I have to tell you that’s one of the most hilarious thing I’ve heard in years. Gods less you and the commodity the community do the comedy whatever the fuck you wanna call it it’s just absolutely absolutely beautiful hilarious so thank you thank you my stomach hurts.
I'm a massage therapist and I have had male clients look at me and request a male massage therapist. And they told me it was nothing personal, they were just afraid they would do something embarrassing.
Hello Amanda How are you doing, I hope you are doing and preventing yourself always from the virus. Am a fan. I saw your comment here and am hoping we can both get to know more about each other and be friends here.
@@michaeledmond2367 we take a lot of precautions at our facility to stay healthy. I follow them strictly, for my own safety and the safety of my clients and my family. I appreciate your concern.l, however I'm going to have to decline your friend request. I am in a happily committed relationship.
If you are at a proper massage establishment, everything that happens during a session is discussed to avoid any unpleasant feelings. Also there is no work under the sheets to prevent hands from wandering.
Hello Bill, how are you? Do you know I just listened and watched your funny massage video on UA-cam and I got me thinking. What were you thinking when you were getting that massage you were probably like no where did I put those? Here’s my sign signs because I’m sure you were looking to put one up on that massage parlor you’ll be like this massage need to sign in anyway coffee is kicking in about time to go to the thing called a job I can’t wait to do that thing that you were doing now is called retirement. Do you know what’s funny Bill every time it’s Sunday night and I say it to my friends I say friends I can’t wait till Friday and they text me back and they say why the work week hasn’t even started yet and I’m like I know I just want to work week to be over already and it’s not even Monday ever had one of those weeks bill?
Naked? Yeah that's sus. I get massages all the time. You do not need to be naked. The standard is you leave your underwear on. I have issues with my hip as well as my glute muscles etc. They are perfectly able to massage those with underwear on.
Hello Stephanie How are you doing, I hope you are doing and preventing yourself always from the virus. Am a fan. I saw your comment here and am hoping we can both get to know more about each other and be friends here.
Try a Thai massage with a happy ending. It's just a great experience for a man married or single. You have not lived until a beautiful Thai girl gives you the FULL massage.
Hello Cindy How are you doing, I hope you are doing and preventing yourself always from the virus. Am a fan. I saw your comment here and am hoping we can both get to know more about each other and be friends here.
Really? I think he means if he is being tested by GOD an A student would not be tempted or bothered by an attractive young lady and an F student would take advantage of the wifes absence- C would try hard but might just BACK SLIDE just a bit or alot
“You know one of those icky dog farts is gonna sneak out” oh man 🤣🤣🤣
God Bless him, he's hilarious.
I have to tell you that’s one of the most hilarious thing I’ve heard in years. Gods less you and the commodity the community do the comedy whatever the fuck you wanna call it it’s just absolutely absolutely beautiful hilarious so thank you thank you my stomach hurts.
I am SO tempted to show this to my boyfriend just to see him squirm, but I'm afraid he'd faint. lol "You have no idea!"
Please break up with him
@@wa2k99 Shut up.
I'm a massage therapist and I have had male clients look at me and request a male massage therapist. And they told me it was nothing personal, they were just afraid they would do something embarrassing.
It's been so long my body wouldn't know what to do other than worship I for knot removal
Hello Amanda
How are you doing, I hope you are doing and preventing yourself always from the virus. Am a fan. I saw your comment here and am hoping we can both get to know more about each other and be friends here.
@@CharlieBrn I have had clients actually fall asleep on my table l, simply from relief of pain.
@@michaeledmond2367 we take a lot of precautions at our facility to stay healthy. I follow them strictly, for my own safety and the safety of my clients and my family. I appreciate your concern.l, however I'm going to have to decline your friend request. I am in a happily committed relationship.
@@amandakohler8810 Good evening Amanda. We can always chat every once in a while what do you think.
You could have at least stolen the whole clip. You cut off half the joke
Well, go steal the whole joke and post it. Quit complaining.
as a Woman,if my Guy Wanted to Set up a Date With a Masseuse For me,I’d be All For it
Don't know too many happily taken men who want a stranger rubbing their bodies. The physical form is reserved purely for partners, in our heads.
LOL
omg! "i'm only a C student"
If you are at a proper massage establishment, everything that happens during a session is discussed to avoid any unpleasant feelings. Also there is no work under the sheets to prevent hands from wandering.
Note to self: don't watch this video if you're about to get a massage. Lol
HAHA "now lie on your back" "here it comes"
oh God, thank you for sending this funny man !
I love this Man he's so creative and funny & he's got the most beautiful eyes.
Have you seen him when he was younger?? Those are good genes! 😍
Me I'm a d student
And the ladies were having the most fun at the show
I'm just a C student, I gotta remember that one! 😁
🙃Way too funny I love his sence of humor he's hilarious🙃✌
Im just a C student. .I love that
Pitching tents, Bill?? 😂😂😂😂
No he was on his stomach it was a kickstand
@@phoenixnorth3385 That’s hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Well he does like camping
@@Netherwolf6100 Very true
@@phoenixnorth3385 Mr. Tripod.
lol dont fart
Bill Envil’ was born to be a
Comedian 😂
Tina from Ks..
Bill Engvall for president!!!!!!! I love this guy. He's the funniest member of the group of The Blue collar comedy team.
love bill engvall :)
So funny LOL. Just made me have to go pee.
Hello Bill, how are you? Do you know I just listened and watched your funny massage video on UA-cam and I got me thinking. What were you thinking when you were getting that massage you were probably like no where did I put those? Here’s my sign signs because I’m sure you were looking to put one up on that massage parlor you’ll be like this massage need to sign in anyway coffee is kicking in about time to go to the thing called a job I can’t wait to do that thing that you were doing now is called retirement. Do you know what’s funny Bill every time it’s Sunday night and I say it to my friends I say friends I can’t wait till Friday and they text me back and they say why the work week hasn’t even started yet and I’m like I know I just want to work week to be over already and it’s not even Monday ever had one of those weeks bill?
I laughed so hard my stomach hurts so bad from laughing
I wonder if Robert Kraft is one of the dislikes for this video
aaaah a massage parlor with a happy ending. :)
Show it to him!
He is one of the best comedians!!
Didn't Dr. Seuss write a book about a big-hearted masseuse?
Gotta love him!
I've tried playing "Bill Engvall massage" video THREE different times and STILL no sound! 🤔
WTFH where is the F-16 segment
Who's watching this in December 2022
aahahahahahahahaha love him!!!!!!!!!!!!
😮😮I thought he said he was a “See” student.
Love Bill
Naked? Yeah that's sus. I get massages all the time. You do not need to be naked. The standard is you leave your underwear on. I have issues with my hip as well as my glute muscles etc. They are perfectly able to massage those with underwear on.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The third one; no doubt!
Anyone know what show this clip is from?
lol love bill hes 2 funny.
Hello Stephanie
How are you doing, I hope you are doing and preventing yourself always from the virus. Am a fan. I saw your comment here and am hoping we can both get to know more about each other and be friends here.
lol
Try a Thai massage with a happy ending. It's just a great experience for a man married or single. You have not lived until a beautiful Thai girl gives you the FULL massage.
..... i wanna massage now
ask for TABLE SHOWER and HAPPY ENDING from cute ASIAN
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hello Cindy
How are you doing, I hope you are doing and preventing yourself always from the virus. Am a fan. I saw your comment here and am hoping we can both get to know more about each other and be friends here.
Get riiiiiid of these stupid ads..plzzzzz
ublock origin
Yes! Really! These ads are a waste of time
What does he mean by I'm only a C student?
+Jack Clark School work and tests use to be graded from A+ to F. A C student was considered to be average.
if god is 'testing' him and he is only a C student then he doesn't do well on tests-----more temptation than he can bear
Really? I think he means if he is being tested by GOD an A student would not be tempted or bothered by an attractive young lady and an F student would take advantage of the wifes absence- C would try hard but might just BACK SLIDE just a bit or alot
When talking to God saying "I'm a C student" I think he was saying I could be tempted to cheat
@@CzyLoon Used to be? They still are.
I want Bill Engvall to lay me down and plow me for hours.