We Filmed Tardigrade Sex!
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- In our Season 2 debut, we're diving back into the world of our favorite little water bear friends!
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Yep, I am a porn director now. 😂
Congratulations on the career change, this is a promising fetish
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More than that, it is not your usual hardcore porn nor garden-variety vanilla porn, but scat porn 4:04
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This is exactly the hot bear on bear action I was looking for today
yeah just makes you wanna.. poop and have sex huh!
Nice?!
Amelia Morrow this gave me a chuckle
You win.
@@DanKillam I guarantee there's a parent somewhere that would freak out and try to cover their children's eyes and ears.
Tardigrades swim like I run in dreams
Same,... lol good one. 👍
Someone: What kind of porn are you into?
Me: It's... complicated
Bestiality
60 minute man
@Nate Place both
Bear with me for a second
@@ostrich3335 jesus fuckin christ, that joke
More like “Journey to the Microgasms” amirite
no, -gasm is the postfix to use when trying to portmonteau a word with orgasm
HAHAHHA AMAZING
ba dum tssss
😂
😂😂😂😂
"Menage a troisdigrade" was absolutely not too much, and furthermore was excellent.
The Drüid I definitely laughed out loud at that.
Yup I'm going to call it 'Tard-play'!!
An excellent groaner.
Is it offensiveto call that little joke "retardigrade"?
The Drüid Hear hear!
*You think that's hot? You should see me with my wheel-bearing mouth parts out!*
@Gupie Dziecko rotifers do...
@Gupie Dziecko there is *always* someone
Yucks
@Gupie Dziecko The /d/eviants want a word and then some with you.
@Gupie Dziecko Bold of you to make such assumptions on the internet.
I can't get over how slow tardigrades are. They waggle their legs and scrape the water so much, but never... get... anywhere...
Also, thanks so much for adding the scale ruler!
Remember, they are being filmed on a glass slide. They probably do better in a more natural environment.
@@r.blakehole932 Always a good reminder!
Yeah this is the single thing that cracks me up the most about them. They are arguably one of the most successful species on Earth and have been around since the freaking Cambrian. But in all that time of an aquatic existence they don't even know how to swim. They just try to awkwardly climb around in the water on stubby little feet.
Never get anywhere, like some guys.
@@Nadia1989 people guys..?
Orin: daddy where do babies come from
hank: hold on I have JUST the video for this
Ohh get your mind out of the petri dish!!!
This genuinely made me laugh. Great job!
🤣
6:47 That feeling when a Tardigrade lasts longer than you
ikr
Oooo stop it you ... just looking at you're body makes me climax 😘
I feel your pain😁
Oh my abs! 😂😂😂😂😂
I super appreciate the scale bar in this video. Also, I want a tardigrade valentine card, please!
Entrepreneur notion right there!!
No microcosmic series is complete without some tardigrade smut...
Great job, guys! Awaiting for the birthing episode and thanks for all the algae.
Advancement made: how did we get here?
Well, Do you have 90 minutes?
Or 9 months
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Ding Ding Ding!!! Top of morning!!
When a minecraft advancement says what you are thinking 😂😂😂i just got this recommended for some reason and that was exactly my thought
It blows my mind that their movements are so fluid and articulate for so few actual brain cells and size. Such elegance at such a minuscule scale...just mind blowing. 🤯
Blows my mind it took a while hour for this thing to bust
I wish I could last that long
So there`s tardigrade porn now
*Just give me your music I love it*
Andrew Huang who does their music has a channel and is on Spotify (and probably itunes).
Rule 34, there will always be a porn of it
It's good to see a scale bar...
...especially when introduced on a sex tape.
Wow you are right, Season 2 started out with a bang!
Multiple bangs
Tardigrade: Yeah, this seems like a nice spot, nobody is going to see us.
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Hold my microscope!
Yes, the quality content we subscribed for
No one:
Journey to the microcosmos: *lol tardigrade porn*
Just from the thumbnail I was CONVINCED that this was a zefrank episode XD
And *that* is how the tardigrades do
@@charliespinoza1966 Shit, you beat me to it!!! I just have a correction to make: And that's how the tardigrade doo. 😁
@@knuckleburger lolz ... ohmygod so funny
04:10 Of all the fetish, of course it has to be scat.
Dear god.
"Manage-á-trois-digrade" 😉😂
I know right.... I let out a little laugh, then I went back and listened to it again and it *still* made me laugh tee-hee. I thought it was cute!
yeah that was funny huh...
*Ménage à trois
Very good!!!
I was a little aghast that this was on YT, until I realized PH doesn't have a category for this....
Yet.
Yet!
Not to worry: Tardigrad-ephilia is coming.
Oh! 😂 PH is Pawn Hobb
wouldnt that go under bestiality tho since.. they are animals
It's a treat seeing you on all my subs lol
Aren't they technically doing it out in public?
They're so naughty
They're exhibitionists.
Tardigrade dogging....
ASeeker they’re exhibitionists and we’re voyeurs, apparently. I wonder if they consented to this....
69 likes.
@@creationfied haha and 69 looks like two tardigrades. Kinda.
James, you're making history !
Why did I just watch this whole video, and why did I enjoy watching it, I have no idea
Because: Tardigrades.
I guess it's a nice reminder that life is best when enjoyed 🥰 it just puts life in a perspective freed from the constraints of money
Oh my how lewd
Read this in Nep's voice
Scandalous!!
I MISSED THIS CHANNEL love all of yall this is the best stuff on youtube
4:14 is my new favorite euphemism, "poking the water bear"
Love the size reference in the corner! Nice touch!
Have you thought about cataloging your videos and submitting them to various research teams to help with their research? I bet you could be the start of a whole new wave of scientific discoveries!
I wrote a elaborate answer to this question, but youtube said no, and I lost 10 minute of my life writing that, so please accept this short answer.
No they do not have good enough material and scientists have better
Tardigrades pooping on each other.
when the material is good enough they can do what SmarterEveryday does sometimes
and actually write and submit a paper with the better documentations
@@YagamiKou I was thinking more of what Ants Canada does when filming his pet ants. He's submitted his footage to actual researchers to use in their papers.
@@TheGeocacheHunter ye that could work
but different microbes are often researched by different researchers
so it would be somewhat coinsidental if u managed to find someone working on what u just happened to find
other then that and maybe a trust/fidelity issue
there would be minor hurdles
but its probably alot easier then writing a full paper
waterbears? moss piglets?
they are manateenies
This video will be... Micro-Demonetized c:
People with tardigraee fetish:
I`LL TAKE AN ENTYRE STOCK!
István Soós *entire
Your*
Yup I'm going to call it 'Tard-play'!!
"But *Nature* had different plans"
* scrapes remains from glasware into a trashbin * 😅
Saw the notifocation, looked twice to make sure i disnt misread, clicked and wasn't disappointed XD
I usually watch these videos over breakfast.
Watching this while eating was slightly less pleasant than normal.
Instead of the usual dreamy New Age music playing in the background, this should have been accompanied by some classic 70s porno music.
I was expecting more comments celebrating the screen-independent scale bar.
So basically what you're saying is different strokes for different, uh, tardigrades?
girl: [poops on boy]
boy: this only makes me stronger
Microcosmos: How did we get here?
Me: Well, do you have 90 minutes?
*Not everyone will understand*
@Ismail Takach youtuber jacksepticeye "how did we get here?" live show with the tagline "do you have 90 minutes?" and minecraft achievement "how did we get here?"
Thanks for the actual size units!!! I love to be able to get a sense for the length of things in real units.
I literally had to see if this wasn't click-bait. It actually wasn't.
You need a P0řnhüb channel
You know... it would be a good way of picking up some new viewers who might learn a thing or two.
Simultaneous penetration and sperm delivery @ 4:53 . It appears to include a minor bowel release.
It happens in less than half a second.
This is about as close as I ever get to watching porn on the internet.
Dang, having grown up in Görlitz the mention of that little pension home of a town blew my freaking mind... I think i actually stood in front of the electron microscope where the research for this paper would be done a few years later...
I think it's called SENckenberg museum though, hank 😉
Add more violence and explicit sex scenes to get more views. Typical HBO tactics...
*This is a new level of epic!*
YES OH MY GOD YES YES YES EYESYSESYEYES
*SAY MY NAME*
NuclearGrizzly , they aren’t quite nuclear though.
Better hope not getting a strike for this title XD
"Poking the waterbear" is my new preferred euphemism for sex.
I want to see the fruits 😂...can't wait for your next upload guys...great channel, thank you for expanding my knowledge ✌
Apparently awkwardness of sex is universal 😂
I'm so very thankful you folks added a scale bar in response to feedback. It gives me a much better sense of scale along with the objective magnification. Can't wait to see what's next ☺️
8:34 Actually me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I have never wanted a Monday to come so badly before!!!!
It's 4 am and i am watching tardigrade porn.. Amazing videos and this channel has such an interesting concept!
I've always been interested in stuff like this (tardigrade porn), but never before found a channel who presents it in such a cool and easily digestible manner.
Sexy times of my favorite animal
Remember that time Hank referred to biological microscopy as "voyeurism"?
Congrats on season two.
I laughed so loud at ménage a troisdigrade that I scared my sleeping cat.
Thank you for spending your life freely sharing awesome information with the masses Hank Green. And CrashCourse and SciShow series have huge places in my life, but this series... it is just so uniquely awesome. It’s a nice escape to escape the macro and learn from chill peaceful voiceover Hank for 15 minutes a week. It’s like a guided meditation but with micro goop, poop, and relations all thrown into the mix. Just so much awesome I can’t even handle it.
With that scale in the corner, I suddenly feel much more confident in my own _manly_ size.
God please forgive me for what Im about to do
I've already commented that before, but do James's recordings ever lead to something ""properly"" scientific, such as papers etc? Because it's not the first time he films something rare.
Hank green and andrew huang!!!! Wth THE BEST COMBINATION OF SCIENCE AND MUSIC AND I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW HOLY SHITTT
This series has the best background music of any channel on UA-cam. On other channels the music ranges from distracting, to irritating, to perfectly unbearable. On this channel it's "a free glass of Primitivo-for me? Why thank you very much."
PLEASE tell me there is an episode on those weird wiggly tubular guys in the background because they were very distracting and I'd like to know whY
Well that escalated quickly
I mean, that really got out of hand fast
As a German, I really enjoyed hearing Hank trying to say Schneckenberg and Görlitz :D
Ok, with this kinda fucking title, how am I supposed not to drop everything and watch water bear porn?
meme: tardigrade interviewing at white room on black leather sofa 😏
This is by far the best show on YouToube, whilst being high as a kite.
The music, the pictures and the voice are so chill and calm.
love it
I love this channel and the footage you guys capture, thank you for your hours of observation and interest in the microscopic world and for sharing what you find with your channel. This is one of my top favorite channels, from commentary to the footage you capture, your videos are so soothing and interesting, I fucking love it!
How on Earth can you narrate so clearly with your tongue so firmly in your cheek? Good job!
whoa.. gotta go... thanks... HEY! Honey.... I got to show you this new thing I learned..
I always feel like they struggle to move about even with those perfectly formed paws, is that because they are between the slides?
"We filmed somethin' fuckin'." -Micro-cosmos
I love how much of the content you're involved in just turns into science sometimes
Hahaha, actually laughed reading the title!
3:46 is 100% not enough. It's never enough.
Normal People: Porn.
Me: Tardigrades mating.
Nature is amazing.
I like where this channel is going
Not what I expected yalls next upload to be, but hell, it’s the interaction between 2 other organisms to make another one! That’s neat :)
Anything for clicks, huh? ;>)
Too hot for youtube, inb4 its removed
AHHH! Micro Porn...Finally!
Now I need a cigarette!
Omg, they love each other❤
All three of them! 😊💞
I love my husband, and I have _never_ shat on him.
@@ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV haha. Closest to that me and the wife have gotten is farting 😂😂
She faked it
Gotta watch Hank in incognito mode now
finally something interesting on the internet.
Aaaaand now I'm incredibly anxious about Momma Tardigrade and her bebes for the next episode.
Thanks for the lovely start to the new season of JttM, y'all. Every show you've made has been a real treat to witness!
I look forwards (albeit with much trepidation, at least for the next show!) to seeing what comes about in 2020!
Tardiporn😄 Great start to the new season!
"Ménage à trois-digrade"
Teehee, Hank said "twat".
Some of the tartigrade faces look like snom
I had the idea to do a video series like this a few years ago, and very I'm glad I did not persue it. I'm doubtful that I would have produced such spectacular footage, and I make a much less relaxing narrator than Hank.
Hank's speak is just so - good! 🥰
Thanks for all of the interesting content. My mother recently broke her back, and her sleep is disturbed before her next pain medication. The content on this channel is both interesting and soothing for her. Thanks again!
ما هي أصغر عين طبيعية تتحسس الضوء مكتشفة حتى الآن وما هي أبعادها وهل يوجد سبب علمي لمحدودية هذا الحجم ؟؟
شكرا لجهودكم 👍