ATTENTION CITIZENS OF SUPER EARTH. WE ARE AWARE OF THE ATTACK ON GREGGS DURING THE RIOTS. 'ELL DIVERS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED: ua-cam.com/video/fWsaAr-caLM/v-deo.html
@@anonperson3972 I was born in the UK but moved when I was young. Jokes about British women always annoyed me growing up but having now been back as an adult.... There is more truth than falsehoods.
Me kept dying multiple times in every planet when I see ops after me 24/7: Hmm that’s probably why I was a L DIVER this whole entire time that’s crazy tho💀😭
***SUPER ENGLAND IS PLEASED YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR ONE MINUTE EDUCATIONAL BREAK REFRESHING. PLEASE REPORT FOR NEW DUTIES, ANY QUESTIONS WILL BE CONSIDERED TREASON***
If they extend the colonies and gain more planets from the bugs, any chance we can bring back the "Little Chefs" and "Happy Eaters"? I miss those childhood eateries.
For some reason 'her majesty's....(fill in with literally anything)' seems more patriotic. Bit like 'yeah we've got a bird whose 'ed of the country, what of it?'
ATTENTION CITIZENS OF SUPER EARTH. WE ARE AWARE OF THE ATTACK ON GREGGS DURING THE RIOTS. 'ELL DIVERS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED:
ua-cam.com/video/fWsaAr-caLM/v-deo.html
sir yes sir
As a Brit, This is way too accurate. Get some Northern accents in there and you got yourself a proper British colony
Game of Thrones provided the template for the accents. No excuses.
Even he forgot we have a king now.
The Queen will always live in our heart, innit.
TBH I'm British and I keep forgetting that.
It'll be a cold day in hell before i recognize charles on my money
@@IceFire1800 i got a king charles £10 note the other day thought it was fake
I'm British and I still say for the queen
The taste of their Food and the beauty of their Women, made the British the best Helldivers in the Galaxy.
i understood that reference !
They are the whetstone on which we are honed.
Desperate to escape! 😂 as a Brit there's a reason all of my girlfriends have been foreign! 😂😂
See; the funny thing is that in Helldiver lore, Britain doesn't exist 😅
@@anonperson3972 I was born in the UK but moved when I was young. Jokes about British women always annoyed me growing up but having now been back as an adult....
There is more truth than falsehoods.
0:39 "Oi! This one's full of mushy peas!"
"Join the L Divers!"
💀💀💀💀
El diver
ah, i see you're referencing the american version!
Me kept dying multiple times in every planet when I see ops after me 24/7: Hmm that’s probably why I was a L DIVER this whole entire time that’s crazy tho💀😭
@@alreactionvideos5506 Please, the game is for people of age over 18+.
"Blow Things Up, With Hot Boiling Delicious, Scrumptious Tea!"
Ahem: "Liber-Tea".
@@easternrebel1061 whats liber? its only monarchy in the great london land.
A liber is the word for "___ pounds" here in czechia @@jeffwaynetripod169
It needs a Geordie Helldiver gan Radge on an alien
@@jeffwaynetripod169the monarchy had no real power anymore
Become an 'ell diver, the boss buys us chippy lunch on Fridays.
These British Army recruitment campaings are becoming more and more interesting...
😂
The funniest part is the helldivers were British in the first game.
They didn’t have the budget to get American VA’s.
They should had kept this as a theme, to show "what if Britain got away with taking over the globe?"
@BenieTheDragon what do you mean "got away with"? No one stopped us, we just realised that it wasn't fair on the rest of you and changed our minds.
Ehh bugger the American VAs. Lowenthal is nice and all but I want my British bois back.
A day in da life of a true brexit
elldiver
A store that revolves around orange samples! Nice!
"I found Super Freddos here!"
the fact that Greggs got looted yesterday in the protests makes this even more funny.
@@moleogod Greggs will be avenged
Oi hughie, the terminids done killed me wife and nicked me bloody son
SUPER ENGLAND PROMOTES @snuffluebunny539 TO THE RANK OF DIABOLICAL DIVER.
Become a proper geeza! Become a Helldiver!
I'm sending this everyone I know
Thanks mate
***THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF SUPER ENGLAND FOR OUTSTANDING DEMOCRACTIC SERVICE***
As a true British person I can confirm these are real military advertisements they run on live tv
UNDENIABLE PROOF OF SUPER ENGLAND'S DEMOCRATIC AD CAMPAIGN AT WORK!
@@chrissharpesVO yeah, still dunno how they keeping those stupid robot at arms length. Google seems to be increasing ai features. Lot
Not true, they actually showed a white guy in this one
@@leonrussell9607 what
@@doggoboi7026 look at british army ads, they never have white men in them
"Become an L diver" 😭😭
Blow things up with taxpayer money 😂😂😂
Oi oi oi! Do you ave a loicence for that?
"Her" majesty? The queen has been dead for nearly a year. 😂😅
Join, the 'elldivers!!
Should’ve added a random roadman screaming barely comprehensible roadman garble
I claim the rights, this day, to any advertisements made in favor of Driving schools that will use : "Become an L Driver" in their marketing.
***SUPER ENGLAND AUTHORIZES THE USE OF THIS FOR LEARNER HELLDIVERS. PLEASE ENJOY YOUR ADDITIONAL 3 MINUTE BATHROOM BREAK AS REWARD***
Finally. Someone of YT that speaks my language.
‘You want some? I’ll fuckin give it ya!’
‘Ave it! Ave it!’
‘They don’t like it up ‘em! Fix bayonets!’
Love this 😂 to be fair, if they were squadies all you'd hear is swearing and laughing
They have a rare sample shop over there??
Absolutely, we have common, rares, super and cornetto.
@@chrissharpesVObe careful with your advertising, HQ hasn’t cleared discussions about that fourth sample type
Eddie Izzard ‘Do you have a flag?’
Can't believe the Daily Mail made their own video game.
every victory comes with a cup of tea!!
Me when i couldn't get the omelette rolls at Gregg's yesterday.
We avenged Greggs:
ua-cam.com/video/fWsaAr-caLM/v-deo.html
@@chrissharpesVO Let's goooo we won't stand for such treason against his majesty sausage rolls.
"By the King!"
The snap makes it perfection.
Protect the Greggs for king and country!
FOR KING AND FOR COUNTRY WE ARE FLOODING THE RIVER(pov this is the 9th time a lorry has crashed into a bridge I am not joking
And the bollocks lol give us British people some credit we did own half of the world hahah "bang bang bang bang bang"
I could see myself buying a game of the crown taking over the world.
Become an L Diver. Souf East London brigade led by Major Rob “The Beaver” Beckett.
‘Blow things up with taxpayers money’ got me good 😂😂
For queen and country!
"Super Colonies" implies the existence of Super Australia. I guess we know where the giant bugs came from
Hell divers! Fight for the planet, fight for the crown. For life and the monarchy!
Ffs, it just feels like I'm in a work training video
***SUPER ENGLAND IS PLEASED YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR ONE MINUTE EDUCATIONAL BREAK REFRESHING. PLEASE REPORT FOR NEW DUTIES, ANY QUESTIONS WILL BE CONSIDERED TREASON***
literally 100x better than any actual british army recruitment ad
the ortomeatons have taken me bloody son
"Blow things up with taxpayer money"
Reminds me of a meme about the terminids on Merida, they would tare down your drill because you didn’t have a permit
0:38 That is well worth every penny to protect the Greggs for king and country.
Love how the store symbol is the same one as the super samples.
@@rowdsterrex7845 Gregs samples taste the best out of all the samples. 😤
The most unrealistic thing about this is that we somehow have access to firearms.
Super England's weaponry fires throwing knives at high velocity. We've considered this eventuality citizen.
Nobody threatens my Greggs and gets away with it
Cant tell me that greggs isn’t a national treasure 😮💨
“You’ve got the bollocks” 😂
@@AmyRadiance if you live on the glorious isle of Super England, you’ve got the bollocks 😤
@@chrissharpesVO I do live on the glorious island of England!
@@AmyRadiance WELCOME 'ELLDIVER. REPORT TO DEMOCRACY TRAINING IMMEDIATELY.
@@chrissharpesVO o7
"Come along, you simians! Would you choose to live for eternity?" 🧐🎩
Dozens of planets conquered and still doesn't use any of the alien spices
Raw helldiver diet is superior without any foriegn tastebud tomfoolery
No one spreads prosperity better than the British.
Bo''le of wa'er
Didn’t believe you until you said “my hand’s a bit wet, sorry”
@@AHoardyBoi we’re nothing if not not polite
This is what you should see when you load it in the UK
This is so good
as a british diver... I'm sorry. The only allegiance we truly claim is Super Earth!
@@SAR-1346 Automaton response detected. Please remain where you are citizen, so the local democracy officer may educate you.🫡
Amazing, as a Brit creature myself I can say this is 100% accurate
Also I just realised that the Greggs logo is the same as super samples.
you can take my country but NO F@&KING WAY ARE YOU TAKING MY GREGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mm, it seems the colonies are getting out of hand again. Tally - Ho then!
I’m British and this is true lol 😂
25K view - you lot are mad. 😂 Thank you for your comments - I read every one.
Oi, the au'oma'ons done me wife, and took me bloody son
@@CHEESY_SOUNDW4VE Oi, Hughie, we gotta kill robot ‘omelander and avenge the bloody queen
Now i have served on malevelon creek but i dont think im brave enough to become British
HIS Majesty*
0:38 As an American, now you’re speaking my language!
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FELLOW 'ELLDIVERS - NEW MISSION DATA HAS JUST DROPPED
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Why is no one mentioning libertea😂😂😂😂
@@HoratioRuss CITIZEN THIS HAS BEEN CORRECTED - MANDATORY VIEWING ua-cam.com/video/wM4o4xHVteE/v-deo.html&t
For Sausage, Bean and Cheese Melts!!!
FOR GREGGS AND FOR GLORY
This is so real
500kg sausage roll inbound
Light blue flag, greggs are still around
Is this the future Reform promises?
MY LIFE FOR GREGGS!! ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇ (500kg sausage roll)
"Thi hieol daeves"
I thought he was gonna say Gurkha or Royal marine instead of British or ‘Elldiver
Dying for a sausage roll now but annoyed that stopped meat and potato pasty’s
We going back to WW1 with this one 🗣️
😮💨
It's not just gregs being invaded tho 😂
Spread the monarchy!
50p sausage rolls. When was this? Was I alive then?
It was a better time.
*throws spices in the bin* "For king and country!"
If they extend the colonies and gain more planets from the bugs, any chance we can bring back the "Little Chefs" and "Happy Eaters"? I miss those childhood eateries.
Super Harvester, Super Little Chefs and Super Happy Eaters have been deployed (I miss those too)
Bloody ELLDIVERS 😂
For some reason 'her majesty's....(fill in with literally anything)' seems more patriotic. Bit like 'yeah we've got a bird whose 'ed of the country, what of it?'
Someone needs to forward this to spiff
WE MUST DEFEND THE GREGGS!!!!!
'Elldivers were deployed to address the uprising:
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the Greggs logo looks like the super sample symbol
The ultimate sausage roll sample.
"Oi, you! Shut your mouth and spread DEMOCRACY!!!"
@@StevesGenericIndustriesInc. ****THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN ENDORSED BY SUPER ENGLAND****
@@chrissharpesVO "L-O-D-S of V-O-T-S, what's that spell? *Loads of Votes!* probly..."
I'd love to hear a scouser redub this.
I might voice a Scouse diver in a future video haha.
@@chrissharpesVO DO IT PLEASE LAD
Elldoivers
Is this. Treason ⬆️ ➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
And the bollocks.... 😂😂😂😂
id fight for those Greggs prices again fucking hell 50p for sausage roll absolute bargain
MY LIFE FOR SUPER BRITANNIA! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧☕☕☕👑👑👑
50p sausage rolls is fucking depressing me, they've nearly tripled in price since then
@@theharvinator7935 Super England vows they will never raise from 50p again.
@@chrissharpesVO MY LIFE FOR SUPER ENGLAND
@@theharvinator7935 🇬🇧🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
0:50 - Was expecting "sorry didn was ma hand"
Its fucking hilarious cause you'd realistically need 3 varianta for the UK.
One for NW england
One for SW england, one for the rest.