Who Knew it's a Presidential Relay Race? Kamala Harris has a leg up.

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  • Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
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    Hi Friends
    This week I'm sharing my thoughts on Joe Biden dropping out of the presidential race and Kamala taking his place. The time since Biden has dropped out has seen the Democratic Party ahead of the Democratic National Convention ignited with new energy and enthusiasm over a candidate with fresh possibilities.
    Pundits on CNN, FOX, MSNBC, NBC, Newsmax and many more had all but declared the race for Trump saying Biden had no possibility or path toward victory and in this moment we find ourselves in many are rushing to support and extend the momentum that Kamala Harris has since the announcement. Kamala has been endorsed by Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, several senate democrats and Joe Biden himself.
    While attacks are taking place they aren't exactly landing in a meaningful way. Kamala is a part of Biden's administration but isn't seen as directly accountable for any of his more unpopular policies. Some of Joe's policies have been a divisive if not outright hated aspect of his campaign and seemed to be hurting him in the polls. Many did not like his stand on Gaza, felt he was ineffective dealing with the border and inflation, all this as it was clear the economy was actually doing much better but getting that messaging out and making the American understand it was something that his campaign was failing to do.
    I also talk about a horrible instance on a flight that has permanently changed me forever.
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    Video Directed by Jacob Menache
    Recorded at Comedy Works in Denver, CO

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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  2 місяці тому +1864

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    • @annelousteau9799
      @annelousteau9799 2 місяці тому +26

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    • @karlwashere123
      @karlwashere123 2 місяці тому +11

      eazy..

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 2 місяці тому +20

      @JoshJohnsonComedy
      Josh's smile in the thumbnail is cute as hell.
      This man is legit handsome. He looks really nice with his current hairstyle.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 2 місяці тому +7

      @annelousteau9799
      There should be a subscribe button next to the channel name.
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    • @DrakeBuilders
      @DrakeBuilders 2 місяці тому +4

      Your really for a Movie script brother...

  • @ThatNikoLove
    @ThatNikoLove 2 місяці тому +5721

    I swear Josh is the only comedian/content creator where I know for SURE its gonna be a good video..like every single time

  • @DrSlobGoblin
    @DrSlobGoblin 2 місяці тому +997

    "They say not all heroes wear capes. Yeah well, not all terrorists have bombs." Finally, the otherside.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 2 місяці тому +20

      totally underappreciated quote!

  • @dormiovibes
    @dormiovibes 2 місяці тому +1755

    "You don't know who someone is, until they put in their two weeks"
    That is a amazing quote

    • @terry3906
      @terry3906 2 місяці тому +34

      I know it's fantasy, and for so many reasons the executive branch does still have checks on it, but a part of me is just like 'What are we getting for my birthday and Christmas, Grandpa Joe?"

    • @SeriousMoh
      @SeriousMoh 2 місяці тому +7

      You are so correct, my dude. It only gets passed by the sentence afterwards.

    • @traceygarner5765
      @traceygarner5765 2 місяці тому +23

      Right!! I know some "two weeks dese nuts" people!

    • @dormiovibes
      @dormiovibes 2 місяці тому +4

      @@traceygarner5765 😂

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 2 місяці тому +12

      😂😂😂 i straight up didn’t go in the last few days. I also had a stalker at work who wouldn’t stop and no one listened.

  • @terriblefrosting
    @terriblefrosting 2 місяці тому +712

    Live your life in such a way that Josh Johnson NEVER has to tell a story about you.

    • @kingmaafa120
      @kingmaafa120 2 місяці тому +9

      😂

    • @aprilsnow2817
      @aprilsnow2817 2 місяці тому +32

      Or, if he does, it better be GOOD!

    • @carolinepitts1169
      @carolinepitts1169 2 місяці тому +3

      ROFLOL! 😂

    • @carrotsprout5188
      @carrotsprout5188 2 місяці тому +15

      actually I'm striving to live my life in such a way that he constantly has fun and cool new stories to tell abt me 🕺

    • @JGLy22086
      @JGLy22086 Місяць тому +2

      Yes 😂🤣😂

  • @fairyuhhh1
    @fairyuhhh1 2 місяці тому +615

    My mom is in the ICU and she might not make it. I haven’t stopped crying in 4 days and it feels like the world has been pulled from underneath me. Thank you Josh for letting me forget the worries and the heartache of reality for 29 minutes, I really needed this break

    • @nikkidcoe
      @nikkidcoe 2 місяці тому +31

      I'm so sorry, sending hugs.

    • @patriciamurfitt4590
      @patriciamurfitt4590 2 місяці тому +22

      So sorry 😢 sending love via the net

    • @marybraxton114
      @marybraxton114 2 місяці тому +12

      Sending prayers to you

    • @Feeling_So_Gabe
      @Feeling_So_Gabe 2 місяці тому +21

      My mom died a few years ago and all i remember is the time period from her being the hospital before she passed, and i just wish i hugged her more. I pray your mom gets better, but no matter what, please give her all the hugs and kisses you can. ❤

    • @RealLifeDollhouseMiniatures
      @RealLifeDollhouseMiniatures 2 місяці тому +14

      ​@Feeling_So_Gabe 12 years ago I watched my mom die in the ICU after 3 weeks. This is the best advice.

  • @decweez
    @decweez 2 місяці тому +1267

    WHAT IN THE GREYHOUND MEGABUS IS THIS!?

  • @izzaanimates9041
    @izzaanimates9041 2 місяці тому +3122

    6:17 “We need to keep planes PLANE-prices, because when planes are BUS-prices, BUS BEHAVIOR comes to planes” 😂😂😂

    • @neen42
      @neen42 2 місяці тому +29

      Like there isnt no matter what, lol.

    • @MistaBanks
      @MistaBanks 2 місяці тому +4

      6min to make his first joke. We all have perspective. He needs ro work on this shit instead of posting so often.

    • @mrscoolwhipp
      @mrscoolwhipp 2 місяці тому +20

      In the words of Shooter McGavin "go back to your shanties."

    • @bjones2600
      @bjones2600 2 місяці тому +20

      Definitely RedLine behavior on this plane lmdaooo

    • @jollyd.joestar3937
      @jollyd.joestar3937 2 місяці тому +93

      @@MistaBankshis first joke was the man eating a chicken on the plane

  • @Tatted_princess1996
    @Tatted_princess1996 2 місяці тому +3383

    Imagine the whole chicken guy from the plane watches this and now knows it was on purpose ☠️🤣

    • @rugr82day
      @rugr82day 2 місяці тому +121

      That's exactly what I was thinking.

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 2 місяці тому +68

      And you wonder what makes certain individuals snap!

    • @joshreichardt2485
      @joshreichardt2485 2 місяці тому +180

      Mabye next time, he won't bring a whole rotisserie chicken onto a plane.

    • @cjpietropinto9293
      @cjpietropinto9293 2 місяці тому +158

      ​@@joshreichardt2485 maybe he'll bring two.
      The problem I see is, he didn't share.

    • @DutchHeathen
      @DutchHeathen 2 місяці тому +15

      He be fuming!

  • @HappyKat2000
    @HappyKat2000 29 днів тому +76

    Aussie girl here. I just found Josh yesterday and have to say he is brilliant. When comedy is well written and delivered it's just like watching a movie in your head - you are actually there. Thanks Josh. 💙💙💙💙😺

  • @npres91
    @npres91 Місяць тому +68

    Josh is the new face of comedy. Highly professional, intelligent, and a brilliant cultural emulsifier in an age of division. Bravo, sir. Thanks for the smiles and laughs.

  • @octavulg
    @octavulg 2 місяці тому +1162

    I came in at the words "unregulated amount of chicken" and reflected that context is so, so important.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 місяці тому +12

      Like the sour cream/tsa lady bit. Classic

    • @featherbound8099
      @featherbound8099 2 місяці тому +3

      🤣🤣😂

    • @queezle4277
      @queezle4277 2 місяці тому +13

      @@Tonyhouse1168 Please elaborate on the sour cream TSA lady bit and where I can watch it

    • @HoraceInkling
      @HoraceInkling 2 місяці тому

      That’s how jokes work.

    • @yektaagra741
      @yektaagra741 2 місяці тому +6

      You did WHAT at the words "unregulated amount of chicken"?

  • @amrishshah8719
    @amrishshah8719 23 дні тому +16

    The best part is I have never heard him use any profanity. Always a well delivered comedy show. Just a natural talent!!!

  • @bethanythatsme
    @bethanythatsme 2 місяці тому +1086

    I take care of my 90yr old father full time.
    I CACKLED at the accuracy of our day.
    Jam, stories, westerns, and naps.
    Appreciate the respite your comedy provides.

    • @itsmarieg5816
      @itsmarieg5816 2 місяці тому +51

      God bless you for taking care of your father, I agree.. comedy is a good way to get some respite from caregiving

    • @bethanythatsme
      @bethanythatsme 2 місяці тому +45

      @@itsmarieg5816 thank you, he took care of me first 🥰

    • @srose1088
      @srose1088 2 місяці тому +25

      The silent generation loves those westerns, lol.

    • @deanahopkins6988
      @deanahopkins6988 2 місяці тому +11

      Stay strong!

    • @bethanythatsme
      @bethanythatsme 2 місяці тому +4

      @@srose1088 absolutely 😁

  • @rustyarmstrong9801
    @rustyarmstrong9801 2 місяці тому +395

    The dude probably watched this and thought, "I knew he wasn't asleep."

    • @kristenpinder8130
      @kristenpinder8130 2 місяці тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @momofsharkbait
      @momofsharkbait 2 місяці тому +2

      I would LOVE to have Josh dump my dinner. The hunger is worth the story! That he covered it at a show?! Dessert.

    • @haveyougotyourtowel
      @haveyougotyourtowel 2 місяці тому

      Seeing this comment at the top, before the joke, ruined it for me.

    • @VinceValentine
      @VinceValentine Місяць тому +1

      @@momofsharkbait He even allowed him to eat most of it.

    • @205Jmac
      @205Jmac 3 дні тому

      hahaha

  • @adamluther5836
    @adamluther5836 2 місяці тому +500

    As an airline worker with my own incredibly disturbing chicken on a plane story, this was one of the funniest sets Josh has ever put up for me!

    • @erinyes3943
      @erinyes3943 2 місяці тому +41

      I am so curious but also afraid. I’m so sorry dude lmao

    • @adamluther5836
      @adamluther5836 2 місяці тому

      @@erinyes3943 This happened several years ago, but I was on a late night flight from Minneapolis to Atlanta. I got a free upgrade to business class in the first row facing the bulkhead. I'm running late due to a ride complication and barely make it on, but even later than me is this 55~ish white guy. He comes onboard clutching a stuffed briefcase, which the flight attendants tell him more than once needs to go into the overhead bin before pushback and takeoff. He finally agrees so we can get going and everything seems normal from there until just as we get to cruising altitude.
      Then shit gets weird. This man gets up and pries this huge paper bag out of his briefcase and sits down and buckles back up with it sitting on his lap, I mention to him how the tray tables in this row are hidden in the armrest, but he doesn't say a word of acknowledgement. Instead, he spends the better part of the next hour staring straight ahead at the bulkhead wall as he repeats the same actions: He takes out a single chicken wing. He takes a single bite of it. He places the remainder back into the bag. He takes out a single napkin and completely wipes off his hands. He puts the soiled napkin back into the bag. He stares blankly at the wall for another minute. He then begins the process again until finally making his way back around to chicken wings he's already taken a single bite from and finishing them.
      This goes on for an hour, nearly half the entire flight. Now, it's late, so very few restaurants are open at the MSP airport's Humphrey Terminal, and none of them have chicken wings. There are few places close to the airport that are likely to be open or have chicken wings. This man has brought this giant shopping bag of chicken wings from somewhere far enough to nearly miss his flight, and he is letting almost nothing interrupt his mental focus towards these chicken wings. Once he's done, as you might expect from the previous performance, he stuffs the entire bag of spent bones and napkins back into his briefcase in the overhead bin, ignoring there are flight attendants and trashcans just 4 feet away from where he's sitting.
      The rest of the flight was fairly unremarkable outside of him falling asleep, the flight attendant coming through the cabin and turning off his reading light to darken the cabin on such a late flight and him waking up in a panic to immediately turn it back on. This happened once from the flight attendants, and once more from me turning it off out of annoyance at it literally being the only light on in the entire cabin, but given this being the only human reaction from the man the entire flight, I decided best to let it go after that.
      TL;DR Stop bringing your own chicken onto the airplane!

    • @sincerly_dion
      @sincerly_dion 2 місяці тому +21

      We need Thé story

    • @adamluther5836
      @adamluther5836 2 місяці тому

      @@sincerly_dion
      I actually posted this once and it disappeared, not sure if length or content, but I'll try again. So, long story long: I was flying home on a late flight from MSP to ATL, I'm late as heck cuz of ride complications and get onboard late, but get upgraded to business class, 1A in the bulkhead as a courtesy. Last second, on walks this 55ish white man clutching a huge briefcase. The flight attendants tell him more than once to stow it overhead so we can push back, he finally does and the flight takes off pretty normally. Then things get weird...
      We get to cruise altitude, and he gets up and pries out this huge paper bag from his briefcase and sits back down and buckles in. I can smell it's food, so tell him the tray table is hidden in the armrest in these rows, he stares straight ahead and says nothing. For context, it's late. Almost no restaurants are open at the Humphrey terminal, and none of them have wings, and there are few restaurants near the airport, but this man has a bag full of wings that likely made him almost miss his flight
      Now here's the creepy part, he spends the next hour doing this repeated routine: take out a single wing, take a single bite of the wing, put the remaining wing back in the back, take out a single napkin to completely wipe his hands, put the soiled napkin back in the back, stare at the wall for a minute, repeat.
      After almost an hour, he has completed the chicken run, gets up and shoves the bag of bones and napkins back into his briefcase. The flight attendants and galley trash are just 4ft away, but he's withholding the evidence for now. The rest of the flight he looks asleep until the flight attendant comes by and shuts off his reading light and he wakes up in a panic and turns it back on. I wait and turn it off myself because it's the only light in the whole cabin on, but he wakes again in a panic and turns it back on, not a word spoken. Given this is his only human reaction thus far, I decide to leave it alone and just wait out the rest of the flight. Again, this guy never said a word the entire flight, spent 95% of the time staring directly at the bulkhead wall or being not really asleep, and ate an entire bag of chicken wings like a broken AI simulation for OCD efficiency

    • @Fooma777
      @Fooma777 2 місяці тому +6

      Agreed, unfortunately I would love to hear this

  • @CheerfulNihilism
    @CheerfulNihilism 2 місяці тому +763

    Josh Johnson is my current "safe" comedian. When I'm feeling low I know I can watch one of his sets and it immediately shifts my state.

    • @corvanphoenix
      @corvanphoenix 2 місяці тому +19

      I agree 100%!

    • @MeghanMakesaComment-st1st
      @MeghanMakesaComment-st1st 2 місяці тому +12

      Definitely describes my evening just now

    • @n2essence
      @n2essence 2 місяці тому +23

      Same! Just got me out of a depression mood with this one!

    • @bipolartorecovery1485
      @bipolartorecovery1485 2 місяці тому +16

      Not everyone can make the kkk funny

    • @ArtRebelsBloc
      @ArtRebelsBloc 2 місяці тому +11

      im co signing this one hundred percent. i just came off of an episode of being sick this set elevated my mood to almost feel normal.

  • @schuylerkessler2459
    @schuylerkessler2459 2 місяці тому +223

    Josh is basically releasing full-length specials every week now with original content, absolutely mindblowing to see this level of proficiency in one’s craft!

    • @123abc4u
      @123abc4u Місяць тому +2

      THIS

    • @LynnnnnnnnnN
      @LynnnnnnnnnN Місяць тому +4

      Its crazy!! Best comedian I've seen in a very long time!

  • @gingercat
    @gingercat 2 місяці тому +163

    Daily Show producers, give this man the Daily Show!

    • @tigerunicornpegases
      @tigerunicornpegases 2 місяці тому +11

      Please!!!

    • @diesto-vg5jz
      @diesto-vg5jz Місяць тому +1

      Jon Stewart is still king, but the rest can go. desi and the asian guy aren't funny at all.

    • @LynnnnnnnnnN
      @LynnnnnnnnnN Місяць тому +2

      Abso-effin-lutely!! This man rocks!! 💯👍

    • @riekebusch2293
      @riekebusch2293 28 днів тому

      ​​@@diesto-vg5jz
      Well, I like all three of them!
      It's never good to uprise a person by 'trumpling' down the other ones.

  • @rosemagny
    @rosemagny 2 місяці тому +128

    TSA they took my water but apparently he could have 12oz of chicken juice 🤣🤣🤣

  • @justjuliejohnston
    @justjuliejohnston 2 місяці тому +58

    True comedic talent - Josh doesn’t need to make it shocking or overly sexual. Not saying there’s no place for that, just recognizing great talent.

  • @phelonyphatbottom902
    @phelonyphatbottom902 2 місяці тому +495

    I love when Josh cracks himself up with what he's about to say next.

    • @mah1na
      @mah1na 2 місяці тому +45

      you know when he smiles three times in a row it's about to go down

    • @terry3906
      @terry3906 2 місяці тому +17

      Absolutely. I applaud comedians who can go out there and do an entire set of stone-faced with the crowd losing it, but there's no substitute for someone who is experiencing joy while on stage. (:

    • @Banthagami
      @Banthagami 2 місяці тому +12

      I love it so much when he is telling his joke and pausing for the grinsss

    • @milhousevanhoutan9235
      @milhousevanhoutan9235 2 місяці тому +11

      He has a special called "Up Here Killing Myself" which is so perfect because he does this all the time.

  • @Hollywhite9750
    @Hollywhite9750 2 місяці тому +823

    “An FAA unregulated amount of chicken!”😂😂😂

    • @ImJustSayingBTW
      @ImJustSayingBTW 2 місяці тому +3

      FFA like Future Farmers of America, I thought.

    • @Sam-Cain
      @Sam-Cain 2 місяці тому +8

      ​@@ImJustSayingBTWYou thought wrong, it's the Federal Aviation Administration.

    • @mikemartin606
      @mikemartin606 2 місяці тому

      Sweet play😂 FAA instead of FDA✨👌🏾

  • @nein62
    @nein62 2 місяці тому +365

    Been watching Josh Johnson since he was bald. I tell everyone about him and I love that I've seen more and more in the last year or so. Man is a genius hiding philosophy and truth behind humor... not cheap laughs, just the absurdity of the shared human experience. Pay attention because he's only getting better and you're gonna see a lot of him in the future.

    • @dl2725
      @dl2725 2 місяці тому +24

      And the volume he puts out! All fresh and relevant. I’ve been loving seeing him get his regular bit on The Daily Show 🤩

    • @Baiko
      @Baiko 2 місяці тому +19

      Oh dang, I had forgotten the bald phase, and the afro phase

    • @TorskiDobsonArnold
      @TorskiDobsonArnold 2 місяці тому

      😂😂​@@dl2725

    • @infiniteinfantfinite
      @infiniteinfantfinite Місяць тому +5

      He looked like he was 14 and was killing it ;~)

    • @GrandmaCathy
      @GrandmaCathy 28 днів тому

      Bald?

  • @krishnapoudel6970
    @krishnapoudel6970 2 місяці тому +93

    "The last time somebody had to go back to 1800...they may accidentally teach..." briliant!
    Saw him for the first time just few days ago with Jon 'Stewart; was impressed. Clean, entertaining, and lines that tickles your intellectual faculty! This young man will go places!

    • @denisebeaudet81
      @denisebeaudet81 18 днів тому

      Josh with Jon Stewart. My stomach hurts just thinking about it.

  • @ricardoagard871
    @ricardoagard871 2 місяці тому +209

    Whenever Josh stops mid sentence, I'm like "Oh s**t, here we go"🤦🏽‍♂️🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @morgansmith334
    @morgansmith334 2 місяці тому +330

    20:25 when I would tell my grandpa “Good Morning, how are you?” He always responds “I woke up.”

    • @koughnut0520
      @koughnut0520 2 місяці тому +18

      Same mine will always dramatically check his pulse 🤣

    • @dopenesslight7243
      @dopenesslight7243 2 місяці тому +17

      It's equal parts thank God and disappointment 😭😭😭

  • @austinluther5825
    @austinluther5825 2 місяці тому +504

    "For some reason this isn't illegal."😂😂😂

  • @sm321youtube5
    @sm321youtube5 2 місяці тому +701

    Josh was already my favorite comedian, but the Henry The Eighth reference as a Tudor history afficionado just made me love his sets even more ❤

    • @m_martha_e
      @m_martha_e 2 місяці тому +10

      Same here! I consume some Tudor history content weekly even presented in a language I’m only semi-fluent in 😅

    • @sm321youtube5
      @sm321youtube5 2 місяці тому

      @raikie That's awesome!! I think I've read just about every book I can find on it, lol. I love Dr. Owen Emmerson's videos on the subject. If you can afford a $5.99 a month subscription, then History Hit has amazing documentaries and podcasts on the Tudor Era!

    • @sm321youtube5
      @sm321youtube5 2 місяці тому +7

      @raikie That's awesome!! I mainly enjoy reading, and have read just about every book I can get my hands on lol. But History Hit has really great documentaries and podcasts!

    • @teresadkirse8489
      @teresadkirse8489 2 місяці тому +5

      Yes! I was having visuals on that idea then he said it

    • @DblTap317
      @DblTap317 2 місяці тому

      Wow the AI bots are getting weirder every day

  • @alistairwhite4768
    @alistairwhite4768 2 місяці тому +164

    Man. For the last 7 months i’ve been watching Josh’s stuff every week, and as a big fan of old comedy, no one has ever topped Carlin’s ability to dissect the world around us until you, man

    • @michelletxmischief4390
      @michelletxmischief4390 2 місяці тому +12

      I was just thinking this exact thing! Saw him live the night after OJ died. What a treat!

    • @rhythmcolorassociates2700
      @rhythmcolorassociates2700 2 місяці тому

      Dave ❗❗❗🧐👀

    • @karenwaddell9396
      @karenwaddell9396 2 місяці тому +9

      And without the crassness of most of today’s comedians. Thx Josh, you are so funny and an amazing story teller.

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 Місяць тому

      @@michelletxmischief4390
      Dang! I’m so intensely jealous!!!

    • @mirandawatson6150
      @mirandawatson6150 13 днів тому +1

      Trevor Noah is like him

  • @windubitably
    @windubitably 2 місяці тому +129

    THANK YOU for your views on Biden via the granddad angle, especially that line “And then no one did any home work for 3 years.” Exactly how I felt!

  • @EnlightenedSavage
    @EnlightenedSavage 2 місяці тому +370

    $6 whole chicken or a $30 fried thigh and drum from the airport kfc. I am on the rotisserie guys side.

    • @dyanaprajna4556
      @dyanaprajna4556 2 місяці тому +32

      I was thinking the same thing 😛

    • @raineyharrison7848
      @raineyharrison7848 2 місяці тому +51

      Are you the guy?

    • @chelseasmith4753
      @chelseasmith4753 2 місяці тому +30

      Right?! $10 for a slice of pizza at the airport OR $10 for a Costco pizza? Totally got Costco pizza last flight just brought some zip lock bags to put it in for easier luggage juggling purposes... Though next time I'll probably use Tupperware... And don't forget the napkins/wipes!

    • @lilaculots
      @lilaculots 2 місяці тому +76

      i mean that's fair but you gotta eat it at the airport instead of trapping everyone else in with your rotisserie chicken smell for the whole flight 😭

    • @Pattielataco
      @Pattielataco 2 місяці тому +3

      @@raineyharrison7848😂😂

  • @Leopardeye
    @Leopardeye 2 місяці тому +228

    “You don’t know who somebody is until they put in their 2 weeks.” 😂😂😂

  • @Laurenlilly902
    @Laurenlilly902 Місяць тому +42

    Your analysis on Biden was spot on!! He wanted to be grandpa and we forced him to save us! Thank you uncle Joe!!!

    • @jkacvbhijfn
      @jkacvbhijfn 22 дні тому

      Ummm…uh…wasn’t “Uncle Joe” Churchill’s nickname for Stalin?

    • @Maderlololohio
      @Maderlololohio 14 днів тому

      ​@@jkacvbhijfnnot anymore cause nobody knows anymore 😂

  • @smorris7713
    @smorris7713 2 місяці тому +28

    "might accidentally teach..." 😆😆😆👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽I applauded at my screen. Josh, please keep being Golden ⭐⭐⭐

  • @tamarf4596
    @tamarf4596 2 місяці тому +42

    This man is amazing. He's a genius. So prolific, and yet it doesn't at all come at the expense of his excllent humor. When he's doing Daily Show material, it's almost as if they clip his wings. This man can FLY! LET HIM FLY!

  • @ceoofeternaldamnation
    @ceoofeternaldamnation 2 місяці тому +422

    if i had to sit next to someone eating an entire rotisserie chicken with their bare hands the plane would have to go down

    • @Zan823
      @Zan823 2 місяці тому +21

      My own annoyance at the thought of it spoilt the joke for myself! The smell the mess the juice the chomping!😡
      He paints a vivid picture!😂

    • @Weaverlord
      @Weaverlord 2 місяці тому +10

      genuinely i would ask for some and try not to be bothered. i'd be bothered if i asked for some didn't get any and then they loudly ate besides me lmao

    • @literallyjustgrass
      @literallyjustgrass 2 місяці тому +20

      @@Zan823 😂😂when i heard the words '12 ounces of chicken juice' i almost threw up a little

    • @realworkoutsforrealpeople5041
      @realworkoutsforrealpeople5041 2 місяці тому +4

      I'd asked to be seated elsewhere. That's just gross behavior.

    • @Charsy8
      @Charsy8 2 місяці тому +5

      I have a bad case of misophonia so that would probably just end up being my villain origin story making *ME* turn into the terrorist on the plane. XD

  • @izzaanimates9041
    @izzaanimates9041 2 місяці тому +436

    5:36 “Like- he smell like he had just danced out the oven just now, right? Like he had chicken cologne, right?” 😭

    • @MissJIF
      @MissJIF 2 місяці тому +18

      Danced out of the oven took me out!😂😂😂

  • @purodeathcore
    @purodeathcore 2 місяці тому +484

    josh is legitimately my favorite comedian of all time…..NOBODY does it like josh does he’s truly in a league of his own

    • @jewellmadden8624
      @jewellmadden8624 2 місяці тому +7

      There's also Trevor Noah!

    • @ReckFamily
      @ReckFamily 2 місяці тому +1

      Agree 100%!!!!

    • @MrSpunkyflunky
      @MrSpunkyflunky 2 місяці тому +7

      Have you heard of Dave Chappelle? I love Josh, I'm just saying there's GOATs and there's great rising stars and there's hidden gems and off nights and Yada yada

    • @Banned4Life
      @Banned4Life 2 місяці тому +3

      @@jewellmadden8624 Trevor Noah barely qualifies as a comedian.

    • @purodeathcore
      @purodeathcore 2 місяці тому +5

      @@MrSpunkyflunky how’d I KNOW i’d get one of these comments lmfaooo

  • @mairbuddug1068
    @mairbuddug1068 2 місяці тому +13

    I love you Josh Johnson! I'm 85 and I would really like to be your grandmother. I would never hit you with a switch!

  • @LindaMitchell
    @LindaMitchell 2 місяці тому +118

    I love that Josh reminded everyone that voters asked for Joe Biden to run because we thought he was the only candidate that could beat Trump. He's a patriot for doing that and he's a patriot for stepping aside if he feels that another candidate can beat Trump this time around.

  • @ChimericalCarl
    @ChimericalCarl 2 місяці тому +273

    "Not all heroes wear capes"
    Sweet, another passenger is gonna save him!
    "Not all terrorists wear bombs"
    Welp.
    Fucking GENIUS line.

  • @KismetSoul
    @KismetSoul 2 місяці тому +322

    Bus people eating on the plane like he's at medieval times.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 місяці тому +8

      Reminds me of Langston Kerman “don’t get married, go to medieval times”

  • @cwdb630
    @cwdb630 2 місяці тому +78

    Josh is going to be a powerhouse in political comedy and just comedy in general. He already is but will quickly gain national appeal. I saw him live at a taping of the daily show and I have never laughed that hard. Josh is the real fuckin deal. I could easily see him hosting a show if he chooses to want that.

    • @annegillies1052
      @annegillies1052 2 місяці тому +3

      He should be the next host of the Daily Show.

    • @Maderlololohio
      @Maderlololohio 14 днів тому

      We don't want him to get burn out though. I wash for him to grow and expand at a healthy pace

  • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
    @FishareFriendsNotFood972 2 місяці тому +45

    "You don't know who somebody is until they put in their two weeks." There has never been truer words spoken!

  • @bluewykyd4928
    @bluewykyd4928 2 місяці тому +33

    My Dude be dropping actual knowledge and be so fukkin hilarious at the same time. It's pure comedy gold!!!

  • @MariKurisato
    @MariKurisato 2 місяці тому +65

    I saw him at this show on that Friday and there was a rude heckler but he handled her with class and he was just amazing in person. 10/10 would see again

  • @joyborazjani5757
    @joyborazjani5757 2 місяці тому +338

    It was his emotional support chicken 😂

  • @kellywalker9827
    @kellywalker9827 2 місяці тому +97

    I 100% agree with him on being happy to hear someone talk "normal"🎉

  • @bobdudy7177
    @bobdudy7177 2 місяці тому +8

    My Favorite Comedian! Josh is always hilarious.

  • @zombieninjapitbull3856
    @zombieninjapitbull3856 2 місяці тому +463

    Doesn't matter what side you sit on , Josh knows how to bring us all together for a damn good laugh.

    • @Lora-G
      @Lora-G 2 місяці тому +13

      I sit on my bottom side😂

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 2 місяці тому +9

      "BY GOLLY I'M BLACK GOSH DARN IT!" - Josh Johnson

    • @damian_cross
      @damian_cross 2 місяці тому +3

      This whole thing was left wing trash rofl

    • @the_petty_crocker
      @the_petty_crocker 2 місяці тому

      @@damian_cross Just admit you hate black people rofl

    • @joycelynnelobert8779
      @joycelynnelobert8779 2 місяці тому +38

      @@damian_crosschicken’s left wing, I believe. The right wing got rolled down the plane aisle.

  • @23pounce
    @23pounce 2 місяці тому +88

    This guy is wicked hot, smart, and funny. If he asked me out I'd shout "hell yeah!" before he could finish asking me.

    • @Maderlololohio
      @Maderlololohio 14 днів тому

      Lol not me. I prefer to love and admire from afar. It would stress me th out. But then I don't want anybody 😂 edit to add th 😊

  • @patrickjane8061
    @patrickjane8061 2 місяці тому +183

    Love how the whole chicken story is stuffed with so many other jokes. Really well done 👍

    • @erinaa9486
      @erinaa9486 2 місяці тому +12

      STUFfeD

    • @nimue325
      @nimue325 2 місяці тому

      A whole humor turducken.

    • @elsagreen1476
      @elsagreen1476 2 місяці тому +4

      Stuffed chicken kkkk

    • @abstract5249
      @abstract5249 2 місяці тому +3

      Well done like the chicken.

  • @nikkibee4277
    @nikkibee4277 21 день тому +3

    So enjoying Josh. He makes you laugh & think all at the same time.

  • @LaDeCR
    @LaDeCR 2 місяці тому +23

    "They might accidentally TEACH...." Ooop! ahahaha I lost it at this point, so succinct and sharp you are Josh! I freakin love your standup and your journey🤜🤛

  • @dionnechristy1
    @dionnechristy1 2 місяці тому +97

    I was at this show! 😊 Great show! Currently my favorite comedian. He doesn’t have to do too much to be funny, he is relatable, and simply a nice guy.

    • @ekkridon
      @ekkridon 2 місяці тому +5

      And good looking!

  • @brownkemosabe
    @brownkemosabe 2 місяці тому +41

    A super long, super funny, twisting and turning, thrilling tale.... About a Rotisserie Chicken. That's something only Josh Johnson can do!

  • @Only1TReal
    @Only1TReal 2 місяці тому +278

    I'm in the sleeper of the 18 wheeler laughing like crazy!

    • @Purple001-eh6zo
      @Purple001-eh6zo 2 місяці тому +10

      make sure nobody punches your phone in their "sleep"

    • @Only1TReal
      @Only1TReal 2 місяці тому +4

      @@Purple001-eh6zo lol

    • @sakuragyoza
      @sakuragyoza 2 місяці тому +10

      Safe travels! 💖

    • @danieljohnson4530
      @danieljohnson4530 2 місяці тому +5

      We appreciate what you do big bro!!!

    • @Only1TReal
      @Only1TReal 2 місяці тому +1

      @@sakuragyoza always! Want to make sure everyone around me as well as myself get home safely. Thank you!

  • @laurataylor29
    @laurataylor29 2 місяці тому +13

    Eating a whole Rotisserie Chicken next to another Human..in an Inclosed Space, is an act of Violence 😆 🤣

  • @QueenLizardSparkles
    @QueenLizardSparkles 2 місяці тому +46

    Cackled at "They might accidentally teach..."

    • @sh_joy
      @sh_joy 2 місяці тому +1

      Could you explain exactly what he meant by that? I felt like I didn't quite get it

    • @chesspiece4257
      @chesspiece4257 2 місяці тому

      @@sh_joyteaching CRT by making them understand why so many black people have slave owners in their family tree

    • @inesspanni
      @inesspanni 2 місяці тому

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @QueenLizardSparkles
      @QueenLizardSparkles 2 місяці тому

      @@sh_joy after the audience laughs he says "I thought you burned all the critical race theory books". I believe the point of the joke was that the far right may try so hard to make Kamala seem racist that they might accidentally teach about the things they've been trying to keep out of history lessons in schools.

    • @stellarose3884
      @stellarose3884 2 місяці тому

      Republicans have been trying their hardest to ban books, especially in schools, and especially about racism and slavery.
      He’s pointing out how ironic it is that they are calling on a terrible thing that happened *because* of slavery to tear down Kamala. And if people look into it… they’ll learn about it. Hence “they might actually teach”

  • @journeywithtanya1260
    @journeywithtanya1260 2 місяці тому +113

    "A fork would have gotten him caught ,......eating like Henry the 8th....fingers, fingers, fingers"...😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CharifRocka
      @CharifRocka 2 місяці тому +5

      The details. It's the details that paint the picture. 🎨

    • @journeywithtanya1260
      @journeywithtanya1260 2 місяці тому +7

      @CharifRocka so true 👍 he's an amazing story teller. ❤️

  • @LokiJDeWitt
    @LokiJDeWitt 2 місяці тому +150

    Josh is an absolute revelation to not just comedy, but also social commentary. Thank you for sharing your talents with us.

  • @Julia.echternach
    @Julia.echternach 2 місяці тому +50

    We were at this show! We had to go home a bit before the end to take care of a family issue, but we had such a great time. And now I got to see the presidential race bit here. Thank you Josh!

  • @cynthiarumlow8293
    @cynthiarumlow8293 2 місяці тому +13

    I was there and it’s still hilarious. Josh did a meet and greet after the show and is a genuine, kind person.

    • @cynthiarumlow8293
      @cynthiarumlow8293 2 місяці тому +1

      And when Chicago shows are added I will be there with a dear friend and family. We can all celebrate our new president 😊

  • @AllTheRooks
    @AllTheRooks 2 місяці тому +8

    I have no earthly idea how a person so reliably gets SO much material so quickly, and it all feels so wildly polished every single time

  • @TheDylls
    @TheDylls 2 місяці тому +19

    I've done 56hrs on a Greyhound...
    Perfect strangers will be watching your stuff for you with absolute trust and sharing food all around.
    (I was moving and travelling with a half a dozen large boxes. More than I could handle on my own once we got to our destination. Wasn't sure what I was gonna do. Two people I met on the bus offered to stand by my boxes that were taken off the bus while another person grabbed his skateboard to help me move my boxes a few at a time to the cabstand nearby ❤❤)

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 Місяць тому +1

      That’s the kind of thing I do…I love helping people get out of jams, just so long as it doesn’t require anything of my knees. My knees are living a whole separate, fragile life than the rest of me!

  • @haddingtoniangcp2464
    @haddingtoniangcp2464 2 місяці тому +17

    Josh is a one man UPS man: he always delivers.

  • @michelleshava1477
    @michelleshava1477 2 місяці тому +39

    Bus behavior on planes is a real thing! 😅😂

  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 2 місяці тому +4

    The whole bit regarding racism and Kamala’s great great great grandparents was absolutely hilarious and cathartic. The way you ended it with Republicans learning something about racism was spot on. They are clueless to the realities of slavery and it’s about time they learned. You go Josh Johnson!

  • @thendobianca
    @thendobianca 2 місяці тому +40

    Not “bus behaviour” 😅 last week it was “community uber” this is too good 😂😂😂😂

  • @kimberlyfrey8740
    @kimberlyfrey8740 2 місяці тому +146

    I come here every Tuesday like im dedicated to a tv show. Best part of my day and bonus today since we had one over the weekend. Thank Josh!

  • @rocketscott
    @rocketscott 2 місяці тому +132

    He was like this flightless bird is about to take flight

  • @tesssouter4521
    @tesssouter4521 11 днів тому +1

    What a funny guy I love him and he is funny with out the foul language which just proves you don’t need to swear to be funny . Keep going Josh you are a star 🌟

  • @betsymcc61
    @betsymcc61 2 місяці тому +12

    Thank you, Josh. Just thank you for being you and making us laugh every single time.

  • @sarah30932
    @sarah30932 2 місяці тому +108

    The title already has me cracking up

  • @Arley42
    @Arley42 2 місяці тому +44

    It's not just that Josh is funny, but it also feels like free weekly therapy. For 30 minutes every week my grumpy-ass face aches from smiling through the whole of each of these sets. Thank you!

  • @jonathanb6025
    @jonathanb6025 2 місяці тому +31

    I was flying this one time and... soon as the plane got to altitude, the 13 year old sitting next to me unbuckled his seat belt, accessed the overhead compartment, and pulled out a County Crock butter tub. I watched him sit back down, bust it open, and he and his 8-year-old brother started going to town on homemade hot wings. Moms wasn't traveling with them, but she packed them a little something for the road. They did offer me some... but rando homemade airplane wings ain't my thing.

  • @moukiduniya
    @moukiduniya 2 місяці тому +6

    I've been watching Josh's videos for a few weeks now, and I finally put my finger on why I vibe with his comedy so much.
    Not only does he have great comedic timing (especially in the silences that fill in the gaps) but he trusts his audience's intelligence. No speaking down, no cheap cop out joke, just a thoughtful conversation. It's wonderful to see! Keep going 🎉

  • @ThelmaJordan-ri6ib
    @ThelmaJordan-ri6ib 18 днів тому +1

    Josh is the best. The things he talk about are current and he does it in a hilarious way.

  • @KimPhoenixRising
    @KimPhoenixRising 2 місяці тому +84

    BRILLIANT! They might accidentally TEACH...

    • @malmstrim
      @malmstrim 2 місяці тому

      What? I didn't get that part

    • @t.mariehodge1561
      @t.mariehodge1561 2 місяці тому +1

      Yaaaaaaaaasssssssssssss!!!! That part!!😂😂😂

    • @senaadja1978
      @senaadja1978 2 місяці тому +3

      ​​@@malmstrimhe was talking about Critical Race Theory

  • @chrispy1972
    @chrispy1972 2 місяці тому +17

    I can listen to this man for hours. Best storyteller!

  • @sailincat2822
    @sailincat2822 2 місяці тому +123

    That CRT punchline was perfect! It had me laughing hysterically!😂!

  • @gracecharise4488
    @gracecharise4488 2 місяці тому +5

    Josh is so funny and relatable. I had a guy next to me on a Sydney to flight Dubai. We got off well with interesting convos, then he started coughing without a mask in December 2020! That's how I got C-19 and gave it to my dad. My parents and I ended up in quarantine over Christmas, because of this guy. Had to cancel my return flight and work from home. Like the guy had no idea how his behaviour affected others.

  • @Ainar86
    @Ainar86 2 місяці тому +7

    Josh has that young Chapelle energy but with some old-Chapelle-like insight, this is the next GOAT in the making!

  • @Jenniferlynn6504
    @Jenniferlynn6504 2 місяці тому +97

    The greyhound mega bus had me spitting my water out! 😂😂😂

  • @ToshaBreeanne
    @ToshaBreeanne 2 місяці тому +105

    That was real brave, Josh. 😂 What if he was hangry and ready to fight😅

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 2 місяці тому +14

      In reality, I would expect the flight crew would be all over chicken guy in an instant if he so much as started getting loud. (Crew was just as disgusted as Josh.)

    • @finally_dorian
      @finally_dorian 2 місяці тому +15

      He let him get down to the bone, he'd've been a'ight 🤣

  • @Julia.echternach
    @Julia.echternach 2 місяці тому +12

    We were at this show! We had such a great time. Thank you Josh!

  • @poofurgone78
    @poofurgone78 2 місяці тому +5

    I just want to say that I was at the movie theater recently and a couple pulled out a rotisserie chicken to share that were sitting directly behind me, the move theater was packed and I couldn't move without disrupting the row and the smell and sound was horrifying. What the greyhound bus?

  • @matgonzalez6272
    @matgonzalez6272 2 місяці тому +10

    Spit my tea out on “it wasn’t a scream like AHH it was a”

  • @featheredserpentartmedia5315
    @featheredserpentartmedia5315 2 місяці тому +17

    I drove from El Paso to Denver to visit old friends, but also to see your set, and man it was the perfect way to wrap up my trip. Thank you for the laughs.

  • @regib1992
    @regib1992 2 місяці тому +24

    Man Josh just gets better and better never a dull moment and it’s so genuine and honest!

  • @CaityRay8
    @CaityRay8 2 місяці тому +91

    You can fight me in court.... I won't be there. 😂

  • @eastcoastmusicmachine7989
    @eastcoastmusicmachine7989 2 місяці тому +19

    Rotisserie Guy was probably gonna grab drive thru on his way to the airport, but fast food is so expensive now that he was like “shoot, right across the parking lot I can get a whole chicken for less than a combo meal here ….”

  • @virginiaf4117
    @virginiaf4117 2 місяці тому +7

    I love the editing and comedic zoom-ins! The editor knows what’s up 🔥

  • @sevendaysin8374
    @sevendaysin8374 2 місяці тому +75

    Man just said CHICKEN JUICE and I am dying over here...great set!

  • @sxt4447
    @sxt4447 2 місяці тому +241

    A President who can complete full sentences? She’s got my vote!

    • @dennismitchell5276
      @dennismitchell5276 2 місяці тому +33

      "remembering names and shit."

    • @jesalyn84
      @jesalyn84 2 місяці тому +7

      Sad af

    • @merc9nine
      @merc9nine 2 місяці тому +5

      @@sxt4447 she speaks in circles. Her sentences make no sense

    • @audreymcneal8714
      @audreymcneal8714 2 місяці тому +19

      @@merc9nine have you ever watched more than a short clip of her? She is usually making a larger point. Everything (makes more sense) in context.

    • @merc9nine
      @merc9nine 2 місяці тому

      @audreymcneal8714 yes. Im from California, a place that her ideas have destroyed. I've seen her talk for a long time and she's always babbling. She honestly seems like she had a few glasses of wine with lunch and she's a little drunk. She is like the character from Veep, but in reality. The only time she made any sense was when she was falsely accusing Brett Kavanaugh of grape because it was good for her politically. She's a vile, terrible person, that slept her way to the top, but she's an Indian woman, and you'll vote for any woman because you are a critical thinker.
      They're saving your Democracy, by installing a person who received no votes from the public. You don't know a single policy of hers, but you're gonna vote for her. What a joke.

  • @carpooltonal
    @carpooltonal 2 місяці тому +79

    Had a blast this Friday seeing Josh and Logan in Denver. And, being to meet you both in person and have a conversation, made it one of the most memorable days of my life. They say don't meet your heroes, but meeting Josh disproves this cliche. Josh was so kind and grateful for his fans, he is a hero you should meet y'all!!

  • @jsykes04111954
    @jsykes04111954 27 днів тому +2

    He got me with Greyhound Megabus pricing!

  • @misznoble
    @misznoble 2 місяці тому +8

    SO. FUCKING. SMART.
    I laughed the whole way through, as always! Love you Josh!

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 2 місяці тому +37

    Damn I can not get enough of the way this man brings a set together , every story gets exactly where he wants you to go and plus I love his take on the election and Kamala !! #voteblue