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  • @rustkarl
    @rustkarl 4 роки тому +136

    Andy and Hugh taking the piss out of Dara was amazing.

  • @human2069
    @human2069 5 років тому +100

    "does it burn anything other than Bunsen".everyone thought it was a joke but little do they know it was a literal question that Rob Beckett still doesn't know the answer to

  • @johng7410
    @johng7410 6 років тому +507

    For anyone that doesnt know, Dara has a physics degree.

    • @caeert2962
      @caeert2962 4 роки тому +103

      And a phenomenal head.

    • @housequakeb6866
      @housequakeb6866 4 роки тому +46

      And he presses a little button.

    • @bonnie1020a
      @bonnie1020a 3 роки тому +28

      But all he gets to do in this bit is press a little buzzer

    • @EmperorZelos
      @EmperorZelos Рік тому

      Good joke mate.

    • @changvasejarik62
      @changvasejarik62 Рік тому

      I know it’s why I only mock how little he does on mock the week, the popularity of his other shows, his legs, his hair, his resemblance to mascots and the fact that despite being perfect for the role he never played Mycroft Holmes.
      But I will not mock his intellect, I was a student of story structure economics and mathematics. Physics, chemistry, and biology is utterly lost on me.

  • @MrCool2monkey
    @MrCool2monkey 9 років тому +1499

    Things you wouldn't hear on a show hosted by Dara O'Brien

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 9 років тому +51

      +MrCool2monkey impossible scenes we'd like to see. unlikely things to hear on mock the week

    • @mini2239
      @mini2239 6 років тому +7

      My entry: quality

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 6 років тому +6

      * Ó Briain

    • @tyrxian6452
      @tyrxian6452 6 років тому

      @@saoirsedeltufo7436 * O'Brian

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 6 років тому

      Jamie Pollard wrong

  • @hohee2355
    @hohee2355 4 роки тому +120

    Just when you think it’s over.. Hugh: “I work with Dara O’Briain 😂

  • @mitchdesertsquiddogaming
    @mitchdesertsquiddogaming 9 років тому +316

    Oh god, everyone has been going all the lengths for Dara O'Brien jokes and they all were hilarious, especially when Andy Parsons referenced his buzzing pressing shenanigans! XD

  • @Mrcryptidsarereal
    @Mrcryptidsarereal 9 років тому +1376

    50% of this is aimed at Dara O'Brien

  • @bomberman1012
    @bomberman1012 8 років тому +641

    "Let the protons see the electrons" holy shit I was actually crying with laughter

    • @HRHooChicken
      @HRHooChicken 7 років тому +32

      My face had never been straighter after he said that

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 7 років тому +12

      Bomberman101 explain the joke to me please i REALLY didnt get it.

    • @aliciawilliamson3010
      @aliciawilliamson3010 7 років тому +12

      I think it's a mick take of the show take me out

    • @CMR_1317
      @CMR_1317 6 років тому +25

      Protons and electrons are opposite charge, and opposites attract

    • @The--Illusion
      @The--Illusion 6 років тому +1

      Zing!

  • @NewfieMan98
    @NewfieMan98 Рік тому +15

    I always love when Rob Beckett explains his joke afterwards. "ee's old, innit" and "ee's racist innit"

  • @SuperMarioDWfan
    @SuperMarioDWfan 9 років тому +522

    PHD - Phenomenal head dara XD

  • @blueberrysquid0950
    @blueberrysquid0950 6 років тому +64

    Mock -The Week- Dara O'Brein

  • @ChristopherJSmith-is3ud
    @ChristopherJSmith-is3ud 8 років тому +543

    "he's old en he"

    • @barry9174
      @barry9174 7 років тому +30

      He's dead en he

    • @np2155
      @np2155 5 років тому +2

      @@barry9174 lmao rip

    • @potterpotty01
      @potterpotty01 5 років тому +1

      RIP Sir Bruce

  • @CelebrianUndomiel
    @CelebrianUndomiel 7 років тому +157

    I'm crying this just turned into a Dara O'Brien roast

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 4 роки тому +17

    I love how the first Dara joke opened the floodgates

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 4 роки тому +53

    It’s funny how it only took two jokes for everyone to start ripping on Dara for the rest of the round.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Рік тому +1

      Tell a group of comedians not to make jokes about something and guess what happens

  • @nightwolf0707
    @nightwolf0707 7 років тому +111

    The Dara bashing at the end tho, that's why this is my favourite one xD

  • @NickOwens
    @NickOwens 8 років тому +89

    Phenomenal head Dara.

  • @Algahiem
    @Algahiem 6 років тому +38

    My enter:
    "Well, I was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise...he did the mash."

  • @Kawiturbo750
    @Kawiturbo750 7 років тому +6

    Really nice to see a true 1080p. I laughed so hard that I'm stopping it and re-watching the whole episode.

  • @izzieb7460
    @izzieb7460 6 років тому +30

    I love how this turned into roasting Dara

  • @krispy529
    @krispy529 9 років тому +93

    Dara was really under attack here!

  • @gracebellamy586
    @gracebellamy586 3 роки тому +1

    I think Dara O'Briain is a legend, too!

  • @ChimerezeNwosu
    @ChimerezeNwosu 4 роки тому +6

    I love the Dara jokes! 😂😂😂 Hilarious!

  • @keelieinwonderland
    @keelieinwonderland 3 роки тому +6

    I love when they roast Dara 🤣

  • @BigD1987
    @BigD1987 4 роки тому +8

    "Scientists have discovered a black hole so big, Dara O'Briain's head can fit inside it."
    I had to do it XD

  • @lotsoflovefromchloe2742
    @lotsoflovefromchloe2742 7 років тому +32

    I love how they just started joking about Dara😂

  • @CaviteChe
    @CaviteChe 9 років тому +10

    Keeps getting better with each episode!

    • @CaviteChe
      @CaviteChe 9 років тому +2

      32276j monkey Not a problem chap, been couple years since I started watching season one and ever season to date, to get caught up. Might have to revisit those episodes. Although Andy and Hugh are the most consistent. Hilarious when Dara became the topic of several jokes recently.
      Appreciate that you were not a wanker, looking for attention. May search for some of the best of or bits that had to be edited out. Still amazes me how freely they can speak on the BBC, compared to American non cable channels!

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +3

    3:26 It’s like Drew Carey once said in a similar situation: “I have the power to hire and fire.”

  • @jenh8056
    @jenh8056 2 роки тому +3

    After the first Dara reference they all wanted to roast him lol

  • @sombodyoncetoldmetheworldis
    @sombodyoncetoldmetheworldis 5 років тому +11

    Unlikely things Dara would say needs to be next

  • @WardyLion
    @WardyLion 6 років тому +14

    When faced with all the evidence, this flat-earther has accepted that he was wrong and that the Earth is actually spherical.

  • @TRASHoftheTITANS
    @TRASHoftheTITANS 8 років тому +62

    "So you're saying you stole all the manganese because you have a fetish for cartoon legs?"

  • @TheADzioba
    @TheADzioba 2 роки тому +1

    2:06 - And the roasting began . . .

  • @Keithbarber
    @Keithbarber 2 роки тому +5

    Dara o'brein often had the piss taken out of him but he always laughed it off well

  • @ChimerezeNwosu
    @ChimerezeNwosu 4 роки тому +4

    I always like it when they joke about Dara 😅😅😅

  • @SamOwenI
    @SamOwenI 9 років тому +139

    Did anyone else notice @ 1:49 Tiff tells an identical joke to Holly Walsh's one in series 8, episode 4, unlikely things to hear in a science programme?
    Perhaps I am sad for noticing that, I'll grab my coat now...

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 9 років тому +22

      SamOwenI totally, I heard it and went...uht! stolen from Holly Walsh....only Holly finished it with an explicative....way funnier.

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 9 років тому +1

      SamOwenI when she said that i though the same thing. all they are doing is stealing each others jokes.

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 8 років тому +12

      +SamOwenI That's not the first time jokes have been repeated.

    • @ZeGiles
      @ZeGiles 8 років тому +13

      +SamOwenI Saw that too, though Holly's delivery was better.

    • @Amadeus-ms9lt
      @Amadeus-ms9lt 8 років тому

      totes

  • @P.E.Streams
    @P.E.Streams 5 років тому +3

    2:06 and so the roasting begins

  • @epic0tom113
    @epic0tom113 6 років тому +11

    They need to do things dara o brien would never say

  • @Tlhague998
    @Tlhague998 9 років тому +33

    Hugh has really aged recently, still the funniest man alive however

    • @soeffingwhat
      @soeffingwhat 8 років тому +5

      +Thomas Hague He's probably made to look like that with the Beard cos he may have been working on a Film or TV series at the same time he did this.

  • @ivorharden
    @ivorharden 6 років тому +3

    I love how they all Joke about Dara at the end.

  • @Trackrace29582
    @Trackrace29582 6 років тому +5

    The Dawkins joke made me cry

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 5 років тому +1

    Phenomenal Head Dara

  • @ngzhuhan4385
    @ngzhuhan4385 6 років тому +9

    "LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS!"

  • @TheDarkestSmurf
    @TheDarkestSmurf 5 років тому +3

    Holly Walsh did the exact same Dawkins joke five years earlier.

  • @eclectica1
    @eclectica1 6 років тому +11

    Ed Byrne chose the wrong show to miss this time.

  • @kierankasey
    @kierankasey 7 років тому +8

    I like that look Dara gave. Like Jaysus, what did I ever do to you?

  • @tomporter8849
    @tomporter8849 3 роки тому +2

    1:49 that Dawkins joke was copied from Holly Walsh in a previous episode of the show

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 5 років тому +2

    According to scientists, a buzzing sound can be heard from anywhere in the world when a great joke is told

  • @zbudda
    @zbudda 5 років тому +1

    When you enter Dara Obriain in the UA-cam search box...great minds think alike.

  • @johnnymilne552
    @johnnymilne552 6 років тому +4

    Two greats who are sadly no longer with us. RIP sir Bruce Forsyth. RIP professor Stephen Hawking xx

  • @astridbirgitteovern7662
    @astridbirgitteovern7662 6 років тому +7

    Sarah Palin......almost forgotten about her. Thanks for reviving the memory. Like John Cleese told Michael Palin: «You’re not the funniest Palin anymore».

  • @Jafs
    @Jafs 4 роки тому +1

    The Dara o Brian grilling

  • @annabellej9429
    @annabellej9429 7 років тому +4

    0:49 oh

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 4 роки тому +1

    ''Here's the spin off of One Born Every Minute it's One Pops Their Clogs Every 3 Seconds''

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 4 роки тому +1

    Dara O’Brien what would we do without him

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +1

    Okay, so now we’re going to dissect frogs. If you do get grossed out, ask Chris Garton to help you with all of your dissections. (True story of what happened in biology class in high school)

  • @chickenkebabandchips251
    @chickenkebabandchips251 8 років тому +25

    Too hard to keep a straight face at 2:49

  • @RayyanKhanRayyanKhan
    @RayyanKhanRayyanKhan 4 роки тому +1

    1:57
    straight ripped from super hans on peep show; 'this crack is quite more-ish'

  • @torkelsvenson6411
    @torkelsvenson6411 4 роки тому +5

    1:04 It's funny though, because Palin actually accepts the teachings of evolution. Shocking, I know.

  • @jackywackydoodah2821
    @jackywackydoodah2821 2 роки тому +1

    2:07

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 4 місяці тому +1

    Scientists in Leicester have proved that there are many deficiencies with I before e except after c

  • @WarzoneVincent
    @WarzoneVincent 7 років тому +18

    Never. EVER. Show you are uncomfortable to a comedian. It's like throwing yourself to slaughter.

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 5 років тому +9

    Here I am in the sea where I have found a pineapple.
    Hopefully there should be a sea sponge and their pet snail inside.

  • @jaedee6406
    @jaedee6406 5 років тому +1

    Ahahah my man! Let the protons see the electron

  • @codyhannahmary83
    @codyhannahmary83 5 років тому

    A+ Miles Jupp

  • @retnavybrat
    @retnavybrat Рік тому

    3:17 -- Considering that the category is "Things You _Wouldn't_ Hear on a Science Documentary," Romesh's apparent suck-up is actually more of a subtle dig at Dara. 🙃

  • @ConstantlyCurvyxo
    @ConstantlyCurvyxo 9 років тому +266

    Is it me, or is Hugh Denis the only really funniest one there?..

    • @Volound
      @Volound 9 років тому +26

      ConstantlyCurvy xo frankie boyle seemed to elevate the rest of them, back when he was still there.
      i only watched it for frankie, in hindsight.

    • @ConstantlyCurvyxo
      @ConstantlyCurvyxo 9 років тому +8

      Frankie Boyle is not funny, he VILE! Period!

    • @peterpiperdiedharper
      @peterpiperdiedharper 9 років тому +20

      ConstantlyCurvy xo hahhaha you said vile and period in one sentence.. hahaahaa u r just like franky.

    • @Volound
      @Volound 9 років тому

      ConstantlyCurvy xo thats just your bad opinion. this show died when frankie was laid off.

    • @ConstantlyCurvyxo
      @ConstantlyCurvyxo 9 років тому +1

      and why was he laid off? HMM!

  • @kashgarinn
    @kashgarinn 4 роки тому +1

    What's P45 a reference to?

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +2

      It’s equivalent to a pink slip here in the U.S.

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 7 років тому +4

    I have got a PHD. a pretty huge (you know)
    that was off friends.

  • @colincartwright6498
    @colincartwright6498 5 років тому +1

    How does Dara put up with these guys?

  • @dancingwithnature5303
    @dancingwithnature5303 4 роки тому

    From 1 Ó Bhriain to another, sláinte!

  • @TheWindowBat
    @TheWindowBat 7 років тому +5

    "Oh come all ye faithful"

  • @farhanurmiah2635
    @farhanurmiah2635 4 роки тому

    anyone know where the hat reference is from ?

  • @crazy4jbiebz
    @crazy4jbiebz 7 років тому +1

    Romesh is friend goals

  • @thesurgeon6473
    @thesurgeon6473 7 років тому +7

    "He's old, in' he?"

  • @johnathonroberts8200
    @johnathonroberts8200 4 роки тому +1

    They just ROASTING him

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 років тому +2

    ''For years he tried to work out one equation and now he has. Wayne Rooney finally knows that 2+2 equals 4''

  • @Madfattdeeb
    @Madfattdeeb 8 років тому +5

    ROFL!
    I laughed so hard I couldn't breath.

  • @michc4286
    @michc4286 5 років тому

    Rob becket stole the cocaine being Moreish joke from peep show and changes crack to cocaine

  • @zuckmedic
    @zuckmedic 6 років тому

    I dont understand what he said in 1:40... captain?

    • @Riggy1991
      @Riggy1991 6 років тому

      Denzel James Lim cup of tea

  • @IAmNeil
    @IAmNeil 6 років тому

    I MISS ANDY PARSONS SO MUCH

  • @retnavybrat
    @retnavybrat 9 років тому

    @Thomas Hague: I think it's the beard making him look older.

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 4 роки тому

    I can’t believe Stephen hawking is gone
    He will never do that show with Dara O’Brian wearing a silly hat

  • @citywitt3202
    @citywitt3202 5 років тому +2

    Things you wouldn’t hear on a cookery show.
    “Now I’m going to demonstrate the perfect way to get that perfect roast. We couldn’t find a cow this week so instead we’re all using Dara O’Brien.”

  • @MrExEssex
    @MrExEssex 5 років тому

    1:48 I'm a life-long atheist/antitheist but find it difficult to completely change my language. It's so ingrained to say "Thank God for that!" when your bus finally arrives and difficult to paraphrase it. I've heard Christopher Hitchens say "Thank God". One thing I'll never say/sing or even listen to is "God Save the Queen" - I'm also a staunch republican.

  • @joshiblabla1074
    @joshiblabla1074 6 років тому +1

    Head darameter

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 років тому +9

    ''Black holes actually do exist you just have to wait until the poppers have kicked in''

  • @renegadewolf961
    @renegadewolf961 6 років тому +1

    “Next biology: why is that gorilla so sexy???” SLAGG!!!

  • @Liam-qn2kn
    @Liam-qn2kn 5 років тому

    Frankenstein based on a scooby doo story

  • @danhowe3795
    @danhowe3795 7 років тому +1

    isn't this a big mad world but enough about your BMW let's get to the documentary

  • @widecheese5444
    @widecheese5444 3 роки тому

    That chick ripped off the “ Richard Dawkins” joke

  • @sodapop4949
    @sodapop4949 4 роки тому

    Mock.....Dara

  • @TranscendentLion
    @TranscendentLion 7 років тому +2

    In this episode of Our Universe, we'll be looking at the rings around Uranus.

  • @shayanm3788
    @shayanm3788 6 років тому

    Damn I just realized Dara O’Brien studied theoretical physics and maths

    • @diehardrvdfan22
      @diehardrvdfan22 5 років тому

      And everyone else just realized they would watch a podcast with Dara and Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

  • @KempoYoutubeChannel
    @KempoYoutubeChannel 6 років тому +1

    They have a point though, why is dara on stargazing?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 років тому +1

      Because he's got a degree in physics and is a keen amateur astronomer?

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 років тому +2

    We have finally found out the how crops circles happen. Its just a tractor with a plougher that drives around in a circle''

  • @kevied88
    @kevied88 4 роки тому

    who's the girl

  • @marcscooltube123
    @marcscooltube123 5 років тому +1

    Rob beckets pauses at the end are far too long

  • @execution8018
    @execution8018 8 років тому +1

    Welcome to dara o brien get sciency sorry gets smarter
    just kidding luv daras comedy but cmon

  • @jay0four
    @jay0four 4 роки тому

    this would be 10x better with frankie boyle