I personally cook the traditional Kwanza pork with halal dressing at my Seders. But not before we gamble for sheckles by spinning a a dreidel made of a KFC drumstick while screaming Laillahailalla!
Hey! My people! I don't respond to comments I just scream into the void. But I love you two! I'm glad I got to spend this time with Tim and y'all instead of my corporate worshipping family! The love of Jesus made me cry this morning and I felt alright. The reality of Tim made me laugh and I felt alright. I pray that we all realize that things will through his name be alright through his will. Christ miss Santa I'm is Satan! Sorry I need to make myself laugh!
@@purplelegsandthespiderette3929 50% of under 30s men are virgins. By 2030 40% of women over 35 will be single and childless. You're right but the stats show it's not that simple anymore... life in the big city.
Reading the comments, Tim is literally the human embodiment of the bar that "was open so somebody has a place to go for Christmas." What irony. Had to work a shift tonight and this made the shift go by so much faster. Love you Tim.
I am both saddened and comforted with the knowledge that half a million of us needed to see/hear this. Merry Christmas, Tim. -and to the rest of you I wish a beautiful day and I’m sending love those to those who need it xoxo
Mr. Dillon... I clipped 60sec of your E, Em Zher bit. Freaking worthy of its own moment on a special. We listened to this on Christmas while we were playing board games and turned it up on this section. A hearty laugh. Thank you for the laughs.
My cousins wife was in that 46 car pile up in ohio that you were talking about. Unfortunately she was one of the 4 who lost their life, but luckily both of their kids are alive (although they have severe injuries and they'll be traumatized for life). RIP Julie Roth, and the unborn baby.
This is the greatest Kwanzaa podcast in the history of mankind, gifted to us by the world's greatest comedian and podcaster. Thanks Tim, from Buffalo 🥶 Happy Kwanzaa!
Since a lot of you are spending Christmas alone due to your family wanting nothing to do with you, my mom made extras and there’s enough to eat for everyone❤️
😢I just wanna see my kids and they are going to make up a reason they can’t be there again probably won’t even see their mom at all when she can but I cry and long and she abandoned them to whore off and popo daddy said he will kill me and they are the cops destroyed the kids lives to keep a loving dad from being the dad and husband I was being regardless and they destroyed her as well to keep me from having them the demonic pos what a father but his end is here and my sons are stronger from it my life was the same and so they have me never going to be the same as mom and dad of mine their mom and shot hit daddy only cares about my babies
I’m in the houston Hobby airport layed down with my son, second night of cancelled flights! We have a 5 am flight in 2 hours. Thanks for the drop Timmy
I know our American cousins have it rough this year with a once in a generation storm and all. But that being said I'm over here in merry old England watching this in bed before heading to my sister's house to spend Christmas with the brother I no longer speak too. It's a real ice fight out there.
We can all throw these terms around. It’s kind of like saying the whole of America is just Manhattan, and all that happens in America is just the same as Manhattan. Tent cities and WTC memorials.
We come for the funny, but your advice is honestly so good. Especially about young people needing to avoid validation from other people. You need to build your own life for yourself
Tim has me laughing so hard I’m in tears when he said Meghan Markle should yell allahu akbar before blowing stuff up!!!!! Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Merry Christmas yall!
The corporations are good, you’re lucky to work, don’t fucking complain. 🎶 LOL might be the best thing I’ve heard all year. Tim is a national treasure. Merry Christmas!
@@garyb6730 hi... Jesus sent me to tell you that he doesnt know why youre awake... In his words "how the f@ck would i know?". Also he wants to debunk the myth that he died for your sins. The only reason he ended up on the cross was because of some asshole named Benjamin....
The dark Santa bit at the end reminded me of how he'd occasionally end his podcast back in the Tim Dillon Is Going to Hell (Gas Digital) days: by painting an amusingly dark picture, then signing off with a sly "...Good night." Along with the recent solo episodes and the reintroduction of someone to laugh in the background, I think this is Tim Dillon trying to return to form. It's still rusty to me compared with the old days of "Life in the Big City," but I appreciate it and hope he succeeds in going back to the beast he was.
I was visiting family in Buffalo, moved away 5 years ago (thank God). It was a hellstorm. Haven't left a square mile in 6 days because roads are clogged up with snow and a travel ban. Tim is 100% right. It's a soul crushing city to live in during the winter and the second winter that rolls into spring
@@dac518 that rant was nothing. If you haven’t watched his episodes from the porch you need to do yourself a favor and go back. I’d start with Bomb Disney world that’s a classic
Tim looks like the mall santa who follows you back to your car, when the mall closes.
“So we doing this or what?”
😂😂😂
@@blaystation perklediddledee perklediddledoo
you call that guy your mom’s boyfriend Gene
@@corporalclegg914 his name is Eric
I’ll never get tired of hearing tim pronounce the word horror
It's a hawruh
Horruh
the best
16:05 And the Lord said
🐍🛐🐍
Horrah
Tim Dillon is such a great example of being a human. Donating $5.00 out of every $400,000 to fight homelessness. Being part of the solution 💪👑
Yep adding to their drug funds
@@Stoneythebot420 every little bit helps
@@reillyobrien4372 preach
I'll match that. For every 400k I make ill donate $5
Don't forget the the 5Gs he donated to Natsis in the Yookraine
I'm not alone, I'm watching this full blast in the living room with my family including children, because I'm autistic.
That's what we Do!
🎄☃️🎅🥳✌️🇨🇦
Yea he was talking about stocking up on narcan in case a family member overdoses as my uncle began to OD on fent during Christmas brunch
Fucken based
@@juniorsanchez4157 Sanchez Christmas sounds lit.
@@juniorsanchez4157 lol ffs.. merry Christmas
Tim, I celebrate kwanza also, and am also Jewish, and Muslim. Thank you for what you have done for my people.
The guy who invented Kwanzaa was a serial killer. He tortured women in his basement. Look it up! Cal State LA professor.
Much love. Have a merry shalom kwanza my friend.
Less typing more flipping, these falafel latkes aren't going to fry themselves.
Merry Eid Khanukkah
I personally cook the traditional Kwanza pork with halal dressing at my Seders. But not before we gamble for sheckles by spinning a a dreidel made of a KFC drumstick while screaming Laillahailalla!
Thank you tim. Im sitting home alone and this actually does help
Hey! My people! I don't respond to comments I just scream into the void. But I love you two! I'm glad I got to spend this time with Tim and y'all instead of my corporate worshipping family! The love of Jesus made me cry this morning and I felt alright. The reality of Tim made me laugh and I felt alright. I pray that we all realize that things will through his name be alright through his will. Christ miss Santa I'm is Satan! Sorry I need to make myself laugh!
Get a girl or guy in your life silly
im alone in reality, but i have voices inside my head. does that mean im still alone? his names Darryl.
@@purplelegsandthespiderette3929 50% of under 30s men are virgins.
By 2030 40% of women over 35 will be single and childless.
You're right but the stats show it's not that simple anymore... life in the big city.
You're not special, GET OVER YOURSELF!
So glad this ep was suggested to me a year later. Best gift this christmas
just a friendly reminder that in this season of giving please lets all help tim gross $400k so he can donate $5 to l.a.'s homeless #TimGivesBack
He should buy them a 5 dollar sandwich , those fuckers will find a way to spend those 5 dollars on drugs , they can't be trusted with money
Well done !! Oh boy did I need that laugh !!
#brandsdontdie
He's my god of generosity. 🙏
#nomoreblueface
Reading the comments, Tim is literally the human embodiment of the bar that "was open so somebody has a place to go for Christmas." What irony. Had to work a shift tonight and this made the shift go by so much faster. Love you Tim.
Lisa's Lounge in Long Island.
We literally have nowhere else, Covid killed the bars and restaurants
So gay
what an astute observation
This was my only Christmas wish.. to see the greatest comedian in the world… Tim Dillon
Listening to this podcast while I hide from my family downstairs on Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas Tim!
Don't hide , load up the gun and go downstairs , say hi !
Thats what its all about 💖
I am both saddened and comforted with the knowledge that half a million of us needed to see/hear this. Merry Christmas, Tim. -and to the rest of you I wish a beautiful day and I’m sending love those to those who need it xoxo
Received :D. Same to you!
I was just complaining about the lack of a wholesome Christmas special I can sit and watch with the family. Thank you Tim
I'm listening to tim stuck in my car in the middle of nowhere. This pod is keeping me warm. Keep spreading christmas chear tim.
haha yes timmy is cheerful, happy spreadrer
Condolences to your family.
@@dac518 lol
@@susanbennett9062 haha yes!
Mr. Dillon... I clipped 60sec of your E, Em Zher bit. Freaking worthy of its own moment on a special. We listened to this on Christmas while we were playing board games and turned it up on this section. A hearty laugh. Thank you for the laughs.
Tim really got trolled into getting a new laughing guy lmao
???
True Facts.
And the new guy sucks.
My cousins wife was in that 46 car pile up in ohio that you were talking about. Unfortunately she was one of the 4 who lost their life, but luckily both of their kids are alive (although they have severe injuries and they'll be traumatized for life). RIP Julie Roth, and the unborn baby.
That last speech was the Mona Lisa of Cynicism, and I loved every second of it.
It feels so good to have Tim back to his classic solo rants! Merry Christmas and happy new years folks!
The editing is even better than last week. No matter the pod, Tim's first shot should be a slow pan out.
The little zoom in is great
@@bigben42 is it?
I just want a black screen audio episode
@@skizz741 you know you can have that right?
@@lukewojdylo9241 when I feel the time is right I will stab my eyes out for audio only episodes.. currently need them to hunt for twinks
I hate it. Random snap zooms aren't funny because the editor isn't funny.
this is what i needed to get back into the holiday spirit
Every little background giggle is like a dagger to my heart.
100%
He didn't die, you can watch his bullshit podcast anytime you want 🙃
@@jessbeez its not thaaaaat bad. They're quite funny, just more immature humour than Tim
No kidding!
@@jessbeez What’s the name of Ben’s podcast/ channel?, please & thank you 👍
This is the greatest Kwanzaa podcast in the history of mankind, gifted to us by the world's greatest comedian and podcaster. Thanks Tim, from Buffalo 🥶
Happy Kwanzaa!
☃❄🌧😎🎅 Happy Holidays Happy Kwanzaa Merry Christmas 🎄😎🤶☃🧑🎄
I think Ralph Lauren should sponsor this podcast. I swear Tim owns at least 50 grand worth of Polo shit.
It’s a 2xl from DXL baby
@@ireallylikeasoiaf4946 2XL is small. it's got to be at least 4XL.
Nope. He only owns a few items, he'll wear this consistently for a couple month's as he did with the previous polo sweater he was wearing...
My wife was listening to me hearing Tim, and we were both laughing our a$$ off 😂😂 Tim is a national treasure.
One of the best episodes in a minute. Couldn't be happier. Merry Christmas everyone
Tim Dillon is a national treasure. I can't wait to see him on tour again!!! He's the best!!!
The toy review segment was 10/10 😅
Since a lot of you are spending Christmas alone due to your family wanting nothing to do with you, my mom made extras and there’s enough to eat for everyone❤️
😢I just wanna see my kids and they are going to make up a reason they can’t be there again probably won’t even see their mom at all when she can but I cry and long and she abandoned them to whore off and popo daddy said he will kill me and they are the cops destroyed the kids lives to keep a loving dad from being the dad and husband I was being regardless and they destroyed her as well to keep me from having them the demonic pos what a father but his end is here and my sons are stronger from it my life was the same and so they have me never going to be the same as mom and dad of mine their mom and shot hit daddy only cares about my babies
Where
Thx. Address Please?
Well, well, well! What do we have here? Oh great, I guess its heroin then.
Your mom's a who're?
I’m in the houston Hobby airport layed down with my son, second night of cancelled flights! We have a 5 am flight in 2 hours. Thanks for the drop Timmy
Watching this while making Christmas dinner with my whole family, so uplifting Tim thanks for the holiday cheer!!!😊
When I hear the new guy laugh I feel there was a meeting to make sure to laugh more.
I'm alone in my ex girlfriend's home, drinking rum and listening to this while it's -10 degrees. This is it.
Heroin always helped me get through those times.
J/O into any drawer in the house & take a pic. don’t share pic until 08 Jan 23. you’re welcome
Life in the big city
She must be at her new bf parents house for Christmas.. u broke into her house to smell her scent on her bed sheets..
@@eap6390 no.
It's pretty sad that this is the highlight of my Christmas. Thanks Tim.
Nah I'm the same way by choice. I love it.
@@latenightchillin sure you are Mike .
@@samueld6083 k
Same. Xmas is so depressing
Tim dillon on the eve. Packers vs dolphins on Xmas. Not a bad weekend 😎
I know our American cousins have it rough this year with a once in a generation storm and all. But that being said I'm over here in merry old England watching this in bed before heading to my sister's house to spend Christmas with the brother I no longer speak too. It's a real ice fight out there.
England is a literal knife fight.
@@father3dollarbill i disagree
We can all throw these terms around. It’s kind of like saying the whole of America is just Manhattan, and all that happens in America is just the same as Manhattan. Tent cities and WTC memorials.
Tim is a real one putting out podcasts when no one else dares
“Get the Narcan ready!” 😂😂 Freaking love Tim!
Merry Christmas Tim.
I hope you complete even more triathlons in the new year.
A new box of Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes and Tim! What a night🎄💕
I’ve got a couple gallons of milk let’s party
Where’s the party
Crazy how much better this show is when he doesn’t have other people on (even if I like the people)
I disagree
So true
Kump and Yannis excluded.
Happy Kwanza Tim. The relatable Christmas tale at the end was lovely, and inspiring for today's children.
Ladies and gentlemen, Tim Dillon is back. Best podcast in months.
Escaped Buffalo at 12 PM yesterday and made it to NYC thank you very much.
Bluey is actually a fantastic show. This is coming from a 30 year old white, married guy with 4 daughters who lives on the East Coast.
Bless your heart Tim. Really needed this. Merry Kwanza.
Watching this while trapped inside my south Buffalo home is just what I needed 😂 merry Christmas everyone
buffalo new york?
Kaiser Town?
Geary St. Here
You’re literally fine, it’s snowing in December who would have guessed it.
Amherst here, I can't believe we got to be a Tim Dillon rant, Merry Christmas!
I'm sitting here in the hospital after wrecking my car while listening to this podcast. The jaws of life ripped my cardigan.
Not the fuckn cardigan
God damn them!
How’s the car?
@glasgowbhoy8711 forget the car, the cardigan ripped!!
Where exactly is the Oxycontin in Buffalo? Asking for a friend
Pizza and tim Dillon show at 4am....why not
Shoutout to Tim. Em gave us a Christmas present 🎄
We come for the funny, but your advice is honestly so good. Especially about young people needing to avoid validation from other people. You need to build your own life for yourself
This episode is actually top notch Tim Dillon, yay!
First Christmas since the divorce is always hard
Phew! Thank Krishna...Santa is still white!!
One of the best episodes of any podcast ever. All time goat
I’m sitting alone at a bar on Christmas with one airpod in listening to Tim rant
I appreciate your words Tim, Merry Christmas to you and your family.
"Happy Festivus. A Festivus for the rest of us!"
I also find tinsel distracting
Tim has me laughing so hard I’m in tears when he said Meghan Markle should yell allahu akbar before blowing stuff up!!!!! Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Merry Christmas yall!
God this is the reason for the season. Merry Christmas.
The corporations are good, you’re lucky to work, don’t fucking complain. 🎶 LOL might be the best thing I’ve heard all year. Tim is a national treasure. Merry Christmas!
I couldnt believe he told us to "not die" in the first 5 minutes lol. Made me feel fuzzy.
Tim is the version of Santa that gets his fruit cakes pounded
Fudge packaging business can be a real knife fight
Lol… Jesus. Why am I awake
@@garyb6730 hi... Jesus sent me to tell you that he doesnt know why youre awake... In his words "how the f@ck would i know?". Also he wants to debunk the myth that he died for your sins. The only reason he ended up on the cross was because of some asshole named Benjamin....
The only Santa that exists.
The true Christmas gift was getting the pig in his purest form, no shitty guest just Tim and his new laugh track. Merry Christmas everyone
Tim Dillon is an American treasure.
The message to the children at the end LMAO ☠️☠️☠️
The show is good again. It’s not the same, but I still like it. Nice save tim.
Tim is the family I spend Christmas with
It sucks my vehicle crashed and I’m waiting for the jaws of life , but at least I left Tim Dillon on
Merry Christmas Tim
Merry Christmas Tim!! Thanks for another amazing year of content.
Tim watching kid shows is hilarious in itself 😂
Tears came to my sad lonely eyes. Thank you Santa
New producer is giving us both barrels of the Laugh tonight. Everyone happy?
Tim is on fire here!
yes!!! sis
Tim paid him extra for this festive episode.
i loved the part where he was screaming at him about athletic greens hahaha
YOU SHOULD TAKE IT TWICE * smacks table *
As a native person I love and support Tim's support of and encouragement for the native community
The dark Santa bit at the end reminded me of how he'd occasionally end his podcast back in the Tim Dillon Is Going to Hell (Gas Digital) days: by painting an amusingly dark picture, then signing off with a sly "...Good night."
Along with the recent solo episodes and the reintroduction of someone to laugh in the background, I think this is Tim Dillon trying to return to form. It's still rusty to me compared with the old days of "Life in the Big City," but I appreciate it and hope he succeeds in going back to the beast he was.
Merry Christmas Tim!!! Merry Christmas everyone ❤️
I was visiting family in Buffalo, moved away 5 years ago (thank God). It was a hellstorm. Haven't left a square mile in 6 days because roads are clogged up with snow and a travel ban. Tim is 100% right. It's a soul crushing city to live in during the winter and the second winter that rolls into spring
Thank god I got a decent pod to listen to Xmas eve , everyone else is taking a break like it’s Christmas or something 😒
yep. thank Good for you. thank good
I can imagine the other Jonas brother are insufferable at Xmas but you have Tmtim to save you
😂😂😭
Finished a night of work this Christmas Eve. Now to get into the right mindset what to listen to.....Tim Dillon seems right for this! 😅😂
cheers Tim we needed this yo ,,,merry christmas all ;) x
Thanks Tim. I won't off myself this Christmas now. Appreciate it.
Great, now he's gonna play chicken with you and we won't get new episodes on time.
@@blindthrall Damn. Sorry.
Tim’s the type to give u the talk n tell u the cold hard truth. No sugar coating
He's in the zone tonight lmao 🤣
This was honestly the best Christmas gift I got thank you Tim
Love seeing Tim going back to his roots telling people if they want real change they need to blow themselves up. Tim is back, yes or yes?
tim is about to get booted, hes pulling a kanye.
@@dac518 that rant was nothing. If you haven’t watched his episodes from the porch you need to do yourself a favor and go back. I’d start with Bomb Disney world that’s a classic
@@kevinblue1976 Was gonna say, he literally has a video titled "Bomb Disney World" and is still going strong lol
A Snowmobile is perfectly acceptable transportation choice traveling within a snopocalypse.
I’m in Hospital this Xmas. Tim is keeping my spirit spoilt. Drink & Glutton HARD for me, everyone!!!
🍱 🍺 🍷
🙏🏻❤️
I could care less about the family I spend Christmas with, but Tim always brings glee
Great episode as always!!!
It's a Tim Dillon Christmas.
I was hoping for a Long Island Tim Dillon family Christmas 🎄 podcast.
Santa just came in my chimney
Thank you for the free episode on Christmas Eve Tim. I really needed it.
Watched this the night it came out and on Christmas day. Merry Christmas to the best pod community 🎄, and to Saint Tim. Best of wishes
I needed this Xmas special haha
37:14 from avatar to Megan markle screaming “alluah ahkbar” in an instant. 😂😂😂
This is my Disney Land make a wish 🤣
MC Tim.Thanks so much for this.Was wondering what I was gonna have to replace Gilbert's always awesome Xmas pod this year!
Merry Christmas Tim and crew 🎄
56:18 'every minute of every second' my fave bit