Classic Gulman: The Greatest Smartphone Story Ever Told

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  • @ukdavepianoman
    @ukdavepianoman 8 місяців тому +32

    Brilliant delivery. I love the "phone is a seldom used app on my phone". A real master of words.

    • @stevencooke6451
      @stevencooke6451 5 місяців тому +3

      He is so brilliant with how he sets up punchlines. And the punchlines themselves.

  • @williamknell864
    @williamknell864 11 місяців тому +47

    "It only adds up if you add it up."
    That's gold.
    He's, like, my personal Shakespeare.

  • @tigerkuma1011
    @tigerkuma1011 10 місяців тому +24

    He is one of the best. He structures his routines so well. A true craftsman.

  • @peterm4486
    @peterm4486 11 місяців тому +18

    And I’m 63, never heard of you and now you are my favorite comedian!

    • @peterm4486
      @peterm4486 11 місяців тому +2

      @@RenataKleinRK Wonderful, thank you for that!

  • @snakedoktor6020
    @snakedoktor6020 Рік тому +186

    I'm 62, and have never heard of you. But you are now my favorite comedian. That, sir, was so true, and so funny!

    • @ForDemoPurposesOnly
      @ForDemoPurposesOnly Рік тому +44

      You think this is good, you should watch his routine on how the states got their abbreviations.

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 Рік тому +6

      @@ForDemoPurposesOnly
      Yes! Love that one.

    • @chrissybradshaw4879
      @chrissybradshaw4879 Рік тому +3

      You think that’s funny, wait until he tells you about how he loves grapes. 😂😂

    • @agin1519
      @agin1519 Рік тому +12

      So Dotty.

    • @thomasrodante3602
      @thomasrodante3602 Рік тому +1

      Yes! Turns out, I’m the only one of my friends that didn’t know about this guy. Have you seen him on Rich Eisen show?

  • @markraby1665
    @markraby1665 10 місяців тому +19

    In 2024, there are maybe five or six living comedians whose routines are funny enough to watch more than once. Gary Gulman is either at or near the top of that list

    • @PattyMac811
      @PattyMac811 10 місяців тому +2

      Gary Gulman
      Bill Burr
      Nate Bargatze
      Daniel Tosh
      Hannibal Burress
      Brian Regan
      In the convo..
      Pete Holmes
      Mike Birbiglia
      Anthony Jeselnik
      Kyle Kinane
      Tom Segura
      Dave Chappelle
      Casey Rocket from KillTony

    • @hoopsmunkey8675
      @hoopsmunkey8675 2 місяці тому

      @@PattyMac811you forgot Jim Gaffigan

    • @PattyMac811
      @PattyMac811 2 місяці тому +1

      @@hoopsmunkey8675 no I didnt

    • @hoopsmunkey8675
      @hoopsmunkey8675 2 місяці тому +2

      @@PattyMac811 yeah. You did.

  • @nfinsf
    @nfinsf 11 місяців тому +19

    “To me, the phone is a seldom used app… on my phone.” 😂

  • @marthawoodworth6907
    @marthawoodworth6907 4 місяці тому +1

    He's one of the greats. I can watch his sets again and again. I've got half of them memorized, lol.

  • @BenThere_DoneThat
    @BenThere_DoneThat 10 місяців тому +9

    Quickly clarifying with "Redemption" was so clever and well-delivered 😂

  • @sanctifiedandsaved5298
    @sanctifiedandsaved5298 10 місяців тому +11

    "seldom used app" - priceless perfect comedy

    • @truthspirit4433
      @truthspirit4433 5 місяців тому

      Enjoy your Cell... Dumb, I See. 😄 🤣 😂

  • @chrisb5483
    @chrisb5483 11 місяців тому +35

    Gary can take something you THINK has been done to death: not calling on our phones, and bring a fresh take on it and it's hilarious.

  • @eudaimoniac4620
    @eudaimoniac4620 4 місяці тому +1

    I have watched this more than 10 times over the years. Still cracks me up.

  • @christophershutt7549
    @christophershutt7549 11 місяців тому +10

    The way he crafts his monologs are amazing.

  • @edwardmeade9439
    @edwardmeade9439 Рік тому +59

    No matter how many times I watch this I still laugh.

  • @reneedesrosiers6920
    @reneedesrosiers6920 9 місяців тому +1

    Hey, I’m 80 and I never heard of you either and I think you’re wonderful now. So few comedians actually make me laugh.

  • @kathleenhauck2175
    @kathleenhauck2175 4 місяці тому +1

    My new favorite comedian

  • @flok.8317
    @flok.8317 11 місяців тому +18

    So glad to discover you have your own channel, Gary. I had discovered you on last comic standing and it was obvious then how talented you are. You have a very unique voice, delivery, and understated charm. You're it!

  • @ucantc
    @ucantc 10 місяців тому +9

    How is Gary not a huge comedian. He's one of the best I've ever seen

    • @Psalm22v6
      @Psalm22v6 8 місяців тому +1

      Diet and exercise.

  • @hotsaucehimself
    @hotsaucehimself Рік тому +6

    Classic Gulman is right! Love it

  • @aakhthuu
    @aakhthuu Рік тому +54

    Watching this on my phone 📞

  • @WallyJ2K
    @WallyJ2K Рік тому +16

    You're one of the greatest! Keep it up!

  • @JOHNAPRIL123
    @JOHNAPRIL123 10 місяців тому +4

    His humor is so perceptive.

  • @rhiannablumberg4803
    @rhiannablumberg4803 Рік тому +7

    still one of the best ever!!!!

  • @JimEdmiston
    @JimEdmiston Рік тому +7

    I could go for unregulated, unlimited pulp!

  • @musickb1
    @musickb1 Рік тому +4

    Love your stories! We still talk about Dot the sassy secretary abbreviating the states!

    • @HoldThisUp
      @HoldThisUp Рік тому +2

      Dottie, you randy minx!

    • @brendapaull
      @brendapaull 11 місяців тому +1

      Not now, Dottie! You vulgar lush!

  • @jasoncravens1124
    @jasoncravens1124 10 місяців тому

    Well crafted ending. Excellent.

  • @vegasquare
    @vegasquare Рік тому +6

    Great stuff…... Thank you!

  • @neilkirk2003
    @neilkirk2003 9 місяців тому +2

    Yes -- it's a fact -- YOU, sir are the most brilliant and the funniest comedian since George Carlin.🏆

  • @tomgio1
    @tomgio1 Рік тому +7

    My new favorite phrase, “your phone, is an app…on your PHONE.”

  • @jacksart7810
    @jacksart7810 Рік тому +9

    THE GUL! HELL YEAH!

  • @AudriaOdom-fr2zs
    @AudriaOdom-fr2zs 10 місяців тому +6

    I've obviously I've been living in a different reality. I've known of you, but it didn't even enter my mind that you had a UA-cam channel, so glad I was watching Team Coco (shout-out) and found you. Yay 🤗You are super Funny and can be super deep with just a smidge of quirk...idk, whatever it is, it's right on👏👏👏☠

  • @ShihanTomCallahan
    @ShihanTomCallahan 10 місяців тому +1

    my new favorite as well found him on Seth Myers.

  • @bruceluber5178
    @bruceluber5178 11 місяців тому +4

    My favorite use of my supercomputer in my pocket was getting replacement remote control app simulators when we would lose the remotes, it's genius

  • @CHDean
    @CHDean 10 місяців тому +1

    And he works clean.

  • @adrees
    @adrees Рік тому +11

    Love you Man! I have been getting a refreshing deluge of your videos on UA-cam and I’m loving it.

  • @SUP1900
    @SUP1900 Рік тому +13

    Love you, Gary Gulman! 😂

  • @sabahetaalek-finkelman3602
    @sabahetaalek-finkelman3602 Рік тому +5

    GOAT!!!

  • @benwitte8832
    @benwitte8832 10 місяців тому

    Oh yeah, keep digging. Gary has many great bits...Many.

  • @dp4089
    @dp4089 Рік тому +4

    He has some funny material. The grapefruit one is my favorite. Shawshank, Rocky are good too

  • @Roardawg
    @Roardawg Рік тому +3

    So incredibly relatable!

  • @daphnecooper8435
    @daphnecooper8435 9 місяців тому

    Dr Drew glad you did research

  • @ThemeParkDelight
    @ThemeParkDelight Рік тому +17

    Genuinely funny, whenever I see this come up on the comedy channel Laugh USA, I tell my wife: this guy's good

  • @jenniferggreer457
    @jenniferggreer457 Рік тому +15

    is he still doing standup? he was funny. remember him from last comic standing.

    • @jcplearn
      @jcplearn Рік тому +9

      Yes! Just bought tickets to see him. It'll be my second time.

    • @sleepinggorilla
      @sleepinggorilla Рік тому +2

      Just as he was getting popular and getting movie roles he had some personal issues and stopped working for a few years. I saw a short special he made where he talked about it.

    • @jenniferggreer457
      @jenniferggreer457 Рік тому +2

      @@sleepinggorilla hate to hear that. Glad he's back. I'd heard he got married , so maybe he's got a good life going on now!

  • @saxon6
    @saxon6 Рік тому +3

    I loved Scholastic Book Club

  • @beabeauty
    @beabeauty Рік тому +2

    Omg. You get me. I couldn’t buy the movie again but I would have looked into it . “ it only adds up if you add it up”. Lmao

  • @MrTcrean222
    @MrTcrean222 9 місяців тому

    Love Gary!
    Just read (listened to) his audiobook Misfit.
    Highly recommend.

  • @jamesdonlon3763
    @jamesdonlon3763 Рік тому +5

    Dude how have I not heard of you before? Awesome stuff!

  • @carlofiorletta
    @carlofiorletta Рік тому +4

    Fantastic set, reminds me of the first time I tasted fresh squeezed Orange juice, my ex-wife did try on that one.

  • @Kevins773
    @Kevins773 Рік тому +4

    I loved the Godfather reference 😂

  • @ProudPapaJD
    @ProudPapaJD Рік тому +1

    My offer is nothing!
    Brilliant.

  • @buzoff4642
    @buzoff4642 Рік тому +1

    We need a DVD to digital app.

  • @guitarman394
    @guitarman394 10 місяців тому

    Gulman is the best!

  • @makscho1
    @makscho1 Рік тому +2

    This is hilarious 😂

  • @TheLlane
    @TheLlane Рік тому +2

    He redefined sugar cookies.

    • @nince021
      @nince021 Рік тому +2

      Sugar cookies bit is what made me fall in love with his comedy, what must have been 20 years ago. And he’s still hilarious.

  • @xilebat
    @xilebat Рік тому

    The MASTER of the "tight five".

  • @lindaromero7780
    @lindaromero7780 10 місяців тому

    You da man!

  • @joeflickz
    @joeflickz 2 місяці тому

    Oh Gary you vulgar lush! That was great!

  • @joeyballentine7375
    @joeyballentine7375 11 місяців тому +1

    That sounds like girl math which I recently discovered. I just heard of you on NPR. So very funny. Hope you come to Tampa, FL.

  • @kpr2
    @kpr2 10 місяців тому

    Absolutely brilliant madness. :D
    PS: I've checked my accounts... it doesn't add it, it only subtracts.

  • @shinner65
    @shinner65 10 місяців тому

    Unregulated unlimited pulp is a fantasy of mine. Can’t get enough pulp. 🍊

  • @aarongifs
    @aarongifs 10 місяців тому

    Some pulp is the best lol

  • @RIPMrAlwaysFirst
    @RIPMrAlwaysFirst 10 місяців тому

    “I like the one that says shum pulp”
    - Tony Soprano

  • @getlowlevi
    @getlowlevi Рік тому +1

    Classic Dottie

  • @kellimshaver
    @kellimshaver 16 днів тому

    I'll admit that I've purchased movies on prime video because I didn't feel like getting up and walking across the house to get the blue-ray on two or three occasions...

  • @bruceluber5178
    @bruceluber5178 11 місяців тому

    I have gotten rid of VHS's and facet tapes but I still have CDs and DVDs so I guess I'm not too old

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 11 місяців тому

    I'm definitely the text before calling kind of guy.

  • @Transit_Biker
    @Transit_Biker 21 день тому

    The pulp is still in there, it's just very finely ground. When you shake up a plastic bottle, that stuff on the bottom is the pulp. :)

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 11 місяців тому

    You can't fight Big Pulp.

  • @ericg.43
    @ericg.43 10 місяців тому

    I 100% have done the dvd/streaming thing 😅

  • @Mitsoxfan
    @Mitsoxfan Рік тому +1

    JCC is still my favorite

  • @ScaricoOleoso
    @ScaricoOleoso 2 місяці тому

    I thought this was a comedy bit. I didn't realize you were just about verbatim reenacting Steve Jobs' presentation of the iPhone. 🤣

  • @davidbowman5105
    @davidbowman5105 Рік тому

    love pulp

  • @ernestcassler2505
    @ernestcassler2505 Рік тому +2

    Funny as always 🙂🙂

  • @cathygould
    @cathygould 10 місяців тому

    Pulp!

  • @charlesford157
    @charlesford157 Рік тому +2

    "It only adds up...If you add it up." Hilarious. I am totally using that. I'm not a comedian, so I can.

  • @ShihanTomCallahan
    @ShihanTomCallahan 10 місяців тому

    hilarious

  • @gavinhicks3474
    @gavinhicks3474 10 місяців тому

    The phone is a seldom used app on my phone! Yes!

  • @bland9876
    @bland9876 Рік тому

    He looks like the actor who played Bruce Banner in avengers.

  • @codingatnight
    @codingatnight Рік тому +3

    Hey, come to the West Coast, I will be glad to spend big $$$ to come see you.

    • @nfinsf
      @nfinsf 11 місяців тому

      He was recently here!

  • @sherparoyale
    @sherparoyale 8 місяців тому

    He’s going to have his Nate Bargatze or Larry David moment…

  • @6DBF
    @6DBF Рік тому +11

    Tell me about the generation that spends $15 to watch a movie rather than getting out of bed to watch it on the DVD he owns.

    • @181cameron
      @181cameron Рік тому +1

      The ones whose backs hurt

  • @tonygrowley5275
    @tonygrowley5275 11 місяців тому

    My oldest son never talks on his phone. I, on the other hand, don't even own one.

  • @davegenther6877
    @davegenther6877 8 місяців тому

    I love Nate Bargatze, but this guy is as good…different style. They are both in my top 3

  • @themcool8824
    @themcool8824 Рік тому

    Anybody else waiting for the favorite line in this golden set? - "This is my offer to you, Senator: nothing".
    Not complaining, but I'm sorry he left it out!

  • @EDBFunTimes
    @EDBFunTimes Рік тому

    Gah! Gah!!

  • @MatthewSmith-cp3hu
    @MatthewSmith-cp3hu 10 місяців тому

    prayer LORD thank you for gary, pls bless him and help him.
    in Jesus name i pray amen

  • @timroderick2314
    @timroderick2314 Місяць тому

    I have actually purchased a movie online that i own on dvd. Shame but funny

  • @MsAnnaBanana914
    @MsAnnaBanana914 3 місяці тому

    “It only adds up if you add it up”…Sounds like something Kamala Harris might say!

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 10 місяців тому

    People that pay for content make me laugh.

  • @vincentvega5686
    @vincentvega5686 Рік тому +5

    He thinks his mobile phone is a "phone" lol It's a pocket size computer that came with a phone app. :)

    • @buzoff4642
      @buzoff4642 Рік тому +1

      It's a pocket size tracker, that compels the public to believe they should be accessible at all times, along with everyone they ever try to contact.

    • @jaymoraski
      @jaymoraski Рік тому

      ​@@buzoff4642well said. With love to be able to talk to a person sometime when trying to solve a problem instead of a chatbox, AI etc.

  • @R0binah00d
    @R0binah00d 8 місяців тому +1

    I’d call this accurate public speaking. Not comedy.

  • @rijancaffe
    @rijancaffe Рік тому

    How very safe material. I like my comedians to be thought of as nice more than anything. I hope those actually funny psycho comedians to burn in hell. Seriously though, this is horrifying that young people find this funny. We are all doomed.

  • @alenmemic2269
    @alenmemic2269 Рік тому

    Too polite and too mellow.

  • @Lobishomem
    @Lobishomem Рік тому +1

    Not the least bit funny.

  • @GoodJuju.8D
    @GoodJuju.8D Рік тому +5

    Don't you just love him?! 🤍

  • @FackLoopz
    @FackLoopz Рік тому +3

    Not us. The common man.
    Just look at a person like Elon or your local small business. They’re not lazy. Tech is making YOU lazy, but it doesn’t have to. You’re letting it.

    • @Emilio1985
      @Emilio1985 Рік тому +1

      Elon hasn't worked a day in his life. He's the laziest human being who has any notoriety. He was born into apartheid money, used it to buy claim to founding companies that already existed (PayPal, SpaceX, Tesla) and has brought nothing to the commercial market except the grift of convincing idiots that he's got more brain cells than teeth.

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 Рік тому +10

      I think you missed the fact that this is comedy

    • @BedlamAndBones
      @BedlamAndBones Рік тому +5

      @@radhiadeedou8286No, this guy’s probably never laughed a day in his life.

    • @buzoff4642
      @buzoff4642 Рік тому +1

      ?!?
      You have to be kidding.
      Multitudes of business owners live year round on their seasonal/part time business, by paying the workers near nothing.
      And then there's investors who contribute no effort whatsoever, and use the public for shunting the business expenses and when really f'ing up, the bill to bail out their epic failures.