Only thing I never could understand about a much feared "bird strike" messing up a jet engine, is why not put a screen on the front of the engine to protect it?? I cant possibly be the first person to have thought of this, esp among airline personnel & engineers. I have yet to find out ANY reason why Boeing, Lear, Grumman, or any other builder WOULDNT protect against "bird strikes" 🤷
Only thing I never could understand about a much feared "bird strike" messing up a jet engine, is why not put a screen on the front of the engine to protect it?? I cant possibly be the first person to have thought of this, esp among airline personnel & engineers. I have yet to find out ANY reason why Boeing, Lear, Grumman, or any other builder WOULDNT protect against "bird strikes" 🤷
I love flying. I flew F4E, Phantom II Fighter jet. Imagine flying at 100ft doing 1460 knots or what the sky looks like at 81,000 feet. James, I could change your mind about flying and give you a ride you'd never forget. By the way, I don't care how much you way and we'd fill it up. 😂😂
Steve Chambers, never thought about that. Great comparison though! In a trailer, you can watch TV, they don't even show movies on planes anymore. At least not on my trip.
Somebody listened to the airline safety people talk about how much safer air travel is over automobile accidents, someone asked them what the stats would be if a car held 600 people and it rear ended another car with 600 people in and it fell over a 36,000 foot cliff. The speaker said that would never happen. the guy asked ""Why not", and the room erupted in chuckles as everyone found their way out.
Last comedian that my Daddy ever saw ...asked me who he was , ...he said son , this is the funniest comedian that i ever heard , Daddy just laughed, if Opie raised on deck , he be on drugs . Daddy died few months later ....❤
I weigh 500 lbs, fill it up! Hilarious. Just an FYI as a pilot. They request your weight for weight and balance calculations in small planes. They may need people to sit in front vs back. It also helps set a limit on fuel load because of weight. They’re required to have enough fuel plus reserve in case they need to divert to alternate airport anyway. They’re not gonna run out, but damn he is hilarious!
We have jet fighters flying over our village in mid wales in the Uk only when it’s not raining and there’s not a lot of crows and seagulls in the air thank god we didn’t have jet fighters in the Battle of Britain ..😂😂
Airplane fuel is about 6.7 lbs/gallon. So if they put in 50 lbs more than they need, the plane would weight about 335 lbs extra. Might not make it to the next gas station.
I hit a bird at 55 MPH in a Dodge Van, needless to say that bird lost. I had bird from the middle of the hood, up the windshield, and across the top of the van. It was a mess that i had to stop at a carwash to clean off before i could continue my day
Love you, Mr. Gregory. ❤ You'll always be in our hearts and laughter.
One of the original funny men who is still my go to on here for a good laugh or two. Thanks Mr. G!
Mr. Gregory always makes laugh. He is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day🥰🥰🥰🥰
I will NEVER get tired of listening to this man! Never :D
He's the reason why I'm on UA-cam right now. I didn't know he passed away. 😢
THANK YOU! WHAT A NICE LAUGH I HAD LISTENING TO YOUR HUMOR!
James Gregory is a comedic genius !!!
I love him, he brings such joy to my heart ❤️.
Yep very funny 🤣😋🤪😝
Always enjoy this guy's comedy 🤣 😆 😂
He still has a great sense of humor and delivery.
had me at fill her up! Awesome !
This guy is fantastic!
Oh my gosh, this bit was HILARIOUS!
This is the first time I've seen James Gregory. I hope I can find several other segments from him.
" A bird, not a deer"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“A jumbo jet ✈️, not a kite” 😅
God rest his soul (May 9, '24). If there's ever a Mt. Rushmore for comedy.. James will be the first head on it.
This guy is always funny as all get out!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm studying Aviation law and somehow ended up here after looking up for something in google It was a good break haha.
Only thing I never could understand about a much feared "bird strike" messing up a jet engine, is why not put a screen on the front of the engine to protect it?? I cant possibly be the first person to have thought of this, esp among airline personnel & engineers. I have yet to find out ANY reason why Boeing, Lear, Grumman, or any other builder WOULDNT protect against "bird strikes" 🤷
This was funny as heck....and accurate
Only thing I never could understand about a much feared "bird strike" messing up a jet engine, is why not put a screen on the front of the engine to protect it?? I cant possibly be the first person to have thought of this, esp among airline personnel & engineers. I have yet to find out ANY reason why Boeing, Lear, Grumman, or any other builder WOULDNT protect against "bird strikes" 🤷
Those faces he makes just kills me.
Bless you Mr. G!!!
Too funny!! Always cheers me up😊
This is just Amazing
What a gem. 😅👏😅
I love flying. I flew F4E, Phantom II Fighter jet. Imagine flying at 100ft doing 1460 knots or what the sky looks like at 81,000 feet. James, I could change your mind about flying and give you a ride you'd never forget. By the way, I don't care how much you way and we'd fill it up. 😂😂
America's FUNNIEST COUNTRY BOY.
Love this dude
What’s really funny about flying. People crack on people living in trailers. They’ll climb in a jumbo jet in a flash. Basically a trailer with wings.
Except trailers have much more space and dont provide harrassment on entry/exit
Wish my trailer had them sides though
Steve Chambers, never thought about that. Great comparison though! In a trailer, you can watch TV, they don't even show movies on planes anymore. At least not on my trip.
A flying bus!😅
Yeah, but there are no cinder blocks underneath.
Show me a seat that's gon bounce outta a cornfield
Thank you for the video.
🐦 🛩
Weñt from TX to Hawaii on an old dc10.watched rivets come out the pilot sat down and wathed he saw one fly out he saw it n said wow LoL 1979!!!
Love him
Loved this !!!!!❤❤❤
Lmao funny 👍
Please keep watching this genius. RIP
I'd love to have all his shows to watch i think that he is the best comic ever of all time
Fill it up‼️🤣
Omg, fill it up, precious!!!!
Grandpa bringing the house down in his golden years.
Somebody listened to the airline safety people talk about how much safer air travel is over automobile accidents, someone asked them what the stats would be if a car held 600 people and it rear ended another car with 600 people in and it fell over a 36,000 foot cliff. The speaker said that would never happen. the guy asked ""Why not", and the room erupted in chuckles as everyone found their way out.
Yeah man this dude been killing it for years. I'm not so sure he hasn't just gotten funnier with age. 😆
... still funny ... but needs a tad of new material ... wishing him all the best ...
God bless you and keep you James. You kept me laughing through the years. I guess humor has died with you all funny man.
Belly laughing 😂
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A -
FISH SANDWICH.
Hate you DB... 🤣
I catch myself singing that sometimes. 🤪🤪
His delivery was as good as any I've heard from a comedian....brilliant
Last comedian that my Daddy ever saw ...asked me who he was , ...he said son , this is the funniest comedian that i ever heard , Daddy just laughed, if Opie raised on deck , he be on drugs .
Daddy died few months later ....❤
Fill it up... she weighs a million!
I love his comedy
Rip
“I weigh 500 pounds! Fill it UP!”
Fill er up man that lady is lieing about her weight. Ha, ha.
I weigh 500 lbs, fill it up! Hilarious.
Just an FYI as a pilot. They request your weight for weight and balance calculations in small planes. They may need people to sit in front vs back. It also helps set a limit on fuel load because of weight. They’re required to have enough fuel plus reserve in case they need to divert to alternate airport anyway. They’re not gonna run out, but damn he is hilarious!
Looks like a bad infection in his eye, ouch. Regardless he is so funny! I hope he does comedy many more years.
That's a really bird infection
Too funny! ❤
Its called alcoholism
@@shawnhicks9838 well I'm glad the smart one showed up. I couldn't figure out what is wrong with my horse's eye. He's a dang drunk.
@@rustytaylor7708 I'm speaking from personal experience so if the prognosis is off a lil u already know y
😄❤😄❤😄❤😄❤😄❤
Hilarious 🤣
Looks healthy
Birds 🐦 🦃 🦉 🐥 🐔 🦅 🐦
If unsure of your flight, watch the movie Alive.
A big bird hit my truck, took out the windshield. the bird did not fly away, but I get the windshield replaced that day.
We have jet fighters flying over our village in mid wales in the Uk only when it’s not raining and there’s not a lot of crows and seagulls in the air thank god we didn’t have jet fighters in the Battle of Britain ..😂😂
Airplane fuel is about 6.7 lbs/gallon. So if they put in 50 lbs more than they need, the plane would weight about 335 lbs extra. Might not make it to the next gas station.
Do airplanes have mufflers?
Not loving dogs is dangerous 🐶
Common sense can be funny but only if it's presented right.
I hit a bird at 55 MPH in a Dodge Van, needless to say that bird lost. I had bird from the middle of the hood, up the windshield, and across the top of the van. It was a mess that i had to stop at a carwash to clean off before i could continue my day
I dislike how many metaphorical birds were harmed in the making of this joke
I'm offended! 😆 🤣 😂
Became popular way too late in life
He’s been telling the same jokes since the 80s
Yea he’s been telling that one since I was a kid 😂.
And somehow he always makes me smile.