Every Substitute Teacher Ever

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  • @DrillDruger
    @DrillDruger 2 роки тому +1087

    I love that Damien has read so much Lovecraft that he can just improv a whole ritual that sounds like something right from the books.

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 Рік тому +20

      They should get him in a Dropout show

    • @ActuallyHoudini
      @ActuallyHoudini Рік тому +5

      ​@abps5sp2 he also named his cat after a character in his books

    • @mixmastermind
      @mixmastermind 28 днів тому +2

      ​@ActuallyHoudini i was so scared you were gonna say he name his cat after Lovecraft's cat

  • @cookieandtheavacado2297
    @cookieandtheavacado2297 4 роки тому +1637

    "Don't you backsass me you talking fire hydrant"
    -Mr.Grubb

  • @yourfriendava
    @yourfriendava 5 років тому +4465

    “RAISE YOUR HAND WHEN YOU SPEAK TO ME..... PUT THAT HAND DOWN”
    -literally every teacher I’ve ever had

    • @BangNguyen-jq9ur
      @BangNguyen-jq9ur 5 років тому +12

      Comeback: isn’t that how a conversation work not a hey I’m not invisible and I need to say something hand raise and point talk

    • @Adjustin97
      @Adjustin97 5 років тому +7

      gg jig comeback comeback: yeah you can put that hand down I’m not taking questions at this time.

    • @gachahammerhead8765
      @gachahammerhead8765 5 років тому +9

      @@Key.Fantasy r/woooosh

    • @pifflesomepuffnadder855
      @pifflesomepuffnadder855 5 років тому +4

      "That's right, I'm in your BRAINS..."

    • @Blake-tg5uk
      @Blake-tg5uk 5 років тому +1

      YourFriendAva I’m aloud to go up out of my seat and speak whenever I want

  • @barrel9158
    @barrel9158 4 роки тому +1348

    Mr.Bep is a legend, he is basically every substitute teacher I’ve had.
    Mr.Bep writes like he’s dying.
    Mr.Bep talks like he is dying.
    Me.Bep is a really nice and understanding person.

    • @lcs684
      @lcs684 3 роки тому +30

      His name is mr. Bejiksjukisburg.

    • @videomakermiller8188
      @videomakermiller8188 3 роки тому +11

      @@lcs684 No it's Blurblabrlabureb

    • @megameggs
      @megameggs 3 роки тому +12

      @@videomakermiller8188 no it’s mr bloopburpburbablebblopbleepblopbepblurpbadabingbadaboom

    • @theignorantpotato2168
      @theignorantpotato2168 3 роки тому +4

      I thought it was mr blurbeurnsiejrjnf mcfmtiirkkrkridkdblurp

    • @notvalk5475
      @notvalk5475 3 роки тому +3

      I can understand his language

  • @someoneoutthere5481
    @someoneoutthere5481 5 років тому +3965

    "THE BELL DOES NOT DISMISS YOU, I DO"
    -said every teacher ever

    • @astrolight5220
      @astrolight5220 5 років тому +77

      The clock does not dismiss you, the glock does

    • @bokutoplays3537
      @bokutoplays3537 5 років тому +61

      The bell doesn't tell me to go to class, I do

    • @tayten7
      @tayten7 5 років тому +14

      @@bokutoplays3537 legendary

    • @patriciaharper477
      @patriciaharper477 5 років тому +3

      Stanley Barnett ppppppp

    • @michellesanchez9236
      @michellesanchez9236 5 років тому +8

      sophia dallas I was drifting to sleep and I heard that I woke up in a startle from flash backs. I’ve been out of school for like 2 years

  • @professorshaco4118
    @professorshaco4118 5 років тому +1921

    "The bell doesn't dismiss you I do"
    Everyone can relate to this

    • @caseed
      @caseed 5 років тому +19

      My teachers made a stupid meme and printed it and taped it on the wall to their classrooms to try to look cool.

    • @land2d322
      @land2d322 5 років тому +30

      If the bell doesn’t dismiss us then it doesn’t tell us when to get to class

    • @caseed
      @caseed 5 років тому +8

      Mexico Wall
      OMG SUCH A GOOD POINT! NOW I HAVE A COMEBACK TO THE TEACHERS NEXT TIME THEY SAY THAT

    • @N1ckyman
      @N1ckyman 5 років тому +2

      Professor Shaco you don’t even know :/

    • @Damiswhoiam
      @Damiswhoiam 5 років тому

      Facts

  • @jackrudolf1745
    @jackrudolf1745 4 роки тому +1069

    "I would like to see your homework."
    "Sure, what kind of bread?"

  • @sgticecoldwater
    @sgticecoldwater 3 роки тому +1225

    Mr.Grub seems like a dope teacher. Seems like he’d tell you his prison stories.

    • @TheAncientFae
      @TheAncientFae 3 роки тому +37

      The whole class period is just him talking about prison stories non-stop

    • @nathanford2072
      @nathanford2072 2 роки тому +14

      I had a teacher like that, fucking great teacher they were.

    • @musicsyndrome1413
      @musicsyndrome1413 2 роки тому +10

      He sounds like a former cop or marine..at first.

    • @Randomredpanda200
      @Randomredpanda200 2 роки тому +2

      True that

    • @en9719
      @en9719 2 роки тому +2

      But he's high in class

  • @Koifull
    @Koifull 5 років тому +1580

    "The bell does not dismiss you, I dismiss you!" Too true 😂😂

  • @therexafyte8616
    @therexafyte8616 5 років тому +675

    The mumbling teacher with the auto generated closed captions is hilarious.

  • @benihana_7919
    @benihana_7919 4 роки тому +440

    "Is this gonna be on the test?"
    "Oh, bep."

  • @28stabwounds92
    @28stabwounds92 5 років тому +3827

    Other bloopers: messing up the lines
    Smosh: Just a bunch of improv

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 років тому +100

      so sorry u got stabbed 28 times dude

    • @fearless_cloud
      @fearless_cloud 5 років тому +32

      Haha nice username, after playing dbh I had one friend who yelled "TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS" at me twice a day

    • @28stabwounds92
      @28stabwounds92 5 років тому +9

      JODisHere ya but I’m good now bro

    • @ZLAG-eh5lz
      @ZLAG-eh5lz 5 років тому +3

      I love your name

    • @gachasylveon8146
      @gachasylveon8146 5 років тому +7

      28 Stab Wounds couldn’t leave him a chance, huh

  • @jamesck7559
    @jamesck7559 4 роки тому +3261

    Me: *breathes*
    Mr grub: *W H O S T H E J O K E S T E R*

  • @almirhastor2674
    @almirhastor2674 4 роки тому +2948

    "Your mom is single right"
    "She's married to my mom who's a cop"
    Easiest way to get out of a situation

    • @editattackz94
      @editattackz94 4 роки тому +43

      Almir Hastor might be lesbian

    • @gofinn_
      @gofinn_ 4 роки тому +39

      That's why he said that he's an ally.

    • @almirhastor2674
      @almirhastor2674 4 роки тому +8

      @VortexPlayz - ROBLOX, Puppy’s and PixelGun3D! holy shit I did not see my comment got so much likes
      Ay thank you bruh

    • @antoniaochoa1174
      @antoniaochoa1174 4 роки тому +2

      Ady🤪🤩😍

    • @almirhastor2674
      @almirhastor2674 4 роки тому +7

      Thanks for the likes
      Go to 3:39 the way he says cocaine is amazing

  • @monarchy47
    @monarchy47 3 роки тому +254

    Damien's Characters is basically the key and peele substitute teacher

  • @tonjibyrd
    @tonjibyrd 5 років тому +133

    “DON’T YOU BACK SASS ME YOU TALKING FIRE HYDRANT”
    y’all didn’t have to go so hard in this but you did and it’s appreciated.

  • @CommonLoganist
    @CommonLoganist 4 роки тому +599

    When Ian said "derks burka bek ouk"
    I felt that

  • @Genshinlmao123
    @Genshinlmao123 4 роки тому +712

    “YOU RAISE YOUR HAND WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME!”
    *raises hand*
    “Dro-p Tha-t HAND!”

  • @jeremyadlermusic
    @jeremyadlermusic 4 роки тому +99

    love that the merrell twins are just low key chillin in the back

  • @redthorn111
    @redthorn111 4 роки тому +191

    I legitimately choked on my ice cream when Damien jumped on the desk and said “don’t you backsass me you talking fire hydrant”

  • @redblueblur4271
    @redblueblur4271 4 роки тому +2869

    I’d gladly watch a regular series starring Mr. Grub

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 4 роки тому +64

      I’d gladly watch a regular series with any of these substitutes

    • @shannonlefevre2291
      @shannonlefevre2291 4 роки тому +9

      Yea I agree

    • @jiachaochen6728
      @jiachaochen6728 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @Kenji-Natsume
      @Kenji-Natsume 4 роки тому +11

      Grub said no vaping in class I’m dead 💀😂

    • @twhalen25
      @twhalen25 4 роки тому +7

      Smosh the people have spoken we need more Mr.grub

  • @imastoryteller7113
    @imastoryteller7113 5 років тому +303

    "She's married, to my mom, who's a COP."
    damien absolutely killed me this ep holy cow

  • @CrimsonNick171
    @CrimsonNick171 3 роки тому +979

    Plot twist: Mr. Grub is Courtney Freaking Miller's real Dad.

  • @EndravenMusicChannel
    @EndravenMusicChannel 5 років тому +2899

    "The clock doesn't dismiss you, the glock does."
    - Mr.Grub

  • @izzyeagles6659
    @izzyeagles6659 4 роки тому +711

    " DONT BACK-SASS ME YOU TALKING FIRE HYDRANT" lmao

  • @wildheartrazorfang6
    @wildheartrazorfang6 5 років тому +2014

    "She's married to my mom... who's a cop."
    You go Damien.

  • @microooo
    @microooo 3 роки тому +808

    “What’s even in that case?”
    “BIRDS.”
    “Guess what?”
    _Shakes case_
    “Now it’s just meat.”
    *Everyone dies laughing*

  • @flying_ninja5527
    @flying_ninja5527 4 роки тому +517

    Me: does nothing
    Mr Grub: WHO’S THE JOKESTER

  • @justintroy8481
    @justintroy8481 5 років тому +471

    no one:
    Mr. Grub: WHO THE JOKESTER

    • @h1ghoctane309
      @h1ghoctane309 5 років тому

      Hilarious

    • @kingyj95jk
      @kingyj95jk 5 років тому

      The fact that you said “no one:” made it so much funnier 🥴

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 років тому

      woahhh we have the same name bro

    • @kyladuff9018
      @kyladuff9018 5 років тому

      @@JODRecaps bbbooooootttt is u

    • @creemy668
      @creemy668 5 років тому

      JODisHere why are replying to everyone

  • @biggiefats
    @biggiefats 5 років тому +1851

    “Bip”
    - Substitute Teachers in 2019

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 років тому +7

      sup Khaos

    • @gabri_maybe
      @gabri_maybe 5 років тому

      Apparently,For All The Periods They Had Substitute Teacher In Their Class

    • @nicsterlife46
      @nicsterlife46 5 років тому +1

      …bip…

    • @biggiefats
      @biggiefats 5 років тому

      JODisHere wagwan?

    • @KPK_311
      @KPK_311 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @sumi1333
    @sumi1333 5 років тому +218

    "The bell doesn't dismiss you! I do!!!!!!"
    -says every school ever

  • @masongerber6156
    @masongerber6156 2 роки тому +114

    can we please have a series of Damien standing in front of a class improving nonsense for hours at a time

  • @trevordow8545
    @trevordow8545 5 років тому +461

    No one:
    Damien: "WHO'S THE JOKESTER!?

  • @theafrank2905
    @theafrank2905 5 років тому +570

    I love how the Merrell twins are in the back laughing

    • @katkit6943
      @katkit6943 5 років тому +14

      Thea KFrank i didn’t notice them until the end of the video

    • @samanthaheine6063
      @samanthaheine6063 5 років тому +5

      I thought I was the only person to notice

    • @katkit6943
      @katkit6943 5 років тому

      Samantha Heine same

    • @niamhhanna3937
      @niamhhanna3937 5 років тому +1

      Thea KFrank I know it was really funny

    • @Netsinthepantry
      @Netsinthepantry 5 років тому +1

      Thea KFrank I was about to say the merrell twins were just there for no reason

  • @phunakart
    @phunakart 5 років тому +469

    “What’s even in that case?”
    *BIRDS*

    • @bibble5103
      @bibble5103 5 років тому

      Phunakart I heard pigs

    • @bibble5103
      @bibble5103 5 років тому +4

      “Guess what?” “Now it’s just meat”

    • @zoeyb6332
      @zoeyb6332 5 років тому

      Perfectly logical

    • @aeoli4921
      @aeoli4921 5 років тому

      Ika Yemen I was about to do that! =(

  • @harveyannison8301
    @harveyannison8301 4 роки тому +197

    “Im not a fire hydrant”
    -shayne 2020

    • @DatOneAPXGuy
      @DatOneAPXGuy 3 роки тому +7

      D O N T Y O U B A C K S A S S M E Y O U T A L K I N F I R E H Y D R A N T

  • @h0td1gg1tyd0g
    @h0td1gg1tyd0g 5 років тому +800

    “ABANDON YOUR GOD”
    - Damien Haas 2019

  • @potterheadpotterhead1168
    @potterheadpotterhead1168 5 років тому +470

    Courtney: *takes puff of inhaler*
    Damien: "NO VAPING IN CLASS!"

  • @ibis3471
    @ibis3471 5 років тому +254

    for every line Damien had, I was there, losing my shit-
    "ABANDON YOUR GOD" perfection

    • @invalidzero2798
      @invalidzero2798 5 років тому +1

      bruh the way he said cocaine had me dying😂

    • @GalluZ
      @GalluZ 5 років тому

      Atheists: lol wat

  • @TinyBlurryMan
    @TinyBlurryMan 3 роки тому +345

    I demand that Mr. Grub become a recurring character

    • @beanofglory7602
      @beanofglory7602 3 роки тому +5

      Hell yes.

    • @OmegaVAscriptwriter
      @OmegaVAscriptwriter 3 роки тому +5

      I Really love this guy so FUCK YEAH!!

    • @happiestman978
      @happiestman978 Рік тому +2

      Your wish was semi granted in the new how to cheat on a test video and it's one of the funniest things l've ever seen

  • @casper8265
    @casper8265 4 роки тому +359

    2:36 I translated Ian:
    “B’alright class, ur regular teachers out so I’m ur substitute teacher, mr. BiggabeJigglesber. now today we’re gonna be going over some math, some physics, and Bela-boop”

  • @justinquan9963
    @justinquan9963 4 роки тому +842

    Shayne: What's even in that briefcase?
    Mr. Grub: **B I R R R R R R D D D D S S S.**

  • @michael_bullard
    @michael_bullard 5 років тому +106

    “Who’s holding, be cool?”
    *ad break*
    Wow well played Smosh

  • @jasziswain3100
    @jasziswain3100 3 роки тому +95

    I laughed so hard when they asked what was in the briefcase and Damien yelled birds

  • @dannydelgado1123
    @dannydelgado1123 5 років тому +413

    “What is even in that case”
    “BIRDS”
    “Guess what now it’s just meat”
    Best blooper ever lmao

    • @almirhastor2674
      @almirhastor2674 4 роки тому +9

      No the best one is when he slaps the board and says abandon your god

  • @LWT12241991
    @LWT12241991 5 років тому +54

    I think Mr. Grub is my new favorite Damien character. "ABANDON YOUR GOD, BECAUSE ITS TIME..." is my new favorite quote

  • @felynia_
    @felynia_ 4 роки тому +258

    Shayne: "You're not even a year older than us." (Graduated last year)
    Also Shayne: "6th grade is crazy!"
    Nailed it, shayne

  • @noone-gf5op
    @noone-gf5op Рік тому +26

    I CANNOT fathom how Ian's giberish teacher character never made a comeback... its legitimately one of their strongest works. Ian is such a natural. I need this character to be a weekly thing🤣👏

  • @funbrickstudios1956
    @funbrickstudios1956 5 років тому +433

    Shayne’s character in the beginning is like the popular kid turned into the lame uncle 😂

  • @PanzerSeven
    @PanzerSeven 5 років тому +300

    No one:
    Mr. Grub: I'M HIGH AS S*** ON PCP RIGHT NOW

  • @wixkedbruixes
    @wixkedbruixes 4 роки тому +344

    "what's in that case-"
    "b I R D S"
    I'm actually in tears

    • @elim3319
      @elim3319 4 роки тому +7

      NOW IT’S JUST MEAT 😂😂😂

  • @astronite_
    @astronite_ Рік тому +69

    Garrett is an underrated gem in this

    • @gomeze8230
      @gomeze8230 8 місяців тому +5

      Garrett is an underrated gem at smosh

  • @christiana9861
    @christiana9861 5 років тому +187

    I feel like Damien didn't even have to act in the first sketch, that was just him natural reaction to Shayne

  • @fowardslashmax.8776
    @fowardslashmax.8776 4 роки тому +323

    “HAROWINE, COCCAHHIANE”
    😂😂😂

    • @Mussy606
      @Mussy606 4 роки тому +6

      That part came up right as I found this comment 😂

    • @PiratesFTW
      @PiratesFTW 4 роки тому +5

      At the end he says “ABANDON YOUR GOD”

    • @extak2982
      @extak2982 4 роки тому +2

      “tripping ballzzzz homie”

    • @ohwowitslynx2851
      @ohwowitslynx2851 4 роки тому +1

      *clears throat while saying COOOCHSSSQIJNBEBE”

    • @mazed1049
      @mazed1049 3 роки тому

      Ach

  • @michaxl.
    @michaxl. 5 років тому +186

    "What's even in that case?*
    *"bURDS"*

  • @mortrr1969
    @mortrr1969 4 роки тому +56

    Teachers: *The bell doesn't dismiss you I dismiss you.*
    Me: *What the hell is the purpose of the bell then.*

    • @beanofglory7602
      @beanofglory7602 3 роки тому +2

      "To crush your spirit with false hope, mwahahaha!"
      ("ABANDON YOUR GOD!")

  • @jonispatented
    @jonispatented 4 роки тому +276

    “Abandon your god!” - Mr. Grub

  • @zachlind5824
    @zachlind5824 5 років тому +421

    No one:
    Literally no living soul:
    Damian: ABANDON YER GOD!

  • @The813Beast
    @The813Beast 5 років тому +84

    “Who in your class is holding?!” That has to be one of Damien’s best characters😂

  • @tyranitar8u
    @tyranitar8u 4 роки тому +47

    “SO YOUR SURE HES DEAD BUT YOU SWEAR YOU SAW A TWITCH SO YOU THROW IT IN REVERSE AND HIT HIM AGAIN”

    • @OmegaVAscriptwriter
      @OmegaVAscriptwriter 3 роки тому +3

      "m-mr grub the bell rang 2 hours ag-"
      "THE BELL DOES NOT DISMISS YOU I DISMISS YOU"

  • @Mezzy..
    @Mezzy.. 5 років тому +2857

    No one:
    Damien: ...
    *ABANDON YOUR GOD*

  • @Gabby-xj9xp
    @Gabby-xj9xp 5 років тому +397

    Shayne: “What’s even in that case?”
    Damien: “BIRDS” *aggressively hits case on desk*

    • @Zoe-jo4je
      @Zoe-jo4je 5 років тому +12

      Gabby H now it’s just meat.

  • @vinylpetals8429
    @vinylpetals8429 5 років тому +134

    Mr. Grub NEEDS to come back at some point. He's hilarious 😂

  • @hrvbox
    @hrvbox 8 місяців тому +26

    SHAYNE'S MR GOODMAN!!!!!

  • @edithsmiling7714
    @edithsmiling7714 5 років тому +126

    “the birds work for the bourgeoisie”

  • @miritskeen
    @miritskeen 5 років тому +304

    "What's even in that case?" "BIRDS"

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 5 років тому +17

      GUESS WHAT?! NOW IT'S JUST MEAT!

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 років тому

      sup dood. im really bored

    • @eclaire477
      @eclaire477 5 років тому +3

      I'm waiting for class to start and the room was completely silent and then I heard him say that and I started laughing so hard. My classmates probably think I'm crazy now

  • @TheLunyka
    @TheLunyka 4 роки тому +132

    I love how Garrett is slowly making his way in front of the camera more and more

  • @depressedpebbles
    @depressedpebbles 3 роки тому +574

    “She’s married to my mom who’s a cop!”
    Damien’s character has two moms!
    Cute little detail.

    • @ellabattistoni7645
      @ellabattistoni7645 3 роки тому +8

      I was thinking the Sam thing

    • @queer._.fanatic
      @queer._.fanatic 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah, I absolutely loved that!

    • @simplicity4766
      @simplicity4766 3 роки тому +23

      I had to do a double take when I heard that! So happy to see even a slight sense of representation.

    • @thematiasmadness7010
      @thematiasmadness7010 3 роки тому +8

      Jesus you guys are pathetic

    • @simplicity4766
      @simplicity4766 3 роки тому +21

      @@thematiasmadness7010 Haha, found the homophobe.

  • @alexlanphear1289
    @alexlanphear1289 5 років тому +741

    Shayne looks like a dad trying to be cool

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 років тому +2

      sup alex

    • @alexlanphear1289
      @alexlanphear1289 5 років тому +1

      JODisHere hey person

    • @TokuBoyStudios
      @TokuBoyStudios 5 років тому +9

      Reminded me of his "cool teacher" character on So Random

    • @princessleia8859
      @princessleia8859 5 років тому +2

      JODisHere What? Wtf? Is there a joke here I’m not getting?

    • @alexlanphear1289
      @alexlanphear1289 5 років тому +1

      JODisHere holy crap, that's a lot of subs

  • @justadisingenuousdensemf8384
    @justadisingenuousdensemf8384 4 роки тому +210

    Nobody:
    Mr. Grub: DONT YOU BACKSASS ME YOU TALKING FIRE HYDRANT

    • @Valizat
      @Valizat 4 роки тому

      heard it as i was reading this

  • @insannie48
    @insannie48 4 роки тому +194

    Mr Grub: WHO’S THE JOKESTER?!?!
    Also Mr Grub: **throws all the books on the ground**

  • @imabiatchandproud6374
    @imabiatchandproud6374 4 роки тому +35

    2:45 when he said tygyhyhygygtf bop i felt that 🥺

  • @CGPCreativity
    @CGPCreativity 5 років тому +215

    Best Smosh sketch in a long time. Mr Grub, needs to be a reoccurring character.

  • @joshhan2821
    @joshhan2821 5 років тому +274

    The legends says, Mr. Grupp is still yelling at his students

    • @annkirresh
      @annkirresh 5 років тому +2

      Herobot Grub*

    • @thedarwix8283
      @thedarwix8283 5 років тому +1

      YOU’VE JUST QUINTUPLE TWICE HEXAGON DIAGONAL DOUBLED YOURSELF FOR COMMENTING!!! 😂

    • @pifflesomepuffnadder855
      @pifflesomepuffnadder855 5 років тому +1

      @@thedarwix8283
      STOP RIGHT THERE, DRAGON HOROSCOPE!!
      I KNOW YOUR GAMES!!

  • @Moon_Jam08
    @Moon_Jam08 4 роки тому +256

    This is the only EBE that's longer than 10mins, but I enjoyed watching every minute of it, especially Mr. Grub

    • @bread3889
      @bread3889 4 роки тому +2

      Every cvs ever is 10 minutes long

    • @shardamus_shay
      @shardamus_shay 4 роки тому

      yest mr grub is is whats its like for my class -the weed and stuff

    • @soupfloop1606
      @soupfloop1606 4 роки тому +1

      Every Quarantine and Every online class are longer than 10 minutes

    • @dylananderson310
      @dylananderson310 4 роки тому

      Every waiter ever is 10:06

    • @Bigjaycrazzy21
      @Bigjaycrazzy21 4 роки тому

      James Luna that mean one 😂 I died

  • @zalvxa
    @zalvxa 4 роки тому +22

    When he said "funk" oooooooo and when he said "Rage Againest The Machine" I was like"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh leeeeeettttssss goooooooooooo" .................lol

  • @osianowen17
    @osianowen17 5 років тому +352

    *someone moves*
    YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF A YEARS TIME OF DETENTION!!!

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 років тому +6

      whats it like being a gamer dude

  • @amnahussain9620
    @amnahussain9620 5 років тому +355

    Did anyone else notice the Merrell Twins sitting in the back seats of some of the scenes

    • @Bigbig1083
      @Bigbig1083 5 років тому +11

      Glad I wasn't the only one.

    • @nathalierivera9100
      @nathalierivera9100 5 років тому +18

      Yep. I saw it too. After I saw them I immediately try to find comments about the Merrell twins 😂

    • @gaptoothlukaz5273
      @gaptoothlukaz5273 5 років тому +12

      Waxer Rachel was there too

    • @eh5641
      @eh5641 5 років тому

      yeah I think they are only in Damien's sketches

    • @darthvidar-spiller5343
      @darthvidar-spiller5343 5 років тому

      Nope.

  • @imbroken8353
    @imbroken8353 4 роки тому +348

    Me: * writes on paper*
    Mr grub: W H O S THE. JOKESTER
    Me: I GOTTA DO WORK GRUB

  • @fishdish4423
    @fishdish4423 4 роки тому +39

    Mr.grubb is the only one that didn’t get in trouble XD

  • @AlexDoge20
    @AlexDoge20 5 років тому +583

    Was this video just giving Courtney, Shayne and Damien a character each then letting them improv for 20 minutes?

  • @alyssawilson8172
    @alyssawilson8172 5 років тому +155

    "I'm just tired of streaks and snapchat " THE MOST TEEN THING

  • @katelyn7436
    @katelyn7436 5 років тому +1317

    “Uh hey do you guys have tik tok?” -fumbles desk and almost dIeS-

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 років тому +9

      interesting name bro

    • @dello8895
      @dello8895 5 років тому +3

      Kitty Kat
      That is exactly what my friend’s ELA teacher said!

    • @blanktheyeet6131
      @blanktheyeet6131 5 років тому +1

      just as I saw this comment the vid said that lol

    • @feathertails
      @feathertails 5 років тому

      I love damien's face when shayne does that too

    • @dianacallahan8292
      @dianacallahan8292 5 років тому

      Kitty Kat i i

  • @neveharrop7244
    @neveharrop7244 2 роки тому +6

    “don’t back sass me you talking fire hydrant” best line ever spoken

  • @neckheadishere
    @neckheadishere 4 роки тому +434

    On Mr. Grub's board, it literally says "NO JOY".

    • @ceceliagoodygoody8690
      @ceceliagoodygoody8690 4 роки тому +1

      Brice Vasquez okioqn mmmmm m

    • @Bowen_SMBG
      @Bowen_SMBG 4 роки тому +6

      I would go face to face with that powerful educational warrior

    • @John-ir3od
      @John-ir3od 4 роки тому +2

      I see it

    • @garfeltrealtbh
      @garfeltrealtbh 4 роки тому +3

      No one. Literally no one can spell mr. Grubb.

    • @rockbison6743
      @rockbison6743 4 роки тому +1

      Dragon Heart in tte board it’s written as Mr.Grubs

  • @eggiari69
    @eggiari69 4 роки тому +181

    nobody:
    Ian: *I'm Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome*

  • @emmetstone1660
    @emmetstone1660 5 років тому +271

    "It's my inhaler"
    "I don't care what you call it, missy!"

  • @cookiestwintoasty6251
    @cookiestwintoasty6251 4 роки тому +18

    “The bell don’t dismiss you I do!” Say “what the bell for?”

  • @LMR23
    @LMR23 5 років тому +1096

    Can we get more of Damien being a scary teacher? Mr. Grub was/is the best

    • @Pearish_Fruit
      @Pearish_Fruit 5 років тому +19

      But that’s 100% how older substitutes act

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 років тому +4

      yo lmr i bored

    • @siriusgray
      @siriusgray 5 років тому +11

      I have to say Ian’s mumbling had me dying the entire time. He’s really good at it

    • @java9245
      @java9245 4 роки тому +1

      JOD ok nice

    • @tyranitar8u
      @tyranitar8u 4 роки тому +1

      most realistic also

  • @abandonedworldd
    @abandonedworldd 5 років тому +172

    “ *I was one of the cool kids when I was your age* “
    Lmao

  • @09jojavi
    @09jojavi 5 років тому +376

    Damien:"Who's holding?"
    Me: Waxer Rachel, guaranteed.

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 5 років тому +9

      That’s Waxecutioner Rachel

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 5 років тому +1

      So many smosh fans in the comments

  • @emma-ei6jf
    @emma-ei6jf 3 роки тому +15

    “ABADON YOUR GOD!”
    -Mr. Grub
    2020

  • @alfoalfoalfo1402
    @alfoalfoalfo1402 5 років тому +707

    Mr Carson is literally me trying to impress people xD

  • @prohz9129
    @prohz9129 4 роки тому +194

    Adults: Back in my day we respected our teaches!
    Mr.Grub: We were robbing liquor stores!

  • @trintrin3507
    @trintrin3507 5 років тому +160

    “I’m just tired of streaks on Snapchat...”

    • @martha-hy7vq
      @martha-hy7vq 5 років тому +2

      was waiting for this comment 😂

  • @quinnlee-newbury9003
    @quinnlee-newbury9003 4 роки тому +37

    Frankly Stacy graduating teacher's college in under a year is impressive though

  • @brooksbrocc
    @brooksbrocc 5 років тому +88

    "I just became courtney freakin miller"
    "ABANDON YOUR GOD! Now lets---"
    "BIRDS! Now guess what? It's just meat!"
    -Mr. Grub
    😂

  • @peterbell3199
    @peterbell3199 5 років тому +33

    The Outtakes were awesome. Damien was on fire this video!

  • @TheOnlyMJS
    @TheOnlyMJS 5 років тому +111

    Damien killed it! He had me when he started naming drugs. 😂
    And the Merrell Twins and Waxer Rachel was there!

  • @Sock_Chan
    @Sock_Chan 4 роки тому +13

    THE BELL DOES NOT DISMISS YOU I DISMISS YOU!
    lol so true 😂👌🏼