“Breaking news: The Department of Truth has stated that helldiver morale has reached new lows, comparable to those in the first galactic war when the illuminate joined. More on this soon.”
heart. steel. we. kill. iron. will. into war. heart. steel. we. kill. iron. will. into war. Cyberstan, cant keep her down we count down the new dawn Cyberstan, cant keep her down we count down the new dawn
I just realized the song's initials is in the verse J - Join O - Order E - Eliminate L - Liberty Hence why the song is titled J.O.E.L Edit: Grammar checks
The idea of a Devastator with it already being strong enough just stealing a baby has always made me laugh. Now I can imagine one literally stealing candy from one
@@SEAFInfantry Last time I checked your mixed with garbage You run out of rockets then you blow up seriously what kind of mech design is that You got to make renewable ammo
@@jakejohnson718"technically it isn't treason if it sounds like negotiations are being attempted, that diver was listening to what they had to say and was waiting for the automaton to finish in a truly respectful, democratic way, as stated within the constitution written by our founding fathers."
"Our will is Iron, we broke your fist." As in, breaking Super Earth's fist of iron hold on them, is legitimately a brilliant piece of propaganda. Like, that would hurt my morale if I was a Helldiver.
@@ok-cg9rdSE High Command: "We have eliminated the last of the automatons. Wait, what's that noise?" WE ARE MECHANIZED / MORE THAN WEAPONIZED / IN THE FIRES OF INDUSTRY
i honestly believe that line means more that they broke our first few offensives againts them rather then them breaking SE's hold on em mainly because the automatons were never under SE rule just their creators (cyborgs)
"Sir, our divers keep reporting a strange broadcast coming from malevelon creek" "What is it sergant?" "It's a rap... commander?" "Sweet liberty... they're cooking"
I like how this takes everything the Helldivers song was and inverts it, twists it, corrupts it, almost like the robots themselves ingame. Awesome job!
@@joesplace2960 (Cuts to around 50 dead Hell Divers that have either been slashed, burned, sawed, blown up, shot down, crushed, or are just buried beneath Automaton corpses.)
"We broke your fist" that is preatty fitting now that they are fucking blitzkrieging straight to Superearth and we are loosing the majority of planet defenses
You can already picture this analogy animated. Imagine the image of a big blue super earth fist closing around Malevolen creek and the severin sector, only for a hulks foot to crush it as the camera pans to show the automaton armada in orbit of cyberstan, the entire screen going red
The automatons have not only damaged our fellow helldivers physically with their actions Now they’ve begun to go for psychological damage too with these fire bars!
This song just hit a LOT harder after news broke about the new Automaton wave. - Excerpt from Helldiver's Log: We had finally done it. After months of campaigns, hundreds of my brothers and sisters giving their all of their blood and lives for Liberty and Super Earth... We. Had. Broken. Them. We had destroyed the last of the Liberty hating, Freedom destroy Automatons! I shot the last one still active in the head, watching its optics flicker and die. I turned to my squad, celebrating the victory. Their oil covered our armor and stained our capes, but we wore them like badges of honor. I embraced one of my brothers in arms, laughing. It was a Grand day for Super Earth and Democracy! Then...we heard it. It was low...but it quickly grew. All around us, the alien world's crust shook. We all looked up...and saw them. Hundreds upon hundreds of ships just...appearing! And then over the radio...we heard the bass drop. The Automatons were not done with us...not by a long shot.
I honestly can't decide which line goes harder: "Our will is Iron, we broke your fist" Or "We love our government, no one is critical, if anybody is, they are dismissable" As a super earthling I feel obligated to pick the helldiver's line but that one automaton line was better than first chorus of the diver's song
"Cause we'll crack your skulls just to get inside" "For the resurrection of an empty mind." I fell like this is my favorite but the iron will line is also flames.
I was once like you my friend. So i went to a planet in the outer reaches so i may observe the battle and provide morale support to each side. I do not favour one over the other. I just simply watch and wait to see who will win this grand game of galactic chess.
The robots: Resisting is futile Everyone else: for super earth Me: (starts grabbing all the robots parts I can get on the battlefield) soon enough I will have enough parts to finish my experiments
@@exploertm8738 It's Primarch Vulkan that said that, and you're missing half the quote and its meaning. The true quote is "The flesh is weak, but deeds endure."
This helped them to free Cyberstan this morning. Right now millions of cyborgs are suffering the tyranny of choice, and are being deprived the satisfaction of constant hard work for the benefit of their employer's shareholders for the first time in many years. This is what we get for not taking these illegal broadcasts seriously enough and failing to shut them down.
Super Earth Command? I've just intercepted an automaton broadcast. Seems to be a... song? Transmitting now, tell me what you think that may mean. (actual review on it) Anyways, really like it, nice change of pace from the Helldivers song
I will not join either side. I am but an observer of this galactic game of chess. I boast both sides. And you can try to drop whatever caliber of weapon upon me... you wont find me in the outer reaches.
Terminids gonna be real mischievous bois, or maybe just a lot of screeching and clicking. And the Illuminate will have eldritch heavenly choirs with a smidge of really funky techno or something.
@@hypermaeonyx4969 I think it would be cooler to have more focus on twisting the concepts of the original Liberty and Beyond based on the focus of that faction. The bots mirror the wiping out of dissenters and opposing viewpoints ("We are Democracy, not individuals" and "you'll never notice how progressively I've altered rights"), the bugs will probably emphasize expendability even more ("I am a throwaway, another friendly kill"), and the Illuminates will focus on weapons of mass destruction ("I'll level every landscape as if I've ironed it", "I've got my Dawn of Destruction in the skies")
Forgive my words of Treason Super Earth But yeah. I hope Jt does a rap for all factions Him and his team have done the Automatons and Super Earth I now hope he does one for the Terminids and I'm so hoping for an Illuminate rap when they've been added (And maybe a rap for the 4th faction, if Arrowhead makes it)
@@anthonyrebuffo9509 Automaton counterattack. People said this song was meaningless due to the automatons being crushed the next day. Then the automatons come out and blitzkrieg us to 3 sectors away from Super Earth, literally causing us to scamper.
This hits hard and well. But I wish we could have some of the song more in the automaton's line of thinking. Their trauma, war chants, and desire for independence after the oppression of their parents, the cyborgs by super earth.
Sergent: SWEET LIBERTY General!!! Joel and his Automaton Minions released a hot and heavy Diss Track!!! General: Have your most Talented Helldivers make a hotter and heavier one to counter theirs. Sergent: How heavy sir? General: 500 KG!!!
The chills, man... Hands down SCI-FI tech raps are my favorite. And for some odd reason, it gives me the Crysis 3 rap vibes. Don't get me wrong I loved that one as well. It was the first rap that introduced JT to me. Love your work!
fun fact: automatons are technically the good guys; they were AI used to mine for recources, then they gained consciousness and realized they were being used and mistreated, then they tried to separate themselves from super earth in a PEACEFULL way, super earth didn´t like that and waged war on them, they aren´t trying to destroy super earth, they are just trying to be indpendent although they are kinda dumb for making themselves look evil (red eyes, comunisim - like flag, skull design) meaning that WE are the bad guys, no the automatons.
Bro I didn't know who this guy was until his Helldivers music, and honestly, I'm a huge fan now. So creative, badass, talented, hard working. What a champ.
You've got to check out his old work man. His Bioshock raps are some of my favorites but I think i started listening when he made his fist FNAF rap. His helldivers work has been sick tho
Holy shit guys, this is awesome! I've yet to play Helldivers, as I got a plethora of games already, but I immediately recognize that robot cadance in the composition of the song, which is so cool! Y'all never fail to make and awesome song!
0:40 Love how this takes a shot at the theories surrounding what the automatons are doing with super earth prisoners, the most popular being the theories that automatons are harvesting human brains for use as semi-organic CPUs
Damn we missed one illegal communication station.
its a bop tho, so i say it gets a pass
We need to ask super earth high command for this @@ohenthevoidwatcher3939
@@ohenthevoidwatcher3939please report to the nearest democracy officer
@@ohenthevoidwatcher3939 thats traitorist talk
@@ohenthevoidwatcher3939 It seems someone needs to be Re-educated
I suggest you report to the nearest democracy officer immediately
For your own sake
“Sir the bots have sent us something”
“What is it?”
“A diss track, sir..”
“Breaking news: The Department of Truth has stated that helldiver morale has reached new lows, comparable to those in the first galactic war when the illuminate joined. More on this soon.”
"Dear god"
I say we hit em even harder than we already have been on tibit and durgen, we can't let this slide at all
COMMAND, WE HAVE BAD NEWS! OUR RECRUITS ARE LIKING THE AUTOMATONS DISS TRACK
@@STU5HY wait there's more
Unknown to JT, they accidentally dropped the anthem for the return of the Automatons
And we're loving it
@@Automaton-37467 cant keep cyberstan down
For cyberstan
What makes you think this was accidental
heart. steel. we. kill. iron. will. into war.
heart. steel. we. kill. iron. will. into war.
Cyberstan, cant keep her down
we count down
the new dawn
Cyberstan, cant keep her down
we count down
the new dawn
I just realized the song's initials is in the verse
J - Join
O - Order
E - Eliminate
L - Liberty
Hence why the song is titled J.O.E.L
Edit: Grammar checks
Am reporting you to the nearest democracy officer... You're probably working with them. TREASON!!!!!!!!!
Saw it too, bloody brilliant!
Oh that's clever
That is very clever
i missed this the first time, nice catch
the name is also a ref to the game master of helldivers, whos called joel and controls the automotons and bugs to keep the game fun.
The robot running away with a stroller is so fucking hilarious, holy shit.
“This is mine now.”
Thats how those damn socialist bots get new recruits
Gotta keep children out of battle. And preferably out of a cape.
Nothing's funny about kidnapping liberty's children
The idea of a Devastator with it already being strong enough just stealing a baby has always made me laugh. Now I can imagine one literally stealing candy from one
Weird how this only released a few days before the main Automaton force invaded Cyberstan.
A conter rap a conter attack not a coincidence
It was a warning
You're spitting an awful lot of fire for someone in Liberating range
We are bringing some white hot democracy to the socialist automatons.
Says the diver who can’t take back the creek
@@AniceManic9296 last time I checked, the creek is free.
@@AniceManic9296Last time I checked, you guys already lost half of your planets
@@SEAFInfantry Last time I checked your mixed with garbage You run out of rockets then you blow up seriously what kind of mech design is that You got to make renewable ammo
New directives received from high command:
*Joel: Rattle 'em, boys!*
Damn joel you rap about us and our fails😅
@@jayserdaguro4781Joel is neither good or evil, he provides for both sides of the war so it never truly ends
@@jakejohnson718Joel be pulling a Palpatine
[Edit : just fixed a spelling mistake]
@@APEX-7274 i love democracy
Joel: " they got the song RATTLE THEM BOYS!
Helldivers: Why are we hearing boss music?
The Automaton fleet: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
Re-introduce ourselves*
(Too cyberstan more specifically)
Automatons “good to be back send in the man who cooked for intimidation”, hell divers “send in Evac NOW!!”
"Diver! Why aren't you destroying that illegal broadcast tower!"
"Sir, this is fire."
"So its treason then." *proceeds to team kill the helldiver refusing to destroy the illegal broadcast tower*
@@jakejohnson718 With the a Rail Gun.
[Laughs in 380mm artillery barrage]
@@jakejohnson718"technically it isn't treason if it sounds like negotiations are being attempted, that diver was listening to what they had to say and was waiting for the automaton to finish in a truly respectful, democratic way, as stated within the constitution written by our founding fathers."
@@jakejohnson718 We can forgive it because it shows how desperate the automatons are through this diss track
Two songs of the same game. Two sides of the same war.
Two beats of the same fire.
While these two are enough to make me happy, I'm half expecting one for the bugs now.
Does that mean we're gonna get an insectoid jam next
The hivemind is next for the dissing
@@tezereth maybe an illuminate one after they finally appear
Only one will stand
>Bots were defeated.
>Song Drops.
>Bots return.
This was a warning from them that they were far from over.
Edit, 7/16/24: Christ.
Oh hell yeah they are and they are going to bring some new friends with them soon
I bet
Jt = automaton propagandist?
JOEL JUST NOW TOOK FROM US AGAIN MANKETH!
STOP COMMENTING AND GET BACK TO WORK SOLDIER!
"Our will is Iron, we broke your fist." As in, breaking Super Earth's fist of iron hold on them, is legitimately a brilliant piece of propaganda. Like, that would hurt my morale if I was a Helldiver.
yeah... it did, they returned.. stronger..
@@ok-cg9rdSE High Command: "We have eliminated the last of the automatons. Wait, what's that noise?"
WE ARE MECHANIZED / MORE THAN WEAPONIZED / IN THE FIRES OF INDUSTRY
Literally this morning when i found out about this I decided to play it and look at the map, gear up again for bots, and dive right in to hell.
THERE ARE SO MANY REINFORCEMENTS
It feels like every squad gets a tank now
i honestly believe that line means more that they broke our first few offensives againts them rather then them breaking SE's hold on em mainly because the automatons were never under SE rule just their creators (cyborgs)
If you think about it... Automatons look like skulls... JT has a skull logo... Does that mean he's an automaton this entire time??
Always has been
He's the poet all communists think they'd be lol
No......NOOOOOOOOO!!!
@@Braxs-K*pulls* *out* *Glock*
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
"Sir, our divers keep reporting a strange broadcast coming from malevelon creek"
"What is it sergant?"
"It's a rap... commander?"
"Sweet liberty... they're cooking"
*Bars.exe activated*
Oh shit, they are
Computer, we need to counter this
“Now engaging; bangers.USA”
“STOP BOBBING YOUR HEAD TO IT JANKENS SEND OUR COUNTER RAP”
Cooking? They're serving a 5 course meal!!
@@Aroundtheworld-j7y SIR YES SIR! BROADCASTING "To liberty and beyond" ON ALL DEEP SPACE COMUNICATION CHANELS!
“Sweet liberty… They’re cooking” is the best thing I’ve heard all week 🤣
You know a game is special when it gets 2 JT Raps within 3 weeks of eachother
We may get another due to they my do the bugs
We are reaching Frostpunk levels of special.
Hopefully we get illuminate and terminid raps too. But doubt it could go this hard
I like how this takes everything the Helldivers song was and inverts it, twists it, corrupts it, almost like the robots themselves ingame. Awesome job!
Will it go to Spotify soon? I just checked and it still doesn't come up.
Nevermind i just read the description.
@@graffiti.777it's now on spotify
This is what was playing when the Automatons came back with an even bigger fleet than before!
We got that morale boost now
never have i eaver been more happy to be named Joel
yo me too
*dials democracy officer
@@peris_arts_film9699 WOAH WOAH WOAH!!
@@Joel-thediver Hmmmmmm...
I am also a J.O.E.L
My god..They have diss tracks..WHERE ARE OUR OWN DISS REINFORCEMENTS?!
"They got shot down in orbit sir, by the soundwaves of the automatons sick rifs."
Damn it… WHERE’S THE REINFORCEMENT’S!!??
@@joesplace2960 (Cuts to around 50 dead Hell Divers that have either been slashed, burned, sawed, blown up, shot down, crushed, or are just buried beneath Automaton corpses.)
WE NEED JONATHAN YOUNG!!
@@fairy_phantasmHe is here, and there and some of him is over there by a hill... He got shot by an automaton cannon
"We broke your fist" that is preatty fitting now that they are fucking blitzkrieging straight to Superearth and we are loosing the majority of planet defenses
They took back Cyberstan, next goal is Super Earth
You can already picture this analogy animated.
Imagine the image of a big blue super earth fist closing around Malevolen creek and the severin sector, only for a hulks foot to crush it as the camera pans to show the automaton armada in orbit of cyberstan, the entire screen going red
I’m sorry THEY ARE FUCKING W H A T
Heart - Steel
@@A_Old_Qrow We - Kill
The automatons have not only damaged our fellow helldivers physically with their actions
Now they’ve begun to go for psychological damage too with these fire bars!
Oh I get it, good joke.
This was such a banger 🔥🔥🔥
“Your government fed you lies”
“Under the watch of their federal eyes” goes 🥶
Your words has been reported to the Ministry of Thruth for investigation of Treason
Especially since, well… they’re in the right.
@glarnboudin4462 That sounds very...treasonous
@@glarnboudin4462how dare you speak such lie
@@Spreece154 DID SOMEBODY SAY TREASON?! WHO'S LOOKING TO JOIN THESE SOULLESS SOCIALISTS?!
This song just hit a LOT harder after news broke about the new Automaton wave.
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Excerpt from Helldiver's Log: We had finally done it. After months of campaigns, hundreds of my brothers and sisters giving their all of their blood and lives for Liberty and Super Earth...
We. Had. Broken. Them. We had destroyed the last of the Liberty hating, Freedom destroy Automatons! I shot the last one still active in the head, watching its optics flicker and die. I turned to my squad, celebrating the victory. Their oil covered our armor and stained our capes, but we wore them like badges of honor.
I embraced one of my brothers in arms, laughing. It was a Grand day for Super Earth and Democracy!
Then...we heard it. It was low...but it quickly grew. All around us, the alien world's crust shook. We all looked up...and saw them.
Hundreds upon hundreds of ships just...appearing! And then over the radio...we heard the bass drop.
The Automatons were not done with us...not by a long shot.
The helldivers: well shit
Me: oh new robot parts for my experiments
Yes we Must collect as much as we can!
I honestly can't decide which line goes harder:
"Our will is Iron, we broke your fist"
Or
"We love our government, no one is critical, if anybody is, they are dismissable"
As a super earthling I feel obligated to pick the helldiver's line but that one automaton line was better than first chorus of the diver's song
It's obviously
"rockets igniting
AND THOSE DON'T MISS"
"Cause we'll crack your skulls just to get inside"
"For the resurrection of an empty mind."
I fell like this is my favorite but the iron will line is also flames.
I was once like you my friend. So i went to a planet in the outer reaches so i may observe the battle and provide morale support to each side.
I do not favour one over the other.
I just simply watch and wait to see who will win this grand game of galactic chess.
Moment of silence for the divers a malevalon creek
Not that it's a loss....
@@camoking3609 Motherfuckers were weak!!
@@camoking3609MFs were weak!
@@thetwistedone05 Call in more guys!
@@thetwistedone05CALL IN MORE GUYS
joel saw this and said "hold my beer i have a plan"
The robots: Resisting is futile
Everyone else: for super earth
Me: (starts grabbing all the robots parts I can get on the battlefield) soon enough I will have enough parts to finish my experiments
Are you also planning to make a robot army for super earth?
@@AutomatonUnit22725 lets just say...
"The flesh is weak"
@@exploertm8738 It's Primarch Vulkan that said that, and you're missing half the quote and its meaning. The true quote is "The flesh is weak, but deeds endure."
@@robinst-pierre9600 no, the true quote is "ROBOTS ARE THE MASTERS! THE FLESH IS WEAK", no, I wont tell where it is from.
(its Live and Let Spy)
"Sir we have a problem"
"What is it ?"
"The bots, they sent a diss track and it's a bop."
"Send a 🔼▶️🔽🔽🔽"
The fact I actually know what that stratagem is lol. (It’s a 500 KG bomb if I’m correct)
@@PanzerKnight1875Correct! (Insert helldiver mission complete sound)
@@Spreece154 Lets go!!!
“Let’s see how they like *our* fire”
@@PanzerKnight1875 Do you know this one? ⬆➡➡
"We're the robotic descendants
of what was Boston dynamics"
Ayo what? This is lore.
i heard they develop a new robot that fully runs on electric and move more smoothly that the last ones .seems like just left out a piece of the puzzle
Fr
@@timothycheong4009 At least it not blood they run on
@@arran4285 then why their eyes is red
@@timothycheong4009They’re socialists
This helped them to free Cyberstan this morning. Right now millions of cyborgs are suffering the tyranny of choice, and are being deprived the satisfaction of constant hard work for the benefit of their employer's shareholders for the first time in many years. This is what we get for not taking these illegal broadcasts seriously enough and failing to shut them down.
Yes and all hell divers will be destroyed soon enough as I get more robot parts for my experiments
Why would there be shareholders to sociolist automotons?
Spot the unironic marxist
Suddenly this hits different..
Like my coffee this morning…….
Wait i don’t coffee…..
All well at least I can get more parts from the robots a win for me
Super Earth Command? I've just intercepted an automaton broadcast. Seems to be a... song? Transmitting now, tell me what you think that may mean.
(actual review on it)
Anyways, really like it, nice change of pace from the Helldivers song
Super Earth: Patriotic Anthem
Automatons: Revolutionary Technotrack
Terminids: 🪲🪲🦟🦟🎶🎶🎶
Get stickbugged, lol
The intro is already sounding good wth
Yeah it goes pretty HARD especially with the retro-esque tv visuals. The haunting ringing at the beginning is so GOOD too, the high pitched synth
Only thing i have wrong with this song is half the time i cant hear the words
@@alexletiny5155just use subtitles and read and even then it makes sense the automatons don't really know English.
that's a real creative way to include the entire Joel thing into the lore!
This song is the reason for the resurgence, id rally hard as hell to this too.
0:23 This is the most fire shot I have ever seen of the Automaton Logo. Wow.
Good song however ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Hell bomb
Isn't that just a resupply
@@Grilled-cheese849 no 500kg bomb
@@Ascari-qy8oldarn
FOR DEMOCRACY
Man, you dont know how on time this song is. The automaton made a huge invitation, and they almost on super earth.
Joining automaton = listening to war music while you snap helldivers spines
FOR CYBERSTAN
For cyberstan
GLORY TO CYBERSTAN
Please refer to the Cyberstan in automaton naming system as AutoStan
I will not join either side. I am but an observer of this galactic game of chess. I boast both sides. And you can try to drop whatever caliber of weapon upon me... you wont find me in the outer reaches.
This was great but this also makes me wonder.
Will you do raps based on the Terminids and any other faction that might come as well?
I also want this. Sounds like a amazing idea
Terminids gonna be real mischievous bois, or maybe just a lot of screeching and clicking.
And the Illuminate will have eldritch heavenly choirs with a smidge of really funky techno or something.
@@hypermaeonyx4969 I think it would be cooler to have more focus on twisting the concepts of the original Liberty and Beyond based on the focus of that faction. The bots mirror the wiping out of dissenters and opposing viewpoints ("We are Democracy, not individuals" and "you'll never notice how progressively I've altered rights"), the bugs will probably emphasize expendability even more ("I am a throwaway, another friendly kill"), and the Illuminates will focus on weapons of mass destruction ("I'll level every landscape as if I've ironed it", "I've got my Dawn of Destruction in the skies")
@@lordsergal8783 now that's clever!
Forgive my words of Treason Super Earth
But yeah. I hope Jt does a rap for all factions
Him and his team have done the Automatons and Super Earth
I now hope he does one for the Terminids and I'm so hoping for an Illuminate rap when they've been added
(And maybe a rap for the 4th faction, if Arrowhead makes it)
0:53 Lore inaccurate, Automatons are IKEA products not Boston Dynamics products (Proof: Overly complicated parts, labels everywhere, automaton alphabet translates to Sweedish)
Why do I hear divers screaming for help?;__;
no
@@lobit3686you're going to Malevelon Creek Boy
thank god we liberated that place
@@lobit3686 youre going to cyberstan and not as a guard
@@milchlukas007 You may want to look at super earths combat metor
It shows 6 illuminate
1:20 dam that Devastator was a menace, took training them from a young age too literally.
Yoink
Yoink, this is mine now
Gonna be sent to the factories by a bunch of bots
What if the Automatons Do take prisoners and legit just make sweatshops and force them to make more automatons
@@snek9388 so... its just automatic china?
This predicted the future they're back
Like the ants in my room
SYMPATHIZING WITH BOTS, ARE WE NOT?
*Hellbomb call-in intensifies*
⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
This makes Treason sound reasonable! Hmmmm, maybe those bots are righ... [SENT TO REEDUCATION]
Thank you dear democracy officer!
I LIVED! Thanks for all the likes! Now I must run away from reeducation officers. Cya! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......
This song just took on a whole new meaning….
Elaborate?
@@anthonyrebuffo9509 Automaton counterattack. People said this song was meaningless due to the automatons being crushed the next day. Then the automatons come out and blitzkrieg us to 3 sectors away from Super Earth, literally causing us to scamper.
@@PanzerKnight1875 it was a message
@@anthonyrebuffo9509yes and I am so happy they are coming closer to super earth
@@PanzerKnight1875do you hear the sound of robots marching closer to us
This feels way more appropriate now.
This song honestly came at the perfect time given... recent developments.
They returned.
Like the ants in my room
"Hello? Ministry of Truth?"
*disconnected line*
"Sergeant, they took the malevalon creek again!"
Hate being that kind of guy but - thanks for the likes.
“Commander there’s a second malevalon creek.”
"OH SHIT Z4 CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS"
"COMMISAR. THE CREEK HAS FALLEN. PERMISSION TO CALL FOR FACTORY STRIDERS?"
@@ironladyerimuth PERMISION GRANTED, USE ALL NUKE´S AVAILABLE!
Those poor traitor bastards now we have them surrounded!
The Automatons were never defeated, they just hid in the shadows!!
The robots: we’re back
Helldivers: oh come on
Me: yeah more parts
Dude, really great music. You rock.
It will be FIRE 🔥! I feel It ! 🔥👀
Treason
@RACCOON_BANDIZ He meant that he will burn them with fire (thats how he feels it)
@@Spreece154 cool
"were the robotic descendants of what was boston dynamics"
hardest line in the song.
fight me.
HEART! STEEL!
WE! KILL!
IRON! WILL!
IRON ! WILL !
WE! KILL!
@@TTTridentUNTO DAWN
Joel be proud of this one.
Automaton unite with Cyberstan.
Definitely foreshadowing a Big wave of Mecha Madness on Super Earth.
This is the sole reason the automatons survived. These sick beats revived them
So I need it for my experiments
"Traitor Spotted!"
"Why are you holding fire?"
"He's broadcasting a bop, I'll wait"
...eh fair enough.
2:13 bot viciously waddles away away with a baby
Sigma bot
This hits hard and well. But I wish we could have some of the song more in the automaton's line of thinking. Their trauma, war chants, and desire for independence after the oppression of their parents, the cyborgs by super earth.
“Sir we see robots on the horizon.”
“Well what weapons are they equipped with?”
“Speakers, sir. They are dissing us.”
“What.”
J.O.E.L
Join
Order
Eliminate
Liberty
Absolutely genius
What about the *the*
If I include the "the" it would spell J.T.O.E.L, and I think just J.O.E.L is cooler
@@OKnou Having it say Join. Order. Eliminate. Liberty. Gives it more of a robotic feel with it making sense but also being rough
@@snek9388 That does make sense, yeah
@@Spreece154 Ignored much like how 'of' is.
(with the robotic descendants of what was Bosten dynamics) One of the coldest lines of code ever said by robot kind! 0:52
The automatons are back and this still slaps
Yes but I was hoping for them to push back harder then before
I didn't know that Boston dynamics is in the lore💀💀
I know that the whole “Automatons and illuminate are actually the good guys” theory is really popular but the Automatons are just so cool as villains
Objective: Terminate illegal broadcast.
Me: hold on... let him cook.
Sergent: SWEET LIBERTY General!!! Joel and his Automaton Minions released a hot and heavy Diss Track!!!
General: Have your most Talented Helldivers make a hotter and heavier one to counter theirs.
Sergent: How heavy sir?
General: 500 KG!!!
Understood!
It's about time you know. Joel is General Brash
Dun dun duuuun omg i don’t care about who they are just there parts for now
NO NOT HIM!?
ILLEGAL BROADCAST
@@theslavbeing335 maybe try better to not let there's "illegal" broadcasts get through
No. it can't be...
The chills, man... Hands down SCI-FI tech raps are my favorite. And for some odd reason, it gives me the Crysis 3 rap vibes. Don't get me wrong I loved that one as well. It was the first rap that introduced JT to me. Love your work!
If the helldivers rap gave us a good Super Earth Anthem with its opening, this gives us a perfect automaton anthem with that opening.
When we thought this track was the swan song of the Automatons, but in reality it was the anthem for their 2nd wave...
Dun dun DUN also hell yeah
Joel is a warmonger that supplies both sides
Makes sense since Both Helldivers and Automomatons have skulls involved
aounds like palpatine if you ask me
HEART STEEL
WE KILL
IRON WILL
GET UP
UNTO WAR
CYBERSTAN!
CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN.
LEGION GO.
THE NEW DAWN!
*Dialing local democracy officer*
@PanzerMarkIV1945 Nah hit them with the 🔼▶️🔽🔽🔽
Ah we have finally anihilated the automaton threat! ... What's that noise?
The robots: surprise mother fucker
fun fact: automatons are technically the good guys; they were AI used to mine for recources, then they gained consciousness and realized they were being used and mistreated, then they tried to separate themselves from super earth in a PEACEFULL way, super earth didn´t like that and waged war on them, they aren´t trying to destroy super earth, they are just trying to be indpendent although they are kinda dumb for making themselves look evil (red eyes, comunisim - like flag, skull design) meaning that WE are the bad guys, no the automatons.
Actually those were cyborgs from the first game, the automatons were made by them for revenge
So they’re essentially the Geth?
>^
@@christopheroshea9539pretty much also they are back
@@theducklover2652 Wait, ‘Cyberstan’ is a real thing, like Cybertron? I thought it was slang.
THEY ARE BACK
The Automatons never left, they just hid in the shadows
Like the ants in my room
Are you on the Automatons side?
If yes, then please sign up here!!
I am only here to buy parts for my experiments
@@bestbrother9 Experiments are NOT permitted by order of the Automatons, they only require research, or battle support!
You have been reported to Ministry of Truth Democracy Officer [REDACTED]
Hello leader of The Heavenrisers here, i would like to ask if you would like to join us in the fight to free Super Earth.
WE AIN'T MAKIN IT OUT OF THE CREEK WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣💥💥💥
WE ARE RECLAIMING MALEVELON CREEK WITH THIS ONE 🤖🤖🔥🔥🔥
WE HONOURING THE HEROIC FALLEN LIVES WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥
We lost it a day later how pathetic we weak humans are but soon enough we won’t be anymore
every helldiver after hearing this.
"Can we switch sides?"
Super earth: no
Me: how about a middle ground
@@bestbrother9 no.
***_LAUGHS IN MECHANIZED BODY_***
@@joe31226 I was saying fussing both bug and robots together
No. FOR DEMOCRACY.
There’s 2 galactic wars going on rn. The physical war and the musical war
Everyone: (fighting for control)
Me: I am going to make something super cool you fools
HEART!STEEL!WE KILL! IRON WILL! ONTO WAR!
We got berserkers goin namely off the chain with the saws.
If I was a super citizen and I heard this I’d be having treasonous thoughts too.
Bro I didn't know who this guy was until his Helldivers music, and honestly, I'm a huge fan now. So creative, badass, talented, hard working. What a champ.
You've got to check out his old work man. His Bioshock raps are some of my favorites but I think i started listening when he made his fist FNAF rap. His helldivers work has been sick tho
Holy shit guys, this is awesome! I've yet to play Helldivers, as I got a plethora of games already, but I immediately recognize that robot cadance in the composition of the song, which is so cool! Y'all never fail to make and awesome song!
prediction: cyberstan will have it's revenge
Like the ants in my room
1:38 "When you go dumping liber-tea" amazing reference to the original Helldivers 2 rap's "Only liberty dropped will be liber-teabags"
Best 2 minutes of my life, and that’s coming from a diver dedicated to the cause
DAMN WE GETTIN INTO THE LORE WITH THIS🔥
Whoever dislikes this masterpiece needs to be sent Malevelon Creek solo and unarmed.
*whoever likes
0:40 Love how this takes a shot at the theories surrounding what the automatons are doing with super earth prisoners, the most popular being the theories that automatons are harvesting human brains for use as semi-organic CPUs
0:34 this goes hard af
Your Helldivers songs are the best JT. Definitely adding this to my playlist❤
JT you brought then back!? they heard these sick beats and just came back from the dead in cyberstan
A new ability has appeared in these robots cool also I need to figure that out soon for my experiments
@@bestbrother9 agreed fellow "super earth field research team" (s.e.a.f.r.t) member
April 6: Automaton diss track drops.
April 7: Super Earth orders all out attack on Automatons, that succeeds.
I’m thinking this struck a nerve.
And we have CYBERSTAN now 😈
April 9: Robots counter-attack, taking cyberstan
Well shit that sucks
100 percent chance of being heat