The Real Reason Flying Is So Dangerous. James Gregory

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  • Опубліковано 9 тра 2022
  • The real reason flying is so dangerous according to James Gregory is because of the birds. In this hilarious clip from his full Dry Bar Comedy special James Gregory explains why he is so afraid of flying, and the answer might shock you. Whether you're someone who is afraid of flying, or you're someone who remembers the miracle on the Hudson this clip form James Gregory's Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to have you laughing from start to finish!
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  • @keithkersten5586
    @keithkersten5586 2 місяці тому +4

    He still has a great sense of humor and delivery.

  • @GodsFavoriteBassPlyr
    @GodsFavoriteBassPlyr Місяць тому +5

    God rest his soul (May 9, '24). If there's ever a Mt. Rushmore for comedy.. James will be the first head on it.

  • @user-mj1lh1iy4x
    @user-mj1lh1iy4x 5 місяців тому +11

    One of the original funny men who is still my go to on here for a good laugh or two. Thanks Mr. G!

  • @KainGavin
    @KainGavin 27 днів тому +1

    Love you, Mr. Gregory. ❤ You'll always be in our hearts and laughter.

  • @davidfalgout7304
    @davidfalgout7304 Рік тому +6

    had me at fill her up! Awesome !

  • @sharonboone4289
    @sharonboone4289 Рік тому +12

    Mr. Gregory always makes laugh. He is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @katguyot6351
    @katguyot6351 Рік тому +14

    I will NEVER get tired of listening to this man! Never :D

  • @MrEdwardCollins
    @MrEdwardCollins Рік тому +17

    Oh my gosh, this bit was HILARIOUS!
    This is the first time I've seen James Gregory. I hope I can find several other segments from him.

  • @lindagimenez586
    @lindagimenez586 Рік тому +5

    James Gregory is a comedic genius !!!

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 2 роки тому +27

    " A bird, not a deer"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SuperKirezi
      @SuperKirezi 2 роки тому +5

      “A jumbo jet ✈️, not a kite” 😅

  • @Cyclon32289
    @Cyclon32289 Рік тому +10

    I'm studying Aviation law and somehow ended up here after looking up for something in google It was a good break haha.

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 Рік тому

      Only thing I never could understand about a much feared "bird strike" messing up a jet engine, is why not put a screen on the front of the engine to protect it?? I cant possibly be the first person to have thought of this, esp among airline personnel & engineers. I have yet to find out ANY reason why Boeing, Lear, Grumman, or any other builder WOULDNT protect against "bird strikes" 🤷

  • @dwightherrington7793
    @dwightherrington7793 Рік тому +12

    Those faces he makes just kills me.

  • @carlschleicher5516
    @carlschleicher5516 Рік тому +7

    Always enjoy this guy's comedy 🤣 😆 😂

  • @heatherlowe7330
    @heatherlowe7330 2 роки тому +8

    This guy is always funny as all get out!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sherifleck5906
    @sherifleck5906 2 роки тому +20

    I love him, he brings such joy to my heart ❤️.

  • @emilyvalot6948
    @emilyvalot6948 2 роки тому +14

    This guy is fantastic!

  • @liannkeykaighin
    @liannkeykaighin Рік тому +7

    This was funny as heck....and accurate

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 Рік тому

      Only thing I never could understand about a much feared "bird strike" messing up a jet engine, is why not put a screen on the front of the engine to protect it?? I cant possibly be the first person to have thought of this, esp among airline personnel & engineers. I have yet to find out ANY reason why Boeing, Lear, Grumman, or any other builder WOULDNT protect against "bird strikes" 🤷

  • @SaraSavingSpirits
    @SaraSavingSpirits 2 роки тому +8

    He is just P E R F E C T !!!

  • @slchambers1
    @slchambers1 2 роки тому +41

    What’s really funny about flying. People crack on people living in trailers. They’ll climb in a jumbo jet in a flash. Basically a trailer with wings.

    • @FitzChivalryFarseer2
      @FitzChivalryFarseer2 2 роки тому +10

      Except trailers have much more space and dont provide harrassment on entry/exit

    • @shawnhicks9838
      @shawnhicks9838 2 роки тому +5

      Wish my trailer had them sides though

    • @dalehood1846
      @dalehood1846 Рік тому +1

      Steve Chambers, never thought about that. Great comparison though! In a trailer, you can watch TV, they don't even show movies on planes anymore. At least not on my trip.

    • @evelyncarter6040
      @evelyncarter6040 5 місяців тому +1

      A flying bus!😅

    • @lorenzoparedes2306
      @lorenzoparedes2306 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, but there are no cinder blocks underneath.

  • @majoroldladyakamom6948
    @majoroldladyakamom6948 2 роки тому +10

    What a gem. 😅👏😅

  • @carlakinstley2053
    @carlakinstley2053 Рік тому +4

    Too funny!! Always cheers me up😊

  • @doloresikbaker2371
    @doloresikbaker2371 4 місяці тому +2

    THANK YOU! WHAT A NICE LAUGH I HAD LISTENING TO YOUR HUMOR!

  • @cameronstone1611
    @cameronstone1611 2 роки тому +9

    This is just Amazing

  • @dnaturalblues
    @dnaturalblues 2 роки тому +9

    Bless you Mr. G!!!

  • @wmffmw1854
    @wmffmw1854 Рік тому +8

    I love flying. I flew F4E, Phantom II Fighter jet. Imagine flying at 100ft doing 1460 knots or what the sky looks like at 81,000 feet. James, I could change your mind about flying and give you a ride you'd never forget. By the way, I don't care how much you way and we'd fill it up. 😂😂

  • @janetlynn3397
    @janetlynn3397 4 місяці тому +2

    🐦 🛩

  • @ken2936
    @ken2936 Рік тому +5

    America's FUNNIEST COUNTRY BOY.

  • @amoruzz
    @amoruzz Рік тому +4

    Lmao funny 👍

  • @timothyfloogle
    @timothyfloogle Рік тому +3

    Show me a seat that's gon bounce outta a cornfield

  • @11Eighty8productions
    @11Eighty8productions Рік тому +2

    Love this dude

  • @spiritualservicesgodbless7641
    @spiritualservicesgodbless7641 Рік тому +4

    Thank you for the video.

  • @tc871comments
    @tc871comments 2 роки тому +9

    Fill it up‼️🤣

  • @dinahnewton7580
    @dinahnewton7580 День тому

    I love his comedy

  • @pastorryker
    @pastorryker 2 роки тому +23

    Yeah man this dude been killing it for years. I'm not so sure he hasn't just gotten funnier with age. 😆

    • @willgaukler8979
      @willgaukler8979 2 роки тому

      ... still funny ... but needs a tad of new material ... wishing him all the best ...

  • @tiffanybailey2777
    @tiffanybailey2777 11 місяців тому +1

    Love him

  • @majoroldladyakamom6948
    @majoroldladyakamom6948 2 роки тому +7

    ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A -
    FISH SANDWICH.
    Hate you DB... 🤣

    • @susanjohnson9795
      @susanjohnson9795 2 роки тому +2

      I catch myself singing that sometimes. 🤪🤪

  • @tomricker1342
    @tomricker1342 11 місяців тому +1

    Loved this !!!!!❤❤❤

  • @jeancucchi8073
    @jeancucchi8073 Рік тому +1

    Belly laughing 😂

  • @kennethfagan9738
    @kennethfagan9738 6 днів тому

    Hilarious 🤣

  • @rawill1958
    @rawill1958 2 роки тому +4

    Fill it up... she weighs a million!

  • @patriot9455
    @patriot9455 5 місяців тому +1

    Somebody listened to the airline safety people talk about how much safer air travel is over automobile accidents, someone asked them what the stats would be if a car held 600 people and it rear ended another car with 600 people in and it fell over a 36,000 foot cliff. The speaker said that would never happen. the guy asked ""Why not", and the room erupted in chuckles as everyone found their way out.

  • @t-royentertainment1421
    @t-royentertainment1421 10 місяців тому +1

    Last comedian that my Daddy ever saw ...asked me who he was , ...he said son , this is the funniest comedian that i ever heard , Daddy just laughed, if Opie raised on deck , he be on drugs .
    Daddy died few months later ....❤

  • @Tractorsandnonsense
    @Tractorsandnonsense Рік тому +2

    Looks healthy

  • @jolenewitzel7919
    @jolenewitzel7919 2 роки тому +4

    😄❤😄❤😄❤😄❤😄❤

  • @jamesmaxwell86
    @jamesmaxwell86 Місяць тому +2

    Rip

  • @TerriW1203
    @TerriW1203 2 роки тому +10

    Looks like a bad infection in his eye, ouch. Regardless he is so funny! I hope he does comedy many more years.

    • @NawfalHasan
      @NawfalHasan 2 роки тому +3

      That's a really bird infection

    • @TerriW1203
      @TerriW1203 2 роки тому

      Too funny! ❤

    • @shawnhicks9838
      @shawnhicks9838 2 роки тому

      Its called alcoholism

    • @rustytaylor7708
      @rustytaylor7708 2 роки тому +4

      @@shawnhicks9838 well I'm glad the smart one showed up. I couldn't figure out what is wrong with my horse's eye. He's a dang drunk.

    • @shawnhicks9838
      @shawnhicks9838 2 роки тому +1

      @@rustytaylor7708 I'm speaking from personal experience so if the prognosis is off a lil u already know y

  • @barrettpickett5603
    @barrettpickett5603 2 роки тому +10

    Fill er up man that lady is lieing about her weight. Ha, ha.

  • @patriot9455
    @patriot9455 5 місяців тому

    A big bird hit my truck, took out the windshield. the bird did not fly away, but I get the windshield replaced that day.

  • @420JRMan
    @420JRMan 2 роки тому +3

    If unsure of your flight, watch the movie Alive.

  • @flybob63
    @flybob63 2 місяці тому

    I weigh 500 lbs, fill it up! Hilarious.
    Just an FYI as a pilot. They request your weight for weight and balance calculations in small planes. They may need people to sit in front vs back. It also helps set a limit on fuel load because of weight. They’re required to have enough fuel plus reserve in case they need to divert to alternate airport anyway. They’re not gonna run out, but damn he is hilarious!

  • @timothyfloogle
    @timothyfloogle Рік тому

    Birds 🐦 🦃 🦉 🐥 🐔 🦅 🐦

  • @timothyfloogle
    @timothyfloogle Рік тому +1

    Do airplanes have mufflers?

  • @craigpimlott204
    @craigpimlott204 2 місяці тому

    We have jet fighters flying over our village in mid wales in the Uk only when it’s not raining and there’s not a lot of crows and seagulls in the air thank god we didn’t have jet fighters in the Battle of Britain ..😂😂

  • @FitzChivalryFarseer2
    @FitzChivalryFarseer2 2 роки тому +3

    I dislike how many metaphorical birds were harmed in the making of this joke

    • @TerriW1203
      @TerriW1203 2 роки тому

      I'm offended! 😆 🤣 😂

  • @darrellepickering8433
    @darrellepickering8433 Рік тому +1

    Common sense can be funny but only if it's presented right.

  • @EXPATditions
    @EXPATditions 2 роки тому +1

    Not loving dogs is dangerous 🐶

  • @jerrycarver5469
    @jerrycarver5469 9 місяців тому

    I hit a bird at 55 MPH in a Dodge Van, needless to say that bird lost. I had bird from the middle of the hood, up the windshield, and across the top of the van. It was a mess that i had to stop at a carwash to clean off before i could continue my day

  • @jungojerry1658
    @jungojerry1658 2 місяці тому

    Airplane fuel is about 6.7 lbs/gallon. So if they put in 50 lbs more than they need, the plane would weight about 335 lbs extra. Might not make it to the next gas station.

  • @josephmurphy1459
    @josephmurphy1459 Рік тому +1

    He’s been telling the same jokes since the 80s

    • @jamesmorgan3212
      @jamesmorgan3212 Рік тому

      Yea he’s been telling that one since I was a kid 😂.

    • @theknifeman7097
      @theknifeman7097 Рік тому +2

      And somehow he always makes me smile.