What constantly baffles me about Jack...is that for the MOST part, he starts out these recipes with decent enough ingredients. Somehow through utter incompetence, ends up completely obliterating said ingredients. It is bamboozling beyond belief!
I would bet cash money that Jack did NOT wash his hands between handling that slimy-ass turkey and reaching into his Pre Ground Pepper Bin to grab a handful to sprinkle on that slimy-ass turkey.
I can totally see Jack switching his “turkey video” to a “seasoning video” mid-production without acknowledging it and getting pissed off when it’s brought up.
Shipping food is challenging. I sent a family member cookies earlier this year. I had to test the recipe to ensure it was a good recipe for freezing and thawing, bought special packaging to keep everything frozen, airtight protected, and lastly had to pay a pretty penny for quick shipping. We had to coordinate everything carefully. Jack’s goal to ship a multi piece dinner to another country is a massive challenge. He probably would have been better off finding a professional service to make and deliver a meal.
I feel bad for him, you can see how his stroke has affected him in the video as he’s lost the function of his right arm. However his arrogance makes it hard to feel really sympathetic.
Right? Imagine being not excited about mail call? JOHNSON! Your package is here from Scalfani, you gonna share it with everyone? Hell yes you guys can have it!
In the comments of the stuffing video, someone asked him how the black sludge was made and Jack replied in a very condescending way by trying to pass it off as seasoning and told them to read the recipe unless they're "stuck on their Dick and Jane books". Also is Jack not aware that premade stuffing (e.g. Pepperidge Farm) exists? I often question his thought process. I'd love to see you react to his wet vs dry brine chicken experiment and his so-called "best burger ever" (the one he made in August 2022).
The most pressing issue with this video is someone thought jack and “cooking” poultry was a good idea, that’s about as smart as wet nuts and an open socket
Dude you need to check out his burger war playlist. The old videos are pure gold. He literally just poo poos everything he eats as if he could make a way better burger.
I was always told stuffing was cooked inside the bird and dressing was cooked outside of the bird. Neither should crunch when you eat them. I can only guess that the under sauteed veggies had w-a-y too much pepper. And milk, Jack? We used broth.
At the start of this travesty he said he makes this recipe all the time, then when he's opening the croutons he says "I've never done it like this before" jack is such a liar
While Jack is definitely a liar, he meant that he’s never done it with croutons, he’s posted another video 15 years ago where he does make stuffing using normal bread, and it seems to be a complete copy just with different seasonings
Actually this is a request of mine thankfully he thought of and didn’t require me reaching out to him on twitter for. As a Canadian, our thanksgiving is strangely in October, the month of trick or treat meaning 2 holidays but I’m still interested in seeing this for American thanksgiving since it seems to be the only major Thanksgiving video my knowledge of Scalfani knows
I’m not finna play with him 😂..bro tryna find out how tf you sautéed something and it’s not even sautéed like I think he burnt the butter in the pan cause it was to hot that’s were the black sludge comes from 😂
I don’t think Jack thought this through, he’s sending his half-assed cooking to a man who is trained to use firearms Also, garlic and cheese croutons? They sound delicious on their own but would the cheese flavour work in stuffing?
If Jack’s son is in the Army stationed overseas, he’s probably on an Army base, possibly in Germany, but the base will be serving fresh roasted turkey to the GIs on Thanksgiving, with all the usual trimmings.
I live in NY, comparing Jack's cooking to our sewer water is insulting, to our sewer water. Our boys across the sea have to worry about being killed by our enemies, do they have to be worried about being killed by the food also?
He literally uses the wrong tools for EVERYTHING. Mixing that stuffing was the perfect opportunity to use the wooden spoon he uses for everything else! The dislike this man's simple presence envokes is astronomical.
After seeing his latest videos, the channel should be renamed the “cooking with Tammy show”since he’s physically and mentally unable to cook anything for himself any more. It’s kinda sad, but I also can’t stop watching
Damn man that sucks. I haven’t watched Jack in years now but I remember he was one of the very first channels I used to watch when I had dial up net. I never made anything Jack did, but I remember he would always reply to everyone in his comments and he was a nice dude.
Thanksgiving dinner at the dining facility in the army is actually dope, all the traditional dishes cooked properly, with the battalion commanders and their command sergeant majors serving the food. This idea of any kind of send a Thanksgiving dinner to the troops, especially overseas, sounds fabricated, probably for Jack to use as an ego boost. I never heard of any of the soldiers in the units or locations (Korea, Fort Lewis, Germany, Iraq, Afghanistan) I was stationed at/deployed to receiving a Thanksgiving dinner in the mail, and considering how long mail takes to arrive overseas, it'd be unsafe to eat the food once it arrived regardless of who cooked it.
The rule with poultry is that you don't simply "raise" the internal temperature to 165 and then boom, it's done. You bring the internal temperature up to 165 and then maintain that temperature or above for a specified amount of time so that the meat cooks. That's literally cooking 101. The internal temperature is merely a guage as to whether or not your meat is hot enough to properly cook in the first place.
That’s a really kind idea of Jack tbh, but I’ve heard good things about the food tent in Afghanistan. I mean guaranteed if you don’t spew it out, or get green apple splatters, it’s a solid 2.5/10 meal.
First of all, he calls the soldier a "kid." That "kid" is doing more than Jack has ever done in his entire gluttonous life. Second, he doesn't even bother to memorize the man's name and just gives a dismissive wave when he clearly can't remember it and has a graphic put up. Seriously, he couldn't remember the name of this man or have it written down to at least show a modicum of respect?? He couldn't do another take? Jack likes to present himself as the ultimate man's man, so he probably does harbor some resentment for this guy for doing what Jack could never do and being held in higher regards than Jack.
Civilian question here, don't Military kitchens make a bit of a fuss over these celebratory meals? Good for morale etc. I've seen it on the news loads.
A raw, overly seasoned Thanksgiving tube turkey crammed with lackluster mashed potatoes and string beans, topped with crunchy, soggy bitter croutons, swimming in blackened butter. Yum. A Jack Scalfani prepped Thanksgiving feast fit for the starving troops. God Bless America.
I love your videos, but wish to offer some constructive criticism or just a clarification. Just because it says "rub" does not mean that you actually want to rub or massage the seasoning into the meat (depending on the type of meat). At most, you usually want to pat the rub on the meat for best adherence. If you rub or massage it in, completely ruin certain cuts of meat with brisket being the worst offender. Brisket will come out with a "gummy" meat texture when rubbed in such a manner.
Yeah, I clarified more later on down the line about that in the original recording but it ultimately didn't make the cut because it just kind of turned into me over explaining it More so I was trying to emphasize the ridiculous nature of Jack just, y'know, dumping the seasoning on and hoping it sticks
I disagree. Majority of pitmasters rub in the… rub. Or use mustard or perhaps olive oil as a binder for salt pepper and garlic. But rubs are generally designed to be rubbed on a pork butt or brisket. Each their own
He’s No Cook or Chef.. His Chicken is always raw! Lol and He only makes food that’s pretty much already prepared. He just throws all together. Right? Not a Show either Jack.
What constantly baffles me about Jack...is that for the MOST part, he starts out these recipes with decent enough ingredients. Somehow through utter incompetence, ends up completely obliterating said ingredients. It is bamboozling beyond belief!
Talk about grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory.
@pomptonqueen 😂😂😂 Aahhh that's the best
Bamboozling is such a great word.
I would bet cash money that Jack did NOT wash his hands between handling that slimy-ass turkey and reaching into his Pre Ground Pepper Bin to grab a handful to sprinkle on that slimy-ass turkey.
If you watch the August Duck version first which is my introduction to this crap, he actually received payment for this preparation series of videos.
@@Thomasmemoryscentral I came here from August too lol. Can't get enough CWJ XD
I can totally see Jack switching his “turkey video” to a “seasoning video” mid-production without acknowledging it and getting pissed off when it’s brought up.
From UK here. Wow your comments made me laugh. First time seeing Jack, As a uk vet myself he could have made a bloody effort.
Those mashed potatoes are a crime against humanity. I'm so sorry that that poor soldier had to eat those.
If you saw them, I assumed you saw the August duck video covering it?
@@Thomasmemoryscentral Yeah, I did. 🤣
Shipping food is challenging. I sent a family member cookies earlier this year. I had to test the recipe to ensure it was a good recipe for freezing and thawing, bought special packaging to keep everything frozen, airtight protected, and lastly had to pay a pretty penny for quick shipping. We had to coordinate everything carefully.
Jack’s goal to ship a multi piece dinner to another country is a massive challenge. He probably would have been better off finding a professional service to make and deliver a meal.
I feel bad for him, you can see how his stroke has affected him in the video as he’s lost the function of his right arm. However his arrogance makes it hard to feel really sympathetic.
In other words, Jack makes MRE’s even worse
Are you really surprised?
Jack honestly deserves some praise/congratulations. It's not an easy thing to get the U.S. military to retreat, but this is "meal" surely did it.
Right? Imagine being not excited about mail call? JOHNSON! Your package is here from Scalfani, you gonna share it with everyone? Hell yes you guys can have it!
I bet it goes straight in the trash..
Just send them some Vietnamese food lol
In the comments of the stuffing video, someone asked him how the black sludge was made and Jack replied in a very condescending way by trying to pass it off as seasoning and told them to read the recipe unless they're "stuck on their Dick and Jane books". Also is Jack not aware that premade stuffing (e.g. Pepperidge Farm) exists? I often question his thought process. I'd love to see you react to his wet vs dry brine chicken experiment and his so-called "best burger ever" (the one he made in August 2022).
Plot twist: Jack is secretly working for the Pentagon as a chemical weapons engineer and he's shipping some of his product to an overseas accomplice.
That stuffing…
This is just food made by lazy scabs
The most pressing issue with this video is someone thought jack and “cooking” poultry was a good idea, that’s about as smart as wet nuts and an open socket
Dude you need to check out his burger war playlist. The old videos are pure gold. He literally just poo poos everything he eats as if he could make a way better burger.
I was always told stuffing was cooked inside the bird and dressing was cooked outside of the bird. Neither should crunch when you eat them. I can only guess that the under sauteed veggies had w-a-y too much pepper. And milk, Jack? We used broth.
At the start of this travesty he said he makes this recipe all the time, then when he's opening the croutons he says "I've never done it like this before" jack is such a liar
While Jack is definitely a liar, he meant that he’s never done it with croutons, he’s posted another video 15 years ago where he does make stuffing using normal bread, and it seems to be a complete copy just with different seasonings
That's one Thanksgiving dinner that needs a side of pepto-bismol
I know this is going to be tragic, but I'm watching anyway because...Jack never (and always) disappoints.
Actually this is a request of mine thankfully he thought of and didn’t require me reaching out to him on twitter for.
As a Canadian, our thanksgiving is strangely in October, the month of trick or treat meaning 2 holidays but I’m still interested in seeing this for American thanksgiving since it seems to be the only major Thanksgiving video my knowledge of Scalfani knows
I’m not finna play with him 😂..bro tryna find out how tf you sautéed something and it’s not even sautéed like I think he burnt the butter in the pan cause it was to hot that’s were the black sludge comes from 😂
jack secretly hates the us army
I don’t think Jack thought this through, he’s sending his half-assed cooking to a man who is trained to use firearms
Also, garlic and cheese croutons? They sound delicious on their own but would the cheese flavour work in stuffing?
The cheese probably wouldn’t work in stuffing, but you know Jack’s thought process: “Delicious diabetes, mmm.”
If Jack’s son is in the Army stationed overseas, he’s probably on an Army base, possibly in Germany, but the base will be serving fresh roasted turkey to the GIs on Thanksgiving, with all the usual trimmings.
Dressing and stuffing are two different things, though....
That black sludge is his soul
I live in NY, comparing Jack's cooking to our sewer water is insulting, to our sewer water. Our boys across the sea have to worry about being killed by our enemies, do they have to be worried about being killed by the food also?
There wasn't a follow-up video to this "dinner." I hope someone warned that soldier not to eat this "food." No toliet can handle that much punishment.
Milk? And he’s shipping this overseas?
I’ve seen raisins in stuffing before. And White Castle burgers. It’s good
To Jack's defense it's not only have I seen reasons and stuffing before but I had a relative that used raisins in her stuffing
He literally uses the wrong tools for EVERYTHING. Mixing that stuffing was the perfect opportunity to use the wooden spoon he uses for everything else! The dislike this man's simple presence envokes is astronomical.
After seeing his latest videos, the channel should be renamed the “cooking with Tammy show”since he’s physically and mentally unable to cook anything for himself any more. It’s kinda sad, but I also can’t stop watching
I'm completely convinced that Tammy has a FAT insurance policy on Jack so she's trying to help him speed up his demise
Damn man that sucks. I haven’t watched Jack in years now but I remember he was one of the very first channels I used to watch when I had dial up net. I never made anything Jack did, but I remember he would always reply to everyone in his comments and he was a nice dude.
I live for these videos
I’d rather have a Thanksgiving MRE than have his Thanksgiving meal.
"Are those the raisins " ? ...hopefully im not the only one who heard " IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER ??? " in his head when Arc said that lol
Thanksgiving dinner at the dining facility in the army is actually dope, all the traditional dishes cooked properly, with the battalion commanders and their command sergeant majors serving the food. This idea of any kind of send a Thanksgiving dinner to the troops, especially overseas, sounds fabricated, probably for Jack to use as an ego boost. I never heard of any of the soldiers in the units or locations (Korea, Fort Lewis, Germany, Iraq, Afghanistan) I was stationed at/deployed to receiving a Thanksgiving dinner in the mail, and considering how long mail takes to arrive overseas, it'd be unsafe to eat the food once it arrived regardless of who cooked it.
It's possibly a little "upper crust" to have never had a tube of meat...jussayin.
I would refuse to eat this.
Ah yes, the Arms Forces.
At least it was sent to a pvt fc which i like lvl.1 and not anyone higher in the chain of command
He also made a Mash in this thanksgiving series with a huge portion of Pepper. Yeah it was even worse than his average.
I remember that
Jack: *dumps out what seemed like a cup of pepper* Whoops *Sprinkles in a little more pepper*
The rule with poultry is that you don't simply "raise" the internal temperature to 165 and then boom, it's done. You bring the internal temperature up to 165 and then maintain that temperature or above for a specified amount of time so that the meat cooks. That's literally cooking 101. The internal temperature is merely a guage as to whether or not your meat is hot enough to properly cook in the first place.
That’s not how internal temp works.
@@frankf684 No. It doesn't. But you also don't pull meat the VERY moment it becomes that internal temperature. That was me point, boio.
I’d rather have Hannibal Lector cook thanksgiving dinner for me
You'd know it be cooked at least
In SC we make cornbread dressing w chopped boiled eggs. In gravy too, is that weird?
That’s a really kind idea of Jack tbh, but I’ve heard good things about the food tent in Afghanistan. I mean guaranteed if you don’t spew it out, or get green apple splatters, it’s a solid 2.5/10 meal.
Who puts milk in their dressing 😂
First of all, he calls the soldier a "kid." That "kid" is doing more than Jack has ever done in his entire gluttonous life. Second, he doesn't even bother to memorize the man's name and just gives a dismissive wave when he clearly can't remember it and has a graphic put up. Seriously, he couldn't remember the name of this man or have it written down to at least show a modicum of respect?? He couldn't do another take? Jack likes to present himself as the ultimate man's man, so he probably does harbor some resentment for this guy for doing what Jack could never do and being held in higher regards than Jack.
would you rather eat dinner with iron wrath or king cobra ?
Civilian question here, don't Military kitchens make a bit of a fuss over these celebratory meals? Good for morale etc. I've seen it on the news loads.
What is he making a bowl of cereal you don't put milk in stuffing
A raw, overly seasoned Thanksgiving tube turkey crammed with lackluster mashed potatoes and string beans, topped with crunchy, soggy bitter croutons, swimming in blackened butter.
Yum. A Jack Scalfani prepped Thanksgiving feast fit for the starving troops.
God Bless America.
Kay's Cooking is pretty funny too. I'd like to see more reviews of her videos
You read the Neverhood hall of records, and your content is THIS chaotic? I praise you.
I love your videos, but wish to offer some constructive criticism or just a clarification. Just because it says "rub" does not mean that you actually want to rub or massage the seasoning into the meat (depending on the type of meat). At most, you usually want to pat the rub on the meat for best adherence. If you rub or massage it in, completely ruin certain cuts of meat with brisket being the worst offender. Brisket will come out with a "gummy" meat texture when rubbed in such a manner.
Yeah, I clarified more later on down the line about that in the original recording but it ultimately didn't make the cut because it just kind of turned into me over explaining it
More so I was trying to emphasize the ridiculous nature of Jack just, y'know, dumping the seasoning on and hoping it sticks
I disagree. Majority of pitmasters rub in the… rub. Or use mustard or perhaps olive oil as a binder for salt pepper and garlic. But rubs are generally designed to be rubbed on a pork butt or brisket. Each their own
We don’t need variety just Jack
I don’t mind a bit of a sprinkling of Kay, but yeah, Jack is the boy.
I don’t think stuffing is supposed to crunch after you bake it?
Milk Jack
please don't
Bet you couldn't cook a meal from scratch if your Stouffer's lasagna depended on it. Prove me wrong, please.
He’s about to, will you do the same? Thought not. You have a 9 year old channel and zero content, get lost
Neither can Jack.And if you think Jack can cook you need help.
F*** Jack. Enough said. 👍🇵🇸🇺🇸 happy thanksgiving brother Arc
He’s No Cook or Chef.. His Chicken is always raw! Lol and He only makes food that’s pretty much already prepared. He just throws all together. Right? Not a Show either Jack.
Probably his stuffing and the mashed potatoes is his most edible dishes out of that meal.