Winning with EVERY Character in Elite Smash
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Ok but what's even more messed up about CowCowCow is that they have been playing with this ruleset for more than 4 hours.
worse this was over multiple days
genuinely a fucking machine, im scared of the wrath of CowCowCow
So only 10 games or so for him
Gotta keep up the grind
I wonder: Is he purposely being laggy? Can you even do that? Or does he just have really bad Internet?
5:40 "Oh this is a spot dodge kind of guy." Followed by immediately wrecking his shit. I wish I could read people the way Jacob can, holy shit. That had me laughing way too hard.
Same lol
Ace...I see you
Honestly when I saw him do it in the past, I just tried to mimmick it, and then I realized, you just have to have complete faith that your opponent doesn't know what their doing.
@@solidalias that’s basically it. you can’t give them the benefit of ANY doubts
@@mamba7160 exactly, the second you think they arent paid actors, youve already lost the mental game
Cow cow cow truly showing up like a Pokémon rival, inconveniently and consistently
surprised there's only 1 reply. I'll be the 2nd
Straight facts
I'll be the 4th reply
He be like: "Prepare for trouble!"
@@minecraftengineer1877 and make it triple (finish)
CowCowCow is like that boss in an rpg that you have to fight multiple times at every major story beat and then joins you in the last few chapters of the game. We'll see them again.
SO TRUE!
Jump Force…
Dang, you just predicted a character in the story I made up. I thought of a character that does exactly that.
CowCowCow is the Imprisoned
@@MosesX-Labs no offense of your way of writing but it's pretty generic
CowCowCow: **exists**
The two Lucinas: Finally, a worthy opponent!
And ironwill is still waiting for his k rool in elite smash
@@isiticy8575 I ran into him yesterday he in elite smash and a lot better lol
@@mr.supersonicultra9131 what a chad
@@ShadowSorel true
Our battle shall be legendary!!!!!!!!!
34:58 Damn, you got me.
I haven't played Ultimate, so for a second there I genuinely thought that Sephiroth's final smash was the entire uncut Supernova cinematic.
That would've been hilarious and so, so evil.
Well, it is. It just goes by really fast. Jacob slowed it down so he could fit the entire bit in
No, that video he put was from the actual game sephiroth is from, the one in ultimate is much different
Cowcowcow levels of evil
@@toymaster4041its the full cutscene just in high quality and sped up
COWCOWCOW BEST ANIME VILLAIN
Yea
agreed
ye
yep this is accurate
If beforehand you drive all your characters into the ground then you can perform cowcowcow skip
I like to imagine cowcowcow isn't even a person. He's just an unstoppable force of nature that exists to make online smash that extra bit more tedious.
They're just a bot created by nintendo to make online smash worse lol
That’s everyone on online smash bros
Competitive: “No items, Fox only, final destination”
Casual: “8 players, items on, RANDOM”
COWCOWCOW: “ *3 stock, 300 stamina, seven minute timer* “
So true
pokemon trainer only
Fox only is a melee-only thing though
Did anyone else notice that CowCowCow had Small Battlefield Only turned on?
Ive never understood why people think FD is the fairest stage there is, its actually pretty bad compared to some others. I am very fun a parti-
COWCOWCOW WE ARE COMIN FOR *YOU!!!!*
Aaron don’t make me revoke your internet privileges again.
@@nocturnables bruh.
Man I have run into CowCowCow soo many times the moment that he described the rule set and that it was squirtle, I knew it was CowCowCow
mommy im scared
I'm grabbing the base ball bat. I'm coming for your knee caps.
"Power has an expiration date, but then again, don't we all."
That's such a raw line wow
Where?
@@alexanderouellette3686 during the Sephiroth bit, when he was playing Mii Brawler XD
Also its paraphrasing from a line in star wars visions
@@alexanderouellette3686 36:10
My back hurts
35:02 one of the best bits on this channel
The goth twink bit
35:00 This is all I need for a Sephiroth video on the channel. This 2 minute dialogue of Alpharad spewing out random bullcrap about a tall silver haired dude with mommy issues and incest while mass destruction happens in the background just put a smile on my face. And Ultimately (original joke) that's what I come to this channel for, a smile and some laughs. So thank you Alpha, for this great Ultimate content and content period over the past 3 years and all the time you've been on UA-cam. Can't wait to see what happens next.
This was my favorite part of the video. The way he delivered it SENT me 😂
@Pelle_Knight _ Good Game :)
Every COWCOWCOW battle :
3:34 as fox
9:42 as Dr.Mario
12:38 as Ganondorf
16:52 as Snake
COWCOWCOW arc is the best piece of writing that Alpha has done
Oh… I m at 20:00 and waiting for more CowCowCow
ironwill where are you!
What’s the music for the first fox battle
@@illucidate3749 My personal favorite arc was the king k rool saga in the getting everyone into elite smash video
29:09 "He hits like a drunk uncle"
Thats going in the vault.
28:42 SAVED BY THE SHIELD BREAK ANIMATION LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Are you just never going to upload again? Because 3.5 characters have released since your last video.
True
Good to see you here Yahi
haha funny man amongus
yahi?
I do think Jacob’s biggest strengths in content creation are his brand of comedy, editing prowess and versatility. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively fantastic regular/deluxe creator, every time he does great he actually is. He’s like the real life Bandana Waddle Dee: High tier with a sick as fuck complex.
I do think Jacob’s biggest strengths in content creation are his brand of comedy, editing prowess and versatility. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively fantastic regular/deluxe creator, every time he does great he actually is. He’s like the real life Bandana Waddle Dee: High tier with a sick as fuck complex.
@@DrSwazz saa
I do think Jacob’s biggest strengths in content creation are his brand of comedy, editing prowess and versatility. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively fantastic regular/deluxe creator, every time he does great he actually is. He’s like the real life Bandana Waddle Dee: High tier with a sick as fuck complex.
The world record for winning with everyone in Elite Smash was completed on a Misinput.
I bet nobody wants to beat that
Cool video Jacob, keep it up. Proud of you!
thank you RubberRoss, very cool
Holy shit it’s rubber; Ross!
Ross can you buy me some cake?
@@Cera_01 the craziest thing is that i just whispered this out loud before opening replies to check if anyone had done it already
Jacob's comedic timing, especially when demonstrated through his editing, is unmatched. Also that Kirby Gourmet Race bit was delicious. He always brings top notch comedic commentary and editing, I really appreciate his effort
Even though sometimes he flies too close to the sun
Alpharad can be funny when he isn’t doing the “saying bad jokes intentionally, automatically makes them funny” schtick.
My biggest problem is he just has a very juvenile sense of humor. When it works it's pretty great but the older you get, the more it misses. He nails the target for Gen Z though. Can't complain too much since they are undoubtedly a good audience to maximize income, sometimes you just have to accept that the content isn't tailored to you...
37:17
Alpha: Who even plays this character?
MKLeo: *Eh, I dabble sometimes.*
It took me 30 seconds to finally get it
39:42 god, that Vincent single teabag was a memory bullet straight to the heart.
Alpharad, thank you for all the laughs over the years, and here’s to good fortune in whatever comes next.
Let’s go Vincent van *Go!*
This took Little Z over a year but Alpha did it faster even with CowCowCow's attempts to stop him. Maybe Zack changed his tag to CowCowCow to stop Alpha.
Well aplha was trying to speed run it, and little z stopped for like a month every time he lost
@@PersonManGuyMale you also gotta gotta give it to Zack with all his footage corrupting.
@@koiskoi8131 yeah man that's such a shame
I had no idea this was a thing, I was just enjoying my Smash Bros online time and having some beers
I came for the Smash 101's in 2016, I stayed for the Alpharad personality. I started watching your videos for funny smash stuff, and I stayed watching your videos for funny Alpharad stuff. You're one of the creators that it doesn't matter what game you play, I'm here for it.
I would love to see a matchup between ironwill and cowcowcow. It’s like the ultimate “light vs dark” fight
I think ironwill would win because of his iron will
I agree. A true Hero v. Villain fight.
Galeem Vs. Dharkon
well cowcowcow is the antagonist so he's gonna lose
Is Ironwill the King K. Rool main from when Alpharad did his getting everyone into Elite Smash video?
"Im not going anywhere" is such a relief to hear as a big fan of really EVERYTHING Mr. Alpharad works in
satan agrees
23:09 bowser getting hit with half a second of palu nair and then it hard cutting to the end screen is such a mood
All Battles:
0:19 Free-for-All
0:33 Free-for-All
1:22 Free-for-All
1:33 Hero
1:58 Diddy
2:04 Pyra/Mythra
2:24 2v2
2:41 Other Yoshi
2:50 Other Kirby
3:16 Free-for-All
3:26 CowCowCow
4:57 Zelda
5:34 Captain Falcon
6:01 Incineroar
6:09 Free-for-All
6:20 2v2
6:38 Free-for-All
6:48 Bowser
6:52 Free-for-All
6:57 Free-for-All
7:25 BigChungus
7:52 Free-for-All
8:33 Free-for-All
8:39 Incineroar
9:29 CowCowCow
10:18 King K. Rool
10:32 Kirby
11:01 Toon Link
11:32 Free-for-All
11:36 2v2
11:55 Free-for-All
12:23 3 Games in a Row
12:38 CowCowCow
13:15 Sheik
13:35 Ridley
13:42 Free-for-All
13:47 Duck Hunt
14:07 Free-for-All
14:23 Toon Link
14:33 Free-for-All
16:04 Free-for-All
16:15 Pyra/Mythra
16:22 Free-for-All
16:35 Free-for-All
16:39 CowCowCow
17:41 Free-for-All
18:01 Isabelle
18:26 Ice Climbers
18:31 4 Games in a Row
18:47 2v2
18:57 Free-for-All
19:41 Ness
19:58 5 Games in a Row
20:23 Free-for-All
20:33 Terry
20:41 Free-for-All
21:04 Rosalina
21:21 2v2
22:07 R.O.B.
22:22 Free-for-All
23:01 Bowser
23:17 Pikachu
23:27 Toon Link
23:41 Mii Brawler
23:55 Free-for-All
24:03 Pikachu
24:17 Free-for-All
24:29 2 Free-for-Alls
25:34 Free-for-All
26:21 Marth
26:51 Samus
26:59 Villager
27:15 2 Games in a Row
27:48 2v2
28:03 Free-for-All
28:22 Captain Falcon
28:29 Joker
29:02 Wolf
29:20 Free-for-All
29:34 Free-for-All
29:53 Hero
30:03 BigChungus
30:30 Roy
30:44 Kazuya
31:01 Zelda
31:19 Kazuya
31:46 Sephiroth
32:04 Zelda
32:40 Ganondorf
32:59 2v2
33:09 Byleth
33:48 Free-for-All
34:09 2v2
34:33 Free-for-All
37:01 MKleo
38:08 Sora
And that's it!
Goodness
@@Staticblox Took me a long time to write this shit
You are very appreciated
@@TheOneAndOnlySkello you forget another battle of cowcowcow
In contrast to what people would normally say: Please, keep changing, Alpharad.
Not in like a “haha past alpha is cringe new alpha is cool” just in like a “Your continued evolution as a person and a content creator has been a wild journey for us all and I’m excited to see where it continues going”
good point but haha past alpha is cringe new alpha is cool
Very convincing and sincere point but unfortunately haha past alpha is cringe new alpha is cool
@@largestbruh4339 Don't mind me, I'm just here to break the chain like a racer's winning streak.
@@azure-cladassassin5425 interesting, but past alpha is cringe new alpha is cool
Ok but, haha they're littearly the same person.
31:02
I feel like assist tropy into wack kill should officially be called the alpharad combo.
A year and maybe more late, but I agree
I'm so glad manic is back, everyone has been wondering where he was.
What about Tyler?
I instantly just went "Yo is that Manic?"
He was replaced by Lil Ness X, but he's back
When I Think about Manic, I Think About Greninja
@@kyogresfunchannel bruh gregninja reminds me of the time I spelt ninja, ninga
10:33 I can't believe this video managed to have a completely different blast to the past that was also Smash related, shoutouts to these types of Gourmet Race Smash Kirby edits
God, that compilation at the end hits hard, I still vividly remember Middle School me thinking "Wow dang Smash Ultimate looks awesome I'm gonna be enjoying this game for a while" and getting excited for your Day 1 video; I can't wait to continue the Smash Ultimate ride for however long people want to, because I really don't want to say goodbye to the game yet
-also i really like that Sans is the final character in this run-
also also since Smash 64's Gourmet Race was used I have to say this
Shoutouts to SimpleFlips
@@ChristopherMoom shoutouts toad era edition
@@ChristopherMoom what a triumph is thaaaaat
So you're in high school now? Maybe starting college? And you have over 34k subs?! Good work, man.
Man this takes me back, its crazy to imagine that its been 3 whole years since I found your channel, so much has changed, and while a part of me will miss the old days, I'm glad your doing what you want to do and hope you continue in the far future.
Can't wait to see what its like 3 more years from now Jacob!!!
Some of us struggle to win with one character, let alone all of them.
hello mustache guy
How are you everywhere
i am fast
Stop being everywhere
I had a epic battle with a bayonetta player it was amazing
I feel like the subtle details in the editing are incredible yet massively overlooked
As someone who's learning editing on my own im inclined to agree
jacob's been a god at editing for so long and just keeps getting better
Read this the moment that vine boom sound effect played
@@orionblazey5399 Well I was talking about when his charge shot kept charging across the cut but sure
10:40 That random Kirby Final Smash portrait spazzing at the end just had me dying! Lol
CowCowCow is like Ironwill’s jealous evil younger brother who wants all the fame he has
who tf ironwill
@@flamingrubys11 that's a miss
@@flamingrubys11 There was a video Alpharad did on getting everyone in elite smash. Watch it and you'll know. Unless this is a joke that completely went over my head
@@shootingstardragon7764 No, you're right
Don't forget about the OG Mad-Dawg
2017 Alpharad: "I've seen me win these!" _loses the match_
2021 Alpharad: "I've seen me lose these." _wins the match_
underrated comment
icarus
or in reverse, or.... not in reverse. Humor is the exact same over these years
the speech in the end actually maked me cry, thanks alpha, thanks for everything
“If you’ve watched this channel long enough, you should know that nothing is impossible”
…Except of course Alpharad’s escape room that was designed to be quite literally impossible to solve.
They said it was completely possible to solve just highly improbable given all the fake clues and fake problems.
I find it poetic that Sans completed the whole run against a Sora using a misinput. These past 3 years have all lead up this moment, this memory, the ending of an adventure. But hey the content has only just began and I’m ready to move forward to see what lies ahead.
I wish we had more of CowCowCow that guy was the perfect antagonist for this video
So glad I only had to watch 25 seconds of Sora gameplay
Who WASN’T?
Are you counting the final match?
@yoav the yoshi I see a Kingdom Hearts fanboy in the comments
Acting like a child. As if someone can’t enjoy another character, as long as others also don’t like the character. That’s like saying I can’t like using Robin, if my friend doesn’t like them. I enjoy using Pokémon characters, yet I’m not into the Pokémon fandom. You get where this is going.
Maybe to play as him, but I still have zero seconds of playtime with him.
Alpharad has always made such great videos, with its comedic timing and small details like using the character's game's music while they are on screen. Smash videos or not, I'll always enjoy his content, and I hope you can get over the nightmare that is CowCowCow.
Honey sponsor aged like milk
was looking for this comment lol
Alpha, I’m happy your finally back. This past era of your channel has sparked many of my new favorite interests. You introduced me to smash(which I now have my own switch for) and persona 5 which I have loved the entire way through. Can’t wait to see what you make next.
CowCowCow is the greatest anime villain ever, the arc that had to be gone through every time that he was fought was beautiful
7:34 The fact that Jacob always gets his way like that 90% percent of the time is universally shattering.
There’s definitely some tech like starting the challenge at 4pm when jimmy gets home from school or playing super toxic to make them rage quit after one or two stocks for the time save
The rage quit just makes it lag but continues the game
@@firesd7306 but then it replaces timmy with a CPU which is easier to beat
12:49 “I still won a majority of the games against cowcowcow, yet every single game makes it feel like I lost somehow”
It’s called sanity and the will to live Alpha. You’ve lost more of those. Welcome to online smash
That feeling is bittersweet tbh
That pretty much sums up my entire Quickplay existence
@@charmandyorton006 honestly turning on items and FFA/Team Battle makes Quickplay slightly more tolerable because in FFA and Team Battles because spammers can't really cheese you out
Every interesting moment in the video:
Can’t get a free punish 19:19
The first cowcowcow battle 3:42
The second one 9:42
The third one 12:38
The last one 16:52
21:31 marioocean carrying
can’t get a free punish x2 28:41
26:11 “that’s fine”
You forgot the “this is a spot dodge kind of guy that was brutal mama read him like a book😂
Min 5:40 if you were wondering
that Kirby bit at 10:32 made me like the video immediately
6:05 feels weirdly nostalgic hearing "how just our cause is" yet it feels fantastic
Its so weird hearing honey promos in 2025
There's something poetic about Sans being the character Alpharad finishes Smash ultimate content on.
With a misinput no less. This crap literally rhymes.
69 likes 69 likes 69likes
I doubt hes gonna stop smash for good he probs will come back
As soon as I saw the "END (mii gunner)" at the top I knew he would be playing as sans for it.
CowCowCow is literally Ironwill but his evil twin
“I’m pretty confident with all the characters.” Anyone that watched alpharad deluxe knows the irony in that.
He does not yet know of Byleth, Yoshi, and Kazuya.
His kazuya is so insane
3 hour Kazuya
He's confident. Not good.
@@Tonjit41 he reminds me of Icarus
I've been loving every style of video you've put out recently from fun irl content with friends to voiceovers of gameplay that you always put a great narrative through to just you vibing along to a game, keep up the good work Mr Alpha 'Internet Funnyman' Rad
100 emoji
CowCowCow is like that one reoccurring boss that you always have to face, just slighty harder each time. Kinda like Boom Boom from NSMBUD in a way.
Somehow, Jacob completing the run via a misinput feels entirely on brand.
It was hype seeing all the smash content and this video is a really nice send-off to it. Thanks for being a big part of my life for the last few years, Jacob. It's been awhile since the 101 series but I'll continue to stick along for the ride. Keep up the awesome content, licensed internet funnyman!
I gotta say for Alpha to just say "oh this is a spot dodge kinda guy" and then just completely play around every following spot dodge is incredibly impressive.
man, i remember when i was in high school searching up vids on yt to try and learn how to play smash and finding How To Play Villager 101. i instantly latched onto your videos, and ive been a loyal viewer for... oh, god, like 5 or 6 years now i guess. its been a wild ride for me, but youve been a constant through it all. thanks alpharad, for providing hours of solace and entertainment, and for continuing to be, all in all, a pretty cool guy.
18:50 "The best way to win as Lucas was to kill Claus."
That still hurts man.
It may hurt but there's no denying that it was super funny
Holy fuck that makes me think of xenoblade
what was the music in the backround at this part in the video
As soon as I saw the Claus alt I immediately knew what was coming
31:17 that “get the fuck out” felt so raw
“But I remember Richter, if that makes sense?”
Me: “It’s because he’s ho-“
Alpha: “Maybe it’s because he’s hot”
Yea, no, that’s valid lmao
Based
I said “yeah but you remember the hot version” when he went over Simon like bro we all are unoriginal
Yall just cant handle Simon pure masculine energy
Also he's objectively better, his fire can hit fire Pikmin while Simon can't
@@sealcollom8388 he doesn't even have a beard and is just as muscular as Richtter
What I love is that this is now the third time Alpha has made a video on this subject (once before on this channel, the series on Alpha Deluxe, and now this one) and you bet your ass I’m watching this one again with a smile on my face
Although I doubt Alpha will be smiling during this too since it is Ultimate WiFi…
Edit: Also I can see that the Manic saga continues. Glad to see the grand return
It is insane how much you have grown and changed over time. The insane connections you have made, the incredible bits and adventures you have created, and the pure, sweet CONTENT you have put out has been a blast.
10:33 was absolute fire lol
Somebody should remix this
Why does alpharad uploading remind me of the elf on a shelf moving throughout your house and then it finally turns up one day while you're cleaning your attic?
because it's a lost relic from a long by era which you remember fondly for and hold closely to your heart.
nah im just fuckin with you, you remember some guy wrote 69 or some shit and you're still trying to find it.
When he said “I’m going to play like a rotisserie bitch!” I burst out laughing. 😂
The circumstances are too perfect not to comment it: I do think Jacob’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex
pog pfp, cringe comment
@@arrrjaxon4498 last I checked its a copypasta...
@@arrrjaxon4498 Isn’t this a copy pasta, and also reworded from Alpharad’s own words?
@@shaphier7057 straight up, my b then
@@hypoKPP yeah i just got there in the video, In that case Huge L
18:38 HOLY CRAP THAT'S ME!! Wouldn't have blocked you from winning if I knew what was happening :P
Edit: I actually fought & won against Cowcowcow 1st try... he does this all the time
CowCowCow is the villain that no matter how much times you win he keeps coming back
@@atwistedb Basically the William Afton of Smash Ultimate
14:40 ages like milk
I like how Jacob reads off an entire essay during the entirety of Sephiroth’s supernova cutscene. I remember I would take a god damn snack break every time it happened in FF7.
timestamp?
@@SDfighter1 35:01
11:33 "And then we just did the exact same thing but with the better version of the same character"
TCNick would approve of that statement
I wouldn’t. Marth is D O P A M I N E
Right after that entire sephiroth monologue my brain went, "wait.... what?"
Alpharad: “Does anyone even play this character”
Me an Banjo player: 🥲 at least he was in the video
I was happy. He said my main was the better Marth lol.
@@assordante2205aka common sense
You could tell me you could see five seconds into the future and I'd believe you on this video alone.
*Bro just getting every character into Elite Smash is absolutely legendary! I have 24 characters in elite smash and I still think that’s very good, took a while to get there too. If people rage and exit the game mid battle, you don’t get smash power which is a setback*
Ending it all on sans doing a missinput is poetic
Can't wait to see Kazyuya last 2 hours
He’s just a hard character
Again
True, also its so weird to see jacob play smash without hearing something about the bald podcast in the background
Kazyuha
29:05 “He hits like a Drunk Uncle”😂
33:44 There's something hilariously appropriate of a Sheik player named Masctop.
All of those battles on Alpharad Deluxe…it’s all lead up to this. This may just be the “Ultimate” test in Smash.
31:17 I just spit up my drink everywhere laughing at this. XD
There are moments when I'm like "how is Alpha in Elite Smash? By cheesing opponents." But then he pulls the full on read and I realize my place
At the end of that heartfelt moment my mans never misses a chance to shill content, He has never changed from his time lurking in sub chains comments. 10/10 much love to ya and your future content
honestly a video thats literally just the sephiroth final smash joke would be fucking fire
Imagine they ran into ironwill again. What a legend that guy always will be.
A battle between CowCowCow and Ironwill is gonna phenomenal
2 legends 1 victory screen
“Oh, a pichu player… **menacing laugh** what you don’t realize, is that it’s… *A STAMINA TIMED BATTLE!!* *MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
25:00 You can feel the pain and rage
A "Mastering every champion in Elite Smash" video would be a cool idea. I'd watch it even if it was 10 hours long.
Cowcowcow is in every Speedrun
“Yea I didn’t do much except pay for my character”
Joker do be that op tho sadly
"He hits like a drunk uncle." probably my favorite line
Y'know what's crazy? That Alpha didn't even think about blocking CowCowCow throughout this entire playthrough.
I thought this was just gonna be another gimmick, but after seeing cowcowcow finally defeated, I knew this vid had heart
8:13 the 1st grader who sits over by the 5th grader, says nothing, and tells his friends that their friends