@@nothereandthereanywhere No I just realised that the "genius" who invented that theory couldn't even be arsed coming up with something even slightly true
@Lo Fell I’m not going to waste life arguing with you buddy hope you or someone close catches it so you can see it with your own eyes, enjoy your experience x
@Lo Fell yeah it kills at a higher rate then a seasonal flu ? Look it up bud I’m not going to copy and paste a link for you cos I’m not a fucking nutcase
@@LeonieJMerry and then they'll potentially kill their elderly relatives with their selfishness. All because people just _can't_ follow the rules. Hope losing loved ones and _forcing _*_everyone_*_ into even more and longer restrictions_ is worth it. I would've been happy with London getting Tier 3, as the North's infection rates are much lower than London yet we were originally given a higher tier. But karma paid a visit.
Technically all atoms with any energy vibrate so she is correct, but that has no effect on anything except for what state of matter it is in (solid/liquid/gas).
yeah, well we asign an energy value to these vibrations, values which are commonly known as temperature. if you are at boiling temperature you could certainly have a "resistance" for entertaining functional proteins but then you usualy arn't alive anymore. maybe that women claims to be a hot zombie?
Yeah, the only truly still atoms are those at absolute zero-0 Kelvin or -273 Celsius. I'm pretty sure such atoms are theoretical tho. Either way, in what world does the energy of your atoms affect your immunity to a virus? *_IN WHAT WORLD_*
Actually everything in this universe does have a vibrational frequency. It's just that "most" objects we use are just vibrating slowly as they are more solid.
😒 And I wonder if there is something else going on in the world and the country that might be more important right now 🤔 like maybe a pandemic 😷 Honestly, this country (and the world) is falling to pieces and they are discussing brexit and not how to get vaccines to every hospital in the country 😤
The "everything vibrates" lady and her "our vibration frequency" bit... I think she just googled enzymes, learned they de-structue if they "vibrate" (have too much energy) so no longer react. Then put that shit on covid and herself. Which is the equivalent logic too: The number 33 is two 3's So if I have 3 sweets, and add 3 more sweets, I now have two 3's... I got 33 sweets...
That's how conspiracy theories work. They have *some* truth to them - that's what makes them feel authentic, because people can google it and see proper results for it, from reputable sources. But that truth is twisted and applied in completely ridiculous and false ways to reach a conclusion that has nothing to do with reality. If you get down to particle physics, teeeechnically everything vibrates. So the claim itsself isn't wrong, but like your 3+3=33 example, it's applied in the wrong way.
@@mcfcguvnors they had a certain amount of tickets going for free for a certain amount of people social diatancing as i was gonna go but couldnt get time of work lol last ep was filmed on 15th
Does he know he did it? Bit confused ain't he? Some twin w a new hair cut might have done it! The Australian 1 though not the Canadian 1 cause erm where am I?
Not cancelled for us in Scotland. As long as we stay within our households we can still have Christmas. 🤣 shit if you live alone but plenty families can still open presents and eat those green gas balls.
I have to say it,this take was (is) brilliant. We can still keep smiling to the surreal life that we all have in front of us at this moment. A good and honest laugh! Thank you Russell.
I try and think of myself as a optimist, really I do. But after seeing this, I strongly suspect the dolphins will be leaving us, thanking us for all the fish. And that the mice will seriously consider having a go with the chimpanzees instead.
I apologise for the inconvenience that you cant really represent the "younger generation", you happen to be part of it and all your friends and family may be in tune with the way you look at the world, but that doesn't give you license to think you represent millions of people.
@@HermanWillems No, truthfully it started back in the 90s when the UK government and media started blaming everything unpopular that they did on the supposed EU rules that, in reality, had nothing to do with what the government decided. The EU was always a convenient punching bag for everything people didn't like. Telling your citizens for two whole decades that an organization you are part of is horrible and bad and constantly makes mean decisions just to bully them WILL have an effect eventually.
@@mcfcguvnors I dont think Australia wants diseased people coming into their country. Similar to NZ doesn't want us either. North Russia on the other hand will be welcoming.
Nigella is clearly pronouncing microwave in a funny way that they do in her house. We all have funny ways of pronouncing items in our homes. In our house we call a hair-dryer a woo-er because of the sound it makes, and our Echo devices "She who shall not be named." I bet she was challenged by her kids to say that on TV show and she did it for a laugh.
I mean, she is right, everything in the universe does indeed vibrate or move at a small enough scale. But that doesn't diminish the surrounding insanity.
This is how I think she connected the dots; The way enzymes work to digest food is similar to how vaccines help protect against viruses. Enzymes denature at high temperatures. When something changes state as it heats up and the particles vibrate. So she thinks that vibrations and heat are interchangeable things. She maybe thought that to have a microorganism inside you they have to have the same vibration frequency as you. And for some reason she was lead to believe that we don't. Basically she connected unrelated science together and formed an easily disproven theory.
The people who follow trump are a whole new level of crazy I've never seen. All he has to do is point to a cliff and tell them to jump and they would line up and do it. Its bizarre Scary.
Fun fact about the gentleman who hopes he doesn't have the "bloody bug now", here in America, his 30 yr old great nephew is my representative in Massachusetts's House of Representatives.
He always finds a reason to impersonate the Queen and Philip.
I love it
And we are f***ing grateful for that
One does not simply sum up the week's news without an impression of the royal family
Liz And Phil are the best
Probably deliberately writes opportunities into his show 🤣
The world’s going to shit, but at least we have Russell to make light of it.
@Daniel Wood what about USA they are going to shit too 😃 at least we are not alone
The news is better this way. All he needs now is a weather section, only has to be a 5 second thing. All he has to say is fuck knows XD
@@rastyj7815 Sadly it's true. Though they've done nothing but rile up the extremists.
@@jaywhite2059 He should totally add that!😂
it really is a weird world. i don’t know whether to laugh or cry some days.
Basically, everything is fucked. Completely and utterly
We live in a society
like having a canned audienceon tier 3 ?
🏴 Take Back Control 🏴
You're Defeated?
Already? Really? It's not armageddon, It's just a fucking virus that we now have several cures for. Calm down silly child.
🙄
are you 12? grow up
"Also, William = short for Bill"
Last I checked William was longer than Bill
Are you trying to make sense of the theories?
@@nothereandthereanywhere No I just realised that the "genius" who invented that theory couldn't even be arsed coming up with something even slightly true
William -> Billy/bill
@@N0UG37 so my friend William is Bill Gates? Should tell him that 😁😁
@@nothereandthereanywhere Might be able to claim a share of Bill Gates wealth
Politics in a nutshell, ‘They can only agree to keep talking.’
Divorced couple negotiations basically.
They gotta keep talking to justify their crazy wages! To claim they've worked 12 hours to come to a agreement most of us would've had in 1 hour
This didn't age well
"London is in Tier 3"
Man, you post this as soon as they announce T4.
The whole south east too 😭
@Lo Fell maybe we can put you and all you conspiracy theorists onto a barge and let you live out your life not socially distanced “oooo LOVELY”
@Lo Fell I’m not going to waste life arguing with you buddy hope you or someone close catches it so you can see it with your own eyes, enjoy your experience x
@Lo Fell plus you literally watch something to argue with it, don’t like it? Stfu 🤫 you think we’re dumb wasting time watching what we want to watch 😂
@Lo Fell yeah it kills at a higher rate then a seasonal flu ? Look it up bud I’m not going to copy and paste a link for you cos I’m not a fucking nutcase
Mecro wavey cracked me up wife was on phone to my mum they was talking bout bloody Xmas boring watching you is my highlight this year 💯😁
Mêcro Wavé
Agreed - this totally cheered me up!
Na... Hunting down nurses!! Err err
courtesy of my glock 😂
As I understand it she has been having some fun with the pronunciation. She also called it a science oven too.
"London is in Tier 3" _Laughs in Northern because they just went up to tier 4 and had Christmas officially cancelled_
What the fuck is a tier 4? I thought there were only three???
You best check
wait tf
@@LeonieJMerry and then they'll potentially kill their elderly relatives with their selfishness. All because people just _can't_ follow the rules. Hope losing loved ones and _forcing _*_everyone_*_ into even more and longer restrictions_ is worth it.
I would've been happy with London getting Tier 3, as the North's infection rates are much lower than London yet we were originally given a higher tier. But karma paid a visit.
Laughs in Cornwall
We need a chuckle, we can count on Russell to make us smile, my favourite comedian.
Technically all atoms with any energy vibrate so she is correct, but that has no effect on anything except for what state of matter it is in (solid/liquid/gas).
yeah, well we asign an energy value to these vibrations, values which are commonly known as temperature. if you are at boiling temperature you could certainly have a "resistance" for entertaining functional proteins but then you usualy arn't alive anymore.
maybe that women claims to be a hot zombie?
Yeah, the only truly still atoms are those at absolute zero-0 Kelvin or -273 Celsius. I'm pretty sure such atoms are theoretical tho. Either way, in what world does the energy of your atoms affect your immunity to a virus? *_IN WHAT WORLD_*
@@veggiesnake619 You're immune to a virus if you're on fire...
@@ApothecaryTerry Well, call me a liberal because I've been *_DESTROYED_* by FACTS and LOGIC.
@@veggiesnake619 you mean call me a trump supporter right?
You've heard of Russell HowHard, get ready for Blowris Jobson
*_O U T_*
bit of bad timing when the tier 4 got announced 5 minutes later
audience? on tier 3 ? hmmmm
@@mcfcguvnors must be the illuminati
The only person who can tell me the news and make me cry with laughter 🤣🤣🤣
wonde rif the audience laughed ....think about it ....3...........2................1. light bulb etc :P
@@mcfcguvnors TF you on about
@Lo Fell Those who live in glass houses...
Please keep doing these they actually keep me going through this crazy time 🙌
Russell Howard got me through lockdown
Same
Actually everything in this universe does have a vibrational frequency. It's just that "most" objects we use are just vibrating slowly as they are more solid.
The Brexit situation is just getting out of hand now. Honestly it’s just being dragged
And they still don't get a hint that maaayyybe this wasn't a good idea to act upon with no clue of what you're doing
😒 And I wonder if there is something else going on in the world and the country that might be more important right now 🤔 like maybe a pandemic 😷 Honestly, this country (and the world) is falling to pieces and they are discussing brexit and not how to get vaccines to every hospital in the country 😤
@weepiest nutt uh no
@weepiest nutt uh yeah 😂 🇬🇧 with you all the way Britain. Let's go.
If I was old enough I would have voted for no brexit
Summed up this week perfectly
SHIT
incredibly so
Got to love Russell Howard ive watched him for years! Absolutely hilarious!
Thanks Russell and Team, you’re making it better for us during this crappy time! Big Fan from Malaysia!
I am all for pronouncing it me-crow-wah-vay.
Please fucking don't haha
you guys are so amoooozing - as is an audience in tier 3 :D
Pim--marn-ee
Tar-jeay
@@JamieJooESC too late it is a legal fucking requirement now!
She is right, everything does vibrate
The "everything vibrates" lady and her "our vibration frequency" bit...
I think she just googled enzymes, learned they de-structue if they "vibrate" (have too much energy) so no longer react.
Then put that shit on covid and herself.
Which is the equivalent logic too:
The number 33 is two 3's
So if I have 3 sweets, and add 3 more sweets, I now have two 3's...
I got 33 sweets...
That's how conspiracy theories work. They have *some* truth to them - that's what makes them feel authentic, because people can google it and see proper results for it, from reputable sources. But that truth is twisted and applied in completely ridiculous and false ways to reach a conclusion that has nothing to do with reality.
If you get down to particle physics, teeeechnically everything vibrates. So the claim itsself isn't wrong, but like your 3+3=33 example, it's applied in the wrong way.
🤣🤣🤣
Ah I see you speak Karen
No, I kid you not, it's a conspiracy theory about aliens and about how the moon is hollow. Unfortunately I know all about, and it's nuts.
@@scribblebee5412 that’s NOT a good thing, is it?
Boris... best description I’ve ever heard “a mop pushed through a ham”
Love these weekly updates
Oh if Liz started off with: “Now where do we fucking start?”
Id definitely watch it-
Oh this feel-good taking the piss sort of energy is making me so excited for Russel’s Australian shows!
He was about an hour too early to cover Christmas being cancelled at the last minute....
this aired a few nights ago NO ONE EVEN QUESTIONS WHERE the audience came from :D comical
@@mcfcguvnors they had a certain amount of tickets going for free for a certain amount of people social diatancing as i was gonna go but couldnt get time of work lol last ep was filmed on 15th
So fellow Englishmen and women, Boris went back on his word, he said that cancelling christmas is "unhuman", and he went and did it.
Well, nobody ever accused Bodge Job of being human. Even the virus couldn't tolerate him.
Does he know he did it? Bit confused ain't he? Some twin w a new hair cut might have done it! The Australian 1 though not the Canadian 1 cause erm where am I?
well he can't even get his words right if he said 'unhuman' the correct way of saying that is 'inhumane'
Not cancelled for us in Scotland. As long as we stay within our households we can still have Christmas. 🤣 shit if you live alone but plenty families can still open presents and eat those green gas balls.
Not in the south wesr😂😂😂😂
I have to say it,this take was (is) brilliant. We can still keep smiling to the surreal life that we all have in front of us at this moment. A good and honest laugh! Thank you Russell.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Trump took a sh*t on his desk on his last day.
He probably does most days ... :)
Now I have the image of Donald Trump squatting over a desk taking a shit to haunt my dreams🙃
He would if his knees could take it.
A shit has been sitting at that desk for four years I doubt people will notice
"London's in Tier 3"
Have I got news for you...
how things change so quickly...
YET THERE WAS AN AUDIENCE LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
@@mcfcguvnors socially distanced with limited seats being sold
Happy to hear the audiences laugh again
So good, brilliant. I needed this!
The past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared
What the crap are you talking about?
@@simongreaves210 will - would
Am - was
Shake - shook
Speare - speared
I try and think of myself as a optimist, really I do. But after seeing this, I strongly suspect the dolphins will be leaving us, thanking us for all the fish. And that the mice will seriously consider having a go with the chimpanzees instead.
I mean, Cliton removed all the 'W' keys on the keyboards when he left. That's a real power move.
We love you Russell Howard
As a representative of the younger generation being 16 I must say We're fucked
Same, it scares me ☺️
Yep... gotta agree with you. And they are gunna still make us sit exams
I'm not bothered I never really liked yoghurt anyway
I apologise for the inconvenience that you cant really represent the "younger generation", you happen to be part of it and all your friends and family may be in tune with the way you look at the world, but that doesn't give you license to think you represent millions of people.
@@foryou6888 That’s not what it’s about. Millions of young people think the same.
If it's twins, I hear the UK is Danny De Vito, and EU is Arnie.
Is that a good thing? It’s funny. But I’m worried
Make a “why 2020 has actually been a great year”, I dare you, Howard
Ozzyman reviews has done one. It's hilarious too
Watching this 12 hours later, they missed tier 4 by just a couple hours
I feel like i can't remember a time that Brexit talk wasn't going on
It all started when the EU wanted to do something about the rich Elite......hiding their money on tax havens... And here we are...
@@HermanWillems No, truthfully it started back in the 90s when the UK government and media started blaming everything unpopular that they did on the supposed EU rules that, in reality, had nothing to do with what the government decided.
The EU was always a convenient punching bag for everything people didn't like. Telling your citizens for two whole decades that an organization you are part of is horrible and bad and constantly makes mean decisions just to bully them WILL have an effect eventually.
That chant at the end was pure gold
with multiple celebrities getting into boxing and MMA these days why the heck can we not see Russell Howard vs Margaret
Thank you RH, I now have that song in my head 🤣
I love Russell's news segments
Honestly I'm kinda glad Christmas is basically cancelled at this point, I'm genuinely too tired for it this year
Covid is a scam
Love ur work Howard, keep it up
4:14 I’m actually sitting eating a Müller Fruit Corner😂😂
as an australian id very much like to be removed from this narrative bwhaha
were all coming to live with you when this shits over :D
@@mcfcguvnors I dont think Australia wants diseased people coming into their country. Similar to NZ doesn't want us either. North Russia on the other hand will be welcoming.
As a Scot, I wish I were a New Zealander.
Reporter interviewing the vibrator twins - "What the hell did I do to deserve this?"
Nigella is clearly pronouncing microwave in a funny way that they do in her house. We all have funny ways of pronouncing items in our homes. In our house we call a hair-dryer a woo-er because of the sound it makes, and our Echo devices "She who shall not be named." I bet she was challenged by her kids to say that on TV show and she did it for a laugh.
My mate calls tv remote oofer dooferi tell him it's telly turner
Thank you!
Those impersonations are the best. Thanks for the laughs 😆👍
I actually love this
Don't agree with a lot of his politics, but the way he words things is so funny! Love these videos, always keep me smiling...
*Girl: What are we eating on the date?*
*Me: Mee-cro-waave lobster (Australian-style).*
We might actually get to eat some Lobster due to China not buying them anymore
Love the show longer please ❤️❤️❤️
I think Boris came up with the tier 4 intentionally at relatively same time as this show to avoid getting the stingers.
More full episodes if you can mate we need them after this year
the last 30 seconds brought tears to my eyes
wonder if the audience laughed ......ill leave that 1 with you :P
This cheered me up 🤣
Me clicking this video: Russell save me, I keep crying this week.
I mean, she is right, everything in the universe does indeed vibrate or move at a small enough scale. But that doesn't diminish the surrounding insanity.
This is how I think she connected the dots;
The way enzymes work to digest food is similar to how vaccines help protect against viruses. Enzymes denature at high temperatures. When something changes state as it heats up and the particles vibrate. So she thinks that vibrations and heat are interchangeable things. She maybe thought that to have a microorganism inside you they have to have the same vibration frequency as you. And for some reason she was lead to believe that we don't. Basically she connected unrelated science together and formed an easily disproven theory.
Now we know why those idiots were on about putting the yogurt back in the fridge after opening it.
I love the last one.
i'd love if the queen watched russell in her spare time
I fucking love Russells impersonations.
He is officially my favourite comedian
Our government talks to us like we are children making up stupid ways to explain everything. Just say it how it is like Russell lol
Thank you for this. :D
This is the only thing that has kept me going all year lol
I can't believe that, as an Aussie, I'm agreeing with Malcolm Turnbull. What a strange year indeed. XD
Russell Howard: London and surrounding counties have gone into Tier 3
Me : *laughs in Tier 4*
The people who follow trump are a whole new level of crazy I've never seen. All he has to do is point to a cliff and tell them to jump and they would line up and do it. Its bizarre Scary.
This guy has the truest facts and makes serious funny
As an American, I apologize for the stupidly
It's not your fault
Please upload more of these
Cheers me right up
To be fair, sometimes i do feel like some australian roads go off the sides of cliffs😂
To be fair to the lady, everything in the universe does vibrate, but that matters little, unless you are using a mecrowahvey, like nigella
At shite times it's good to laugh ta Russell
Fun fact about the gentleman who hopes he doesn't have the "bloody bug now", here in America, his 30 yr old great nephew is my representative in Massachusetts's House of Representatives.
London in tier 3? Just wat a few hours and everything changes
I think they have now created a tier 4 and London is now that
0:45 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Russell
0:10 the... the *W H A T ? ?*
Love it 😂
Your a genius mate
The way he impressioned the Queen with the f word 🤣
Is Russell Howard now married? Wedding band left hand, Or is that Marri arde.😂😂
Nice cheeky veiw of guildford
Russell for fuck sake! You made me laugh all the way into an asthma crisis!😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
As an Australian, I can verify that I have indeed driven down that road...
When London is in tier 4.
Mobile wine tasting 😅😅😅
What a fucking shit year, next year will be the same and we will all be dead by 2030.
0:50 I genuinely understood what he meant.
The woman talking about being immune because of vibrations... does anyone have a link for this video in full please? 😂
I need to save this as it's funny as shit 0:11