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  • @DoctorMike
    @DoctorMike  Місяць тому +288

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    • @Bobtasavior5956
      @Bobtasavior5956 Місяць тому +6

      First and hi doctor mike

    • @Pool_872
      @Pool_872 Місяць тому +7

      Please do more reaction videos to Dhar Mann videos, and A.N.T farm videos!❤
      BTW love Grammarly!

    • @DaRey920
      @DaRey920 Місяць тому +3

      Hi Dr mike

    • @maricruzcastillo2229
      @maricruzcastillo2229 Місяць тому +4

      @DoctorMike I send you a big hug for you also for dog bear and Roxy and when are you going to make a video again with bear, Roxy, your nephews and your sister You know I have you as my cell phone wallpaper and I tell you a secret you are my crush Secretly no oneknows And congratulations on your new puppy. ribbie dog. 🤓

    • @nathanchetram487
      @nathanchetram487 Місяць тому +3

      3rd and Hi doctor mike ur my favorite UA-camr

  • @Jay_and_Meeka
    @Jay_and_Meeka Місяць тому +1930

    "Isn't that what naturopath doctors are?"
    BIGGEST MIC (mike?) DROP EVER.

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 Місяць тому +52

      "Does Yoda even have testicles?" Is up there

    • @soapfoam
      @soapfoam Місяць тому +18

      Is it a mic drop if we were all thinking it?

    • @kanditraxel
      @kanditraxel Місяць тому +12

      I shouldn't have taken a drink of my tea before that! Lol Had to change my shirt! 😅

    • @JosueT-
      @JosueT- Місяць тому +3

      I honestly thought he was thinking of Nurse Practicioners, I was...

    • @hughmann1118
      @hughmann1118 Місяць тому +21

      I prefer the term "naturoquack". Goes along nicely with chiroquackters and homeoquacks.

  • @nopandakit8051
    @nopandakit8051 Місяць тому +530

    I love that the onion gets the absurdity of female contraception and menstrual products.

    • @Robyamdam
      @Robyamdam Місяць тому

      just wear condoms and take a pill: Occam's Razor

  • @theStonerKid69
    @theStonerKid69 Місяць тому +364

    You know what I like about the Onion? The fact that you can make it through an entire article of theirs without seeing a single grammar or spelling mistake. Seriously, I try to read the news when I can on my breaks at work and...ho man. Especially in the last two years, news articles from actual websites are all just filled with grammar and spelling mistakes.

    • @stefs3460
      @stefs3460 Місяць тому +40

      I have not read an Onion article yet but I'm going to after reading your comment! The grammar errors in news articles are so frustrating. The mistakes are really bad too. An example of a common mistake is using the wrong they're, their or there. I found myself wondering 'where have all the editors gone,' and now I know, they all went to work at Onion!

    • @JLF201
      @JLF201 Місяць тому +40

      It drives me crazy when legitimate and respectable sources have grammatical errors. If your business is publishing, have a good editor. If your job is writing, proofread your work.
      It's similar to commercials and ads that are so bad or annoying that I actually hate the product: If you want me to value what you're offering, convince me you know what you're doing.

    • @lifeisgood3995
      @lifeisgood3995 Місяць тому +9

      I started noticing the grammatical errors in newspapers 20 or so years ago. That’s when I also took notice that “feel” was being used when a thought was being expressed. That is so prominent now and it drives me nuts.

    • @Respectable_Username
      @Respectable_Username Місяць тому +6

      But if they pay copyeditors to catch the spelling and grammar errors, then that means slightly less money for the shareholders 🫠
      But on a more serious note, newspapers generally (at least in my country, but I assume it's a global phenomenon) have been struggling to earn enough money to stay afloat since the switch to digital and the steady decline in revenue per ad. They might legitimately have had to lay off the copyeditors to keep as many reporters on staff as possible.
      Which is another reason why I'm glad my country has a national broadcaster that pays journalists to report the news. I'm _very_ happy for my tax dollars to go towards paying for good, independent journalism, since there's such a struggle to stay afloat in the commercial journalism industry. Journalism _shouldn't_ be tied to a profit motive; it should be all about informing the public and shining a light on our institutions to keep them (slightly more) honest!

    • @WookieWoman
      @WookieWoman Місяць тому +4

      The fact that your name is "TheStonerKid69" makes your comment 100% more humorous than I think your intent was. Maybe not your comment, but the dichotomy. 😂 Also yes, absolutely valid comment.

  • @nitsua-fg2my
    @nitsua-fg2my Місяць тому +2137

    onion is the craziest "everyday is april fool's day" of medical news websites

    • @Flaspect_
      @Flaspect_ Місяць тому +92

      they aren't even a medical news website 🤣

    • @danieldmyers
      @danieldmyers Місяць тому +47

      It’s all sorts of troll “news” but otherwise agree 😂

    • @alltoowell_swiftie
      @alltoowell_swiftie Місяць тому +2

      agreed

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr Місяць тому +14

      They're not s medical website lmso

    • @PopCultureFan_
      @PopCultureFan_ Місяць тому +21

      They're a satirical website..

  • @user-kj2zi9ui1g
    @user-kj2zi9ui1g Місяць тому +589

    THE IUD. That’s how they feel. It was HORRIBLE, the gyno did NOT tell me how gut wrenching it was, literally. I almost passed out.

    • @xelnia2383
      @xelnia2383 Місяць тому +66

      This! I couldn't walk properly for days it was torture

    • @MrsWheezer
      @MrsWheezer Місяць тому +45

      IUD experience was horrible for me, too. Ugh!!!!

    • @shroomyk
      @shroomyk Місяць тому +121

      I love that Dr. Mike brought up how there need to be more pain relief options for gyno visits. All of it hurts (at least for me). They do give some meds sometimes if you ask beforehand, but there needs to be some way to locally numb things if possible. After I had a copper IUD put in, I thought I was ok but then I stood up. Almost passed out. Had cramps for days; bad ones. We shouldn't have to feel that much pain for relatively simple and routine things like pap smears either. I dread every appointment, but I care about my health. It shouldn't be this way.

    • @Erowens98
      @Erowens98 Місяць тому +49

      Funny how much this varies. My Gf says hers was basically a mild pinch at worst. Had a mild stomach ache for a couple days afterwards.
      I wonder why it can range from "can't walk for days" to "barely felt it".

    • @Nillu89
      @Nillu89 Місяць тому +33

      I had my very first IUD inserted about a month ago. Thankfully, my female gyno explained the whole procedure beforehand. It hurt like hell, but she was very nice, calming, and understanding, which made everything much easier.

  • @sbk1630
    @sbk1630 Місяць тому +85

    The difference between a chrysalis and a cocoon is that:
    A chrysalis is the life stage of a butterfly when it transforms from a caterpillar to a butterfly.
    A cocoon is the silk casing of a moth that it spins around itself to protect its pupa stage.

    • @PanthereaLeonis
      @PanthereaLeonis Місяць тому +8

      They perform relatively similar purposes though, encasing and protecting the insect while it transforms into its adult stage. My way to tell them apart is that "chrysalis" sounds like "crystal", and is hard. The cocoon, being the other one, is soft and fluffy. Either way, unless you know what you're doing and you got a good reason to, don't touch either, just let them be.

    • @_StrayKidsForever_
      @_StrayKidsForever_ Місяць тому +2

      Last time I checked I’m a human not a wannabe butterfly

    • @Archgeek0
      @Archgeek0 7 днів тому

      @@PanthereaLeonis Forbidden Secret! Insects that undergo such metamorphic pupation hatch from eggs with _two_ embryos. One stays dormant while the larval stage gathers resources and gets juiceyplump, then it spins up the protective casing and almost fully _liquifies_ in a horrific self-digestion process kicked off by the other embryo, which becomes the adult insect. Which is to say, a caterpillar in a chrysalis is being consumed whole by its evil twin! This has been *Horrors of the Insect World* .

  • @shroomyk
    @shroomyk Місяць тому +148

    Dr. Mike acknowledging that OB/GYN don't medicate enough for pap smears and other things has made my day! Doctors should also consider some kind of local anaesthetic for cervical cone biopsies. I quite literally have trauma and cry every time I have to go in just for a pap now.

    • @esteemedmortal5917
      @esteemedmortal5917 Місяць тому +8

      Yeah, I avoided getting a pap for years because of the pain (though I also have a condition that has vestibulodynia as a fun companion). I finally got one last year though I literally had to be on laughing gas and even then it barely made it more tolerable.

    • @mar-k7104
      @mar-k7104 Місяць тому +17

      ?? When you say “medicate enough” does that mean I was supposed to be medicated at all for my pap?

    • @gwennorthcutt421
      @gwennorthcutt421 Місяць тому +16

      @@mar-k7104 basically it can hurt so much that pain management should be routinely offered. i had to demand local anesthetic like 2-3 times before i was given it :/

    • @mar-k7104
      @mar-k7104 Місяць тому +11

      @@gwennorthcutt421 yeah mine hurt really bad but I didn’t realize medication was even remotely an option

    • @gwennorthcutt421
      @gwennorthcutt421 Місяць тому

      @@mar-k7104 i only knew bc i read about it online and then they offered after a few failed attempts :| unfortunately you really have to advocate for yourself. i mean they're interacting with an organ for fucks sake!! and the cervix always really hurts to touch, esp if you're gonna be pushing throuhg the mucus plug. it contracts bc duh, it odenst want a foreign body inside.

  • @RunningAWOL411
    @RunningAWOL411 Місяць тому +831

    " Don't spray your meat to make it taste better,"
    NO INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS
    NO INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS
    NO INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS

    • @MadSpectre47
      @MadSpectre47 Місяць тому

      Introducing new flavored lube in a bottle!

    • @aoneal3723
      @aoneal3723 Місяць тому +27

      😏 that febreeze forest scent

    • @annadavied7253
      @annadavied7253 Місяць тому +54

      There are products for that...
      But you're more likely to find them from Adam and Eve than from Febreze.

    • @KBRoller
      @KBRoller Місяць тому +19

      ALL THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS

    • @Gurlzup123
      @Gurlzup123 Місяць тому +18

      You know he knew how that sounded as soon as it left his mouth.

  • @Emika_12332
    @Emika_12332 Місяць тому +651

    Onion is really that dark humor cousin that doesn't have any filter nor sympathy

    • @gwenpicchi5719
      @gwenpicchi5719 Місяць тому +4

      So I'm an onion with sympathy?

    • @syerracurry6162
      @syerracurry6162 Місяць тому +2

      You are so cool give me shout out

    • @Criner05
      @Criner05 Місяць тому +4

      They used to be. The Onion is tame now.

    • @r_t_m
      @r_t_m Місяць тому +3

      ​@@Criner05 they're not "tame", they're running out of new jokes to make

    • @CrabtasticCrabs
      @CrabtasticCrabs Місяць тому

      Is dark humor cousin a stereotype? Cause that would explain why I’m only dark and only like dark humor around my cousin who doesn’t like it

  • @seghuolog2957
    @seghuolog2957 Місяць тому +35

    The reason why people don’t go to doctors is because you’ll be told you’re faking it; insulted and then get no help anyway. Not all of us are lucky enough to have Dr Mike as a doctor.

  • @melissagirard8661
    @melissagirard8661 Місяць тому +49

    Dr Mike has clearly has never been pregnant. "Do we NEED mixed berry tums?" Yes, we absolutely do. Next question.

    • @lilykitty111
      @lilykitty111 Місяць тому +2

      Berry flavor tastes better

    • @vanlannguyen456
      @vanlannguyen456 24 дні тому

      Bro... That's a Man.

    • @disheartenedboi
      @disheartenedboi 23 дні тому +1

      @@vanlannguyen456a man who's never been pregnant

    • @Mis7erSeven
      @Mis7erSeven 8 днів тому

      I could've told that he has never been pregnant without watching this video.

    • @melissagirard8661
      @melissagirard8661 7 днів тому

      @@Mis7erSeven OMG Look! The point! I didn't know it could go that high over someone's head...

  • @bluestar249
    @bluestar249 Місяць тому +224

    “He chooses to skip the gym for the third day in a row and eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.”
    …as I’m sitting here having not been to the gym for a week and eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

    • @tazzyanderson1192
      @tazzyanderson1192 Місяць тому +11

      One day I might choose to skip the peanut butter sandwich and go to the gym

    • @Respectable_Username
      @Respectable_Username Місяць тому +8

      Nah nah, the peanut butter is protein for when you go to the gym, and the jelly's got, uh, plant bits in it? Totally just prepping for tomorrow's gym session 😜

    • @Djorgal
      @Djorgal Місяць тому

      Meh. I've been to a gym once in my life. Though I'm not fond of peanut butter.

    • @ZeallustImmortal
      @ZeallustImmortal Місяць тому

      Going a week without the gym is better than most people lol

    • @gusmonster59
      @gusmonster59 Місяць тому +1

      I skipped the gym today. That makes it 15 years in row now...

  • @AnakinSkywalkerwasweak
    @AnakinSkywalkerwasweak Місяць тому +732

    1:37 saved me, they did, used lightsaber they did, no balls, I have. God that sounds so wrong reading that in his voice😭😭

    • @MadSpectre47
      @MadSpectre47 Місяць тому +52

      balls, I no longer have. Upset, Yaddle is. Sleeping with Master Windoku, she now is.

    • @roecocoa
      @roecocoa Місяць тому +11

      Regular examinations by qualified urologist, Grogu will have.

    • @espenstoro
      @espenstoro Місяць тому +7

      Instantly cauterize, lightsabers do.

    • @dmarti11235
      @dmarti11235 Місяць тому +3

      MMmmMMmmMM, FUNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY JOOOOKKKEEEEEE!!

    • @IanKayGee
      @IanKayGee Місяць тому +2

      Use less force you must.

  • @ahapka
    @ahapka Місяць тому +99

    Big mistake on the aliens stopping by. We all know they roll up the windows and lock the doors when they absolutely have to drive by.

    • @Mia-her8ii
      @Mia-her8ii Місяць тому +2

      no words......lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @harleyhart1497
      @harleyhart1497 Місяць тому +1

      Unless they've seen both Independence Day films

    • @Anon26535
      @Anon26535 Місяць тому +2

      "Oh, I know they're not all bad. Some of my best friends are humans. It's just... it's just a different culture down there. They have different attitudes toward violence. What can you do?"

  • @mkjirak
    @mkjirak Місяць тому +23

    Fun fact I just learned in my training about Tums. Antacids are considered a medical device in Europe and not a drug because they directly neutralize the acid without acting on the body in a pharmacological, immunological or metabolic way. I like to think they defined "drug" first and then realized they accidentally excluded antacids and some types of cough syrup.

    • @PanthereaLeonis
      @PanthereaLeonis Місяць тому +3

      Haha, yeah, like having honey tea for a cough is *not* "medication", because it's just covering the sore spot in a soothing sugary syrup. Mmm honey tea...

  • @CatBehaviourPhD
    @CatBehaviourPhD Місяць тому +691

    Mike please talk about how the newest male contraceptive was immediately approved for pain relief, but women are still told to take deep breaths and stop moving while your cervix gets pierced to shove a piece of metal in

    • @Nitro15
      @Nitro15 Місяць тому +12

      I thought it was because the men had to get surgery because they cut off their ⚽'s

    • @lilycreeper5246
      @lilycreeper5246 Місяць тому +3

      ?

    • @quinno5885
      @quinno5885 Місяць тому

      @@Nitro15there’s not a single male contraceptive surgery that cuts off the testicles

    • @spam-el3ee
      @spam-el3ee Місяць тому +2

      which contraceptive is it?

    • @Wendifur_
      @Wendifur_ Місяць тому +23

      I don't see any relation to these two things? Like what are you even talking about?

  • @CrescentX3
    @CrescentX3 Місяць тому +81

    12:23 They’re called Earmuffs! They’re basically headphones (usually without any kind of speakers, but some newer/expensive ones do) designed to reduce as much noise as possible. They’re commonly used on construction sites as tools like Jackhammers are extremely loud. Earmuffs are also the name of soft protective headphone-like things to wear during winter to prevent frostbite.

    • @carloshenriquezimmer7543
      @carloshenriquezimmer7543 Місяць тому +10

      AND those internal foam earplugs are the single use disposable tipe, reusable silicon options allow you to remove them to desinfect, they help scraping the earwax from your ears (hence the reason for the desinfection), and you don't need to twist them to insert
      BTW, 3M is already "onto it", since the 70's...

    • @BionicMilkaholic
      @BionicMilkaholic Місяць тому +6

      I hate the in ear plugs. My inner ear gets hot, which I didn't know was possible until I experienced it.

    • @taylorgreen9929
      @taylorgreen9929 Місяць тому +1

      And if you're in a really loud environment, you can wear both ear plugs and over-ear muffs!

    • @borrisyull52
      @borrisyull52 29 днів тому

      But the big difference is cost. So if your employer is going to provide you with equipment, you better expect it to be the cheap ass, bad for the environment, one use foam job. Bonus points if they provide one set per day, so you have to remove / store / replace them for each break. In fairness, some people have weird shaped ears, or work in hot / humid environments and earmuffs are not great for them. But I'd say 90% of use comes down to cost.

  • @thatfamilygames
    @thatfamilygames Місяць тому +70

    @doctormike..... Got a nair story for you.
    I was on the high school swim team, and for conference championships we held a "shave down party" where both the mens and womens teams did their shavedowns before the big day. Typical swimming tradition. We had a male swimmer who was Persian and was VERY furry; we even called him "The Persian Rug". Rather than shaving, he said "f*** that, I'll be right back". He leaves the house that was hosting the party, goes to CVS, and gets several bottles of Nair. He then fills a bathrub half-full of wam water, dumps the bottles of Nair into the water, closes the door, and climbs in.
    The scream that was emitted from the bathroom a few moments later was nothing short of horror-film material. He bursts out of the bathroom, runs naked through the living room to the patio door, flings it open and jumps into the swimming pool in the backyard. The next day, he did the shaving, but the damage was done. He had red chemical burn splotches all over his body, and looked like a nightmare so much so that the opposing swimmers were visibly disturbed by his appearance when he would take off his parka and go up on the blocks for his events.
    We still give him grief about it to this day, nearly 25 years later.

    • @clairecaines4051
      @clairecaines4051 Місяць тому +15

      I love that you are still friends all these years later….and sharing the story😊

    • @NellFace
      @NellFace Місяць тому +9

      Which hurt worse: the Nair bath or the decades of burns from his friends? 😂

    • @PanthereaLeonis
      @PanthereaLeonis Місяць тому +2

      I'm willing to believe that removing the hair with Nair is simpler and easier than shaving, but it has to be done properly! I hope he dropped the idea though, and went over to the trimmer/razor combo that is the standard for removing long hair.

  • @mileshorse21
    @mileshorse21 Місяць тому +38

    "I know it the itch you cant scratch but do something else!" Unfortunately my sensory prcessing issues will not let me until the painful itch is gone!

    • @starfishgurl1984
      @starfishgurl1984 Місяць тому +3

      Hard relate! Only not as much with my ears but other body parts, so annoying! I’ll take my high pain tolerance and proprioception issues any day if I didn’t have to deal with itching, lol, SPD can be very frustrating like that.

    • @sorcerousfang
      @sorcerousfang Місяць тому +1

      I can't stand the water in my ears after a shower, but I try to be careful with them.

  • @BeckieBooLovesYou
    @BeckieBooLovesYou Місяць тому +180

    I’m really thankful for chili milk. My baby is 20lbs and thriving.

    • @jelyfisher
      @jelyfisher Місяць тому +13

      So this was my problem all along. I made skim milk, not chili milk 😂😂

    • @raeperonneau4941
      @raeperonneau4941 Місяць тому +1

      😂

    • @kanditraxel
      @kanditraxel Місяць тому +2

      Ok, how do the beans get through there? Just curious! I'm looking right now at mine and thinking it would be kinda painful! 😅

    • @NellFace
      @NellFace Місяць тому +5

      ​@@kanditraxel Pureed chili would be okay, assuming you don't have a biter. Or mastitis. 😬

    • @lauraelliott6909
      @lauraelliott6909 Місяць тому +7

      Except now, your baby needs the deep dish tums to deal with the chili induced heartburn.

  • @CyclingM1867
    @CyclingM1867 Місяць тому +106

    That doctor reacting to his own death had me laughing the whole time. He reminds me of those videos in which experts analyse scenes in movies and TV shows.

  • @ChristinaJoy12
    @ChristinaJoy12 Місяць тому +331

    Why is nobody talking about book The 21 Former Doctor Secrets by Rachel Morgan

    • @kingflumph5968
      @kingflumph5968 Місяць тому

      Who even is this person? The only name that comes up on Google is a South African YA fantasy author

  • @-Juney-
    @-Juney- Місяць тому +25

    That naturopath roast was VILE Mike.
    And I love you for it.

  • @FIZZGIG-RARF
    @FIZZGIG-RARF Місяць тому +146

    PLEEEASE do a video about the lack of proper pain mgmt during female procedures! I just have an endometrial biopsy and they did it in the office with only nitrous oxide and i was screaming in tears.😖😭 If that was a male procedure, they would have done it with general anesthesia, no questions asked!! Seriously, though, this is a systemic problem!!!

  • @Viperclass
    @Viperclass Місяць тому +192

    "WTF is going on here..." -aliens, probably

    • @Nefville
      @Nefville Місяць тому +1

      Exactly.

    • @ItisJasmine27
      @ItisJasmine27 Місяць тому +1

      😅😅

    • @Mia-her8ii
      @Mia-her8ii Місяць тому

      aliens are why we are here lol, they know damn well what is going on lol

  • @y.a100
    @y.a100 Місяць тому +20

    3:35 high blood cell count caused by smoking/high alt/steroids etc is not called polycythemia vera, instead its being called secondary polychythemia. Main polycythemia or polycythemia vera is usually treated as a blood cancer, caused by mutations in the bone marrow ( jak2), polycythemia vera is not cureable while seconadry can be cured most of the times by eliminating the cause. I feel like its a real important distinction since pv patients go through chemo alot of the time blood lettings and have other health problems including high risk to develop leukemia at more advance stages (or other mpn's)

    • @user-fn1cd6mo9z
      @user-fn1cd6mo9z Місяць тому +3

      Another important difference is secondary polycythemia doesn't have the same association with negative health outcomes. Read an interesting paper on secondary polycythemia in high altitude populations where there was NO increase in adverse cardiac events compared to the surrounding low altitude communities. Primary polycythemia changes more than just red blood cell count, it also affects the properties of the cells themselves which isn't the case for secondary polycythemia.

    • @y.a100
      @y.a100 Місяць тому

      @@user-fn1cd6mo9z sadly i suffer from primary pv, tried to keep my comment as short as possible as there are so many negatives in pv compared to secondary, could easily write a scroll

    • @Helensrz
      @Helensrz Місяць тому +1

      The only reason I know this type of Cancer, and even the secondary non cancerous type, is because it’s the type of Cancer that Boogie is faking, lol 😂

    • @nanousblues
      @nanousblues Місяць тому

      Thank you for noting this. I was confused by Dr Mike statement as my dog had polycythemia vera at a senior age and the vets (multiple because it was a complex diagnosis) were puzzled as they said it normally occurs in young dogs, so they spent days at the animal hospital looking for the cause until they eliminated everything and declared it primary, even if very odd. Since regular blood letting was too risky and complicated at his age, I had to give him chemo for the rest of his days until the side effects were too much for him and he went across the rainbow bridge. He was the goodest boy. This disease is awful.

  • @mangantasy289
    @mangantasy289 Місяць тому +17

    About the chrysalis (3:00 +), when a catherpillar turns into one, it's whole body transforms into a gooey mass. Only realtively long into the metamorphosis process do all the cells re-assemble before the animal cracks the chrysalis and comes out as butterly (or moth).
    I really don't think that sounds particulary tempting...
    And yes, of course I know it's satire and I love it, but as an entom,ologist I just just can't help but think how the human in that chrysalis is going to melt like in a body horror movie....
    Mostly wanted to share that insect fact.

    • @DJHolte
      @DJHolte Місяць тому +3

      I might be willing to turn my body into a gooey mass if it meant I could come out of the chrysalis in a few months with a body that was at the peak of fitness and 100% healthy. 😉

    • @mangantasy289
      @mangantasy289 Місяць тому +1

      @@DJHolte lol, that sounds like dedication
      Maybe I've seen too many horror movies, but melting into a that mass seems like it could be painful. Which again, lucky for the caterpillar, althought scinetists are not 100% sure, but the seem to lack pain receptors.

    • @godrickstockwell1505
      @godrickstockwell1505 Місяць тому +1

      Did you see the study they did that suggests the butterfly still retains memories of being a caterpillar? I don't remember the exact experiment but I know it involved conditioning, so a reward with one stimuli and pain from another. When the caterpillar became a butterfly it continued to avoid the thing that resulted in pain

    • @mangantasy289
      @mangantasy289 Місяць тому +1

      @@godrickstockwell1505 wow, that's awesome. But no, I had not heard of it yet. But one thing is for sure, nature holds an endless amount of absolutely baffling and incredibly fascinating facts we haven't found out yet.

  • @dietotaku
    @dietotaku Місяць тому +44

    "do we need mixed berry? can it just stay normal?" by normal do you mean LIKE CHALK? no, mike, nobody wants to chew on chalk when they could be chewing on mixed berry skittles that will do the same thing.

    • @Qualicabyss
      @Qualicabyss Місяць тому +2

      Mike is really calling the only medicine that doesn't just not taste like poison, but actually tastes good, weird.
      How is flavoring weird? It's not like they made it green olive flavored or something

    • @gusmonster59
      @gusmonster59 Місяць тому

      No, we do not want antacids to be 'normal'. I prefer the wintergreen flavour.

  • @The_Orgin
    @The_Orgin Місяць тому +90

    "It's like if an IUD had a baby with a thorn". You became the very thing you chose to destroy!

  • @NateSnyder73
    @NateSnyder73 Місяць тому +17

    Please note: Mike said it looks like an IUD had a BABY with a thornbush… as a doctor, he should know that they can’t have babies if there’s an IUD involved😂

  • @KelsaRavenlock
    @KelsaRavenlock Місяць тому +9

    I'm actually happy for the mixed berry tums as the mint flavoring they use in their normal product gives me heartburn.

    • @kyleighnorton9741
      @kyleighnorton9741 27 днів тому

      wait correct me if i’m wrong but weren’t tums made specifically to decrease heartburn?😂 (i’m not trying to be rude in anyway i know how painful and annoying heartburn can be and i just find this to be pretty ironic and a little funny)

  • @toast2110
    @toast2110 Місяць тому +228

    Onions have layers, just like an ogre.

  • @ashleywynne1033
    @ashleywynne1033 Місяць тому +65

    13:36 "Which I do appreciate, by the way" in the most serious/monotone voice possible watching your wife sob over your future-near-death. 😂

  • @eXclurel
    @eXclurel Місяць тому +8

    0:27 I though he was gonna end the sentence with "...I'd be... Homelander.".

  • @glamourchick21
    @glamourchick21 Місяць тому +7

    Fun fact: a massage can actually help that deep ear itch! Specifically, massaging the jaw on the same side as the itchy ear. A tight masseter muscle often refers into the ear canal, which can manifest as pain or itching.

  • @firdevsnergiscan9495
    @firdevsnergiscan9495 Місяць тому +101

    I died when I heard “naturopaths” joke 😂😂😂1:03

    • @Kenzalina_
      @Kenzalina_ Місяць тому +6

      Yep! Came here to find the this comment. 😂😂😂

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin Місяць тому +3

      Unfortunately, some people do die from naturopaths. There needs to be more awareness of the actual dangers of ignoring real medical advice. Thanks for this video and this comment for helping spread that awareness. Long live science....

  • @Alfiy_Wolf
    @Alfiy_Wolf Місяць тому +113

    Dr Mike
    D is for delightful
    R is for respected doctor
    M is for mikes hair
    I is for mikes hair
    K is for mikes hair
    E is for electric slide

    • @NitrogenVM
      @NitrogenVM Місяць тому

      You mean masculine illegal killer e-boy

    • @tarakennedy707
      @tarakennedy707 Місяць тому +4

      Poetical

    • @Hazel_Storm_7
      @Hazel_Storm_7 Місяць тому +4

      😭

    • @NitrogenVM
      @NitrogenVM Місяць тому +2

      @@Alfiy_Wolf Maculine intelligent king eatrt

    • @aoneal3723
      @aoneal3723 Місяць тому +1

      Hope he appreciates your hard work here ❤

  • @emoonae
    @emoonae Місяць тому +8

    A naturopath has diagnosed a family member of mine with gluten sensitivity, then Hashimoto’s thyroiditis, and lately, Mast Cell Activation Syndrome. I have diagnosed this naturopath as an enabler of her orthorexia. ☹️

    • @albineg
      @albineg Місяць тому +1

      Very connected conditions though.

  • @aminoamina3297
    @aminoamina3297 Місяць тому +8

    The IUD picture you are using as a thumbnail is literally making everything in my body tense as I had an awful experience with my one and had to get it taken out I am convinced it was rejecting because the pain I was going through was awful.

  • @P1xelzMCBE
    @P1xelzMCBE Місяць тому +67

    Not me thinking Mike called Yoda an onion 💀

  • @jordanhoman0212
    @jordanhoman0212 Місяць тому +10

    5:13 Drano absolutely thought it through. More hair in drains meams more Drano sales.

  • @Jon1213
    @Jon1213 Місяць тому +3

    8:10 I'm aware of Vasalgel, which is an injection into the vas deferens that acts as a physical barrier vasectomy rather than a snip-snip vasectomy. Part of the draw is its reversibility: a second injection of a particular solution would cause the gel to break down into a mostly-water liquid.

  • @YeetLemon
    @YeetLemon Місяць тому +11

    1:23
    R34 Artists: "Yes."

  • @sirdiddimus
    @sirdiddimus Місяць тому +15

    The funny or not funny thing is my insurance does not cover anything related to ED. Such as they will cover T level tests for other things, but if it is labeled as for ED, they will deny it. How messed up is that? Just something I learned when chatting with an agent about another issue with an EOB.

    • @adamcravets5408
      @adamcravets5408 Місяць тому +2

      WHAT?! An insurance company denies something that every human outside of that company, and most inside that company, think is something that should obviously be covered? No way!
      On another note of stupidity by insurance companies: My insurance likes to prescribe before diagnosing. I had back pain. So they denied the MRI and required PT. If my pain had been a growth, torn ligament/tendon, cracked vertebra, deep tissue bruise… almost anything other than a pulled muscle, PT would have made it worse.

  • @gutzy417
    @gutzy417 Місяць тому +4

    1:57 This reminds me of how two days ago I went with my mother to get her IUD replaced. My grandma also went. She asked my grandma if she was still bleeding (due to the implanting) and I accidentally saw the area. I was worse than her walking out. I was pale, shaky, and nauseous. 😭

  • @tinaprice3194
    @tinaprice3194 Місяць тому +7

    "Don't spray your meat..." 🤣🤣🤣 🤣 I'm dying!

    • @mbc86xl
      @mbc86xl Місяць тому

      😳🤳

  • @anoob6614
    @anoob6614 Місяць тому +19

    the onion making those fake text to speech subway surfers video was perfect

  • @daphnea5447
    @daphnea5447 Місяць тому +14

    The confetti tampon is so relevant to me 😭💀 I got my first period on New Year’s Day when I was a pre-teen

  • @perennialplantmom
    @perennialplantmom Місяць тому +5

    12:17 Industrial ear muffs definitely exist and I'm quite sure 3M makes some. They're great in some cases, but aren't as practical in situations where you need something for single or short-term use :)

  • @FalconStorm
    @FalconStorm Місяць тому +10

    My corgi is very offended that you don’t like the term “loaf.” That’s literally one of the few descriptions of corgis that make sense.

  • @zanefreeman954
    @zanefreeman954 Місяць тому +11

    How does Dr Mike find and implement so many great video ideas?

  • @fabianthegreat10
    @fabianthegreat10 Місяць тому +59

    The Onion is no longer satire 😢
    With the state of politics...

    • @Flaspect_
      @Flaspect_ Місяць тому +7

      sadly true :(

    • @tazzyanderson1192
      @tazzyanderson1192 Місяць тому +1

      I am still broken over how much 9gag has changed. It is AWFUL now and was once the best place for dark humour.
      The last place left for dark humour died on that day

  • @sorrowfulnothingness
    @sorrowfulnothingness Місяць тому +7

    7:43 ad ends here

  • @SassyGirl822006
    @SassyGirl822006 Місяць тому +2

    Yes mixed Berry Tums is needed. Not everyone likes mint. Mint just tastes like burning.

  • @stellacalder5023
    @stellacalder5023 Місяць тому +11

    ...I want that moisturizing chrysalis. Dry environment + dry, eczema-prone skin = give me the cocoon

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 Місяць тому +7

    you can buy soft silicone ear plugs, that just close the canal and don't go inside like foam ones

  • @RudrVer
    @RudrVer 27 днів тому +3

    0:53 he sounded exactly like sean murphy from good doctor

  • @dragonofmordor
    @dragonofmordor Місяць тому +1

    I am stuck home with COVID, and watching this totally made my day. Thanks.

  • @NitrogenVM
    @NitrogenVM Місяць тому +13

    2:50 okay doctor mike 💀💀💀

  • @whatsthegoss3368
    @whatsthegoss3368 Місяць тому +14

    As an Irish person the pronunciation of ‘Bausch + Lomb’ triggered me😂

    • @mendmywings7238
      @mendmywings7238 Місяць тому +3

      How is it supposed to be pronounced? As an English person i would've pronounced it like he did except lomb would rhyme with bomb

    • @senorelroboto2
      @senorelroboto2 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@mendmywings7238since he's Irish, he probably thinks it should be be pronounced "Vark + Ahve"

  • @Headshots980
    @Headshots980 Місяць тому +2

    As long as the cocoon isn't gooey, being wrapped up in one sounds so warm and cozy

    • @4m4n40
      @4m4n40 Місяць тому

      When I think of it, I think of insect guts, which are pus like, which smell and taste very atrocious.

  • @3DJapan
    @3DJapan Місяць тому +2

    5:04 I think that melody is called a heartbeat.

  • @TheSuperappelflap
    @TheSuperappelflap Місяць тому +7

    Can we have an outer thing that I dont have to stick in my ear? Yes, theyre called noise-canceling headphones, Mikey. 3M makes those, too.

  • @Voicetaco
    @Voicetaco Місяць тому +8

    "Hims" would absolutely sell as a parody product in Norway as we already have a potato chip company called "Kims".
    At first I totally thought that was what it was aimed at and inspired by.

  • @3DJapan
    @3DJapan Місяць тому +2

    I remember my older sisters trying Nair on their legs back when it first came out. They said it burned so bad they'd never touch it again.

  • @gustavhertz5090
    @gustavhertz5090 Місяць тому +4

    9:34 proper bike shorts do have little pillows in them

  • @Neon_Blade4
    @Neon_Blade4 Місяць тому +10

    man i really want mike to react to 5min crafts again

  • @katiemiller8313
    @katiemiller8313 Місяць тому +8

    Tom Scott showing up in a Doctor Mike video was not in my 2024 bingo card ❤
    4:08

  • @lumialight8305
    @lumialight8305 Місяць тому +1

    Where do I find answers to medical questions? I can't visit my general practitioner for every question i have. the GP's i go to are generally like: "oh its nothing" to things that i feel are more of an actual concern than those questions.

  • @Wikutin
    @Wikutin Місяць тому +2

    There already exists moldable swimmer's earplug that you mold over the outer ear and let it set. I have heard they're not as good as the in-ear foam plugs for blocking sound. Of course you could always get those over-ear cups.

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion Місяць тому +3

    I remember looking at the statistics on most viewed news outlet by state in high school, and there was a state where The Onion was more popular than any actual news outlet.

    • @PanthereaLeonis
      @PanthereaLeonis Місяць тому

      I understand that it is popular, it should be, but I sure hope people weren't reading it as a source of *actual* news 💀

  • @R-am5
    @R-am5 Місяць тому +8

    The balls saved within me are of utmost value to everyone around me😂

  • @beckiehubley5798
    @beckiehubley5798 Місяць тому +3

    12:45 yes, we do need mixed berry.

  • @redfailhawk
    @redfailhawk Місяць тому +3

    What a crazy flex, that Tom Scott can type the alphabet twice as fast as Hank Green. Gods, I miss Tom.

  • @adritisengupta
    @adritisengupta Місяць тому +8

    Medical Memes reaction and Onion research reaction are literally the same😂. BTW, we want amazon medical products review please. It's been a very long time❤

  • @The_One_In_Black
    @The_One_In_Black Місяць тому +6

    "Dr. Hope's Sick Notes. Giving you credit." 😂😂

  •  Місяць тому +1

    We actually have an outside earplugs. Search for silicone earplugs for swimmers. I think they are made to block water, but they work OK for noise as well.

  • @aprila316
    @aprila316 Місяць тому +1

    Loop earplugs are pretty decent. They’re insertable but similar to regular earbuds for listening to music and have different sizes to perfect fit.

  • @jazzyx8968
    @jazzyx8968 Місяць тому +5

    12:31 To be fair I think the outer ear hearing protection already exists, like those plastic earmuffs you get at the shooting range.

    • @jimmybelanger1888
      @jimmybelanger1888 Місяць тому +1

      Yes, they are very common. I even sometimes work in places that are so noisy we are required to use them AND earplugs.

  • @zanefreeman954
    @zanefreeman954 Місяць тому +12

    "Isn't that what natropaths are?" 💀💀💀

  • @ArchOfWinter
    @ArchOfWinter Місяць тому +2

    That Tums note is the most medically accurate thing to come out of the Onion!

  • @choryllis6646
    @choryllis6646 Місяць тому +1

    Dr Mike nailing that Maxwell Sheffield look

  • @DHxJarsyl
    @DHxJarsyl Місяць тому +12

    "first, mothers don't produce chili. If they did I would be working them up..."
    So would I...so would I.

  • @breebrat56
    @breebrat56 Місяць тому +5

    0:45
    Chili instead of breastmilk…. 😅😅 If it’s chunky it sounds worse than mastitis coming out 😳😫

  • @clairealderwood1928
    @clairealderwood1928 Місяць тому +2

    Industrial hygienist here, ear plugs have a higher Noise Reduction Rating than ear muffs that you see on ground crews at airports.

    • @PanthereaLeonis
      @PanthereaLeonis Місяць тому

      So "ear muffs are a thing, but the plugs simply are better at their job". I have had the same experience, that ear muffs just don't work as well. Ear muffs also look really dumb on concerts, compared to the subtle ear plugs, and if you move too violently, you will shake the muffs off of your head and hit your neighbor and spill his beer. They are, on the other hand, much quicker and easier to remove and reapply, you don't risk shoving your ear wax deep into your ear canal, and you can incorporate radios for entertainment or communication into ear muffs that you can't in ear plugs.

  • @TeaLoverlne
    @TeaLoverlne Місяць тому +1

    Thanks to you and your videos I have stopped using q-tips in my ears. First week was hardest, but staying strong. Thank you.

  • @alishchamlagain8105
    @alishchamlagain8105 Місяць тому +19

    "easy way to get rid of putrid smell of expired goods" and....do what with the EXPIRED food?

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat Місяць тому +1

      Obviously, weave a nice cute basket with it. Seriously, have you been living under a rock?

    • @pkmntrainernumbers8111
      @pkmntrainernumbers8111 Місяць тому

      In the Victorian Era, people would add boronic acid to spoiled milk to mask the taste, trying to salvage it. They weren't aware they were poisoning themselves and their children.

    • @disasterbi8610
      @disasterbi8610 Місяць тому

      munch munch

    • @JLF201
      @JLF201 Місяць тому +2

      If it smells fine, then it is fine. Making spoiled food smell good magically makes the food fresh, and the food won't make you sick at all.
      I'm just joking. The real answer is to use it as decorative potpourri.

    • @NellFace
      @NellFace Місяць тому

      Throw it in my garbage can that I will inevitably not empty in a timely fashion.

  • @r3gret2079
    @r3gret2079 Місяць тому +4

    That clip of the dog had me crackin up good! 2:40

  • @carolineannmason3503
    @carolineannmason3503 Місяць тому +1

    Mixed berry sounds good to me. Mostly because most ant acids contain a flavour I'm allergic to.

  • @patrickdix772
    @patrickdix772 Місяць тому +1

    12:25 there are over ear style ear peotection options, however they often don't seal around your ears that well (offering less protection), are bulky, and weigh a lot more for the same level of protection. In some circumstances you actually need to use both in ear and over ear hearing protection together, since each on their own are insufficient for the expected noise levels.

  • @Festive_Vibe
    @Festive_Vibe Місяць тому +73

    Onion is basically family guy jokes but doctor related.

    • @jayantrajagopal
      @jayantrajagopal Місяць тому +7

      no, what lol

    • @user-ef9tb3ph6w
      @user-ef9tb3ph6w Місяць тому +13

      Yeah the Onion, famous for their all doctor related content

    • @loganking8435
      @loganking8435 Місяць тому +7

      Clearly you have never seen any content from the onion.

    • @hackerkiller2131
      @hackerkiller2131 Місяць тому

      ¿tob

    • @Flaspect_
      @Flaspect_ Місяць тому +10

      @@loganking8435 so many of these people think the onion is just satire medical news without realizing it's actually just satire news lol

  • @wordslvr5269
    @wordslvr5269 Місяць тому +3

    12:54 don’t let Mike find out abt the peppermint Christmas Tums

  • @tasoniagray9744
    @tasoniagray9744 Місяць тому +1

    Mike being his own hype man is always hilarious 😂

  • @AtheistDD
    @AtheistDD Місяць тому +1

    It is so nice to be surprised by a snipit of a famous german meme all the sudden 5:43.

  • @PandyEX.
    @PandyEX. Місяць тому +5

    chili from the brest sounds painful

  • @New_maker526
    @New_maker526 Місяць тому +5

    Are those grey hairs I see?

  • @WarneD1
    @WarneD1 Місяць тому +1

    12:21 There are outside of the ear earplugs. They are made of out a soft material like beeswax that you get warm then gently press them over the ear canal creating a dam against sound. I think they can also be used to prevent swimmer's ear.

    • @LucyDahlmann
      @LucyDahlmann Місяць тому

      I use those all the time bc I get swimmers ear so easlily!

  • @Dawn_of_the_Wizard
    @Dawn_of_the_Wizard Місяць тому +2

    Funny thing is I’m seeing this after I just finished HBO therapy for Osteomyelitis a couple of weeks ago 😂😂

  • @yourtransformationgenie
    @yourtransformationgenie Місяць тому +7

    In our house we call ET the Extra Testicle... 😂