I NEED MY MANAGER | Job Simulator #2 (HTC Vive Virtual Reality)
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- Опубліковано 8 кві 2016
- Time to get back to work in Job Simulator for the HTC Vive, this time we're a store clerk!
Virtual Reality McDonalds ► • VIRTUAL REALITY MCDONA...
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Outro animation created by Cranbersher:
/ cranbersher
Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
• TeknoAXE's Royalty Fre... - Ігри
Jack: jokes about being robbed
Literally the next person that would have come in was a thief
i shidded my pants 👖
Yeah, I wish he played that.
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING i was waiting for that.
@@gavintheamazing he did. He continued the play through 2 years after
@@Fan-imator when?
Bossbot:Don't forget to hand the change
Jack: YOU DON'T GET CHANGE
2nd robot: Keep the change
Jack:WE CANT KEEP CHANGE ITS COMPANY POLICY
Ravioli Ravioli Give me the Formuoli I’ve watched this 3 times now and never even thought about that XD
Keep the change ya filthy animal
XD
Its Sean not Jack lol
@@williamreid6255 I can't it's a company... For FUCK SAKE!!! NURSE I MEAN DICK BAG I MEAN BOSS
Granny Bot: “I’m FeElINg kInDa wOoZy toDay..”
Jack: Starts vibing hard
Sup
“Working in retail sucks. Any of you out there work in retail?”
Everyone watching this who works in retail: *aggressive nodding*
Used to not anymore!
right!!! I still do
I work at Walmart, so you can only imagine the anxiety and pressure I go through when working through register or self checkout
D
Its corona time here, in May 2020.... Never been more true
I know i'm not the only one, who else wants to see a lot more of this job? (at this point jack should see this)
Holy crap with earphones in you hear the robots voice like it's literally beside you
me me me
+Mr.PsNPlayZ i use my head phones every time i watch youtube
+Mr.PsNPlayZ liked ur video and subbed PsNPlayz and i agree
me
I keep picturing buying a energy drink from a convenience store and the cashier going OHHHH YEAH BABY!! ENERGY! XD
OHH YEAH JUICE ME UP BABY
@@melumsy lmao
Lamo
What you gotta do in job simulator is go into inf overtime in office worker and you get jumbo sized energy drink and clone the shiet out of it
Lmfao
*robot take mustard and ketchup*
Jack: sir
*robot still holding mustard and ketchup*
Jack: sir why do you have my mustard and ketchup please don’t shoot
spider 123 they don’t have a mind
Hi
6 years later this job simulator series still slaps
*PUTS OFF FIREWORKS*
*FREAKS OUT*
*POINTS IT TO MANAGER*
lmao
U look like u will 8:46 go see for ur self ;-;
Hey I just subscribed when are you gonna make vids?
If I was to play this game I'd probably do the same.
Jacks last costumer he's says "wouldn't it be funny if there was a robot that shot you "(or something like that) and he just hasn't had the robber bot yet
There is a guy that robs you
Coolskeleton95 ikr
It was the next one too HAHAHAHA
THE HIDDEN MINESHAFT
Charles Adams what
“Welcome to Slushy-Mart! My name is Jack! Oh Sweet Jesus.”
One of my favorite lines in this video.
"Where are my buns?! They're on my butt that's where they are heheheheh"
Ahh.... we love this Man Child
Don’t we all
"Hey lets set off a fire work"
"AHHH FUCKIN JESUS!!!"
That part was funny
Soooooo funny I woke up my roommate
ikr...hahahhah
#Lol forever
"Hello, sir! Would you like another piece of gum?.... UP YOUR FUCKIN' ASS!"
"could you imagine if someone came in to rob the store" well gee jack maybe if you played for longer than 5 minutes you might fucking find out
yeah
Tell me about
+Alex Austin He played 20 minutes...
+Alex Austin shutup u fricken hater
+Alex Austin I was getting ready to comment on jack playing so little.
Jack: Kobe! 2020: “everyone crying”
@@shayne2559 wise words
@@hanichokr3785 ... bro?
@@DeactivatedAccount32871 ye man he just a legend man I got carried away
@@hanichokr3785 I can do better
As someone who’s older brother literally got a Oculus Quest 2 *yesterday.* Jack’s absolutely right when he says the feeling of playing vr games is hard to describe. So I’ll just tell a couple funny stories. My brother was playing Phasmophobia in VR last night, and he reached over and grabbed his water bottle to get a drink, and when he was done, he set down his bottle. On a virtual counter top. That bottle then fell and landed on his foot. And today, I was playing job simulator, and I reached around the fridge door on the chef job to reach the blender lever. Because my brain forgot that the door was merely a part of *~The Gamerverse~*
Jack - "here use a firework to wipe ur ass"
Bot - " i guess i could make this work"
Jack - " You fuckin better"
hahahahahahahahahhaah i died
Lmao classic jack
stop
+j Club Scouts stop what?
me too lmao
Jack: Could you imagine if they actually had that? Somebody came in and robbed the shop?
Me: Just play one more round.
Jack: I'm going to leave this episode here.
Me: JUST PLAY ONE MORE ROUND
Da Z Man I agree
Same, I was anticipating the robber
18:05 ....did he.... did he just predict the game?..
This was hysterical! The best part was when you threw the schedule at the robot "I'm in everyday?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" XDXD
Jack: "Imagine if there was a robber".
Me: JACK PLAY THE FULL SCENARIO!!!
Really, please play the full game.
GamingMonster Ikr there is a rober
GamingMonster ik
GamingMonster IKR
Theres a rober
Ja
I don't think anyone really cares that you aren't perfectly facing the camera Jack.
Agreed
yep
+jacksepticeуe . Shut up
+jacksepticeуe . WARNING FAKER
+jacksepticeуe . reported again
8:29 Phone Customer: Geez. What is this? Your first job?
Jack: Yes! Just- [Remembers the previous Job Simulator episode] Well, no. I-I was working as a chef before.
I love how Jack references the previous episode (where he worked as a chef). And he references this episode in the next one (where he works as an auto mechanic).
Jack's intro years ago: *wapoosh* Top o da mornin to ya laddies! My name is jacksepticeye.
Jack's intro now: *wapoosh* topadamornintoyaladdies, mynameisjacksepticeye!
Jack's intro in 2025: *wapoosh* tpdmrnntyaldies, mnmjcksptcye!
He turns into Irish emenem
to you Laddies*
@@anapprenticeforlife4116 sorry, typo. I'll fix it
@@freezycoldcuber3585 Wasn't trying to be rude!! Sorry if it came off that way!!
@@anapprenticeforlife4116 No it's fine! I like when people correct me.
YOU MISSED THE ROBBERY!!!
Victoria Gong I know
So?
alesiter black it was one of the best parts....
Good thing he's completing them now then and witnessed it!
Victoria Gong it's on a different video he made
3:30 “Kobe!!”😭😭😭
@spider 123 the bape design
yeah im looking for someone to nitice kobe
Also he said one person in the shop
spider 123 bruh I’m not making fun of him
He said coby and not Kobe
18:24 imagine if jack throw his VR controller, and you can see the hand flying xD
jack farted and shidded 😳😳 4:20
best part 16:16 look at his movement, his words, actions, the timing of it all. lol.
ha
Happy earth day
I don't get it?
+Chibi Puppy That little casual toss of the clipboard right into Jobbot's face seals it.
IT'S SO REALISTIC!!!!!!!
17:55 HAHAH SIR PUT THE KETCHUP AND MUSTARD DOWN
yeah ha ha ha
TheMinecrafter he stole the ketchup and mustard 😂😂 I'm dead
He took it outta the store!😂😂
18:12
Jack: Imagine if someone came and robbed the place
Me: Little did he know that would actually happen
rewatching a lot of jacksepticeye videos feels so nostalgic and it feels like im in heaven
Noooo if you woulda went one more you would've gotten robbed
+Dustin Brown rip
I know :(
Huh wat hehuh wha huh awhdjsjmfmf
+Dustin Brown that's what I was just about to say lol
The funny thing is is that the robber has a banana as a gun and you can take it and eat it xD
yes! love this series !!
same
Yaa
+Rae Star SAME
I know it's awesome
Ikr I want MOOORRREEEE
its been 6 years and to see sean grow mentally and phiscally even as a kid growing up watching him makes me happy to be alive watch him☺
3:35 “hot dogs are bouncy” 😂😂😂 I’m doneeee
i farted and it was an impostor shit
These virtual reality games just keep getting cooler!
😄
yeah!
yup
Ya
I know right! I really like when he does Job Simulator
Did you realize the last customer stole your ketchup and mustard?
very advanced ai, so realistic its scary
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
+Diemondz xD
he wanted something free not to pay
XD
Watching this in 2024 😢
True gives back the memories since 2020
Same
“OHHH JESUS! Oh there’s a bin right over here” 8 years and still the best vid he’s ever made
I replayed the intro so many times 😅😅, his laugh was so cute.
Same
Same
Same. My brother was really annoyed.
same
+Gamingwith Guys that's what I did. Just replay it up.
"Use a firework to wipe your ass" 😂😂
Watched this again, when he said ”KOBE!!” I started to cry 😭😂
You didn't tho
Phantom Woho I did tho
You didn't tho
Rip to Kobe
weak
Is anyone watching in 2020 and u hear jack say “ Kobe” and cry a little
Yeah I cried a little bit 😭
May he rest in peace
The only reason I got up today: Jacksepticeye.
everyday
+Ninja Panda True dat
+ Ninga Pands IKR!! The only exuse i have when im asked to do somthing: "ummm. yeh just let me finish this video, plzz only 5 minutes left( when I actullay just started a Jacksepticeye video.)
yup
+Ninja Panda I think it's because you got tired of sleeping.
When everyone plays that game EEVVVERREYYONE gets mad at the guy with the cellphone.
not everyone frisk just might not care or be mad
Working at a gas station, this is a legit annoyance. I've literally gotten each of these customers, and the phone ones are worse than thieves.
15:41 best reaction from jack ever XD
6:14 "Where the fuck do I find the daily lottery tickets? Hello?"
The best part of the whole video...
jack: *smiles big* hello sir, would you like another piece of gum.....UP YOUR ASS me:*dies laughing at the low percentage of chill*
I love your picture
Alex S tank yoh fellow killjoy :)
I love it too
+Alicia Youness look alive sunshine ;)
+Danielle Buchanan ...dafuq man
I wan't an HTC vine virtual reality too... *checks the price*
.....
good lord nevermind...
haha, literally me.
NecryoNics327 lol
NecryoNics327 same, gezz that's expensive 799 US dollars or 1,499 AUS dollars ( approximately)
Good afternoon human I would like to purchase these chips
lol thats what i did.... dad can i get a VR vine? oh...god nevermind...
That squeaky "Hello!" totally made my day.
I love the difference between Jack and marks reaction to these 😂
You know, watching jack rage at dumb customers is actually fairly cathartic
if you play long enough you do get robbed
Yup
ya
Explains why all my stuff is gone
robed with a banana
Bradly Nichols Lol
8:08 to 8:12 that is what jack would be like if he was a librarian 😂
I felt sorry for grannybot she was having a hard day 🤦🏽♀️☹️ lol
Lexiaa Forever its a fucking game
Just a Normal Channel That wasn’t a r/whoooosh cowpoke also r/woooosh has 4 o’s
@@SHeeBzPS r/woooosh
@@SHeeBzPS I kind of agree with you, it's just a game.
despite ppl saying it's just a game, I feel you. she needed a hug lmao
JACK YOU NEED TO CONTINUE STORE CLERK
I would like to purchase these CHIPS
I would like to purchase these *CHIPS* XD
And I would like to purchase this *CANDY BAR*
I would like to purchase this *GENERIC OFF BRAND COLA*
I would want some of those meat cylinders
@@NorielBenMiel meat cylinders? [Insert Lenny face]
10:30 how she's adorably asking for sugar it's so cute and she giggles when you give it to her
Jacks reaction to the customers is how we all want to react in retail
"would you like another piece of gum...?
up your fucking arse!"
nearly died XD
Same
lol ikr same
when he said that he reminded me when he was playing killing floor 2 w/ Markiplier "WELCOME TO THE HOTEL" 😂😂😂
+Hashtagrex lololololol
XD yep
jack! you should have done more! a robber with a banana would have robbed you!
Tami Karri Do you mean bandana ?
carl månsson no, a banana because he holds one for his gun
Tami Karri ok
carl månsson Illuminati confirmed
Tami Karri Ur Right!
Gotta love Seán's old lady impersonation fucking amazing.
Bot: "Humans were required to smile and be polite."
Jack: *forces the fakest smile*
I can honestly say this is what I do daily in my job and people think I'm being sincere. No, no I am not. I'm trying decide if I want to kick your ass or hide your body.
Did anyone else want Jack to keep scratching lottery tickets to see if he could win?
yes
Mini Ladd did that and won, but nothing happened.
Matthew Danielson I wonder what would happen if you give the customer the winning lottery ticket
+Ethan Ocasio ohmwrecker did that
Julio Gallardo He scratched the lottery tickets or did he give the winning lottery ticket to the customer?
15:51 It was silence and then the firework goes off x3 I'm dying from laughter x3
omer geerd =3
+Maddog1010Gaming fireworks follow in my footsteps
15:52 The firework scare was extremely effective.
15:45 Lol you can hear Jack just dropped the can from how shocked he looks lol 😂
Jack: “Lets set off a firework”
Also Jack: *Looks directly into the tube* 😂
This made me laugh my ass off for 20 mins BRUH the whole video 😂😂😂
Same😂
The 52 seconds I didn't laugh were some of the sadest moments of my life.
+Luffyatemymeat same he should do a lot more of it
+RAGEOFWEEGEE BOO YOU MAN
+chris paskouis he's a good youtuber
Jack should get the money and put it on the enlarging pad
Broo these videos r a throwback 😭
Jack: "You don't have arms!"
Robot: "You don't have a body."
bruh
*smiles creepily*
“What would you like, sir? Another piece of gum? UP YOUR ASS?!” Jacksepticeye 2017 😂
No it's Jacksepticeye 2016 not 2017
He said arse
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY! That's how we know when someone's irish!
Kelly_Prior I'm Irish and that iz I'm Irish and that is just racist
KelsieAnn im quarter german :) great old history
William Escobedo Irish isn't a race...
Just Hands Maybe it's nationist? Nationalist would work better, but it's already taken.
Move bicth get out my way get out my way bitch get out my way
3:26
Trick shot of the century by jacksepticye
8:46 made me laugh so hard it had me dead
It's 1:22am where I am and I'm trying to be quiet but I couldn't stop laughing when Jack put the slushie cup upside down and wondered why it wasn't filling up
Stephanie Kneale SAME!!!!
Stephanie Kneale I laughed when he shot himself in the face with a gun like firework thing
Do you need ASSISTANCE
Stephanie Kneale me to but it's around 2:00
It was no where near 1:22
Do the office one! The stuff might change because you played it as a demo.
they did change
+Starfire yarh"
Yahhh
ya I second that one ... it should change a lot but this video is pretty good .... can't wait for the next UA-cam Tycoon video though
sam bezuidenhout you've got that right!
this gives me SO MUCH nostalgia, i remember watching you when i was younger
Jack: "Um, why are you holding my ketchup and mustard?!"
Me: Lmfao
A ROBBER ACRUALLY DOES COME IN, PLAY MOREEE
it was the next scenario lol
I said the same thing
I only watched this video because I wanted to see his reaction
Actually, not ACRUALLY
Melody Au midway
One second, “WHAT A DIRTY BASTARD,” 3 seconds later, “PEACE AND LOVE DUDE!”
RainbowReagan Rocks Ii
Julius Graves fuck off 5 year old
Julius Graves oh get over it.
watching this in 2020 and when he yelled kobe throwing the hot dog in the bin that hit different
9:05 The secret vibe i get from every store clerk
*oh my god you’re adorable I wanna protect you forever*
Jack if you had played a couple more minutes there actually is someone who comes in and robs you XD
I know I wanted him to play just a little more
I agreed I played the hole game but someone coming in and shot you this wrong man
its shawn
+Kevin Grimes so what , but we can him by his name and your wrong never ever do that again
I was gonna comment that
These old Jacksepticeye videos just hit different.
"Is that gonna go off in the store?
Ooohhhhhh my managers gonna be *MaaAaad* "
He says the manager is right next him.
"Hot dogs are bouncy" ~ JackSepticeye 2k16
Me: watches markiplier
Me: starts watching jacksepticeye
Me: lowers volume
Same
SAME
+FiveNightsAtFreddys hehe... true.
I don't think people actually care but...
ok
SAME
When the bot shot off in into the sky from the drink I cracked up so hard
5:35
Jack: Man, working in retail sucks
Me: *thinks to Night of the consumers* Yes it does, Jack. Yes it does
You actually do get robbed
I don't work in retail but I do work at a movie theater and I cannot tell you how many times I'd like to slap some of the customers we get every now and then....like this happened just this last week, someone asked me if we sell cigarettes at our concession stand and it's like are you serious...? Are u that dumb?😒🤦🏼♀️
I work in reatail, its not that bad but you do have to learn how to convincingly fake pleasantness and remember that the customers don't really give a damn about the fact that you are an actual human being that will sometimes make mistakes and have feelings.
Kikoman Dragon exactly right!!
Im rlly sorry for you :(
Tip of the hat to you
I’ve had that at my theater. I just looked at him and said “....sir, we’re a movie theater.” I’ve also had customers try to come behind the counter where we make pizzas
Do you sell cigarettes??
after like 5 years of watching this as my first interaction with VR i've finally gotten my first headset
* *Throws paper at Job Bot* *
*3 Years Later*
* *wont kill Minecraft sheep* *
10:16 Killed me XD
2:01 when puberty takes you by suprise
Hahaha😂 ikr
You mean Jack’s voice crack on “HI!” Or the lady wanting to purchase her *CHIPS*
NateDaGreat 826 XD
For me it was the opposite. I'm a guy, so my voice always went from "boy" to "intermittent really high-pitched and embarrassing" between the ages of 12 and 14. By the end of 14, i had the deep voice i have now.
NateDaGreat 826 haha
A list of food to my sister hates:
Ice cream
Slushies
Bacon
Soda
Twinkies
Cotton candy
My sister is pure evil
i feel bad for your sister, she's missing out on life
I love all those things exceeeept bacon and I’ve never tried twinkies
@@eskertkai9837 same
@@eskertkai9837 I'm picky with food-
I can’t be the only one dying at the fact Jack messed up his own intro 😂😂
"Everyone loves a slush and a hot-hot."
STOP BEING SO DAMN ADORABLE
+Alexandra Ivanciuc YEAH STOP!YOU'RE SO CUTE!
Becca Baltz I know right!!