stop sleeping!” “What, Arthur??” *chugs a fuckin beer and hucks it at him* 😂
dying 🤣🤣🤣
6:08 the next morning, after they both sobered up
xD
Hahahahahaha
Yup
this is perfect
This deserves more likes
7:02
"You alright?"
"Ugh."
"HELLO!"
"My God."
"YoU aRe DrUnK jOhN mArStOn"
"I'm drunk Abigail. So what?"
"Why are you acting cross John?"
"What're you gonna do?"
*Totally functional family alright*
*Throws bottles at family and family’s food*
☠️
@@candidlyopinionated19 buried. ⚰️
That lil ‘hellow!’ Was so cute
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Agent Milton : who is you friend Mr Morgan ?
Drunk Arthur : Dutch Plan Der Linde
I felt pain when John told Jack he was a strange kid and Jack said "I will try to do better"
Yes, it reveals his lack of confidence. 'n' Maybe heis depressed (could be a new mission for Strange Man).
@@leshurlementsdelacave9563He most likely is. Little dude needed a hug.
0:35 is the best thing
It really is😂😂😂
Also when Arthur quacks like a duck is great as well
LMAOAF
Can you imagine the conversation before the voice recording between the script writer and Rodger Clark.
0:37
7:29
“Strange kid.”
“I’ll try and do better..”
MY HEART I CAN’T 🥺
Fr😭😭
I laughed so hard when Arthur said to Jack careful I dont step on you
Always under my feet
Same here that and when he said your always under my feet
YoUr aRe sO mEaN
He is always bullying the poor kid for his height 😂😂😂
0:35 that was the last thing i expected arthur to say
Oink oink?
EXPECT. THE UNEXPECTED
IKR 🤣🤣
Fr that was so mean
8:22 "look if I don't ingore you I am going to hit you" yep sounds like charles.
7:06 My favorite line is when Abigail says "You're Drunk, John Marston" and John just responds "What're you gonna do?" in the most troll voice possible.
Too late to stop me NooOoW
@@elflordyt6830 hEcK YeAh
@@hellohowareyou8396 OINK OINK
@@elflordyt6830 *SNORT SNORT*
@@hellohowareyou8396 *SQUEEEE*
Stop bugging Uncle he got lumbago.
Its a slow and painfull death my brother
@@benitoswagolini3896 Evidently
@@kianh.76 Have a little pity will ya
@@benitoswagolini3896 *Get Up*
*WORKING HARD?*
John: "I think we made some enemies.."
Arthur: "Yep."
0:03
Arthur: There he is, the man with the goddamn plan.
7:50 "you drink for ten men................... and shave for twenty"
LMAO
And eat for thirty
watman I don’t get it
AlmightyDinho it means she drinks a lot and is really hairy lol
Lmao!
Ew
4:39 just imagine the protagonist of two Legendary games, sitting in a chair drunk shouting Boo at his son
1:17 I love the fact a tuberculosis ridden Arthur, in arguably saddest chapter of the game, found time to get drunk, and bully a little kid.
Lol
Every deep character needs a little shallowness every now and then. XD
@@MrWhatdafuBOOM well then...
Outlaws till the end, I suppose.
Lol
I talked shit to everyone at camp after the doctors visit. I was mad lol
If I had TB I'd be getting shitfaced too, fuck it imma die anyway might aswell have some fun while I can
*stumbles in drunk*
“Don’t be like your father, son”
Smog ً and relatable
Used to be my dad every other night
Shallow Cowsgrave Oof 😭
Jack should have responded "Don't worry, Sir, I'm NOTHING like Dutch."
and then RUUUUUUUN!!!!
7:37 - the fact that John literally abuses everyone at a dinner's table is mad itself but when he starts to throw the bottles and ruin the whole repast is phenomenal
5:50
“Have another drink Morgan.”
“I tInKk I wIlL”
*Coughs in TB*
EveRy One HaTes yOU
3:23 "yep im your daddy" and that laugh XD
that laugh killed me
😂😂
I wonder if he says that to Abigail too.
John: "I think I'm drunker than you Uncle. If that's possible"
"When you're sober you're probably drunker than this"
Damn Uncle gets no chill 😂😂🤪
l u m b a g o
Cold blooded verbal aggression lmfao
LMAO "THE MAN WITH THE GODDAMN PLAN" Stop Arthur. I'm dying 😂😂
So’s he.
Sorry. Too soon.
@@nooneanonymous3340 THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR💔
That was a perfect start lmao
@@bowpow uncalled what
John: “whaddya gonna do?” Arthur: “ O I N K O I N K “
😂
“No wonder Dutch keeps trading in for a younger model” - WOW
That and the one where John insults jack and he meekly says he'll try to do better are the only ones that actually made me wince at the nastiness
6:37 uses binoculars to try and find Abigail's "Lady Parts"
𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗔𝗡'𝗧 𝗦𝗘𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗠
*WEEEZE*
That actually would of been a fantastic "antagonize" line against some of the ladies:
"Here let me take a looksee for your lady parts."
::looks through binocs::
"STILL CAN'T SEE EM!"
You niggas corny
@@Dash-gn8ni *horny
I just knew someone would comment about this 😂 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I find it cute that when John gets drunk, at random times(or if there is music)he’ll start singing in a wheezing fashion, may not know all the words but he still tries
MY WOMMAANNN CLEMENNNTTINNEEEE
He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit
I heard john and arthur can learn songs by listening to them, like this awesome otis miller song the gang sings strange man has a vid where you can hear the whole song aaand find out who the 2 hermits are that have the treasure map for otis millers revolver pretty sad song that also fits to the van derlinde gang would highly recommend checking it out
I love it too.
John: "Think we made some enemies."
Arthur: *"yup."*
John: **finally gets Abagail to come back**
Also John: “You’re a little older.”
0:35 “Oink Oink” *Snort snort* -WhEeEeEzE-Lmao 😂
It had me good 😂
Hahaha has me dead
“dOn’T LOoK aT mEH”
ROFLMFAO😂😂
That's me ngl
Killed me when Abigail yelled at John to leave that dog alone. spare him from johns drunken aggressions.
I found the scene so damn funny. John's drunkenly approaching the dog like a child up to mischief, probably not aware of his surroundings, and then there's Abigail watching him sternly from the porch with her trained mom eyes. And as soon as she yells over, John's surprised into slowing down and is successfully deterred from his mission of mischief. Like, "I wasn't doing anything.."
7:42 the way he just sits there with his spoon like “Oh okay”
0:03 my favorite one
This has 333 likes too, so I won't scar it
Dutch left the camp after this😂😂😂
@@ruturajzare4159 credits Start to roll music cruel cruel world 😂
I HAVE THE GODDAMN ꉣ꒒ꋬꋬꋊ
6:36 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
We don’t need to.
WHEEZE
Love your profile Photo 🤣
Uhh y-yea
AWOOGA AWOOGA
abigail: *breathes*
John: I sEe YoU JuDgIn' Me!
Whips out binoculars
Your wrong, I'm worse than you think
"Wheezy laughter"
John: breathes
Abigail: PATHETIC
That works with Arthur and Dutch
melea lineberry
Abigail is the Chi Chi of the wild west.
Laughed my ass off when Jack tries to sleep and his dad simply sits there, starts drinking and breaking bottles over his head. (4:30)
Thats john marston for you
*B O O*
Then says BOO 🤣🤣🤣
Whatta perfect father figure.. In the West haha
Reminds me of my dad
John: *pretty drunk*
Abigail: You alright?
Jack: Tries to stay calm and eat
Uncle: HeLlO
“Ha-yep. I’m yer daddy.”
*wheezing noises*
- John Marston
4:20 I'll be damned if that isn't my dad when he gets drunk
😂
Luis Diaz My dad just makes fun of me while he’s drunk
My dad never gets drunk 😂
My dad's never been drunk around me
Ha 420
7:04 that's the most wholesome "hello" from uncle
Is evry one going to ingnore that John stole jack candy n ate in front of him 3:35
Gimme more comments now!
I did that to my sister except she was asleep, then left the lolly rappers on her face
Pointless Gamer2 i loved that and died laughing
What a great father😑
That was my favorite
LMFAO!!🤣🤣🤠
4:38 I was already having a fit of laughter, and John’s quick “BOO” got me rofl
It was really funny
Here’s me thinking he barked
@@noahroebuck7687 must've been them wolves in 1899
John Marston Wolf Boy.
🐺
Laughed way too hard 5:14 . Arthur trying to take one last drink before getting killed. 💀 He’s no quitter.
Abagail: *mindin her business*
John: "I SEE YOU JUDGING ME."
“oink oink.. 🐷🐷 aaaahhehehhe” lmfao I never thought I’d love another protagonist in RDR other than John. Arthur is the best.
They’re both as good as each other
@@pondaction9506 when I got rdr2 I didn’t think I would like Arthur and boy was I wrong I actually like Arthur more than John now
@@itsmystic753 This is crazy to me, because I never played RDR1 and to me the idea that people thought they wouldn't like Arthur... I'm sad I wasn't a fan back then! But damn, I love my boah Arthur.
@@westofelizabeth yup Arthur just is better than John there both good tho I will always love John just like I did as a kid
@@itsmystic753 i got so mad at rockstar when we weren't gonna play as john in 2 but now all i want is to play as arthur
"You're a weird kid."
His son: "I'll do better."
I laughed and then felt bad in my soul.
“Are you the woman Ive got with child”
Ladies and gentleman. We got him.
4:35 killed me lmaoo
NI CCE worst father ever
Y u steal my comment
yeah cause it was so scary. goddamit
Dark lord Best*
@@satal6089 but still a better Father than Heihachi Mishima
0:30 “oh my darling clementine”
Me: *walking dead flashbacks* 😖😭
Me meanwhile: Damn, didn't know John was interested in kids
Same
Oh god, can't stand Louis
😭😭 dear god not Louis.
I remember testing if how much could Arthur drink while riding on a horse, boah... Did I regret that, I accidentally ran into an O'Driscoll camp and got shot to hell because of it 😂
7:02
"You alright"
"Uhhhh"
"Hello"
"Mah Gawd!"
"You're drunk!" >:(
Lol
P
Just a 👹ORDINARY👹 conversation in the Marston Family. :]
Arthur: *starts getting shot at*
Hold your horses I need one more dri-
John: Strange kid
Jack: Have I done something?
John: Real strange
That hit deep 😭
𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦
Yep I’m your daddy
@Bobby Papoutsis I disagree. Some father's teach their children to address them as sir. Its strange to us now but back in the day it wasn't uncommon
@Bobby Papoutsis John has doubts that jack is his real son since Abigail has slept with most of the gang, thus they don’t have the closest relationship
Jonh only sings drunk...
Arthur didn't need to be drunk
Legend of the East I heard him sing when he wasn't drunk once. I think you just have to ride slow on your horse
@@Thomas-sq3ek nah just go to the middle of nowhere. It happened while I was casually galloping and I was like "wtf where is that coming from"
Isn't Arthur the Legend of the East?
@@jordandennis6794 no
Without mods or glitching only jonh is the the true legend of the east
@@Daysbb John Marston is the Legend of the West.
"You're drunk!"
"Yep, I'm your daddy!" *wheeze*
This is so damn perfect edited. I love that "John, leave the dog be" at 3:06 and the bits where John and Arthur just stands and annoys everyone, without talking. Like throwing bottles at them or their stuff, stealing and eating candy infront of Jack.. this is hilarious. I love your videos. This is high quality, and I'm sure you'll end up with at least 100k subs!
6:09 This edit is pretty good too, it's like they know what they did throughout video.
The music makes it better and more realistic
I thought it said "candles" at first, like he was just eating candlesticks and went "AUGH!" 😭
: D
I don’t have the heart to antagonise jack
Edit: Jesus this has turned into a war lol
SquashedApple49
Jack the little boy was voice acted by a middle age. woman
@@universal_wisdom3416 wait even older jack?
Universal _Wisdom we know
SquashedApple49
^^. obviously not
Dutch Van Der Linde
No, they pulled a teenage kid for teenage jack. And a man voiced adult jack in the first RDR
I like how Javier just spun Arthur around and absolutely decked him
the hit idk sounded satisfying lol no words had to be said last thing he saw was a fist to the face lol.
7:36
“Eat this kid”
😂
Dear god, please add a comma.
Wanna eat the kid raw or cooked?
The Ultimate Puffin cooked medium rare please
cupcake kk would u like some FBI at your place as well?
The wheezy laugh after “yep, I’m your daddy” is phenomenal.
“You drink too much, Arthur.”
“Nothing like a few hard ones to relieve the pressure of being the only one doing literally anything for this camp.”
As funny as the antagonising is, some of the drunk greetings are a million times better. My personal favourite:
Arthur: "yOu GoT a bOTtLe HiDdeN uP tHAt sKirT fOR Me?"
Karen: "That might just be the creepiest thing you've ever said."
Arthur (in a small voice)"...sorry. that...came out wrong."
Moral of this is, when you are drunk every button is the "Antagonize" button.
"There he is, the man with the goddam plan", Arthur making a meme before gamers.
0:24
I'll never forget when I was in del lobos hideout and I found some pirate's rum or how was this called and I drunk this to upgrade my stamina. After 3 seconds I was surrounded by lobos and John was getting shot in every part of his body but... SCREW THIS LET'S SING!
0:24 so random, John singing "My Darling Clementine!!"
I got remembers of Louis singing it for Clem in TWD the game
Louis, aka best boi
Nathonus Prime Louis
@@FrankTheRandomCommenter that game was amazing
GoldfishTacoshell it was one of my favourites
Spring Trap I miss it soooo much
RDR2: compelling storyline with emotional moments and phenomenal dialogue
Also RDR2: 0:35
"When you're sober, you're probably drunker than this."
WTF LOL
Jack: *sleeping peacefully*
John: BOO!
The part where John's smashing bottles as he necks them back through his house and calls uncle lazy and a drunk made me spit laughing 😂😂
4:40 *BOO!*
I thought John barked at him lol
After pretty much throwing a glass bottle at his face 😂
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Cory Baxter you are the greatest anime protagonist of all time !!