Hilarious INSULTS & COMEBACKS From Series 15 | Part 2 | Taskmaster | Channel 4

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  • @jonireson9946
    @jonireson9946 Рік тому +476

    Ivo: "Please stop using me as a yardstick for failure"
    Quite possibly one of my favourite lines of any Taskmaster series!!!

  • @iainjames03
    @iainjames03 Рік тому +398

    "Like me, your body is so much more shocking than your suicide could ever be" is pitch-dark genius!

  • @LN0927
    @LN0927 Рік тому +781

    The calmly gleeful, “Jenny and I…” from Alex is beautiful

    • @terijimenez4357
      @terijimenez4357 Рік тому +17

      I wish they wud have also included later in the show when ivo says to Frankie "welcome to thicko corner" and jennys all "WeElcome"

    • @stephenoxf
      @stephenoxf Рік тому +47

      the cruel irony is that Alex is wrong here, it should be Jenny and me

    • @nivyan
      @nivyan Рік тому

      @@stephenoxf Nobody cares about the truth/being right - otherwise we couldn't vote for lying politicians.

    • @giabarrone7422
      @giabarrone7422 Рік тому +8

      Where do you live that “me am from thicko corner” is proper English!?! Every English speaking country I have been to, it is “I am from thicko corner”.

    • @andrewwilson4624
      @andrewwilson4624 Рік тому +26

      But he is isn’t saying “I am from thicko corner” - he’s saying “me, over in thicko corner”. Alex was wrong.

  • @captainmercy87
    @captainmercy87 Рік тому +373

    Having Frankie on the show was amazing. His insults, jokes, the fact he didn't care at all whether he did well or not, all made his appearance the best anyone has had on the show. Also, hats off to Alex and Greg and other producers for having him on and not restraining him in any way. In fact, he seemed to have had a great rapport with Greg and Alex and it was a joy watching Greg laugh out loud at Frankie's jokes.

    • @kida4313
      @kida4313 Рік тому +30

      He was fantastic. I don't think he is the best, because everytime I settle on a favourite, I start remembering the other greats... Rhod in this particular instance.

    • @marycanary86
      @marycanary86 Рік тому +18

      @@kida4313 rhod gilbert was born to go on taskmaster

    • @CarlosMSotelo
      @CarlosMSotelo Рік тому +10

      @@marycanary86 Frankly, he was born to torture Alex and put his life in danger. Taskmaster was only a vessel for his true purpose.

  • @masternamer1959
    @masternamer1959 Рік тому +196

    "The third law of thermodynamics encompasses all the energy in the universe. That's more than your bowl and your fuckin' spoon."

  • @peterclarke7006
    @peterclarke7006 Рік тому +112

    "please stop using me as a yardstick for failure" needs to be on my office mug, and possibly even tattooed onto my forehead.

    • @alexjelly3657
      @alexjelly3657 11 місяців тому

      Tattooed on my forehead- ha ha

  • @NotoriousWhistler
    @NotoriousWhistler Рік тому +438

    Ivo's genuine heartbreak when Alex says "Jenny and I" 👌🏼

    • @TassieLorenzo
      @TassieLorenzo Рік тому +13

      Doesn't Susie Dent say if it should be "me, over in thicko corner" then it should also be "me and Jenny, over in thicko corner?" since you wouldn't say "I, over in thicko corner"? At least that's what I recall from the Something Rhymes with Purple podcast, unless I'm mistaken.

    • @stephenoxf
      @stephenoxf Рік тому

      no, you're right. alex is wrong@@TassieLorenzo

    • @bewitchedia
      @bewitchedia Рік тому +3

      @@TassieLorenzoyeah you take out the connective and the other subject (so here, “and jennie”) and if what’s left is grammatically correct it’s the right one (me over in thicko corner, not I over in thicko corner). Ivo was right 😭

    • @tombstonerforever9374
      @tombstonerforever9374 2 місяці тому

      @@bewitchedia Unless Ivo was going to carry on the sentence with something like "Jenny and I, over in thicko corner, didn't know what we were doing."

  • @Fortunateson69
    @Fortunateson69 Рік тому +203

    Poor Ivo got lit the hell up this season and I was loving every second. The photo of him having a breakdown in the “shed” (caravan) was my phone background for some time.

    • @alexjelly3657
      @alexjelly3657 11 місяців тому +2

      I’ve never been used as yardstick for failure! No, no, really x

  • @badgerlegion2
    @badgerlegion2 Рік тому +180

    Sorely missing when Jenny asked Ivo if he could get a refund from Eton.

    • @ProHobbyjogger
      @ProHobbyjogger Рік тому +30

      Ivo was sublime: “You’ve seen my father’s search history.”

  • @xtrapolis954m
    @xtrapolis954m Рік тому +448

    Frankie was on fire this season and I was all for it.

    • @MagicSwagget12
      @MagicSwagget12 Рік тому +37

      I rated his "idgaf" attitude, contrasted nicely with Mae's diehard approach

    • @mrquirky3626
      @mrquirky3626 Рік тому +29

      It's Frankie, he's always on fire.

    • @daninagy4173
      @daninagy4173 Рік тому +21

      it was nice to see some Classic Frankie, like the JFK joke during the interview, and the "most heroic thing" prize task stand out the most for me.

    • @felipemaldonado8028
      @felipemaldonado8028 Рік тому +5

      He became immediately my favourite of the season.

    • @PatrickByrne-e5v
      @PatrickByrne-e5v 5 місяців тому

      @@MagicSwagget12 Frankies jokes about cancer attitude contrasted with Mae's about as funny as actual cancer approach

  • @razzledazzle1683
    @razzledazzle1683 Рік тому +32

    Frankie and Kiells laughs are opposite ends of a spectrum and i love hearing either of them from out of frame

  • @baryler
    @baryler Рік тому +171

    15 seasons in and still funny as hell.

    • @whatsthatnow308
      @whatsthatnow308 8 місяців тому

      Nah, Ive watched Taskmaster from the start and this season is the worst. Really scraping the barrel for 'celebrities'. I only recognise one of them but didnt know their name. I'm applying for next season.

    • @PatrickByrne-e5v
      @PatrickByrne-e5v 5 місяців тому

      @@whatsthatnow308 you didnt know Boyle's name? then stfu mate

    • @garyconyers-davies5781
      @garyconyers-davies5781 19 днів тому +1

      @@whatsthatnow308 Frankie's a MTW legend, Jenny Eclair's great and the guy from Ghosts.....
      Not too shabby a line-up.

    • @josiahscurlock
      @josiahscurlock 15 днів тому

      @@whatsthatnow308 Sincere question: is that how you judge the quality of a season of Taskmaster? Based on how well you know the people in it?

  • @subbtopp
    @subbtopp Рік тому +63

    oh I loved all this cast, but then again that's one of the amazing things about TM, you kinda end up loving almost all of them by the end. My therapist says its called 'Trauma bonding'

  • @seanbristow3165
    @seanbristow3165 Рік тому +26

    Ever since this show first started ive been waiting for frankie boyle to go on it. So glad it finally happened. The man is hilarious.

  • @ITLLBGRAND
    @ITLLBGRAND Рік тому +42

    Frankie really came into his own with the quips and insults

    • @FluffyCrimsonBirkenstocks
      @FluffyCrimsonBirkenstocks Рік тому +7

      Came olinto his own? Frankie is a heavyweight. And was long before Greg rose to fame. You can bet he was holding back tenfold

  • @bexualhealing
    @bexualhealing Рік тому +12

    Absolutely the best series yet

  • @jonahthrane812
    @jonahthrane812 Рік тому +5

    This is probably the best series. I couldn't stop laughing

  • @EnycmaPie
    @EnycmaPie Рік тому +48

    1:45 In stores now! Ivo Graham's yardstick for failure.

    • @momon969
      @momon969 Рік тому +6

      Lovingly hand-crafted by total fuck ups!

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz Рік тому

      For when you need to grip your heid like a chimpanzee whose habitat in under threat.

  • @seldom_bucket
    @seldom_bucket Рік тому +31

    In another realer sense the british security service and the creative team behind the antiques road show are to blame. 😂

  • @sarahtries7617
    @sarahtries7617 2 місяці тому +3

    Does anyone else think Ivo is freaking adorable, or is it just me? Lol

  • @mikewazowksi7938
    @mikewazowksi7938 10 місяців тому +4

    frankie should be in every series. he doesn't even need to do anything. just stand somewhere in the corner and roast the contestants every 5 minutes.

  • @Irfanhill
    @Irfanhill Рік тому +20

    Jenny is so gleeful! A joy to watch

  • @JamesSullivan-c8f
    @JamesSullivan-c8f Рік тому +26

    In 40 years Ivo will end up as an old comic with extra dry humor, and it will be hilarious.

  • @jamesbutler6253
    @jamesbutler6253 11 місяців тому +4

    Frankie Boyle simply improves every situation.

  • @johndenverfan
    @johndenverfan Рік тому +8

    Taskmaster Best Show On TV Alex Greg Are Brilliant 😅

  • @bamleith3095
    @bamleith3095 Рік тому +43

    frankie was the funniest

    • @seldom_bucket
      @seldom_bucket Рік тому +23

      I've never seem a show where he wasn't.

    • @sonny9493
      @sonny9493 Рік тому +3

      ​@@seldom_bucketcorrect

    • @felipemaldonado8028
      @felipemaldonado8028 Рік тому +7

      And also, incredible smart. His jokes were so quick and on point

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes Рік тому +4

    Frankie is awesome

  • @chikitabowow
    @chikitabowow Рік тому +10

    Frankie is magnificent

  • @fugithegreat
    @fugithegreat 4 дні тому

    Alex was especially pedantic this season 😂

  • @VinhPrag
    @VinhPrag Рік тому +1

    Was this all in the show? I watched the whole series and don't remember some of these parts.

  • @SteffenThomsen
    @SteffenThomsen Рік тому +7

    Brick Top was great in this season.

  • @esteban280889
    @esteban280889 Рік тому +4

    Clicks this how many will this be Frankie lol

  • @MrSimonmcc
    @MrSimonmcc Рік тому +5

    Sorry Alex, you're incorrect. It should be Jenny and me, as you wouldn't say I, in thicko corner, you would say me, in thicko corner.

    • @senhowler
      @senhowler Рік тому +2

      You'd have to make it a proper sentence first. The most likely interpretation would be "Jenny and me are over in thicko corner" which would be wrong because you wouldn't say "me am over in thicko corner".

    • @combogalis
      @combogalis Рік тому +2

      @@senhowler You're right that it's "Jenny and I," but that wasn't his planned sentence. He was interrupted mid-sentence, but it was clear it was going to be something like, "Me and Jenny, over in thicko corner, could not provide an answer as to why there were five eggs," since it was a revision of his previous statement.
      Still should be "Jenny and I," though since they're still the subject of the sentence, not an object.

  • @Griff78
    @Griff78 11 місяців тому +1

    Russell Howard looks different

  • @SleepLess_Plays
    @SleepLess_Plays 10 місяців тому +4

    Most seasons it's 5 comedians, but I feel like this one was 4 comedians and Mae Martin, she also NEVER laughs at anything, just a chuckle here and there

    • @koushuu
      @koushuu 10 місяців тому

      So the same as Victoria Coren-Mitchell in her series then

    • @mahdizaker1773
      @mahdizaker1773 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@koushuu
      Victoria was brilliant
      and FUNNY
      opposite of boring bland Mae

  • @johnskrip7174
    @johnskrip7174 9 місяців тому +1

    I think Frankie is the best contestant ever

  • @kevinh96
    @kevinh96 5 місяців тому

    Whose the 12 year old on the end?.

  • @TheOneCleanHippy
    @TheOneCleanHippy Рік тому +13

    Notice how none of these comebacks or insults came from Mae Martin. They were one of the most boring contestants in the history of this show.

    • @bewitchedia
      @bewitchedia Рік тому +4

      fr. so glad kiell is filling in for CoC

    • @dp-g5i
      @dp-g5i Рік тому +3

      ​@@bewitchediaand he was incredibly entertaining on it

    • @LBullockPW
      @LBullockPW Рік тому +5

      Oh thank goodness. I thought I was the only one who felt that way. They dragged the season down for me.

    • @mikewazowksi7938
      @mikewazowksi7938 10 місяців тому

      i think their interpretation of the tasks are wonderful but yeah.. not really a lot of quippy moments from mae

    • @PatrickByrne-e5v
      @PatrickByrne-e5v 5 місяців тому

      Apparently shes a Second City alumni. Theyve obviously gone downhill. Used to be some of the funniest bstards in the world comin out of there

  • @LilyGoth
    @LilyGoth 6 місяців тому

    😂😂

  • @CredibleHulk10
    @CredibleHulk10 6 місяців тому

    I haven't watched every season yet, but this certainly has to be a contender for worst contestants, yes?

  • @8bitbonsai
    @8bitbonsai Рік тому +9

    everyone was really funny and then there was mae martin who was as bland as a white sheet of paper

    • @ZesPak
      @ZesPak Рік тому +9

      I thought her try hard attitude nicely contrasted Frankie. If none of them didn't give an f, it would be less funny.

    • @grahamlowe314
      @grahamlowe314 Рік тому +3

      @@ZesPak
      She wasn’t funny she just tried to win

    • @LostInWotsoever
      @LostInWotsoever Рік тому

      She sucked the life out of the whole show, really dull, bland and teacher's pet

    • @dp-g5i
      @dp-g5i Рік тому +7

      When you look at the overall dynamic, it was good to have very different people, Frankie who just didn't give a shit, Ivo who was polite but incompetent, Jenny who was just very happy to be there and have fun, Kiell who was a maverick and Mae who was a tryhard, and them all being different complemented each other well.
      Looking at the contestants individually though, I agree that Mae is as bland as a white sheet of paper.

  • @Fiidnrnhr
    @Fiidnrnhr Рік тому +6

    Most of these don’t really work without the context.

  • @pfft5275
    @pfft5275 Рік тому +10

    I'm pretty sure "Jenny and I" would be wrong. If you remove the other person's name from the sentence it's easier to tell, and "I, in thicko corner" wouldn't work.

    • @Dilmahkana
      @Dilmahkana Рік тому +10

      Isn't it standard grammer to list others' names first? It's just we ignore it usually. Regardless, "and I, over in thicko corner.." works, its just not very modern. I think so anyway..

    • @r.vanderspek3572
      @r.vanderspek3572 Рік тому +18

      "I, in thicko corner, ..." works just fine, I think.

    • @CrashSable
      @CrashSable Рік тому +5

      depends on what the rest of the sentence would have been. I guess we'll never know, thanks to Alex's interruption

    • @combogalis
      @combogalis Рік тому +2

      @@CrashSable We do know what it would have been though. He was revising his previous statement after Alex corrected him about who figured out why there were five eggs. The final, /correct/ version would have been, "Jenny and I, over in thicko corner, could not guess why there were five eggs."

    • @timq6224
      @timq6224 10 місяців тому

      I is the subject, me is the object. It would be "I am in thicko corner" or "In thicko corner is me" It's just how grammar works. "in thicko corner" is merely a prepositional phrase. The complete sentence would be more like "I, in thicko corner, didn't understand." "I didn't understand" being the actual sentence and "in thicko corner" being nothing more than a descriptive phrase.

  • @VonBlade
    @VonBlade 5 місяців тому

    Dear editor. Chill the fuck out. This isn't Vine.

  • @5ynth3ticNZ
    @5ynth3ticNZ Рік тому +21

    Even in the out takes, Mae isn't funny.
    I still think the joke of the show is going way over her head... But she tried.

    • @cephalogenic
      @cephalogenic Рік тому +7

      and yet she won her season.

    • @sonny9493
      @sonny9493 Рік тому +32

      ​@@cephalogenicand as frankie said "who gives a f"

    • @studentdrake
      @studentdrake Рік тому +8

      ​@@cephalogenicdo you think taskmaster is an actual game show?

    • @CrashSable
      @CrashSable Рік тому +17

      @@studentdrake Ed Gamble would fight you over that topic

    • @studentdrake
      @studentdrake Рік тому +2

      @@CrashSable I could take him.

  • @runnersp1985
    @runnersp1985 9 місяців тому +2

    Tokenism, thy name is Mae Martin.

  • @jackp692
    @jackp692 Рік тому +9

    May was as entertaining as a snail

    • @PatrickByrne-e5v
      @PatrickByrne-e5v 5 місяців тому +1

      thats mean. I seen way more interesting snails

  • @attlee2010
    @attlee2010 Рік тому +2

    Is this supposed to be funny? Frankie is the only comedian there

    • @FluffyCrimsonBirkenstocks
      @FluffyCrimsonBirkenstocks Рік тому +2

      Ivos helplessness and panic attacks do throw him into the category too since he's able to entertain well using them.

  • @craigbennett3627
    @craigbennett3627 Рік тому +3

    wow, that blonde dude is a chick?

  • @rathenn6959
    @rathenn6959 Рік тому +5

    The contestants are far weaker this series. Way less funny, interesting and recognisable who they even are outside of Frankie who's washed up.

    • @ajorngjdonaydbr
      @ajorngjdonaydbr Рік тому +45

      Congratulations on confirming you know f*ck all 🤣

    • @peterclarke7006
      @peterclarke7006 Рік тому +10

      There's always one who not only can't keep up, but doesn't realise they're dragging the whole group back.
      Congratulations. This season it was you!
      Go back to watching Love Island, ya bellend. 😂

  • @Motty1066
    @Motty1066 Рік тому

    I find Ivo Graham unbearable. On the same level as Tom Huddleston and Boris ****ing Johnson. Sorry.

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 Рік тому +4

      Why? Nobody is more self-aware about his poshness, and few if any use it to greater effect in their comedy. I absolutely love Ivo Graham, I think he's one of the funniest comedians in the UK right now. And that is saying something

  • @PatrickByrne-e5v
    @PatrickByrne-e5v 5 місяців тому

    All due respect, without Frankie this would be nearly unwatchable. Only time Greg felt insecure which is quite funny in itself tho lol I would love to see Frankie as the taskmaster for a couple episodes... Taskmaster Nights perhaps ha

  • @Teladian2
    @Teladian2 Рік тому +8

    Frankie Boyle is fuxking brutal

    • @PatrickByrne-e5v
      @PatrickByrne-e5v 5 місяців тому

      This is the softest ive ever seen him and yet the rest of the contestants are so flippin bland he comes across as that. If he really wanted to be brutal...... he could be

  • @timrthoward7007
    @timrthoward7007 Рік тому +6

    There are levels to this, Frankie is above the rest

  • @5ilasTheViru5
    @5ilasTheViru5 10 місяців тому +3

    Mae Martin has to be the blandest person alive. I refuse to believe she is a comic. Granola has more personality. Oatmeal is funnier. I bet she blames this failure on men, because NOTHING is her fault.