I’ve seen a couple of people say that Jack probably asked the Magic Bullet company if they would sponsor him in a video, and when they said no, he basically threw a tantrum and made this video to intentionally make the bullet look bad, and he still failed
@@peterv1318 Sadly, he has, his garbage stew was sponsored by a razor company, his bison video was sponsored by Crown Blue Bison, his gamer foods video had World of Warships and there was another video sponsored by Audible (That one makes the most sense since I have doubts Jack can read)
@@Nick_C1997 - thank you. I remember the blue bison 🦬 after I wrote it. He really screwed up on that. That company sounds to close to the dog food company blue buffalo.
@@peterv1318 Well, that’s just the ones I can remember, but what really speaks to how bad he is, after all the years on UA-cam, he still hasn’t hit 1 million subscribers
I still have the cups, I use them all the time for smoothies, but the motor on my Bullet burned out, eventually. These days I have a blender that attaches to a stand mixer, mostly because I couldn't find a new Bullet blender anywhere. It's a shame, because they were really good at a few specific things, super easy to clean up and the storage cups (which I still have and use) are really handy.
Jack calling that omelette "burnt on the outside" might be his most baffling moment to me, because (a) that is nowhere near burnt, (b) he's blaming the Magic Bullet for the way his omelette is cooking, and (c) like most of Jack's mistakes, this is incredibly easy to fix (Just flip the damn omelette!) but for some reason he just doesn't.
I am very enthusiastic about you reviewing Jack on the Go. It is an UNTAPPED goldmine of content from Jack. No one reviews them, and yet it shows Jack at his angriest, at his gluttonest, and at his most unlikeable. Especially the early ones, where he's with his (former) friends being (what he thinks is) a jocular yet relatable guy.
I think I read somewhere that this review was an intended hit piece by Jack because Magic Bullet refused to sponsor him, and he wanted to make them look bad in retaliation. If true, you can see how well that worked for old Jackie-boy.
Too true. He reviewed Red Copper Five Minute Chef and, as is tradition, tossed the directions and royally fucked up the tests, and deemed the product “dangerous”. Of course, Telebrands slapped him with a lawsuit and (I think) a C&D to take down the review asap and do a new review, testing the product thoroughly.
@@Yumifreak3Considering this is Jack Scalfani, a man who cannot cook a burger correctly, I'm amazed they thought any legal action was needed. Then and again, Jack does seem to have a dedicated following of people who seem to think he knows what he's doing, so who knows.
Jack’s videos are like mirrors to this bizarro universe, and watching people react to them has really become a guilty pleasure of mine. Love your content, dude. Keep it up!!
"You're acting like that silver guy murdered your family Jack!" *cue flashback fade* Jack: "Now, I hadn't been in a fight since high school, where a teacher or the principal comes and breaks it up... When I was choking Jack Jr., I didn't know when to stop, I didn't want to stop... I was gonna kill him..."
Lol! I worked at a breakfast restaurant for a couple of years. I've probably cracked thousands of eggs.... But I've never once seen somebody punch an egg to break it! Its actually even dumber than it looks because it's a great way to get eggshell bits in your omelete.
He cracks them with his nasty ring. You know he doesn't clean that thing, so it's probably filled with dirt and grime and raw egg. It grosses me out when people cook with rings on.
I recently found out that Jack also had one more product in his ‘Best You’ll Ever Taste’ line, Caribbean Jerk, but he never seemed to advertise it on his channel, which is weird since he made his channel purely just to advertise his sauces
Completely aside from jack, dude, you editing, audio, overall video production has improved so much in the last few months. Well done, seriously. You're getting really good at the production side of this stuff.
My first discovery of Jack was the On the Go food reviews channel. It's worth checking out..he and Tammy did all these BBQ joint places. I think I stopped watching after the second stroke when I realized he didn't care about his health.
Essentially Scalfani is on a destructive end to his life similar to Keith Moon but just not drinking and destroying public property. Instead its fatty foods and sodium
I have had a Magic Bullet for over 10 years. I used it to make baby food for my grandson. I use it for smoothies. I use it a lot to make salad dressings. I make a peanut sauce that took what felt like an age to get smooth that is done in seconds. If you ever have a problem, it is probably a shortage of liquid. That is why having too few tomatoes made it hard for the machine to make salsa. Jack is a jerk.
Hey man haven’t seen much content from you but like what I see so far, I’m doing so cooking with Jack stuff too and found your video while researching. Gave you a sub, great content!
unrelated to the video but i really enjoy these commentary videos! jack is a strange man he really needs to give up cooking before he kills someone or himself
I'm convinced that Jack has consciously become a self-parody at this point. Anymore he's literally just dumping random crap into a pan, covering it in an avalanche of cheese and calling it a recipe.
I have a Magic Bullet that was gifted to me for my wedding. It works great for regular fruit, but it has trouble with harder things, like ice cubes and frozen fruit. Don’t know why Jack is dumping on it so much - I’ve made some great smoothies with it
Oh dear, i did laugh when you said he had just come out of care, and showed what he has been cooking, he will be back in hospital soon at that rate, he allways seems to put so much butter and cheese on things.
What an awful salsa video and product review. The "it tastes nasty" thing pisses me off... like dude, it's YOUR SALSA and I really doubt those 4-5 basic ingredients taste "nasty", and he's supposed to be reviewing the device, not the recipe or the infomercial. He didn't blend the salsa enough too, and that's his fault.
A tad off topic, but I tried Jack's sauce once many years ago. It tasted a little like Lea & Perrins steak sauce, which I do enjoy, but had a strange texture that didn't appeal to me or my family.
ArcWielder: That’s enough cheese to clog three people’s arteries.
ChadJack: and I double the recipe.
🤣🤣🤣
I’ve seen a couple of people say that Jack probably asked the Magic Bullet company if they would sponsor him in a video, and when they said no, he basically threw a tantrum and made this video to intentionally make the bullet look bad, and he still failed
He contacted so many companies to sponsor him and I think everyone turned him down. I don’t think he ever had a sponsor.
@@peterv1318 Sadly, he has, his garbage stew was sponsored by a razor company, his bison video was sponsored by Crown Blue Bison, his gamer foods video had World of Warships and there was another video sponsored by Audible (That one makes the most sense since I have doubts Jack can read)
@@Nick_C1997 - thank you. I remember the blue bison 🦬 after I wrote it. He really screwed up on that. That company sounds to close to the dog food company blue buffalo.
@@Nick_C1997 - basically 4 sponsors in 16 years that’s not good for him lol.
@@peterv1318 Well, that’s just the ones I can remember, but what really speaks to how bad he is, after all the years on UA-cam, he still hasn’t hit 1 million subscribers
I had a Magic Bullet that lasted me over a decade. Used it regularly for smoothies. Jack just doesn't know how to appreciate nice things.
I still have the cups, I use them all the time for smoothies, but the motor on my Bullet burned out, eventually. These days I have a blender that attaches to a stand mixer, mostly because I couldn't find a new Bullet blender anywhere. It's a shame, because they were really good at a few specific things, super easy to clean up and the storage cups (which I still have and use) are really handy.
@@ThatSockmonkey I kept the cups too lol. I use a Nutribullet now and it's a lot bigger than the Magic Bullet. So far so good.
@@SketchyCrush i don't believe you. it's complete trash. it can't even cook an egg.
@@jamesbyrd3740 it will if you set it on fire 🗿
@@clarencecastro6956😂
Jack calling that omelette "burnt on the outside" might be his most baffling moment to me, because (a) that is nowhere near burnt, (b) he's blaming the Magic Bullet for the way his omelette is cooking, and (c) like most of Jack's mistakes, this is incredibly easy to fix (Just flip the damn omelette!) but for some reason he just doesn't.
No one has ever emailed jack requesting anything. He's the kinda guy that watches his own videos on repeat.
He gave it three seconds, but he barely pressed the thing down.
I am very enthusiastic about you reviewing Jack on the Go. It is an UNTAPPED goldmine of content from Jack. No one reviews them, and yet it shows Jack at his angriest, at his gluttonest, and at his most unlikeable. Especially the early ones, where he's with his (former) friends being (what he thinks is) a jocular yet relatable guy.
"I can't cook, clearly it's the magic bullet's fault!"
One hundred percent chance of raw chicken in that sauce somehow.
"Then cook it for longer." Actually made me laugh out loud. It's such a simple solution yet Jack blamed the product anyway.
I think I read somewhere that this review was an intended hit piece by Jack because Magic Bullet refused to sponsor him, and he wanted to make them look bad in retaliation.
If true, you can see how well that worked for old Jackie-boy.
Too true. He reviewed Red Copper Five Minute Chef and, as is tradition, tossed the directions and royally fucked up the tests, and deemed the product “dangerous”.
Of course, Telebrands slapped him with a lawsuit and (I think) a C&D to take down the review asap and do a new review, testing the product thoroughly.
@@Yumifreak3Considering this is Jack Scalfani, a man who cannot cook a burger correctly, I'm amazed they thought any legal action was needed.
Then and again, Jack does seem to have a dedicated following of people who seem to think he knows what he's doing, so who knows.
I'll never understand how Jack can be so incompetent in just about any venture he tries. Keep up this kind of content, really enjoy it
Jack’s videos are like mirrors to this bizarro universe, and watching people react to them has really become a guilty pleasure of mine.
Love your content, dude. Keep it up!!
Hosts a cooking show and cannot make an omelette. Turn it over my dude, cook both sides.
"You're acting like that silver guy murdered your family Jack!"
*cue flashback fade*
Jack: "Now, I hadn't been in a fight since high school, where a teacher or the principal comes and breaks it up... When I was choking Jack Jr., I didn't know when to stop, I didn't want to stop... I was gonna kill him..."
When Jack does product reviews, he didn't read the instructions. That's all i can say.
That little personal infomercial for his sauces that he used to add to all of his video always cracked me up.
THE BEST TERIYAKI SAUCE YOU WILL EVER TASTE!
Jacks BBQ sauce clone recipe
Regular: 1 jar grape jelly. Chunky not smooth
Spicy: 1 jar grape jelly plus cayenne pepper
You're welcome
The DSP of UA-cam cooking
Lol! I worked at a breakfast restaurant for a couple of years. I've probably cracked thousands of eggs.... But I've never once seen somebody punch an egg to break it! Its actually even dumber than it looks because it's a great way to get eggshell bits in your omelete.
He cracks them with his nasty ring. You know he doesn't clean that thing, so it's probably filled with dirt and grime and raw egg. It grosses me out when people cook with rings on.
Anything that is cooked to Jack is burnt
He must really like that nursing home.
I recently found out that Jack also had one more product in his ‘Best You’ll Ever Taste’ line, Caribbean Jerk, but he never seemed to advertise it on his channel, which is weird since he made his channel purely just to advertise his sauces
That salsa looked nasty but bloody chicken and pork looks delicious. Is jack from a mirror dimension where everything is the opposite of stuff here?
Completely aside from jack, dude, you editing, audio, overall video production has improved so much in the last few months. Well done, seriously. You're getting really good at the production side of this stuff.
7:39-7:48 that’s one hell of a deadline
My first discovery of Jack was the On the Go food reviews channel. It's worth checking out..he and Tammy did all these BBQ joint places. I think I stopped watching after the second stroke when I realized he didn't care about his health.
Essentially Scalfani is on a destructive end to his life similar to Keith Moon but just not drinking and destroying public property. Instead its fatty foods and sodium
I have had a Magic Bullet for over 10 years. I used it to make baby food for my grandson. I use it for smoothies. I use it a lot to make salad dressings. I make a peanut sauce that took what felt like an age to get smooth that is done in seconds. If you ever have a problem, it is probably a shortage of liquid. That is why having too few tomatoes made it hard for the machine to make salsa. Jack is a jerk.
Hey man haven’t seen much content from you but like what I see so far, I’m doing so cooking with Jack stuff too and found your video while researching. Gave you a sub, great content!
unrelated to the video but i really enjoy these commentary videos! jack is a strange man he really needs to give up cooking before he kills someone or himself
I'm convinced that Jack has consciously become a self-parody at this point. Anymore he's literally just dumping random crap into a pan, covering it in an avalanche of cheese and calling it a recipe.
I feel like cracking an Egg with another Egg is a little messy... But, I'm also not a Culinary God like Jack.
I actually like the magic bullet, had one for years, the review on the other hand is, strange...
I have a Magic Bullet that was gifted to me for my wedding. It works great for regular fruit, but it has trouble with harder things, like ice cubes and frozen fruit. Don’t know why Jack is dumping on it so much - I’ve made some great smoothies with it
Basically anything cooked is burnt to Jack and if anything is raw then that is cooked to him
So, people actually watch him....
Oh dear, i did laugh when you said he had just come out of care, and showed what he has been cooking, he will be back in hospital soon at that rate, he allways seems to put so much butter and cheese on things.
for a count, do the 1 missisippi 2 missisippi thing. If you just go 1-2-3 you are very unlikely to actually get the amount of time you wanted.
What an awful salsa video and product review. The "it tastes nasty" thing pisses me off... like dude, it's YOUR SALSA and I really doubt those 4-5 basic ingredients taste "nasty", and he's supposed to be reviewing the device, not the recipe or the infomercial. He didn't blend the salsa enough too, and that's his fault.
I don't think you could grow a goatee as nice as Jack's.
A tad off topic, but I tried Jack's sauce once many years ago. It tasted a little like Lea & Perrins steak sauce, which I do enjoy, but had a strange texture that didn't appeal to me or my family.
Arc, this isn't the only time hes punched an egg for a "cooking video" he did the same thing with his bison burger video.
I would not help him off an elephant.
hilarious my guy
If you do another one of his product reviews you should do his big boss grill one he’s even worse in it
So if the thing had worked, he would not have given it back to his dad and kept it for himself? What an entitled a-hole.
Bro you don’t need butter on ribs like that .
He isn’t testing this product right. This product is doing what it was made to do.
15 dollars for barbecues sauce and yet you go on his blog and he is bitching about the cost of things
Omelette du Fromage
He used 2 tomatoes the guy used 5
Your voice sounds like Tom Hank’s voice
You should!! LOL
I think @domreacts has a video where he tries jack’s sauces
I own a magic bullet and it’s good the original review hurts me
He was just butt hurt that Magic Bullet didn’t send him a freebie. I have one and their awesome.
I wonder if Jack’s Dr watches his “cooking” show.