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The Life Changing $20 Bill - Gary Gulman
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- Опубліковано 11 лис 2021
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One of the most underrated comics alive. He has the funniest and most memorable jokes without being dirty or offensive. I always recommend him to people like I’m a drug dealer giving them their first free hit. The next time I see the person we spend the first five minutes quoting Gary!
Seeing him next month in Durham.
Love his states abbreviation routine.
Lawyering away in Victorville, eh, CoUNT JPF?
His how the states got their abbreviations story is absolutely classic. I've watched it a dozen times and it never ever gets old lol
He’s such a great storyteller, and probably the funniest clean comic I’ve ever seen in my life 😂
This guy is a straight-up comedic genius. His timing, delivery and word choice makes him so unique. “The Condiment Surcharge Disclosure Act” LOL
This happened to me in the Navy - about 40 years ago. Ironing my dress blues for the next day, found a twenty in the pocket. Never forget it.
“He lets his billionaire balls swing nilly-nilly beneath the death cloak of the great emancipator”. What an incredible statement 💀
“That’s your 1%!”
This man has become my favorite comedian solely based on snippets I've seen on social media. So very brilliant! It's so refreshing to see intelligent comedians out there with a mastery of language, timing, and understatement. So confident is Gulman in his material that he doesn't need to "oversell" it. Amazing. I can't wait to see him live someday! :)
"Can we never mention this again?". And she said "Mention what?". And we shared a laugh.
I’m Mexican and 2 dollars is too much for guacamole!! In Mexico they give it to you free with your dish..tortillas too, don’t be greedy Chipotle !!
This joking is so well done.
Without a filthy mouth this guy elevates comedy to a high level. Smart jokes that keep you laughing from inside out. Never and F word, never a disgusting disrespectful joke. Worth seating with the family to watch. Great Job Gary
Just saw him live and he was incredible!
He's so adorable. I love his comedy
Simply brilliant…and very funny. Why is he not on TV more ?
"Quarter impersonators..." Fabulous and brilliant. So glad I found this comedian!
About 20 years ago I read an article on the wealth of tech CEOs. Bill Gates was still with Microsoft. It calculated his yearly earnings to an hourly wage. Then, it said if he took the time out of his work day to stop in the hallway to pick up a $100 bill, he'd lose money.
So yeah, a found $20 would mean nothing. GREAT observation and bit!
While Bill Gates was a CEO, his wealth came from his having started the company Microsoft. And given he could anything he wanted, I read that he did enjoy McDonalds.
And this, kids, is a wonderful example answering the age-old question: when are we ever going to use this math in the future?
Plot twist: only a few years later since this show and now you need that $20 to eat for yourself at Chipotle. Don’t bring your friend, unless you want him to just sit and watch you eat.
If I met Gary then we’d be best friends hands down. The experiences and common stream of thought is hilarious
Hahaha! Got some good belly laughs! Thanks Gary.
The guacamole reminded me of a time when I went to a small restaurant off a highway during a cross country trip. I had a few minutes with the waitress because they didn't have certain things and so I went through a couple items and we had this little conversation with her pencil poised over her notepad.
But I noticed her drop her arms to her sides and look at me like she was about to say something but changed her mind twice.
On the third time, she said it, "are you going to pay for this?", with that tone that said she figured that I wouldn't.
Without any attitude or tone and a genuine smile, I said, "Let's make this interesting. You go place my order and then we'll both watch each other and see if I can make it to the door before you."
She didn't like that and with hands on the hips she demanded to know if I was going to pay for it.
With the exact same tone and smile I said, "how about you place the order OR send your manager over to ask that question. Then we can STILL watch each other and see who ends up outside first."
I did get my order; I did pay for it, and I gave her a nice tip.
Back before computers, you could write yourself a check and deposit it on a Friday, and maybe, by Monday you had the money to cover it.
he's a god-damned comedy genius.
"Forget about you, Freshness" is my conversation with my significant other.
Brilliant and hysterical!😂
Just quality comedy from Gulman right here
solve for x ??? omg this dude is hilarious…and creative
I think this guy really likes his Chipotle. He is still making funny jokes involving Chipotle many years later!
I gotta give it to ya nickel, you do a great quarter. Do you do Christopher Walken? LOLOLOL
Gary Gulman is a freakin genius.
Well done!
Brilliant writing
When I saw him live, I laughed so hard my face hurt for a week
Driving a crying from laughter from this man. 😂😂
Love you Gary! ❤❤❤❤❤
He is a genius.
say it once more
$20! You could have had 10 extra guacamoles.
I found a dollar on the street rolled up this afternoon - it was - no kidding - the same dollar I lost a week ago! What was it still doing there? Not as if no one walks this path. Fate is smiling upon me.
HA! 20$ pays for anything and maybe guac. Maybe chips and if lucky soda. Or get a kids meal and you can pay for him 🤣
BEAUTIFUL! AND SOMEDAY they will have TRUMP's face on the $20, or else a whole new denomination altogether 👍💯🇺🇲
Inflammation has ruined this bit
I think you mean “inflation” 😂
Wow soo jewish!!! Geez bro
Hilarious 😂