We played EVERY Mario Kart 8 Track

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  • @error_28-03
    @error_28-03 6 місяців тому +3681

    Jacob entering his villain arc while his 2d version is going :| :0 gotta be the most hilarious thing I have ever seen

    • @br0k3n_url
      @br0k3n_url 6 місяців тому +103

      their little guy is literally so me

    • @xenotheincineroar3279
      @xenotheincineroar3279 5 місяців тому +77

      Jacob's normally insane luck & skill down the drain SPECIFICALLY?! for mario kart is the funniest thing I've seen

    • @megamole1002
      @megamole1002 5 місяців тому

      @@xenotheincineroar3279

    • @megamole1002
      @megamole1002 5 місяців тому

      @@xenotheincineroar3279

    • @megamole1002
      @megamole1002 5 місяців тому

      @@br0k3n_url

  • @phillipmiller3076
    @phillipmiller3076 6 місяців тому +1896

    The catharsis of Void quietly losing it to Jacob screaming "SHUT THE F**K UP CHAT!!!!"

    • @pablotwigman21
      @pablotwigman21 6 місяців тому +23

      When was this?

    • @theplant8767
      @theplant8767 6 місяців тому +3

      Plz put a time stamp on

    • @fishnewt1331
      @fishnewt1331 6 місяців тому +1

      @@windybreeze_: That is definitely completely wrong, even in the “ish” way. We will get it eventually, though.

    • @windybreeze_
      @windybreeze_ 6 місяців тому +1

      @@fishnewt1331 wait i misread the comment LMAO i thought it said something else mb

    • @kaijuteeth
      @kaijuteeth 5 місяців тому +25

      @@pablotwigman21i believe OP not bc of the timestamp but knowing jacobs chat, they probably had to

  • @pouffling7649
    @pouffling7649 6 місяців тому +3237

    "WHAT THE FUCK GET THE FUCKING BABIES OFF THE ROAD" I love Jaiden lmao

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer 6 місяців тому +109

      "You guys can beef for the crown, I'll beef with the baby."

    • @tripletspowers9745
      @tripletspowers9745 6 місяців тому +1

      mee too

    • @David13579
      @David13579 6 місяців тому +9

      3:45

    • @liam-398
      @liam-398 6 місяців тому +8

      "It's an aaaawfull day to be alive"

    • @Horltum
      @Horltum 5 місяців тому +7

      "I've already got a star, I'm going straight for the baby"

  • @jamesesterline
    @jamesesterline 6 місяців тому +994

    "We need to put her in her place, just saying."
    "Which is 6 feet under apparently."
    Proof that Jaiden and Jacob have a perfect dynamic

    • @crescentjester
      @crescentjester 2 місяці тому +2

      They're the perfect buddy cop duo...
      But a bit darker.

  • @captainjet-pack
    @captainjet-pack 6 місяців тому +5415

    “We played every Mario Kart 8 track” AKA Alpharad fighting demons for an hour

    • @daltongibson1033
      @daltongibson1033 6 місяців тому +276

      Oh it was a lot more than an hour

    • @captainjet-pack
      @captainjet-pack 6 місяців тому +32

      @@daltongibson1033True!

    • @milbo06
      @milbo06 6 місяців тому +144

      AKA five people competing for the top spotd while Alpha scrambles with the CPUs

    • @SamanthaC641
      @SamanthaC641 6 місяців тому +119

      The demons being his chat. His chat was so toxic this stream if it's the stream I'm thinking of.

    • @ShallBePurified
      @ShallBePurified 6 місяців тому +37

      One cup takes about 20 minutes. There are 24 cups. That is 8 hours.

  • @grahamross889
    @grahamross889 6 місяців тому +859

    jacob's feed constinly breacking when he hits his desk is amazing.

  • @marithesquid3861
    @marithesquid3861 6 місяців тому +3295

    i love how smith has jacob’s little guy next to them like he’s their son in the passenger seat

    • @sunshinebrownie4545
      @sunshinebrownie4545 6 місяців тому +127

      I thought it was the editor that put him next to Smith lmao
      It’s so cute

    • @Potentialman-vs2cd
      @Potentialman-vs2cd 6 місяців тому +128

      @@NachtAsilealpharad, the blond one that’s suffering the entire time

    • @MRDraco17
      @MRDraco17 6 місяців тому +16

      @@NachtAsile it's alpharad

    • @juliameindl5721
      @juliameindl5721 6 місяців тому +42

      @@NachtAsilethe blonde sprite with the blue shirt. His UA-cam/streaming name is Alpharad if you’ve heard of him that way before :)

    • @souleaterevans4589
      @souleaterevans4589 6 місяців тому

      @@sunshinebrownie4545 It's a program called Fugi that lets you set up a picture/gif to behave certain ways when you speak. Some light up, some bounce, some do both, etc. Jacob happens to be using his in lieu of a webcam, which is common use. What's more common is to use it to show who is talking in collabs, similar to Discord bubbles (see the line of jpegs next to Alpha in his POV)

  • @sonicrocks09
    @sonicrocks09 6 місяців тому +376

    Something funny about Alpharad and Captain Kidd ending with the exact same amount of points but WILDLY different amounts of fun had

  • @raphaelmak2073
    @raphaelmak2073 6 місяців тому +1509

    seeing them slowly descend into insanity makes it all the more funnier, and the slander on baby Roseline just makes it all the more better

    • @WonderWolf13
      @WonderWolf13 6 місяців тому +22

      Slowly?

    • @Phantom-dh2vq
      @Phantom-dh2vq 6 місяців тому +12

      guys I head that baby rosalina asassinated Lincoln

    • @Marineisme
      @Marineisme 3 місяці тому +2

      Its only slander if its not true though.

    • @nathanielmori1865
      @nathanielmori1865 2 місяці тому

      And the Tanooki Mario hate was unjustified

  • @beavertrax4959
    @beavertrax4959 6 місяців тому +630

    Jacob's descent into madness is like Icarus getting shot in the foot and set on fire before he could ever make his wings.

    • @Sir_Arson
      @Sir_Arson 6 місяців тому +22

      Jacob is just Icarus

  • @bananaBread16
    @bananaBread16 6 місяців тому +1068

    I imagine they asked Giwi and Fyrus to join but they simply declined because they value their friends and health

    • @godkiller_seriously
      @godkiller_seriously 6 місяців тому +60

      i don't think giwi values her friends

    • @beans1325
      @beans1325 6 місяців тому +113

      I think Giwi values chaos not involving her suffering

    • @HeroChao132
      @HeroChao132 6 місяців тому +33

      Giwi would be the one item hoarding and snickering, i'll be real.

    • @godkiller_seriously
      @godkiller_seriously 5 місяців тому +4

      @@beans1325 that doesn't exist

  • @NeoFlame17
    @NeoFlame17 6 місяців тому +545

    Jacob throwing the banana up just for it to land directly in front of him is comedy gold I'm sorry

  • @Idkmwahaha
    @Idkmwahaha 6 місяців тому +850

    I love how they only refer to void now as ‘skin man’

    • @PokerJoker811
      @PokerJoker811 6 місяців тому +93

      Braden, meanwhile, quietly also hanging out in the background as also a skin man:

    • @Idkmwahaha
      @Idkmwahaha 6 місяців тому +51

      @@PokerJoker811 Skin man 2

    • @MeggieMooBear
      @MeggieMooBear 5 місяців тому +35

      ​@@Idkmwahaha skin man 2: 2 skin 2 man

    • @JackStache
      @JackStache 5 місяців тому +30

      Braeden is too busy being White Lightning

  • @possessedpicklejar4762
    @possessedpicklejar4762 6 місяців тому +191

    17:29 That’s probably one of the most genuine lines I’ve heard from Alpha. You could hear the pure anguish from that.

  • @yo_its_splinter
    @yo_its_splinter 6 місяців тому +359

    28:00 Jacob with the "don't come to school tomorrow" energy

  • @JAYfromspace
    @JAYfromspace 6 місяців тому +287

    if jacob didnt get a bubble bath, a hot chocolate, and a big hug after this, im throwing hands

    • @CallMeVidd
      @CallMeVidd 4 місяці тому +14

      I don't think you need to do anything, if he didn't get all that he's going down a joker arc

  • @Rosas_city
    @Rosas_city 6 місяців тому +493

    "I'm heading straight to that child" imagine hearing that without any context lol

    • @CelesteRiri
      @CelesteRiri 6 місяців тому

      Fr lmao

    • @supermannygamer2003
      @supermannygamer2003 6 місяців тому +18

      Drakes
      Drakes everywhere I go
      Not even royale is safe from him

    • @AlanOfficialBoi
      @AlanOfficialBoi 6 місяців тому

      ​@@supermannygamer2003damn it. I was gonna mention Drake

    • @Rosas_city
      @Rosas_city 6 місяців тому

      @supermannygamer2003 what does wildcard have to do with drake?

    • @supermannygamer2003
      @supermannygamer2003 6 місяців тому

      @@Rosas_city random people and characters targeting children
      Like the goblin cage

  • @GenericUser860
    @GenericUser860 6 місяців тому +299

    This type of editing for one hour is kinda insane, kudos to the editor for grinding away at this one for however long they had to

  • @shadowthief19
    @shadowthief19 6 місяців тому +455

    As someone who watched the vod, watching alpharad start so positively, the gradual descent into madness, just to get so close for like 5 tracks in a row just to get robbed....I could never

    • @fishnewt1331
      @fishnewt1331 6 місяців тому +8

      “Positively”. Let’s go with that.

  • @daftmouth
    @daftmouth 6 місяців тому +227

    heres some stats from this video
    WEEGEE scored an average of 12 points per race, the equivalent of coming second in every race. which is insane.
    the CPUs scored a combined total of id say around 2100. whereas WILDCARD had a combined total of 5407.
    i genuinely might sit down and see who got hit with the most green shells (i will need to watch every single persons individual streams though)

    • @onebear6504
      @onebear6504 6 місяців тому +6

      Hero already

    • @WonderThighs
      @WonderThighs 3 місяці тому

      Any stats on green shells?

    • @Stormzy2heaven
      @Stormzy2heaven 3 місяці тому +2

      Did you/will you do it?

    • @daftmouth
      @daftmouth 3 місяці тому +9

      @@Stormzy2heaven sadly not. id of needed a vod of every single persons pov and not everyone streamed

  • @stardragon-ig8fd
    @stardragon-ig8fd 6 місяців тому +188

    17:29 I have only heard Alphard yell like that one other time. I know he was malding after that shell.

    • @marshall3314
      @marshall3314 6 місяців тому +24

      Oh trust me, he malded a lot in this

    • @Chillaccino1
      @Chillaccino1 5 місяців тому +25

      WHAT DID I SAY BRAYDEN??? WHAT DID I SAY?!?!

    • @gulpin768
      @gulpin768 4 місяці тому +1

      (Flashbacks to Golden Ronald)

  • @kingsmithgaming8726
    @kingsmithgaming8726 6 місяців тому +1366

    I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.

    • @ravencg7709
      @ravencg7709 6 місяців тому +64

      I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.

    • @mr.frigid8102
      @mr.frigid8102 6 місяців тому +44

      I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.

    • @Darksfollower
      @Darksfollower 6 місяців тому +37

      I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.

    • @DivinePeas64
      @DivinePeas64 6 місяців тому +67

      New copypasta just dropped lol.

    • @lilyofthatvelley
      @lilyofthatvelley 6 місяців тому +28

      I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bower's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I'm so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.

  • @pkmnnerd9014
    @pkmnnerd9014 6 місяців тому +802

    One hour simply doesnt comprehend the mental anguish of this ordeal.

  • @carbonight4890
    @carbonight4890 6 місяців тому +269

    watching alpharad finally clutch a dub after nearly an hour was the most triumphant thing i’ve ever seen

  • @goatcurry.
    @goatcurry. 6 місяців тому +714

    Baby Rosalina is such a menace. It's no wonder she's my favorite WILD/CARD member

    • @badashe1364
      @badashe1364 6 місяців тому +20

      Better than Nina?! I think there’s something wrong here.

    • @DJNX-RS9
      @DJNX-RS9 6 місяців тому +13

      ​@@badashe1364baby rosalina is nina in disguise

    • @Nicolas-pm6bo
      @Nicolas-pm6bo 6 місяців тому +1

      @@badashe1364who is Nina?

    • @Kirbicle
      @Kirbicle 6 місяців тому +10

      @@Nicolas-pm6boFrom the Mario DS battle royal vid

  • @fearlessghgg
    @fearlessghgg 4 місяці тому +49

    No one talking about Void saying "I'm switching mains" then it just cuts to him as a different shy guy. that is peak right there

  • @AveryIronsword
    @AveryIronsword 6 місяців тому +683

    Wildcard member 3, skin man 1, how long before everyone has a nickname with a number?

    • @Hazgamer710
      @Hazgamer710 6 місяців тому +43

      what about vtuber 1, 2, 3 and 4

    • @AveryIronsword
      @AveryIronsword 6 місяців тому +8

      @@Hazgamer710Those aren’t official yet

    • @randomchiz
      @randomchiz 6 місяців тому +34

      Jaiden got the title of Number 1 most clickbaited last year iirc

    • @JiroTheFro
      @JiroTheFro 6 місяців тому +3

      We should name the vtubers with letters just to be “quirky”

    • @ChannelyChannel
      @ChannelyChannel 6 місяців тому +11

      Lap 3 Jacob/5th Place Bandit/Mr 3rd Place.

  • @ILUvLyss
    @ILUvLyss 6 місяців тому +153

    this episode in a summary:
    Cade: Yelling
    Smith: being relatable
    Jacob: again fighting his demons
    Kidd: *whispers* white lightning-
    Void: coping with his losing streak and loss of sanity (tho honestly who wasn’t)
    Jaiden: *VIOLENCEEEEEE*
    i have never heard Jaiden cuss and diss this much in my life
    10/10 top tier episode

  • @jamesesterline
    @jamesesterline 6 місяців тому +280

    Jacob threatening to dox Smith at 57:51 actually caught me off guard holy shit

    • @marshall3314
      @marshall3314 6 місяців тому +11

      Let's not pull a yaki

    • @the-arctic-wolf1438
      @the-arctic-wolf1438 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@marshall3314 what happened?

    • @SiebayPlays
      @SiebayPlays 5 місяців тому +1

      @@marshall3314Wait wtf

    • @airprime5063
      @airprime5063 5 місяців тому +8

      @@marshall3314 oh damn this is the first i heard about this, wow.
      I *just* rewatched the Pikmin 5 Mongy video where she was "mpreg" today and this came out of left feild.

    • @fr0stdr4ke95
      @fr0stdr4ke95 5 місяців тому +31

      ​@@the-arctic-wolf1438For anyone curious about the Yaki comment. Imagine everything that happened with SkyDoesMinecraft. But watered down. Harassment. Bullying. Trying to start shit with people by telling both sides opposite things. Isolating people from events. And her whole gremlin persona was legit iirc. She was not a tidy person.

  • @Jouzujanai
    @Jouzujanai 6 місяців тому +110

    6:25
    Honestly the creator of Jaiden's V-Tuber model (or however the programing works) is impressive. It even did the mouth shape when making the Shy-Guy noise. Pretty neat!

    • @suiway
      @suiway 5 місяців тому +8

      Agreed completely, it's ridiculously well done. The movement and expression at 2:34 also stands out to me. Whoever made that really did a fantastic job!

    • @cherryblossombvllet
      @cherryblossombvllet 26 днів тому

      I believe that would be the rigger specifically, but the artist would have had to draw those as well

  • @freep3115
    @freep3115 6 місяців тому +208

    3:13 coolest thing I've ever seen in mario kart. Dry Bowser got the grind

    • @LiamR-pg7od
      @LiamR-pg7od 6 місяців тому +4

      New shortcut?

    • @mcmonkey26
      @mcmonkey26 6 місяців тому +3

      @@LiamR-pg7odnew longcut

    • @MusicComet
      @MusicComet 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@mcmonkey26 New COOL-cut.

    • @LiamR-pg7od
      @LiamR-pg7od 6 місяців тому +2

      @@MusicComet Yes

  • @Billy_your_Friend
    @Billy_your_Friend 6 місяців тому +108

    "There is no Jesus"
    Jacob slowly spiraling into insanety reminds of myself when I am playing with my friends

  • @AlexPies1
    @AlexPies1 6 місяців тому +40

    41:46 legit have not heard Jacob scream that loud in a YEARS.

  • @goldenft3208
    @goldenft3208 6 місяців тому +41

    56:40 Jacob went pretty high up in the air on this complex track before it all came crumbling down, one could even say he flew a little too close to the

  • @acoolguy3785
    @acoolguy3785 6 місяців тому +83

    48:45 bro alpharad had me so hyped up and then it all just went away, i legit facepalmed

    • @TJ-Henry-Yoshi
      @TJ-Henry-Yoshi 6 місяців тому +12

      If he just held that drift instead of releasing it it he totally would have been fine. Truly a tragedy unfolding in real time

  • @niko73972
    @niko73972 6 місяців тому +68

    0:25 Void is like the only human actor in a muppets movie

  • @sunnydotjpeg
    @sunnydotjpeg 6 місяців тому +91

    alternate title: jacob's slow descent to apathy while everyone else devolves to madness

  • @ItsHayden
    @ItsHayden 6 місяців тому +105

    Jacob and Kidd being tied at the end is honestly surprising

    • @SuperZeroLPer
      @SuperZeroLPer 6 місяців тому +41

      kidd got disconnected in the dlc tracks and lost over 100 points

    • @b0nnebunne
      @b0nnebunne 6 місяців тому +1

      yo is that haydentw in wildcard comment section

  • @DaPuddingDragonSlayer
    @DaPuddingDragonSlayer 6 місяців тому +93

    It’s sad that Kidd and Void couldn’t make it but White Lightning and Skin Man1 are good replacements

    • @angelakumar6604
      @angelakumar6604 6 місяців тому +5

      unfortunate that wildcard member 3 couldn’t make it 😔

    • @azurine143
      @azurine143 5 місяців тому

      Wish AlpharadTV could've made it too, shame.

  • @agehigh7476
    @agehigh7476 6 місяців тому +55

    I watched this video like a podcast without looking at the screen and every 7 minutes it sounds like one of those “every disagreement played at once” videos where everyone perfectly harmonizes to be angry at baby rosalina by pure coincidence

  • @alexalmanza8426
    @alexalmanza8426 6 місяців тому +119

    I never get tired of seeing alpharads little avatar its so damn cute

    • @MarkoIronFist
      @MarkoIronFist 6 місяців тому +9

      It will end you while going :O :| :O

    • @Coco-hq6ns
      @Coco-hq6ns 5 місяців тому +1

      :O :l
      Yeah I felt that

  • @bigpoggers6507
    @bigpoggers6507 6 місяців тому +48

    Eventually Alphard is going to drop an "And I began to HATE." level speech from this

  • @SomeAsian
    @SomeAsian 6 місяців тому +223

    AKA Jacob's Villain Arc

    • @Jaxson62
      @Jaxson62 6 місяців тому +4

      Jacob's Kieran Arc

    • @MysteryGuradian
      @MysteryGuradian 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Jaxson62NAAAAAAAA YOU DID HIM DIRTY ☠️

  • @MercuryA2000
    @MercuryA2000 5 місяців тому +24

    Because I apparently have nothing better to do I decided to calculate everybody's averages for overall, first half, and second half. Why? I WISH I KNEW!!! Here they are if you're curious:
    First half:
    Weegee: Average of 13.0 points per race or a third of the way from second to first.
    Smith: Average of 10 points per race or exactly third
    Jaiden: Average of 9.77 points per race or a little better than 3/4 of the way from fourth to third
    Void: Average of 9.75 points per race or Exactly 3/4 of the way from fourth to third
    Kidd: Average of 9.44 or almost halfway between fourth and third
    Alpha: Average of 7.27 points per race or barely a quarter better than sixth.
    For an average of 474.2 or 9.88 points per race. Which means on average a wildcard member will be cursing out whoever stole third from them.
    Second half: (Extrapolated from the two score tallies)
    Weegee: Average of 11.6 points per race three quarters of the way from third to second
    Smith: Average of 10.4 points per race or a quarter of the way from third to second
    Void: Average of 9.58 points per race or a little better than halfway from fourth to third
    Jaiden: Average of 8.75 points per race or Exactly 3/4 of the way from fifth to fourth
    Alpharad: Average of 7.65 or almost 2/3 of the way from sixth to fifth
    Kidd: Average of 5.48 points per race or barely shy of halfway to seventh
    For an average of 427 or 8.90 points per race. Which means on average wildcard isn't even getting fourth on the DLC.
    Overall:
    Weegee: Average of 12.3 points per race or just slightly above second
    Smith: Average of 10.2 points per race or just slightly above third
    Void: Average of 9.67 points per race or 2/3 of the way from fourth to third
    Jaiden: Average of 9.26 points per race or just slightly above fourth
    Kidd and Alpha: Average of 7.46 or halfway between fifth and sixth
    For an average score of 901.2 or 9.39 points per race. Which means on average a wildcard member will be just shy of a medal on any given track.'
    Random extra fun facts:
    Weegee and Smith are the only members who, on average, place on the podium.
    On average, wild card members score an entire placement ahead on base game courses over DLC.
    Kidd has the largest falloff from Base game to DLC, with a drop of 3.96 or almost four places. Ouch.
    Jaiden is marginally better than Void in base game, but .83 points behind him in DLC.
    Alpharad needs a hug.

    • @buddyboardgames4238
      @buddyboardgames4238 5 місяців тому +8

      Kidd got DC'd during DLC, so that's why the numbers between base and DLC don't make sense. Lost over 100 points

    • @MercuryA2000
      @MercuryA2000 5 місяців тому +4

      @@buddyboardgames4238 I had that thought when I was watching the video. I noticed his point value was through the floor and figured either he had started throwing or he got disconnected.
      I don't think that matters though. I used the points total that they put at the end of the video, not the in game one. If he didn't get those points added back to his score at the end, then the editor did kid dirty.

  • @berryl1333
    @berryl1333 6 місяців тому +46

    i love "editor, include *it all*" so much, it's just said with such vitriol

  • @RatOfTheWoods
    @RatOfTheWoods 6 місяців тому +97

    Watched the VOD & Jacob rly did play out of his damn mind only for the game to do them so dirty 💀

  • @PartyStarlow
    @PartyStarlow 6 місяців тому +203

    There can only be one Skin man.

    • @marybonner7432
      @marybonner7432 6 місяців тому +26

      Void and Kidd must fight to keep their skin 😂

    • @ReadingRon
      @ReadingRon 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@marybonner7432 :0

  • @locofolko
    @locofolko 6 місяців тому +27

    As someone who watched the 6hr vod it was hard seeing Jacob just getting blasted at all angles. Bro went through every stage of grief too

  • @Azrrath
    @Azrrath 6 місяців тому +100

    Jaiden being bowser is hella accurate as she targets everyone that provokes her

  • @megamartinez4488
    @megamartinez4488 6 місяців тому +65

    Jacob really went from "Alpha :D" to "Alpha :("

    • @onebear6504
      @onebear6504 6 місяців тому

      51:55 I really thought this was Jacob finally getting his first first place but it was actually Smith 🤣

    • @Coco-hq6ns
      @Coco-hq6ns 5 місяців тому +3

      Alpha glad has now become alpha sad.

  • @knexwiz289
    @knexwiz289 6 місяців тому +82

    There is something i find so ammusing about 4 of them being on the meta combos, Jaiden almost meta, and then theres Void on shy guy XD

  • @mr.frigid8102
    @mr.frigid8102 6 місяців тому +42

    59:55 Jacobs just absolutely begging for his life and I feel so sorry for him

  • @Grimsoth
    @Grimsoth 6 місяців тому +48

    Need a "Playing all Mario Party Maps" so Jacob can gain some of his sanity back

  • @FullmetalNinja25
    @FullmetalNinja25 6 місяців тому +55

    "Do you ever wonder if the people you hang out with even like you?"
    Yes AlphaRad, I do know that feeling sadly.

    • @Coco-hq6ns
      @Coco-hq6ns 5 місяців тому +4

      Yeah a bit too well

  • @michaelr5597
    @michaelr5597 6 місяців тому +27

    Jacob’s punished arc just being “You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me”

  • @ShallBePurified
    @ShallBePurified 6 місяців тому +30

    Void should enter tournaments as "Skin Man 1" with no context. It would be hilarious lol

  • @OPHANEMx
    @OPHANEMx 6 місяців тому +397

    You guys should add someone named Aiden to the group. So you can have a full Fortnite squad of: Jaiden, Hayden, Braiden and Aiden

    • @AshlynLeeThatsMe
      @AshlynLeeThatsMe 6 місяців тому +84

      Alternatively, we all pretend Cade's legal name is Cade-n

    • @wass195
      @wass195 6 місяців тому +8

      smith can be smithin'

    • @bukenator0788
      @bukenator0788 6 місяців тому +6

      uh... Void-in

    • @frenchfryfry800
      @frenchfryfry800 6 місяців тому +9

      …Jacoben sounds like what kids will be named in 20 years

    • @Sir_Arson
      @Sir_Arson 6 місяців тому

      Alphen?

  • @HYPERHUEZZ
    @HYPERHUEZZ 6 місяців тому +26

    Smith being an absolute MENACE in mario kart was so expected yet so unexpected at the same time

  • @datlofiguy
    @datlofiguy 6 місяців тому +18

    Editor zooming in on Jacob every single time he muted himself to say something is so funny yet respectful

  • @blui3609
    @blui3609 Місяць тому +6

    46:12 “that’s it. I’m changing mains.”
    *switches from light blue shy guy to dark blue shy guy*

  • @anniebeez
    @anniebeez 6 місяців тому +53

    Jacob is literally having no fun this video LOL
    i actually feel really bad for him holy moly is he getting mario karted.

    • @sunshinebrownie4545
      @sunshinebrownie4545 6 місяців тому +5

      Yeah, I felt especially bad when he was in a good position but one of the Windcards threw something that just made him lose 4 places

    • @onebear6504
      @onebear6504 6 місяців тому +4

      Idk if it's his content luck or he throws his items too much too fast but he always has no defense huh

    • @phelps6205
      @phelps6205 5 місяців тому +2

      He might be the worst Mario kart player I've seen

  • @SupermewX300
    @SupermewX300 6 місяців тому +31

    I suppose this explains where Jacob's luck comes from, he is cursed with garbage luck in Mario Kart.

  • @IgnatiusXI
    @IgnatiusXI 6 місяців тому +40

    This is either the last time Jacob plays Mario Kart, or he is about to go on the longest in secret training arc so this never happens again.

  • @ohmyjosh5269
    @ohmyjosh5269 6 місяців тому +16

    Upon the Waluigi Pinball moment at 41:45, I had a BetterHelp ad cover half my screen.

  • @Symptomatic315
    @Symptomatic315 6 місяців тому +32

    Jacob and Smith’s friendship hasn’t recovered since this stream

  • @ThatWontHurt
    @ThatWontHurt 6 місяців тому +28

    Watching alpha’s downward spiral in real time was devastating

  • @idavid8391
    @idavid8391 5 місяців тому +10

    Cade: The mischievous professional
    Void, Jaiden, Smith: The traitorous fighters
    Kidd: The respectable competitor
    Alpha: The tortured underdog

  • @skywhale-j7h
    @skywhale-j7h 5 місяців тому +11

    49:30 i like how everyone is having fun meanwhile jacob is having an existential crisis

  • @queenmajura5794
    @queenmajura5794 6 місяців тому +37

    I like how Smith only has Jacob’s fuggy in the bottom right

  • @Defaultnoobisme
    @Defaultnoobisme 6 місяців тому +18

    Alpharad’s slow descent into madness is so sad but also entertaining to watch

  • @Zoroark_Master
    @Zoroark_Master 6 місяців тому +34

    Not often you see Jacob struggling in last place of all places

  • @TheFatFlatCat
    @TheFatFlatCat 6 місяців тому +39

    alternate title "jacob getting his shit fucked up for 1 hour straight"

  • @Skybr328
    @Skybr328 6 місяців тому +35

    I think Lakitu puropsley waits at least 5 seconds before putting you down from his fishing rod

  • @enzoponce1881
    @enzoponce1881 6 місяців тому +13

    I have never felt so physically sorry for a man in my entire life, jacob just got absolutely destroyed on that entire ordeal

  • @radarswordfire
    @radarswordfire 6 місяців тому +65

    7:51 we got Jaiden dissing Drake

  • @chriscanedo2171
    @chriscanedo2171 6 місяців тому +21

    Honestly, Jacob’s whole experience with this video, is exactly why I don’t play Mario kart anymore lol

    • @sandrinecestmoi892
      @sandrinecestmoi892 5 місяців тому +2

      Because skill issue?? if yes then you should stop every game you're Bad at and i'm sure you didn't

  • @Thatguy223-vc4wb
    @Thatguy223-vc4wb 6 місяців тому +31

    9:20 was some WILD plot armour

  • @edwardnygma8533
    @edwardnygma8533 6 місяців тому +6

    31:29 This is such an emotional rollercoaster I legitimately need to take a break halfway through to decompress and recharge.

  • @ling5626
    @ling5626 6 місяців тому +32

    Baby rosalina for sure left some traumas on the road

  • @drunkensailor7676
    @drunkensailor7676 6 місяців тому +9

    I love how every time someone complains about their situation it cuts to Jacob in a worse situation

  • @diegoalvarez4150
    @diegoalvarez4150 6 місяців тому +12

    I can wholeheartedly empathize with Jacob's suffering throughout this ENTIRE video, I cannot for the life of me get any form of victory in any of the games I play. Never fear Jacob, you are not alone in the endless suffering that is the "git gud" club. Keep the videos coming y'all, I enjoy every last one.

    • @abbyelectric
      @abbyelectric 6 місяців тому +4

      I once did the exact same thing as Jacob during a Kart session with a group a friend of mine was part of. What was most annoying is that I kept getting MarioKarted while the person I disliked most in that group (who was also celebrating their birthday) was basically getting handed free wins. fuck that shit man, it sucks.

  • @Surfing_Floatzel
    @Surfing_Floatzel 6 місяців тому +15

    you can see the trajectory of Jacob literally becoming the Joker

  • @aarontshibassu2601
    @aarontshibassu2601 2 місяці тому +4

    “Catch this block on every platform” I almost choked while laughing when jaiden said that😂

  • @mysticdigital5936
    @mysticdigital5936 6 місяців тому +11

    This might be my favorite WILDCARD video. I love Mario Kart and this was hilarious. My sincerest condolences to Jacob Alpharad, the pain you have experienced is beyond Mario Kart's wildest. Can't believe he ended up tying with Kidd in the end either. Love this game and these tracks, I do wonder how the heck MK9 will top this game.

  • @RepublicaSindicalista_doBrasil
    @RepublicaSindicalista_doBrasil 4 місяці тому +7

    59:00 That actually made me very happy.

  • @sunnydotjpeg
    @sunnydotjpeg 6 місяців тому +15

    i love the utter hatred for all the cpu characters throughout the video (especially baby rosalina and tanooki mario)

  • @ImSonith
    @ImSonith 6 місяців тому +67

    The sequal:
    2 skin men vs 2d characters

    • @PokerJoker811
      @PokerJoker811 6 місяців тому +2

      Well, the 2D characters would just be Fyrus, Smith, and Alpha, right? Cade is a static image and the ladies are both 3D.

  • @samsee_ca
    @samsee_ca 6 місяців тому +19

    36:09 “I’ll see you on Track 36”
    55:38 (VoiD finishes 8th lol)

  • @GreatDaneGames1
    @GreatDaneGames1 6 місяців тому +15

    Jacob was stuck with the Murphy's Law of Mario Kart 🥲

  • @Thexirnius
    @Thexirnius 6 місяців тому +7

    I feel like Jacob went through every single stage of grief, ATLEAST 14 times

  • @sleepdeprivedpikachu7235
    @sleepdeprivedpikachu7235 6 місяців тому +11

    i feel so bad for jacob it’s like jaiden’s little bad luck imp casually jumped to him for this entire play through

  • @noleafclover7356
    @noleafclover7356 6 місяців тому +7

    I love how Jaiden went from this family friendly fun animation youtuber to "FUCKING DIE BABY ROSALINA"

  • @FairwaysOnly
    @FairwaysOnly 6 місяців тому +21

    It’s become a yearly tradition for me and some friends to do this. It’s torture

  • @vixievulpixie
    @vixievulpixie 6 місяців тому +6

    50:45 his silence is louder than anything he can say

  • @ThOtherJoe
    @ThOtherJoe 6 місяців тому +6

    Jacob going non-verbal from concentration -> Jacob going non-verbal from dissociation

  • @Rawrmuffin0
    @Rawrmuffin0 Місяць тому +1

    This video perfectly encapsulates what it’s like playing Mario w your friends. No matter the franchise-kart, party, brothers etc. It’s always chaos and you end up screaming

  • @Hanandro-C
    @Hanandro-C 6 місяців тому +16

    I have never seen Alpha be more miserable playing something

  • @Megumi_Bandicoot
    @Megumi_Bandicoot 5 місяців тому +6

    “Okay?”
    “So did I?”
    “Like, multiple times?”
    “I imagine a lot of other people have too???”

    • @Jomanuelrg
      @Jomanuelrg 5 місяців тому

      That was just hater vibe jajaja

  • @Parapsyche
    @Parapsyche 6 місяців тому +17

    Jaiden, I need to know if Jacob got a hug and some good food after this recording.

  • @GMKGoji01
    @GMKGoji01 6 місяців тому +13

    ✅Party Crashers
    ✅WILDCARD
    Now we wait for the Underdogs and/or Sidequest to race on all 96 tracks! Hopefully, as
    FUNKY KONG on the BONE RATTLAH!!