Frankie Boyle's Most Offensive Jokes: Ultimate Compilation (Part 1/2)
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- Опубліковано 6 тра 2017
- A Complication of some of the most offensive jokes Frankie Boyle has ever said. (Disclaimer: I do not own and have had no part in producing any of these clips)
Transcript of jokes:
1) They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last longer... Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!
2) Unlikely things to hear on songs of praise: and we appear to have a streaker. No, One of the altar boys has escaped from the vestry!
The next reading is from one of St Pauls first letter to Jim'll Fix it
3) Commercials that never made it to air: Lidl's own brand shampoo, because you're worthless
4)Rejected questions from this years exams: Discuss the idea that Willie Wonka was a pedophile
5) Answer: 2025. Question: What year will black people and white people finally live together in harmony, in Chinese concentration camps?
6) Environmentally you should re-use your plastic bags to suffocate your children
7) Things that would change the atmosphere at a dinner party: There is a vegetarian option. You can fuck off.
If we are all hear, who is looking after Madeline?
8) Unlikely things to hear on Question Time: I'm going to take a question from a black man, without mentioning that he is black. The man in the red jumper, please.
If Britain becoming more misogynist? Lets ask this bitch.
9) Unlikely Greetings Cards: Thinking of you at this difficult time, has given me an erection.
10) Lines you wouldn't hear in a sci-fi film: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, its heading straight for the world trade center
11) I'm all for gay adoption , gay man would make brilliant dads. They already know where all the best parks are, they already know how to put talcum powder onto a saw bottom. I would of loved to have had a gay dad, do you remember all the stuff at school? Ah, my dad would batter your dad? LISTEN, by dad would shag your dad... and your dad would enjoy it.
12) War on Terror: I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think, it made me think is there nothing on the internet i won't masturbate to?
13) Answer: 60,000. Question: What is my polish cleaners name worth in scrabble?
14) Viagra is overrated, isn't it? Do you know Viagra actually takes half an hour to have any affect? I often find by that time, the woman has managed to wriggle free.
15) Answer: 50 Nights. Question: How long did it take Lady Gaga to perfect tucking her penis between her legs?
16) Unlikely things to hear on a survival show: I was first taught to eat in the bush, by a french girl i went out with at university.
17) Answer: 27. Question: How long was the trail of chocolate hobnobs i used to lure my gran through the doors of a swiss clinic?
18) Things a sport commentator would never say: Venus Williams has brought something different to the ladies game. Male Genitalia.
19) Ill advised things to say in court: There must be a perfectly simple explanation. I must have a long lost twin who has identical sperm.
20) You can get celebrity sat nav's now. You can actually get a Diana one, it just keeps saying put your foot down, i think we will loose them.
21) The worst thing to say when running for US president: I'm don't just want to appeal to white voters, i also want to reach out to chinks, warts and negros. - Фільми й анімація
We should consider ourselves lucky that Frankie became a comedian and not a serial killer.
He's a serial killer when it comes to comedy. Kills me every fucking time 😆
Or rapist
Not a killer, a pedo. If you followed his early work and his comments about beards you'd get the reference
He'd be caught fairly quickly. You can't run fast with an erection.
He is too nice for that
His 2025 joke is getting more and more serious by the day
Oath
Had me go from a "Oh shit this gonna be a cracker" grin to a face drop in 0.5 seconds
Considering it will be 2025 in three years, its becoming weirder and weirder to listen to
you can't watch youtube from chinese re-education camps
welp
Damn the joke about 2025 do be sounding true atm
Yeaaaaaaaaaah, it's scary how close it's getting to that stage.
"do be"
@@shanginadildo noone likes a Nazi grammar police
Help im in a China camp
dfggfd gfdgfd shut up those who comment to my comments are welcome to misspell there comments if they so wish to
Fucking love the Scrabble joke
Grzegorz Brzęczysczikiewicz
Fucking Ruthless. "If we're all here, who's looking after Madeline" 😂
I don't understand
Franz Joseph Liszt Don't matter lil' child
Franz Joseph Liszt It may or may not be a Madeline McCann joke
These ones aren’t that offensive. Should’ve used clips from ‘too hot for tv’ or his stand up shows. They’re pretty good. One of my favs is when they’re doing a scenes we’d like to see about comic relief (I think) and frankie just exclaims “why don’t they just eat the flies?!” 😅
Frankie, sorely missed on TV! They don't know when they've got gold!
Oh, they know all right. It was too good for the mediocre experience that is TV.
He has a new show on TV actually, New World Order, a real gem!
@@nicolacelerier8540 it's awesome but there's not much of it. I do love it though.
Hes too much tae handle for them but hes doing OK without them so there loss
My favorite thing about Frankie (apart from his humor) is watching members of his audience just so goddamn disgusted with themselves laughing 🤣
1:10
This man is my spirit animal
This dude can say whatever. He's not an offensive person in real life
kar oma
and his jokes are not crafted to attack exploit people.
"we do have a vegetarian option, you can fuck off!" 😂😂 love him! ❤✌
Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital
sweiland75 yf
Im gonna get a game of wack-a-mole...
Don’t worry love, it’s a charity Gig
jimmy savilles childrens hospital :O
The biggest children's hospital in the world I've heard
I don't want two more complications in life thanks
Why not? Then you'll have 101 problems and a bitch won't be one. 🎶
Then don't have kids.
@Xarfax umbagwe same here man
you dont own the clips so why mark it
Zuja Ayy He doesn't own the clips but he compiled them, it's his creation.
That's not how copyright works and you know it.
Zoltán Benesch Myself or the original commenter?
It does not matter what one does with the clips, one can reverse them, mirror them, turn them upside down, cut them however one likes it's still not ones property.
Zoltán Benesch Never said they're legally his property. It's common decency to credit someone that has made a video, he arranged these clips. If I make a tribute video to someone I don't own the images, music, video in it- but it would still be common decency to credit that person.
The polish cleaner scrabble name killed me
Seriously hilarious hahaha
i regularly steal Frankie's "is there nothing on the internet.." joke to this day.
the hob nobs joke was amazing
Da Do. Works to...
I didn't understand it.
Bagels they have legalised euthanasia in Switzerland
@@mattcullen6109 *That ain't cool at all.*
@@verity_amo Its awesome mate 10/10, go and book a one way flight.
It's the nervous laughter as he takes the stage that just sums him up.
Frankie Boyle is a treasure, genuinely.
mock the week died when frankie stopped airing
Neither is quite true:
It was dumbed-down & sanitised heavily, wounded but not killed
The accurate term might well be 'When the BBC *stopped* Frankie from airing.
Parents complained to the hospital that the children's ward wasn't colourful enough-to much grey so they put loads of sparkles on the walls the parents were over joyed till they saw the new name "the glitter ward"
That's just a random joke and also that video was franky boyle being tame.
“HELLO CANTERBURY LETS MAKE SOME FUCKING NOOOOOISEEEE!” Always just makes me *wheeze* 😂
I'm gay and I'm not offended by his gay jokes at all 😂😂
I'm hetro ..............
and I'm not offended by them either
Actually fair play to you for making the point Laz.
I just suddenly kind of wondered at the incongruity of who its 'acceptable' to say what.
God bless you.....
Not a religious person myself but he cracks as many hetero
Jokes as gay.
Shame!
Best joke was his queer eye for the straight guy joke
Stan Usher great joke but his "Micheal Jackson Childrens Hospital" joke is the darkest 😂😨
I thought they would give me fashion tips. Instead, they fucked me.
Yeah. That's an absolute corker too. 😄😄😄😄 The reaction from everyone said it all
Have to disagree..His joke 'why did Jordan marry a cage fighter? To have somebody around strong enough to stop Harvey from raping her..is his best and darkest joke.
The subs for this are great
The U.S President line had me in stitches...
savage jokes are always the funniest XD
Only offensive to those who cannot separate comedy from reality.
If you think Boyle is a comedian you need help. If you think he is funny and relevant. You really need help. He is just a Champagne socialist. Who is not worth listening to.
@@THEJR-of5tf And you're a perfect example of my description 🤣
@@THEJR-of5tfwait til you find out that humour is subjective, untilthen, you’re wasting your breath entirely
@@THEJR-of5tfAw, look at you arriving just to prove the OP 100% correct
The thing that offended me most about this video is not any of the jokes, it's the fact that there is in fact no Part 2/2.
He was one of my faves ...❤
Read the title and assumed his mother had turned up to write her apology
2_39 Classic Frankie. He just don't give a fuck
2_37. Frankie at his best. Only he could come up with a gag like that. 😁
Frankie Boyle's Most Offensive Jokes?
HOW? Kerry Katona wasn't mentioned once!
Frankie what a riot 😂😂
the "luring Gran into a Swiss clinic with chocolate Hobnobs one ended me lmao
You're gorgeous
It ended his Gran too
I heard Frankie's been complaining about jokes being offensive an gone woke ...
yeah.. he complained about ricky jarvais making fun or trans people:/
The difference between Frankie Boyle and these other offensive 'comedians' is that Frankie's jokes actually have a purpose, whereas comedians who use offensive comedy to legit just be offensive are arseholes
@@themorganrileyshow5520 yeah whatever makes you sleep better. Bullshit but if it helps
@Fat Cat cheers mate, you've convinced me to stop reading youtube comments on Frankie Boyle videos. It can't get any worse than this.
Frankie isn't happy with Gervais' transgender jokes but thinks it's OK to joke about the abduction and probable murder of a little girl..
Most honest comedian ever🤣🤣🤣
Frankie! 😂 love him! ❤
Hello there June :) I know you from Redhead Realm :)
@@englishguy2010 simp
Interesting that even uncompromising Frankie shied away from the big bad N word, in the last joke.
He's said the big bad N word on the show before, don't think he was shying away
2:50 - Andy Parsons face says it all, he is literally the most beige comedian in the world. Frankie is 100x funnier lol
He dare not laugh at anyone else's jokes.
Sarcasm is never offensive
You think?!
@@CliftonPhotographer Yes. I do.
@@GattToDaChoppa I don't think you got it..😏
@@CliftonPhotographer ... No . He couldn´t . Why? Bc your attempt to bring out sarcasm was a mess mate. Although...ok,... you did put tht sarcastic emoji in the end! Still......... 😶
@@tatianadesapires9837 No, it was clean and concise. Just like your attitude and that was sarcasm here’s an emoji too 🤣
1:18 Sheer genius
0:54 Holy shit, he actually predicted this
He wasn't the first. People have been warning about China since as (at least to my knowledge) as far back as the late 00's
Also, keep your eyes peeled on Taiwan!
@@danielfenton1686 what’s scary about the Taiwan crisis, is that America has sworn to protect Taiwan, and China has sworn to take Taiwan. Basically, there will be a full scale war this year.
@@assistanttotheregionalmana3002 And that's definitely scary, especially with the potential for World War III if not with North Korea.
@@danielfenton1686 I visited China in 2005 and the sad thing is that things were going so well in the country at that time. They were very friendly and just wanted to meet Western people.
Wow I often wish to watch things like I’m underwater then I stumbled across this in 180p and I realised .... no I don’t.
How is this not a 12 hour vid???
Awesome comedian, proud to be scottish, love from fife frankie😊
Legend
What are these two other "complications" that you mention at the end, and why should we be watching them?
3:18 That's actually really impressive. I still can't do it.
Where's Part 2/2?
Ice Fishing!😂
Question for the uploader: are you that one satanist who tried to sell their soul to Santa?
Where is part 2 fam!?!?
The Madeline joke was that about Madeline McCann that kid who disappeared
Frankie is hilarious
Her reaction at 1:10 😂
M P i
They ain't 'complications' either as it says in description below. But then again. .. it's Frankie Boyle so there probably was complications with some of his patter 😂
Complications! Now that's funnier than Frankie.
Best comedian in years!!
That’s lighthearted compared to some of his jokes.
1:52 😂😭😂
4:25 - Actually somebody took that line of yours and it worked out for him.
Jesse C underrated comment!
Libtard
@LHC That's the aim lol
Where is part 2?
Oh my god the 2025 joke sounds true
Love it when he gives it to the engerlish.
To the who?
Now i want Frankie Boyle in kids show
watch two more compilations NOT COMPLICATIONS 😂😂
These are pretty tame jokes for frankie.
"If we're all here..."
Frankie Boyle is an offensive joke.
Man's tremendous
Imagine saying the last joke on tv now, or for that matter any of these
Why did he leave mock the week? Frankie & Hugh are hilarious 😂👌
They kept cutting his jokes because they were dark
I desperately want to know that if the shit they left in wasn't bad enough what was too much
Lewis Murphy he said he wasn’t allowed to talk about anything serious like the wars Britain was involved
@@tyrionlannister6459 Maybe because if you say 'The BBC were gagging me' you kiss your career goodbye.
So then you invent a cover story to make you look good.
@@babboon5764 Only on the beeb
Good YES man
THE WORD IS COMPILATION.
2:37 😂
And part 2/2 never came out…
I want to read the comments while watching but I don't understand him if I don't give him undivided attention😭
Edit: thank God for captions
I've heard him say worse.
Best comedian ever 😂
Fucking hell lol
🙌🏼
Brilliant! I hope he comes to the west country,and rips the daylights out of me!
Anally
@@terrytownsend5583 😄
1.52 class
I know people with criminal records for saying less offensive things
Eating in the bush 😋 🤣
Brilliant 🤣🤣
Thanks for being clever enough to provide a transcript. I've had no idea until now whether Boyle was offensive or not because I couldn't understand a word he says.
Yer a bell end
If we all here who's looking after madeliene. Ruthless lol
9/11 joke...
How far will this guy go!
9/11 jokes are not the worst thing to joke about Americans just make it a big deal
Maybe a few hundred feet in the air?
It was funny
Missing some of his jokes that caused a lot of offense, like his joke about the queen (you know the one), or the one from Tramadol Nights that nearly ended his television career. That being said, this complication had a few really nice jokes in it.
What the 'What do you get if you cross the Queen with Prince Philip' ('dead in a tunnel') one?
Or is there another?
@@babboon5764 The one from Mock The Week. Frankie imitating the Queen: "I had a few medical problems this year. I am now so old my pussy is haunted."
@@babboon5764 The "Queen's p**** is so old, it's haunted" joke
@@davel9514 I'd forgotten that one
1:18
They’re not complications they’re compilations
um am I the only one hearing some additional audio around the 4:15 mark? or am I going crazy?
What can more offensive than that gingey coupon staring at you at the top of the video?...sort of guy who used to sit on his own on school trips and torture flies.
Your spelling and grammar.
This must be an American fan
Can someone explain to me the joke about the bush and the French girl pls? 3:30
French girls are stereotypically fond of natural pubes on their pudenda. Pubic hair = bush
Ever slept with a French girl?
Go on Frankie Boyle=FREE SPEECH...!!!!!👍👍👍🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
He's as scottish as u get. Don't disrespect him with that flag
Adz Xyz oh fuck off
@@adzxyz1950 🖕🖕🖕🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Boyle's most offensive joke is supporting corbyn.
Naw, his supporting Celtic FC is his funniest joke.
That last joke sounds like a direct quote from Trump.