How (NOT) To Survive LA
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- Опубліковано 4 лис 2015
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Now that I'm a 100% certified adult I have more time to make videos and drink gin & tonics. So I'm gonna try putting more paintchips and big flashy videos on this channel to see where it takes me. Thanks for sticking around, friends! - Розваги
holy CRAP that sunset
dodie! it's pretty ain't it
Dodie! ilysm
..might be stolen from How to train your dragon.
+doddleoddle that same comment though
HI DODIE
"coach why are your cheeks so nosey red"
"no its s sp I I'm sports"
I LAUGHED SO HARD
+Bailey Brianne he is literally me trying to be athletic
Lol
mee too😂😂😂😂
ME TOO
+Bailey Brianne so nosey
I'm.... A pretty chicken. *looks in mirror and accepts new form of being*
Same
Sorry if I ruin this but your nickname is now Chica.I'm just kidding.Unless you're markiplier's dog.😉
+Alexis McDaniel Nah, I prefer to be Lego.
+Ariane Louise I got a face paining that said Pretty Chicken And Proud. IM NOT TOO OLD
This comment made me laugh so hard.
watching this now is so interesting
This is now the most you video you've ever made
Of coURSE you had APPS ON YOUR PHONE
doddleoddle ahh I love you dodie!!
doddleoddle OMG hi Doddie!❤
omg dodie hi
what does this even mean, where is the grammar?/?
Here I'll help you.
"Watching this now is so interesting. This is now the most 'you' video you've ever made." And then she's teasing Jon for having apps on his phone about/for LA.
Two videos in less than two months? Someone pinch me I must be dreaming
where? (do I pinch you😏?)
+Luis Cabrera the boooooty
+Luis Cabrera SINCE WHEN DID EVERYONE ON UA-cam GET SMOOTH?!
+Luis Cabrera smooth af.
+Jesselyn Oyao gtfo tumblr
I'M SPORTS XD
HI CHRISTINE
im a pretty chicken
I'm booklion
CHRISTINE!!! Hey ☺️
Why are people calling my name???????? Jk im sorry XD
"I googled "I don't know what I want to be when I grow up and I'm grown up." and all google had provided me with is hipster memes to peter pan and seveRAL LINKS TO MACKLEMORE LYRICS" how long is it supposed to take for me to stop laughing
Didn’t do the same for me
You still laughing? 4 years later? xD
"Watched Up. Didn't cry... Almost, though." This hurts because it describes my life too well.
"It's like an introvert swiz army knife to dealing with adulthood."
where can I purchase this item?
where can i get one?
I heard him say it as I read it.
Hi Carrie!💜
+ItsWayPastMyBedTime hello lovely :D
CARRIE!!!! :D
+ItsWayPastMyBedTime When bae comments on other bae's video
+Paint hi ilysm
'No i-it's sp- I'm sports" if that ain't me
Me too me too
Juliet B omg right when I heard that I subscribed😂😂
Juliet B literally meee
Literally me
"Coach why are your cheeks so rosy red?"
"No it's sp- I I'm sports"
"(My name) why haven't you gotten off of tumblr for the past year and a half?"
"No it's tr- I I'm trash"
No one knows how to reply to this, guess I'll be the first
Thank you friend
*Hops over in a trash can* There can only be one...
Nah, jk. Hello fellow tumblr user. The world out there is still not safe.
Dude I go running every morning at 5 am since I can't sleep, I am tumblr and real life
I spend most of my time in bed. Summer sleep cycles are weird.
Once I realized everyone just _looks_ like they know what they're doing when in reality they're still big kids, the world became a much less intimidating place.
Omg it's Whiskermoon-senpai.
One of my favorite animators..
Haiii! (≧∇≦)/
Grace Ferguson Oh gosh hello :')!
so true
LESS intimidating?
Have you seen the big kid in the white house?
Damn that's deep
I love that there's a clock in the back. You can just tell how long it takes to make a video
Where?
@@beverlybuari4271 the back
@@savarin0 oh, found it. Thought it was a big circular clock or smth
Where I can't see ???
@@iamaboredpotato2007 it's a digital clock.....
0:28 HOW IS THAT SUNSET EVEN REAL OHMG GOD
When I saw Jon, LUKE CASTELLAN? HOW DID YOU COME BACK FROM ELYSIUM?!
YES
Omg I see it now
Well, he said he was going for 3 times
lien breens Yeah, but if he was going for the isle of the blessed, I would've expected him to be a baby right now.
#DaughterOfAthena! Which one are you a kid of?
what a sneaky way to reveal your relationship status.. xD
I see you literally everywhere. I just came from a CaptainSparklez vid and you commented there too! Although, I love your choices in UA-camrs!
+Nicole Rivas literally?
+Mikayla Snow Wait, when did he?
+ShokoFlow Other places too but I can't seem to remember every single video I've ever seen her on plus her own, and yes I know that literally is stretching it but that is how creatures of the Internet speak. In 'I can'ts' and Can YOJ literally evens'.
+Mikayla Snow I wasn't really sure if they did broke up or nah but i doubted they will still be together since she decided to live in another country
Good luck dude, anything can happen in LA. Just try and make sure to take any and all opportunities that come to you, for all you know being stagehand at a community play could (in literally the most convoluted and insanely bizarre scenario ever) get you director status on set at the next Star Wars movie. More importantly, have fun! Make music, kiss mouths, all that jazz :)
Thanks for the advice! I'm actually looking at some local theater to try my hand in. Hopefully it leads to something more. :)
+Paint With your level of skill, it's bound to! Good luck man!
+Paint So you're looking for a... hand job?
"I am sports!"
the very end omg it gives me life XD
Me too lol 😂😂
+Natsu Dragneel lol thats ironic because you are E.N.D
Firstly the fact that you're starting to vlog makes me unreasonably happy and secondly, I've never related to a video more. Learning how to adult is terrifying.
+meganwithoutah Thanks Megan! I'm spending a lot more time on these to have more content. :]
OH MY GOSH U RESPONDED!!!!!! HIIIII JOOONNN!!
+Paint HI JONN
TU ESTAS AMAZING
TU ESTAS BAE TAMBIEN
WE LOVE YOU
The name of our fandom is now PRETTY CHICKENS
+Shawn Wright i love your profile pic!
Death Phoenix the Fabulous Killjoy Wait. I feel like I saw you somewhere else.
Shawn Wright probably lol
+Death Phoenix the Fabulous Killjoy
aye fammmm
LEAVE THIS SMALL NEIGHBOR HOOD, NEVER KNEW I'D BE AT HOLLY WOOD (oh)
AND IT DRIVES ME WILD
Maddie Hirsch (Wi-i-i-i-il-d)
I love y'all
OMG TROYEE
I love ur profile pic
"No I-it's sp- I-I'm sports" "didn't cry, almost though" I lost it XD
Jon? Jon cozart? You mean, he's still alive????
Legit.
+dare99alex you thought he was did too? INTERNET!!!!!
How are people thinking hes dead.
The outro still says paint chips even though this one is on paint 😂
I was thinking the same thing.
OMG same I was like uh is this for the right channel?
+Angelina Winchester-Holmes Didn't he upload it to paint chips first? I feel like I watched this yesterday on paint chips!
+Sanna B Me too xD
Yeah he uploaded it to paint chips first, you can still see it if you have the link (I favourited the video while it was still on paint chips) but when he reuploaded to paint he forgot to cut the paint chips outro out 😅
The humor, creativity, personalibility and utter LOVE poured into this 2 min slice. You're like starshine, Jon. Never ever stop creating.
Here are some of the many funnies:
"He's here for his master's in history and I'm here to make history…by being a master" HAHA
"No! It's…it's…I'm sports!" :)
"Mack-luh-more" :D
really enjoyed this style of content jon! we love simple vloggy stuff. and good luck with LA, it's a city full of you people tryna figure life out, i'm sure you'll fit in
I appreciate it. I think navigating the city will get easier with time. Fingers crossed :)
Jon makes videos twice a year. Jack makes videos everyday. Jon has more than 3 million subs. Jack has less than 2 million subs.
Lesson learned.
I'm assuming you mean Jack Douglass, in which case is hilarious! xD
+EmiliaReins2000 Nah it's just some bros are too shy to subscribble
Cool cool.
☻Here's My Opinion☻ - Jack's kinda unfunny now :\
He's saving all that comedy for YGS 100...I hope...
😂😂 "I didn't cry almost though"
"I'M SPORTS"
WOW, this is the first time I've seen you talking! your personality is amazing.... i was reminiscing over your after ever after videos and decided to rewatch it and voila! a new youtube video! lucky... since it seems you'll be posting more, i have SUBSCRIBED
Thanks so much! Welcome to my channel :)
+Paint your bro is hot thoooo
+Paint your videos are freaking amazing and your singing voice on fire. I'm sure you can make it in LA man.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😎😎😎😎good luck
+Ada banana. be careful when you say "it seems you'll be posting more"
been subscribing to him since 2013 and i know saying that talking about Jon, it's a trap xD
+Just Another French Girl Right?? u_u Specially when he says so. Hahahaha
DAT SUNSET DOE
I know those feelings. I have social anxiety so bad I hardly ever leave my house. The only reasons I go out are when people want me to. Like if my mother goes shopping I might join her. I also don't know how to adult and I rely on her and dad too much. I have a general inability to generate motivation and determination and I can hardly understand this "adulthood" thing people keep saying is a thing. And I'm about to be married!! I get overwhelmed so easily and I quit sometimes before I even start or right after i I have the guts to even start. But I'm slowly changing myself. I'll instill in myself such a shock that I HAVE to change. I will change. I will be better. Somehow. It's been really tough. But I guess somehow I'll get there lmao. Thanks for being awesome Jon! You can do it! And I can do it too!
One second in and he calls us pretty chickens
Finally someone who gets me
Lets all just take a moment to appreciate how attractive he looks in this video😍
Taken a moment👍👍👍
Ah I saw this on Paintchips
samee lol
I thought this was a re-upload 🙈
+Gasoline Baby same!!
+Gasoline Baby Same!
+Evelyn Meow Oh! That explains it! I wondered why this was uploaded agian....
"Wait is Binge not about his struggle with bulimia or?" Omfg Jon i love you so much
Wait, I didn't realize he was from Texas until now lol.
I was gonna comment something witty about living in LA-THEN I SAW YOU REF BINGE AND SCREAMED
Also, is this a cry for an adultier adult to help you with your adultiness?
Yay Dan and Phil
The PHANdom!!!!
I found YOU!!!!
same here xD
I love watching your vids :D you have such an interesting personality :D
i would probably cry at that sunset its so beautiful
I have seen this at least ten times and it just keeps being funny
"I don't know what I want to be when i grow up...and I'm grown up." Best summary of post-college anxiety ever.
After Ever After 3 confirmed?
I feel like this is the illuminati of Paint.
+Nicole Rivas lol.
+Nicole Rivas
Half-Life 3 of Paint
+Nicole Rivas I spot phan
+Sasha Palasky Literally every video I watch has a phan commenter. I don't even know how.
I freaking LOST IT at the hipster peter pan memes and macklemore lyrics 😂😂😂😂
Jfc that sunset though??? I love sunsets, like I loooove sunsets. And I've never seen one so beautiful. I would've cried if I was there IRL tbh.
0:29 looks like somone PAINTed that sunset.
I see what you did there, i approve
This comment feeds my soul. thnx
+Hayden Brock *clap emoji*
You should write short songs commenting/mocking current events.
+lalalandhigh YEEEEEEEEES! Such a good idea!
THERE NEEDS TO BE A PETITION FOR THIS OMG YES THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
+contagiouscuteness Yes. I will sign that petition. Yes.
MAKE ONE THAT IS MOCKING DONALD TRUMP PLEASE
+Daan Mc Bo Burnem?
I want Connor Franta and Jon to collab even though they don't eve know each other
Sierra Nguyen I feel like Jon is #Tronner's baby
Remus Lupin TRUE OMG also tronnor is otp
Yaaaaaass
Adrian Portell saammeeeee
This is literally just a well-produced vloggy thing, but it is still one of my favORITE VIDEOS ON THE INTERWEBS. Like, I go to this video when I get sad because it's hilarious and always makes me laugh. I don't know what about it makes me love it so much, but I just do. THANKS, JON.
I hope this means more videos man! Cause you really should! Your content is awesome!
That's exactly what it means :D Thanks for watching!
Sooooo does this mean more videos???
+Emily Alonso yesyesyesyes
+Paint THANK GOD
+Paint EXCITED!
+Paint
HELL YES
+Paint It's about damn TIME!!!!
"I watched UP. Didn't cry. Almost though." Me.
Oh my, this is so supporting and calming. Making a mental note to watch this video again when I graduate film school in 2 years and start to panic! :D
Im I only only one who screemed whem I saw the video
Same here
+Renee Hendreson No I did too. My first thought was "yay you are alive, Jon"
No, I screamed
I did too!!!
+Renee Hendreson I understand that this video is terrifying, but that's not a reason to scream bloody murder.
"Wait so is binge NOT about his struggle with bulimia? Or...?"
Omg 😂😂😂
your videos lately are amazing ugh im obsessed its like i know all the words
Good luck out there in LA!!! I wish you the best of luck!! 💫
I'M SPORTS
JON YOU JUST POSTED A VIDEO THAT'S NOT AT LEAST 2 MOMTHS APART FROM THE PREVIOUS VIDEO. OH MY I'M SO HAPPY AND PROUD 😪💞💓
3 years later and this is still the pinnacles Of humor on UA-cam. I don’t know why this video is so funny, but, it is
He moved in with his brother...
4 JONS HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED
Wow that sunset was gorgeous
Introverts Assemble! :)Love ya Jon, thanks for another video.
Can we not, I feel like that would be too much for me
+kawaiipanda5 I'll cheer for you spiritually
I love you Jon! Best of luck to you! Your voice is so lovely and you will do great!
"coach, why are your cheeks so rosy red?"
"no, it's-sp-it's-i-i'm sports."
" Hello there my pretty chickens" 🐥 😂
The introverted adult thing really speaks to me.
So keen for more Cozart vids 😆
1:28 is googling that up now
+Macy Lam its true!!
This showed up when I googled that phrase after watching this
I didn't know you did film school!!! :). I'd love to know those books you showed.
Pls make more Paint Chips!!! wE fUkiN LOvE PaiNt CHiPs
+Raelee Combes will do!
"Why are your cheeks so rosy red?"
"No, it's, guh, I am sports!!!"
Hah me trying to be athletic XD
why am i so i love with jon cozart oml he is such a beautiful human being
I'm so happy you're making videos again Jon!
IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW HE HAD BINGE AT THE END. OMG
What screenwriting books do you recommend?
+audreyoccasionally Save the Cat is a good starting place just because it hammers out some basic structure stuff, although it's a little silly how "by the numbers" it is. I'd really recommend reading actual screenplays, that's the fastest way to figure out how to write.
+Paint The Hollywood Standard by Chris Riley is phenomenal.
+paint that's so teue
+Paint great books. great advice.
yup he does
Idc if he doesn't post again for 7,000 years....I will still be a loyal subscriber to Jon Cozart. Like they'll be a laptop on my grave open to the UA-cam page saying I'm subscribed to Paint...
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN IM GROWN UP AND IM ALREADY GROWN UP
If I ever get to "adult," I'll still probably cry at Up.
"watched up didn't cry almost though" idk I think that's an accomplishment
Got a little too excited when I saw a new vid from you. XD Congrats on finishing film school and good luck on your journey to getting rich and famous! :D
You are an awesome adult. You'll get by. Stay as yourself. You inspire many people. You inspire your viewers. You inspire me. Thank you for that.
"I'm sports"
I don't care what u guys think, this is the best video.
That last part was exactly what I though when I first saw the book!! LOL Love your humor!
jon's laugh when he said "goodbye neighborhood, hello hollywood" omfg i love you jon
I'm sports.
That Tyler Oakley plug at the end though 😜
"Watched Up. Didn't cry. Almost, though." I mean, that's an achievement worth journaling. Congrats, bro. You're one step closer to being a grown-up. 🎈
that sunset made me outright gasp "My God that is gorgeous!" Like,how can that even be possible,or real?
"Coach why are your cheeks so rosy red?"
"No it's sp-sp I'm sports"
XD
The ending 😂😂😂
Ive been here since harry potter in 99 seconds and im glad ur gonna be making more videos, and happy to say, ill be sticking around
You're talking about my life and it really makes me feel better to know I'm not alone.
wooo we missed you john
jon
That Binge reference at the end has me crying XD
(It's so true...)
I don't know why I love this video so much but I do. It always makes me laugh and I have watched it like three thousand times
"Watched Up. Didn't cry. almost, though." love it!