Mr.Bep is a legend, he is basically every substitute teacher I’ve had. Mr.Bep writes like he’s dying. Mr.Bep talks like he is dying. Me.Bep is a really nice and understanding person.
2:36 I translated Ian: “B’alright class, ur regular teachers out so I’m ur substitute teacher, mr. BiggabeJigglesber. now today we’re gonna be going over some math, some physics, and Bela-boop”
I CANNOT fathom how Ian's giberish teacher character never made a comeback... its legitimately one of their strongest works. Ian is such a natural. I need this character to be a weekly thing🤣👏
I'm waiting for class to start and the room was completely silent and then I heard him say that and I started laughing so hard. My classmates probably think I'm crazy now
When he said "funk" oooooooo and when he said "Rage Againest The Machine" I was like"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh leeeeeettttssss goooooooooooo" .................lol
I love that Damien has read so much Lovecraft that he can just improv a whole ritual that sounds like something right from the books.
They should get him in a Dropout show
@abps5sp2 he also named his cat after a character in his books
@ActuallyHoudini i was so scared you were gonna say he name his cat after Lovecraft's cat
"Don't you backsass me you talking fire hydrant"
-Mr.Grubb
**Grubb
3:48
Hub
Logan Porter - Its Mr. Grub, it says on the white board
Grub not Grubb
“RAISE YOUR HAND WHEN YOU SPEAK TO ME..... PUT THAT HAND DOWN”
-literally every teacher I’ve ever had
Comeback: isn’t that how a conversation work not a hey I’m not invisible and I need to say something hand raise and point talk
gg jig comeback comeback: yeah you can put that hand down I’m not taking questions at this time.
@@Key.Fantasy r/woooosh
"That's right, I'm in your BRAINS..."
YourFriendAva I’m aloud to go up out of my seat and speak whenever I want
Mr.Bep is a legend, he is basically every substitute teacher I’ve had.
Mr.Bep writes like he’s dying.
Mr.Bep talks like he is dying.
Me.Bep is a really nice and understanding person.
His name is mr. Bejiksjukisburg.
@@lcs684 No it's Blurblabrlabureb
@@videomakermiller8188 no it’s mr bloopburpburbablebblopbleepblopbepblurpbadabingbadaboom
I thought it was mr blurbeurnsiejrjnf mcfmtiirkkrkridkdblurp
I can understand his language
"THE BELL DOES NOT DISMISS YOU, I DO"
-said every teacher ever
The clock does not dismiss you, the glock does
The bell doesn't tell me to go to class, I do
@@bokutoplays3537 legendary
Stanley Barnett ppppppp
sophia dallas I was drifting to sleep and I heard that I woke up in a startle from flash backs. I’ve been out of school for like 2 years
"The bell doesn't dismiss you I do"
Everyone can relate to this
My teachers made a stupid meme and printed it and taped it on the wall to their classrooms to try to look cool.
If the bell doesn’t dismiss us then it doesn’t tell us when to get to class
Mexico Wall
OMG SUCH A GOOD POINT! NOW I HAVE A COMEBACK TO THE TEACHERS NEXT TIME THEY SAY THAT
Professor Shaco you don’t even know :/
Facts
"I would like to see your homework."
"Sure, what kind of bread?"
I love this
Potato
Now THIS, is an underrated comment😅
Ciro Ascarelli FR🤣🤣🤣
I- 😂😂
Mr.Grub seems like a dope teacher. Seems like he’d tell you his prison stories.
The whole class period is just him talking about prison stories non-stop
I had a teacher like that, fucking great teacher they were.
He sounds like a former cop or marine..at first.
True that
But he's high in class
"The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you!" Too true 😂😂
sup ethan
Sup bot
Then why do we have a bell? 😂
Them doing that is a war crime
YESSS I MISSED LUNCH BEFORE.
The mumbling teacher with the auto generated closed captions is hilarious.
The Rexafyte 😂😂😂😂😂
Tried it lol
Lol
Wtiutr
Lol I made and entire comment of it
"Is this gonna be on the test?"
"Oh, bep."
“Oh, bet”
*b e p*
Bep bep bep ohhh bep
I love mr bep
Other bloopers: messing up the lines
Smosh: Just a bunch of improv
so sorry u got stabbed 28 times dude
Haha nice username, after playing dbh I had one friend who yelled "TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS" at me twice a day
JODisHere ya but I’m good now bro
I love your name
28 Stab Wounds couldn’t leave him a chance, huh
Me: *breathes*
Mr grub: *W H O S T H E J O K E S T E R*
WHO IS IT
DETETION
HeyItsMeJk 69 also Mr. Grub: *turn your breath into a long lecture*
TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE
I THE JOKE STER
"Your mom is single right"
"She's married to my mom who's a cop"
Easiest way to get out of a situation
Almir Hastor might be lesbian
That's why he said that he's an ally.
@VortexPlayz - ROBLOX, Puppy’s and PixelGun3D! holy shit I did not see my comment got so much likes
Ay thank you bruh
Ady🤪🤩😍
Thanks for the likes
Go to 3:39 the way he says cocaine is amazing
Damien's Characters is basically the key and peele substitute teacher
Pretty much lol
“Where is Ay-Ay-Ron???”
“DON’T YOU BACK SASS ME YOU TALKING FIRE HYDRANT”
y’all didn’t have to go so hard in this but you did and it’s appreciated.
When Ian said "derks burka bek ouk"
I felt that
I know
And beb?
I’m the 300th like
He didn't tho.
when he was talking i think he said some thing in german
“YOU RAISE YOUR HAND WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME!”
*raises hand*
“Dro-p Tha-t HAND!”
1:56
😂
😏
XD
How to do bold
love that the merrell twins are just low key chillin in the back
I legitimately choked on my ice cream when Damien jumped on the desk and said “don’t you backsass me you talking fire hydrant”
I’d gladly watch a regular series starring Mr. Grub
I’d gladly watch a regular series with any of these substitutes
Yea I agree
Same
Grub said no vaping in class I’m dead 💀😂
Smosh the people have spoken we need more Mr.grub
"She's married, to my mom, who's a COP."
damien absolutely killed me this ep holy cow
Plot twist: Mr. Grub is Courtney Freaking Miller's real Dad.
Now that makes perfect sense
Stfuuuloll
Took the words right out of my mouth.
This is my new head canon
He’s also the principal
"The clock doesn't dismiss you, the glock does."
- Mr.Grub
wrong your opinion is WRONG
He doesn’t say that
Let's start subtracting!
-Longbeachgriffy
I love your profile pic my fav character is bakugo
My favourite character is Endeavour tbh
" DONT BACK-SASS ME YOU TALKING FIRE HYDRANT" lmao
I know your games
OOF
that was my favorite part lmaooooooooo
I'm not a fire hydrant
It was so horrifyingly accurate to my real substitute teacher.
"She's married to my mom... who's a cop."
You go Damien.
"Uhh you tell her that her son is wonderful student... And I'm an ally"
Wildheart Razorfang we love lesbains
Go DeMarcus
@@user-qt9ly8ef8p wtf
Wesley_Ford ??????????
“What’s even in that case?”
“BIRDS.”
“Guess what?”
_Shakes case_
“Now it’s just meat.”
*Everyone dies laughing*
I WAS LITTELRY ON THAT PART WHEN I READ THAT-
Rec Room player yass
*ABANDON YOUR GOD*
im in so many tears xD
😥
i was in tears when was on that part
Me: does nothing
Mr Grub: WHO’S THE JOKESTER
😂😂😂😂😂
U
*brEatHEs*
no one:
Mr. Grub: WHO THE JOKESTER
Hilarious
The fact that you said “no one:” made it so much funnier 🥴
woahhh we have the same name bro
@@JODRecaps bbbooooootttt is u
JODisHere why are replying to everyone
“Bip”
- Substitute Teachers in 2019
sup Khaos
Apparently,For All The Periods They Had Substitute Teacher In Their Class
…bip…
JODisHere wagwan?
Lol
"The bell doesn't dismiss you! I do!!!!!!"
-says every school ever
Jianhao?
can we please have a series of Damien standing in front of a class improving nonsense for hours at a time
No one:
Damien: "WHO'S THE JOKESTER!?
ok?
Trevor Dow you?
@@dancemomsaudioswap5810 yes. It is me, Trevor Dow. AKA a member of DJ Khalid
NO BACK TALK!!!
Trevor Dow a aron
I love how the Merrell twins are in the back laughing
Thea KFrank i didn’t notice them until the end of the video
I thought I was the only person to notice
Samantha Heine same
Thea KFrank I know it was really funny
Thea KFrank I was about to say the merrell twins were just there for no reason
“What’s even in that case?”
*BIRDS*
Phunakart I heard pigs
“Guess what?” “Now it’s just meat”
Perfectly logical
Ika Yemen I was about to do that! =(
“Im not a fire hydrant”
-shayne 2020
D O N T Y O U B A C K S A S S M E Y O U T A L K I N F I R E H Y D R A N T
“ABANDON YOUR GOD”
- Damien Haas 2019
sup dude. i bored
Drop that hhhhhhaaaand
666th like
Courtney: *takes puff of inhaler*
Damien: "NO VAPING IN CLASS!"
Sad you've got only 1 like heres another ! :)
Thx
3:30
You know what's sad is this has happened to me alot 😔
It’s so true tho
for every line Damien had, I was there, losing my shit-
"ABANDON YOUR GOD" perfection
bruh the way he said cocaine had me dying😂
Atheists: lol wat
I demand that Mr. Grub become a recurring character
Hell yes.
I Really love this guy so FUCK YEAH!!
Your wish was semi granted in the new how to cheat on a test video and it's one of the funniest things l've ever seen
2:36 I translated Ian:
“B’alright class, ur regular teachers out so I’m ur substitute teacher, mr. BiggabeJigglesber. now today we’re gonna be going over some math, some physics, and Bela-boop”
Big B Tigglesworth
Much appreciated
I think the name is mr. big-chicken butt sound like
Oh shoot that actually helped
Thanks
lol
Shayne: What's even in that briefcase?
Mr. Grub: **B I R R R R R R D D D D S S S.**
Birds :)
NOW ITS JUST MEAT
Now its just meat
No its *meat*
*B I R D S*
“Who’s holding, be cool?”
*ad break*
Wow well played Smosh
lol, the reason i went down to the comments is because of the ad.
Hahhh
I laughed so hard when they asked what was in the briefcase and Damien yelled birds
“What is even in that case”
“BIRDS”
“Guess what now it’s just meat”
Best blooper ever lmao
No the best one is when he slaps the board and says abandon your god
I think Mr. Grub is my new favorite Damien character. "ABANDON YOUR GOD, BECAUSE ITS TIME..." is my new favorite quote
Shayne: "You're not even a year older than us." (Graduated last year)
Also Shayne: "6th grade is crazy!"
Nailed it, shayne
I CANNOT fathom how Ian's giberish teacher character never made a comeback... its legitimately one of their strongest works. Ian is such a natural. I need this character to be a weekly thing🤣👏
Shayne’s character in the beginning is like the popular kid turned into the lame uncle 😂
sup brick
FunBrickStudios yea
I assumed the he was based on his so random character
@@JODRecaps Sup bot
No one:
Mr. Grub: I'M HIGH AS S*** ON PCP RIGHT NOW
sup jordan
Yo jod
@@Rockstar-sz6gm hey rockstar
RobinFlysHigh hey Robin
@@onewordaday2718 sup
"what's in that case-"
"b I R D S"
I'm actually in tears
NOW IT’S JUST MEAT 😂😂😂
Garrett is an underrated gem in this
Garrett is an underrated gem at smosh
I feel like Damien didn't even have to act in the first sketch, that was just him natural reaction to Shayne
“HAROWINE, COCCAHHIANE”
😂😂😂
That part came up right as I found this comment 😂
At the end he says “ABANDON YOUR GOD”
“tripping ballzzzz homie”
*clears throat while saying COOOCHSSSQIJNBEBE”
Ach
"What's even in that case?*
*"bURDS"*
michaxl now its meat
i bored
the birds work for the bourgeoisie
Teachers: *The bell doesn't dismiss you I dismiss you.*
Me: *What the hell is the purpose of the bell then.*
"To crush your spirit with false hope, mwahahaha!"
("ABANDON YOUR GOD!")
“Abandon your god!” - Mr. Grub
Which time stamp?
The exact Time I saw this comment I saw the scene
No one:
Literally no living soul:
Damian: ABANDON YER GOD!
I love that line!
“Who in your class is holding?!” That has to be one of Damien’s best characters😂
“SO YOUR SURE HES DEAD BUT YOU SWEAR YOU SAW A TWITCH SO YOU THROW IT IN REVERSE AND HIT HIM AGAIN”
"m-mr grub the bell rang 2 hours ag-"
"THE BELL DOES NOT DISMISS YOU I DISMISS YOU"
No one:
Damien: ...
*ABANDON YOUR GOD*
whats it like being blue my dude
@Watergirl Blue
Hi Viktor.
I don't get it.
I read that as it happened 😂
Both funny an Yuri on Ice!!! Take my like
Shayne: “What’s even in that case?”
Damien: “BIRDS” *aggressively hits case on desk*
Gabby H now it’s just meat.
Mr. Grub NEEDS to come back at some point. He's hilarious 😂
Yessss😂
SHAYNE'S MR GOODMAN!!!!!
“the birds work for the bourgeoisie”
"What's even in that case?" "BIRDS"
GUESS WHAT?! NOW IT'S JUST MEAT!
sup dood. im really bored
I'm waiting for class to start and the room was completely silent and then I heard him say that and I started laughing so hard. My classmates probably think I'm crazy now
I love how Garrett is slowly making his way in front of the camera more and more
“She’s married to my mom who’s a cop!”
Damien’s character has two moms!
Cute little detail.
I was thinking the Sam thing
Yeah, I absolutely loved that!
I had to do a double take when I heard that! So happy to see even a slight sense of representation.
Jesus you guys are pathetic
@@thematiasmadness7010 Haha, found the homophobe.
Shayne looks like a dad trying to be cool
sup alex
JODisHere hey person
Reminded me of his "cool teacher" character on So Random
JODisHere What? Wtf? Is there a joke here I’m not getting?
JODisHere holy crap, that's a lot of subs
Nobody:
Mr. Grub: DONT YOU BACKSASS ME YOU TALKING FIRE HYDRANT
heard it as i was reading this
Mr Grub: WHO’S THE JOKESTER?!?!
Also Mr Grub: **throws all the books on the ground**
I know
2:45 when he said tygyhyhygygtf bop i felt that 🥺
Best Smosh sketch in a long time. Mr Grub, needs to be a reoccurring character.
The legends says, Mr. Grupp is still yelling at his students
Herobot Grub*
YOU’VE JUST QUINTUPLE TWICE HEXAGON DIAGONAL DOUBLED YOURSELF FOR COMMENTING!!! 😂
@@thedarwix8283
STOP RIGHT THERE, DRAGON HOROSCOPE!!
I KNOW YOUR GAMES!!
This is the only EBE that's longer than 10mins, but I enjoyed watching every minute of it, especially Mr. Grub
Every cvs ever is 10 minutes long
yest mr grub is is whats its like for my class -the weed and stuff
Every Quarantine and Every online class are longer than 10 minutes
Every waiter ever is 10:06
James Luna that mean one 😂 I died
When he said "funk" oooooooo and when he said "Rage Againest The Machine" I was like"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh leeeeeettttssss goooooooooooo" .................lol
*someone moves*
YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A YEARS TIME OF DETENTION!!!
whats it like being a gamer dude
Did anyone else notice the Merrell Twins sitting in the back seats of some of the scenes
Glad I wasn't the only one.
Yep. I saw it too. After I saw them I immediately try to find comments about the Merrell twins 😂
Waxer Rachel was there too
yeah I think they are only in Damien's sketches
Nope.
Me: * writes on paper*
Mr grub: W H O S THE. JOKESTER
Me: I GOTTA DO WORK GRUB
Dominic Coviello
Star Platinum eat your cereal
''DON'T TALK BACK TO ME''
Mr.grubb is the only one that didn’t get in trouble XD
Was this video just giving Courtney, Shayne and Damien a character each then letting them improv for 20 minutes?
And Ian
*chuckles* Improve what?
@@zwxchy1476 improv
@@sondikku2318 it's a joke dude xD
13*
"I'm just tired of streaks and snapchat " THE MOST TEEN THING
“Uh hey do you guys have tik tok?” -fumbles desk and almost dIeS-
interesting name bro
Kitty Kat
That is exactly what my friend’s ELA teacher said!
just as I saw this comment the vid said that lol
I love damien's face when shayne does that too
Kitty Kat i i
“don’t back sass me you talking fire hydrant” best line ever spoken
On Mr. Grub's board, it literally says "NO JOY".
Brice Vasquez okioqn mmmmm m
I would go face to face with that powerful educational warrior
I see it
No one. Literally no one can spell mr. Grubb.
Dragon Heart in tte board it’s written as Mr.Grubs
nobody:
Ian: *I'm Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome*
"It's my inhaler"
"I don't care what you call it, missy!"
“The bell don’t dismiss you I do!” Say “what the bell for?”
Can we get more of Damien being a scary teacher? Mr. Grub was/is the best
But that’s 100% how older substitutes act
yo lmr i bored
I have to say Ian’s mumbling had me dying the entire time. He’s really good at it
JOD ok nice
most realistic also
“ *I was one of the cool kids when I was your age* “
Lmao
Damien:"Who's holding?"
Me: Waxer Rachel, guaranteed.
That’s Waxecutioner Rachel
So many smosh fans in the comments
“ABADON YOUR GOD!”
-Mr. Grub
2020
Mr Carson is literally me trying to impress people xD
whats up alfo
and he's doing a great job
Never noticed that
@@JODRecaps ur a god
@@dremsal1659 I'd have to disagree.
Adults: Back in my day we respected our teaches!
Mr.Grub: We were robbing liquor stores!
Omg
@@mazed1049 oh lord
And the kind of deals that make you boogie
“I’m just tired of streaks on Snapchat...”
was waiting for this comment 😂
Frankly Stacy graduating teacher's college in under a year is impressive though
"I just became courtney freakin miller"
"ABANDON YOUR GOD! Now lets---"
"BIRDS! Now guess what? It's just meat!"
-Mr. Grub
😂
The Outtakes were awesome. Damien was on fire this video!
Damien killed it! He had me when he started naming drugs. 😂
And the Merrell Twins and Waxer Rachel was there!
Tim Honks what time
THE BELL DOES NOT DISMISS YOU I DISMISS YOU!
lol so true 😂👌🏼