The CP Podcast: Big Mad Bug
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- What up! This week, we discuss the situation going on in Palestine. We also discuss the bed bug outbreak in Paris, AI and its inability to understand humor. Plus there was a sighting of big foot in Colorado. A lot of things covered in the episode you don't want to miss.
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Thank god for Amir because whew lol
When CP asked Siri "whats funny to you?" I was praying 🙏🏽 it said "your eyes!"😮😮 i would've been rolling 😅😅 then i would have gotten scared 😱
Ni@@a what....
It’s so good to see Maye and Tony back in the studio! Cp is so intelligent and goofy at the same time😂😂 Thanks for another great episode y’all!
Shout out to Amir for being sensible
Big facts, ppl act like they can see or read. Smh
Maye is suspect. What would she do if people you do not know nor do they share your language nor culture, partition a portion of her property to these strangers who will rule over you, occupy your land, build on your land, without your permission or approval for 75 years? Free Palestine.
Thank God for Amir. Maye white side be popping out man. This weird neutral view on genocide
"I would never roast Neil"
*Immediately roasts Neil* 😂🤣😂
I’ve had bed bugs before, that man is diabolical.
Same! Working to get rid of them messes with your mind cause it can take a while. That guy is evil for spreading them on purpose
@@rakaki3 We paid a lot of money to get rid of those suckers, the first exterminator failed, the second did the trick, but it cost even more! We also had to buy all new mattresses, throw out a bunch of stuff, and bag the stuff we were keeping for a while 😭 I was paranoid for months after that, and even a couple of years later I get phantom itching when I see a picture of them, they’re so horrible 😩
Same we paid $300 had to basically pack the whole house in a trash bag and be gone all day lord!!!!!!!!!!!! Hate them little damn bugs
@@Browneyeflava They’re the worst, a pest that doesn’t just infest your house, they eat you too 😩
I have had bed bugs twice in two different houses. That man is evil doing that to people. Them bugs ruin furniture your mind everything.
Mayas Dad being from the islands explains so much
Facts
Maya saying let that coochie breath is wild 😂
Them baby smiles hit home 🙏🏿💙 just had my first boy 8/20/23 ⚖️
Congratulations!!❤🎉
HALLELUYAH..
CONGRATS!! 🎉 🥳
Never felt tired like new parent tired Ayeಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ..
Ehehehahahaha..
It doesn't get better.
Cheers to your caffeine levels..and ASHWAGANDHA!
He's a maniac!! Maye looks amazing!!❤❤ congrats to the new parents again!
Aye Maye is back in studio, the band is back together !
I'm glad yall are talking on the ww3 subject... it's a relief to hear voices that aren't on script 💯👏🏿
when the whole band in the studio you know its gon be a good one !!
I get the need for sponsors. And i hope you get yours. But for now i love that the shows runs with no interruptions
“Too far is when you don’t have a plan beyond that” such a simple phrase but it’s also so true. CP is a philosopher fr
“That’s not the same Israel in the Bible”… that’s cause it ain’t…CP speaking truth and not even realizing that he is the Israel the Bible speaks of.
HalleluYAH 🤝
YAHWEH 💪🏾🔥
ELOHIM
YAHSHUA THE MESSIAH
(And these three are ONE!)
The Bible is fiction
This nigga said "anytime u that ugly... 'the world belongs 2 u' "
Then his double down...
Bruh CP...
U r brilliant fam
CP and Amir was trying to explain black hiphop culture and it was going right over Tony and Mayes head lol
When you know how to listen to the beat it sounds 100x better but they just won’t get that
😂😂😂😂 Maya, low key a killer.... "Fire 🔥, that'll work!"... i was like oh shit shes right ✅️
YESSS, Glad to see the crew back in the studio
I think it’s more than fair to question American media and sources, regarding who is a terrorist or not.
He giving his whole plan up. That fool a Anime villain
I get what Amir is saying. Like hamas could be part of the people who are fed up and formed a militia which if that is true then i get it. You can expect to kill groups of people and not think somebody isn’t coming back for revenge the shit is simple. Terrorist sounds bad
How old is Maye? She’s like 25 and 45 at the same time. It was her saying she remembered Rabin’s assassination…
glad to see maye and tony back ❤️ love this podcast
CP singing keyshia Cole is wild lol
God bless the dead but who in their right mind goes to a concert right next to an open air prison?
Been fucking with this podcast for a minute now. Got it going while I’m doing details at work😂
An article I did a man actually died from bed bugs in jail the his family was trying to sue
I love this podcast!
Selling hand caught snakes out the wild is crazy😂 that is the Detroit all day🤣🤣cp been hustlin🤣🤣🤣🙃
hamas is past sympathy. they asked for sympathy they asked peace they asked to negotiate they asked to lift embargo. for them it's move the dial on this or simply die in israel's imposed stasis imposed on them. live free or die. you'd think america would understand that but it's just rhetoric for them
Bro they was eating those snakes! 🐍…. Can’t tell me nothin 🤣 😂( how you know how snake taste??? & the picture holding with the snake with the tongue out) 🫤
This show is so dope! CP reppin the Midwest
"can you.... even conSIDER THAT MAYBE HE"S BEEN BODY SNATCHED"😂🤣
I was just in Paris when this happened it’s overrated
Ayee finally!!!! Detroit stand up! Yo Cp man can we get a “Roast This” reunion episode with maybe Ron Taylor, Billy , boo Capone , kadeem and B Lou? Or maybe a Detroit episode with Ron Taylor and Keysha?
I feel like all those people would do well on talking about supernatural/paranormal things or conspiracies
I would love to see Ron on here!
@@SheisB515same man he’s intelligent yet witty . Ryan Davis would be cool too!
For the guy who diagnosed himself as a psychopath. I don't think him finding joy in defeating his grandchildren in video games means that he doesn't empathize with them. Under those circumstances, because the idea of the game is to beat your opponent, it's natural not to feel bad when they lose to you. And especially since you understand that although they're mad/sad, there's no danger to their life.
Cp podcast x AJ from the why files would be a crazy dope collab
The Why-files is tight! It’s cool that y’all watch it too.
Whales have knees tho
FREE PALESTINE! 🇵🇸
Stop activating my Siri, CP!!😂
you have such a bad take on palestine. read finkelstein
You’d think he’d do more research but all I heard was similes and metaphors to what he interprets
Coochie mints 😂
Man idk if imma gas lighter or not cause I always say that even though we both got two set of eyes, our point of views can be different, I think looking at the intention of what happened cause idk try n cause harm or a problem 😭reading that aloud make me think I’m lowkey a bad person idk 😂 that gaslighting word is confusing to me a little
Pheromones, training, karate 😂😂😂
OHOP is way better than IHOP and it's right down the street from my house in Southfield Michigan
Heat can kill bed bugs so idk what the French dude trying to cause a bed bug pandemic for
Ants are so crazy smart
When i lived in Chinatown i simply left one sweet n sour sauce i threw out i n the trash
When i got off work them fools made a trail from the front door to the trash can with the sauce. Since then i make sure i wash out the disposable sauce container then throw it out.
I know a Niel and I gotta a 3 to 5 minute monologue on new terms vs old ones can I come on? I'll pay my own flight but only if I got a grandma out wherever y'all at because hotels is outside my budget lmk
Ultron been with us since the Space race ✅
Ohop in Atlanta too. that Dutch baby pancake 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Well that's to damn bad. Got me cracking up with the holes reference. I love that movie
Maya, they are monsters. No sugarcoating it.
MANNNNN how I ain’t know you was out here in Tacoma?
Detroit rappers not off beat they almost like rap in dilla time.
1:45 thats how it feels when u have a baby lol
Coming from stl sexy redd aint a thing
Bruuuh is that cp in the thumb nail😂😂😂
WE IN HERE!!! 👽🛸👽
1st episode where Maye didn't get on my nerves 💯
Sound like some hating shi buddy 😭😭😂
Same lol I felt bad for thinking that
@4TheWinnRee call it what you want but alot of things she says makes me not watch this podcast and as a Detroiter Westside I fuxks with CP and all his content
😂
She stay on ppl nerves. Maybe she wasn't as bad this episode but wait till next week. I ride with CP tho, but won't be upset when she leave the show!
PoundTown remix is my jam
Man, I hope yall can get AJ from Why Files!! My two favorite podcasts on conspiracies!!
Gen V is so good!
maya got the heavies
Siri yo for head cp
Homie right our country has to stay in a state of emergency for us to add funds to our overwhelming debt but he spot on we make profit of all drama an "emergency"
They ain’t skkkeeeeyeeee
YEEEAAAAHHHH, The Why files is dope!!! Whyfiles/cp-podcast# or something like that. Would love to see it.
Dope Episode 🍽️🧠
Let’s breed some ants and take dis bih over
CP's Dr.Evil sounds like Zesty Jordan Peterson.😂
Your starting point is "whi tf said God chose yall and why do I have to listen to Your deity?"
Apartheid
Killing babies is too far Amir🤦🏾
Damn CP reallly cracked that Shaggy song
LET'S GET IT
CP on one this episode 😂😂 in rare form. Love this podcast
YESSIRSKI DA PARENTS BACK💪🏽 CONGRATS YALL💯
Yes! Le podcast
Siri will literally stop working if you consistently curse at it
Got damn it cp u too! Silk
The shocker not bad
Yes Tony she does sound live someone doing bad karaoke. Lmao
Im a sociopath with empathetic tendencies
Maye got them milkers out
CP....CP skiiii
That’s massive gaslighting on Amir’s part. I was born and bred in the South and Sexy Red ain’t it.
Ay, no homo, but Tony is a surprisingly big dude 😂
Okay, you gotta change the name of the podcast brotha or tweak. Maybe ChrisCP Podcast or some LOOL. Typing this into the internet search bar gets a bunch of warnings from google.
The first 25 minutes is actually really interesting. I hope there will be more discussions like is in then future!
Mommy Mayaaaaaaa
I'm glad they haven't programmed "humor".. if humor is a type of emotion more importantly a programmable emotion then I think it would give AI the chance to be creative and create other emotions on its own then we're in trouble.. That one emotion could be the gateway to other emotions. Maybe? I don't know..
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Yoooooo
2:25 LIKE if you got this reference 😂😂😂😂
Mya look GOOD!!! SRRY TONY but sheeshhhhh !!!! Baby where !?
you coming to columbus ohio anytime soon
Did you guys ever talk about the recent robot spottings at sporting events? Robots sitting in stands with people?
Yaa, but I can’t remember what episode it was.
@@chrisdrummond380 thank you!!