Malenia and Vyke Are COMPATIBLE?!
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- Опубліковано 17 чер 2024
- Everyone knows that Malenia, the Blade of Miquella, has a few nasty surprises for any Tarnished wanting to get with her in Elden Ring! Vyke the Dragonspear thinks of a genius solution, but will Melina accept the risk for it?!
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#eldenring #comedy #ai #humor #funny #artificialintelligence #ranni #melina #malenia #skit - Ігри
Tooootally not entertaining this ship because the countless LMSH comments are getting old real fast, no, no...
But seriously, please... let Malenia live in peace lmao
Supporting this because LMSH and Malenia shit is so annoying
@@Lvl5Zantetsukenagreed
Pls this ship needs to happen
@@Lvl5ZantetsukenYES FOR REAL
Rule34: you know the rules.....
“Blade in the streets. Unalloyed in the sheets.” 😂😂😂
BB style
So that's why she has so many kids
thats CRAZY 😂
Unalloyed in the sheets... poor Miquella.
@@specialnewb9821Isn't Miquella gay for Radahn.
so after all this time, from that christmas special, vyke finally remembered malenia sent him a paper with her number
Well I do have an upcoming video for them
@@Epsonea_482 ...
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Go on....
@@Epsonea_482I can imagine Lansseax appearing even more heartbroken when she catches her boyfriend cheating on her.
@@C-4M320N-sp8vjthere’s enough frenzy to go around for the both of them
Very nice he finally remembers And very interested to see that video
"Flame, GET THIS SHIT OFF ME"
The better name for flame cleanse me
@@innergenichiro that's not a better name.
That's the best name a spell could have.
"Flame, BUFF MY DAMAGE"
@@slengestrike And of course, the Ash of War "Flame of the StanceBreak!"
(Yes I do imagine my Tarnished shouting his AoW names like pocket sand.)
''Flame, Grant Me 18 Inches Of Frenzy''
Vyke can't write love letters cause his vision is warped like his armor. And Malenia is just straight up blind.
Perfect couple
Now that I think about it, is his skin burnt and fused with his armor? And if not, he still definitely has severe burns underneath. And due to his armor being misshapen and melted he probably can't take it off
@@toastmaster914I think its not fused, as the tarnished can get it and remove it at will. If the armour was fused, it would be a game mechanic, it has been done before with the FAP ring.
@@desgyulabalogh3429thats because in our case we gotta get naked before interacting with the frenzied flame.
Vyke wasnt when he did.
@@ZiziToutMou other arguement is that if it was fused we couldnt really peel IT off of hím and wear IT ourself.
I love malenia.
But where's ma Dragussy arc!!? 💀
Keep tuned for Thursday
@@Epsonea_482lmao no way😂
@@Epsonea_482 LOL
Did... Did Vyke just rizzed Malenia with just 3 sentences...
Malenia: “Blade in the Streets, Unalloyed in the Sheets.”
Lansseax you just got a replacement.
Found the furry.
But seriously, why lansseax?
@@thebadlord4733 its canon lore that vyke did it with lansseax.
Any physical interaction between these two will just create an even worse Caelid.
"How can you even make Caelid worst?"
"Madness build up with Scarlet Rot?"
"nooooooooooo..."
Remember Caelid? Remember Abyssal Woods?
Now imagine Caelid in the Abyssal Woods. That's Vyke x Malenia
I ship it.
Tarnished: “Domain Expansion: Malevolent Shrine”
Deadly combo
@@n0rewind837 am I the only one who thinks he sounds like sukuna
@@djinn-iv8kunah bro that’s what I thought as soon as I heard the voice
gotta go stare directly into the madness eye for a sec ill be back
Lansseax isn’t going to be happy about this when she finds out.
Vyke's spear is big enough for the both of them
Sukuna got them reasons beyond all of our understanding XD
Didnt expect to see Malenia to be down that bad.
Unalloyed Blade? Unalloyed Blade Works? IS THAT A FATE REFERENCE
No it’s a mod reference that makes malenia, blade of miquella, infinitely harder to fight.
@@angryeliteultragree6329or the unalloyed gold covering her body? lol
No, its a reference to the fact that Malenia's metal parts including her sword are made of unalloyed gold which blocks interference from outer gods, which is where her scarlet rot affliction comes from.
Vyke kinda sounds like he's boutta open a domain
Sukuna just invented new technique
Well of course sukuna decides to adquire the frenzied flame
Using fire from an outer god that wants to melt the world and end life to cure a disease from another outer god, can't go wrong at all!
I mean it’s a fresh start…. Until the age of ash at least.
@@robertgray3710 What fresh start? The frenzied flame's goal is to get rid of all life because it believes that life is the root of all suffering.
Why would it immediately bring back life after it accomplished its goal?
To cure a disease of an outer god that is absolute, unending life force, nonetheless. Poetic.
The only way to cure a disease by a god is by using another god 😂
Vyke: at this point there both slowly killing me from the inside but thankfully there kinda cancelling each other out so im perfectly fine. Its like using measles to fight cancer!
So he finally remembers Malenia slipped him a paper with her number
Blud didn’t hear about “Flame, Cleanse Me” 💀
"Unalloyed in the sheets." I'M DEAD.
"Let him cook" xD
He did it to not sacrifice his maiden which is the same as why most people go through the pain of beating malenia after doing it themselves to save melina
She may be ungrateful, but I sleep well. At least I did until I saw Midra, who also had sealed the flame. You just delay the frenzy, you don't stop it.
Gonna need the dragon spear for that 8 foot rotten maiden 😅
What makes you so sure shes the one who takes?
@@cfl_finn4831 Lots of sexual repression most likely. She can't be touched because they'd just rot away.
Isn’t that Sukuna’s ai voice ?! Lol
Frenzy is all, Midra is our Lord of the Frenzied flame!
That’s it.. MALENIA IS TOO DAMN FINE I MUST BREE..🚓
What if instead of the Frenzied Flame, Vyke inherited the Freaky Flame, and freaked away all that divided and distinguished?
Malenia, I love her so much.
Blade in the streets. Unalloyed in the sheets.
I love that the tarnished is given Yujiro’s voice for this
Why does bro sound like sukuna when he is speaking English
"Who the hell said we're normal?" 😂
This tarnished managed to find the Charisma stat DAMN
My reason on why I took the flame? Was to spare her the pain
I might change my mind on the Frenzy Flame if this path bears fruit.
Giants' Flame Cleanse Me: "Now wait just a minute!"
why did i take the flame? i didnt want you to die
"Why did you take the frenzied flame?"
Because if I don't, you'll have to sacrifice yourself. And when it came to between me and you, I chose you.
That is right, I am a simp.
A hero will burn you for the world, but a simp will burn the world for you.🗿
“why did you take the frenzy flame?”
My reason: cool, looking glowing eyes, and likes shooting lasers, and cool ending
Dude is lucky Lanseax wasn’t around 😂😂
Lanseeax: Vyke how could you do that to me??!!!
Vyke: Dont worry honey, my spear can take care of two fights.
If it makes melenia happy then I’ll do it
i like this (still kinda sad over the lack of finlay)
Malenia is so freaking done with her entire damned family, especially the inlaws!
LET HIM COOK
I love that tarnished is given Yujiro’s voice
He forgot to account for the madness of the flame.
Now you just gave me a bigger reason to start over elden ring so i can become the lord of chaos and make malania my maiden
I can't help but giggle sometimes when I think of how mad Malenia would get after she inflicts you with rot then you just bop yourself with some fire and it's gone instantly :P
“My reasons are beyond your understanding” Someone give this man a gold trophy! 😂
Shit bruh im going straight to the three fingers if that works
I am malenia blade of macdonalds, and i have never seen my feet
Malenia embracing frenzied flame would be WILD. Imagine a arm made of flame instead of a prosthetic.
Melina will never know it was for her and as long as she lives she can hate me, but she will be alive and that’s all that matters. “A hero will sacrifice you for the world, a villain will sacrifice the world for you.”
Melina keep getting thicker and i love it
The true reason she bails lol 😂😂
Lol unalloyed in the sheets 😂😂😂
"Why? WHY?! ...to save you..."
bro imagine "Frenzied Rot"💀💀💀
Vykes sounds like Beerus haha
The frenzied flame and scarlet rot would probably just make god cancer
That last line was fucking crazy.
Hawk Moths changed since Miraculous.
Three people and barely a complete pair of eyeballs😅
Malenia: let him cook
Melania needs to calm down 💀
It would be funny if The Good Hunter from Bloodborne came back in time to stop Ranni from making the age of the stars ending, but then couldn’t go back leaving him stuck.
( in my head he ends up having traversed every iteration of the chalice dungeons, and it aged him a bit in the head making him space out sometimes in horrific flashbacks now and again. Plus he used his baby space slug powers to go back in time, and learns that another space slug is responsible for most of their world’s messes.
Melina really said, "You should cure yourselves, NOW!"
"But you see, Melina." "I HAVE REMOVED MY FRENZIED FLAME."
And now I’m going for the frenzy flame ending each time
vyke sounds like sukuna💀
Malenia found her mate💀
Hang on, did you just use my lore accurate knowledge about my three step plan of why I became Lord of frenzied flame?
I feel noticed...
“cuz it’s funny.” -some tarnished ig
I feel like I've seen those models for Melina and Malenia before but I have no idea where
My character Chud looks good with the burns of the Frenzy Flame
FULL VIDEO WHEN?!??
I don’t blame him, I’d do the same for Mommy Malenia 😂
Downside is Vyke can’t take off his armor
What tf did I just watch lol
To burn tree without losing you…
Look alright i'm bound to run out of perserving bouluses and if i use flame cleanse me i will run out of fp soon enough
Maybe bro was just very cold
I seek only to make lady ranni happy
Even Vyke is CURVY wtf 😳
Those models remind me of the good old renpy games days 🤤👀
I took the flame so she DOESN'T die (and the cool ass scars)
Hey I bet the frenzy flame will be a good cook the frenzy flame oh Lord because he's literally just a burning flame
hes a genius
I also took the frenzied flame. I was hoping that my new found chlamydia would fight in a duel against Malenia’s HIV, thus making me immune.
I'm literally Vyke, trust
couple goals
Sukuna going crazy
as if Vyke wasn't in love with his maiden
The bed 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol she raps too 😮
Good job Vyke your spear did a better a job to that woman than my gransax ever did
I took the flame so u dont have to kill your self to burn a stupid tree.