DON'T POINT YOUR BANANA AT ME | Job Simulator (HTC Vive Virtual Reality)
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
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Jack:"I wanna do a voice!"
Jack now: *voices a character in vacation simulator*
Lmao I heard him on the game and I was like “WHA-“
Psyduck420 you know this is how they knew he wanted to do the voice for the game and he did a vid about it right?
@@tigolbiddies5444 yes... your point is?
Sean*
@@macabreromance
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17:21 "Ooooh, mini fridge."
*sees soft drinks in fridge*
"YES!"
Infinite_ Arr0w_ love it
I dont know why but that is my favorite part of the video ❤🤣
We watched the video too
In the shout you could hear true joy
Sees -soft drinks- Soda in fridge
YOU WANNA FIGHT A MAN WHO'S GOT TWO BANANAS AND NOTHING TO LOSE??????
-Jack 2019
XD
LMAO XD
Lol
Lilly Olpin : “I KNOW I WOULDN’T!” - Jack 2019
He can loose he's job
“You laugh like you got away with something but I just robbed your ass”
W H E E Z E
wheeze
*W* *H* *E* *E* *Z* *E*
Jack: *drowns himself in soda in VR* starts coughing like it happened in real life
My asthma physically reacted to your comment lol
"Ooh mini fridge! YES!"
He waterborded himself
Sly Khy My asthma likes your comment LOL XD
Yes that was FUNNY
OMG! When the screen blacked out I got really confused!! lol defiantly can't wait for the rest of the series!
so, you're showing open resistance or bold disobedience while you can't wait for the next video?
I defiantly agrii Wiv u
Getting Jackfilms flashbacks here
4 of July DOOM
4th*
Jack:*puts slush cup sideways and upside down*
Jack:where my slushie go?
🤣I think it went to narnia
Haha
why did you watch these vids i think i saw it fly to china
Yup it confirms he IS DEFINITELY DRUNK
I think it went to Russia
"You wanna fight a man who's got two bananas and nothing to lose?"
- Jacksepticeye, 2019.
LMAO
Time stamp?
@@lemon.puree. 6:50
when your watching in 2020 and jack says “kobe”
*inhaleeeeeee*
Rip
;-;
Ava Burkett I know right?!?!
Ava Burkett wawawawawawa
Waaaaaaaa Nov
17:22 ive never heard someone so excited about virtual soda
17:23 is my reaction
Haha
u dont say thats the most funnyest part of the video for me
Haha lol
I thought my video bugged
7:26 *"4TH OF JULY"*
**Ad Plays During Explosion**
Same. XD
@@pundertalefan4391 lol
SAME!
Mike The Hooded Killer sAmee
Same
Jack: Can I voice a character?!
Little did he know
*he was about to voice a character*
He still hasn't finished that game
Wait what game?
@@lelag6199 Vacation simulator
When did he say that???
@@btsfifaworldcup7197 If you didn’t know, he voiced a character in a different game by Owlchemy labs called “Vacation Simulator” which is just job simulator but you are on vacation (duh) he can be found in the mountain area
Jack the reason your vive tracking keeps messing up is probably because a reflection of some sort is facing/interfering with your base station, (the vive camera). Try to make sure you don't have any mirrors, windows, white boards or anything that can have a refection nearby. You can fix this be either removing or covering them up when recording. I also noticed your base stations are aimed towards your head. Its better if you point it more towards the ground so the can track the area around you. Try reducing your lights or change their direction in a way were it doesn't directly beam light onto you base stations. Although I doubt it's the lighting that's causing the main issue.
Like so he can see this.
all this! and also I think his whiteboard is causing issues as well, for VR videos it might be better to not have it in the room
if he reduces the light the Facecam wont be as good
Eek baba durkle someone's gonna get laid in college
@@jrgenbull5334 Im sure there are others ways he can fix it, maybe the light is facing the base station, if he can just position it in another way were it doesn't interfere with the base stations tracking I'm sure it will solve the issue.
Very hard to do most of these in a fixed recording setup sadly. Moving lights would mean having crappy looking facecam and right now, nothing is causing reflections except maybe the whiteboard, which is also fixed in place
i think the whiteboard is the reason you are having tracking issues, because it's slightly reflective. whenever you turn around and face the whiteboard, your vision goes all over the place. it's probably because the sensors see both your headset and the reflection of the headset, whitch confuses the program, and you start flying back and fourth.
try covering the whiteboard with a blanket or something and see if that works
Eek baba durkle someone's gonna get laid in college
Seriously, get this to top comment. This is the most likely cause.
@@scottbott3604 AaaAanD ThAt's The WaY THe NEws GOeS
Signal boosting with a like, gotta get this up to top so he can see
Sounds about right.
Trending 3 times in a week?
*that's how to be a boss*
*That's how Mafia works...*
*LIKE A BOSS!*
@@ImNovaRayz goddammit you beat me to it
Nova RAγz I literally just said that then I opened this comment section
7:27 “FOURTH OF JULAAAA!” It’s so dang funny 😂😂😂
If time is money, then does that mean if I become immortal, I'll have infinite money?
; - ;
What. Did . you. Just. Say. The illuminati would like to know your location
Macintosh Plus starts
Ha! Can’t be immortal when your dead inside silly😁
Well the thing is, if one was immortal, over a certain amount of time one would accrue a decent sum of wealth, which in turn would slowly gain interest over time that only ever resulted in more and more money. So yeah, if you were immortal you would be incredibly well off.
shhh the illuminati will hear!
i swear this video was called “i’m not being paid enough”
It was he changed it
It was, it still says it in my news feed
Anti 😏
not anti, jack probs thought that sounded dickish so he changed it
It was Robbin...
*When A Guy Points His "Banana" At You*
I would eat it.
I was wondering if someone would make that joke.
we dont do that here
*You need some holy water Dorky*
I would pull out an apple and shout grenade
It's been 3 years and this video is still funny asf
Yes
Yup
It’s timeless. I love seeing these randomly pop up in my recommended
WE NEED THE FLAMINGO SHORTS!!!! SOMEONE FIND HIS FAKIN SHORTS!
We need the fakin flamingo shorts!
Who else wants MORE VR!!! Keep playing jack!!
Eric For President: ME MOST DEFINITELY!
Me
More VR and TWD?
Eric For President me
eyy whats up dude ;)
JAAAAACK! after completing them all do overtime since there are more things to do and new customers and stuff
William Parker Ooohh! I love overtime. Supposedly theres add on cartridges like zero g or something
@@huntercummings3628 Can Confirm. Infinite overtime can be done with any cartridge that has turned gold. though the jobs get a little repetitive. When all cartridges are completed then you get job mods. They are Zero G and bouncy mode.
Did y’all hear “I haven’t seen a mess like this since the human uprising of 2027”? What happens in 2027?!
We don’t know, JUST GOTTA WAIT 7 YEARS AND PREPARE BUDDY
Ifoundmyold2014ac c IM SHOOKITH!!!!!!
Well... obviously the humans uprise. Good luck I guess.
Dylan Launer get the wine? Maybe beer? Just sit this one out....
Sounds like a decent idea
Lost it at "You wanna fight a man who's got two bananas and nothing to lose!?"
His job
Me too 😂😂
“Hey! Alchemy labs! I wanna do a voice!”
REQUEST FUFILLED
little did he know...
*swings slushy around*
Jack: HEY? WHERE DID MY SLUSHY GO?
Me: *face palm*
Lol
I think he meant Where did the actual Slushee Drink go.
I'm seeing that part of the video as I read your comment.
r/woooosh
Physics: 1
Jack: 0
7:22
Jack: *getting robbed*
Also Jack: " *FOURTH OF JULY!!!* " *dies*
I love when players are holding VR food and accidentally take a bite.
SilentDecepticon I read this as he ate the burrito 😂😂😂
STFU
@@BatJester ???
@@maggiemccauslin1084 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
@@BatJester your gonna stab me through your screen I'll be waiting lmao
For anyone wondering, the "lucky numbers" on the back of his lotto ticket are in binary code, and they translate to text as "why u do this", which I find rather hilarious and ingenious
dude only us nerds know what ur talking about
I don't understand how to make sense of it, but isn't binary like 1s and 0s that u convert to like Morse code and then to words or something?? I think 1= - and 0= • Or something like that?
I have no idea. Just my thoughts
@@SolarrFakeaaaaaay too late so you probably already know this, but Binary is sets of 1s and 0s that you convert directly to words.
Think of it as Morse, in Morse .._._.. is A, and in binary 01101 is A
(Those are not the actual translations lol)
Ha ha I love the developers
7:25 that is a perfect impression of an american.
facts.
I laughed really loud when Sean took the sodas and then went "ooh mini fridge"
"YES!!!" Cause he found more soda XD
*ITS THE FORTH OF JULY!!~*
*Gets ad as SOON as it explodes*
Me too lol XD
Yup
Same
Ikr :(
WHEEZE ME TOO
I thought this was years ago. *Then realized it was 10 hours ago.*
This is Argus same
Same 😊
He seems very pretentious in this one. Unnecessarily over energetic.
You must have been on some reeeeaaaaaallll drugs
Me to i though it was like 4 years ago but i looked and it said 2019 😂😂😂😂
7:27 it’s funny, cause when the explosion hit, it went straight to an ad 😂
That happened to me too
Exactly 😂
Happened to me to 😂
BRUUUUH, here too
Same
17:21 Ohh mini fridge
*YEESS!!*
😂
just as the jumbo firework went off, a tik tok ad came on. I'm not pleased, UA-cam, not pleased.
For me it was for Alita Battle Angel. Still not pleased.
It was q different ad for me, forgot what it was though
Rest In Pepperonis,Jack Missing Flamingo Shorts
Rip
1:51
“Where’s my rack? . . Ah ha it’s right here”
*one second later*
“AH I HAVE NO LEGS”
Love the sudden changes he has every time
17:21 omg best scream ever!
FOR ALL THE PEOPLE ASKING ABOUT THE WALKING DEAD :
jack said on his Twitter he's trying to play it but it keeps crashing. We'll have to wait till he finds out whats wrong before he can play it. Like this so people can see
Cadence Western
Yup!
I love your pfp btw
@@Coco-xq7zh thanks ♥️
To add. Don't spoil the game either. Already have seen people post spoilers in the comments.
Thanks, yo.
Jack saved vi. So Louis is gonna be.... nvm I'm gonna cry when jack plays it
Is it me or does the home screen resemble to that in the space thingy of Goat Simulator? :o
Mabye
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Lol
It, Dose...
It, Is.....
14:35 i just love how jack just blasted the last robo kid and it got me dying xD
Jack: “ARE YAH A FAN OF SHUTTING UP!”
Me: Jack..... you know who you are... do you?
I LITERALLY read that as he said it I'm serious. 😅
@Gacha- Heart ikr
Betty Morley sme 😂
IRONY OVERDOSE!
IRONY OVERDOSE!
*Jacksepticeye in many Reading Your Comments Videos*
😂
17:22 The most enthusiastic "YES!" in the universe XD
That was more like a "YASS!!" but uh yeah... enthusiasm.
More like ho ho ho it is fuckin 4th of july
“Hes gonna get real mad at me and show up my bedroom again”- i have so many questions
Isn't it obvious?
Dylan Launer no?
I wouldnt like to ask "ah what da feck"
7:28 I could not stop watching this part
jack were you drunk in this.
update. Wow 4 years ago and still this meny like and comments for a joke i made on a bus. Thank you! but jack is the star here love the guy.
naw he's on something hared than that
@@bajamus69 Like.. Weed? Or uh.. Cokaaaa- *UA-cam has joined the game* COKA COLA IS BAD FOR WEEDS
Isn't he always?
He's Irish, he's always drunk. Its in his genetics.
He was And I was to
The most relatable video title on UA-cam.
XD and soon to be true!!!
Great name man
The most comments on each UA-cam video
he changed it XD
@@royaltygaming_K what do you mean soon?
17:22 me, when class gets canceled xD
I want to make that my text alert so bad, but I'd probably get fired xD
11:05 "wow i havent seen a mess like this since the human uprising of 2027"
me, watching this in 2020: 👁👄👁
._.
WE MUST FIND THE FLAMINGO SHORTS, its just not the same with out them
So much negativity in these comments
Here's my opinion:
Jack plays whatever he likes due to enjoyment, if he were to just play games that most wanted then he wouldn't be happy doing what he does.
His metal gear series is a pretty good one and yes views are down but it's a huge part of him growing up to be who he is today (a gamer and a youtuber for us )
I'd love to see more positivity and understanding than negativity because you personally aren't happy. Others are we all have different tastes so please respect him as he is a person
I personally enjoy his Metal Gear series because of his commentary, and so far, I've enjoyed it.
YASSSSS! I love him no matter what game he plays, he makes them all enjoyable!!!
@@bpwildbill11 me to! And the game is a huge part of my childhood! I know it's not everyone's taste but they should respect it tbh :)
What I'm been seeing nothing but positive comments
I don't usually see rude comments on his videos
"Aww thanks you're a real good person"
*jack takes the money back*
16:26
"IT WAS HIM OPPICER"
10/10 ENGLISH SKILLS I SEE
Virtual Reality at it's finest. I cannot wait for games to evolve more and more. Eventually we will incorporate VR into reality all over the place and the face of gaming will change forever. What a time to be alive
Well we already kinda have that... it’s Augmented Reality where you can play with virtual games and characters but the respond and play in the area you are in. So if you are in a building with tables a playing an AR paintball game you could get paint on the table. It’s very interesting what we can do with technology now!
Yes VR will change the face of gaming forever. By that note VR will be SAO all over again. Yeah what a time to be alive...Forever trapped in a game.
Hey I've seen you in other comment sections
It happened LOL | (• ◡•)|
The best VR game is probably Half Life Alyx or Boneworks.
7:27 explodes into an ad
lol bro i got the same thing dude
Ya Mate Nath omg that happend to me haha lol
True
That happened to me too XD
SAME BROOO
He changed...
The title...
ANTI!
what was the original title?
@@ellampettersson I'M NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH!!!
@@darthlily7138 not anti. It was sean. Like if you understand reference
@@kaiseremotion854 I know what moment he's referencing with the new title but changing titles is typically sign of Anti.
Jack: Alchemy Labs, Hit me up, I wanna do a voice!
Vacation Simulator: Your wish is granted.
"Where's my rack, ha its right here. AH I HAVE NO LEGS!" best part
“You wanna fight a man who has two bananas and nothin to lose?!”
When Jack’s hand glitched or something, it was just like it said “Freak you”
TheDefender 127 when?
TheDefender 127 timestamp?
3:23
You mean hand?
RedK5 *sigh* 4 months later and I now see the mistake.... -_-
That was funny! He was turned around and making a peeing sound and he sad, " Oh, yes!" Any disagreements?
Nice lmfao
Yeah, We all watched the video.
Ur mom
@@nate2653 facts
No
Anyone else notice how aggressive/hostile he gets with vr working, maybe it's because of the difficult time he's going through with the missing of his flim flam shorts, but he's always such an angry boi with job simulator. Nevertheless, _quality content_ ✨I hope he keeps working the other jobs regardless of his jackpot winning
seidimeow Yea Jack is so aggressive with his New Jobs hello there your a great Vlogger I like your videos
What happened to his flamingo shorts?
Did anyone else notice how Jack haduken'd instead of high fiving at the end of the vid?
-flim flam shorts- *I love it*
Shh, patrick! You're scaring him!
Has Anti returned your flamingo shorts yet?😉
I highly doubt it.
I was thinking that too 😂 that would make a great video of Anti holding them hostage...all honestly though, I wonder if his ex packed them when she moved out by accident 🤔
@@litl_kim I'm sure Signe wouldnt mistake her own clothing with his. He may have just misplaced them and forgot where, or took them to LA and left them there.
I don’t think she would think they were hers...I just meant with how quick the move was, maybe she grabbed piles of her clothes to pack without even going through them...I just thought the timing was close...I didn’t see a VR game with them since they broke up (unless I missed it)
Famous last words “4TH OF JULY”
XD
its the 3nd XD
there is no such thing as a 3nd @@kevinm7516
r/wooosh you dont get it
IS THAT A FALL OUT BOY AND MCR REFERENCE!!??
9:37: jack: man, I could have done some of the voices for this game. Vacation simulator would like to know your location.
I can’t be the only one who got an ad right before the apocalyptic world explosion clip played, and laughed
YES I Laughed so hard cuz I got a smoking ad!
Maria S no you you’re not
I have ad blocker
EXACTLY XD
@@asleep2702 that's how Jack makes money from videos but whatever
7:26 FOURTH O’ JULAA! *BOOOOOOM*
17:22 Happy boi jack
APotatoOnUA-cam lol
I got an ad immediately as that happened, it was perfect
Everyone keeps getting an ad there yet I haven't gotten a single ad there and I've watched that part multiple times.
@@tristanreyes5444 same
7:22 - 7:42 might just be one of my favorite JackSepticEye moments.
J
K
7:36
Jack:eat that eat that
Caption:eat that eat that *jerk* *himself*
@Emma Summers *insert lenny face*
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT MY COMPUTER IS GONNA BREAK THERE FOR A SECOND IN 17:43
I thought my phone suddenly shut down for no good reason as I was also unable to bring up the youtube player but then the picture came back.
I thought my phone died on me.
me to because I was watching in full screen
7:22 The funniest thing I've ever seen this year so far
Web ziller tal ashau
Forth o Juli!
Me too I laughed for 10 minutes
How is it funny
*_FOURTH A' JULAH!_*
I couldn't stop laughing when his hand glitched and him the magazines to were they fell😂😂😂😂😂😂
My cat was staring at me confused while I was dying of laughter. Then came over to me and poked me with her like *what's wrong with my human?*
Everytime I watch this video I rewind that part over and over and die laughing every single time 😂
jack always sounds like a drunk alcoholic who yells at everyone 💀
A moment of silence for Jack's flamingo shorts please......
Removes hat in the honour of Jack's flamingo shorts screw you billy
Let us pay some respect for jacksepticeye's flamingo shorts. We will now play our tribute song
ALL THE WAY!!!!!!
(keep on'a dancin)
ALL THE WAY!!!!!!
(keep on tryin)
ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!
(keep goin you got this)
ALL THE WAY, WAY ALL THE WAY!!!!!!
Lol😂😂😂
Pls do whole thing next video ( you can copy paste)
LoL
@@saltboat5091 ok :)
@@saltboat5091 wait the whole song? Or the whole comment?
HE SAID FOURTH OF JULY AND THEN I GOT AN AD LOL
SameXD
Same
SAME xD
Not me. Everyone else is getting one but I haven't gotten an ad there once. I got a cat deciding to lay on my screen as it happened though.
Same
Nobody:
Not even the beetle under your bed:
Not a soul:
Jack:
**casually takes back the stuff he gives the robot**
when the screen went black after he took the 24 hour energy I legit thought that my monitor wasn't working lmao
7:27 my add lined up so perfectly with this.
Same
Same it was soo cool
HSHSHSSSJS YEAH LMAOOO
Alex Alarcon same
Same
17:21 so excited for a mini fridge
YESSS!!!
Lol
Oooo Mini Fridge! YAAAAS!
MINI FRIDGE YAY
7:24 I laughed so much in this 😂
Reading captions are hilarious
"Are you a fan of shutting up!!" -Jack 2019
XD
Me towards my brother be like
I hate it when my disembodied hand fails to grab stuff off a shelf
At first i thought you were the fake justin..
Ey it's ninja nigga
Justin Y. 🗿
yea me too it just sucks
Yo
That 4th of July moment actually killed me 😂
He still doesn't have his flamingo shorts😢😢😢
Shorts not pants
Rip
😖😖😖😫😫😫 NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*film flam
Rip
6:27 "oh no a bandito!!"
IM A BAN
IM A BAN
DITO
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one thinking this 😂😂
||-//
I COULD TAKE THE HIGH ROAD
Thank God I wasn’t the only one thinking this
SAMEEE
*opens mini fridge*
*finds more soda*
YASSSSSSSSS
I DIED AT THAT PART😂😂
8:05 should've stole the cheddar back
Holy hell, he seems more energetic than usual... How that’s possible no one may know.
*more drunk
Too me it seemed really forced I mean to me the editing speaks for that
Sometimes if you have a really good snooze you wake up with this weird amount of energy. Maybe jack napped before this?
@@toocutenoirb.4278 That usually happens for a short period of time when you had no sleep, but who knows.
When you think about it, we’re not that far from 2027. We’re eight years away, in fact.
Christ on a bike!
How have you got a Sam next to ur name
Its Just Rav I became a Sponsor/ Member. There’s a link in the description in case you’re interested.
If we make it through this year
3 years now.. yippee
So close
Maybe the bananas will attract the wild flamingo shorts!!
GOOD THINKING EVERYONE LIKES BANANAS
7:23 I laughed much that I died XD
“Woo hoo hoo fourth of JULA”BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM
4:24 when drunk people talk about what happened at the movies, then they never knew they've spilt their beer while talking 😂😂😂
Jack: *jumbo sizes firework* FOURTH OF JUUULY.
*FIREWORK SHOOTS AND RIGHT WHEN IT EXPLOADS AN ADD POPS UP*
Me: lol.
Ad?
Ikr?
Me too
It was funny too
Lol. That didn't happen to me
I can just imagine jack shooting fireworks at small children as they run out of his shop 😂🤣
Jack: “...a bandito!”
*skeleton clique joins the chat*
YES omg I screamed
6:27
"nO A BANDITO"
*_twenty one pilots fans start screaming_*
PuppyRoss THANK GOD SOMEONE COMMENTED ON THAT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE🙏
21 pilots is baaaad
@@thelambsauce7307 you have your opinion, i have mine :)
@@izzybella___8418 LOL
The bandito had GUNS FOR HANDS