The Complete Karl Pilkington on Money (A Compilation with Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

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  • Опубліковано 1 лис 2017
  • Yes, it's high time for a new compilation... Karl's views on the values and function of money. Highlights of this compilation include:
    - Karl deciding how much he would need to be paid to perform lubricious tasks
    - Karl experiencing the finer things in life which only money can buy, and confirming he just doesn't want to lick fish.
    - Karl complaining that the successes of working with Ricky haven't quite brought him the riches and lifestyle that he expected...
    ...And much more!
    Check out the entire "The Complete Karl Pilkington" collection here:
    • The Complete Karl Pilk...
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    Have a look at the The Complete Karl Pilkington Collection (all his books, TV shows and other things):
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  • @stephenstephen1505
    @stephenstephen1505 3 роки тому +32

    I love the way that Karl stands his ground..

    • @YouSmokeChed
      @YouSmokeChed 10 місяців тому +2

      He can never accept he’s talking nonsense

  • @chrisdenham7267
    @chrisdenham7267 6 років тому +266

    Nice one. New clip to listen to in bed. Evening to all the Pilkington sleep club. Happy listening...

    • @truckermatt4603
      @truckermatt4603 6 років тому +15

      Chris Denham omg I thought I was the only one who sleeps to kp

    • @chrisdenham7267
      @chrisdenham7267 6 років тому +6

      Bill Land.... nope there is alot of people who do the same again i thought i was the only one as well

    • @kmunyard
      @kmunyard 6 років тому +9

      Im an intermittent member of the Dilkington sleepers

    • @sheryljones3806
      @sheryljones3806 6 років тому +5

      Every night I listen to Karl and then I think try to listen to someone else this eve but no I return to the amazing Karl Pilkington without listening to more than a minute of something else as Karl is the best thing ever x

    • @garylewis6657
      @garylewis6657 6 років тому +1

      😂 thought this was just me, also...

  • @TheMornal
    @TheMornal 4 роки тому +36

    I love that Karl compared Rockbusters to Newton's contribution to science

  • @zarzanator1991
    @zarzanator1991 4 роки тому +96

    Ive never needed mc^2 in me life. but the fella who invented these compilations; i watch one a week.

  • @oneeyedchef4819
    @oneeyedchef4819 5 років тому +25

    hard for me to listen to this at night over my bullet. karl voice low so i have volume up hi then ricky laughs and wakes up my house lol

  • @greigsanderson9673
    @greigsanderson9673 6 років тому +33

    Love the zero adverts, Yak the legend.

  • @Maclunkey937
    @Maclunkey937 6 років тому +147

    Dear yak,
    You are the best thing that has ever happened to UA-cam and your compilations are second to none.
    Sincerely, a very happy listener

  • @DjbreedKronikaudio
    @DjbreedKronikaudio 2 роки тому +2

    No ads thx mate really appreciate it

  • @1035pm
    @1035pm 4 роки тому +46

    Steve merchant- “I’m from the west county and have never heard anything like that”
    Also Steve merchant-“so we tried to get this pig in the back of a Volvo estate”

    • @annika_panicka
      @annika_panicka 3 роки тому +3

      Lol - to be fair, Vera lived outside, and Steve was peer-pressured into taking her for a spin. Did we ever find out whether she made it to the party?

    • @thepontiacbandit7874
      @thepontiacbandit7874 3 роки тому

      @@annika_panicka You’re the best, Annika! 😘

  • @Clvrkz
    @Clvrkz 3 роки тому +8

    37:55 “not like some toad looking woman” had me in bits. 😂😂😂

  • @steotrron
    @steotrron 5 років тому +5

    My nighttime listening playlist. Thanks for these!

  • @danielhobgen6146
    @danielhobgen6146 6 років тому +32

    I interpret Rick's enjoyment of Karl as being based on Karl unashamed relationship with his working class background.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 роки тому +3

      Absolutely, Ricky has working class roots too so I think Karl reminds him of how he could have ended up!

    • @PommeLavande
      @PommeLavande Рік тому

      @@AA-hg5fk Not that that’s a bad thing. Karl is amazing. 🤣

    • @dpm2515
      @dpm2515 9 місяців тому

      In my opinion he enjoys the fact that he shamelessly Embraces his ignorance and naivete and recognizes he doesn't know very much. Most people in Carl's position are completely ashamed being a little bit less intelligent or knowledgeable and go to Great lengths to try to hide it... it's very rare for somebody to own it... I'd say it's more to do with his uninhibited ignorance and the authenticity of this character and personality in the way he owns it and doesn't shy away from something that he's below average at. I had a friend once by like 80 to 100 books and put them up in his living room and he never read any of them it was for appearances sake. So you would assume he read them and was knowledgeable. But I got to know him really well and they were all way above his capacity

  • @AA-hg5fk
    @AA-hg5fk 3 місяці тому

    The reaction of the people presenting Comic relief after the clip from Ricky, Steve and Karl aired was absolutely priceless.

  • @Ludspaw
    @Ludspaw 6 років тому +7

    you are amazing, Karl is the reason I ever smile

  • @crayottawa4700
    @crayottawa4700 6 років тому +5

    Great compilation! Thanks for putting this together :) Few bits I hadn't heard before. Cheers

  • @Andrew_J97
    @Andrew_J97 6 років тому +38

    Please keep making more of these. Can you do a complete Karl on Suzanne?

    • @TheComplete
      @TheComplete  6 років тому +18

      Sure will try to continue and do a complete Karl on Suzanne :)

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому

      What's the number for the fat arse complaint line?

  • @osamaabdelazizahmed7103
    @osamaabdelazizahmed7103 4 роки тому +3

    Please come back Yak I love your compilations

  • @magician33
    @magician33 4 роки тому +11

    Ricky keeps on waking me up with his laugh lol

  • @BggProductions
    @BggProductions 6 років тому +3

    Excellent compilations, thank you.

  • @kathrynphillips1086
    @kathrynphillips1086 5 років тому +1

    Thanks for the upload !

  • @prestigepme
    @prestigepme 5 років тому +30

    Did Karl just invent kitten mittens

  • @nocontextwhatever
    @nocontextwhatever 4 роки тому +5

    Too bad the volume varies WILDLY from clip to clip 😕

  • @roxmittens
    @roxmittens 3 роки тому +2

    Yak, you are a legend. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE!

  • @edgygamer9732
    @edgygamer9732 6 років тому +10

    My evening sorted

  • @victorjoichironishi2
    @victorjoichironishi2 6 років тому +2

    Top notch.
    Thanks!
    One more to add to the collection.

  • @styx87
    @styx87 6 років тому +4

    Welcome back Yak

  • @pgsmith22
    @pgsmith22 2 роки тому +1

    Some of their best moments in this. 👍🤣

  • @pacco9532
    @pacco9532 5 років тому +2

    ‘Money for old rope’ comes from ship building when people used it as corking between the planks

  • @PedloProductions
    @PedloProductions 3 роки тому +3

    I identity with Karl far too much lmao

  • @MrCheesyBaconBits
    @MrCheesyBaconBits 6 років тому +2

    Thanks man

  • @zak6115
    @zak6115 4 роки тому +1

    9:56, truly stranger than fiction.

  • @mariomusic8550
    @mariomusic8550 4 роки тому +5

    25:56 - 26:31 : I think we have finally found the true answer to the question "what is Karl's bravest moment?" . And it is not the hilarious story.about helping a drunk man open a door 😂

  • @edmunddonnelly3881
    @edmunddonnelly3881 5 місяців тому

    3:27 Fit 'em on your cat feet. 😂

  • @CJ_Yo_
    @CJ_Yo_ 3 роки тому

    30:10 - Ricky says Shitting then almost says the F word and remarks "you almost made me swear then"😂

  • @LukeFG
    @LukeFG 4 місяці тому

    Newton had his Apple, I have Rockbusters

  • @benh4544
    @benh4544 5 років тому +1

    What i dont get is at 13:00 he explains the matress story differently to when he mentioned it on The RG Show..

    • @Aalborg42
      @Aalborg42 4 роки тому

      It's nothing new. His stories change all the time. When he talks about his magpie he said he brought it to school and it flew away and never came back. Then in one of his books he writes that he deliberately left it somwhere hoping it wouldnt come back because he was sick of it .

  • @roslaighleis9296
    @roslaighleis9296 5 років тому +3

    I love the south African accents..... go springbocks.
    South Africa best in the world.

    • @pacco9532
      @pacco9532 5 років тому +1

      Ros Laighleis it’s a racist shithole

  • @Matty217
    @Matty217 4 роки тому +4

    Lol when Karl is trying to explain purchasing power to Rick, but he gets dismissed.
    Karl doesn't have fancy words or uni degrees but he actually understands the world so well. I reckon he'd actually have the highest IQ of the three if they were tested.
    Anyway cheers for the comp yak

    • @Naren25
      @Naren25 2 роки тому +2

      Oh he clearly wouldn't

  • @phil24jones
    @phil24jones 5 років тому +2

    What's the name of that tune Ricky sings at 7:55?

  • @nimilshah6689
    @nimilshah6689 6 років тому +5

    49:50

  • @danyellx615
    @danyellx615 6 років тому +5

    Oh my god yak where've you been? I thought the worst!!!

    • @danyellx615
      @danyellx615 6 років тому

      Ejuice Vaper sure

    • @danyellx615
      @danyellx615 6 років тому +1

      Ejuice Vaper lol I'm from the same place as Karl to us pants aren't underwear

    • @greigsanderson9673
      @greigsanderson9673 6 років тому +1

      Danielle Cunningham Your very decent x

    • @tee1up785
      @tee1up785 3 роки тому

      😍😍😍

  • @markturner4020
    @markturner4020 5 років тому +1

    Newton didn't invent the cat mop but did invent the catflap in doors

  • @animallover4955
    @animallover4955 3 роки тому +2

    You are happier with money

  • @nflynn
    @nflynn Рік тому

    JLS in a tub of beans!

  • @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616
    @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 5 років тому +4

    I'm a Female Karl 100%
    *Bit* *Weird* *Init*
    *Love* *Mrs* *Dilkington* 🤟👊

    • @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616
      @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616 5 років тому

      @@jonashjerpe7421 alright... Feel free to check my channel if you like
      Just got back from ibiza 5mins ago

    • @docinsano2747
      @docinsano2747 4 роки тому +1

      If you call yourself female Karl, you ain't. Great thing about him is how oblivious he is.

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON Рік тому

    Karl, having very little knowledge of how mopping and cats work. He has had a cat before, yet he studies the behavior of slugs and bees etc..? Love Karl!

  • @nimilshah6689
    @nimilshah6689 6 років тому +3

    18:35

  • @janed7774
    @janed7774 6 років тому +3

    When I was born my mater said I had a head like an 🍊 orange funny that ... 👶

  • @SlySportz
    @SlySportz 2 роки тому

    Can I wear gloves 😂😂😂

  • @allaboutedm8050
    @allaboutedm8050 5 років тому

    Is this from the Ricky Gervais show or xfm

    • @kaaiilleeemm
      @kaaiilleeemm 5 років тому +1

      All About EDM xfm original radio shows, as you can hear, they take these stories they’ve already told and reuse them in the podcasts later which is used for the animation

  • @e.t.464
    @e.t.464 6 років тому +2

    25:03 A good robbing.

  • @robertoseveno
    @robertoseveno 4 роки тому

    Lolz at 1:08:10 So you want me to undress you by a bloke and Karl's funny, kinda nervous laughter then saying Nah I'm alright

  • @samtraji1
    @samtraji1 5 років тому

    So did he get paid?

  • @eternalanglo4452
    @eternalanglo4452 6 років тому

    Fuck me, Yak is still here.

  • @pablodiablo7175
    @pablodiablo7175 4 роки тому +3

    I think Ricky might be a closet gay the amount of times he refers to gay things in both radio shows and podcasts .

    • @Rebecca-wite
      @Rebecca-wite 4 роки тому

      Ive read that comment about him on quite a few videos now 😂 so probably

    • @Ead32180
      @Ead32180 3 роки тому

      For years, I thought he was gay. I never knew about Jane

  • @toppatoppa5236
    @toppatoppa5236 4 роки тому

    You'd be a fool not to take the money but you'd be a fool to take any

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 3 роки тому

    Two men bully another man in retaliation for their own bullying in the early 80s.

  • @liamdude5722
    @liamdude5722 4 роки тому +3

    Is your cat making too much noise all the time?

  • @williamsmith666
    @williamsmith666 5 років тому +8

    "I'm not a millionaire-"
    He is these days...
    And sadly, Ricky's right; we all love Karl and his ramblings, but he really did have the easiest discovery and venture into the business of show. All he had to do was be himself, and boom, instant sensation.
    Didn't have to work all that hard for it; in fact, if Ricky is to be believed, he did pretty much all the leg work to get Karl's career off the ground, while Karl really didn't do anything (he kinda strikes me as someone who just isn't able to do things himself...), so if he bitched about the money not coming in, well, he wasn't out there actively looking for work.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 роки тому +5

      Haha Karl had a rubbish time in an idiot abroad though, it was all one big wind up! Karl deserves every penny he earned from it!

    • @Ead32180
      @Ead32180 3 роки тому

      @Paul Mcgregor but Ricky and Steve are hilarious but on their own and together; whereas those Skankdashions are talentless pieces of crap

    • @nickjohns
      @nickjohns Рік тому

      @@AA-hg5fk agreed. But he's being very well paid though. Karl really is making money for old rope.

  • @AP-yx9de
    @AP-yx9de 4 роки тому +1

    8:50 are you a couple of benders?

  • @janed7774
    @janed7774 6 років тому +7

    Is it just me or does anyone else wish a certain persons guffawws could be edited out if some shows ? 🐦

    • @misscathybland
      @misscathybland 6 років тому +2

      Or just turned down. Isn't everyone miked separately? In headphones it's murder.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 3 роки тому

      Ricky's hyena-like laugh is so loud!

  • @jameshickey1294
    @jameshickey1294 4 роки тому +1

    Perrfek just wat the doctor ordered 😷😊👉😴

  • @toppatoppa5236
    @toppatoppa5236 4 роки тому

    But at the same time why would u bring up any serious illnesses on your first date

    • @thepontiacbandit7874
      @thepontiacbandit7874 2 роки тому

      I wonder if he mis-heard her…you know the way he does!
      Or if he misunderstood what she meant…i dunno. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @nickjohns
      @nickjohns Рік тому

      @@thepontiacbandit7874 most probably.

  • @5uper5kill3rz
    @5uper5kill3rz 5 років тому +5

    Are you a couple of benders? Lol couldn’t say that in 2019.

  • @thetopherhaslanded
    @thetopherhaslanded 5 років тому +2

    So weird to hear Karl laugh :L

  • @joelm6683
    @joelm6683 5 років тому +12

    “Are you a couple of benders” would never here that on radio these days now that everyone gets offended over nothing.

  • @malkchatters1046
    @malkchatters1046 3 роки тому

    Wish Graham would keep in character and stop changing his stories.

  • @dazzfoster8825
    @dazzfoster8825 2 роки тому

    Steve has a weird foot fetish in this one

  • @camilarestrepo444
    @camilarestrepo444 3 роки тому

    The rampant gateway evidently bruise because option postprandially wipe toward a gamy france. fallacious, used arch

  • @ivantodorov3309
    @ivantodorov3309 3 роки тому

    Steve's cheap

  • @_J.F_
    @_J.F_ 4 роки тому

    Taking only the audio track from what is clearly video recordings is disappointing. There are much better compilations out there!