Every School Cafeteria Ever

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @smosh
    @smosh  4 роки тому +10331

    We shot this video before the world fell apart! We’re social distancing and staying safe, and we hope this video makes you laugh while you stay safe at home!

  • @ct-rollins4685
    @ct-rollins4685 4 роки тому +3840

    Outback Steakhouse: you can’t fake steak
    The school cafeteria: you’re not just wrong you’re stupid

    • @Meggers.g
      @Meggers.g 4 роки тому +30

      My school fakes a lot of meat

    • @localfagservices
      @localfagservices 4 роки тому +15

      @@Meggers.g chicken nuggets

    • @dehlayen9381
      @dehlayen9381 4 роки тому +14

      what are you talking about? all my schools steak, meat and everything is real. we even have a mini subway

    • @localfagservices
      @localfagservices 4 роки тому +18

      @@dehlayen9381lucky.

    • @jaredturner2007
      @jaredturner2007 4 роки тому +3

      @@dehlayen9381 Show off

  • @absolutecarnage777
    @absolutecarnage777 4 роки тому +494

    Dang, this hit me with nostalgia of a month ago when I wasn't always in the same 3 rooms.

    • @nibsin
      @nibsin 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @CardboardEater
      @CardboardEater 4 роки тому +7

      And eating sandwiches 3 meals a day every day in those 3 rooms

    • @julialee4976
      @julialee4976 4 роки тому +1

      I was in the same seven rooms!

    • @MichaelRockfez
      @MichaelRockfez 4 роки тому

      This hit me with nostalgia, cause this is their best sketch in the past 3 months, imo. Idk what it is, but most of them don’t make me laugh anymore.

    • @CardboardEater
      @CardboardEater 4 роки тому +1

      @@MichaelRockfez I know all of the clips slightly chained together in some way aswell

  • @baileymarie8752
    @baileymarie8752 4 роки тому +357

    The "I'll just starve" after offering the carrot sticks is the truest thing

    • @gavin-s4027
      @gavin-s4027 4 роки тому +1

      Bailey Sexton yeah bro that had me dying😂

    • @jazzymouse3006
      @jazzymouse3006 4 роки тому +1

      My brother used to take them all and eat them during 5th

    • @mylifeisdead883
      @mylifeisdead883 4 роки тому

      Jazzy Doggo no offense but... really? Anything made in the schools I went to tasted like crap, including the carrot sticks and other veggies.

    • @lightvoid7089
      @lightvoid7089 4 роки тому +1

      he'd drink mouthwash, and yet wouldn't eat carrots

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 3 роки тому

      I love carrots tho. XD I'm an omnivore. I know *WHO ASKED*

  • @pr1nce0fh3ll9
    @pr1nce0fh3ll9 3 роки тому +1521

    I love how Courtney is like a completely different person cos of how well she’s plays a teenage boy

    • @thatpaintschemeguy8
      @thatpaintschemeguy8 3 роки тому +8

      Ya

    • @csabalako1788
      @csabalako1788 3 роки тому +56

      What if she's a teenage boy irl and plays a grown woman so well that we just don't suspect??

    • @YokaiBTW
      @YokaiBTW 3 роки тому +5

      @@csabalako1788 :0

    • @AMR-rz9qk
      @AMR-rz9qk 3 роки тому +2

      I don’t see it for me it’s just cringe

    • @Lee-qy8zs
      @Lee-qy8zs 3 роки тому +1

      Please love god and spread his word :D❤️

  • @Llamacorn87
    @Llamacorn87 4 роки тому +594

    “Looks like you blew Papa Smurf”
    -Shayne Topp

  • @joyfuljay6829
    @joyfuljay6829 4 роки тому +4345

    Those jocks just bullied that kid with kindness.

  • @erinpilcher8034
    @erinpilcher8034 4 роки тому +502

    the way courtney plays a teenage boy is honestly just pure talent it makes no sense

    • @Lee-qy8zs
      @Lee-qy8zs 3 роки тому +2

      Please love god and spread his word :D❤️

    • @danniep2737
      @danniep2737 3 роки тому +6

      @@Lee-qy8zs no

    • @davidfortier6976
      @davidfortier6976 3 роки тому +6

      Courtney is a very talented actor.

    • @vultrexz
      @vultrexz 3 роки тому

      @@Lee-qy8zs shut up :D

  • @marounb123
    @marounb123 4 роки тому +727

    "It's all about breaking their minds and spirits really"
    If that isn't the perfect phrase to describe the school system in general I don't know what is

    • @starcore7507
      @starcore7507 4 роки тому +4

      second holocaust

    • @judereeve2443
      @judereeve2443 4 роки тому +2

      @@starcore7507 UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @toasted5218
      @toasted5218 4 роки тому +1

      Ha

    • @Themanfuhreal
      @Themanfuhreal 4 роки тому

      It’s the third after me

    • @sybilks1072
      @sybilks1072 4 роки тому +1

      And then.... "It's science." That just added the extra touch!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @izzywoods794
    @izzywoods794 4 роки тому +841

    “I don’t do carbs....HeNrY”
    *walks away with her tray of a sandwich on white bread and a bag of potato chips

  • @CatBoxGMZ
    @CatBoxGMZ 4 роки тому +610

    “Who casually drinks milk?”
    Me: pouring my self a glass of milk

  • @ericatavares88
    @ericatavares88 4 роки тому +635

    Ok but why does Monica seem like the nicest aunt on earth

  • @TySama0
    @TySama0 4 роки тому +281

    "There's two kinds of people... and you're the other kind."
    I wanna use that on someone.

  • @danielj778
    @danielj778 4 роки тому +1656

    “WHY ARE WE SO LAME KAREN?!”
    very important question

    • @arnelpedrajas550
      @arnelpedrajas550 4 роки тому +1

      Dan Jay i was about to say that lol

    • @addisonlee7825
      @addisonlee7825 4 роки тому +12

      Anthony Herrera Rivera My moms name is karen ❛⚊❛

    • @atleastitry1466
      @atleastitry1466 4 роки тому +4

      Katie you and Karen are considered lame due to the stupid social higharky of junior high

    • @bramss999
      @bramss999 4 роки тому +1

      @@atleastitry1466 you mean hierarchy?

    • @atleastitry1466
      @atleastitry1466 4 роки тому +1

      Bramesh ESS yes

  • @dumpster9048
    @dumpster9048 4 роки тому +697

    “Who casually drinks milk?”
    **slowly puts my glass of milk down**

  • @just_a_mollusk
    @just_a_mollusk 3 роки тому +101

    3:06 this skit is so extremely accurate, movies and tv will tell you that you will be alone all the time at lunch, and that when someone is sitting alone it means no one likes them, people will walk up too you and not all people sitting alone are lonely.

    • @just_a_mollusk
      @just_a_mollusk 3 роки тому +1

      @@macros208
      YEAH!!

    • @ldgaming4213
      @ldgaming4213 4 місяці тому

      Literally this happens to me all the time like sometimes my friends don't eat in the lunch hall but I have to buy my food from there and I'm sitting alone and people go up like 'HEEYYYYYY you're sitting alone are you okay? Wanna sit with us?' And I'm like dude I'm okay I just wanna sit alone

  • @christianaj.7001
    @christianaj.7001 4 роки тому +3036

    " shouldnt they relax during their lunch hour?"
    Me: people get an hour???

  • @tom........
    @tom........ 4 роки тому +1838

    I swear among every group of jocks they just have a nerd that no one knows how they ended up there.

    • @nezzy5400
      @nezzy5400 4 роки тому +24

      Yup sounds about right

    • @heatherrainey773
      @heatherrainey773 4 роки тому +9

      LOL YEAH! HAHAHAHA

    • @lolapemika7782
      @lolapemika7782 4 роки тому +12

      That nerd is to do hw 😂

    • @dospeea8791
      @dospeea8791 4 роки тому +41

      its usually because the nerd is a cool nerd and can hang out just fine and not like the freak nerds that plays nerd games

    • @chimpytime1705
      @chimpytime1705 4 роки тому +17

      That’s me, but they’re actually good friends

  • @ryebread3028
    @ryebread3028 4 роки тому +297

    “I watched the Simpsons last night.”
    “I’m sorry?”
    IM DEAD 🤣

  • @punkrockgirl.mp3
    @punkrockgirl.mp3 4 роки тому +180

    “I don’t do carbs, Henry”
    Literally has a sandwich on her plate😂

  • @blackladies6602
    @blackladies6602 4 роки тому +1960

    Is everyone just gonna ignore when Shane said “this is *not* my favorite pizza place”

  • @iloveanotherdaydawns
    @iloveanotherdaydawns 4 роки тому +447

    Smosh's Every School Cafeteria Ever: has people
    Currently every cafeteria ever: empty

    • @brad2563
      @brad2563 4 роки тому +2

      Not in the uk

    • @hannahshippey7970
      @hannahshippey7970 4 роки тому +2

      No some people are still in school but only if there parents are working on the front line so they have to stay in school

    • @earrapesongs2581
      @earrapesongs2581 4 роки тому

      @@hannahshippey7970 wut

    • @jem4068
      @jem4068 4 роки тому +1

      Hoop King in aus kids of essential workers eg teachers or doctors can still go to school but everyone else stays home

    • @jem4068
      @jem4068 4 роки тому +1

      I actually have to go to school

  • @eddiemantell19
    @eddiemantell19 4 роки тому +550

    “I don’t do carbs Henry.”
    Sandwich on tray.

  • @emilyteddy2503
    @emilyteddy2503 3 роки тому +92

    Healthy boy: “You just look like you’re blue papa smurf.”

    • @sharonbullock808
      @sharonbullock808 3 роки тому +1

      Oh, god dang it here we go again.

    • @lillytai6107
      @lillytai6107 3 роки тому +4

      I pretty sure he said "you look like you blew papa smurf"

    • @Lee-qy8zs
      @Lee-qy8zs 3 роки тому

      Please love god and spread his word :D❤️

  • @strongboyo7602
    @strongboyo7602 4 роки тому +1869

    “Who casually drinks milk?” I feel personally attacked.

    • @peytonstringer2515
      @peytonstringer2515 4 роки тому +12

      Strong Boyo same bro same

    • @awesommender354
      @awesommender354 4 роки тому +5

      Strong Boyo me too 😞

    • @VikzeLink
      @VikzeLink 4 роки тому +21

      Milk is the best beverage

    • @jukelly64
      @jukelly64 4 роки тому +20

      There's a gas station near my house where I buy milk.
      They have a milk card system - every 15 gallons gives you a free gallon.
      I'm on my third card in less than four months.

    • @Kevessi
      @Kevessi 4 роки тому

      Wow

  • @joshclardy
    @joshclardy 4 роки тому +365

    “I don’t do carbs, Henry”
    *has a sandwich and chips on tray*

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 4 роки тому +7

      "I'm doin keto!"
      Lunch: Literally only bread

    • @nubslayerex
      @nubslayerex 4 роки тому +1

      Nick Miller Lunch:
      A pile of Nerds (literally just flavored sugar)
      Bread

    • @idontgetjokes8101
      @idontgetjokes8101 4 роки тому

      He was obviously joking

  • @Ben_05
    @Ben_05 4 роки тому +369

    "Why do you have letters if you're doing math" LMAO

    • @brandonhey8423
      @brandonhey8423 4 роки тому +3

      Not wrong. Why does maths have letters?

    • @monicailieva8472
      @monicailieva8472 4 роки тому +7

      @@brandonhey8423 Because sometimes numbers are not enough and you need letters.

    • @mitsuvolts03
      @mitsuvolts03 4 роки тому

      @@brandonhey8423 ya ikr why tho

    • @OcelotGam3z
      @OcelotGam3z 4 роки тому

      Ben Cater x= holy shit how much does that kid eat?
      Edit:changed I'd to kid.

  • @aliciaderrick5602
    @aliciaderrick5602 Рік тому +73

    I love how she said "I don't do carbs." But she has a sandwich and Lays chips.

  • @turtz4life432
    @turtz4life432 4 роки тому +1062

    “i got carrot sticks”
    “I’d rather starve”
    had me dying

    • @patienscotidie
      @patienscotidie 4 роки тому +2

      If u were dead u wouldn’t comment this :I

    • @saada5369
      @saada5369 4 роки тому +3

      Eddie Boi weird it’s a joke about laughing a lot

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 4 роки тому +4

      @@patienscotidie It's literally saying that you laughed a lot.

    • @ReddestOne24
      @ReddestOne24 4 роки тому +5

      @@patienscotidie r/wooosh

    • @Spectralanomaly6
      @Spectralanomaly6 4 роки тому

      @@blagoevski336 no it's not. Whoever says,"this made me die!😅" is stupid.

  • @glypthz
    @glypthz 4 роки тому +986

    Kid in cafeteria : can I have macaroni and cheese
    Noah as the cafeteria worker: WHAT KIND OF BREAD

    • @basticbw4247
      @basticbw4247 4 роки тому +8

      Most 9 year old thing I've ever heard

    • @heartss4kj
      @heartss4kj 4 роки тому +8

      Every subway ever lol 😂😂😂

    • @biscuitcafe777
      @biscuitcafe777 4 роки тому +2

      Lol i remember that video

    • @gachaidiotboy6313
      @gachaidiotboy6313 4 роки тому

      @@glypthz r u sure about dat

    • @squwah943
      @squwah943 4 роки тому +1

      Glypthz, WhY wOuLd YoU tElL a StRaNgEr YoUr AgE

  • @jemr3
    @jemr3 4 роки тому +569

    Everyone: salad
    Schools that don’t serve salad: *pasta king*

    • @lightyagami2542
      @lightyagami2542 4 роки тому

      That’s actually pretty good I like it

    • @josie_lynn5387
      @josie_lynn5387 4 роки тому +3

      ᴊᴇᴍʀᴇ_ɪs_ᴀ_ʙɪɢ we have salad and pasta

    • @Tired_Coffee
      @Tired_Coffee 4 роки тому

      Do u know about the healthy plate thing?
      So my school has a big salad, which counts as the whole meal (then u get milk and whatever extra) and we have a small salad which is the “veggie” part of our meal (we then get milk and anything else we want)
      So the big salad has many topping on it (I like the chicken ones) so I get that one but my friends find it gross for some reason lol
      I sometimes get the small salad along with my main meal when I feel like I want it.
      Also, yeah,
      *i violently shake the salad to mix in the water-ranch*

    • @murkyjerky
      @murkyjerky 4 роки тому

      Every Monday at my old high school they would serve taco salad in the salad line

    • @chrishicks2674
      @chrishicks2674 4 роки тому

      My school has salad

  • @Yolo_underbar
    @Yolo_underbar 3 роки тому +83

    Yo I had a lunch lady in my 3rd grade and she was so nice dude, she would literally come in to my class and help me with my work in math. I actually almost cried when she got laid off of her job, so depressing, shout out to that lunch lady

    • @ttintagel
      @ttintagel Рік тому +3

      One of my high school lunch ladies used to slip me extra food when she knew we were going through lean times at home. I still think of her all these years later.

  • @the1amariiii
    @the1amariiii 4 роки тому +359

    “It’s all about breaking their minds and spirits, it’s science.”
    Cheers, I’ll drink to that bro.

  • @billle6883
    @billle6883 4 роки тому +499

    "I don't do carbs, Henry."
    **Literally has a sandwich on her tray**

  • @Dazedblues
    @Dazedblues 4 роки тому +744

    When the popular kid gets McDonald’s and everyone’s like “ *omg you went out of school wtf* “

    • @tinkywinky4910
      @tinkywinky4910 4 роки тому +20

      I thought getting food from out of school was a regular thing. When I was in high school people would always go out or order food to the school

    • @chefdavidrivoli
      @chefdavidrivoli 4 роки тому +7

      I did that a lot in senior year because I got a car, but normally there’s a cafe right across the street (best chicken tenders ever).

    • @Downbubbles2
      @Downbubbles2 4 роки тому +1

      Carlos Lopez-Ortega do you need cpr?
      Guys call 911 someone’s dying

    • @theatrekid-hi9207
      @theatrekid-hi9207 4 роки тому +2

      Yo. I was WAY COOLER in ELEMAENTARY! ...... MY MOM BROUGHT IT😏

    • @-Sober-
      @-Sober- 4 роки тому

      Half of the seniors where I go get food out of school

  • @jessicaw9011
    @jessicaw9011 4 роки тому +35

    The funny part is, that scene with the jocks trying to befriend the loner nerdy kid was me in high school.
    At least a couple different times there were more socially accepted people who were like, "Hey! Come join our party over here at this table! I see you as a fellow human being and someone worth getting to know, not just a social outcast!" And I would be like, "You know what? Thank you so much for your kindness, but I'm good."

  • @tominniemouse1060
    @tominniemouse1060 4 роки тому +229

    Pours myself a glass of milk
    Smosh: who casually drinks milk
    Me: Continues to drink my milk out of spite

  • @lizziebethh
    @lizziebethh 4 роки тому +197

    Everyone's forgotten what the school cafeteria looks like

    • @macyymoo
      @macyymoo 4 роки тому +6

      Lizzie Hollick I remember mine, there’s not even a back to the seat, there like little circles.

    • @nibsin
      @nibsin 4 роки тому

      I havent

    • @thewanderinggamer1369
      @thewanderinggamer1369 4 роки тому

      Nope

    • @absolutecarnage777
      @absolutecarnage777 4 роки тому +1

      That's cause I don't eat in the cafeteria, I eat at the bottom of a stairwell in sweet isolation. Sometimes a few friends stop by, but most of the time I just go on Reddit or read comics.

    • @augureydragon
      @augureydragon 4 роки тому

      My School District doesn’t have Cafeterias, so...

  • @chronos6649
    @chronos6649 4 роки тому +128

    “I have some carrot sticks”
    “I’ll just starve”
    *ad plays*
    Lmao

    • @revoltwolfie647
      @revoltwolfie647 4 роки тому +1

      Dude when I was reading your comment it was at that moment that your comment was just about to happen

    • @chronos6649
      @chronos6649 4 роки тому

      We are Ronan Venom!!!! Chronos does mean time in Greek

  • @L2006_
    @L2006_ 4 роки тому +21

    1:06 I like how Courtney makes the best faces 🤣

  • @poke5082
    @poke5082 4 роки тому +248

    “I don’t do carbs Henry” *said while holding a bag of potato chips*

  • @hisokamorow471
    @hisokamorow471 4 роки тому +546

    "You look like you blew papa smurf"
    I'm dying

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 4 роки тому +2

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      @Fruitelllah 4 роки тому +1

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      @Fruitelllah 4 роки тому +1

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      @hisokamorow471 4 роки тому +1

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      @Fruitelllah 4 роки тому

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  • @ennovandam9877
    @ennovandam9877 4 роки тому +359

    “Why do you have letters, it’s math”
    Idk either man

    • @soulstealer3602
      @soulstealer3602 4 роки тому +2

      Enno VanDam 1 answer. Variables

    • @crzgangster8721
      @crzgangster8721 4 роки тому +2

      Algebra???

    • @dancingdog3117
      @dancingdog3117 4 роки тому

      Enno VanDam worded problems?

    • @auxangess
      @auxangess 4 роки тому

      I have to write a whole report about the height of gorillas for maths, with like six paragraphs :(

    • @ennovandam9877
      @ennovandam9877 4 роки тому

      soul stealer ew

  • @EthanNie84
    @EthanNie84 3 роки тому +20

    Ian: We need to be as OPPRESIVE as possible, really break their spirits down

  • @bakusimp609
    @bakusimp609 4 роки тому +316

    “I don’t do Carbs” *Walks away with sandwich and chips*

    • @leaderoftherats
      @leaderoftherats 3 роки тому +5

      So I wasn't the only one to notice this

    • @babyanas2008
      @babyanas2008 3 роки тому +2

      ME NEITHER

    • @bakusimp609
      @bakusimp609 3 роки тому

      @@babyanas2008the world had only picked a few of us

    • @bakusimp609
      @bakusimp609 3 роки тому +1

      @@leaderoftherats the world had only picked a few of us

    • @Lee-qy8zs
      @Lee-qy8zs 3 роки тому +1

      Please love god and spread his word :D❤️

  • @OcelotGam3z
    @OcelotGam3z 4 роки тому +534

    "This is not my favourite pizza place." You know that when Shane says that, shit's about to get real.

  • @jevsjanavkbwkkeshdvekwlw6050
    @jevsjanavkbwkkeshdvekwlw6050 4 роки тому +491

    How did they not do the “kid who just gets 19 bags of chips” or the “the kid who buys everyone everything to be cool”

    • @jj2059
      @jj2059 4 роки тому +4

      Never seen those people

    • @bryant6698
      @bryant6698 4 роки тому +4

      @@jj2059 someone at my table did cuz hes rich so he thinks he can

    • @lordminatogaming3281
      @lordminatogaming3281 4 роки тому +3

      I’m the kid who buys everyone everything cuz I’m a gullible bitch 😂

    • @cupman6477
      @cupman6477 4 роки тому +3

      wasn't the first one just a bunch of potato chips?

    • @Tired_Coffee
      @Tired_Coffee 4 роки тому +2

      What about the person who’s mom gets them fast food lunch?

  • @sLimSHadY-cr7tg
    @sLimSHadY-cr7tg 4 роки тому +9

    “HEY, DONT LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!!!” -Ian 2020

  • @jacksondunlay8061
    @jacksondunlay8061 4 роки тому +307

    "Are these chicken nuggets or shards of glass?"
    Well, they're certainly not chicken.

  • @Ok_Friend-il9of
    @Ok_Friend-il9of 4 роки тому +411

    Did anyone else’s lunch rooms have random clapping like if a friend group starts clapping for no reason like the hole area starts clapping

    • @doffrey5342
      @doffrey5342 4 роки тому +27

      Wtf yeah, but it was like one group went "oooohhhhh" and then everyone just followed

    • @masonpatrickwidner8348
      @masonpatrickwidner8348 4 роки тому +5

      Yes!

    • @jasminevaden2026
      @jasminevaden2026 4 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @user-xh5kn8ip3e
      @user-xh5kn8ip3e 4 роки тому +12

      my school someone started a "we will we will rock you" thing, we just slammed the tables and pissed off the teachers-

    • @angeldiaz762
      @angeldiaz762 4 роки тому +3

      Yyyyup. Still don't understand it

  • @emmab6859
    @emmab6859 4 роки тому +335

    The jock thing? Accurate. Actually: Everything? Accurate.

    • @hamotin1michael160
      @hamotin1michael160 4 роки тому +11

      Same with the for profit prison system

    • @thewalkingmic5
      @thewalkingmic5 4 роки тому +2

      Hamotin1 Michael reminds me of the play Pipeline. Sad that this is actually an issue

    • @FrogLilly
      @FrogLilly 4 роки тому +1

      Evey Bemn hotel? Trivago.

    • @stephanie7876
      @stephanie7876 4 роки тому

      We don't really have jocks at my high school we didn't even have cliques and our school actually had good food. Probably because its a small down

  • @lesgoshooping6695
    @lesgoshooping6695 3 роки тому +6

    "I watched the Simpsons for the first time last night"
    "I'm sorry"
    that had me dying

  • @avigailmorris6889
    @avigailmorris6889 4 роки тому +407

    no one:
    absolutely no one:
    shayne: "this is not my favorite pizza place." *literally me

    • @NotFlappy12
      @NotFlappy12 4 роки тому +2

      This might be the shittiest youtube comment i've read this week. And let me tell you, the competition is crazy

    • @avigailmorris6889
      @avigailmorris6889 4 роки тому +1

      @@NotFlappy12 thats kinda rude

    • @EverydayKiki
      @EverydayKiki 4 роки тому

      it’s not absolutely no one if it’s you too...?

    • @avigailmorris6889
      @avigailmorris6889 4 роки тому

      @@EverydayKiki im saying its a mood

    • @NotFlappy12
      @NotFlappy12 4 роки тому

      @@avigailmorris6889 you're making it worse

  • @adorkablesos5087
    @adorkablesos5087 4 роки тому +172

    "Why are we so lame karen?!"
    *You answered your question the moment you opened your mouth*

  • @annimakela6408
    @annimakela6408 4 роки тому +62

    1:09
    "so... tiktok!"
    me trying to be social at school

  • @wizardshark1127
    @wizardshark1127 3 роки тому +6

    “I don’t do carbs”
    **has a sandwich and a BAG OF CHIPS!**

  • @kagome2420
    @kagome2420 4 роки тому +272

    “I don’t do carbs Henry” holding a sandwich and chips

  • @ryancph2233
    @ryancph2233 4 роки тому +339

    “Why do you have letters when your doing maths?”
    That is a question I ask myself everyday...

    • @yoshikagekira3710
      @yoshikagekira3710 4 роки тому +1

      It meth

    • @ally-vq8kj
      @ally-vq8kj 4 роки тому +2

      Theres word problems in math....yet theres math in everything- so....wait.....the whole world is a lie.....

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 4 роки тому +3

      When studying math in university the only numbers you will see are in the date. School really gives you a weird impression of math.

    • @romantorchwick7666
      @romantorchwick7666 4 роки тому

      Not only letters, but GREEK letters

  • @Random-gb3uj
    @Random-gb3uj 4 роки тому +109

    "Why do you have letters when you're doing MATH?"
    Literally what I thought the first time letters were introduced in maths

  • @iliketangerines
    @iliketangerines 4 роки тому +18

    5:08
    Me spending 5 minutes trying to remember if papa surf was actually blue

  • @kylebrown2180
    @kylebrown2180 4 роки тому +111

    "I watched Simpsons for the first tim last night"
    "I'm sorry"

  • @Depa808
    @Depa808 4 роки тому +151

    I was drinking milk when Shayne said "Who casually drinks milk"

  • @weirdoness98vanveenersnich19
    @weirdoness98vanveenersnich19 4 роки тому +141

    You forgot the person that begs for everyone’s food

    • @rae6878
      @rae6878 4 роки тому +7

      I was always the person that got a whole tray so that I could eat the fruit and then let that person have the rest of my lunch.

    • @thequartermaster6268
      @thequartermaster6268 4 роки тому +2

      I like your pfp

    • @Jeng_02
      @Jeng_02 4 роки тому +1

      I have to agree... I myself does it xD

    • @weirdoness98vanveenersnich19
      @weirdoness98vanveenersnich19 4 роки тому

      @@thequartermaster6268 thank you!

    • @seingxheu7005
      @seingxheu7005 4 роки тому

      That's mee

  • @ryzenyt8063
    @ryzenyt8063 3 роки тому +14

    Damien:We got chicken nuggets and fries.why what did u guys get?
    The girl:We got chicken nuggets and fries
    Damien:Sounds lame as hell

  • @dello8895
    @dello8895 4 роки тому +127

    Kimmy: I don’t do carbs, Henry.
    *proceeds to eat chips*

  • @jordonskii
    @jordonskii 4 роки тому +69

    “You look like you blew papa smurf” 😂I’m dead

  • @Rl5263.
    @Rl5263. 4 роки тому +409

    “This is not my favorite pizza place”
    Words of wisdom

  • @sweetscheme
    @sweetscheme 3 роки тому +10

    i appreciate the nice cafeteria people that wouldn't charge me twice as much to get two milks when I was in highschool. And i appreciate my highschool and college cafeteria for having never judged me for the ton of food i ate.

  • @crazychristopher1989
    @crazychristopher1989 4 роки тому +122

    Jock: "We're going to hang out with you whether you like it or not."

  • @TgIiDgUiS
    @TgIiDgUiS 4 роки тому +163

    “I don’t do _carbs_ , Henry.”
    Sandwich and Chips on tray.

    • @timmoore4806
      @timmoore4806 4 роки тому +2

      This is literally the same comment as the one above you.🤦‍♂️

    • @TgIiDgUiS
      @TgIiDgUiS 4 роки тому +1

      F. B. I really???

    • @TgIiDgUiS
      @TgIiDgUiS 4 роки тому +1

      F. B. I that’s cool.

  • @zahragule
    @zahragule 4 роки тому +149

    3:21
    "I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker"
    " If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it"
    "A diva is a female hustler"
    preach kids

    • @gunnar9292
      @gunnar9292 4 роки тому +6

      YES I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE COMMENTS FOR SOMEONE ELSE WHO NOTICED

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 4 роки тому +2

      The whole poster is fun

  • @bucketlistvideos2162
    @bucketlistvideos2162 4 роки тому +6

    "This is not my favorite pizza place"
    THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I EVER HEARD THAT ON THIS CHANNEL

  • @dello8895
    @dello8895 4 роки тому +101

    “Why do you have letters when you’re doing math?”
    *why is that me tho*

  • @icdta23
    @icdta23 4 роки тому +148

    “but that’s sad, don’t you want some kind hearted jocks to befriend you?”

    • @victoriabeke6544
      @victoriabeke6544 4 роки тому +13

      aesthetically ollie :D I found that bit incredibly wholesome but at the same time extremely awkward lol

    • @icdta23
      @icdta23 4 роки тому +1

      Victoria Beke i know right 😂😂

    • @katkat3658
      @katkat3658 4 роки тому +1

      As a person who likes to sit alone at lunch, i find this bit the most realistic

  • @juniorvazquez3123
    @juniorvazquez3123 4 роки тому +83

    “There was nothing sweet in my house so I drink mouthwash”
    Me: wouldn’t that burn of mintyness

  • @iliketangerines
    @iliketangerines 4 роки тому +12

    1:55 it was at this moment Karen knew
    She had to speak to the manager

  • @nathanr5737
    @nathanr5737 4 роки тому +260

    *says “I don’t do carbs”
    Holds a sandwich 🥪
    lOgiC

    • @HeroBot930
      @HeroBot930 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

    • @hugobrazz266
      @hugobrazz266 4 роки тому +4

      100% not the point of the joke 👌🏾

    • @vArmistice
      @vArmistice 4 роки тому +1

      what where

    • @nathanr5737
      @nathanr5737 4 роки тому +2

      Pooh 6:47, it’s in clingwrap on her tray

    • @vArmistice
      @vArmistice 4 роки тому +2

      Rhianna Rajput and how do you now its a sandwich?

  • @Aciey
    @Aciey 4 роки тому +174

    “I don’t do carbs Henry” literally while she’s holding a bag of chips 6:45

    • @colinf3963
      @colinf3963 4 роки тому +5

      We all know that one girl

    • @breawen
      @breawen 4 роки тому +2

      Thats the joke.

    • @theblackdog1017
      @theblackdog1017 4 роки тому

      ACCELERATE 575 I read that wrong I thought it said “I don’t have crabs Henry”😂

    • @NJDEVILS247CB
      @NJDEVILS247CB 4 роки тому

      👏👏👏👏

  • @themanwhosayshey87
    @themanwhosayshey87 4 роки тому +556

    Courtney saying "but food fight" was the saddest thing I've heard today.

  • @kakioinrazavi322
    @kakioinrazavi322 3 роки тому +5

    I like how his playing with his daino nuggets 6:21

  • @mcscribbles6313
    @mcscribbles6313 4 роки тому +110

    "I have carrots"
    "I'll just starve"
    Why is this so true though

  • @winnieruthe
    @winnieruthe 4 роки тому +269

    Kimmy: “I don’t do carbs.”
    Also Kimmy: *Has sandwich on her lunch tray*

  • @nolongeractive8767
    @nolongeractive8767 4 роки тому +49

    It's nice to see great content, even though we are quarantined. Keep up the great work!!!!!

  • @nateeldredge8358
    @nateeldredge8358 4 роки тому +3

    I think "I Don't do carbs, henry" is the best line ever uttered in the history of everything

  • @Yeah_That_Austin
    @Yeah_That_Austin 4 роки тому +30

    “I dOnT dO cArBs HeNrY.” Pans out to a shot of he holding chips and a sandwich 😂😂

  • @moeflamelord
    @moeflamelord 4 роки тому +163

    Real talk, I’m autistic, and what those jocks did is how i met my best friend. I looked around the cafeteria to look for the nerdiest table, found three guys, sat down and told them, “You guys are my friends now.” ...okay.

    • @sorabae04
      @sorabae04 4 роки тому +2

      MoeFlameLord honestly I would love to meet a friend like that

    • @Jane-qh2yd
      @Jane-qh2yd 4 роки тому +1

      I think thats a great way to make everyone like you

    • @thenameusmitch5270
      @thenameusmitch5270 4 роки тому

      It’s so dumb when people ask people to be their friends usually it comes naturally

    • @sorabae04
      @sorabae04 4 роки тому +2

      Drew Jasper not really, some people are just straight forward

    • @dial3690
      @dial3690 4 роки тому +1

      MoeFlameLord awww that’s really nice

  • @risk4485
    @risk4485 4 роки тому +388

    2:03 - “Why are we so lame *Karen* ?
    No wonder why they’re lame.

    • @tomsavage9895
      @tomsavage9895 4 роки тому +11

      Who's lamer, a Karen or a person who willingly hangs out with a Karen?

    • @shida7089
      @shida7089 4 роки тому +8

      @@tomsavage9895 both (intelgence)

    • @ezpzquentin-brawl9441
      @ezpzquentin-brawl9441 4 роки тому

      Karen is a slur now I know people who say that are a Karen’s but still imagine you are doing you and someone calls you a slur than you say it’s a slur and they call you it more and more until you can’t take it

    • @shida7089
      @shida7089 4 роки тому +4

      @@ezpzquentin-brawl9441 can you just stop?

    • @ezpzquentin-brawl9441
      @ezpzquentin-brawl9441 4 роки тому

      shida playz I’m just saying it’s kind of rude but I also think that those people are rude but those are their opinions

  • @ThatOneGuy64650
    @ThatOneGuy64650 4 роки тому +101

    6:45 “I don’t do carbs Henry”
    Proceeds to walk off with 2 bags of chips on her tray

    • @onceablinkalwaysamidzy9317
      @onceablinkalwaysamidzy9317 4 роки тому +5

      That's the irony

    • @brandonhey8423
      @brandonhey8423 4 роки тому +3

      You mean crisps right?

    • @Sb-hj1om
      @Sb-hj1om 4 роки тому +1

      Brandon Hey chips

    • @Sb-hj1om
      @Sb-hj1om 4 роки тому +2

      Brandon Hey don’t you think if he meant crisps he would’ve said that lmao

    • @woop1161
      @woop1161 4 роки тому +2

      Memes _Playz no lmao they’re called crisps

  • @8BitTNT_YT
    @8BitTNT_YT 4 роки тому +185

    Legend says they are still shaking their salads

    • @therealfunni4272
      @therealfunni4272 3 роки тому +3

      _shaking salad intensifies_

    • @monke3387
      @monke3387 3 роки тому +2

      What!? I can't hear you over all the salad that is being shaked.
      *proceeds to shake salad aswell*

    • @monke3387
      @monke3387 3 роки тому +1

      @@therealfunni4272 Did you say something!?

    • @monke3387
      @monke3387 3 роки тому

      @@thangvo6095 WHAT!?
      DID YOU SAY *STOCK PHOTO MODELING* !?

    • @JohnWick-sd3fd
      @JohnWick-sd3fd 3 роки тому

      @@monke3387 WHAT DID YOU SAY IM STILL SHAKING MY SALAD

  • @jfurycat
    @jfurycat 4 роки тому +92

    Person: "I don't do carbs"
    Entire body: *cries of pain and betrayal*

  • @unknownperson1400
    @unknownperson1400 4 роки тому +6

    0:19 that’s when Ian losses his job at smosh and has to work as a lunch lady

  • @Jawz366
    @Jawz366 4 роки тому +19

    “There’s two kinds of people, and you’re the other kind” 😂

  • @slitheryxj4428
    @slitheryxj4428 4 роки тому +78

    Shayne: "This is not my favorite pizza place"
    *IMPOSSIBLE*

  • @luvmana3968
    @luvmana3968 4 роки тому +28

    i was expecting all the smosh members to sit at their kitchen and facetime 😂

  • @AdrianneMC
    @AdrianneMC 4 роки тому +15

    Them: Who casually drinks milk?
    Me: looks over at my milk

  • @Damian-qk2lp
    @Damian-qk2lp 4 роки тому +183

    Y'all got chairs, my school got benches that fit 12 people each but we have to fit 20.

    • @ryderstover275
      @ryderstover275 4 роки тому +7

      Thats just public school

    • @EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal
      @EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal 3 роки тому

      We had two areas one was made of wood and was slowly falling apart every week and at the start of the next year they would repair it only they'd just repair the parts that had fallen of so the like 10cm around it was still damp and crap and would then break along with the repaired stuff
      The other area was plastic circle thingies desgined for like 6 year olds so if you sat on them it's like your impaling yourself with a spear

    • @rhondaelliott2558
      @rhondaelliott2558 3 роки тому

      My school doesn't have enough room for all of us in the cafeteria, so if you come from the third floor of my school for lunch, you have to sit on the ground, which is disgusting and not cleaned well.

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 3 роки тому

      Just how. How is that supposed to work? In ANY UNIVERSE.

  • @mj6304
    @mj6304 4 роки тому +61

    6:27
    “Be safe
    Be cool
    Be brave
    Beyoncé”

  • @ytubepanda4957
    @ytubepanda4957 4 роки тому +339

    “I don’t do carbs”
    She says with a tray that has crisps and a sandwich in her hand

  • @4204-y4z
    @4204-y4z Рік тому +3

    “y do u have letters if ur doing math?”💀

  • @lizziebethh
    @lizziebethh 4 роки тому +36

    4:39 *This is not my favourite pizza place*
    Dude I'm dying 😂