Different Types Of Prisoners On THE FIRST DAY IN PRISON

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  • In this video, I tell you about the many different types of prisoners on the first day in prison. Hope you enjoy.
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  • @AfterPrisonShow
    @AfterPrisonShow  3 роки тому +394

    sorry for the late upload. been grinding today. video starts out with a few shout outs. but if you want to skip that. Timestamp 3:11

    • @jamiemclaughlin277
      @jamiemclaughlin277 3 роки тому +13

      Love your videos man love from scotland

    • @We710love42O
      @We710love42O 3 роки тому +6

      Thx

    • @logandishner1548
      @logandishner1548 3 роки тому +8

      Hey joe I love your videos been watching since the very first video we’re you showed how to make a prison tattoo gun

    • @lostmuffin.imhiding6361
      @lostmuffin.imhiding6361 3 роки тому +4

      Joe you need too make an animation. A comedy of a prisoner in journey from a level 1, working his way up too a level 5.

    • @dainaburk8204
      @dainaburk8204 3 роки тому +4

      And Buddy,Keep it real like this one

  • @lillythepone2994
    @lillythepone2994 3 роки тому +357

    I’ve found out that almost every crazy story ever starts with “I was smoking crack”

    • @rileyrenger2795
      @rileyrenger2795 3 роки тому +17

      Reminds me of an old Sopranos quote.
      "Let's do it before the crank wears off."

    • @mlb312
      @mlb312 3 роки тому +4

      @@rileyrenger2795 Fuckin Jackie Jr

    • @Word509
      @Word509 3 роки тому +7

      Seemed like just about every story I heard started out. I or we were "high as fuck."

    • @jrreedve2825
      @jrreedve2825 3 роки тому +1

      I got crazy stories and never smoked crack!

    • @mootymootmoot1679
      @mootymootmoot1679 3 роки тому +1

      @@jrreedve2825 shooting it instead?

  • @parentedivino5466
    @parentedivino5466 3 роки тому +415

    EDP prolly watching this like👀📝

    • @locket-7714
      @locket-7714 3 роки тому

      🤭🤭

    • @josebatxu32
      @josebatxu32 3 роки тому +22

      I've heard kid diddlers have it rough

    • @chrisrva710
      @chrisrva710 3 роки тому +4

      His XXXXXL Junie Cakes are fucked

    • @Hz-oq3ib
      @Hz-oq3ib 3 роки тому +1

      Ay Fist Bump👊

    • @IDoABitOfTrollin
      @IDoABitOfTrollin 3 роки тому +11

      @@josebatxu32 rough is an understatement...

  • @ChristophTozer
    @ChristophTozer 3 роки тому +780

    One thing I learned while locked up.... the Bigger they are, the Harder they Hit

    • @rayabercrombie6239
      @rayabercrombie6239 3 роки тому +95

      Haha... Swore you were feeling to go with the old cliche (harder they fall) and you flipped it on us last min.... Good shit Fam!!

    • @joemac8664
      @joemac8664 3 роки тому +68

      RT man lol I always liked the old heads that tell that old story of how they walked in and hit the biggest dude they saw so noone would test them again... Lmao like yeah alright bro, I betcha did CTFU

    • @PolarGrizzlyBear
      @PolarGrizzlyBear 3 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣

    • @Jhammie1776
      @Jhammie1776 3 роки тому +63

      This comment won the internet for today. I'm a pretty big and fast dude, I spent most of the 2000's in California prisons. I always thought I was a big bad motherfucker until I found myself on a III yard. I'll never forget when I got kicked in the face with state boots for the first time. Or the first time I got the shit stomped out of me until I puked. I learned quick to make sure shit was important before I got all worked up about something.

    • @bigtexas7263
      @bigtexas7263 3 роки тому +28

      Always good to watch when the small guy talks big toward the big guy, they don’t know the reality of violence

  • @nickolistef1778
    @nickolistef1778 3 роки тому +61

    I did 7 1/2 months with no problems and I'm a very quiet person. I just told people I suffer from social anxiety and depression and nobody bothered me there and just left me alone.

    • @erickalberto1403
      @erickalberto1403 3 роки тому +18

      Hope you doing better bro

    • @racc8050
      @racc8050 3 роки тому +1

      Dumb question and sorry to ask but what's it like?

    • @5thkiechannel
      @5thkiechannel 3 роки тому +1

      whats it like there mang

    • @jimmys2338
      @jimmys2338 3 роки тому +1

      In a county jail or real prison? Don't know anybody who ever did that small of amount of time for state.

    • @jasonknoxx6271
      @jasonknoxx6271 3 роки тому +7

      @@racc8050 lock yourself in your bathroom for a day.. shut the door and stay in there all day.. That's what jail is like

  • @sug1307
    @sug1307 3 роки тому +267

    i met my girl after they transferred me to work release so i would get my phone 11-7 night shift working at a hotel she would come and visit and she ended up riding out the next 9 months with me, they even let me come for a month early on (house arrest) due to corona and my mother asked her to move in my fam loves her and she took care of my daughter like her own while i was gone i’m home now and shits still goin smoove

    • @princecharming8125
      @princecharming8125 3 роки тому +1

      Do you want to be my friend in prison? 🤔

    • @theresamiles2443
      @theresamiles2443 3 роки тому +15

      She sounds like a keeper. Good luck when you get out and God Bless you on all of your future endeavors 🙏

    • @erisgh0sted961
      @erisgh0sted961 3 роки тому +3

      Keep winning brother.

    • @christianthompson7915
      @christianthompson7915 3 роки тому +4

      keep going on strong brother🤟🏻

    • @bearcollins7
      @bearcollins7 3 роки тому +10

      Do her the biggest favor and become a great guy who will never need to be locked up again, you and her deserve it

  • @Mattm182
    @Mattm182 3 роки тому +62

    That was probably the best “dive” bit in the history of APS, not joking.

    • @PollyGammy
      @PollyGammy 3 роки тому

      Agree completely. I laughed pretty hard.

  • @gavinator0719
    @gavinator0719 3 роки тому +134

    Joe: Make sure you never do this in prison
    Me knowing I will never go to prison: Yes

    • @WlfPck-qu5kw
      @WlfPck-qu5kw 3 роки тому +22

      We never know

    • @WlfPck-qu5kw
      @WlfPck-qu5kw 3 роки тому +12

      I might, you might we don't know

    • @Vegeta8300
      @Vegeta8300 3 роки тому +29

      Plenty of innocent people in jail and prison. You could also be innocent and be stuck in jail for months to years fighting the charges against you.

    • @dd42101
      @dd42101 3 роки тому +11

      The chances may be low but they are never zero 🤣

    • @dapperdank3701
      @dapperdank3701 3 роки тому

      Oooh, why did you say that 😅😬🤐

  • @staticyt6210
    @staticyt6210 3 роки тому +80

    I noticed how calm you've gotten since 2-3 years ago grown grown joe

    • @lenafranklin7262
      @lenafranklin7262 3 роки тому +1

      Post traumatic experience....
      Resonates with myself 💓💓🙏

  • @BigDee0903
    @BigDee0903 3 роки тому +155

    Not going to lie......the first time when I went to the penitentiary in illinois, we were putting on our yellow transport jumpsuits, this little white guy asked me have I ever been to the joint before and I told him no and then he asked me was I'm plugged meaning was I plugged with a gang, which I replied no again. Well I m not going to lie, I was kinda scared bc I didn't know what to expect but the kid was like we're leaving Cook County Jail, so the hard part is over with. He said the joint was cool bc now we're actually bidding (counting time until your release date), and the one thing that I took away from our conversation that still remains with me until this very day was, " you will be ok as long as u respect yourself and don't disrespect anyone". I've done two bids and on both bids I've always followed that rule.

    • @kyleandersen6879
      @kyleandersen6879 3 роки тому +7

      What if someone disrespects you then? You disrespect em back or what?

    • @Bullntheheather
      @Bullntheheather 3 роки тому +8

      Cook county is by far the absolute worst.

    • @danielschmidtke9213
      @danielschmidtke9213 3 роки тому +1

      @@Bullntheheather My dad was an AIDS educator for Cook County prisons. Weird job.

    • @BigDee0903
      @BigDee0903 3 роки тому +22

      @@kyleandersen6879 u better handle that shit.....but back then u had to be careful, bc if u weren't plugged into an organization, and the person that disrespected was then he could have him and his mob on your ass. If u are plugged, whoever calling it from your organization would have to talk with whoever calling it from dude organization to get it squashed to prevent kicking off a riot. I always said that u are a man before u are anything else, so that's what I mean by respect yourself. If someone disrespect u, u better check him and let them know what's up and back it up. U can do that without being disrespectful, u are a man before u are anything else. Muthafuckas are going to respect u.

    • @BigDee0903
      @BigDee0903 3 роки тому +10

      @schnappspapi in Illinois it's the gangs that structure all politics. From what phones everyone uses, it's always going to be a folks phone, a people phone, and a neutron (neutral) phone. Back then no matter where ever u walked like chow or the yard ......People were always at the front, neutrons was always in the middle of the line, and folks were always in the back of the line. Everything was structured to prevent riots from kicking off. In some places they even had someone calling it for neutrons. I knew some neutrons that was about it, they just didn't gang bang.

  • @rorotay6208
    @rorotay6208 3 роки тому +226

    You meet these same people at work 😂

    • @danielshaw2701
      @danielshaw2701 3 роки тому +15

      Yessss the type who say "I don't take shit from anyone, I tell the supervisor and manager to fuck off" haha, of course you do mateyy

    • @americangangsterlock1550
      @americangangsterlock1550 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah and they'll be the first to have a beat red face with teary puff out eyes the minute a confrontation comes there way. Never go for work related help with these kinds of people. They'll be hyping you up to stab or jump whoever you're having a problem with AND AT WORK.

    • @sargesrecap2267
      @sargesrecap2267 3 роки тому +1

      Tough guy walks into your job
      Me (yo you bout to be stupid annoying)

    • @seanbrazell6147
      @seanbrazell6147 3 роки тому

      Especially if you work at....
      A prison?

    • @joebaumgart1146
      @joebaumgart1146 3 роки тому

      What's the difference?

  • @tat2edking586
    @tat2edking586 3 роки тому +141

    The "good guy" tries to act friendly so they can shank you

    • @LG-ro5le
      @LG-ro5le 3 роки тому +7

      The snake 🐍 type. Too many of them

    • @sw789
      @sw789 3 роки тому +8

      Its not like you need to be friendly with someone to shank them

    • @sethdiedalongtimeago
      @sethdiedalongtimeago 3 роки тому +17

      @@sw789 it's allot easier if you are though

    • @TheGauges420
      @TheGauges420 3 роки тому +5

      @@sw789 yeah if you want it to be blatantly obvious you shanked them then you don't, but if you want to make it less suspicious, being close to someone will definitely not look as suspect.

    • @RAHSdaboy12
      @RAHSdaboy12 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheGauges420 not being YOUR friend in jail🤣

  • @MuscleCarLover
    @MuscleCarLover 3 роки тому +32

    I doubt I'd do anything stupid enough to get locked up, but on the off chance that it occurs, I imagine I'd be the quiet type

    • @gman0047
      @gman0047 3 роки тому +9

      Ive never been prison ever but based on the videos I’ve watched on prison that probably the best type to be

    • @kirpalrodas3751
      @kirpalrodas3751 3 роки тому +4

      Same here maaan

  • @dragonlance1121
    @dragonlance1121 3 роки тому +74

    Yeah, the quickest way to the hospital is cryin' about your 30 days, when the guy next to you is about to do a decade.

    • @urrealdadlolololol4204
      @urrealdadlolololol4204 3 роки тому +2

      I dont know how it works where you live but in Michigan anyone doing less than a year and a day go to jail not prison

    • @dragonlance1121
      @dragonlance1121 3 роки тому

      @@urrealdadlolololol4204 It is the same here, but everyone is in jail first.

    • @christianrichards1659
      @christianrichards1659 3 роки тому +1

      @@urrealdadlolololol4204 in Michigan they go straight to prison even when they're still fighting their case?

    • @jayzayproductions5454
      @jayzayproductions5454 2 роки тому

      Unfortunately I was this guy when I went to jail for 30 days on a probation violation. My first week, I was detoxing from drugs and just constantly crying about my 30 days around guys who were facing serious charges and I’m lucky they all liked me or else I woulda got beat tf up!

  • @GuerrillaGorilla023
    @GuerrillaGorilla023 3 роки тому +81

    Lessons I learned on the road to becoming a high level martial artist.
    1. Size don't mean shit, unless a big dude knows his shit too then you're in trouble.
    2. Most people who know how to fight don't start fights because....(see point 3)
    3. You never know who knows what. I regularly send guys twice my size flying through the air and might still get choked out by a girl I outweigh by 30 lbs.
    My advice, don't talk violence unless you're field tested and ready to back it up at the drop of a dime without fear of repercussions
    Real tough guys don't talk

    • @Zovie555
      @Zovie555 3 роки тому

      Very true

    • @jasonsigle9861
      @jasonsigle9861 3 роки тому

      Ok now real tough guys don’t talk is a crock of shit too I am not scared of a man if that makes since but a situation gets you killed so you have to think before you act or your just an idiot don’t care if your tough

    • @GuerrillaGorilla023
      @GuerrillaGorilla023 3 роки тому +8

      @@jasonsigle9861 Some people are dangerous and crazy. Doesn't necessarily make them tough but I'll give you that its not smart to believe in absolutes. Treat each situation as its own. It's just my experience that the most dangerous people (who aren't crazy) don't go around announcing how dangerous they are.

    • @jasonsigle9861
      @jasonsigle9861 3 роки тому +4

      @@GuerrillaGorilla023 well said sir

    • @eggman969
      @eggman969 3 роки тому +6

      You just did a lot of talkin.

  • @philipfarley6680
    @philipfarley6680 3 роки тому +35

    I actually saw a guy get seriously beat down over that remote...

    • @ebeneezerscrooge2942
      @ebeneezerscrooge2942 3 роки тому +4

      Did they serve pancakes where you were at? Did they let y’all eat pancakes? Like for breakfast? On the weekends.

    • @philipfarley6680
      @philipfarley6680 3 роки тому +3

      @@ebeneezerscrooge2942l hate pancakes.

    • @lunapetunia3778
      @lunapetunia3778 3 роки тому +3

      Is he ok? 😢

    • @Holio88
      @Holio88 3 роки тому +2

      @@philipfarley6680 I hate em too. Dont taste bad but boy is it a terrible way to start off the day. Make me feel like straight dogshit

    • @daviddenney5670
      @daviddenney5670 3 роки тому +4

      @@ebeneezerscrooge2942 I was in the Feds for 7 years.....and all 3 spots I was at served brunch for Saturday and sunday, always eggs potatoes, either pancakes or waffles....heard so many stories of how the food was better in the Feds, 1000% lie lol

  • @coreythompsonTheOneandOnly
    @coreythompsonTheOneandOnly Рік тому +4

    I love that part where joe was like "you're in the shower 🚿 trying to hide those tears 😭" and the noise he made and sounded like an animal. "Oo we aaahhh"

  • @adrianj3198
    @adrianj3198 3 роки тому +12

    Joe: the only youtuber that makes a video consisting of a prison shower as his backdrop

  • @Yellowshirtmann
    @Yellowshirtmann 3 роки тому +123

    I was the distant one that didnt get involved with anything like a ghost. Had no cellie and minded my own business. Nobody really noticed me and I was only in for 3 months

    • @macmike5384
      @macmike5384 3 роки тому +15

      No cellie. For three months. How did you pull that? I've never had a cell to myself for more than 3or5dsys. Explain that please.

    • @piffdaddy7661
      @piffdaddy7661 3 роки тому +16

      @@macmike5384 psych patient or pc

    • @macmike5384
      @macmike5384 3 роки тому +3

      @@piffdaddy7661 exactly...

    • @nathancullins9301
      @nathancullins9301 3 роки тому +11

      Alone for 3 months is Psych, PC, or confinement or threat to the safety of the institution.
      Only people I ever saw in solo cells

    • @macmike5384
      @macmike5384 3 роки тому

      @@nathancullins9301 yes sir. No main line. Hellz no.

  • @aceclubbs6771
    @aceclubbs6771 3 роки тому +31

    There's always the guy in county who's always talking about his case and "what do you thinks going to happen" who is always accompanied by the jail house lawyer who will proceed to tell them exactly what the states going to offer and what they should do....but this guy is super annoying because all he wants to do is talk about his case and is always minimizing his involvement in the case...smh...the type of guy you try to avoid sitting next to at all costs.

    • @jasonsigle9861
      @jasonsigle9861 3 роки тому +4

      Haaaa yeah annoying I always find a dude with a chill vibe so we can laugh at what’s happening in our lifes

    • @SlimXD_
      @SlimXD_ 3 роки тому

      dude frr

    • @ackerjawaka4742
      @ackerjawaka4742 3 місяці тому

      ​@@jasonsigle9861anytime I got a new pad mate I would say to him...we are now going to do a reenactment of the potting shed scene from scum...guess which part you'll be playing 😜 a nice icebreaker for the new recruits

  • @Blue-ec4dh
    @Blue-ec4dh 3 роки тому +29

    1.1k views in less than 10 minutes, That's alot of Loyal Fans

    • @captainfancypants4933
      @captainfancypants4933 3 роки тому +5

      for a million subs he should have 50k + EASILY dude this channel is dying

    • @Blue-ec4dh
      @Blue-ec4dh 3 роки тому +1

      Do you understand the word "loyal"

    • @jacobsnyder7689
      @jacobsnyder7689 3 роки тому +3

      @@captainfancypants4933 and yet you’re still commenting. Stop hatin 🛑

  • @Mommaatoz
    @Mommaatoz 3 роки тому +49

    I booked in a “news guy” was accused of killing his grandmother. He told me about 30 times he didn’t do it. And damn if he didn’t do it. It was his mother, the daughter of the woman who was killed who did it. And this kid was really in school like he said he was...

    • @joanbaczek2575
      @joanbaczek2575 3 роки тому +7

      Then why did these dumb cops arrest him in the first place if he in school no probable cause periodt. Hope the kid sued for false arrest and putting him in danger under false charges

    • @villanousspyder405
      @villanousspyder405 3 роки тому

      I think if that was true they would have checked with the school to see if he was at school either them or his lawyer.

    • @josephhickman1306
      @josephhickman1306 3 роки тому

      Bet you slept with one eye open...otherwise you wouldn't be alive to type that...some are just plain born with bad wiring between thier ears...best to just keep a wide berth .

    • @oliverguenther662
      @oliverguenther662 3 роки тому +1

      That sounds like it WAS A VERY DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY, lasting generations.

  • @eugenesis8188
    @eugenesis8188 3 роки тому +68

    Joe, you forgot about the dudes who are so strung out on drugs that they either sleep for a week, or don't sleep for a week.
    I only went to jail for 45 days, but I literally don't remember the first 5 days besides when they dragged me to court and flashes of eating horrible food as if it were Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish.
    After that, I became the didnt do it guy.

    • @roscoej4470
      @roscoej4470 3 роки тому +6

      Was you the guy strung out and slept for a week? Is that why you can't remember the first 5 days? Lol
      And I'm legit curious too, not tryna be a dick.

    • @tendies9248
      @tendies9248 3 роки тому +10

      @@roscoej4470 yeah withdrawals are no joke even at home i couldn't imagine a worse hell than doing that 8n jail

    • @jakemetcalf6589
      @jakemetcalf6589 3 роки тому +6

      Ahhh, the Ole "1 step system"
      Step 1; go through wd's cold turkey on a steel bunk or concrete floor in a pod with a dozen other people in the room.
      Shit really sucks when you get the post-dope shits and you stinking up the whole dorm with liquid shits and gut rot lmaooooooo
      After that first cold-sweaty week its all good. But till that shits outta your system. The whole block is gonna hate you and you're gonna hate the whole block lmfao

    • @eugenesis8188
      @eugenesis8188 3 роки тому +1

      @@roscoej4470 Yeah. I basically didn't sleep for an entire month before I got arrested. Once I got into general population, I passed out. Every meal, the CO'S were usually nice enough to yell at me loud enough that I'd wake up. I'd eat it as fast as possible and pass out again.
      I got arrested on a Friday, I woke up on Tuesday around 8pm and introduced myself to the 7 other guys in my bay.

    • @MrJB2224
      @MrJB2224 3 роки тому

      Knew several, we called em Zombies. I saw one the other day looking like the Walking Dead. Shame on you, taking your grandma's pain pills when she needs em.

  • @dtgdowntogrowbear4140
    @dtgdowntogrowbear4140 3 роки тому +33

    One of the funniest things I seen was a 7 ft tall black dude with dreads coming in screaming and crying pleading he wasn't suppose to be there he didn't do anything for about ten mins till he got sent to the hole seen him the next day going to court bragging about his charges to his boys

  • @trevorpence1062
    @trevorpence1062 3 роки тому +42

    Sorry for the late upload?? Only been a few minutes lol

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  3 роки тому +36

      Got to be on time.

    • @jacobdancer2615
      @jacobdancer2615 3 роки тому +14

      If parole officers teach you one thing, it's the importance of being on time 👌

    • @williethakidjr3062
      @williethakidjr3062 3 роки тому +5

      @@AfterPrisonShow keep up the good work joe and don't get streesed out if your a couple of minutes late for a video

    • @ZRooster95
      @ZRooster95 3 роки тому

      @@AfterPrisonShow lol dude you good we will be here whenever you upload I'm watching this at 1:25 a.m. lol

    • @TheGauges420
      @TheGauges420 3 роки тому +1

      @Nonya BiZz uhm, im fairly sure thats a guy in drag in that profile picture my friend. I'm not making a judgment on either that individual or even you for being attracted, but just stating what looks to be the case.

  • @Punkpsychobilly
    @Punkpsychobilly 3 роки тому +55

    I was the “I know what I did, let’s get this over with” guy.

  • @kennethwilliams6916
    @kennethwilliams6916 3 роки тому +13

    IT'S AMAZING JUST HOW ON THE NOSE THESE ARE, I did a short stent and even in that amount of time I met these plus some!

  • @tonymadilia1025
    @tonymadilia1025 3 роки тому +10

    The “ima get my weight up” guy. Yooooooooo! Ima get my weight yooo, Ima hit the weights and come out husky yooooo, yoooooo ima just eat peanut butter and workout yo, all chi work, all protein work, yoooooo ima get husky yooo, ima get it in yooo! Yoooooooo! I can’t wait to hit the yard. Yooooo!
    This guy will ask every guard when we get yard, when we get gym, when we get rec, if they sell protein powder and ask every inmate the same question. Annoying as fuck.

  • @davidquinn2382
    @davidquinn2382 3 роки тому +11

    Shout out to joe for giving shout outs. Shout out to me for shouting out joe for giving shout outs.

    • @harleyboy1730
      @harleyboy1730 3 роки тому +1

      Shout out to you for shouting out joe for giving shout outs and shouting your self out shout out to everyone.

    • @dakistle
      @dakistle 3 роки тому

      That is some next level shit

  • @johnstein230
    @johnstein230 3 роки тому +35

    Eminem used to live 5 blocks from me and my brother in law used to own his old house he didn't open the door when mtv and Eminem came to the house....he told Eminem he would open door for 1000 dollars 😆 🤣

    • @alejandrosantos303
      @alejandrosantos303 3 роки тому +2

      I guess your brother in law wasn't an Eminem fan then??? 🤣🤣🤣 Their fault for not contacting him in advance

    • @johnstein230
      @johnstein230 3 роки тому

      @@alejandrosantos303 yup lol

    • @NarwahlGaming
      @NarwahlGaming 3 роки тому +1

      If he wants to scare Eminem away all he has to do is answer the door with a 'Triumph The Insult Comic Dog' puppet. 😂

  • @theninethrees8044
    @theninethrees8044 3 роки тому +6

    Going to Upstate tomorrow, gonna be serving 33 years. This was very helpful, wish me luck!

  • @100PercentTHCfilmsX420X
    @100PercentTHCfilmsX420X 3 роки тому +12

    Lmao. When i was staying with a lady friend and her bf a while back i used to leave snickers bars on his pillow time to time as a joke lmao .

  • @gta5gamingnglitches519
    @gta5gamingnglitches519 3 роки тому +12

    I like the change of how the vid is presented its a good change and strangely calming

  • @melojackson6498
    @melojackson6498 3 роки тому +4

    When he said you dont even know you are going to prison but will. That shut scared me 😂 i was like nahhhh ima chill tonight

  • @angiechristensen638
    @angiechristensen638 3 роки тому +46

    That turtle suit is no fun, absolutely humiliating.

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 3 роки тому +1

      Yoo I went thru the same bs. they straight dehumanize you . I called it the Trojan jacket.

    • @rogerackerson7389
      @rogerackerson7389 3 роки тому

      Hate that damn thing. Got it in the county jail. Worst experience in by far

    • @jchapman007
      @jchapman007 3 роки тому

      Picklesuit?

    • @ErinGrayIsSudsy
      @ErinGrayIsSudsy 3 роки тому

      Greenbean suit here

  • @ohionative5237
    @ohionative5237 3 роки тому +7

    When I was locked up, my first day I walked in and there was a box of Little Debbie's on my bunk. Thankfully I was already warned while I was in CRC and not eat them.

    • @danielshaw2701
      @danielshaw2701 3 роки тому +1

      Or your ass would've been in debt to some jerk

    • @ohionative5237
      @ohionative5237 3 роки тому +5

      @@danielshaw2701 exactly, that's what I was warned up while I was at CRC. It was most likely the best advice anyone has ever given me.

    • @cinemalover4027
      @cinemalover4027 3 роки тому +4

      What did you do with them after you knew not to eat them?

  • @paulricherson3572
    @paulricherson3572 3 роки тому +32

    I was a pod boss day one. Just playin. Never served time. Just like hearing others experiences. It keeps my nose clean.

    • @paulricherson3572
      @paulricherson3572 3 роки тому +1

      Nonya BiZz. I’m kinfolk

    • @dakotablount251
      @dakotablount251 3 роки тому +3

      I was the enforcer for the chicanos. True fact. 100% real. Definitely.

    • @unidentifiable1875
      @unidentifiable1875 3 роки тому

      Very good,man.

    • @unidentifiable1875
      @unidentifiable1875 3 роки тому

      @Nonya BiZz that's great. What does it have to do with the price of tea in China though?

  • @tonedzg4161
    @tonedzg4161 3 роки тому +10

    I was definitely the quiet observer guy.

  • @thedarkside_ofmartha
    @thedarkside_ofmartha 3 роки тому +17

    Loving the calmer speech Joe. Looks good on ya🙂

  • @morysentz9894
    @morysentz9894 3 роки тому +31

    Real people don't have to say that they're real 😂🤣

  • @riaranta3150
    @riaranta3150 3 роки тому +100

    Any of you royally miss the “DIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE” 😔 yeah me too

  • @davelastname8074
    @davelastname8074 3 роки тому +9

    "Crazy story, I'll never forget" Lary lawton 2.0

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 3 роки тому +90

    I'm so early the soap hasn't hit the floor yet

    • @shonseibert48
      @shonseibert48 3 роки тому +1

      U waiting for that aren't u, in the corner of shower until water gets cold. Throwing bread crumbs in the shower to attract the birds.....😅🤣😂

  • @maddytedder1611
    @maddytedder1611 3 роки тому +5

    Dude I’m dead yoo lmao like the part about your girl’s parents smokin crack and getting you to give them your car dude omg 💀

  • @julessompayrac2117
    @julessompayrac2117 3 роки тому +34

    When he said " I got to much time 30 days" I literally fell out my chair laughing. Not cause it was funny just cause I saw this so much. Haha

    • @macmike5384
      @macmike5384 3 роки тому +3

      Did you hear it when you were doing your thirty days? May I ask...

    • @julessompayrac2117
      @julessompayrac2117 3 роки тому +3

      @@macmike5384 haha no I wish I ever only had 30 days.

    • @TooLameToDie
      @TooLameToDie 3 роки тому +5

      I had a dude come up to me on the yard asking all kinds of fish questions. When I asked him how much time he got he said, "two days." I told him to go take a nap and by the time he woke up he'd be leaving.

  • @nicolelove3604
    @nicolelove3604 3 роки тому +17

    My husband is currently serving “25 years” in NY state and he’s the love struck one 🤣 Going 7 years strong. He calls me the truest ride or die ❤️

    • @yn1325
      @yn1325 3 роки тому +3

      dang

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 3 роки тому +4

      Props to u holding it down for your man.👍

    • @nicolelove3604
      @nicolelove3604 3 роки тому

      @@bazglsgw1208 thank you

  • @writenamehere0000
    @writenamehere0000 3 роки тому +11

    When I was in prison the loudmouths were never a threat. Be afraid of a quiet person..... Also, snitches... as said in this video anyone can be a snitch. I made a mistake once talking a bit louder in the gym about some contrabands. Guess what, within 15 minutes after we finished the training I was thrown in the hole. There was 6 prisoners in the gym at the time, could have been anyone and they all act like your friends. Never found out who. So, never talk about your case, or about illegal stuff.

  • @iwantyourcookiesnow
    @iwantyourcookiesnow 3 роки тому +6

    I was the “so manic they put me in isolation from day one guy “

  • @wesleyhousholder5027
    @wesleyhousholder5027 3 роки тому +4

    Joe, you have alot more people that do like you than the trolls that don't like you. The hate is a sign you're winning in life and they can't stand it. Use their hate a fuel. Been rocking with you for over 5 years and always will.

    • @johnflynn6140
      @johnflynn6140 3 роки тому +2

      100% truth, people hate to see people do good for them selfs

  • @cody6007
    @cody6007 3 роки тому +2

    I was the quiet 23yr old that stood in the corner by himself and kept his mouth shut but some how creeped everybody out

    • @Dhardy316
      @Dhardy316 3 роки тому

      Same...age and all

  • @cyclonic8496
    @cyclonic8496 3 роки тому +4

    I shouldn’t laugh but the shock and awe guy skit was hilarious.

  • @raventeer3865
    @raventeer3865 3 роки тому +6

    My man is somewhere between the celebrity & OG

  • @drunkbird4221
    @drunkbird4221 3 роки тому +8

    It’s amazing seeing how far you’ve come, been watching this channel since 100k subs and you seem like you’re doing so much better we can see you growing everyday

    • @stephonwilliams5232
      @stephonwilliams5232 3 роки тому +1

      you can tell the quality got better too

    • @coreythompsonTheOneandOnly
      @coreythompsonTheOneandOnly Рік тому

      You're right, but I'm scared 😨 that the UA-cam fame is changing him, it hurts me when I look on other people channels and they mention joe, they say how is like a state trooper, when I red that it saddened me

  • @Iamhallucinatingnow
    @Iamhallucinatingnow 3 роки тому +5

    You forgot to mention "the withdrawaler" the person that comes in the cell just sick as a dog from withdrawing. Always on the toilet, stuff coming up from both ends... Not in prison but def saw this in the holding cell at the jail. Nice video though.

  • @samir.221b
    @samir.221b 3 роки тому +5

    Big respect from Dublin Ireland Joe. Thanks for the awesome channel. Keep it up!

  • @achilles6578
    @achilles6578 3 роки тому +8

    I'm laying in the hospital dying laughing at the victim bit.
    1. It's so true
    2. That's what we all be thinking when someone say that b.s.
    Dead af🤣🤣🤣👊
    Edit: I'm seriously in e.r. right now laid up.

  • @jemsq
    @jemsq 3 роки тому +5

    I like how you snuck that Nate Robinson KO in there.

  • @penylayne
    @penylayne 3 роки тому +5

    Still giving shout outs with over a million subs? 👍🏼 Gosh, I remember when this channel didn't even have 100,000, now it's over 1,000,000?! Well done!

  • @clydespangler533
    @clydespangler533 3 роки тому +12

    I was the standoffish one sitting back taking it all in checking everything out

  • @shogunrua4555
    @shogunrua4555 3 роки тому +3

    You should mention the story teller, who’s got a 1000 crazy ass stories lol

    • @mogzthedog
      @mogzthedog 3 роки тому +2

      Fucking Dave... I miss that fucker

  • @gradyhwilliamson6408
    @gradyhwilliamson6408 3 роки тому +7

    I've been "The Normie" some of the time, and, I've been "The Change-up" before.

  • @angusseletto1511
    @angusseletto1511 5 днів тому

    ANOTHER SHOW JOE!!! 28:03 JOE DOES PRISON TRAUMA😂
    Theres a Million "JOE DOES TITLES"PM me ...I domt even know what that means😂

  • @ItsYourFeelins
    @ItsYourFeelins 3 роки тому +3

    My first time i was def the shock and awe guy😂😂😂😂😂😂Excepts for the booty bandit part😂😂😂

  • @getoutandexplore476
    @getoutandexplore476 3 роки тому +19

    Joe are you gonna talk about women beaters in prison ? Nah don't worry prison junkie got that topic covered tomorrow at 6 p.m don't miss it

  • @spaceace41
    @spaceace41 3 роки тому +10

    This guy looks like if Gary Owen had a criminal record.

  • @davidgould4870
    @davidgould4870 3 роки тому +4

    I was a victim guy, but didn't play the victim guy. Charges dropped pretty quickly, but I just kept quiet best I could and didn't try to make any waves. Was way outside of my comfort zone, and couple people cued in on it, but I just did my best to swerve them.

  • @blessedbeyond2118
    @blessedbeyond2118 3 роки тому +15

    Joe go back to doing your FULL DIVE it is YOU ....old school JOE bring him back ...You are doing great Joe....I love and look so forward to 4 everyday to get some of your Positive JuJu...Blessings to You and Rainey !!!

    • @christopherberry1824
      @christopherberry1824 3 роки тому

      Miss the Dive rite into it. Please bring it back!!!

    • @knightrider6473
      @knightrider6473 3 роки тому

      So what's so special about the dive? I don't get it.

    • @roscoej4470
      @roscoej4470 3 роки тому

      @@knightrider6473 me either, I don't understand why so many people are into that. Must be younger viewers.

    • @knightrider6473
      @knightrider6473 3 роки тому

      @@roscoej4470 yeah they must be all around 13 years old if they find that funny.

    • @tebelel7150
      @tebelel7150 3 роки тому

      @@knightrider6473 it’s not that it’s funny, it just shows enthusiasm, you should go find some.

  • @angusseletto1511
    @angusseletto1511 5 днів тому +1

    ITS SO SIMPLE JOE...YOU GET LOVE FROM EVERYONE BECAUSE YOU SPREAD LOVE AND KINDNESS ALWAYS TO YOUR VIEWERS!!! YOU GET WHAT YOU GAVE JOE!!! Youre different,special,kind and FKN REAL❤ !! Thats why in my humble opinion youre the best T.V host on UA-cam❤😂

  • @astralfluxaf
    @astralfluxaf 3 роки тому +6

    Dear Deputy On Duty • it’s either my cell mate or me.... make your move.... MAKE YOUR MOVE 🤣

  • @milescorporosus4058
    @milescorporosus4058 3 роки тому +8

    I've been binging your videos the last couple evenings and I have to say (with the _utmost_ respect, for real) that you are _especially_ funny when you dial things down ever so slightly. I dunno if you were consciously trying to get a little more serious or personal, but your delivery in this video was on point.

    • @OEazy45
      @OEazy45 Рік тому

      I just found out about him. I like his delivery too

  • @Frank42073
    @Frank42073 3 роки тому +6

    I've been rocking with APS since the beginning. Love the channel and Joe seems like a good guy. Joe, keep up the great work and God bless, brother

  • @IDoABitOfTrollin
    @IDoABitOfTrollin 3 роки тому +5

    Sent my first prison pen pal letter out. Looking forward to making someones life just a little bit better

  • @xephael3485
    @xephael3485 3 роки тому +27

    @AfterPrisonShow
    2:48 Why don't you enable the closed captioning feature on your videos? It can only increase your audience!

    • @xephael3485
      @xephael3485 3 роки тому +5

      @Mick Morley wow it looks like he did... or has someone doing it. CC button wasn't available. UA-cam lets you do your own CC or have auto-CC done via speech recognition.

  • @doomy330
    @doomy330 3 роки тому +7

    I like you, Joe. Have learned most all I know about prison from you. and it's always nice to see you posting these videos. And you know what, let people criticize. it's usually the ones that have no idea what it takes to do some of the stuff you did.

  • @yourgrandmashouse1970
    @yourgrandmashouse1970 3 роки тому +5

    Hey aps army, I just want to tip my head in respect to the people out there looking out for each other. That’s how things should be.

  • @brady3484
    @brady3484 3 роки тому +2

    When I was first going to prison on the bus, I was scared shitless. Literally. I shat myself

  • @lonniebutch2417
    @lonniebutch2417 3 роки тому +3

    I remember when bro just got out barely posting, now look at my boy 1 mil subs congrats g📈

  • @Lazy_One1
    @Lazy_One1 3 роки тому +2

    Hey Look , that’s it - my favorite line.

  • @southcarolinapatriot7812
    @southcarolinapatriot7812 3 роки тому +10

    This was a really good video Joe. Really enjoyed it.

  • @ghhhp
    @ghhhp 3 роки тому

    im fuckin dying dude this one of your funniest vids for sure 😂

  • @YdOntYaCryAboutIt69
    @YdOntYaCryAboutIt69 3 роки тому +24

    "Butt-Ball Naket and I'm crying", Lmfao. Real as Real gets.

  • @ralpharomeo7420
    @ralpharomeo7420 3 роки тому +2

    Dude is beyond hilarious! *subscribed!*

  • @suv4life
    @suv4life 3 роки тому +18

    The victim: she hit me, I called 911 but, I'm the one arrested

    • @gradyhwilliamson6408
      @gradyhwilliamson6408 3 роки тому +11

      This legit happened to me. She threw an alarm clock and hit me in the back of the head as I was walking away. Pissed me off so bad, I ran back to where she was (mistake), picked her up and laid her on the bed, on her back, held her down until she promised not to try to hurt me anymore. As soon as I let her up, she ran across the street and called 911. The senior officer that came told me that he believed me, but, since there weren't any scratches on either of us, he had to take whomever didn't called 911. Messed up system, sometimes.

    • @bo-boboski4118
      @bo-boboski4118 3 роки тому +5

      @@gradyhwilliamson6408 same but she cut me with a kitchen knife. Case was dropped. I couldnt even hit her with the restraining order... bc I'm 6'6" 240 lbs and shes 5'2 110lbs

    • @MaryTheresa1986
      @MaryTheresa1986 3 роки тому +7

      @@gradyhwilliamson6408 If you were going to get arrested anyway, you may as well have punched her. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

    • @gradyhwilliamson6408
      @gradyhwilliamson6408 3 роки тому +2

      @@MaryTheresa1986 I had no idea that I was getting arrested. That was the last time that I "believed" in the system. My daughter, who was 6 mos. old at the time, was in her walker, so I just held her until the cops got there.

    • @ericp9479
      @ericp9479 3 роки тому +3

      That happens all the time. I know no fewer than four people that’s happened to.

  • @jeffreymiddleton8263
    @jeffreymiddleton8263 3 роки тому +1

    The snickers guy impression got me😂 thanks joe for all your awesome videos

  • @n3aura991
    @n3aura991 3 роки тому +3

    Never been to prison but you make me feel like I’m there.

  • @tecraman8100
    @tecraman8100 3 роки тому +1

    Joe your definitely going back to prison because you just murked my ass with 24:49😂😂😂!!!

  • @forbidden1086
    @forbidden1086 3 роки тому +3

    Man I remember when you only had a couple thousand subs. Long time lurker and it’s crazy to see how far you’ve blown up since your prison cuisine videos in the beginning

  • @TrundlesLad
    @TrundlesLad 3 роки тому +1

    Tank Dookie is a serious cat

  • @rillo806
    @rillo806 3 роки тому +37

    The victim is like the fat dude on shawshank redemption who screams out “Oh God!!!!! im not suppose to be here!!!!!”

    • @TurdFerguson0528
      @TurdFerguson0528 3 роки тому +6

      "And it's fatass by a nose!" LOL. Hilarious scene until the guard turns him to burger. Poor bastard.

    • @rillo806
      @rillo806 3 роки тому

      TurdFerguson0528 lol dude scored on the smokes though.

    • @danielshaw2701
      @danielshaw2701 3 роки тому

      That reminds me bro, did he get beat to death by that wanker or did he survive

    • @rillo806
      @rillo806 3 роки тому

      Daniel Shaw he died

    • @danielshaw2701
      @danielshaw2701 3 роки тому

      @@rillo806 ah shit man, makes me feel even better that prick got beaten into paralysation now, thanks for replying

  • @SteveLoughman-ol1ns
    @SteveLoughman-ol1ns Місяць тому

    Hey Joe I spent 12 years in prison in California and Pennsylvania I love your show

  • @kylemcdonald666
    @kylemcdonald666 3 роки тому +6

    Thanks for the videos joe we appreciate the time u put in

  • @dakotatotten5355
    @dakotatotten5355 3 роки тому +1

    Been watching for a hot minute and I think your getting funnier bro . Kept grinding it works on me man

  • @jbdixon4020
    @jbdixon4020 3 роки тому +7

    I wasn’t particularly planning on going to prison anytime soon, but I do imagine from time to time how would I possibly act if I got locked up o_O

  • @hirochansaveng9970
    @hirochansaveng9970 Рік тому +1

    The victim type of inmate rather focus’s on the negative of being locked up rather than go through the hard time like everyone else

  • @joseppebatman
    @joseppebatman 3 роки тому +43

    Say it ain’t so Joe! You beat women or nah?

    • @wyldflwr
      @wyldflwr 3 роки тому +5

      He's got a video out where he talks to his ex on the phone. She says in that video that it's not true.

  • @KolaRaziel
    @KolaRaziel 3 роки тому +2

    Anyways everyone was extremely nice to me and respectful. Thank you for your wisdom God bless you and your loved once

  • @justin-nf3ep
    @justin-nf3ep 3 роки тому +5

    I don't get it I'm deaf as well and there's times I couldn't watch the show when I was big into awhile back and I always thought it was UA-cams messing up being late transcribing it but it's Jersey that created the cc??

    • @Blue-ec4dh
      @Blue-ec4dh 3 роки тому

      I'm deaf too and from I heard and can understand that Sometime It takes time for UA-cam CC to be turned on or being made by a person, shout to Jersey for taking her time to help Deaf and hard of hearing people out.

  • @flockoh9021
    @flockoh9021 3 роки тому +2

    Joe you forgot about the sleeper prisoner. Anytime I've been locked up I sleep for like 2 or 3 days straight. I'm surprised you missed this one!

  • @whiteangleofdeathX
    @whiteangleofdeathX 3 роки тому +3

    I love the old feel of this video 💙

  • @Colony08
    @Colony08 3 роки тому +2

    I added that to my list of shows to watch on netflix "60 days in". This video was very educational. 😅