So here's the deal... [Genshin Impact Geo Only]
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- Опубліковано 27 лют 2024
- Our Geo Only account is faced with a difficult decision. Stick with not 'cheating' and be unable to ever progress further in the archon quests / never unlock co-op again, or 'cheat' and unlock those aspects of the game, but potentially ruin our challenge... Well whether you believe I should or shouldn't 'cheat' here, I believe I have a compromise...
Geo is often viewed as one of the 'worst' elements in Genshin Impact... Time to try and change that. Can we beat Genshin Impact using ONLY Geo characters? Only time will tell.
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#hoyocreators #GenshinImpact #genshin - Ігри
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone.
LOL
Lol
Very good joke
I very much enjoyed it!
@@FireflyStellaronHuntercouldn't have done it without you or Acheron
@@FireflyStellaronHunter (nothing I just saw you in a old comment that I had interact with you sorry)
"Geo doesn't need buffs, its a solid element"
-Cyno
Good one Cyno , good one
nvm I'm 90% certain you said this for the video. it's a good pun! hope you won!
Did you know Zhongli once got drunk from Osmanthus Wine?
Yep, he hit _rock bottom._
Loll
thats a good one
Man this series is rockin. No one on earth has as much patience as you. On the land or the sea no one can compete with the level of your creativity. Whenever you upload the geo series, tremors and earthquakes start to shake my subscription. Its literally groundbreaking!
You NEED to get that welkin
u deserve that welkin XD
man that welkin gotta be yours at this point- XD
I nominate u to get a welken
👍
The geologist from Fontaine was found guilty in a quartz of law.
10/10
That pun has rocked my world
1000/10
I ruined the 69 likes ☺️
That pun sure *rocked*
I'm going to be honest, the idea of doing a geo only play through really rocks. If I were you, I'd crumble under the pressure.
GOD
thank you radiohead in rainbows album cover for the amazing pun
if sayu was geo it would be called ROCK AND ROLL
love your content btw
Ok, that one was kinda funny
As a french speaker, I don't really know jokes in English so I'm just translating one...
Two Belgians have been wandering in the desert for several days (what a beautiful beach ...). They're dying of thirst.
- "I've got a sure-fire way of fighting thirst," says the first.
- "Oh yeah, what's that?" asks the second.
- "You have to suck pebbles..."
- "Then it's all over, there's nothing here but sand as far as the eye can see."
A long silence. The two desert castaways resume their arduous progress over the burning dunes.
- "We'd be saved if we could find a river!" exclaims the second Belgian,
- "You're right," reflects the first, "there are always rocks at the bottom of rivers..."
average conversation between two Akademiya researchers lost in the desert
@@uboaappears Exactly!
What did the rock say after beating the game
“Jumanji”
What's a Geo Slime's favourite Marvel movie?
Thor: RagnaRock
giggled
Why was the geologist always calm during earthquakes?
Because he had a "rock-solid" foundation!
The rule abut cheating is very grounded in logic and is now rock solid and set in stone
What does a Itto say before making a commitment?
“It’s all ore nothing.”
It's bad but like it
Why was the gemstone scared for his exams? Because he thought he wasn’t going topaz.
Not me seeing that on google 😭
Why does this has 7 like but it on the to💀💀💀
Top ass
This made me wanna die 👍
Been following since the 2nd swords-only video, and it's like navigating a rocky terrain - sometimes we strike gold, other times we hit rock bottom, but it's all part of the journey! Also love how at this point we already know before hand where we’re gonna get stuck lmao
Does anybody know when Java is going to send out the welkin moons? i am worried we'd get TURNED INTO STONES before it happens 😂😂😭
What is a geologist's favourite fruit?
Pome-granite.
Cyno: “I want to make an impact on the world, do things for the crater good of humanity.”
Tighnari: “Cyno please for one day.”
this series really *rocks!* i love the creative and crafty ways that you are able to get past things that are usually *set-in-stone.* it is so entertaining and makes me *quake* with excitement!
This series seriously rocks! Sometimes I take your efforts for granite but your updates really magma day.
Neuvillette: how sturdy is your shield?
Zhongli: ROCK solid…
you want to hear rock puns?
give me a moment and i’ll dig something up
(NA server)
You deserve to win that's was so good omg
Yes, please.. while listening to some punK rock
This series is a gem, just a groundbreaking challenge! Great job, you’re rocking it!
Why did the rock decide to hit the gym?
Because he wanted to be bigger and boulder. 💀
Did you know that Zhongli's favorite instrument is a lyre? When he plays it he sounds like... *rock and roll*
Cyno: You’re hired.
You know what's the "Stone age"? I don't know either, go ask some rocks
I will reveal my UID and server if I win
your series are rock-astic! truly one of the rarest and most amethyst-tastic ones i've had the chance to watch :D
Hey your videos make my day light up brighter than a lumenspar. It's not like you take noelles but even though you're always stuck between a rock and a hard place with the hardship you face in these videos i still respect how you always have a coal composure and i have to say your content is richer than ninguang. You always make me laugh harder than a diamond,speaking of which i have to say you are a true gem in the genshin yt department :)
(I have absolutely no idea what I am doing but everything I have mentioned here is true and I will always appreciate you and the time you take to make these videos I feel truly lucky to have found your channel ♥️)
U deserve ❤
I'm rock hard.
Me too.
Want to play sword fight?
Wow.
oh that not...
….Ok
🧐📸
4.5 is filled with geo ☠️☠️ first patch has gorou, yun jin, chiori, itto, and albedo ALL in ONE PHASE
They say that Geo is the forgotten element. But thats basalt (besides-basalt-get it?) the point.
(Dw I love Geo. Geo only power!)
I wasnt expecting to giggle at some of these rock puns
Rock Solid Video as always. When I first found your account (1st swords only video) I thought I found a hidden gem and know you have more than 300k people waiting for you to rock a new video. One truly don’t need to be Sherrock Holmes to detect how amazing your content is. Keep going👍🏻
This series has been a coal blast Java! Really enjoying the rough road at the same time. And having that welkin giveaway is a really solid move, I really dig it!
Artifact rolling really make me want to sing “It’s a hard rock life for us”.
Edit: here is the artifact version of the song:
It's the hard rock life for us
It's the hard rock life for us
Instead of crit rate, we get def
Instead of percent, we get flat
It's the hard rock life
You mean rock hard
watching this series really makes me realise how important the other elements are. And here we are! Taking them for Granite!
since the 4.5 banners are officially out and it truly is Geo Impact Time with *three* limited five stars avaible next patch, with two out of three four stars of first half being geo too, GOOD LUCK JAVA!
i hope you get to win *some* 50/50ies and useful 4 stars!
Your UA-cam channel has so much “sedimental” value for me and you always manage to “crack” me up😭🖤
Gneiss video Java
(Gneiss is a type of metamorphic rock characterized by banded textures and a high degree of mineral alignment. It forms from pre-existing rocks that undergo intense heat and pressure, resulting in a distinctive layered appearance.)
True
It really does take a boulder person to complete all of these long quests, you rock Java
Why did the geologist get angry at little things? Because he couldn’t keep his coal. But you know who does keep his coal? It’s you, Java. Your determination can move mountains and rocks will erode first before your patience runs out. Very strict with enforcing your own rules and yet when you wanted to progress with the series you give out to your community by giving 5 free Welkins every time you cheat. Keep up the good work man, and have a rocking day!
This episode is such a boulder move. Wish you the best of luck on cracking the solution for the last puzzle.
- What did Ningguang say when Morax died?
- Rest in la-peace
I love this series, it rocks so much. As someone who is not good with making teams, i really admire it when people do rock hard challenges like this
Thou hast been randomly chosen as number 4/10 for the welkin. Prithee provide me thy uid and which server thou play on within the next week, so i may grant upon thou a welkin moon 🌕
Yay, good job =D
@@JavaTheCup it is 665495960 and america, my good sir!
@@JavaTheCup Thank you, my good sir. Thy uid and server are 665495960 and America (I thought I replied already or maybe I did, I do not know 💀l
Yup and this one.. only thses two were the ones i could find..
What did the Traveler say to Zhongli when they saw his pet rock? “That’s a rocky road to companionship!”
I love this geo series so much, as your Navia deals damage (she's the best girl ever(after Raiden Shogun)). Keep throwing rocks, Java, you've nailed it.
Java, you've been lately really ROCKING the geo only series. I can't wait till you GRAVEL to other places, altough it seems impossible when you consider you can only use geo characters. I would give you some advice about puzzles and mechanics in Genshin, but I don't want to PEAT other people's ideas. I'm sorry if this comment sounds weird. I promise I'm not STONED and I didn't lose my MARBLE. I really want TOPAZ some positive energy. I hope you like doing this series. I can always QUARTZ on you when I'm bored :3
(Oh my god this was so corny)
omg the stoned & ESPECIALLY the topaz part was very good 😌🤣👏
"Does azhdaha eat?"
"As far as I know, he just geos"
- Zhong li after a talk with cyno
Asia
I'll say, this acc really have a sedimental value for us. I would even say that's this series is one of the pillars of your channel, this rocks! Truly a shield for the sadness, with stone cold emltions to block it whenever you upload it, thanks!
I sand you my regards.
My teacher told us "The tectonic plates just couldn’t maintain a relationship-there was too much friction between them" so that we would remember for the exams. He got off to a rocky start.
"Durante los exámenes de arte, un maestro se detiene a quejarse de todo el carboncillo que manchaba mis manos, le dije que no podía evitarlo porque era un diamante en bruto "
My friends told me to liyue down. But I stayed up just to watch you rock that series
every emisode of geo-only is a new groundbreaking adventure, and i cant stop watching your videos java bc they rock so hard:) (eu server)
What do rocks eat? “Pom-a-granites” (They’re my favorite fruit btw)
Didgeo think you could pose this challenge without me jumping in? My rocky puns will make you flint-ch because they're terra-ble, or the f-earth-est away from good they can be.
After watching the 4.5 livestream I must say Java you poor thing March is the time of Geo. But last time I checked you is now the Rock the Geo-Java so rock on and continue pebbling on
Always excited for more Java content, so of quartz we're okay with this compromise! The co-op requirements are so silty, honestly. Wishing you luck with the next banners!
I'm pebble in love with this series! People shouldn't take your great video ideas for granite!
Keep up the greatest content ever!! you're so underrated (some would even say underground) and severely taken for granite! You deserve all the views!! You rock Java!! You're a diamond in the rubble!
This series truly rocks, as you still try every way to find a solution even if you hit rock bottom. 😊
And btw, if Albedo gets a rerun soon, do you think people will chalk about it or will the banner go off to a rocky start?
(EU Server)
I can’t ever watch other UA-cam creat-ore-s geo only or any different account because of the way you just make it so much better 😭😭 Even after a month of trying to light up that cooking pot you still stood your ground 🤩 With you it’s always all ore nothing and I love this concept ! I started too a swords only account because of you (that amber domain really was a pain) so tysm Java for your ABSOLUTE ROCKING content 🫶
You alway make such Gneiss videos, it’s always fun to tune into your adventures.
You’ve actually inspired me to try a Physical DMG only challenge, but so far it’s been Tuff.
Have a great day! See y’all layer!
NA server
dude so far this series is rocking‼️‼️
what an absolute gem of a series, even with the rocky start, you still struck gold with this one
(america~)
Your series is solid as a rock and as precious as a gem too me...
This stalagmite be my favourite challenge you've done man, rocky starts aside I'm sure once everyone's built you'll be beating bosses by a landslide
Zhongli RIZZ: are you osmanthus wine? Cause I will always remember u 😻
I love noelle's shield,it's so GEOmetric
Why did the two earthbenders fight? It was a ROCKY RELATIONSHIP.
Sadly, my pun-tential has hit rock bottom.
But as always, great video and really love your puns and your editing is as clean as a faceted gemstone ;)
this series is a real gem, you rock java!!
wow java your strategies to solve an issue absolutely 'rocks'! you're so 'coal' man, yae miko should write a book about your journey and publish it at the yae 'pebble'-ishing house
The geologist was found guilty in a quartz of law.
sticks and stones may break my bones, but java's series only makes my heart warm
You’re rocking the geo only series! Can’t wait for chiori to come out so you can add her to your teams
This series is like a geo-diamond, made under a lot of pressure from rocking content.
I’ve been here since you were known as TheXade! And now we’re rocking a new name and we have a groundbreaking series aswell! I can’t wait for new episodes in the coming future!
This series is absolutely rocking 😊 it really shakes things up ❤
This sure is a rocky journey keep up the good work and keep rockin
seriously tho, we need to stop taking Java for granite, every episode he evolves to get bigger and boulder!!
This is such a *solid* series! I’ve always taken for *gran-ite* all the elements I could use while playing. It seriously *rocks* my world when I see your patience and dedication to this series :)
appreciate that java is as coal as a cucumber in the face of adversity. even when the situation is at rock-bottom. hoping i win the welkin, it would really magma day!
Ngl i kinda underestimate this challenge, but man it's ""groundbreaking"", it's fascinating how you managed to not cheat until now! We love you java, stay rocking!!
Damn i can't make puns.
(asia server btw)
Your videos always magma days. You’re my favourite content creat-ore Java. Keep rocking !
I have to say, this series rocks and the best thing about it is how stone-ning the geo girls look while rocking the world of teyvat
Java….you truly deserve to be promoted! You are now one of my elites GEOS (yk? Bc c-e-o and geo? Yea I am gonna go…..Eu server)
Man this series is really ground-breaking. With all these puzzles its truly a hardrock life for you.. but your vids quite literally rocks my world everytime i watch.
i love this series so much, its GEOnly series im waiting for!
Doing this challenge must've made your will as strong as a boulder.
You a real one though good vid!
This gem of a series is so coal. I don't know how you have the grit to take this rugged challenge. Keep rocking on!
(Yes this is terrible; I know)
I think your dedication to this challenge is rock solid.
The more I see your Geo Only account, the more I want to pull Navia next rerun. She rocks in every possible way, her unique kit is fantastic, her ult, her style, her sunglasses. Also, the golden troupe is actually a very good choice since it's her second BIS artifact set! And that domain could be useful for other characters aswell, so it is resin effective! 😎
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
“A skipping-stone”
Congrats to anyone who wins the Welkins and loving the geo series Java
Well i must say rocking with geo only is pretty fun (BIG FAN been watching u since Co op vids - I luv hearing u chalk abt bad luck)
EU SERVER
This challenge is not without its faults and it sucks that "cheating" is necessary... but you're boulder than most of us for even deciding to attempt it.
my ex said he knew a spot and then brought me to rock bottom. but this series has been truly helpful and ground breaking. so thanks java! you rock.
i honestly can't tell you how much i love this series, everytime i watch it, it gets more and more groundbreaking, this series rocks and im happy your making this series for all of us, thanks java
What did the Rock say to the cooking pot, can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
We're quite under-sand-ing of the schist-uation, no need to worry about cheating too much! You've already under mined lots of game play mechanics^^ keep it up!!!!
I bet this series is definitely going to take off because you rock-it right now... get it? rock-it? rocket? (embarrassed smile and hides behind a rock