ORIGINS (feat. Clickspring)
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- Опубліковано 22 бер 2017
- ** WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGES. **
a truck load of awesomeness, but also flashing images.
A special thanks to Chris of Clickspring -- be sure to check out his amazing work at:
/ @clickspring
Thanks also to Adam, AvE, and Stefan, appreciate you lending a hand and most of all for being great sports.
Adam Booth: / abom79
Stefan Gotteswinter: / syyl
AvE: / arduinoversusevil - Наука та технологія
Oh man, what have we done?! LOL! I hope I still have viewers after this one. Awesome job Tony!
No worries, I just signed up for lifetime membership! Well done!
I think you actually gained some (and some of them might even be interested in metalworking).
I can't imagine how the flea market scores would be on Avon79. Maybe a satire could be up on next SNS... Haha
Cheers from Brazil! Keep up the awesome work, Adam.
Dude, I was waiting for the long haired wig in your shot...I'm going back to finish painting my nails.
Adam from what I'm reading you might be looking at a second channel! opportunity's a'knock'n!
President AVE? Shut up and take my vote!!
RELEASE THE SHMOOOOOOO!!!
Bad things, no welder_pecker_detector_rulers ;_;
I would vote for the man from canukistan!
revmpandora he's got my vote! lol
Skookum as frig
Died at the AvE part...*walks into the oval office* "welcome back to the shop"
Same... TuhDAY! a treet ess - spesh- sheale
gen-tel-MEEEEEEEEEN
A treat especial... the king! AHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
I hope someone let him know :-D
State of the Union Address with hands only, hollering at the distracted camera guy playing on his phone, "Hey young man - focus, you fack!"
Lost it at "Gentlemen! Welcome back to the shop!"
This part feat another great youtuber named aVe.
same
Haha, that was hillarious! :D
I am glad that I was able to contribute a small part to this masterpiece :D
Stefan Gotteswinter So glad to see that compilation. You guys are great.
I want to see the rest of that chess match, Stefan.
"Warum hab ich Untertitel?" xD
suupergeil!
Not sure if IBM is just very advanced in the new timeline or if you just mixed up 96 and 69 ;)
Sehr gut, danke
Now that was a LOT of fun :)
Chris, good to see you here. did not know that you were a pilot (and time traveler) unless this was ALL satire...
well keep up the good work!
Yeah, and the movie Top gun must have been about you two since they used your call signs and the movie came out in 86 too. Do you two know how to sing "you lost that loving feeling"? LOL Chris
Clickspring pure genius guys soooo much fun!!!
Looked it - it DID need at least one "g'day" though...
Clickspring Tell Tony to make a Patreon...
I'd be okay with President Bumblefuck
That is Donald Bumblefuck to the civilized world.
@@ReevansElectro ...et al. Just can't let it go can you? Keep politics out of this channel. I'm assuming that "bumblefuck" is your I.Q? Pathetic.
Ya sound skookum as frig wah’
@@ReevansElectro Nope. Donald Deliberatefuck. Incompetence is excusable, malice is not.
@@Tommy98406 You haven't seen AvE's videos have you?
Finally a Solid State battery......no more messy chemicals.
Oh shit, I spit my soda across the table on the Avon79. Good stuff.
grntitan1 I choked on coffee when I saw Adam presenting the show.
Man, I rolled on the floor while laughing... This is better than Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Who is that guy? I seem to need to expand my youtube universe.
Search for Abom79. Start from the most viewed ones, or the older ones. There is plenty of great large machining there!
Yep, same place I lost it
The motherload of all youtube machine video crossovers.
Andrew Bain-Lindsay yes
crossOVERS yes thats it... avon? tee hee hee.
I love that all my favorite UA-cam channels reference each other
President AvE when his aide gets distracted: "FOCUS, YOU F..."
So so good. Dam that was pure genius. Thank you 😊
thanks buddy!
jimmydiresta I
Love da stuff u make
I thought that one machinist''s universe didn't fit you both. I was probably wrong.
Yes, couldn't have said it better myself! Awesome, so funny.
Love it!
Thanks Grady!
This is cursed
This is magical.
Underrated comment
Still one of the funniest collab vids. Such fantastic people to just do something for wanting to have a laugh and joke. You have yourself a great day Tony
President AvE... If that ain't skookum, nothing is.
littlegrabbiZZ9PZA focus!
God-Emperor Uncle Bumblef%@# .. now that's my kind of parallel universe..
AVE campaign slogan : If you can't fix it, fuck it!
Brice Eychenne isn't that the current presidents motto?
as frig
Now I'm dreaming of sitting back for an Avon79 marathon while wearing my "Make America a Skookum-Choocher Again!" hat. Boy, those were the days. I mean, ummm....
Matt Stum LOL!!!
"Make America Skookum-Choocher Again" *SAFETY SQUINTS*
lmao, favorite comment in a long time
Riddle me this: Just how drunk were you when you wrote the script? It's hilarious! :D
I suppose it's a spindle-off, it had to be preety lathe and they were buzzing, moments later, they felt TIG-ling in their hands. It was new I-die. So this happened, what we saw was wasn't boring nor turning, it was threading idea. That was a loose fit, but with some countersinking it squared...
But why have U killed metric system?! How am I supposed to measure anything in inches? I have only two thumbs god damn it!
That's what you get after drinkinng about 13/12 metric inches of hydraulic fluid
@@aerogfs lmao
Whoa whoa whoa..... The machinists handbook clearly states 'NEVER *admit to* operating a machine tool while inebriated beyond a reasonable level'
This is possibly the single greatest youtube video I have ever seen.....
Second I think...
This is first
. ua-cam.com/video/Ce4TCDXmWXU/v-deo.html
For the longest time I couldn't decide if the occasional cameo was a throttle (jab) or just good fun. Super happy to see it's the later, as I really enjoy every one of those folks that have been "featured" in TOT videos. The Avon79 was terrific, Adam playing along (and the out-take at the end) made me literally LOL! Tony, you have skills, I'm just glad engineering and machining are amongst them, otherwise I would have probably never had the opportunity to enjoy. Thank you for taking the time to put this together, your creativity is simply off the charts.
Thanks DAS and yes, always all in good fun!
Don't forget that he's a magician too!
Man, I'm so glad AvE won the electoral college by that slim of a chance, it would have been terrible had Matthias Wandel gotten in office!
Well,he needs a running mate tho
Robert McEwen Bahaha perfect. Homemade bandsaws FOR EVERYONE.
AvE done dirty campaigning, vilifying Matthias with his slogan "say to to tree carcass"
I'd vote for AvE
He won by a thick, black Mediterranean one.
I love it with all the UA-cam machinist inside jokes. Thanks for sharing your sense of humor!
This is far better than 95% of TV shows. I also liked comments from abom, diresta, clikspring, etc all people I follow
*avon
@@pacman10182 ABOM
@@jetaddict420 I think that was a joke in the video, I dont remember
@@pacman10182 Yep it was a joke Jet Addict missed - whoosh
@@MrPossumeyes jokes aren't the only things jet addicts miss
Talk about "etreate especiale" This was pure genius! MOAR, MOAR!
Hilarious video/references Tony! You're a brilliant filmmaker and I always look forward to another one coming out.
8:16 "BOOBIES" on the calculator
paul beenis You mean “the subscribulator” I completely missed that one till I looked for the “boobies”! Les in UK
That. Was. Awesome!
AvE for president!
Couldn't be worse then we have right now...lol
Tool manufacturing would be nice and properly made
AvE for Prime Minister! Election is tomorrow, after all
It's so sad he's Canadian... I'd love to vote for him in the 2020 election, make the shop great again!!!!
@@jnix112 Too late! :'(
...Unless..... !!1!
:-)
AVE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!
Well at the very least we really would have a Stable Genius in the White House, unlike the current orange buffoon.
He will be, because he was (in that future we will get to last year) once the critical mass of subscribers exceeded what it was going to be otherwise * pi.
AvE in the White House and we erased the metric system! Everything according to plan! Lmao
Rather AvE than that other guy....
@James: Still better than Hillary...
Yann Kitson Yeah, right. He acts like a moron, but he's your prez, not mine thankfully
Arnljot: Don't be such a sissy, you can't have your mother around all the time :D
Yeah, Obama is a dirt bag, but he's gone now.
I don't know how many times I've watched this and I still can't believe how genius and hilarious it is!
The AvE bit was probably the best thing for me. But a brilliant vijayo overall!
almost feel off the couch when I saw Avon 79 lol
I had to pause for a loooong laugh.
Not sure how on earth you talked adam into this one but DAMN was it funny Awesome video tony!!!
Oh. My. God! What just happened???
I was sitting in front of my computer sipping my coffee; the screen went black. Then, I don't know for sure. It was like I was mesmerized. I saw and heard glimpses of familiar faces and voices, but they were in strange contexts to what I knew. This Old Tony, Stefan, Adam, Tom Lipton's music. Then everything went black.
I became aware of my surroundings again. My dog was staring at me with a puzzled look. My coffee cup was empty, so I got up and went to the kitchen to get a refill.
Sitting in the middle of my kitchen directly under the skylights was a brand spanking new, top of the line Clausing drillpress with all the bells and whistles and a full set of both Imperial and SI drill bits! On its table was a book that I initially thought was Machinery's Handbook, but when I read the title it said,
Système international d'unités:
A complete, coherent system of units used for scientific work, in which the fundamental quantities are length, time, electric current, temperature, mass, luminous intensity, and amount of substance.
I have two drill presses already and don't need one in the kitchen. It's blocking the refrigerator door, and I can't get to the milk for my cereal.
I'm putting on my padded blindfold and going back to bed.
I’ve seen all your videos multiple times and somehow missed this one. This is absolutely the gold standard for UA-cam content. I’m calling Netflix to pitch the weekly series staring TOT, his time traveling lathe and the gang.
Oh. My. Goodness. How am I seeing this TWO YEARS LATE?!??!?!?!
Jeremy C Barnhart imagine how i feel
no one lol
WHY CAN I ONLY GIVE THIS ONE THUMBS UP?!
Avon79, his grandfather was a manicurist and his father was a hairdresser. Where they ran the finest little beauty salon in Pinkycola. All the butch sailors had such fine soft hands and curly hair.. The envy of the fleet.
His name was Bwuce, Big Bad Bwuce. (Sung to the tune of Big Bad John. ;)
1:15 I think they stopped making the 9V rectangular stock. If you find a good source, please post.
Jimmy's Tractor i think they have it at batteries plus
They only have half of it at Batteries Plus, You have to get the other half from Batteries negative.
@@RGChandler i laughed so hard i woke up the lady!
@@RGChandler Batteries Negative. Aw shift key, you know that they are on the other side of town.
Question, can you machine a 12V battery down to a 9V ?
Bro, I legitimately thought this was a very recent video. The opening bit fits. And the quality doesn't degrade as you go back in time. Your craft is literally timeless. I hope, in the future, your videos will be shown in instructional classes. Sincerely.
Well, it was uploaded from another, more advanced timeline. I mean, who could've know that AvE would actually win the election against Quinn?
I just watched this two years after you . And thought the same. 😁
OMG, lol, avon79 ! too good, surprised you were able to talk adam into this, but im so glad he did it. this really made my day!
Absolutely awesome! You may have just grown beyond the boundaries of UA-cam. AVE as the President was Fantastic! Release the Smoo, Focus you F'''K! LMFAO.
Thank you tony. This is one of my favourites. Still watch it after three years
I loved it! Never in my craziest dreams I could imagine Clicksprings and This Old Tony together. Both channels that I love!
Sweet jesus.... AvE for prez, ya! :-)
He'd be better than the one we'v got now>-:
You think? An ass would make a better prez than the current one. AvE'd be pure Deity.
I suppose keeping our man parts in the vises could be viewed by some as being bad as grabbing women by theirs... but I think AvE is more presidential than the current miscreant.
Is he canadian? In that video did we anex Canada?
No, Obummer is long gone, thank God, and now we have someone willing to undue the damage.
No words. You sir are a true artist. Straight to the pool room with this one.
I swear Clickspring called Tony "Tiny" all because of his accent.
It's your ears that have the accent...
@@RogerBarraud They're maybe pointy, like mine.
I even checked the transcript to see what that made of Tiny !
"Did we just delete the metric system?" I'm dying!
That just absolutely made my day. Thanks to all of you guys who contributed.
Tony, these videos you make are hilarious and just as entertaining as your regular machine shop videos. You are obviously a very talented machinist but you are equally talented at producing videos like this. Thanks for the awesome entertainment.
Thanks and thanks for watching Jack!
"This page is optimized for Netscape Navigator 1.0" hahaha - totally forgot that thing :D
What about Mosaic forerunner to NN iirc
I'm so glad I started watching the machinist and home gamer videos. You guys seem like the most genuine people. Anyway, love your content, probably my favorite out of them all. Thanks.
thanks!
5318008... Please tell me someone else verbally said boobies and then lol'd.
Yes! At work even!
Abom's appearance made me laugh the loudest though.
Haven't seen that one since the '80s Chris
MrHillbillyScientist on the "subscibulator"
Hail to the king ave!
I've watched this at least a dozen times, and the more I watch, the funnier it gets. Sometimes I nearly fall out of my chair. By far, the best video you have made .
It's just like that coolant: The more you drink it, the more drunk you get.
Over the last several months, I have made a point of somewhat "going back in time" to catch all the ToT videos I may have missed before 'The Enlightening' - which is when I realized that ToT is practically the Zeus of the UA-camz universe.
I hit stuff like this and am just happy I lived long enough to discover it.
Pure gold, and only getting better.
Welcome back to Click*sprong* - in this episode we'll be *zzzzztttt* release the SHMOO!
we arent New zealanders haha
So good Tony
I am glad so may people liked this because there is no one I can show this masterpiece to who will appreciate it. Well done.
Masterpiece. Masterpiece. I can't repeat that word enough! Only person in the entire planet I could show this to was an Electrical Engineer I sometimes (few years, really) tie to a chair and force a select few AvE videos upon. Entirely worth the effort.
Oh my Lord
I can watch this over and over again, it just keeps on getting better and better. It's just genius and it is so funny and hilarious. I think this is really the best clip/ video I have ever seen. (And as I said, it just keeps on getting better and better 😂)
This is with out a doubt the best collab video on UA-cam!
Only youtube comment i have ever made. This is the best youtube video i have ever seen. Thank you and all your co conspirators.
Thanks for writing/watching James!
Ha Ahh Ha ahhhhhh hahaha 😂😂 the AVE clip had me balled up on the floor 😂😂
AvE for president, now thats a concerning thought. I am both intrigued and terrified.
Would It Be Worst That Donald Trump?
@@MeIsGurlNow Probably not, AvE can at least repair the stuff he broke.
who would have ever thought someone would make a machinist time traveler video. Simply one of the greatest technical challenge ever pulled off. Well played tony, Well played.
This is the reason that I pay my internet
this has to be the best colab on youtube ever
You'd make a perfect audiobook voice, TOT. Great vid.
Still cracks me up watching it again! The one that had me on the floor was Adam’s part, fucking hilarious!!😬😬
In this world Tubalcain would be Professor Xavier
Bwahahaha! 😆
The AvE bit damn near killed me! Good one!
Jim P me too! I damn near spit out my coffee with laughter.
This is a work of art, in so many levels. I simply keep coming back to watch it again and again.
11:05 ORIGINS 2!
Aww you have no replies. Here take mine. 👋
That's one hell of a lathe.
I'd give up metrique and measure everything in 1/4,608th of a king's armspan if it meant we could have president AvE instead of The Other Guy.
PKMartin ditto
Yeah, but Obama was elected anyway...
Yea Thank God we got Trump. Couldn’t get Obummer out quick enough.
AvE would make a decent president after Trump finishes fixing everything. Too bad he isn’t a natural born ‘Murican
Tony knew about the tooth count changes 3 years ago...
I love that there is a community of middle aged men who share a passion for turning bits of metal into smaller bits of metal and posting it on the internet for us to enjoy. What a time to be alive.
Extra Awesome Tony!
ATB, Robin
ROBRENZ you oughta get in these videos
"guys the toolpost on the time machine lathe clearly wasnt secure enough, leading you far south of greece..."
needs more bolts
hahaha. Things will never be the same for Adam, now.
Love the subscribeulator
I know right, I was wait a minute is the name of that subscribulator?
@@saberboi1526 Just Sharp. No Brown.
This is BRILLIANT. I absolutely LOVE it. Definitely a treat especial.
667: the fax number of the beast
one step ahead of the devil!
My car registration is K666GMB... I am clearly THE BEAST :o)
nah, 667 the neighbour of the beast
It IS the number of the beast.... In the imperial system
Ave, This Old Tony are the regular mans brain trust. So glad to have found them.
Apparently the 3rd sequence lever down position at 7:03/11:25 has resulted in another UA-cam first...Best President ever, Advanced Machine Shop Hand Cleaner that works and No Clickbait Titles. Awsome. Well done lad.
I don't know what I just watched but seeing AvE as the president was worth watching.
This Old Tiny. What do you mean We mess up big? A Canadian is president of the United States? Sounds like a huge improvement to the timeline, and I'm looking forward to the next episode of Avon79
Its amazes me that the statement "My brother Jan from Cody Wyoming" stands out to someone else too.
haha!
I LOL'd
I wish more youtubers did this kind of thing
This may be one of my most favorite ever videos you've made
Please, for the love of all that is Holy AND Un-holy, make an AvE presidential seal sticker and take my money!
Legendary
OMG! AVE for president! hahahahahaaa - great video - just the laugh I needed!
Tony: "Would I lie to you?"
Tony literally a moment later: *cuts a battery out of metal*
As a machinist and UA-cam nerd and science fan in general, that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Thank you and congratulations!
To all of you UA-cam content creators.
mrpete222 must be at the center of all this, the machinist illuminati overmind.
I haven't laughed so hard in my life with Adam and that lotion.
This is THE historic, tongue-in-cheek, machining, inside-reference video that all others will be compared to from this day forward.
Nice work, can't wait for the next one already!
This is the single greatest video on the internet
I'm not sure what I just watched but it was brilliant!
Well done!!! Hahahahahaha!!! Going to have to watch again...I'm sure I missed a few jokes in there somewhere! It was chock-full for sure!
Now, where can I get some of that battery bar stock? Will Adam be having a sales party soon, and do we need to bring our own grilling supplies? I've got some pretty ugly inserts that could use some Avon79 help. How can we get the Constitution changed to allow a Canuckistan loon to run for President? Can't be worse than the home-grown variety, and I really want to see the battleship tear down videos.
Thanks for the laughs!
-- Mike
No grillin as Avon79 is a vegan. lol
BEST VID EVER! I have tears streaming down my face, and my wife thought I was crazy for laughing so hard ... THANKS to ALL of you guys ...
Possibly the best video on UA-cam I have ever seen and I have some serious time invested in viewing. Apart from the multiple fits you induced a piece of genius!