Boris goes to see his Saudi mates yesterday. Today, Saudi owned P&O sacks and replaces all staff. After Rishi Sunak gave them hundreds of million in furlough money while they still make billions. There is no coincidence.
He's a master at avoiding the real answers to the questions asked by talking utter bollocks, and the sad thing is that he get's away with it time and time again because they let him !
Seriously, I would love to see all the reporters just keep asking the identical same question he didn't answer, one after the other, whoever he calls on next.
Makes sense. I banished him from my life due to being an insufferable and unfunny plank. So it’s a win win for us🤪 There’s a special offer on Nish Kumar. He’s a free gift.
@@johnryan-he2ru I know right. Money turns people into toffy, who enjoys burning money in front of homless people... but cant seem to buy class or empathy... or decency or common sense, or in Boris case, the alphabet! Or a hair brush, come to think of it. Lol But you would think History was something they covered? So why keep repeating it?
Out of all of this, you have to admire the people that are signing for the deaf people, or did they change what BJ was trying to say to something a little bit more intelligent.
I'd be surprised if there's a specific sign for half of what he says. Not counting things like nonsense; things which are most accurate, but would probably get them in trouble.
I like Russell Howard, he’s my favourite of all the Russells. Jimmy Russell, Russell Russell, Russell Caine, all the Russells. I liked it when he ran around a bit and pulled a face, it was funny.
What if the rivers were lowered? And had a bridge over it so its river pipes lights could be added for the fish and air ways can ne added to move rain water and flooding
Unlike the Tory government, Rita Ora actually DID get into massive trouble for having a huge birthday party with 30+ people on a rooftop somewhere, during the lockdown when social 'bubbles' weren't allowed to exceed 5 people from your own household.
In Gavin Williamson's defence, I didn't know who was who. Then again I stopped following sport and started watching classics as Mickey Mouse Club House, Pepper Pig and Dora the explorer. The joys of having children!
Have you ever heard the expression,the Kettle calling the pan black?, it was made for left wing comics, especially those who have the answer to everything simply by SHOUTING and bouncing up and down with rage. It’s not a pretty sight.
not defending Boris, but when you wanna try to make serious points it helps to be factually correct. Otters aren't randomly returning to our waters... They aren't in Singapore thinking to themselves 'Well, conditions have improved in the UK, let's move back'.
@@jessiepooch Oh, I need help? Why is that? Because Russell bought up Otters while talking about a petrol crisis? Tried to talk about how they're returning to our waters by themselves rather than being reintroduced by conservationists (aka people)? When you want to make a point and have people agree with you, it helps when everything you say is factually correct. If you get something as simple as the otter thing wrong, how am I going to be able to trust everything else that's being said is correct? Just because you're inlove with this guy, doesn't mean you need to blindly follow everything he says. Take his piece out of your mouth for a while.
Russell you make me laugh.😄👍 Who needs petrol ⛽ we've got otters 🤣🤣 What are you talking about. Boris must be on drugs. Mad as march hare. 🤣 He is as bad as Biden 👎👎👎
@@rucu8311 I wasn't. And I enjoyed the contents way too much to leave. But if an offer of constructive criticism is too much to take, I can shut up. Why improve after all, right?
@@rucu8311 I do feel kind of foolish. I rewatched and it did look real. So my bad for the comment (with good intentions at heart). So then do you think it possible to engineer it to quieter...? I find it distracting and a bit annoying in many great panel shows, by channel 4 especially, where panelists are saying things and you can't here them over the laughing audience... Well then, grievance poured.
Your Prime Minister reminds me of someone..... can't think of who at the moment but it will come, oh my dog, he sounds like that ttump** guy. Ex President of USA.
Hey Russell, as you love playing news clips of Boris and then screaming UNBELIEVABLE and waving your hands around you'll love this one thats doing the rounds of Keir Starmer on Nick Ferrari LBC radio show this week. Sir Keir is asked by Nick 'what is a woman' sir Keir splutters and stutters then blows his cheeks out and replies 'its not as easy as that'. Keir Starmer doesn't offer any answer, this would be comedy gold for your show you could even do an impression of Sir Keirs strange voice. Is there any reason why you will never include this in your show? As you make (so called) comedy out of Boris's shoes how about some jokes about the luscious Angela Raynor ridiculous blue platform fairy shoes. Yet again you will purposely never include this in the show for your seal like acolytes. Every show you do is just Groundhog day the public are onto you.
@Taffytop...Keith Starmer doesn't know what a woman Is ...I believe he doesn't lol....Diane Abbotts cognitive capabilities are a Joke...Angela Rayner Is schoolgirl Lauren from the Catherine Tate show ...and don't mention the 7 Labour MPs given Jail time or Claudia Webb threatening to attack people with Acid...or Dawn Butlers 18 thousand pound food bill and jacuzzi on " expenses" ....the Joke IS the Labour Party.
@@daviddavidson6156 can you explain 'what is a woman '? When you do I'll let labour leader Keir Starmer know as he is unable to give an answer. Surly Russ can milk the life out this for comedy gold or will russ totally ignore this, yes he will.
He was funny only up to the point where he started making fun of people who have legitimate questions about orders given. Just another party hack, then. Not a real comedian.
Where was he woke? That 4:40 bit? I share the wokeism allergy but found this clip quite entertaining. Just because he doesn't march in the failed Brexit parade doesn't make him woke.
A so called comedian who simply resorts to personal attack on people yet walked off stage when the audience disliked his contest This is not humor but a crude political attempt to sneer someone who has tried to do his best to serve the country under unprecedented times I was a Labour supporter but pleased that Boris was able to guide us through a series of serious problems The reason I left the Labour anti British party was because they have deliberately opposed and tried to interfere with every action trying to keep the UK safe And all this so called comedian can produce is a one sided personal attack Pathetic
Now Russell, you know what Iv said about the HUGE bag of chips on your shoulders?. If you want to hear bollocks being spoken just switch on to any rich,left wing comic having a rant! When youve work 45 years in back breaking jobs ,being a single parent bring up 2 sons,and making sure they knew the world didnt owe them a living ,( by the way they are wonderful men now ,both teachers,husbands and loving fathers) Theres NOTHING more annoying than listening to people standing on a stage ranting and raving,foaming with hate ,trying to tell us all how they have the answer to everything,and what we should think. !!!!!!!!. People pay good money to go for a night out,nad be entertained,NOT to listen to a rant from a young man who earns his living raging about how everybody who DOESNTagree with his politics is ,thick,racist,stupid etc etc ,when they make a VERY good living by going round and round on the endless shows of other like minded comic,s chat,game,comedy shows,it,s the same old faces over and over again. JUST ENTERTAIN people, keep your opinions to yourself ,we dont want to know not at those prices anyway. And get some salt for those chips ,!!!
So you think he wasn't entertaining his audience... I'm sorry, are you deaf to the amount of laughter in that room?? It may not be what you call entertaining, but the audience were entertained. But also, if the current Government didn't give comedians quite so much low-hanging fruit, people like Russel Howard would find other ways to entertain people that aren't "spreading hate against people who don't agree with their politics".
We've got otters in our rivers, so the government added untreated sewage. That should sort them out.
I'd laugh if I wasn't so fucking ashamed.
The country is on its ass and Boris is talking out of his!
I love how we were all laughing at America for electing Trump, and then we went and voted for Brexit AND elected Boris.
I would tell you you're wrong but you wouldn't listen.
Boris goes to see his Saudi mates yesterday. Today, Saudi owned P&O sacks and replaces all staff. After Rishi Sunak gave them hundreds of million in furlough money while they still make billions.
There is no coincidence.
Dubai, not "Saudi" ...
Thanks Watson.
@@Manu-Official Yeah, "Watson", 'cause all the t 0 w e l heads are the same, eh?
Saudi or Dubai?
@@alfredttarski4521 do I spot a towel reference, looks like the spelling was carefully selected for some reason. Follow the money, both of you.
He's a master at avoiding the real answers to the questions asked by talking utter bollocks, and the sad thing is that he get's away with it time and time again because they let him !
He and t**** have the same advisors. Never answer a question.
Seriously, I would love to see all the reporters just keep asking the identical same question he didn't answer, one after the other, whoever he calls on next.
@@jamesandrew1750 Obviously not 😂😂
@@elbruces Twitter campaign to make em do that!
😂 a true politician…
The BSL interpreter must've been having an existential crisis with that BS.
🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant
I dont know how I made it through lockdown without this man in my life. Brilliant Man!
Makes sense. I banished him from my life due to being an insufferable and unfunny plank. So it’s a win win for us🤪
There’s a special offer on Nish Kumar. He’s a free gift.
@otto clown
No wonder the countries in such a mess.
Why for the love of God! ... why do we let Boris talk in public!?
Who the hell writes his speeches?
Did he attend Trumps "university"?
@@glazierblue573 Says a lot about an Eton education.
@@johnryan-he2ru I know right. Money turns people into toffy, who enjoys burning money in front of homless people... but cant seem to buy class or empathy... or decency or common sense, or in Boris case, the alphabet! Or a hair brush, come to think of it. Lol But you would think History was something they covered? So why keep repeating it?
Out of all of this, you have to admire the people that are signing for the deaf people, or did they change what BJ was trying to say to something a little bit more intelligent.
I'd be surprised if there's a specific sign for half of what he says. Not counting things like nonsense; things which are most accurate, but would probably get them in trouble.
0:19 I feel bad for the people doing sign language having to work out what he's saying and to then sign it.
I love Russel Howard. He is so hilarious.
I like Russell Howard, he’s my favourite of all the Russells. Jimmy Russell, Russell Russell, Russell Caine, all the Russells. I liked it when he ran around a bit and pulled a face, it was funny.
H out of Steps has let himself go...
Russel Howard is genuinely funny.
The beaver does not give a dam
I swear Boris only says outlandish words to fuck with the sign language translator
I love that Russell doesn’t mince words.
& we've only got 15 MINUTES? XD
Build back beaver,
Build back butter,
Be ba booop
Me: lol
Boris Johnson is the David Brent of politics.
David Brent with a major head injury. Johnson is just... Sickening...
That impression of Jimmy Carr's laugh was spot on.
If all else fails - hide in a fecking fridge.
Who were those 'wankers' applauding his speach, not to mention re-electing him 'n his caucus .. ?
We need a Prime Minister like Russell Howard ❤
And the audience listening and clapping at his BS is just as ignorant.
Calm down Mr Angry, it's a comedy set. They were applauding Russel's set up and enjoying show.
@@manu-tonyo9654 I guess I should have specified whose BS I was referring to. Certainly not Russel.
Yep !!!!! All politicians are the same, they are all experts at dodging the question and talking total bollocks.
Sounded like Boris was doing a Harry Potter spell... And failed. "Biccus... Oh, forget it ! ".
This was a goooood show. Thanks
Is GBN the British equivalent of fox news?
pretty much. its the big tory channel
@@anundesireduser lol. Ok thanks.
It’s probably the most far right channel at the moment. It’s not as far right as Fox, British politics is never as extreme as American politics.
@@superpantman ya, they are very extreme.
@@jamesandrew1750 so, if masks are ineffective, then why do doctors wear them in surgeries?
WE ONLY GET A FEW MINUTES RUSSELL WE NEED MORE
That is where the PEPPA PIG speech came from !!????
Unfortunately it is currently “Still Talking Bollocks”.
Falling asleep in Parliament.🤣🤣
We've seen him, Boris speak coherently when he has to. When he's talking bollocks he's deflecting and painfully the British public puts up with it.
Any jokes about Starmer proposing the monster Tom Watson for a peerage?
Dood. Blunderbus Johnson is the greatest. The greatest Testiculator ever. He talks bollocks, while waving his arms about. And everyone claps.
my favourite comedian today.he doesn't pull punches and say what he thinks.absollutely fabulous
I feel bad for the sign interpreters lol
What if the rivers were lowered? And had a bridge over it so its river pipes lights could be added for the fish and air ways can ne added to move rain water and flooding
Can someone please explain the Rita Ora reference? I don’t get it
Unlike the Tory government, Rita Ora actually DID get into massive trouble for having a huge birthday party with 30+ people on a rooftop somewhere, during the lockdown when social 'bubbles' weren't allowed to exceed 5 people from your own household.
@@Maerahn thank you! I had no idea
The SADDEST part of this Boris B.S. Charade is.....
WAY TOO MANY FOLK BELIEVE IT AND WILL STILL VOTE FOR HIM REGARDLESS!
I love PMQ's Brois is comedy GOLD 😂🤣😆 You are not too bad either Russ 🤔🥱🤣 Just kidding !
best attempt for a theory of everything
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I seriously wondered if he was having a bad reaction to meds or some shit…
Here's a slogan for Russell Howard "you're not funny anymore"
Royal jelly ?
I have to ask, would he be saying the same shit if labour was in charge?
Yes because they all talk bollocks and care about nothing esp the public
@@rucu8311 YEP!!
4:05 that did not age well
Boris got us through the pandemic as did sunak.
What did Truss do.... totally shagged the arse of the UK.
brilliant
gods!!! i love this guy! he is so on point and so funny i might laugh myself to the nut farm. no - a literal nut farm - really! :) 😋🌷🌱
The last time I had a "floating breakfast experience" was when I had a dodgy fried egg sandwich and threw it all up in the bog...🏴😁🏴
We're the rivers cleaned up?
But who’s Ruta?
In Gavin Williamson's defence, I didn't know who was who. Then again I stopped following sport and started watching classics as Mickey Mouse Club House, Pepper Pig and Dora the explorer. The joys of having children!
BOBO the Clown needs to go! The country needs to stand up and sack him!
4:11 Jimmy Carr
Did boris have a party or summet
Hahahahahahahahahaha!....laughed till i soiled my self............Ta chap!
Might wanna lay off the comedy dude, just remember, build back bladder
Boris Johnson is more funnier than boring Starmer or Sunak 😂
"is he racist or incompetent"
Why not both?
would have been my honest to god reply to that question
This guy is an 💯absolutely classic classy comedian 👏n he's funny hilarious as!!
Just tops n his material is just amazingly good 👍.
Comedian takes the the pi33 out the government continuously great material
I feel sorry for the signers
What stuff you smoking boris?
👏👏👏👏👏👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
He really OTTER quit !
Nurses and carers should demand money from Boris. He promised lots of money to NHS after Brexit, promised money should be taken from him.
Boris will be NATO Chief Executive Officer Commander Marshall Admiral. That will be Fun. Leveling up NATO.
3:55 ah if only he knew what was going to happen in Ukraine.
😂🤣💖
Where's my nuclear bunker should be asked! Build down deeper! Gamma radiation halving factors considered! Fallout filters issued!
Bunkers won't help, or will these people stay down there for god knows how many years. Better to go in a blaze of glory..
Have you ever heard the expression,the Kettle calling the pan black?, it was made for left wing comics, especially those who have the answer to everything simply by SHOUTING and bouncing up and down with rage. It’s not a pretty sight.
You’re right. It’s not pretty, but it’s pretty hilarious
Ok bot :)
Herodotus
Russell I've seen your act try the same.
not defending Boris, but when you wanna try to make serious points it helps to be factually correct.
Otters aren't randomly returning to our waters... They aren't in Singapore thinking to themselves 'Well, conditions have improved in the UK, let's move back'.
Seek help.
@@jessiepooch Oh, I need help? Why is that?
Because Russell bought up Otters while talking about a petrol crisis?
Tried to talk about how they're returning to our waters by themselves rather than being reintroduced by conservationists (aka people)?
When you want to make a point and have people agree with you, it helps when everything you say is factually correct.
If you get something as simple as the otter thing wrong, how am I going to be able to trust everything else that's being said is correct?
Just because you're inlove with this guy, doesn't mean you need to blindly follow everything he says.
Take his piece out of your mouth for a while.
I mean he's not really trying to I think, he's a comedian
wait just a minute! He stole our nations slogan. USA has the slogan "BUILD BACK BETTER"
i thought who better to legalize cannabis #boris
ua-cam.com/video/BTjbyCM0o8Y/v-deo.html
#giant
any status any title make up one which says consent to the legalization of cannabis.
Mr legalize cannabis, marches into supreme court and says cannabis is legal (fullstop).
medicinally legalized and a choice
What joke terrible excuse for a government big wig no ya England
How does anybody find this failed comedian in the slightest way funny. No wonder he was heckled at one of his live performances.
Ok bot :)
Why are you not a SIR yet I have no idea.
Russell you make me laugh.😄👍
Who needs petrol ⛽ we've got otters 🤣🤣
What are you talking about.
Boris must be on drugs. Mad as march hare. 🤣
He is as bad as Biden 👎👎👎
It is funny.
From NOT england
Boris Johnson isn't funny
The sad truth is that is isn't funny at all
Russell, please - stop with the laughter tape already. Better have no sounds at all, or a swoosh of the ocean waves.
You can literally see the people laughing...
Go watch someone else then, were you forced to watch at gunpoint?
@@rucu8311 I wasn't. And I enjoyed the contents way too much to leave. But if an offer of constructive criticism is too much to take, I can shut up. Why improve after all, right?
@@artursandwich1974 it is actual laughter.
@@rucu8311 I do feel kind of foolish. I rewatched and it did look real. So my bad for the comment (with good intentions at heart). So then do you think it possible to engineer it to quieter...? I find it distracting and a bit annoying in many great panel shows, by channel 4 especially, where panelists are saying things and you can't here them over the laughing audience... Well then, grievance poured.
Your Prime Minister reminds me of someone..... can't think of who at the moment but it will come, oh my dog, he sounds like that ttump** guy. Ex President of USA.
Hey Russell, as you love playing news clips of Boris and then screaming UNBELIEVABLE and waving your hands around you'll love this one thats doing the rounds of Keir Starmer on Nick Ferrari LBC radio show this week. Sir Keir is asked by Nick 'what is a woman' sir Keir splutters and stutters then blows his cheeks out and replies 'its not as easy as that'. Keir Starmer doesn't offer any answer, this would be comedy gold for your show you could even do an impression of Sir Keirs strange voice. Is there any reason why you will never include this in your show? As you make (so called) comedy out of Boris's shoes how about some jokes about the luscious Angela Raynor ridiculous blue platform fairy shoes. Yet again you will purposely never include this in the show for your seal like acolytes. Every show you do is just Groundhog day the public are onto you.
ok bot :)
@Taffytop...Keith Starmer doesn't know what a woman Is ...I believe he doesn't lol....Diane Abbotts cognitive capabilities are a Joke...Angela Rayner Is schoolgirl Lauren from the Catherine Tate show ...and don't mention the 7 Labour MPs given Jail time or Claudia Webb threatening to attack people with Acid...or Dawn Butlers 18 thousand pound food bill and jacuzzi on " expenses" ....the Joke IS the Labour Party.
@@cf3443 ok bot :)
@@daviddavidson6156 can you explain 'what is a woman '? When you do I'll let labour leader Keir Starmer know as he is unable to give an answer. Surly Russ can milk the life out this for comedy gold or will russ totally ignore this, yes he will.
@@taffytop ok bot :)
What's going on with the fellas hair on GB News, forget the masks!
Those poor sign language interpreters...
He was funny only up to the point where he started making fun of people who have legitimate questions about orders given. Just another party hack, then. Not a real comedian.
Russell is hot, while Boris is not…🤤
russel howard WAS funny until he went woke now its just getting boring
Where was he woke? That 4:40 bit? I share the wokeism allergy but found this clip quite entertaining.
Just because he doesn't march in the failed Brexit parade doesn't make him woke.
@@landsgevaer not just in this clip but in general
i guess he just plays to his audience
Woke instead of being asleep?
A so called comedian who simply resorts to personal attack on people yet walked off stage when the audience disliked his contest
This is not humor but a crude political attempt to sneer someone who has tried to do his best to serve the country under unprecedented times
I was a Labour supporter but pleased that Boris was able to guide us through a series of serious problems
The reason I left the Labour anti British party was because they have deliberately opposed and tried to interfere with every action trying to keep the UK safe
And all this so called comedian can produce is a one sided personal attack
Pathetic
Ok bot :)
i couldn't laugh..it's true but not funny that this person runs the country ffs
Now Russell, you know what Iv said about the HUGE bag of chips on your shoulders?. If you want to hear bollocks being spoken just switch on to any rich,left wing comic having a rant!
When youve work 45 years in back breaking jobs ,being a single parent bring up 2 sons,and making sure they knew the world didnt owe them a living ,( by the way they are wonderful men now ,both teachers,husbands and loving fathers) Theres NOTHING more annoying than listening to people standing on a stage ranting and raving,foaming with hate ,trying to tell us all how they have the answer to everything,and what we should think. !!!!!!!!. People pay good money to go for a night out,nad be entertained,NOT to listen to a rant from a young man who earns his living raging about how everybody who DOESNTagree with his politics is ,thick,racist,stupid etc etc ,when they make a VERY good living by going round and round on the endless shows of other like minded comic,s chat,game,comedy shows,it,s the same old faces over and over again. JUST ENTERTAIN people, keep your opinions to yourself ,we dont want to know not at those prices anyway. And get some salt for those chips ,!!!
Wow! Somebody is watching GBN! 😁
So you think he wasn't entertaining his audience... I'm sorry, are you deaf to the amount of laughter in that room?? It may not be what you call entertaining, but the audience were entertained.
But also, if the current Government didn't give comedians quite so much low-hanging fruit, people like Russel Howard would find other ways to entertain people that aren't "spreading hate against people who don't agree with their politics".
Shut up ya boomer. You are part of the problem. Bet you love Boris. Tory bootlicker.
Have a good sook mate?
Why did you watch ?? Obviously you know Russell is funny that's why!! Otherwise keep your Tory loving views to yourself thanks.
Russell Howard should concentrate on trying to be a comedian, he is failing at the moment.
Oh, I think we all know that you voted for the witless cabbage patch kid at the last election Geoff.
Oh dear someone lost his sense of humour?
He's trying all right.
Yet you brits voted for him
No not all of us
Don’t remind me, I actually thought he would be a real game changer, it hasn’t taken me long to realise I was wrong!!
@@jacquelineloaring2438 oh if only there was any warning. Wait..
@@jacquelineloaring2438You would rather have Corbyn and Abbott running things then.