44:29 - "He has gone where no man has gone before," you say? A lesser man would have added, "...except for the last fella to court your mother." Your restraint is a testament to your professionalism in the pursuit of pure science.
man, much as i enjoy Tex talks Battletech, i really enjoy this kinda content. i started rewatching older episodes while the latest episode was in final production. glad to see new episodes of SS14 come out, and i hope you're taking a well deserved break
I sure am glad that the two dimensional exploration doesn't escalate in later shifts! That would be dangerous Also, this was my first time being in a Tex video! I was the Qm still finding their legs on the server
I swear, this man must have been running on like, FUMES of sleep, because at this point if you played a drinking game when ever he said Science, you'd uhhh...be fucking dead...
That moment when Checkers is being dragged half dead into medbay during an OSHA inspection was one for the books. EDIT: But it doesn't compare to sending a man into the second dimension. LMFAO
The mental images I get when I convert this buffoonery into a real life show in my head with Nick Offeeman as Ron Swanson as Tex, but still voiced by Tex, are unbearable 🤣 No, you're high and/or have a possible dissociative disordee, Dad!
In space, everyone can hear you scream. And everyone is screaming. All the times.
More like in space, no one can hear the OSHA violations.
And farting
It's a workplace Hazard, don worry bout it.
In space , science spaces you !
...or Quacking ... a full half hour of Quacking
"Today, I am going to be a science man!"
*Crew members begin to fart, shit themselves, and scream.*
Man, Abernathy dragging in the crusher to the OSHA meeting was so ominous I loved it.
There is no timezone where this upload makes sense, thank you tex. Early grinders and insomniacs wya
4 am here. He lives just south of me here. He uploaded this at 3 am. He's got a problem
"Greetings brothers, I am a scientist" - That coming from Randolph P Checkers would scare the hell out of me... Antag or not
~passes the safety inspection
~flees in terror of exploding station XD
all is as it should be
Tex turning SS14 into “Hydraulic Press Channel Simulator.” For science, of course.
It’s pronounced “hudralic press channel”
@@PitPwny For today's extra content, we have a very dangerous mimic. It is very dangerous, and so we must deal with it.
The HPC theme was perfect lol
Or a French cooking channel, making duck pate
Tex cackling madly and then “oooh donuts”. God bless you Tex and the BPL. A shining beacon of shitposting in a mad mad world.
Nothing more beautiful to me than that wonderful sound of Tex cackling insanely.
44:29 - "He has gone where no man has gone before," you say? A lesser man would have added, "...except for the last fella to court your mother." Your restraint is a testament to your professionalism in the pursuit of pure science.
SS14 at 5am?
Cargo doesn't sleep, HAIL CARGONIA 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
Stop shouting and move more freight!
@Digiarcstudio *CARGO MOVING NOISES*
@@e-train765 *HAPPY QUARTERMASTER NOISES*
You know I have a feeling that 95% of ss13/14 crews would willingly walk into a portal labeled “certain death” just to see what would happen
It would be the only way to settle the betting pool on how the portal kills....
Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System
Randolph doesnt need to hear all this, hes a highly trained professional!
"I am not threatening you. I'm making a promise."
Absolute gold.
This game could do one heck of a Blazing Saddles campfire scene in space
Good upload to see at the end of my 12hr overnight! Gonna give this a good watch when I kick back at home
@8:35 "Oh-HH!"
My head; ohhHHHhh!... yip yip yip-yip-yip, oh-huh oh-huh
I just blew the left side of my neck out, had a emergency trip to a osthiopath, and Tex posts a spacestation video. Today was a good day.
man, much as i enjoy Tex talks Battletech, i really enjoy this kinda content. i started rewatching older episodes while the latest episode was in final production. glad to see new episodes of SS14 come out, and i hope you're taking a well deserved break
My preferred way to start the day, a mug of screaming and shouting shared with coworkers
Someone gave the Hydraulic Press Channel guy LSD again....
Thank you for more spacemins tex! I always enjoy it!
Thank you so much teaching me about this fun game. As well showing how do science right one jobs I have little under standing of.
"Greetings brothers, I AM A SCIENTIST" followed by everyone farting and screaming. Amazing start as always.
TEX, YOU FUCKING MADMAN! Thank you for saving me from the last hour of night shift!
Jeez, that first human sacrifice to the gods of SCIENCE!(tm) by the Crushinator really sent me
That opossum became an intrepid Flatstronaut. So proud!
These just keep getting better!
That duck is a detective for station security
so the main thing I'm getting from this episode is: quack
Quack
I am glad my “duck dimension” activities were fun as the admin! Because, duck!!!
Lol this one belongs on the best of playlist. Some of the best sciencing I've ever seen!
"hey, that's the old Hydraulic Press Channel intro music... oh."
Very nice. Excellent episode overall.
I love your videos. You got me into ss13!
It's a damn shame that Checkers himself didn't get to experience the second dimension firsthand.
Fascinating.
love you man! One of the best spacemans I've ever seen...
*starts video, is immediately hit by a cavalcade of screams and farts*
Ahhh, so good to be back.
this is art thank you for the education i have learned so much
i salute the boys in two (dimensions)
32:32 welcome to hydraulic press channel, today we will be crushing this vending machine.
Crushing the duck should have given you patê
Ah yes... Fascinating science good sir.
Okay W checkers for adding some Prismcorp Virtual enterprises to an already amazing episode. Made my day
Great to see some new Spex 😊
Jim has been spotted
It's that precise combination of quacking and farting
LETS GOOO MORE SPACE STATION!!!!
There was a lot of Croban laughing early. This is gonna be a good one
Whiskey-Echo-Whisky-Lima-Alpha-Delta:
Sussy Science is go!
Ah sh*t, you know it's grimdark when you lose AN ENTIRE DIMENSION...
HAMPTER!
Of course I don't understand, but these videos sure do entertain the hell outta me!! Thanks for giving us content TEX & BPL! 🍻🍻
That opening music..... KANE LIVES
You can take the blood off of the floor via a syringe
Did Tex try to walk into the merge truly he is a man of science.
I sure am glad that the two dimensional exploration doesn't escalate in later shifts! That would be dangerous
Also, this was my first time being in a Tex video! I was the Qm still finding their legs on the server
_We passed_
_They love us_
It's not every day that you witness the most perfect comedy timing that there is
You know if they were already in the second dimension, that means Checkers was actually sending them to the FIRST dimension.
Lmao 'For Science!'
BTW you need a syringe to pickup liquid and put it in a container
Science duck is like the 3rd best duck.
I'm going to have to get back into SS13 again. I never really got the hang of it but I should try again.
I thought this was going to be the bar one where we set it up in public long before the shuttle came. haha Crazy rounds
SCIENCE. FASCINATING.
Hell yeah, SCIENCE!
Rich City would be proud. You know, the Second Dimension is a lot like the Garbage Dimension.
No time for sabotage, we need to do science!
...I think Checkers needs to stay in Cargo...
...It's "safer" that way.
Syringes can suck up the blood if you need floor samples.
I can, with at least a 75% thought, say that it wasn't me this time that caused the cut in the video.
I miss being able to see the full chat logs in these playthroughs.
In space I will make Osha smell my spacesuits farts
I swear, this man must have been running on like, FUMES of sleep, because at this point if you played a drinking game when ever he said Science, you'd uhhh...be fucking dead...
Happy Halloween tex and legion.
Do you ever actually pursue your Traitor goals using 5D chess?
In the hypothetical, duck dimension. Is it a dimension that’s full of ducks. That is pure duck, or the only ones that single duck.
So is that like the scaley version of Captin Kirk since he was tricking people into his bedroom "for science" ?
I always miss out on the cool ones.
Have you (um, Tex I mean) ever played "Foxhole" or the top-down endless war MMO? Just wondering as it would be fun to see a video of you in that game!
Poor moppy
Everyone shut up Tex dropped a new Space station 13!!!!😮
SCIENCE!!! HAHAHAHA oh donuts
Is this worth trying out? It looks incredibly zany and fun.
SCIENCE!!!
EGADS! LOOK! EVERYONE! I AM COMMUNICATING FROM THE 2ND DIMENSION!!!!!!
ALL HAIL SCIGONIA!
For Science and 2D space.
😎👍🦆
That moment when Checkers is being dragged half dead into medbay during an OSHA inspection was one for the books.
EDIT: But it doesn't compare to sending a man into the second dimension. LMFAO
More space station uwu
I don't think I need weight loss that badly...
But hey, some people need to be flat I guess.
Out of curiosity, what server do you usually play on?
Are we liking ss14 over 13, I assume its ok with less depth.
Third like
@The Black Pants Legion Google is forcing ads on your video... Are you getting paid for it?
I got six on this video... Not cool if you don't get a dime... Talent needs to be paid... I've been an actor and a model... Pay the help Google...
@@styxdragoncharon4003 only one thing to do - block the hell out of those ads
spess
Man SS-14 is not for me.
Tex NEVER plays science!!! THIS IS LEGENDARY
The mental images I get when I convert this buffoonery into a real life show in my head with Nick Offeeman as Ron Swanson as Tex, but still voiced by Tex, are unbearable 🤣 No, you're high
and/or have a possible dissociative disordee, Dad!