EVERY TEACHER EVER
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- Опубліковано 24 сер 2015
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No matter how many generations come and go, the types of teachers never change!
EVERY [BLANK] EVER is a parody show poking fun at everything… ever. Join Ian, Anthony, Keith, Noah, and Olivia as we throw a big, fat magnifying glass on the ridiculous tropes and hilarious stereotypes from movies, music, technology, video games, and popular culture… NO SUBJECT IS SAFE! Catch the newest series from SMOSH every other Tuesday on / smosh
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Cast:
Olivia Sui
Keith Leak
Courtney Miller
Shayne Topp
Joe Bereta
Sunny Peabody
Ryan Todd
Ryan Sweeney
Brittni Barger
Elisabeth Nunziato
Michael Pollock
Director: Ryan Todd
Assistant Director: Kimani Okearah
Written by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, Ryan Finnerty & Luke Barats
Produced by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Todd
Creative Director: Joe Bereta
Edited by: Katie Reed
Post Supervision by: Ryan Finnerty
Coordinating Producer: Mayra Diaz
Camera: Brennan Iketani
Sound: David Kauffman
Pre-production Designer: Odin Abbott
On-set Production Designer: Lindsey Liberman
Grips: Pattrick Egan & Lee Eisenhower
Wardrobe: Felicia Cowley | Makeup: Paula Barkley
Wardrobe Assistant: Feleicia Martin
PA: Stephanie MacDonell
DIT/Media Mgmt: Gabe Laguer
BTS: Phil Mohr
Color: Mike Burton
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You forgot:
"THE BELL DOES NOT DISMISS YOU I DO."
and
"STOP PACKING THERES STILL 1 MINUTE LEFT OF CLASS."
True
THIS
R u mr. Hetz
+Ana Wolf Haha that last one was one of my teachers :P
and "Stop lining up at the door we are not cattle, everyone needs to be in there seats before anyone leaves."
I'm that one nerd that dodges every dodgeball but can never throw it
yes
I feel you, bro.
Ⓧⓐⓝⓣⓗ Ⓜⓞⓔⓝ I just stand there an dodge, but it looks I'm trying to dance
Ⓧⓐⓝⓣⓗ Ⓜⓞⓔⓝ your such a nerd your spelling is so good through*
Hugo Brown ur inference is very good (it's supposed to be *throw not *through)
2:15
*In a World... Where the DWEEBS actually Dodge the Ball*
Daphne Farris Let me guess... You’re calling him a nerd because of his glasses.
Or its because they actually called him a dweeb in the video
Or that he sounded worried when he tried to dodge?
That is raseist
Piccolo: *looks at Gohan*
Gohan: ...what?....what!?
*You forgot the teacher with the favorite student....*
A. K. A teacher's pet
What is wrong with you you are weird 🤢🤮
@@idknothingrn8556 Not that kind of teacher and student thing. What about that one student who's essentially best friends with the teacher and can talk their way in and out of anything with them?
@@idknothingrn8556 shut up SwAn
@@gayrete nah I rather not you weird trash fake Michael afton
"Was that a pop quiz?"
Shayne just gets better and better!
hey
@@EnergeticSpark63 hey?
@@Ironhutt hey
3:55 when your mom says clean your room
ghdfg dgfdfg and your bro is laughing next to you because he has a clean room
Ur profile pic matches it too
I died at this
ghdfg dgfdfg I’ve been laughing at that scene for so long
True
2:46 the way he grabbed Olivia made me uncomfortable
That's the point.
Yes
Gaming With Hayden m e t o o
Gaming With Hayden me too-
What made it weird is the head rub, why
0:58 you can see Keith laughing
No way!
Its part of the act
@@native_omar4216 is it
@@monokuma7746 we wont actually know because laughing works in both sides of the story xd
2:52 why was this one tooooo funny!😂😂
GuestyPlayz lol i know
Sooo trueeeee
Shayne all the way on the left Xddd
Omg Ginger Shanye killed me
I’m the 600th
0:05 that's a nice idea why won't my teachers try that idea?
I literally forgot i wrote this comment
Its a referemce from the film "O captain My Captain!" That was taken out of a book, written by Walt Whitman, u should watch it lol
And also from dead poets society
My teacher once sat on the counter in the science lab and fell in the sink lol
rainbow planet xd “CAPTAIN MY CAP”
I have the same profile as you! ( :
1:57 "Can you hurry up bc my parents are giving me a surprise birthday party"
Wait how do you know about the surprise
r/woooosh?
seel no
omggggg
Fuck you stan lee???? Og smosh people would get it
Jealous Gamer you act like your surprised don’t worry
“Oh captain my captain”
*falls*
This is the funniest part in the entire video
3:12 made me laugh
We came here to learn dickhead
👏
0:08
So true
Awesome
0:34 Shanes notebook drawing
b i g d i c c e n e r g y
voldi B i g b r a i n e n e r g y -jay from the kubscouts
Is that a banana?
@@annagolemme6218 Yeah.. sort of.
Oh no...
That first scene happed in my class. My teacher was showing off, then he decided to start jumping on the tables and of course he fell off
VERY VERY VERY FUNNY CHANNEL NAME ... derp I remember in school when i grabbed a chair to go and hit someone around the head and the teacher walked in.... she stared at me and walked out
One time my teacher was decorating the class over the summer and spent over half the year with a broken arm.
Once my eighth grade science teacher was dancing around, kicked a girl's desk, and broke the top of her desk off. He's also ripped his pants during class three times.
Last year my 10th grade math teacher was doing wheelies on a students wheel chair and fell...twice
Your teachers are so weird.
0:35 look at what he's drawing
Fake fan doesn't know his name is Shayne!
Fredred zEpic Some Fans Doesn't Even Know The Name Of Shayne...
Xbox Gamer and you don't know grammar
WWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAATTTT
A huge dick
Shayne looked at Courtney’s pee stain like:
Oh shit. Dont laugh. Don’t laugh. Don’t laugh.
Angel Strong i try re-creating it i just lmao
A know
ikr i see his face and I try not to laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂
*gets a straw *
*SLURPPP*
Lol
1:18 The kid is smiling while his teachers arms get cut off.
Ogyyxrtfu
hansacu1 He is a sadist.
100th like
2:30
You are playing shitblox?
3:08 Oh no, she's showing her ankles! LMAO!
lol
+Ikkaku Madarame lol
oh shit
"Sexy ankles"
so dum
Lmao 🤣 I love how Shane is still writing at 1:20
1:50 I knew there’s something on her mind when she said class dismissed…
Lamo XD
@@dragonmaster2447 good thing he’s legal
Who else has called their teacher mom
Rainbow Peppermint me
My mom is # home school
Me
Me I’ve done it like 3times and one time the teacher was all like ok sun and I was enberesed in front of the whole class
Me
5 second ad: Skip button
35 second ad: No skip button
😡
DatLegoMann once I got a 2minute one that I couldn't skip
Ive gotten 5 second ads with the 5 second skip
Dustin Schubert g
DatLegoMann ikr
Ikr logic
3:00 Courtney face 🤣🤣
And Shane's
Lamo
And Keith's
Lamo
0:13 I chuckled when Shayne said “awesome”😂😂😂
shayne did not say that. The teacher said it
@@hyperraidsaerofrights5649 it was shaynes voice
@@vinnielee4690 no it wasn't
Are you def? Why the hell would shayne say that if he's just a boring student who just wants to study.
@@vinnielee4690 it's obvious that the teacher said it because he's the one Tryin to act cool and stuff
@@hyperraidsaerofrights5649 it didn’t sound like him tho. It sounded like shayne bruh
The teachers lounge one made me laugh so hard
Albert Martinez Yez
Yea
Facks
My high school prepared me for my future career in Education hell my principal let me go to the teachers lounge whenever I wanted and the teachers would let me in on the gossip and address me as Miss.Sanchez I even had a staff ID
Same
1:42 Those "special" anime moments 😂😳
imagine if that was real
3:57 me when my crush talks to me
3:56
3:23 did anybody else hear Shane say, "she's a basic witch!"
Yes lmao
JustACactus [•_•] oh yeah I just went back and heard it
*Shayne
JustACactus [•_•] I thought he said “she’s a baguette!”
no i didn't, since you timed it wrong and only hear the last word in his sentence.
2:48 Courtneys like mm nope!! 😂
3:55 E or *Confused Screaming*
Both
The very final joke is hilarious to me cause I've seen what Teachers do in their lounges and the way they just all are getting away from the students is so accurate. Also the food thing was kind of funny...
Note passing is so outdated, like we text now.
YAASS
You Fak
+Иван Калюхин 😀😇
me and my friends pass notes all the time, we've never gotten caught
+CJGamingTV People at my school text in class all the time, and we are not allowed phones at school at all.
1:03 Hadn’t seen Stevie in a long time.
That's Stevie?
Samsung/Android Is the best /Fortnite sucks yeah
THAT’S STEVIE!?!
@@PaulZheng yes man
Costea Brailean damn that man aged
0:08 This part laughed my head off.
3:07 did he just say
USE BACK TALK!
Quote of the year
I hate teachers that make you say "may I" to go to the bathroom like bitch please I need to fucking pee just let me go.
Manners.
Nick Cabrera if we have some other language we have to say it in that language...
so annoying.
Nick Cabrera Just Falcon Punch them and run to the bathroom. You might have problems later, BUT IT IS WORTH IT.
yup! when I saw that I thought, " oh my god... they know...."
One time the bitch didn't let me go, so I pissed on desk and I didn't get in trouble because it's illegal to not let a fucking child go to the bathroom.
How did Shane now about the surprise party
10 questions scientists still can't answer
Nintendo Playa4896 know*
It’s a joke
Teacher: Hey bobby stay after class
Me: *mind* don't get a boner don't get a boner *out loud* well nevermind
Teacher: oh ya big boy
Lol im done you know how the rest goes 😂😂
@@claytonjackson7387 ....
That was the joke
0:36 Shayne's doing some serious work
2:58 I was dying laughing
1:55 a surprise 18th birthday party? ...how is it a surprise if he already knows about it?
+lieven Van loo Maybe he heard about it from somebody, but didn't want to ruin the fun. Happens a lot.
That's the joke.
Thts the joke stupid😒😑
Calm down Jason
*facepalm*
i was not expecting that fall at the very beginning :P
+WolfieRaps WOLFIE! watup say hi to dave for me btw u belong in team alboe not smosh JK lol
Doza Beats omigod i remember when replies started with +
Wolfe love your old vids
How are you not verified?
Mans said captain my cap... then falls
1:49 I'm just keeping this for later because of shayne's faces
0:09 OMG I CANT EVEN I’m literally on the floor dying of laughter 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
True Aussie SAME
Meme alert
He is also on the floor but not laughing
Whoa, that opening fall looked like it hurt - hope they had a cushion to catch him!
I imagine someone inserting a slow mo oof into it 😂😂😂 I'm sorry
It was super upsetting to watch, because if I had a teacher like that I wouldent treat him that way
I think that wasn’t meant to be the actual scene. He may have fell by accident.
That was an intended scene, and they did have a cushion. I saw it in the bts video
you forgot one, the... THE BELL DOES NOT DISMISS YOU, I DO! teachers
Sammeh All of my teachers are those teachers =(
in poland they say "THE BELL IS NOT FOR YOU IT IS FOR THE TEACHERS"
If the bell does not dismiss me from class, the bell does not bring me to class.
+fatchicken18 so true
I had a friend reply to a teacher after she said that. He said isn't that what the bell does. She told him to stay after class.
3:17 LMAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. I CAN RELATE. (I laughed till my tears came out😂)
Me too
Same man
0:08 that fall 😂😂😂😂
am i the only one who likes Smosh's new team?
Apparently
no I have a crush on olivia
hyperzombieRS :3 talk about straightforward
Nope
no😂😛
No student ever would rather have actual education over a movie. That's like giving someone a pot full of gold and then the guy only takes the pot.
CK-was-HERE I would rather learn than just watch movies... I want to actually be prepared for my future...
GizmoGaming Agreed. All the movies my teachers showed us is like Frozen. Like, how tf is that related to school?
My teacher has showed us crash course though...
I would take education over the movie, even if it's stormbreaker.........or bee movie.........
Galaxy Lucario bee movie wht are u 5
I love how shayne KNEW that his parents were throwing him a surprise birthday party!
2:09
Lmao what 😂
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who realized that they didn't even have the "shut up" intro that they always do 😞 and obviously the fact that Ian & Anthony aren't in this video is really devastating..
I noticed as well! I was actually waiting for the intro (I'm a dork) but it never came :(
+archana maya every blank ever doesnt have the intro
+Alien.Vouge ah gotcha
oops
If you dont know I Cleverly can tell you that every blank ever has his intro and other videos has shut up intro
This confirms it. Anthony and ian are transitioning away from smosh, they are going to end up running the company but give up acting in videos, only appearing every now and then.
+enzyme20056 are you on drugs?
+enzyme20056 Even their second channel (which was more enjoyable) became a sponsored channel.
+enzyme20056 I think it was confirmed like 3 years ago when they said that was their plan. They want Smosh to be a brand, not just about themselves.
Like Ray William Johnson
Thats not true at alll
1:32
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Nothing in the entire universe:
These 2 guys: why we watch a movie? were here to learn
Would, learn grammar idiot
good boi *would, learn grammar, idiot
“Whore what?”
Seriously I’m laughing so hard
We love you teachers, but you crazy! Be sure to check out bloopers and see what Shayne does in his downtime at school here ►► smo.sh/VulgarDrawings
Smosh Great vid guys
+Smosh I love your video but still hate my teacher! :)
Wheres foodbattle 2015
do "Every Anime Ever"
every babysitter ever
it's finally happened, this is just a look into the future when smosh is only a sketch show with actors instead of the original creators. This is the first smosh video in 10 years without Ian or Anthony.
😪I sincerely hope you're wrong though 😕
that's so true its sad
Rip smosh
Yah I hope your wrong this wasn't funny at all
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING AND EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY!!! I was gonna comment this myself.
The scream at the end literally had me laughing so hard I cried 🤣😭
4:06 bonus won cracked me up😂😂😂😂
Is it bad that I didn't even notice that Ian and Anthony aren't in the video until I read the comments?
ikr
Ikr
same
me too
***** 'Cause it's not Smosh anymore
1:44
Best.Teacher.Ever.
Lol
+Basty Reyes Probably a student teacher
I agree
+Basty Reyes That Teacher Should Be Exterminated We All Know The First Teacher is The Best Teacher
Dead men tell no tales 1914 pedophiles
3:34 Me and my lil cousin are homeschooled too but we get the jokes cus we went to a normal school before lol
This was the first smosh video I ever watched, and after almost 5 years, I can safely say you guys changed my life with hilarious jokes. Thank you so much.
smosh wasn't even on the vid... is this the first smosh video w/o smosh in it?
Yup
Yes. In ten years.
Ikr the channel is for Ian and Anthony
They were the voices
David Steer
PHYSICALLY HERE. Not just voices
Why does the first teacher look like Mr. Jefferson from Life Is Strange
Yesss , thought i was the only one who saw that
I was just gonna type that!
+Jules the phangirl
HA,I beat you to it
+Enlighting Air I know, well done *tips cap*
I was gonna comment it
I fell of The table
AHHHhHHH
3:54 I’m sorry but I’ve been sitting here dying at this scene for 20 minutes straight I don’t know why 😂😂
EXACTLY
0:45 on the whiteboard it says repeat this sentence -Youre beautiful... its true
Not for me
Omg how did you catch that lol
Hailey the Cat thanks needed that
No books, no homework, only ideas. *and no clothes too*
Techno SubNeo NO FALLING OFF DETENTON FOR YOU
Kid: may I go to to the bathroom
Teacher: say ur alfabet
Kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: where’s ur p
Kid: running down my leg miss
Alphabet
This is what happens when a 9yr old downloads UA-cam
One time someone asked me “idk CAN you?” When I said may
lmfao
2:38 sums up that one kid I knew in elementary 😂😂
0:09 my teacher did that once........ she was being Spider-Man
did she fall
Zadicus Creighton This comment is a year old he probably won’t reply
This must be a joke xD
@@ayeejj5763 I hope
Dude, I kept replaying this over and over. It has a nice beat. XD
in the first scene did any on else here some one say "that was awesome" after he fell???? creepy
OutOfSinkSamari I did
OutOfSinkSamari i think it was the teacher
OutOfSinkSamari yup
Haedar och Mustafa
OutOfSinkSamari that was the BLACK guy in the front who said
1:11 lol
2:36 riskrim be like that's hacks
I lost it at the beginning when the teacher fell off the table😂😂😂
How about looking at Courtney's recation... That will make it a bunch more funnier
Me too
Me three
Why was Keith pregnant
I was wonder that too
+Phantom Killer Why do you question Keith's pregnancy but not Shayne's ?
Because they had sex with Keith
they had sex with keith
idk
Me: can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: can you?
Me: ( goes in class to assert dominance)
The intro though XD I laughed for 20 minutes
"Was that a pop quiz?"
Lost my sh*t
Phanicking Piløts at The Chemical Fall Out Discos epic username
Phanicking Piløts at The Chemical Fall Out Discos 1) same 2) username is 10/10
OMG YES, THAT BATHROOM QUESTION PISSES MY LIFE OFF SO MUCH!!
:)
***** My teacher was nice and she would just let us go to the bathroom.
+Ali Lowe Same, grade 6 was the first time I heard that may wasn't just a funny way to say can.
I was about to piss myself and I was there saying "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, JUST LET ME GOT TO THE WASHROOM!"
From there on out I just say "ONLY TEACHERS CARE ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MAY AND CAN!' or if that doesn't work "I'll take that as a yes! Thank you."
***** Nope, Canadian too
0:22
Him saying “I don’t know, may you?” infuriates me so much for some reason
Goodness!!this one never gets old!!!especially the last scene is just hillarious!!and the saw one too!!keep it up guys!!!♥️
Every Fandom Ever
Shit and stupid
+Bruh Frog I AGREE
FNaF, Minecraft, MLP, CoD, Halo (i don't think Halo has a fandom tho)...
+Best Pony says the brony, how ironic.
+Vault Boy I don't get it
+GreNinja go I don't get it either
0:49 lol
1:32 this was unexpected
3:02
That’s really the only time I would ever say anything rude to a teacher
Do every gamer ever
Yes i want it
Picklemaster77 Yas
that would be great
Yes
Picklemaster77 That would be 1337
It's actually happened. A smosh video that smosh don't play any roles
*where
Anthony played the second guy running in when the teacher yelled Witch!.
+DarkDragonDoes MC nope
+DarkDragonDoes MC i thought that was Ian
+DarkDragonDoes MC That was Ian
That beginning is hilarious
Wait how does he know that he is going to have a surprise birthday party?
It’s in the name, suprise.
3:34 "I don't get any of these jokes becasue i'm home schooled." xD
Dragøn productiøns ha looser!
Dragøn productiøn
Lib Tard rude much
I was expecting a video that would be at least slightly relatable. Was thing slightly relatable for anyone besides the "I don't know, can you?" one?
no but I wish the red head teacher one was
+icefrout First one was relatable, and the one with the woman peeing.
The gym teacher one is EXTREMELY accurate in my schools
John Mendyk that one too, except my gym teacher also is a fatass who can barely walk.
+James Cogdell Haha i had a gym teacher like that 1 year
0:14 Is that Anthony Padilla?
This was the peak of Every blank ever
The first teacher looks like Mr. Jefferson from Life is Strange.
+Marc Zechner fuck Mr. Jefferson.
Thought the same !!
xXLoAfBlOkEXx Sorry, Mr. Fuckerson.
Marc Zechner Thank you.
its shitterson
that first teacher reminds me of the teacher from Life Is Strange
+Kyoki Kitsune i was gonna say that! god damn it Mr. Jefferson!
FUCK MR JEFFERSON!
Meerkat Ratcliffe YYEAAAAHHH
spoiler down below! make sure you watch life is strange ep4 on jse channel!
spolier:
FUCK MR JEFFERSON FOR DRUGGING MAX AND SHOOTING CHLOE!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK ! FUCKY FUCKY FUCK
FUCKY FUCKY FUCKY YOU
+Kittie Kat I really can't wait for episode 5!! It's going to be so dark on dramatic and amazing!!! THE FEELS!
True
“She’s a basic witch” best quote by Shane
At 1:22 got me dying
Most of us subbed for Ian and Anthony, not for these guys. Please bring them back, it's like Smosh games all over again.
Or just fuck off and go watch grass grow, I heard that never changes so you will be happy.
+Son Goku ian and anthony do their own sketches still
Burn
You act like Ian and Anthony left smosh, fucking idiot.
+Son Goku NO, FAK OFF