HOW TO CUT LOBSTER

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  • @ojy5059
    @ojy5059 Рік тому +6923

    Even without his Jet engine bro still making things pretty heated up with the lobster 💀💀

  • @wokgod
    @wokgod  Рік тому +4888

    This lobster was $257. It hurts my wallet every time I make these videos

  • @Alltimefox
    @Alltimefox Рік тому +4713

    Next video is how to afford a lobster

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 Рік тому +17

      boston has the cheapest lobster i think

    • @deepdas2092
      @deepdas2092 Рік тому +3

      How expensive is it?....i live in India so idk...

    • @parthsharma4959
      @parthsharma4959 Рік тому +12

      ​@@deepdas2092 $ 257

    • @Ksilla007
      @Ksilla007 Рік тому +5

      @@lambda-m1676 lmao maybe back in 2006 but everything in Boston is expensive.. they wanna turn Boston into a mini California

    • @DaDaDo661
      @DaDaDo661 Рік тому +5

      ​@@deepdas2092 it's about $30 CAD per kg of lobster . That's the entire lobster not just the meat

  • @Noone-hk1vf
    @Noone-hk1vf Рік тому +933

    Instructions unclear: got a life sentence for 1st degree murder, harrasment, abuse, cannibalism, etc.

  • @whitneygaunt
    @whitneygaunt Рік тому +762

    *cuts the entire thing up*
    "Cut off her legs so she doesn't run away"
    My dumbass writing that down in bold fam 😂

  • @chantikejayatilaka8637
    @chantikejayatilaka8637 Рік тому +437

    to think these guys used to be called poor people’s good back in the day😭

    • @icuabc1235
      @icuabc1235 Рік тому +22

      Back in the day people used to pick them up off the beach and feed them to their pigs

    • @icuabc1235
      @icuabc1235 Рік тому +6

      Now I guess where the pigs.

    • @Simon_Sez
      @Simon_Sez Рік тому +2

      @@icuabc1235 nah, I think we just know how to eat them “correctly” now lol

    • @Simon_Sez
      @Simon_Sez Рік тому +2

      @@icuabc1235 thought about it. Your comment still makes less sense 🤦‍♂️ do you also think tomatoes are still “poison apples” and shouldn’t be eaten? Lmao tomatoes and lobster are both fine to eat now, but they had poor reputations in the past due purely to the ignorance of humans

    • @amieldeshazor1663
      @amieldeshazor1663 Рік тому +1

      ​@Simón Suarez tge only reason they were considered poor was originally when we started eating them their was too much excess of crab and lobster and people where getting tired of lobster so they eventually became a food for poor people

  • @ZedTheSecond
    @ZedTheSecond Рік тому +5

    I love how when the camera goes to the trash the subtitles say "ex girlfriend" 🤣

  • @Nyctotope
    @Nyctotope Рік тому +33

    Bro’s humor is so dark but I absolutely love it.

  • @xShinobiXx
    @xShinobiXx Рік тому +87

    Chinese style is basically smashing the big blade and making it into pieces lol. Love it

    • @justlikeme2797
      @justlikeme2797 Рік тому

      This is the worst way to cut a lobster. These chinki dog-eating chinese thinks that thier style of doing everything is the best way not knowing that thier style is the most shitty style.

  • @usercurrentlymissing
    @usercurrentlymissing Рік тому +933

    how to cut a lobster
    step 1: buy a fckin 130$ sea cockroach

    • @yuwonotjandra6806
      @yuwonotjandra6806 Рік тому +34

      Waaah?? $130?? Come here ton Indonesia, it is only $40 sea cockroach

    • @usercurrentlymissing
      @usercurrentlymissing Рік тому +1

      @@yuwonotjandra6806 yeah , because they said its "rare item" duh .

    • @kkrriissy
      @kkrriissy Рік тому

      Gross

    • @slushie3061
      @slushie3061 Рік тому +16

      It depends on the location bruh. Ofc Indonesia have a lot of lobster, they're surrounded by sea. Most ot their land are islands

    • @bruh-ib5hz
      @bruh-ib5hz Рік тому +8

      ​@@usercurrentlymissing Spiny lobsters aren't tht common in the US so it makes sense

  • @AllyMind5Star
    @AllyMind5Star Рік тому +50

    The lobster got to enjoy itself as a wonderful dish.

  • @azel4
    @azel4 Рік тому +85

    Man that sounds brutal 💀

  • @Lynx0379
    @Lynx0379 Рік тому +1

    The fact that he can make jokes while teaching is hilarious 😂😂

  • @sobaiii
    @sobaiii Рік тому +7

    This is the funniest lobster tutorial I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣Keep up the great work❤ Loving it!

  • @centralvirginiabuses7710
    @centralvirginiabuses7710 Рік тому +15

    Cameraman: Hey bro I wasn't recording can you buy another one?
    Wok: it's okay, I can chop you up instead 😊.

    • @balokrumput9074
      @balokrumput9074 Рік тому

      "This is how to cut a cameraman, Chinese style!"

  • @wesdoggo2242
    @wesdoggo2242 Рік тому +1

    Well, least Leon was spared this fate..

  • @SUBARIMANE
    @SUBARIMANE Рік тому +9

    Fun fact:
    In medieval times, lobster was considered as food for the poor

    • @salutemorphosis
      @salutemorphosis Рік тому

      Why??

    • @y-sdahms212
      @y-sdahms212 Рік тому

      ​@@salutemorphosis Google will response you

    • @cylex45
      @cylex45 Рік тому

      It was considered that until about the 50s or 60s

    • @cdeer17
      @cdeer17 Рік тому

      Because it was super common back then now because of the fishing industry not so much

  • @stephen129
    @stephen129 Рік тому

    I love the technique on display on this channel

  • @Gaming4lifeisgood
    @Gaming4lifeisgood Рік тому +1

    Bro has all the jokes my guy 😂

  • @imlost2862
    @imlost2862 Рік тому +4

    Your a legend for spending 257 dollar's just to help us out

  • @ahmedwalid3035
    @ahmedwalid3035 Рік тому +2

    Yoru: "where did my comb go"

  • @dylanramgren8422
    @dylanramgren8422 Рік тому +21

    Bro imagine a separate universe where lobsters are doing a video on how to dissect a human💀💀💀

  • @HadassahIsraelTv
    @HadassahIsraelTv Рік тому +1

    Even though I don’t eat shellfish I really enjoyed listening to your antics and how you explained it was like you were saying a riddle

  • @marc-francoisbrideau4797
    @marc-francoisbrideau4797 Рік тому +8

    Here in Canada, we boil the whole lobster in salty water for about 20 mins and then we remove the meat by pulling it out near all joints. Almost no shell cutting is required

    • @elith6930
      @elith6930 Рік тому +12

      Well, that's because you're eating boiled lobster. Not fried/stir fried Chinese lobster lol

    • @mando8194
      @mando8194 Рік тому

      havent tried any lobster chinese style cooking huh? it's okay

  • @jaspereerdekens3102
    @jaspereerdekens3102 Рік тому

    She is such a quick learner on the splits

  • @randomthings5505
    @randomthings5505 Рік тому +8

    Bros got that dahmer energy

    • @baka8206
      @baka8206 Рік тому

      Dahmer only ate men🤓🤓🤓

  • @cozyvibes8983
    @cozyvibes8983 Рік тому +1

    I am here for the comment saying poor lobster

  • @CasanovaPopperz
    @CasanovaPopperz Рік тому +3

    LOBSTA!

  • @nuke3620
    @nuke3620 Рік тому +1

    This felt really personal

  • @francisfrancis9035
    @francisfrancis9035 Рік тому +7

    Ayo bro, keep up, I've been watching you for almost 30 years now, time flies huh. more power

  • @saumyapadia8760
    @saumyapadia8760 Рік тому

    Those chops were personal bro 😂

  • @Mr.Jerry13
    @Mr.Jerry13 Рік тому +1

    “Girl named lobster was brutally murdered and decapitated last month by her killer who then proceeded to eat her.”

  • @Hetisjam
    @Hetisjam Рік тому +7

    Omg THANK YOU for the cutting board tip! I was using it wrong the whole time😭😭

  • @batbratsdesigns
    @batbratsdesigns Рік тому

    The dark humor makes it taste better. 😂

  • @potatomatop9326
    @potatomatop9326 Рік тому +3

    Now how am i gonna play Honkai SR without fingers...

  • @Megumi8F2
    @Megumi8F2 Рік тому

    those roasts were personal

  • @AL-bw2sf
    @AL-bw2sf Рік тому +8

    That lobster is like $200 in california lol but I’m sure it tastes good

  • @8-bitfin768
    @8-bitfin768 Рік тому +1

    if you only listened to the audio, out of context this sounds like a cannibal casually explaining how they murdered a woman

  • @ZedSalvatore
    @ZedSalvatore Рік тому +6

    Today I went to a sea food store & resturant because I've been craving to try lobster and crab for the first time in my 24 years, bro two sticks of king crab legs costs 35 my currency 💀 which is 80$.
    So I got a 2,50$ crab soup and immediately left in tears 😅

  • @nunuonroad9969
    @nunuonroad9969 11 місяців тому +1

    Dude determined to traumatize the vegans 😂

  • @Ruben355
    @Ruben355 Рік тому +3

    So you just butchered the lobster before it was dead ?

    • @cylex45
      @cylex45 Рік тому

      It was probably boiled before hand because it's skin is a light red

    • @cdeer17
      @cdeer17 Рік тому

      That's a color some shellfish can have the inner meat was to fresh looking so most likely not boiled at all

  • @DeeBee7O7
    @DeeBee7O7 Рік тому +2

    "Lobestar" thought he was Australian for a minute. Great video!

  • @dylanperry239
    @dylanperry239 Рік тому +16

    Come to Maine.. well show you a real lobster

    • @cdeer17
      @cdeer17 Рік тому +2

      Quite literally since lobsters have claws so it's not a true lobster more like a giant shrimp 😂

    • @mando8194
      @mando8194 Рік тому

      @@cdeer17 do you think all lobster has claws?? LMAO

    • @cdeer17
      @cdeer17 Рік тому +3

      @@mando8194 True lobsters yes anything without claws isn't technically a lobster even if it's in the name people are weird with names you have to remember

    • @awjd123
      @awjd123 Рік тому

      Overall, lobsters are characterized by their unique body structure, claws, antennae, eyes, and their adaptations for life in marine environments. These features collectively make lobsters a distinct and fascinating group of crustaceans.@@cdeer17

  • @Emesis_hates_handles
    @Emesis_hates_handles Рік тому +1

    my pet lobster in the room watching this: 😳

  • @USMC978
    @USMC978 Рік тому +3

    You can get a whole lobster live here for under $10. They will steam it for you too. I love Market Basket.

    • @derekborba2644
      @derekborba2644 Рік тому

      Artie T. definitely cares about his customers, but it's not going to be a lobster like this or as big for $10.

    • @theboringchannel2027
      @theboringchannel2027 Рік тому

      lobster you buy is a different lobster than he is using. Notice there are no front claws like yours had.
      These lobsters are more expensive.

    • @USMC978
      @USMC978 Рік тому

      @@theboringchannel2027 the same $10 lobster will fetch over $200 in another country.

    • @USMC978
      @USMC978 Рік тому

      @@derekborba2644 I had big lobsters. I like the smaller ones better. 1.25-1.75lbs are the best in my opinion.

    • @theboringchannel2027
      @theboringchannel2027 Рік тому

      @@USMC978 again, the lobster he is using, is COMPLETELY different than the american lobster you are eating. the american lobster is exported to some asian countries,
      and is generally in the $40-60lb range.
      The lobster he is using, which is actually in the shrimp family, will sell for MORE money per pound than the american lobster in same market.
      American lobster is the least expensive of all the "lobsters" out there.

  • @alavinaglenn1085
    @alavinaglenn1085 10 місяців тому

    Watching your cooking video I am a professional cook now thank you so much ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @no.6665
    @no.6665 Рік тому +3

    reunite the lobster with her body thats kinda dark man

  • @XiaoMingXing
    @XiaoMingXing Рік тому

    Oh so THAT’S what the grooves on my chopping board are for 😭

  • @Teppeisakane
    @Teppeisakane Рік тому +9

    I am so confused rn💀

  • @CertifiedBS
    @CertifiedBS Рік тому

    Man really tryna roast this lobster both ways 💀☠️

  • @GEORGIADEALEX
    @GEORGIADEALEX Рік тому +5

    I'm still waiting for the bat video😅 Chinese style😅
    Oh, wait! Nevermind, my bad!😅

    • @jenghd4604
      @jenghd4604 Рік тому +2

      Hahah!!! So funny!!! love that dude, defo not racist.

  • @envisit
    @envisit Рік тому

    bro was so happy😂

  • @leonardoforcina2038
    @leonardoforcina2038 Рік тому +1

    Grandpa explaining his “unspoken rizz” from his youth

  • @farjxahmed
    @farjxahmed Рік тому

    Bro had no chill

  • @tomarto5262
    @tomarto5262 4 місяці тому

    bro's got beef with a lobster

  • @stickmanongoing55o79
    @stickmanongoing55o79 Рік тому

    i need an asmr version of this

  • @arandomcat382
    @arandomcat382 Рік тому

    As a chinese person myself, i can confirm that this man has the chopping skills of someone who usually sells meat/pork in the local market

  • @Keterius
    @Keterius Рік тому +1

    Funny how this thing used to be called trash and was a prison food and now it's a luxury

    • @cdeer17
      @cdeer17 Рік тому

      I mean they did get overfished so

  • @TNKicking
    @TNKicking Рік тому

    Bro that lobster was beautiful

  • @Mr.clehehen
    @Mr.clehehen Рік тому

    My grandpa's relationship advice

  • @erensmith226
    @erensmith226 Рік тому

    Bro dissing the lobster 😭😂

  • @nonasparxx9687
    @nonasparxx9687 Рік тому +1

    Such violence so early in the morning. I feel like a supervillan

  • @hv8423
    @hv8423 Рік тому +1

    Bruh remembered the order how to chop a lobster the same way I was taught in school to remember PEMDAS 🤣🤣

    • @Kisatchie15
      @Kisatchie15 Рік тому +1

      For people who don’t understand:
      Please
      End
      My
      Depression
      And
      Suffering

  • @miigon9117
    @miigon9117 Рік тому

    Thanks! I've always wanted to cut a lobsta

  • @callmeteveda8276
    @callmeteveda8276 Рік тому

    bro really taught us how to chop a lobstar

  • @jgf4224
    @jgf4224 3 місяці тому

    Bro did 27 fatalities on that lobster

  • @mikaelhayashi489
    @mikaelhayashi489 Рік тому

    Lobster pedicure looks painful 😂

  • @syxloedits
    @syxloedits Рік тому

    He wants some beef with the lobster lol 😂

  • @elliaustr017
    @elliaustr017 Рік тому +1

    The narration 😂

  • @Zyhiris
    @Zyhiris Рік тому

    “So it can’t run away” schlawg it is in literal pieces

  • @Izzlemynizzle61
    @Izzlemynizzle61 Рік тому

    "ex girlfriend" bro that's a violation 💀💀💀

  • @spunkle_nosed_hortack7209
    @spunkle_nosed_hortack7209 Рік тому

    blud got violated

  • @marcos_is_here
    @marcos_is_here 9 місяців тому

    Is bro fr trash talking a cooked lobster🗣️🔥

  • @tian.-.
    @tian.-. Рік тому

    Without the video, it just sounds like a tutorial to dismember someone

  • @levisworld2313
    @levisworld2313 Рік тому

    "so he doesnt run away" when hes cut in half

  • @alltvnetwork
    @alltvnetwork Рік тому

    Play this to a blind girl without context 😂

  • @shortclip5792
    @shortclip5792 Рік тому +1

    Next video : How to cut a Cat, chinese style.

  • @DaytonRice-nq3yn
    @DaytonRice-nq3yn Рік тому

    The Australia accent is giving Me Felix from stray kids

  • @tanji4307
    @tanji4307 Рік тому

    bros describing a dismemberment but with lobsters

  • @rmduwk
    @rmduwk Рік тому +1

    "The only swimming she will be doing is inside your belly" 💀

  • @lincolncarvalho6937
    @lincolncarvalho6937 Рік тому

    That was personal

  • @Sproketdog
    @Sproketdog Рік тому

    This sounded personal

  • @FireHZRD
    @FireHZRD Рік тому

    If you listen closely you can hear Gordon Ramsay swearing at him.

  • @petepangtele182
    @petepangtele182 Рік тому +1

    DimSimLim Rapping :D

  • @newuserO1191O
    @newuserO1191O Рік тому

    Today I learned that, that side of the chopping boards are to prevent sauces from dripping off the chopping board.

  • @B_dubbs_7
    @B_dubbs_7 Рік тому

    Opening shot looks like onee of those things from Alien😂

  • @x2prime565
    @x2prime565 Рік тому +1

    Is it just me who is seeing a lobsters toe nails for fist time?😂

  • @chalupamichaels
    @chalupamichaels Рік тому +1

    It's always fun to imagine an animal rights activists watch these videos

  • @fadezzrhenzz
    @fadezzrhenzz Рік тому

    "Cut it gently"
    *intense chopping*

  • @Nathan15038
    @Nathan15038 Рік тому

    As a Chinese presentation is always key 😂

  • @sihlemaholwana7555
    @sihlemaholwana7555 Рік тому +1

    Teach it how to do the splits 😂😂😂 damn that's cold

  • @WolfyKun275
    @WolfyKun275 Рік тому

    Time to be rich enough to buy a lobster

  • @itaxhi4375
    @itaxhi4375 Рік тому

    Bro was confident "lObSaR

  • @Don_Juan1820
    @Don_Juan1820 Рік тому

    It's a ✨️Lobstar✨️ 😂

  • @cht_blhn
    @cht_blhn Рік тому

    "So he whont run away" 💀💀💀

  • @joannaazar7396
    @joannaazar7396 Рік тому +1

    Good job 👍🏻

  • @Ochakouraraka4630
    @Ochakouraraka4630 8 місяців тому +1

    ¡Noo tiene que vivir su vida!

  • @Hermes8A8A
    @Hermes8A8A Рік тому

    Instructions unclear , I used my right hand to pull the legs apart and now it's an octopus. 🤷

  • @steelwitness
    @steelwitness Рік тому

    "Teach it how to do the splits"
    My ass: I felt that

  • @kylesadirtbag5937
    @kylesadirtbag5937 Рік тому +1

    Roaches of the ocean